Meade Skelton is the perfect choice of companion for a long quarantine!
1. Meade could rebuke the Coronavirus from your house and keep you safe.
2. Meade can provide hours of entertainment with his witty commentary, funny faces, and sexy moob displays.
3. Meade can share his bunny to relieve sexual frustration during a long quarantine
4. Meade can cook tasty food to eat.
5. When the food runs out, Meade himself can be cooked up to provide lots of nice tasty well-marbled meat. Yum.