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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 11:22AM

Three pizzas and buffalo wings take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: February 10, 2020 11:22AM

I have some type of lung infection, and it’s affecting my bowel movement, I keep getting this rumbling in colon and feel like I have to go, but when I try going I can’t, finally after a day, death came from within

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Calvin Klein Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 11:32AM

Swollen colon Wrote:
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> I have some type of lung infection, and it’s
> affecting my bowel movement, I keep getting this
> rumbling in colon and feel like I have to go, but
> when I try going I can’t, finally after a day,
> death came from within


Shoving animal pelts up your ass might help. A coyote pelt is always the first choice. However, I have found relief in using one from a tabby cat. Of course, the relief might be coming from the fact that the cat is no longer shitting in my rose garden and the 'missing' signs put up all over the neighborhood are rather annoying.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 01:14PM

Calvin Klein Onion Wrote:
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> Swollen colon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have some type of lung infection, and it’s
> > affecting my bowel movement, I keep getting
> this
> > rumbling in colon and feel like I have to go,
> but
> > when I try going I can’t, finally after a
> day,
> > death came from within
>
>
> Shoving animal pelts up your ass might help. A
> coyote pelt is always the first choice. However, I
> have found relief in using one from a tabby cat.
> Of course, the relief might be coming from the
> fact that the cat is no longer shitting in my rose
> garden and the 'missing' signs put up all over the
> neighborhood are rather annoying.


Hi Mr. Brown (I recognize your writing style),

Your story reminds me of one time the Obese neighbor caught a squirrel and did what you said with it in his bottom. Its a disturbing story, no time now though late for my pre-anatomy class we are learning to identify living plants from inanimate objects such as horse troughs and campaign button making machines. Ive studied hard!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 01:36PM

An entire bucket of chicken and beers. Take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 10, 2020 02:03PM

Welcome to Page-5 BiBs! Onions making a mark for curious readers wishing to learn more about our (their?) IBS peril. Jersey Mike's #3 (Mike's Way) for me today. Half for lunch, half for dinner this evening with some healthier Sun Chips. This BiB doesn't do- da poo poo in previous post of funny video.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 10, 2020 02:25PM

I had a bad one today. Admittedly last night I had stomach cramps. These usually are an indicator of a awful time. This large strange boulder cut me up.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 04:43PM

Dad and the obese neighbor downstairs. Dad is wearing a bunch of clear briefs and the obese neighbor is throwing darts in his asshole. Should I be concerned?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Time to be a son ()
Date: February 10, 2020 04:57PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor downstairs. Dad is
> wearing a bunch of clear briefs and the obese
> neighbor is throwing darts in his asshole. Should
> I be concerned?

Your father undoubtedly needs your support for his LGBT lifestyle. Have you thought of helping to paint his dartboard?
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 05:03PM

Panda Express again tonight. They sell chicken egg rolls now and they are so much better than those nasty spring rolls. Going to get two entrees four egg rolls and two sides of super greens that are loaded with broccoli. That should get my bowels going.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Onionzs ()
Date: February 10, 2020 06:04PM

Da Poo Poo Wrote:
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> Short, informative tutorial for the bibs.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf0Lv3egcMc

Video worth bumpin.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 10, 2020 06:17PM

I just ate an entire bowl of moist dogshit. It was delish!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: gourmand onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 06:39PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> I just ate an entire bowl of moist dogshit. It was
> delish!


I am lucky enough to live by a dog park that separates the dogs into two groups by size with 30lbs being the divide.


I go and raid the potty bins for some tasty treats

I find that the best tasting poop comes from smaller dogs. It could be that there are more dogs represented since the poop is smaller. However, smaller dogs are more apt to be fed canned food as opposed to dry. Maybe that is it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 09:06PM

To my fellow brothers in bowel,

Today was another doctors appointment. $40 out of my pocket, a sore rectum, and nothing but the cold calculating indifference of a medical practice. Don’t you think that these problems could be fixed. You take your cars brakes in. They are fixed. Aside from the body parts of savages done. You take your hair in to get styled. There slanty eyes despite driving a car like a five year old, will make your locks of hair look good. You go to a restaurant to get fed. After leaving your belly is full, and you leave a few dirty dollar bills and coins for the iguana eater.

At the doctor nothing for your money, time, and what’s left of your pride.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Enough Already ()
Date: February 10, 2020 09:16PM

Can Cary just ban this BO jackass? Nobody wants to read his fake boring spam posts.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Colon trollin ()
Date: February 10, 2020 09:28PM

Enough Already Wrote:
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> Can Cary just ban this BO jackass? Nobody wants to
> read his fake boring spam posts.


They aren’t fake, or mine posts aren’t.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 10, 2020 10:08PM

Enough Already Wrote:
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> Can Cary just ban this BO jackass? Nobody wants to
> read his fake boring spam posts.


Read em and weep dick. Freedom of speech applies whether you like it or not. Suck it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 10, 2020 10:22PM

Now, who wants to take a shit in my mouth?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 11, 2020 04:21AM

5am guy checking in here a little earlier than usual. 5am guy works the overnite shift and 5am guy takes his dumps while the city sleeps.
5am guy has to work long hours this coming weekend because of the Presidents day holiday. 5am guy is then going to take a few nights off. 5am guy is going to visit his cousin in Paint Bank Virginia 5am guy will be eating restaurant food and it may give 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy says hi to all the bib's!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: February 11, 2020 07:21AM

Sorry I missed 5am guy. He’s an interesting guy.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: we all heart 5amguy ()
Date: February 11, 2020 08:09AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in here a little earlier than
> usual. 5am guy works the overnite shift and 5am
> guy takes his dumps while the city sleeps.
> 5am guy has to work long hours this coming weekend
> because of the Presidents day holiday. 5am guy is
> then going to take a few nights off. 5am guy is
> going to visit his cousin in Paint Bank Virginia
> 5am guy will be eating restaurant food and it may
> give 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy says hi to all
> the bib's!

Hey 5am - you ever go and tap that waitress from Denny's again, you know the smack addict? Are you the one that cooks on a hot plate in your basement apartment or is that the sign-spinnin' bayz-in-bayz dude?

thanks hope your bowels are good to you on the job this weekend.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: abovethewaterline onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 08:58AM

Family members leaving above-water shit smears in groan throne.

I know it sucks but you have to reach in there with TP and wipe that shit down. If not it gets hard above the water line and you know who has to get in there with fingernails and TP to get it off.

mutherfuckers

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 10:09AM

Obese neighbor tied dental floss to an opened safety pin and inserted it into my dad's rectum. He says Dad is on his 'leash' and pretty much does whatever he wants. Right now he is making my poor Dad drink out of the toilet while humming Battle Hymn of The Republic. Mom is drunk and Grandma is in he basement said she had some 'canning' to do.

Its all so strange even my lemon wheat grass masala chai smoothy cannot seem to lift my spirits this day...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 11:02AM

Goulash. More later but I think my doctor fucked up my starfish.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Phillip Snidegrass ()
Date: February 11, 2020 12:05PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor tied dental floss to an opened
> safety pin and inserted it into my dad's rectum.
> He says Dad is on his 'leash' and pretty much does
> whatever he wants. Right now he is making my poor
> Dad drink out of the toilet while humming Battle
> Hymn of The Republic. Mom is drunk and Grandma is
> in he basement said she had some 'canning' to do.
>
> Its all so strange even my lemon wheat grass
> masala chai smoothy cannot seem to lift my spirits
> this day...


tough breaks kid

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: This is horrible ()
Date: February 11, 2020 12:16PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor tied dental floss to an opened
> safety pin and inserted it into my dad's rectum.
> He says Dad is on his 'leash' and pretty much does
> whatever he wants. Right now he is making my poor
> Dad drink out of the toilet while humming Battle
> Hymn of The Republic. Mom is drunk and Grandma is
> in he basement said she had some 'canning' to do.
>
> Its all so strange even my lemon wheat grass
> masala chai smoothy cannot seem to lift my spirits
> this day...

This is the most disturbing post in this thread. All I can say is stop acting like a whiney little bitch and learn to accept reality as it is. Next time drink a cup of Folger's like a man.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: gu3ul ()
Date: February 11, 2020 12:52PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor tied dental floss to an opened
> safety pin and inserted it into my dad's rectum.
> He says Dad is on his 'leash' and pretty much does
> whatever he wants. Right now he is making my poor
> Dad drink out of the toilet while humming Battle
> Hymn of The Republic. Mom is drunk and Grandma is
> in he basement said she had some 'canning' to do.
>
> Its all so strange even my lemon wheat grass
> masala chai smoothy cannot seem to lift my spirits
> this day...

what-the-actual-FUCK?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 01:04PM

Can’t you stop making fun of a good college student, who’s working for his degree? Make fun of me or older folks fine, but come on.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 11, 2020 01:50PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Can’t you stop making fun of a good college
> student, who’s working for his degree? Make fun
> of me or older folks fine, but come on.


We do what we wanna do

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 11, 2020 02:49PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Can’t you stop making fun of a good college
> student, who’s working for his degree? Make fun
> of me or older folks fine, but come on.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: lollers ()
Date: February 11, 2020 03:00PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor tied dental floss to an opened
> safety pin and inserted it into my dad's rectum.
> He says Dad is on his 'leash' and pretty much does
> whatever he wants. Right now he is making my poor
> Dad drink out of the toilet while humming Battle
> Hymn of The Republic. Mom is drunk and Grandma is
> in he basement said she had some 'canning' to do.
>
> Its all so strange even my lemon wheat grass
> masala chai smoothy cannot seem to lift my spirits
> this day...

ok this made me laugh - sick fucks

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 11, 2020 03:06PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can’t you stop making fun of a good college
> > student, who’s working for his degree? Make
> fun
> > of me or older folks fine, but come on.
>
>
> We do what we wanna do
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: baloon knot onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 03:12PM

^NOT BOWELL FRIENDLY - AVOID!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Groan Thrown Rachel ()
Date: February 11, 2020 03:32PM

baloon knot onion Wrote:
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> ^NOT BOWELL FRIENDLY - AVOID!


It hurt a little when I first started. But in just a few exercise sessions, things started to flow efficiently.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 11, 2020 03:56PM

we all heart 5amguy Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy checking in here a little earlier than
> > usual. 5am guy works the overnite shift and 5am
> > guy takes his dumps while the city sleeps.
> > 5am guy has to work long hours this coming
> weekend
> > because of the Presidents day holiday. 5am guy
> is
> > then going to take a few nights off. 5am guy is
> > going to visit his cousin in Paint Bank
> Virginia
> > 5am guy will be eating restaurant food and it
> may
> > give 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy says hi to
> all
> > the bib's!
>
> Hey 5am - you ever go and tap that waitress from
> Denny's again, you know the smack addict? Are you
> the one that cooks on a hot plate in your basement
> apartment or is that the sign-spinnin'
> bayz-in-bayz dude?
>
> thanks hope your bowels are good to you on the job
> this weekend.

5am is a PLAYAH! Denny's waitress must predate my entry. I do recall 5am's pursuit/success with the Royal Farms Jenny. Man's got game and won't be lonely on Valentine's Day.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Evel ()
Date: February 11, 2020 04:00PM

Groan Thrown Rachel Wrote:
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> baloon knot onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^NOT BOWELL FRIENDLY - AVOID!
>
>
> It hurt a little when I first started. But in just
> a few exercise sessions, things started to flow
> efficiently.

"it only hurts for a little while." -Evel Knievel

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 04:41PM

I picked up a big package of chicken drumsticks earlier today. Going to shake n bake them and enjoy them with a box of stove top stuffing and a 12 pack of budweiser. This should be bowel friendly.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 06:03PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I picked up a big package of chicken drumsticks
> earlier today. Going to shake n bake them and
> enjoy them with a box of stove top stuffing and a
> 12 pack of budweiser. This should be bowel
> friendly.

Thinking of that my lower colon just fell out.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Go away!! ()
Date: February 11, 2020 06:04PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I picked up a big package of chicken drumsticks
> > earlier today. Going to shake n bake them and
> > enjoy them with a box of stove top stuffing and
> a
> > 12 pack of budweiser. This should be bowel
> > friendly.
>
> Thinking of that my lower colon just fell out.

We can only wish. Hope you die soon bleeding out from your ass. Sick racist fuck.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 11, 2020 06:05PM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 11, 2020 07:40PM

I highly doubt my neighbor and also a church going man like brown would approve of that. And I think you have serious problems.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage.. ()
Date: February 11, 2020 07:40PM

I just ate a few pieces of cat shit. It has a nice sweet flavor. It takes a bit of work to prepare by removing the litter particles. Well worth it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 11, 2020 07:47PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> I highly doubt my neighbor and also a church going
> man like brown would approve of that. And I think
> you have serious problems.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion’s neighbor, Evan ()
Date: February 11, 2020 09:18PM

Miscavage.. Wrote:
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> I just ate a few pieces of cat shit. It has a nice
> sweet flavor. It takes a bit of work to prepare by
> removing the litter particles. Well worth it.


Brown Onion’s wife used to make a delicious catshit soup. God rest her soul.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 11, 2020 09:53PM

Fucking low life clowns.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 10:10PM

Dad is in some kind of cuff outfit and the obese neighbor is telling him bend over bitch. I hear what sounds like pigs squealing. There’s banjo music too and the obese neighbor seems very proud of himself as dad sits in his red underwear.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr. Brown Onion Partera ()
Date: February 11, 2020 11:38PM

Helo, my name es Maria also I am Mr. Brown Onion Partera, no se la palabra en Ingles. Mr. Brown asks always for de OxyCotin for the dolor in hs bottom partes. !Demasiado! I say but he not listen and he take 3 sometimes for in the bano. Demasaiado and then he can no go poopie. mierda esta demasiado duro and de oxy is why. Also we bring comedia with la iguana in los tacos but Mr Brown think it pollo. We laugh. And we dont like tis man, he is not good man - he say mierda es nino

no bueno, gracias

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 12, 2020 04:35AM

we all heart 5amguy Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy checking in here a little earlier than
> > usual. 5am guy works the overnite shift and 5am
> > guy takes his dumps while the city sleeps.
> > 5am guy has to work long hours this coming
> weekend
> > because of the Presidents day holiday. 5am guy
> is
> > then going to take a few nights off. 5am guy is
> > going to visit his cousin in Paint Bank
> Virginia
> > 5am guy will be eating restaurant food and it
> may
> > give 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy says hi to
> all
> > the bib's!
>
> Hey 5am - you ever go and tap that waitress from
> Denny's again, you know the smack addict? Are you
> the one that cooks on a hot plate in your basement
> apartment or is that the sign-spinnin'
> bayz-in-bayz dude?
>
> thanks hope your bowels are good to you on the job
> this weekend.


5am guy got a few letters from the Dennys girl. The letters were from a place called the Fluvana woman's correctional center. 5am guy read the first letter but sent the second letter back. Dennys girl wrote that she wants to see 5am guy when she gets released in October of 2024. Dennys girl also asked 5am guy to send her a pair of sneakers and some money. 5am guy did not write back or send anything.
5am guy is getting ready to drop a load. 5am guy has a space heater going in the mens room along with the star shower mood lighting device. 5am guy out.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 12, 2020 06:36AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> we all heart 5amguy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 5am guy checking in here a little earlier
> than
> > > usual. 5am guy works the overnite shift and
> 5am
> > > guy takes his dumps while the city sleeps.
> > > 5am guy has to work long hours this coming
> > weekend
> > > because of the Presidents day holiday. 5am
> guy
> > is
> > > then going to take a few nights off. 5am guy
> is
> > > going to visit his cousin in Paint Bank
> > Virginia
> > > 5am guy will be eating restaurant food and it
> > may
> > > give 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy says hi
> to
> > all
> > > the bib's!
> >
> > Hey 5am - you ever go and tap that waitress
> from
> > Denny's again, you know the smack addict? Are
> you
> > the one that cooks on a hot plate in your
> basement
> > apartment or is that the sign-spinnin'
> > bayz-in-bayz dude?
> >
> > thanks hope your bowels are good to you on the
> job
> > this weekend.
>
>
> 5am guy got a few letters from the Dennys girl.
> The letters were from a place called the Fluvana
> woman's correctional center. 5am guy read the
> first letter but sent the second letter back.
> Dennys girl wrote that she wants to see 5am guy
> when she gets released in October of 2024. Dennys
> girl also asked 5am guy to send her a pair of
> sneakers and some money. 5am guy did not write
> back or send anything.
> 5am guy is getting ready to drop a load. 5am guy
> has a space heater going in the mens room along
> with the star shower mood lighting device. 5am guy
> out.


Good morning 5 am guy! Welcome back. It’s so good to see you and you’re doing the right thing. If she’s asking for all these things, that’s a sign of her using you and your bowels. No pussy means no anything. Even if those visits are allowed, she’s got to hook you up. I hope you took care of business relatively well. Working on a big one here. If anyone has a harpoon let me know.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Oxy head Onion ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:03AM

Mr. Brown Onion Partera Wrote:
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> Helo, my name es Maria also I am Mr. Brown Onion
> Partera, no se la palabra en Ingles. Mr. Brown
> asks always for de OxyCotin for the dolor in hs
> bottom partes. !Demasiado! I say but he not
> listen and he take 3 sometimes for in the bano.
> Demasaiado and then he can no go poopie. mierda
> esta demasiado duro and de oxy is why. Also we
> bring comedia with la iguana in los tacos but Mr
> Brown think it pollo. We laugh. And we dont like
> tis man, he is not good man - he say mierda es
> nino
>
> no bueno, gracias

From the horse's mouth - Brown Onion is an Oxy-head hence the constipation. Makes all the sense in the world. Worst part about ANY surgery is the pain meds/constipation after. I sent my wife out on an emergency run for stool softeners after belly button surgery - she got pills so I sent her immediately back out for suppositories. Overkill and sluce city but I in fact did have a lacrosse ball sized shit that wouldnt come out.

Get off the Oxy you racist piece of shit.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:33AM

Oxy head Onion Wrote:
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> Mr. Brown Onion Partera Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Helo, my name es Maria also I am Mr. Brown
> Onion
> > Partera, no se la palabra en Ingles. Mr. Brown
> > asks always for de OxyCotin for the dolor in hs
> > bottom partes. !Demasiado! I say but he not
> > listen and he take 3 sometimes for in the bano.
>
> > Demasaiado and then he can no go poopie.
> mierda
> > esta demasiado duro and de oxy is why. Also we
> > bring comedia with la iguana in los tacos but
> Mr
> > Brown think it pollo. We laugh. And we dont
> like
> > tis man, he is not good man - he say mierda es
> > nino
> >
> > no bueno, gracias
>
> From the horse's mouth - Brown Onion is an
> Oxy-head hence the constipation. Makes all the
> sense in the world. Worst part about ANY surgery
> is the pain meds/constipation after. I sent my
> wife out on an emergency run for stool softeners
> after belly button surgery - she got pills so I
> sent her immediately back out for suppositories.
> Overkill and sluce city but I in fact did have a
> lacrosse ball sized shit that wouldnt come out.
>
> Get off the Oxy you racist piece of shit.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: bowel batter ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:45AM

^that poor woman's fish is getting battered - not bowel friendly, not ok.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bowels but not bowels ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:47AM

Yesterday I was at a customers location, and was looking for the bathroom to take a number 2, I walk into the bathroom and it wasn’t lookin good, I notice the toilet had a be smear of shit residue that when from down below the water level to way above the water level, all dried up...so I sit, do what I gotta do, and flush, it was one of those toilets that splashed and Shoots water everwhere, so I now have this dried up nasty shit being shot up in my asshole, just fucking nasty

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 12, 2020 11:47AM

Bowels but not bowels Wrote:
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> Yesterday I was at a customers location, and was
> looking for the bathroom to take a number 2, I
> walk into the bathroom and it wasn’t lookin
> good, I notice the toilet had a be smear of shit
> residue that when from down below the water level
> to way above the water level, all dried up...so I
> sit, do what I gotta do, and flush, it was one of
> those toilets that splashed and Shoots water
> everwhere, so I now have this dried up nasty shit
> being shot up in my asshole, just fucking nasty
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 12, 2020 12:13PM

Now you are getting it. Anal sex is perverted and ruins the starfish. We need more like that young girl, She seems to have a healthy attitude toward her starfish and water babies!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BiB Onion ()
Date: February 12, 2020 02:03PM

Starfish Trooper Wrote:
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> Now you are getting it. Anal sex is perverted and
> ruins the starfish. We need more like that young
> girl, She seems to have a healthy attitude toward
> her starfish and water babies!

So natural too. She is giving birth to her feces without midwives! Important to support each other by discussing this. Thanks.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: nw9w3 ()
Date: February 12, 2020 03:00PM

sickos

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 12, 2020 03:00PM

BiB Onion Wrote:
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> Starfish Trooper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now you are getting it. Anal sex is perverted
> and
> > ruins the starfish. We need more like that
> young
> > girl, She seems to have a healthy attitude
> toward
> > her starfish and water babies!
>
> So natural too. She is giving birth to her feces
> without midwives! Important to support each other
> by discussing this. Thanks.

Keep in mind midwives are sometimes needed.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 12, 2020 06:56PM

No he doesn’t. He’s a church going all around decent gentleman. You’re a sick dog.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: French Onion ()
Date: February 12, 2020 07:01PM

nw9w3 Wrote:
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> sickos


How much of this hostility do us Bibs must endure? Everybody poops and we are on a mission for society to accept us potty challenged for who we are.

OUT OF THE WATER CLOSET AND INTO THE STREETS.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 12, 2020 07:54PM

Has anybody eaten mouse shit? Not very filling, but thet are kind of like tic tacs. Tasty little snack.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Gourmand Onion ()
Date: February 12, 2020 08:04PM

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> Has anybody eaten mouse shit? Not very filling,
> but thet are kind of like tic tacs. Tasty little
> snack.


Have you tried baking mouse turds into cookies? Just take a chocolate chip recipe and substitute the turds for the chocolate chips.

If you have small minded friends, you might try half chips and half turds. They won't even notice.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: February 12, 2020 08:08PM

Reading these obtuse write ups, photographs/videos, and the stupidity of user name Brown Onion, I certainly am realizing the right decision was made. The golf course is relaxing, as are games such as Bridge provide entertainment and a social balance. The years I was a GI, I am glad to have had the opportunity to help people, but people like user name Brown Onion aren’t missed.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 12, 2020 09:26PM

Retired GI Wrote:
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> Reading these obtuse write ups,
> photographs/videos, and the stupidity of user name
> Brown Onion, I certainly am realizing the right
> decision was made. The golf course is relaxing, as
> are games such as Bridge provide entertainment and
> a social balance. The years I was a GI, I am glad
> to have had the opportunity to help people, but
> people like user name Brown Onion aren’t missed.


Guess you still put your sausage fingers in holes playing golf. Why am I not surprised you’d play a game associated with assholes? When you play bridge are you known as stinky fingers. You and your fellow doctors are the lowest of the low.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Clinger cling ons ()
Date: February 12, 2020 09:39PM

I hate when you shit and u got the clingers, either from ur asshole, or stuck in ur asshole hairs.
You can feel them hanging, I refuse to wipe and smear them, so I just shake my ass back and forth till they fallmmcbb

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:33PM

Clinger cling ons Wrote:
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> I hate when you shit and u got the clingers,
> either from ur asshole, or stuck in ur asshole
> hairs.
> You can feel them hanging, I refuse to wipe and
> smear them, so I just shake my ass back and forth
> till they fallmmcbb


Thats disgusting. I prefer to simply pluck them off and eat them.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Father Onion </\> ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:40PM

Friends, I beseech you, turn away from these dark and unnatural pursuits and pray for forgiveness. He can offer you peace from these corporeal distractions. Unnatural and unclean you must ask to receive Grace. Filth and depravity are evidence of a an unholy presence here - descriptions of bodily waste, midwives, these are the work of Satin. God be with you and save you all.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sinner Jim ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:59PM

Father Onion </\> Wrote:
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> Friends, I beseech you, turn away from these dark
> and unnatural pursuits and pray for forgiveness.
> He can offer you peace from these corporeal
> distractions. Unnatural and unclean you must ask
> to receive Grace. Filth and depravity are
> evidence of a an unholy presence here -
> descriptions of bodily waste, midwives, these are
> the work of Satin. God be with you and save you
> all.

You’re right, father. Satin is bad. Have you ever tried to get skid marks out of satin?


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 12, 2020 11:47PM

,,,
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wtf onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 08:48AM

Is it true that for roids a doctor can tie rubber bands around them to decrease their size?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 10:11AM

It’s going to take more than stool softener and prunes to get this old fashioned steam train and passenger cars out of my colon. The locomotive is staying in there refusing to budge. The sweat is real. The apprehension too. I worry the midwives won’t be able to help me enough with what’s going through the tubing.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Oxy Clean Onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 10:49AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It’s going to take more than stool softener and
> prunes to get this old fashioned steam train and
> passenger cars out of my colon. The locomotive is
> staying in there refusing to budge. The sweat is
> real. The apprehension too. I worry the midwives
> won’t be able to help me enough with what’s
> going through the tubing.


Stop eating Oxy like tic-tacs idiot. Your poo will de-petrify.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 13, 2020 10:58AM

Animal clips are so adorable
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 13, 2020 11:40AM

..
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 13, 2020 12:01PM

Still recovering from yesterday. It’s hard to believe coming up on 24 hours and still in pain.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: The nines have it,,, ()
Date: February 13, 2020 12:36PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Still recovering from yesterday. It’s hard to
> believe coming up on 24 hours and still in pain.


Don't make Brown Onion's mistake. Don't start binging on Oxi for pain. You will never have a normal shit again.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 13, 2020 03:15PM

Subway turkey breast on wheat foot-long with Lay's baked chips for lunch. One more day of work and heading into the long holiday weekend with confidence. What up BiBs?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 13, 2020 03:56PM

The nines have it,,, Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Still recovering from yesterday. It’s hard to
> > believe coming up on 24 hours and still in
> pain.
>
>
> Don't make Brown Onion's mistake. Don't start
> binging on Oxi for pain. You will never have a
> normal shit again.

Shut up asshole. How’s the loony bin dumbass? You’re jealous of brown onion with obsession written all over it. He’s got bowel problems. Whatever meds he takes he’s allowed to.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 13, 2020 04:12PM

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> The nines have it,,, Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Still recovering from yesterday. It’s hard
> to
> > > believe coming up on 24 hours and still in
> > pain.
> >
> >
> > Don't make Brown Onion's mistake. Don't start
> > binging on Oxi for pain. You will never have a
> > normal shit again.
>
> Shut up asshole. How’s the loony bin dumbass?
> You’re jealous of brown onion with obsession
> written all over it. He’s got bowel problems.
> Whatever meds he takes he’s allowed to.



DINNER IS SERVED
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Nodafan ()
Date: February 13, 2020 04:23PM

Would never date a woman who shits this large. Lady poop doesn’t exist and should stay that way. You reading this ladies?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: A question for you... ()
Date: February 13, 2020 04:32PM

Nodafan Wrote:
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> Would never date a woman who shits this large.
> Lady poop doesn’t exist and should stay that
> way. You reading this ladies?


If women don't poop, then why does my wife use half a roll of toilet paper every time she uses the toilet?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: TP Onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 04:41PM

A question for you... Wrote:
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> Nodafan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Would never date a woman who shits this large.
> > Lady poop doesn’t exist and should stay that
> > way. You reading this ladies?
>
>
> If women don't poop, then why does my wife use
> half a roll of toilet paper every time she uses
> the toilet?

1st what an utterly glorious shit that vixen is delivering! The volume and color and consistency 10 out of 10

2nd women have a secret plan to deforest the planet over the next 140 years - TP is their major means to this goal.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 04:48PM

The workday is almost over. I'm thinking that a couple double whoppers with cheese and a couple large onion rings from Burger king might hit the spot for dinner tonight. My bowels are churning a little from the footlong meatball and bacon sub I had for lunch. If my bowels give me trouble I can call out sick tomorrow and turn a 3 day weekend into a 4 day weekend.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage.... ()
Date: February 13, 2020 05:14PM

Sick fuck. Shit images. Fuck you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Oh dear...... ()
Date: February 13, 2020 05:52PM

Miscavage.... Wrote:
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> Sick fuck. Shit images. Fuck you.


So says Mr. Pottynouth. Do you suck your boyfriend's cock with that mouth?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 05:56PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> The workday is almost over. I'm thinking that a
> couple double whoppers with cheese and a couple
> large onion rings from Burger king might hit the
> spot for dinner tonight. My bowels are churning a
> little from the footlong meatball and bacon sub I
> had for lunch. If my bowels give me trouble I can
> call out sick tomorrow and turn a 3 day weekend
> into a 4 day weekend.


Yikes that meal makes my bowels scream. Do you think or worry one day they will fall out?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:13PM

I love to take my wife’s ladel down to the port-a-jon and spoon out delectable treats to eat. The blue deoderizer adds a minty taste to the feces. Yum!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Concerned dad ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:13PM

Miscavage.... Wrote:
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> Sick fuck. Shit images. Fuck you.


Bro kids visit this site - pls watch your language.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Antarctica shitter ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:22PM

man walking Antarctica shits his pants - A Love Story.

After six hours of hiking, in near -25 degree Fahrenheit (-31.6 Celsius) temperatures, O'Brady suddenly felt what he called a "wave," one that would not stop.

He had been fairly regular until that point on the trip, going to the bathroom every morning and then staying dressed in head to toe snow gear all day until he could stop to set up camp for the night, and go to the bathroom in a sheltered vestibule.

O'Brady decided that it would be best to wait until the evening to take off his jacket, overalls, and base layers, get fully undressed and go. But his body had other plans.

"I thought that I'd get relief if I was able to pass some gas, so I tried," he wrote. "Unfortunately, more than gas came out. I was relieved and disgusted at the same time."

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Church Lady ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:25PM

That miscavage guy is truly a disgusting and foul-mouthed individual. He needs to find Jesus.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:31PM

Church Lady Wrote:
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> That miscavage guy is truly a disgusting and
> foul-mouthed individual. He needs to find Jesus.

Would you like to join us at McLean Presbyterian to discuss IBS? I’m leading a round table discussion about bowel health.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Lame troll ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:47PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Church Lady Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That miscavage guy is truly a disgusting and
> > foul-mouthed individual. He needs to find
> Jesus.
>
> Would you like to join us at McLean Presbyterian
> to discuss IBS? I’m leading a round table
> discussion about bowel health.


No you’re not.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 13, 2020 07:14PM

Why we all sleep with baby wipes next to the bed.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Hws ()
Date: February 13, 2020 07:14PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Church Lady Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That miscavage guy is truly a disgusting and
> > foul-mouthed individual. He needs to find
> Jesus.
>
> Would you like to join us at McLean Presbyterian
> to discuss IBS? I’m leading a round table
> discussion about bowel health.
What are you focusing on for this discussion

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 13, 2020 07:47PM

Lame troll Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Church Lady Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That miscavage guy is truly a disgusting and
> > > foul-mouthed individual. He needs to find
> > Jesus.
> >
> > Would you like to join us at McLean
> Presbyterian
> > to discuss IBS? I’m leading a round table
> > discussion about bowel health.
>
>
> No you’re not.


Yes he is. You’re just jealous that a good neighbor and friend gets a opportunity to educate.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 08:12PM

I don’t like how the obese neighbor, has a dog leash around dads neck, and is making him walk on all fours. It’s bad enough inside the house, but now the obese neighbor is doing this on our street. People I’ve known since I was a small boy are seeing this. Plus the obese neighbor has a whip and talks about cornholing. I think he means corn dogs but the grill is fired up and I hear a man crying downstairs about how his butt hurts. I don’t know why dad has bottom painted on his chest.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 08:14PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The workday is almost over. I'm thinking that a
> > couple double whoppers with cheese and a couple
> > large onion rings from Burger king might hit
> the
> > spot for dinner tonight. My bowels are churning
> a
> > little from the footlong meatball and bacon sub
> I
> > had for lunch. If my bowels give me trouble I
> can
> > call out sick tomorrow and turn a 3 day weekend
> > into a 4 day weekend.
>
>
> Yikes that meal makes my bowels scream. Do you
> think or worry one day they will fall out?


I just finished eating the whoppers and rings. I feel a storm brewing down below. My bowels are stressed right now. I am thankful to have a porcelain convenience standing by. I am holding strong so far.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 13, 2020 08:34PM

boiled onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The workday is almost over. I'm thinking that
> a
> > > couple double whoppers with cheese and a
> couple
> > > large onion rings from Burger king might hit
> > the
> > > spot for dinner tonight. My bowels are
> churning
> > a
> > > little from the footlong meatball and bacon
> sub
> > I
> > > had for lunch. If my bowels give me trouble I
> > can
> > > call out sick tomorrow and turn a 3 day
> weekend
> > > into a 4 day weekend.
> >
> >
> > Yikes that meal makes my bowels scream. Do you
> > think or worry one day they will fall out?
>
>
> I just finished eating the whoppers and rings. I
> feel a storm brewing down below. My bowels are
> stressed right now. I am thankful to have a
> porcelain convenience standing by. I am holding
> strong so far.

My diaper is full!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 14, 2020 04:41AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. today 5am guy starts his 12 hour shifts. 5am guy will be working 8pm to 8am for the next three days. 5am guy feels that this could cause bowel trouble.
A few hours ago 5am guy had chicken, biscuits and coleslaw from Royal Farm. 5am guy will see how that turns out. 5am guy reminds everyone to set their browser to block images on this forum. 5am guy saw some bad images here because he forgot to turn on image block. 5am guy has the image block engaged now. 5am guy sends prayers and positive thoughts to all the BIB's!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Father Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2020 04:47AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in a little early
> tonight. today 5am guy starts his 12 hour shifts.
> 5am guy will be working 8pm to 8am for the next
> three days. 5am guy feels that this could cause
> bowel trouble.
> A few hours ago 5am guy had chicken, biscuits and
> coleslaw from Royal Farm. 5am guy will see how
> that turns out. 5am guy reminds everyone to set
> their browser to block images on this forum. 5am
> guy saw some bad images here because he forgot to
> turn on image block. 5am guy has the image block
> engaged now. 5am guy sends prayers and positive
> thoughts to all the BIB's!

You can always pray in our sanctuary, and know we will always take care of our flock.

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