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Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: March 29, 2010 09:05AM

post here if you want to see Elle Diabla's internet thong pic. Come on people, if we get enough signatures, we can make this happen. I know I'm not the only one who wants to see that sweet Injun ass!

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Opus ()
Date: March 29, 2010 09:34AM

I don't want to see Gravis (Elle Diabla) in a thong.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 29, 2010 09:39AM

I have a penis, I guess. So lessin you're gay, you won't appreciate the effort.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: March 29, 2010 10:53AM

You guess you have a penis?

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 29, 2010 10:55AM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> You guess you have a penis?


That isn't too far off for some guys, sadly.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 29, 2010 11:11AM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> You guess you have a penis?


A few here say that I do.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 29, 2010 11:38AM

You are consumed aren't you?

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: March 29, 2010 02:02PM

This isn't the picture we're talking about is it?

sexy_thong.jpg

No, wait. That's my plumber, Al DiAlbose. He likes to be comfortable when he works.

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Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 29, 2010 02:09PM

Umm, that was 58 pounds ago.

Jerk.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: March 29, 2010 02:14PM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> Umm, that was 58 pounds ago.
>
> Jerk.


58 pounds lighter or 58 pounds heavier?

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 29, 2010 02:29PM

Misery, Elle has said before she is 64 years old. Unless you are into GILFs, I don't think you want a thong pic.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: March 29, 2010 02:43PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> 58 pounds lighter or 58 pounds heavier?

+1

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 29, 2010 02:50PM

Alos, I've stopped shaving my ass. It's all jungle now, baby!

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 29, 2010 03:03PM

I thought Elle was Spunky.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 29, 2010 04:16PM

I thought Elle, eesh, Mr Misery, etc were all 1 person......

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: biggie size it ()
Date: March 29, 2010 04:26PM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> I have a penis, I guess. So lessin you're gay, you
> won't appreciate the effort.


you must have it confused with that roast beef crotch
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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 29, 2010 05:45PM

+1

496 Wrote:
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> I thought Elle, eesh, Mr Misery, etc were all 1
> person......

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 29, 2010 07:57PM

496 Wrote:
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> I thought Elle, eesh, Mr Misery, etc were all 1
> person......


No, but when I feel menopausal I post as Alias. When I'm drunk I post as Harry Tuttle.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: lame attempt at humor, loser ()
Date: March 29, 2010 08:00PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 496 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I thought Elle, eesh, Mr Misery, etc were all 1
> > person......
>
>
> No, but when I feel menopausal I post as Alias.
> When I'm drunk I post as Harry Tuttle.


Either way you're still retarded.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Operation: Lion ()
Date: March 29, 2010 08:10PM

lame attempt at humor, loser Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 496 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I thought Elle, eesh, Mr Misery, etc were all
> 1
> > > person......
> >
> >
> > No, but when I feel menopausal I post as Alias.
> > When I'm drunk I post as Harry Tuttle.
>
>
> Either way you're still retarded.

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You do or don't, and then you're dead.
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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 29, 2010 09:26PM

eesh Wrote:
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> No, but when I feel menopausal I post as Alias.
> When I'm drunk I post as Harry Tuttle.

eesh is just angry because I refused his invitation to check out his new "sound system".

Yep, that's what he calls it.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 29, 2010 10:13PM

Alias Wrote:
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>
> eesh is just angry because I refused his
> invitation to check out his new "sound system".
>
> Yep, that's what he calls it.


Not the whole system, I just want you to check out the head unit.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: March 29, 2010 10:20PM

wait a minute, I thought everyone was Elliot?

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 29, 2010 10:34PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > eesh is just angry because I refused his
> > invitation to check out his new "sound system".
> >
> > Yep, that's what he calls it.
>
>
> Not the whole system, I just want you to check out
> the head unit.


See what I mean?

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: March 30, 2010 04:39AM

we only need a few more signatures, folks. Then Elle will be required by FFXU law to disclose her thong pic to us. I can't wait. Can't wait to see those sweet cheeks.
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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 30, 2010 10:36AM

That's a big ass.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 30, 2010 11:18AM

Elle, I don't know what Mr. Misery prefers, but according to Harry, that's a petite ass. If you are the owner of a gigantic bottom, Harry will fall in lust with you. Now, if you own any farm animals, love is indeed a remote possibility.

Elle, do you like vegetable soup? Just wondering.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 30, 2010 11:32AM

I'm 5'2". Petite.


Vegetable soup?
Sounds like a tarp...

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: March 30, 2010 11:40AM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> I'm 5'2". Petite.
>
>
> Vegetable soup?
> Sounds like a tarp...


Wow...it must be really difficult to find pants at that size with such a huge, hairy, swinging dick right Elle?

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 30, 2010 11:54AM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> I'm 5'2". Petite.
>
>
> Vegetable soup?
> Sounds like a tarp...

A tarp? Are you defaulting on your home mortgage?

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: March 30, 2010 03:29PM

after reading the thread...... this may be a gamble, but......


signed

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 30, 2010 03:44PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> Elle Diabla Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm 5'2". Petite.
> >
> >
> > Vegetable soup?
> > Sounds like a tarp...
>
>
> Wow...it must be really difficult to find pants at
> that size with such a huge, hairy, swinging dick
> right Elle?

It's definetly been a challenge, but I have a seamstress make nice tucks cups for me.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: this site is garbage in 2010 ()
Date: March 30, 2010 04:27PM

why did this website turn into a flame fest of three to five fags in every thread


say it aint so ffxu.. say it aint so...

going down the gutter.. the noobs have ruined the site

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 30, 2010 05:47PM

this site is garbage in 2010 Wrote:
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> why did this website turn into a flame fest of
> three to five fags in every thread

Uh... what?

>
>
> say it aint so ffxu.. say it aint so...

Uh... what?[Seriously, how are you making FU a better place?]

>
> going down the gutter.. the noobs have ruined the
> site

And the old heads sit, chortling, in their smoke filled penthouse suite... Sipping brandy in their easy chairs all the while...

"Let it burn..." they say.

"...just let it burn!"

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 30, 2010 05:50PM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Elle Diabla Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm 5'2". Petite.
> > >
> > >
> > > Vegetable soup?
> > > Sounds like a tarp...
> >
> >
> > Wow...it must be really difficult to find pants
> at
> > that size with such a huge, hairy, swinging
> dick
> > right Elle?
>
> It's definetly been a challenge, but I have a
> seamstress make nice tucks cups for me.
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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: March 30, 2010 06:00PM

If Elle was anything nice to look at, do you really think she would spend all of her time here? I bet most of us regulars are not pretty enough to own such revealing clothing.
No offence, Elle. When you surround yourself with ugly people, it only makes you prettier then them, not all people.
I bet she is as busted as the rest of us.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 30, 2010 06:03PM

Whatever Yahweh, this picture was taken of Elle Diabla yesterday.






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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: March 30, 2010 06:13PM

so, if I said I was a chick, would everyone start being really nice to me?? I could post some grainy pixilated pic of me from 15 years ago too!

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 30, 2010 06:44PM

Mr. Misery will start a couple threads about you...

Yahweh Wrote:
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> so, if I said I was a chick, would everyone start
> being really nice to me?? I could post some
> grainy pixilated pic of me from 15 years ago too!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 30, 2010 09:50PM

this site is garbage in 2010 Wrote:
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> why did this website turn into a flame fest of
> three to five fags in every thread
>
>
> say it aint so ffxu.. say it aint so...
>
> going down the gutter.. the noobs have ruined the
> site


You're a dumbfuck and outta teh interwebz loop, I guess.

Follow along, son.

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 30, 2010 09:52PM

Yahweh Wrote:
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> If Elle was anything nice to look at, do you
> really think she would spend all of her time here?
> I bet most of us regulars are not pretty enough
> to own such revealing clothing.
> No offence, Elle. When you surround yourself with
> ugly people, it only makes you prettier then them,
> not all people.
> I bet she is as busted as the rest of us.

Mr. Brains, sir? Can you explain to me how only ugly people use the internet to fuck around on?
Also, explain how "all" my time is spent here.

*holds breath

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 30, 2010 09:54PM

Yahweh Wrote:
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> so, if I said I was a chick, would everyone start
> being really nice to me?? I could post some
> grainy pixilated pic of me from 15 years ago too!


Works for me! I forget about my penis every day now!!

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 30, 2010 09:56PM

you can keep your ass wrapped up. i dont want to see that dingle berry infested no man's land.


nay

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 30, 2010 10:02PM

I wonder how it's confirmed that I indeed have these dingleberries.

*giggle @ dingleberry*

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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 30, 2010 10:03PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> you can keep your ass wrapped up. i dont want to
> see that dingle berry infested no man's land.
>
>
> nay
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Re: Petition to see Elle's thong pic
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 30, 2010 10:05PM

OMG, it was operation save the worms mode these past few days.

Poor things, risking their lives out their on our paved paths.

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