I want to get cancer so I can die and my family will get my huge life insurance pay out. I smoke am overweight I chew Stokers bold chewing tobacco and never use sunscreen. I have a do-nothing government job and I don't exercise. What else can I do to get cancer?

over 50 Wrote:
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> I want to get cancer so I can die and my family
> will get my huge life insurance pay out. I smoke
> am overweight I chew Stokers bold chewing tobacco
> and never use sunscreen. I have a do-nothing
> government job and I don't exercise. What else can
> I do to get cancer?


Well. You're probably one of the guys who will never get it. Genetics plays a role. However odds are you won't, maybe you'll get ephysema or a stroke, then you'll live like that the rest of your life. Never tempt Providence.

Sit in front of the microwave on a cell phone

Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead).

GO BACK TO HELL G2

BEST WAY TO GET OFF FFU G2? IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU DID

Eat more junk food and drink more soda and booze

over 50 Wrote:
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> I want to get cancer so I can die and my family
> will get my huge life insurance pay out. I smoke
> am overweight I chew Stokers bold chewing tobacco
> and never use sunscreen. I have a do-nothing
> government job and I don't exercise. What else can
> I do to get cancer?


Drink alcohol to excess and take plenty of Tylenol while you are doing it. Make sure you don't drink so much you cannot work and continue to provide for your family, but if you drink at least 6-8 drinks a day (not beer, drink liquor) and take 6 Tylenol a day your liver will be shot in no time. Once diagnosed with liver failure, just don't take the medication and refuse any treatment. You could be dead in far less time than suffering through cancer. And with liver failure you will just eventually go to sleep and not wake up. No real suffering. Cancer is ugly.

Tylenol thing is a good idea. Take massive amounts hourly.

Cancer does not give way to a very pleasant death. There are quicker less painful ways to go I’m sure.

Tooferz Wrote:
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> Tylenol thing is a good idea. Take massive amounts
> hourly.


That can be painful too and there’s no guarantee you’ll die.

Tooferz Wrote:
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> Tylenol thing is a good idea. Take massive amounts
> hourly.

It's more about the combination of liquor and Tylenol. For some reason the two of them just fuck your liver up, regardless of what else you are doing to stay healthy. I found out the hard way. Oh well.

But you do not want to take massive amounts of Tylenol if you want your family to get an insurance payout. The insurance company could claim suicide and refuse payment. You want to kill yourself, but make it look like you were just living life and did the wrong thing. Suicide has a stigma and is harder on your family as well, especially if you have kids.

Just get the flu

You can get this off the deep web and make it look like an accidental overdose. Very quick and relatively painless.
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Empire market Wrote:
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> You can get this off the deep web and make it look
> like an accidental overdose. Very quick and
> relatively painless.

Serious questions. How do they know the lethal doses? Is it tested on humans in a controlled environment? Wouldn't it be different from person to person based on weight, overall health, etc.? Don't see how junkies are measuring accurately with those incredibly small doses. You'd need seriously expensive scientific scales to measure what is in those two vials. Plus most people probably do not know how to go about getting something like fentanyl or carfentanil.

I personally don't know what the lethal dose may be. As you said, it varies. But anymore than what's shown in that picture will kill you.

And all it takes is a simple Google search to find out how and where to go. I've already given away a clue..

Just drive into any Popeyes chicken in PG county wearing this sign, it will be over, your welcome!
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And junkies aren't measuring anything, that's why everyone is dying lol. People think they're buying heroin or pills and it's been mixed with fentenyl. You can get "pure" fent online which is guaranteed to kill you and they even have warnings.

So are people asking for the heroin fent blend, or are the suppliers just mixing it in for fun? Why would you want to kill your customers? kinda hard to make money if all your buyers are dead.

Become a UFO investigator and learn secrets the government does not want you to know.

Just rat out the Clintons on some of their illegal activities, and you will be dead in no time.

I don't know why people are putting fentenyl in other drugs but if you want to die that's the way to go. And dealers will always make money because there's always more people willing to die.
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You can also induce a heart attack by overdosing on diet pills

Camp out in a remote location in a national forest during extreme cold temperatures. Get really drunk and pass out. Looks like a accidental death by hypothermia.

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> Just get the flu

Definitely go with Coronas

over 50 Wrote:
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> I want to get cancer so I can die and my family
> will get my huge life insurance pay out. I smoke
> am overweight I chew Stokers bold chewing tobacco
> and never use sunscreen. I have a do-nothing
> government job and I don't exercise. What else can
> I do to get cancer?


Most all Life Insurance still pay full death benefits even in suicide. I know FEGLI which is Federal GOV. workers life insurance pays out even in suicide. All the other companies have a 2 year clause meaning after 2 years into the policy suicide is still paid out so don't struggle with cancer and suffer. Don't kill yourself either but if you have to I would do a Kurt Cobain suicide with a shotgun where you pull trigger with your toe with the gun in your mouth.