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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 07:43PM

Don't worry too much about Brown Onion. He is very old and going to be dead soon. We will all miss is fecal follies when that happens.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 06, 2020 09:04PM

Starfish Trooper Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had a good day today. No accidents, back from
> > work. I am thankful. Days like this aren’t
> > always. Hope all are ok.
>
>
> Does anyone else ever go down to their local dog
> park and raid the poop cans for ingredients to
> make Jenkum? It is really worthwhile.


Dog jenkum just doesn’t have the same great flavor or aromatic hints that human jenkum has.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:04AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Don't worry too much about Brown Onion. He is very
> old and going to be dead soon. We will all miss is
> fecal follies when that happens.


I may be old, and while a awful starfish/colon/plumbing, my cardio and blood pressure numbers are very good. Eventually you’ll have your way, as I’ll probably collapse giving birth to cinder blocks, but for now you’re stuck with my unabashed truth telling as unpleasant as it may be for arrogant youth or doctors of questionable repute.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:07AM

Swollen colon Wrote:
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> We have tranny bathrooms, but why don’t we have
> bathrooms for the people who suffer with ass
> problems, it makes much more sense..we need these
> bathrooms at sporting events, concerts...malls...
> You know what it’s like to be at a concert, and
> ur about to vomit out ur ass, with 20 people on
> line..


Fact! Even insane homosexuals dressed up as women have more rights than us. We are pariahs compared to them.

A great point and I’m going to write congressman Connolly, who’s a worthless twit with superior bowels, and see if an Americans with Disabilities Act or potential addendum could be considered.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:26AM

Despite the rain I’ve made it to my desk. Very grateful!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:32AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Swollen colon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We have tranny bathrooms, but why don’t we
> have
> > bathrooms for the people who suffer with ass
> > problems, it makes much more sense..we need
> these
> > bathrooms at sporting events,
> concerts...malls...
> > You know what it’s like to be at a concert,
> and
> > ur about to vomit out ur ass, with 20 people on
> > line..
>
>
> Fact! Even insane homosexuals dressed up as women
> have more rights than us. We are pariahs compared
> to them.
>
> A great point and I’m going to write congressman
> Connolly, who’s a worthless twit with superior
> bowels, and see if an Americans with Disabilities
> Act or potential addendum could be considered.


IM SERIOUS. Even sinful queers have more rights than our hard working citizens
with ass problems. Time after time I’ve had to wait for a toilet, many times I would have to run off and let it rip in some corner somewhere, and I thought, “why the fuck isn’t there special bathrooms for the people that are bowely challenged? How longer must we try to wait on lines at sporting events, and concerts...I don’t even go to sporting events anymore, cuz, u can’t just leave that line and find a place to shit, concerts, depending on the venue, u can find some decent places to let it rip

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 07, 2020 09:00AM

Swollen colon Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Swollen colon Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > We have tranny bathrooms, but why don’t we
> > have
> > > bathrooms for the people who suffer with ass
> > > problems, it makes much more sense..we need
> > these
> > > bathrooms at sporting events,
> > concerts...malls...
> > > You know what it’s like to be at a concert,
> > and
> > > ur about to vomit out ur ass, with 20 people
> on
> > > line..
> >
> >
> > Fact! Even insane homosexuals dressed up as
> women
> > have more rights than us. We are pariahs
> compared
> > to them.
> >
> > A great point and I’m going to write
> congressman
> > Connolly, who’s a worthless twit with
> superior
> > bowels, and see if an Americans with
> Disabilities
> > Act or potential addendum could be considered.
>
>
> IM SERIOUS. Even sinful queers have more rights
> than our hard working citizens
> with ass problems. Time after time I’ve had to
> wait for a toilet, many times I would have to run
> off and let it rip in some corner somewhere, and I
> thought, “why the fuck isn’t there special
> bathrooms for the people that are bowely
> challenged? How longer must we try to wait on
> lines at sporting events, and concerts...I don’t
> even go to sporting events anymore, cuz, u can’t
> just leave that line and find a place to shit,
> concerts, depending on the venue, u can find some
> decent places to let it rip

Maybe all of us should wear women wigs. Actually you’re being fair. If gay people can get bathroom access priorities why can’t we? And I worry as I’m in my forties now, it’s going to get worse.

Sports events or concerts are awful. I don’t drink beers but the men who make these lines longer by beer piss necessities also get preferential treatment. This is a very smart point you made. And I’m going to see if Brown can make progress with looking into the ADA as I had not thought of that before too. It is a disability.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Peeled Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 10:44AM

Does anyone else ever use their toolbox in the bathroom to make sure everything flows efficiently? I find needlenose plyers are the most helpful for certain hard to reach spots.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Weiße Zwiebel ()
Date: February 07, 2020 11:13AM

I have learned to use my God-given hatred for Jews and Homos to my advantage. Whenever the contractions get too much for me when I'm birthing my brown babes, I imagine myself in an outhouse at Bergen Belson. I also imagine Queers and Kikes are in the sludge below and I am spattering my festive feces all over their faces. I suggest all my BiBs try it for themselves. Thinking that Homos and Yids are getting what they deserve is just a little ounce of joy in the pounds of pain I muse endure a dozen times a day.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 200 dollar onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 11:38AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Don't worry too much about Brown Onion. He is very
> old and going to be dead soon. We will all miss is
> fecal follies when that happens.

He fakes his death every year or so. He then logs in claiming to be a bereaved close family relative. He then fools people into offering sympathy irl. Its pathetic, its sad.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Great Bounty Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 12:00PM

Such Bounty
#naughtydeliciousSuch Bounty
#naughtydelicious
(also starfish tee hee)

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Onion soup with Cheese Crackers ()
Date: February 07, 2020 12:22PM

200 dollar onion Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't worry too much about Brown Onion. He is
> very
> > old and going to be dead soon. We will all miss
> is
> > fecal follies when that happens.
>
> He fakes his death every year or so. He then logs
> in claiming to be a bereaved close family
> relative. He then fools people into offering
> sympathy irl. Its pathetic, its sad.

I've seen my share of that. Part of me hopes Brown Onion is the biggest troll on this thread. But I just can't believe that is the case.
The guy really does have mental health issues since he is so obsessed with his talking about shit. The other 'Bibs' should be advising him to seek help instead of normalizing his break with reality. But hell, this is FFXU, we all know better than to post here but we do it just the same.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 01:15PM

Well Im a little disappointed here at Phillip Brentwhistle Preparatory Academy - I got my pre-physics exam back and its not good. Red marker everywhere and when I followed up with the professor's 'see me after class' comment written on my exam he asked me if I had ever considered the trades, like yard work or window washing. Dad and mom still support my efforts but the obese neighbor wrote 'dumb ass' in giant water based paint letters on my 2003 Honda Civic. Also a giant picture on the hood - either a palm tree in the rain or a ejaculating penis I think. Grandma was angry but couldnt help laughing.

Organic lemon grass soup with tofu has failed to cheer me up...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 02:36PM

The above hatred and name calling of me, or impersonation of a young college student, is proof of superior bowel people treating us like unwanted stepchildren.

Again I implore you, if you’re don’t like us or think we are good enough for you, allow us this one thread to voice our concerns, our wishes. That’s all.

Between calling Congressman Connollys office about the ADA and IBS bathroom zones, I get the feeling they say they care but they don’t. His office is just doing the usual going through the motions, but until we get more unified, the homosexual community is doing better than the bowel trodden. It’s really fucked up as they purposefully screw up their bowels while we do our best not to harm ours.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 07, 2020 02:59PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Swollen colon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Swollen colon Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > We have tranny bathrooms, but why don’t
> we
> > > have
> > > > bathrooms for the people who suffer with
> ass
> > > > problems, it makes much more sense..we need
> > > these
> > > > bathrooms at sporting events,
> > > concerts...malls...
> > > > You know what it’s like to be at a
> concert,
> > > and
> > > > ur about to vomit out ur ass, with 20
> people
> > on
> > > > line..
> > >
> > >
> > > Fact! Even insane homosexuals dressed up as
> > women
> > > have more rights than us. We are pariahs
> > compared
> > > to them.
> > >
> > > A great point and I’m going to write
> > congressman
> > > Connolly, who’s a worthless twit with
> > superior
> > > bowels, and see if an Americans with
> > Disabilities
> > > Act or potential addendum could be
> considered.
> >
> >
> > IM SERIOUS. Even sinful queers have more rights
> > than our hard working citizens
> > with ass problems. Time after time I’ve had
> to
> > wait for a toilet, many times I would have to
> run
> > off and let it rip in some corner somewhere, and
> I
> > thought, “why the fuck isn’t there special
> > bathrooms for the people that are bowely
> > challenged? How longer must we try to wait on
> > lines at sporting events, and concerts...I
> don’t
> > even go to sporting events anymore, cuz, u
> can’t
> > just leave that line and find a place to shit,
> > concerts, depending on the venue, u can find
> some
> > decent places to let it rip
>
> Maybe all of us should wear women wigs. Actually
> you’re being fair. If gay people can get
> bathroom access priorities why can’t we? And I
> worry as I’m in my forties now, it’s going to
> get worse.
>
> Sports events or concerts are awful. I don’t
> drink beers but the men who make these lines
> longer by beer piss necessities also get
> preferential treatment. This is a very smart point
> you made. And I’m going to see if Brown can make
> progress with looking into the ADA as I had not
> thought of that before too. It is a disability.

Needing to evacuate at concert or sport venue is insane. Urine soaked seats are disgusting. Trying to do the standing (hover) while dropping bricks or liquid is useless... it splashes, leaves embarrassing stains etc. Appreciate this thread to help BiBs with our hell.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 03:09PM

Dad is acting strange. He said that the obese neighbor is teaching him about jelly donuts and bumpers. I’m not sure where the donuts are. Dad does have a broken nose. Him and the obese neighbor are spending a lot of time together. The obese neighbor makes dad mow the grass in a thong and whips him. They both are strange. Grandma says to focus on my studies. I’m going to look up what a black African rhino horn is.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Civil disobedience ()
Date: February 07, 2020 03:26PM

Let's March on Washington and converge on Congressman Connolly's office and have a

SHIT-IT. We can carry signs.


"Rights for butt bleeders, not butt buddies"

"Are voices, Farts, and explosive Diarriah MUST by Heard"

"Quit Shitting on us or we will start shitting on you"

My next-door neighbor has a colostomy bag. She lets me watch when she empties it.
I'm sure she will want to join us too.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 07, 2020 03:48PM

Civil disobedience Wrote:
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> Let's March on Washington and converge on
> Congressman Connolly's office and have a
>
> SHIT-IT. We can carry signs.
>
>
> "Rights for butt bleeders, not butt buddies"
>
> "Are voices, Farts, and explosive Diarriah MUST by
> Heard"
>
> "Quit Shitting on us or we will start shitting on
> you"
>
> My next-door neighbor has a colostomy bag. She
> lets me watch when she empties it.
> I'm sure she will want to join us too.


I think that might be a bit much. I agree with you in a perfect world.

Brown?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Reverend Feltcher ()
Date: February 07, 2020 04:19PM

God is punishing all you hate-filled heathens for your bigotries. Quit blaming others for your shattered shitholes when God is smiting you for your Sins.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: It’s gods fault ()
Date: February 07, 2020 04:37PM

Reverend Feltcher Wrote:
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> God is punishing all you hate-filled heathens for
> your bigotries. Quit blaming others for your
> shattered shitholes when God is smiting you for
> your Sins.


God fucked up and should’ve invented a better way to rid waste.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Holistic shaman ()
Date: February 07, 2020 04:40PM

Have any of you ever tried acupuncture for your bowel issues?

It works...And it hurts so good...
Attachments:
acupuncture.jpg

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 07, 2020 04:42PM

Reverend Feltcher Wrote:
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> God is punishing all you hate-filled heathens for
> your bigotries. Quit blaming others for your
> shattered shitholes when God is smiting you for
> your Sins.


What is wrong with you? I’m going to guess you’re an upset 7 Day Adventist type?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 05:10PM

Im going home soon and will be putting two garlic bread supreme Tombstone pizzas in the oven. Those will go good with a 12 pack of Miller high life and a box of little debbie cupcakes.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: onion knight ()
Date: February 07, 2020 06:35PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Im going home soon and will be putting two garlic
> bread supreme Tombstone pizzas in the oven. Those
> will go good with a 12 pack of Miller high life
> and a box of little debbie cupcakes.


I am kind of an athlete so I need more protein than that in a meal. I would add four or five slim jims onto that.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Grandpa Fred ()
Date: February 07, 2020 07:10PM

Just had a shit load of seafood, and scallops wrapped in bacon and I got the green apple splatters

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 07:44PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Civil disobedience Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's March on Washington and converge on
> > Congressman Connolly's office and have a
> >
> > SHIT-IT. We can carry signs.
> >
> >
> > "Rights for butt bleeders, not butt buddies"
> >
> > "Are voices, Farts, and explosive Diarriah MUST
> by
> > Heard"
> >
> > "Quit Shitting on us or we will start shitting
> on
> > you"
> >
> > My next-door neighbor has a colostomy bag. She
> > lets me watch when she empties it.
> > I'm sure she will want to join us too.
>
>
> I think that might be a bit much. I agree with you
> in a perfect world.
>
> Brown?


Rusty, and to Civil.

Well intended but over the top. I will tomorrow share with you all my letter to Representative Connolly, and any responses from his office. Today was disappointing as the lady promised to look into the bathroom issue, but I think she seemed indifferent at best. They always promise to look at something, but unfortunately they won’t unless we come up with a united strategy, and also open up our checkbooks.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Stingin starfish ()
Date: February 07, 2020 07:47PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Civil disobedience Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Let's March on Washington and converge on
> > > Congressman Connolly's office and have a
> > >
> > > SHIT-IT. We can carry signs.
> > >
> > >
> > > "Rights for butt bleeders, not butt buddies"
> > >
> > > "Are voices, Farts, and explosive Diarriah
> MUST
> > by
> > > Heard"
> > >
> > > "Quit Shitting on us or we will start
> shitting
> > on
> > > you"
> > >
> > > My next-door neighbor has a colostomy bag.
> She
> > > lets me watch when she empties it.
> > > I'm sure she will want to join us too.
> >
> >
> > I think that might be a bit much. I agree with
> you
> > in a perfect world.
> >
> > Brown?
>
>
> Rusty, and to Civil.
>
> Well intended but over the top. I will tomorrow
> share with you all my letter to Representative
> Connolly, and any responses from his office. Today
> was disappointing as the lady promised to look
> into the bathroom issue, but I think she seemed
> indifferent at best. They always promise to look
> at something, but unfortunately they won’t
> unless we come up with a united strategy, and also
> open up our checkbooks.

Next time you have an episode, don’t even bother trying to make it to the toilet...after enough of us just shit where we are, they will be happy to help

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:15PM

Stingin starfish Wrote:

>
> Next time you have an episode, don’t even bother
> trying to make it to the toilet...after enough of
> us just shit where we are, they will be happy to
> help


My mom taught me to poop on demand. She thought it was the safest way to fend off child predators. I see someone sketchy and do a boom boom in my underpants and they go away. I have found many more uses for this as an adult. Last weekend I took my nieces to see "Doctor Doolittle". It was horrible and I knew it was not going to get any better. Try to tell that to a six and an eight-year-old. So 30 minutes into that monstrosity, I pooped right then and there. "not Again" Diane screamed. Kids are no longer taught to respect their elders. But I was dropping them off less than 20 minutes later. I got to go home and play Xbox one and troll FFXU.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Father Onion </\> ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:24PM

I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him for relief you will find peace. One of my sheep included in his confession today a tale of his predilection for his own filth in a manner known to be unnatural. God designed our earthly bodies and a vessel for our soul and it was good. His patience and forgiveness though unbounded will not be bestowed upon those that worship upon such things as our own waste which God intended to be discarded once hence shunned from our awareness.

I fear for the souls of men for whom such natural acts have become a thing of devotion and worship - God's wrath shall be visited upon them who forsake Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly obsessions.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:25PM

Starfish Trooper Wrote:
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> Stingin starfish Wrote:
>
> >
> > Next time you have an episode, don’t even
> bother
> > trying to make it to the toilet...after enough
> of
> > us just shit where we are, they will be happy
> to
> > help
>
>
> My mom taught me to poop on demand. She thought it
> was the safest way to fend off child predators. I
> see someone sketchy and do a boom boom in my
> underpants and they go away. I have found many
> more uses for this as an adult. Last weekend I
> took my nieces to see "Doctor Doolittle". It was
> horrible and I knew it was not going to get any
> better. Try to tell that to a six and an
> eight-year-old. So 30 minutes into that
> monstrosity, I pooped right then and there. "not
> Again" Diane screamed. Kids are no longer taught
> to respect their elders. But I was dropping them
> off less than 20 minutes later. I got to go home
> and play Xbox one and troll FFXU.

The real story here is, your mom taught you to poop on demand, how? That is what we all know, this may help, so instead of being caught up at a bad time, we can make ourselves poo at a more convenient time.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:27PM

My mom taught me better than you hateful assholes

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Share or move along ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:27PM

Father Onion </\> Wrote:
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> I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him for
> relief you will find peace. One of my sheep
> included in his confession today a tale of his
> predilection for his own filth in a manner known
> to be unnatural. God designed our earthly bodies
> and a vessel for our soul and it was good. His
> patience and forgiveness though unbounded will not
> be bestowed upon those that worship upon such
> things as our own waste which God intended to be
> discarded once hence shunned from our awareness.
>
> I fear for the souls of men for whom such natural
> acts have become a thing of devotion and worship -
> God's wrath shall be visited upon them who forsake
> Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> obsessions.

Do u have any incidents to share, or start a bible thread. This threads about ass problems

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:28PM

Father Onion </\> Wrote:
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> I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him for
> relief you will find peace. One of my sheep
> included in his confession today a tale of his
> predilection for his own filth in a manner known
> to be unnatural. God designed our earthly bodies
> and a vessel for our soul and it was good. His
> patience and forgiveness though unbounded will not
> be bestowed upon those that worship upon such
> things as our own waste which God intended to be
> discarded once hence shunned from our awareness.
>
> I fear for the souls of men for whom such natural
> acts have become a thing of devotion and worship -
> God's wrath shall be visited upon them who forsake
> Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> obsessions.


At first, I thought you were an angry Seventh-day Adventist. Now the Truth is all too plain and all too horrifying. You are a member of an irresponsible Christian Identity subsect.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 90 cm dilated ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:34PM

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> My mom taught me better than you hateful assholes


The pooping on demand, get to it...I should tell you, or your mother should told you, forcing urself to shit is better bad for ur sphincter, that’s one reason my ass may be so fucked up, at a young age, I would be pushing like I was giving birth, all red and veins popping out my head. not good to do

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: In crisis onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:41PM

Father Onion </\> Wrote:
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> I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him for
> relief you will find peace. One of my sheep
> included in his confession today a tale of his
> predilection for his own filth in a manner known
> to be unnatural. God designed our earthly bodies
> and a vessel for our soul and it was good. His
> patience and forgiveness though unbounded will not
> be bestowed upon those that worship upon such
> things as our own waste which God intended to be
> discarded once hence shunned from our awareness.
>
> I fear for the souls of men for whom such natural
> acts have become a thing of devotion and worship -
> God's wrath shall be visited upon them who forsake
> Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> obsessions.

Father,

Forsake? I scream His name every time I pass a rough hewn railroad tie from my starfish. Often I invoke the name of His Son while ripping the towel rack straight out of the tile wall. I admit I would sacrifice one of the unwashed souls I pay to clean my house if Beelzebub offered relief. I am tormented by my bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Gods rectum ()
Date: February 07, 2020 09:07PM

In crisis onion Wrote:
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> Father Onion </\> Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him for
> > relief you will find peace. One of my sheep
> > included in his confession today a tale of his
> > predilection for his own filth in a manner
> known
> > to be unnatural. God designed our earthly
> bodies
> > and a vessel for our soul and it was good. His
> > patience and forgiveness though unbounded will
> not
> > be bestowed upon those that worship upon such
> > things as our own waste which God intended to
> be
> > discarded once hence shunned from our awareness.
>
> >
> > I fear for the souls of men for whom such
> natural
> > acts have become a thing of devotion and worship
> -
> > God's wrath shall be visited upon them who
> forsake
> > Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> > obsessions.
>
> Father,
>
> Forsake? I scream His name every time I pass a
> rough hewn railroad tie from my starfish. Often I
> invoke the name of His Son while ripping the towel
> rack straight out of the tile wall. I admit I
> would sacrifice one of the unwashed souls I pay to
> clean my house if Beelzebub offered relief. I am
> tormented by my bowels.


What does God's rectum look like?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: more likely than that ()
Date: February 08, 2020 12:10AM

Gods rectum Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> In crisis onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Father Onion </\> Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him
> for
> > > relief you will find peace. One of my sheep
> > > included in his confession today a tale of
> his
> > > predilection for his own filth in a manner
> > known
> > > to be unnatural. God designed our earthly
> > bodies
> > > and a vessel for our soul and it was good.
> His
> > > patience and forgiveness though unbounded
> will
> > not
> > > be bestowed upon those that worship upon such
> > > things as our own waste which God intended to
> > be
> > > discarded once hence shunned from our
> awareness.
> >
> > >
> > > I fear for the souls of men for whom such
> > natural
> > > acts have become a thing of devotion and
> worship
> > -
> > > God's wrath shall be visited upon them who
> > forsake
> > > Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> > > obsessions.
> >
> > Father,
> >
> > Forsake? I scream His name every time I pass a
> > rough hewn railroad tie from my starfish. Often
> I
> > invoke the name of His Son while ripping the
> towel
> > rack straight out of the tile wall. I admit I
> > would sacrifice one of the unwashed souls I pay
> to
> > clean my house if Beelzebub offered relief. I
> am
> > tormented by my bowels.
>
>
> What does God's rectum look like?

I'm thinking it is closer to a St. Bernard's than a human's. Why did got grant dogs with much better assholes than people?

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WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wheels ()
Date: February 08, 2020 01:16AM

more likely than that Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Gods rectum Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In crisis onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Father Onion </\> Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him
> > for
> > > > relief you will find peace. One of my
> sheep
> > > > included in his confession today a tale of
> > his
> > > > predilection for his own filth in a manner
> > > known
> > > > to be unnatural. God designed our earthly
> > > bodies
> > > > and a vessel for our soul and it was good.
> > His
> > > > patience and forgiveness though unbounded
> > will
> > > not
> > > > be bestowed upon those that worship upon
> such
> > > > things as our own waste which God intended
> to
> > > be
> > > > discarded once hence shunned from our
> > awareness.
> > >
> > > >
> > > > I fear for the souls of men for whom such
> > > natural
> > > > acts have become a thing of devotion and
> > worship
> > > -
> > > > God's wrath shall be visited upon them who
> > > forsake
> > > > Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> > > > obsessions.
> > >
> > > Father,
> > >
> > > Forsake? I scream His name every time I pass
> a
> > > rough hewn railroad tie from my starfish.
> Often
> > I
> > > invoke the name of His Son while ripping the
> > towel
> > > rack straight out of the tile wall. I admit
> I
> > > would sacrifice one of the unwashed souls I
> pay
> > to
> > > clean my house if Beelzebub offered relief.
> I
> > am
> > > tormented by my bowels.
> >
> >
> > What does God's rectum look like?
>
> I'm thinking it is closer to a St. Bernard's than
> a human's. Why did got grant dogs with much better
> assholes than people?


Even better a fish, so smooth and dreamy, they don’t even know they have a shit twice there size tailing them so effortlessly, why couldn’t god make our colon and shitting so beautiful like fish

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Jerry Falwell ()
Date: February 08, 2020 05:59AM

Blasphemy! Talking about Gods rectum. Now let me find a prostitute!

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 09:01AM

Here’s a copy of my correspondence with Mr Connolly.

Dear Representative Connolly,

I understand you have been a advocate for people with disabilities along with medical conditions, a champion of the people in all aspects. That is commendable. Yet the fact of the matter is I have IBS. Commonly known as Irritable Bowel Syndrome, I hope your bowels have not betrayed you. How are your bowels and perhaps you have a staff member who suffers from this condition.

Fact of the matter sir, my rear end hurts. Quite often, my sister Matilda and countless others going to concerts and sporting events, have an immediate need to evacuate their bowels. Lines are often long. Homosexuals have priority over people with bowel problems. The Americans with Disabilities Act should provide us and there are millions of us, with ADA compliant bathrooms to take care of our maladies with assistance as that law orders. Thank you for any help on this matter, or even as a compromise, we would be thrilled with public discussions on IBS on the Capitol floor for possible legislation. Even having witch hazel and other IBS related materials would be a big help. Thank you.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: February 08, 2020 09:37AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Here’s a copy of my correspondence with Mr
> Connolly.
>
> Dear Representative Connolly,
>
> I understand you have been a advocate for people
> with disabilities along with medical conditions, a
> champion of the people in all aspects. That is
> commendable. Yet the fact of the matter is I have
> IBS. Commonly known as Irritable Bowel Syndrome, I
> hope your bowels have not betrayed you. How are
> your bowels and perhaps you have a staff member
> who suffers from this condition.
>
> Fact of the matter sir, my rear end hurts. Quite
> often, my sister Matilda and countless others
> going to concerts and sporting events, have an
> immediate need to evacuate their bowels. Lines are
> often long. Homosexuals have priority over people
> with bowel problems. The Americans with
> Disabilities Act should provide us and there are
> millions of us, with ADA compliant bathrooms to
> take care of our maladies with assistance as that
> law orders. Thank you for any help on this matter,
> or even as a compromise, we would be thrilled with
> public discussions on IBS on the Capitol floor for
> possible legislation. Even having witch hazel and
> other IBS related materials would be a big help.
> Thank you.



And here’s example one of many, for the reasons of which I retired.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 10:03AM

Hi Mr Brown!
That is a admirable effort you made regarding your correspondence with Mr Connolly. According to the American College of Gastroenterology ten to fifteen percent of US residents suffer from some form of IBS yet only seven to eight percent of those people have been officially diagnosed.
We see billions of tax dollars spent to comply with the Americans with disabilities act yet only a tiny percentage of those dollars are used to help IBS sufferers improve their quality of life. Thank you for your efforts and this afternoon I will compose a similar correspondence and send it out.
Just to let you know my plan is to obtain a nursing degree next year and will get a job in the healthcare industry while continuing my education on a part time basis. Several major healthcare providers in Virginia have programs to pay most of my tuition if I agree to work for them for 10 years. My plan is to stay close to the gastrointestinal side of medicine as much as possible. I already have a summer job lined up at St Mary's hospital in Richmond starting in May.
I wish you all the best Mr Brown.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 10:04AM

Dad and the obese neighbor look like two pigs. They eat crappy non bowel foods. Who fires up a grill at nine in the morning? The grease on their paper plates is gross. Dad told me to mind my own business. Yet if he’s to fall ill, it worries me that I didn’t get him to stop eating Bubba Burgers. The obese neighbor promised me he will make him drink orange juice.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: February 08, 2020 10:46AM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi Mr Brown!
> That is a admirable effort you made regarding your
> correspondence with Mr Connolly. According to the
> American College of Gastroenterology ten to
> fifteen percent of US residents suffer from some
> form of IBS yet only seven to eight percent of
> those people have been officially diagnosed.
> We see billions of tax dollars spent to comply
> with the Americans with disabilities act yet only
> a tiny percentage of those dollars are used to
> help IBS sufferers improve their quality of life.
> Thank you for your efforts and this afternoon I
> will compose a similar correspondence and send it
> out.
> Just to let you know my plan is to obtain a
> nursing degree next year and will get a job in the
> healthcare industry while continuing my education
> on a part time basis. Several major healthcare
> providers in Virginia have programs to pay most of
> my tuition if I agree to work for them for 10
> years. My plan is to stay close to the
> gastrointestinal side of medicine as much as
> possible. I already have a summer job lined up at
> St Mary's hospital in Richmond starting in May.
> I wish you all the best Mr Brown.



So you want to be a runner for doctors? That’s cute. If any advice I’d give, it would to be avoiding these parts of the web full of idiots and obtuse write ups.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 08, 2020 11:19AM

Retired GI Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi Mr Brown!
> > That is a admirable effort you made regarding
> your
> > correspondence with Mr Connolly. According to
> the
> > American College of Gastroenterology ten to
> > fifteen percent of US residents suffer from
> some
> > form of IBS yet only seven to eight percent of
> > those people have been officially diagnosed.
> > We see billions of tax dollars spent to comply
> > with the Americans with disabilities act yet
> only
> > a tiny percentage of those dollars are used to
> > help IBS sufferers improve their quality of
> life.
> > Thank you for your efforts and this afternoon I
> > will compose a similar correspondence and send
> it
> > out.
> > Just to let you know my plan is to obtain a
> > nursing degree next year and will get a job in
> the
> > healthcare industry while continuing my
> education
> > on a part time basis. Several major healthcare
> > providers in Virginia have programs to pay most
> of
> > my tuition if I agree to work for them for 10
> > years. My plan is to stay close to the
> > gastrointestinal side of medicine as much as
> > possible. I already have a summer job lined up
> at
> > St Mary's hospital in Richmond starting in May.
> > I wish you all the best Mr Brown.
>
>
>
> So you want to be a runner for doctors? That’s
> cute. If any advice I’d give, it would to be
> avoiding these parts of the web full of idiots and
> obtuse write ups.

Spring. Don’t listen to this mean jerk. Brown wasn’t kidding. He’s told me about what you’re doing. Keep doing it and nurses keep doctors from killing us.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Greek onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 11:19AM

I was watching a documentary about alternative lifestyles. It occurs to me that God has played the cruelest joke on us BiBs. It seems that God has given the homos the Rolls Royces of assholes.

Look at this clip.
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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 12:57PM

I was leaning over the bathroom toilet today to check the quality of my latest bowel movement. I didn’t realize that the obese neighbor was standing behind me. As I bent over, he yanked down my shorts and shoved one of his meaty fingers into my anus and wiggled it around. He was laughing the entire time. Why did he do that? Should I tell grandma? I’ll admit, it actually felt kind of good.

I had a light salad with cranberries and whole wheat crackers for lunch.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 01:28PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi Mr Brown!
> That is a admirable effort you made regarding your
> correspondence with Mr Connolly. According to the
> American College of Gastroenterology ten to
> fifteen percent of US residents suffer from some
> form of IBS yet only seven to eight percent of
> those people have been officially diagnosed.
> We see billions of tax dollars spent to comply
> with the Americans with disabilities act yet only
> a tiny percentage of those dollars are used to
> help IBS sufferers improve their quality of life.
> Thank you for your efforts and this afternoon I
> will compose a similar correspondence and send it
> out.
> Just to let you know my plan is to obtain a
> nursing degree next year and will get a job in the
> healthcare industry while continuing my education
> on a part time basis. Several major healthcare
> providers in Virginia have programs to pay most of
> my tuition if I agree to work for them for 10
> years. My plan is to stay close to the
> gastrointestinal side of medicine as much as
> possible. I already have a summer job lined up at
> St Mary's hospital in Richmond starting in May.
> I wish you all the best Mr Brown.


Thank you for what you’re doing spring, and your intelligence and knowledge are very impressive. You are going places, and I’m proud of you as are so many. Rusty, I saw and agree. This is the young man who will be doing amazing things in his future.

So relieved you’ll be a nurse and stay on the GI. Your bedside manner needs no work. And thank you as hoping the congressman will do something. You’re right so many are affected by IBS and other related conditions. That’s incredibly great about St Mary’s!

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 01:29PM

Retired GI Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi Mr Brown!
> > That is a admirable effort you made regarding
> your
> > correspondence with Mr Connolly. According to
> the
> > American College of Gastroenterology ten to
> > fifteen percent of US residents suffer from
> some
> > form of IBS yet only seven to eight percent of
> > those people have been officially diagnosed.
> > We see billions of tax dollars spent to comply
> > with the Americans with disabilities act yet
> only
> > a tiny percentage of those dollars are used to
> > help IBS sufferers improve their quality of
> life.
> > Thank you for your efforts and this afternoon I
> > will compose a similar correspondence and send
> it
> > out.
> > Just to let you know my plan is to obtain a
> > nursing degree next year and will get a job in
> the
> > healthcare industry while continuing my
> education
> > on a part time basis. Several major healthcare
> > providers in Virginia have programs to pay most
> of
> > my tuition if I agree to work for them for 10
> > years. My plan is to stay close to the
> > gastrointestinal side of medicine as much as
> > possible. I already have a summer job lined up
> at
> > St Mary's hospital in Richmond starting in May.
> > I wish you all the best Mr Brown.
>
>
>
> So you want to be a runner for doctors? That’s
> cute. If any advice I’d give, it would to be
> avoiding these parts of the web full of idiots and
> obtuse write ups.


Miss being an asshole at hospitals or the office? I hope people at parties still avoid you stinky fingers. Your attitude towards a young person doing something good, you’re a terrible man.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: I feel your pain ()
Date: February 08, 2020 02:28PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I was leaning over the bathroom toilet today to
> check the quality of my latest bowel movement. I
> didn’t realize that the obese neighbor was
> standing behind me. As I bent over, he yanked down
> my shorts and shoved one of his meaty fingers into
> my anus and wiggled it around. He was laughing the
> entire time. Why did he do that? Should I tell
> grandma? I’ll admit, it actually felt kind of
> good.
>
> I had a light salad with cranberries and whole
> wheat crackers for lunch.

My uncle does that to me sometimes. He also likes to look at my potty. He is a recovering Jenkum addict and I'm worried he is going to succumb to his desires again. Jenkum doesn't have its own support group so he needs to attend NA meetings. He feels junkies and coke whores have no business looking down on people like himself.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Question Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 02:30PM

Obviously most strange thread.

Yet it is worrisome. A young man and all of these old guys. Wondering if we should be concerned as bizarre and not sure if certain words are “code” for unsavory sex acts.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Politician Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 03:41PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Here’s a copy of my correspondence with Mr
> Connolly.
>
> Dear Representative Connolly,
>
> I understand you have been a advocate for people
> with disabilities along with medical conditions, a
> champion of the people in all aspects. That is
> commendable. Yet the fact of the matter is I have
> IBS. Commonly known as Irritable Bowel Syndrome, I
> hope your bowels have not betrayed you. How are
> your bowels and perhaps you have a staff member
> who suffers from this condition.
>
> Fact of the matter sir, my rear end hurts. Quite
> often, my sister Matilda and countless others
> going to concerts and sporting events, have an
> immediate need to evacuate their bowels. Lines are
> often long. Homosexuals have priority over people
> with bowel problems. The Americans with
> Disabilities Act should provide us and there are
> millions of us, with ADA compliant bathrooms to
> take care of our maladies with assistance as that
> law orders. Thank you for any help on this matter,
> or even as a compromise, we would be thrilled with
> public discussions on IBS on the Capitol floor for
> possible legislation. Even having witch hazel and
> other IBS related materials would be a big help.
> Thank you.

Yes the weasel will answer and fix this. He can’t even get a simple flag request!

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wooded Panda ()
Date: February 08, 2020 04:06PM

U ever do this.
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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Uncle Willy ()
Date: February 08, 2020 04:25PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I was leaning over the bathroom toilet today to
> check the quality of my latest bowel movement. I
> didn’t realize that the obese neighbor was
> standing behind me. As I bent over, he yanked down
> my shorts and shoved one of his meaty fingers into
> my anus and wiggled it around. He was laughing the
> entire time. Why did he do that? Should I tell
> grandma? I’ll admit, it actually felt kind of
> good.
>
> I had a light salad with cranberries and whole
> wheat crackers for lunch.

These things happen and good on you for eating whole grain.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 06:25PM

The midwives did the best they could. They held my hands as we did breathing exercises. Expelling a Steinway grand piano from my colon or what’s left of it wasn’t musical. It wasn’t a walk in the park. In fact I hurt and my starfish sewed back up again can be described as goulash. Just one normal one would mean a lot.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Suggestor Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 06:29PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The midwives did the best they could. They held my
> hands as we did breathing exercises. Expelling a
> Steinway grand piano from my colon or what’s
> left of it wasn’t musical. It wasn’t a walk in
> the park. In fact I hurt and my starfish sewed
> back up again can be described as goulash. Just
> one normal one would mean a lot.


You should have the obese neighbor come over and stick his meaty finger up your ass and wiggle it around.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Eddie Murphy ()
Date: February 08, 2020 06:31PM

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that
Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put obese neighbor’s finger in your butt
Everybody say
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful
Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
Now wait a second, now,
Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?
Puttin the butt and all that stuff?
Really?
What's this? A 100 dollar bill?
I get to keep this 100 dollars if
I be puttin stuff in people's butts?
Really? Step aside.
Put a telephone in your butt
Say, put some dust in your butt
Say "it's a must" in your butt
Say, pizza crust in your butt
Say, put a telephone in your butt
Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
Put a radiator in your butt
I'll say "see you later" in your butt
Put an alligator in your butt
Say, put some money in your butt
Sure it feels real funny in your butt
Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
Put it in your butt
Well, let me, let me just say
Put a hot cup of Brim
Fill it to the rim
And put it in your butt
To the beat
Two sugars, stuff so sweet
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
Put a quarter, put a penny,
Put a dime, put a nickel
Sure do tickle
Just put it in your butt
Put some change in your butt
Feels mighty strange in your butt
Put some grass
Put a shot glass
Put it in your butt, sing!
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
Put a speaker in your butt
I say put a speaker in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 06:33PM

Eddie Murphy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
> That's nasty, man
> What you talkin about
> Puttin boogie in people's butt
> Are you out yo mind or something?
> Could go to jail for doin something like that
> Well step aside my friend
> I been doing it for years
> I say, sit on down, open your eyes
> And open up your ears
> Say, put a tree in your butt
> Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
> Put a clock in your butt
> Put a big rock in your butt
> Say, put some fleas in your butt
> Say, start to sneeze in your butt
> Say, put a tin can in your butt
> Put a little tiny man in your butt
> Say, put a light in your butt
> Say, make it bright in your butt
> Say, put a TV in your butt
> Say, put obese neighbor’s finger in your butt
> Everybody say
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in
> nobody's butt,
> no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
> You must be out your mind, man,
> y'all get paid for doing this?
> Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
> Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
> I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
> than put somethin in somebody's butt
> to be truthful
> Well step aside my friend and let me
> show you how you do it
> When big bad E just rock rock to it
> Put a case in your butt
> Say, put a metal case in your butt
> Say, put her face in your butt
> Say, put a frown in your butt
> Say, put a clown in your butt
> Say, sit on down in your butt
> Say, put a boat in your butt
> Say, put a moat in your butt
> Put a mink coat in your butt
> Put everything in your butt
> Just start to sing about your butt
> Feels real good
> When you sing about your butt, sing
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> Now wait a second, now,
> Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?
> Puttin the butt and all that stuff?
> Really?
> What's this? A 100 dollar bill?
> I get to keep this 100 dollars if
> I be puttin stuff in people's butts?
> Really? Step aside.
> Put a telephone in your butt
> Say, put some dust in your butt
> Say "it's a must" in your butt
> Say, pizza crust in your butt
> Say, put a telephone in your butt
> Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
> Put a radiator in your butt
> I'll say "see you later" in your butt
> Put an alligator in your butt
> Say, put some money in your butt
> Sure it feels real funny in your butt
> Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
> Put it in your butt
> Well, let me, let me just say
> Put a hot cup of Brim
> Fill it to the rim
> And put it in your butt
> To the beat
> Two sugars, stuff so sweet
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> Put a quarter, put a penny,
> Put a dime, put a nickel
> Sure do tickle
> Just put it in your butt
> Put some change in your butt
> Feels mighty strange in your butt
> Put some grass
> Put a shot glass
> Put it in your butt, sing!
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> Put a speaker in your butt
> I say put a speaker in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt


You make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Pretty, Pretty? ()
Date: February 08, 2020 07:29PM

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 08, 2020 07:51PM

Dumb pollack. You’re not desired here or anywhere. Put your shit elsewhere.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: obvious by inspection ()
Date: February 08, 2020 07:52PM

Question Onion Wrote:
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> Obviously most strange thread.
>
> Yet it is worrisome. A young man and all of these
> old guys. Wondering if we should be concerned as
> bizarre and not sure if certain words are
> “code” for unsavory sex acts.


You figured us out. Do you want to come to one of our parties? If you are under 40 and don't mind doing the drag act, you can be a 'midwife' too.

This was me at our Superbowl get together!
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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: What a dick... ()
Date: February 08, 2020 08:53PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Eddie Murphy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
> > That's nasty, man
> > What you talkin about
> > Puttin boogie in people's butt
> > Are you out yo mind or something?
> > Could go to jail for doin something like that
> > Well step aside my friend
> > I been doing it for years
> > I say, sit on down, open your eyes
> > And open up your ears
> > Say, put a tree in your butt
> > Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
> > Put a clock in your butt
> > Put a big rock in your butt
> > Say, put some fleas in your butt
> > Say, start to sneeze in your butt
> > Say, put a tin can in your butt
> > Put a little tiny man in your butt
> > Say, put a light in your butt
> > Say, make it bright in your butt
> > Say, put a TV in your butt
> > Say, put obese neighbor’s finger in your butt
> > Everybody say
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees
> in
> > nobody's butt,
> > no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
> > You must be out your mind, man,
> > y'all get paid for doing this?
> > Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
> > Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
> > I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
> > than put somethin in somebody's butt
> > to be truthful
> > Well step aside my friend and let me
> > show you how you do it
> > When big bad E just rock rock to it
> > Put a case in your butt
> > Say, put a metal case in your butt
> > Say, put her face in your butt
> > Say, put a frown in your butt
> > Say, put a clown in your butt
> > Say, sit on down in your butt
> > Say, put a boat in your butt
> > Say, put a moat in your butt
> > Put a mink coat in your butt
> > Put everything in your butt
> > Just start to sing about your butt
> > Feels real good
> > When you sing about your butt, sing
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > Now wait a second, now,
> > Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?
> > Puttin the butt and all that stuff?
> > Really?
> > What's this? A 100 dollar bill?
> > I get to keep this 100 dollars if
> > I be puttin stuff in people's butts?
> > Really? Step aside.
> > Put a telephone in your butt
> > Say, put some dust in your butt
> > Say "it's a must" in your butt
> > Say, pizza crust in your butt
> > Say, put a telephone in your butt
> > Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
> > Put a radiator in your butt
> > I'll say "see you later" in your butt
> > Put an alligator in your butt
> > Say, put some money in your butt
> > Sure it feels real funny in your butt
> > Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
> > Put it in your butt
> > Well, let me, let me just say
> > Put a hot cup of Brim
> > Fill it to the rim
> > And put it in your butt
> > To the beat
> > Two sugars, stuff so sweet
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > Put a quarter, put a penny,
> > Put a dime, put a nickel
> > Sure do tickle
> > Just put it in your butt
> > Put some change in your butt
> > Feels mighty strange in your butt
> > Put some grass
> > Put a shot glass
> > Put it in your butt, sing!
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > Put a speaker in your butt
> > I say put a speaker in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
>
>
> You make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Way to insult Eddie Murphy, you boomer asshole.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Nancy C. ()
Date: February 08, 2020 10:18PM

It is all too true and all too ghastly. I am a registered midwife with the state of Virginia. I think I went on a call once to this so-called 'Brown Onion". We thought it must be the pregnant women's elderly uncle who made the arrangements. I'm sure he got our phone number by mistake. He was expecting a 20-something boy dressed in a nurse's outfit to wipe his ass for him. He was upset that I wasn't interested in playing with his bowel movements as if they were Barbie dolls. I don't find the antics of deviates in the least bit amusing. He will be hearing from our lawyers if he continues to refuse to pay his bill.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 06:05AM

I will be heading over to Bob Evans shortly to try the "Whole Hog" breakfast platter. It sounds good,

"Whole Hog
1900 - 1930 cal.
Go hog wild for our farm-famous meats! Two strips of crispy bacon, two sausage patties, two sausage links, one slice of hickory-smoked ham, two fresh-cracked eggs* cooked to order, one hotcake and one slice of brioche French toast. Plus, your choice of golden brown home fries or hash browns"

I will have to get the biscuits and gravy meal as a side dish though. My bowels can probably take it!

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 06:22AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I will be heading over to Bob Evans shortly to try
> the "Whole Hog" breakfast platter. It sounds
> good,
>
> "Whole Hog
> 1900 - 1930 cal.
> Go hog wild for our farm-famous meats! Two strips
> of crispy bacon, two sausage patties, two sausage
> links, one slice of hickory-smoked ham, two
> fresh-cracked eggs* cooked to order, one hotcake
> and one slice of brioche French toast. Plus, your
> choice of golden brown home fries or hash browns"
>
> I will have to get the biscuits and gravy meal as
> a side dish though. My bowels can probably take
> it!


Wow boiled hope your colon doesn’t fall out. That sounds very dangerous. I will be picking up my sister after playing Buick bowling with third world types. First Watch is pretty good.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 07:17AM

Got a box of Bubba burgers, a bag of fries, and a carvel ice cream cake. Take that bowels.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: February 09, 2020 08:15AM

I showed a colleague of mine these write ups, and he concurs that’s this once noble field, has left him with a lobby full of idiots. It seems that either psychiatric patients or undesirables, represents most of whom he treats these days. While I still enjoy researching and writing for medical publications, I can’t say that I miss being on staff.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Let's get real ()
Date: February 09, 2020 10:54AM

eep being naive guys."Brown Onion" is a shit fetishist. Part of his fetish is fooling other people to talk about their bowels.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 09, 2020 10:58AM

Brown, I will be over in a while with my drop cloths. Hope you have an appetite because I’ve got a huge delicious turd log brewing.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Let's get real ()
Date: February 09, 2020 11:23AM

'Brown Onion" undoubtedly tried joining real online support groups for IBS. They saw through his "Groan Thrown" and "Midwife" shit talk right away. That is why he is here.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 11:29AM

I heard the obese neighbor refer to dad as his bitch. He’s my father and I don’t like this at all. I also don’t like the nightgown dad has to wear, or the pinky ring that seems strange. Mom says this is a phase but now I have two daddies.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: February 09, 2020 12:36PM

"Escape"

By Johnny Bravo




I was tired of my bowels, they had been in me too long
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song
So while sitting on the shitter, I read craigslist with my buttcheeks spread
And in the personals listing, there was this posting I read

"If you like taking a good shit, and getting caught in the rain
If you´re not into constipation, if you have rectal pain
If you like taking dumps at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I´m the relief that you´ve looked for, write to me, and escape"

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Greg Brady ()
Date: February 09, 2020 12:44PM

Catchy tune and good for slow dancing.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: House of Shit!!! ()
Date: February 09, 2020 12:44PM

Just when odd didn’t exist, here it is.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 01:43PM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> "Escape"
>
> By Johnny Bravo
>
>
>
>
> I was tired of my bowels, they had been in me too
> long
> Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song
> So while sitting on the shitter, I read craigslist
> with my buttcheeks spread
> And in the personals listing, there was this
> posting I read
>
> "If you like taking a good shit, and getting
> caught in the rain
> If you´re not into constipation, if you have
> rectal pain
> If you like taking dumps at midnight, in the dunes
> of the cape
> I´m the relief that you´ve looked for, write to
> me, and escape"


Hilarious and well done Mr Bravo. When that song came out I was young and had no bowel worries at all.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 02:30PM

I think dad said something about liking the obese neighbor inside him. I’m not sure what this means. They are both strange. Mom repeatedly cries and smokes cigarettes. The obese neighbor is making my dad suck on and eat bananas in the living room. I can’t wait to go back to college.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage.. ()
Date: February 09, 2020 02:37PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> I think dad said something about liking the obese
> neighbor inside him. I’m not sure what this
> means. They are both strange. Mom repeatedly cries
> and smokes cigarettes. The obese neighbor is
> making my dad suck on and eat bananas in the
> living room. I can’t wait to go back to college.


You’re an ass. Making fun of a young student is disgusting you piece of shit!

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 09, 2020 02:52PM

Let's get real Wrote:
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> 'Brown Onion" undoubtedly tried joining real
> online support groups for IBS. They saw through
> his "Groan Thrown" and "Midwife" shit talk right
> away. That is why he is here.


That’s a fabrication. You don’t know my neighbor. Brown has been active for years. And while he likes to provide an online education, the man is going to be at another church next Sunday doing a presentation on IBS.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO buddy poopfood ()
Date: February 09, 2020 03:06PM

When BO asks you how are your bowels, what he really is asking is how does your poop taste.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Keep telling yourself that ()
Date: February 09, 2020 03:48PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Let's get real Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 'Brown Onion" undoubtedly tried joining real
> > online support groups for IBS. They saw through
> > his "Groan Thrown" and "Midwife" shit talk
> right
> > away. That is why he is here.
>
>
> That’s a fabrication. You don’t know my
> neighbor. Brown has been active for years. And
> while he likes to provide an online education, the
> man is going to be at another church next Sunday
> doing a presentation on IBS.


Part of the kink of many fetishists is to 'pass' for normal. Getting a church full of unsuspecting listeners is just the audience he is looking for. He will test the boundaries of how far he can go off the rails while keeping his cover.
The looks of confusion and disbelief on those who endure his 'lecture' will give him the fap material he is looking for.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 03:49PM

Today I came home and dad is wearing clear orange briefs underwear. The obese neighbor is smiling. My college roommate wears clear white briefs and shaves his pubes. He identifies as gay. I want to ask my mom and grandma, but am not sure how to bring this up. Dad just says they are comfortable.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 09, 2020 04:08PM

BO buddy poopfood Wrote:
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> When BO asks you how are your bowels, what he
> really is asking is how does your poop taste.


Stop slandering my neighbor please. He served our country, he was a civil engineer, and deserves better. He has no interest in scat fetishes. I agree with him, start another thread if that’s what you like, those of us with IBS per the general population are even more repulsed by feces or anything related to it. Please pay respect or at least keep your opinions fair.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: obvious by inspection ()
Date: February 09, 2020 04:09PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Today I came home and dad is wearing clear orange
> briefs underwear. The obese neighbor is smiling.
> My college roommate wears clear white briefs and
> shaves his pubes. He identifies as gay. I want to
> ask my mom and grandma, but am not sure how to
> bring this up. Dad just says they are comfortable.


Your dad may not be gay. He might just be going through a phase as your mom has said. Of course, that brings up the possibility that he is gay and was going through a phase when he fertilized your mom with you. They are no downsides to having a gay roommate. He won't try to steal the chickees you bring home and you might even get a few free blowjobs from him.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: GI advisor ()
Date: February 09, 2020 04:14PM

Obtuse write ups continue. Why not see your doctor and get proper medical treatment?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: February 09, 2020 04:51PM

GI advisor Wrote:
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> Obtuse write ups continue. Why not see your
> doctor and get proper medical treatment?


My bowels! My bowels! Waaaaaaah! How about real shit like heart issues or something more manly.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 09, 2020 05:48PM

GI advisor Wrote:
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> Obtuse write ups continue. Why not see your
> doctor and get proper medical treatment?

Like Brown although I’m younger nothing including medicine and doctors has provided much. I have an appointment Tuesday with a new doctor. Hopeful but realistic.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Get with the program ()
Date: February 09, 2020 07:16PM

GI advisor Wrote:
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> Obtuse write ups continue. Why not see your
> doctor and get proper medical treatment?


They don't want to get better if they even have actual bowel issues in the first place. If they wanted to talk about getting better they would go to an actual online IBS support group. Instead, they stick around and talk about their midwives taking baby wipes to their butts and their feeble plumbing.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: February 09, 2020 08:16PM

I’ve been taking a lot of big black dicks up my ass lately. Its great for my bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 09:02PM

Get with the program Wrote:
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> GI advisor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Obtuse write ups continue. Why not see your
> > doctor and get proper medical treatment?
>
>
> They don't want to get better if they even have
> actual bowel issues in the first place. If they
> wanted to talk about getting better they would go
> to an actual online IBS support group. Instead,
> they stick around and talk about their midwives
> taking baby wipes to their butts and their feeble
> plumbing.


Have you walked a mile in our bowels? I think not. Instead you’re a nasty sinister capricious asshole, who shows a lack of respect for elders, and no empathy whatsoever. There is no cure for IBS. What if you lived everyday with something that had no cure, that caused pain and frustration of unspeakable magnitude? Instead of judging and being a complete jerk, why not first think of ways you can help.

Call your congressman, ask for more funding at NIH, join us at McLean Presbyterian church to discuss or even learn about IBS. Until you walk in our shoes and improve that attitude, I have little confidence in you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Actions speak louder than words ()
Date: February 09, 2020 09:11PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> I’ve been taking a lot of big black dicks up my
> ass lately. Its great for my bowels.

I like the way the BBCs do a number on my prostate. I hang out in a prostate awareness forum and give euphemisms about becoming one with my prostate but instead I am getting dicked.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bon poopetite ()
Date: February 09, 2020 09:31PM

Hey BO, how do you keep your breath smelling fresh after you devour a giant shit log? Asking for a friend.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 09:50PM

Bon poopetite Wrote:
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> Hey BO, how do you keep your breath smelling fresh
> after you devour a giant shit log? Asking for a
> friend.


Shut up pollack.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Holy Shit... ()
Date: February 10, 2020 12:11AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Get with the program Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > GI advisor Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Obtuse write ups continue. Why not see your
> > > doctor and get proper medical treatment?
> >
> >
> > They don't want to get better if they even have
> > actual bowel issues in the first place. If they
> > wanted to talk about getting better they would
> go
> > to an actual online IBS support group. Instead,
> > they stick around and talk about their midwives
> > taking baby wipes to their butts and their
> feeble
> > plumbing.
>
>
> Have you walked a mile in our bowels? I think not.
> Instead you’re a nasty sinister capricious
> asshole, who shows a lack of respect for elders,
> and no empathy whatsoever. There is no cure for
> IBS. What if you lived everyday with something
> that had no cure, that caused pain and frustration
> of unspeakable magnitude? Instead of judging and
> being a complete jerk, why not first think of ways
> you can help.
>
> Call your congressman, ask for more funding at
> NIH, join us at McLean Presbyterian church to
> discuss or even learn about IBS. Until you walk in
> our shoes and improve that attitude, I have little
> confidence in you.


The good parishioners of this church will soon know that the bigotted psycho with the poop tales is a veteran FFXU contributor. I'm sure the Pastor will be quite enthralled by your musings about the "Groan Thrown" and the subhuman way you treat the 'midwives".

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 10, 2020 06:19AM

I won’t be going to work today. One mile drive and an accident happens. Drinking water and taking prescription so want to work.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 10, 2020 09:02AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> I won’t be going to work today. One mile drive
> and an accident happens. Drinking water and taking
> prescription so want to work.

Hope you find a resolution. We have opposite IBS types.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 10:18AM

I’m sorry Mr Underwear. And your IBS must be frustrating. Aside from adult diapers, I’m wondering if putting a coyote pelt and tying it in place under your starfish might help. Obviously you’ve been enduring this for years and I wish I could find a solution as doctors haven’t.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Verde Onion Con Queso|ohlay! ()
Date: February 10, 2020 10:56AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bon poopetite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey BO, how do you keep your breath smelling
> fresh
> > after you devour a giant shit log? Asking for a
> > friend.
>
>
> Shut up pollack.

Jackson Pollack is one of my favorite modern artists! Some of his paintings look like my toilet bowl when my roids are acting up after some spicy Indian or Mexican. The midwives thought I should start sharting on a canvass so they could sell the works as art down at the Bodega.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: lost and worried Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 11:02AM

Father Onion </\> Wrote:
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> I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him for
> relief you will find peace. One of my sheep
> included in his confession today a tale of his
> predilection for his own filth in a manner known
> to be unnatural. God designed our earthly bodies
> and a vessel for our soul and it was good. His
> patience and forgiveness though unbounded will not
> be bestowed upon those that worship upon such
> things as our own waste which God intended to be
> discarded once hence shunned from our awareness.
>
> I fear for the souls of men for whom such natural
> acts have become a thing of devotion and worship -
> God's wrath shall be visited upon them who forsake
> Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> obsessions.

Dear Father,

Your gentle words show God does indeed love us. Truth rings as a clarion leaving me hopeful that I may stop the endless digging at my starfish, cease my bowl-smelling obsession. Is there a particular prayer or penance you can recommend to help my immortal soul. Thank you and God bless...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Da Poo Poo ()
Date: February 10, 2020 11:03AM

Short, informative tutorial for the bibs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf0Lv3egcMc

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Great video thnx ()
Date: February 10, 2020 11:12AM

Da Poo Poo Wrote:
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> Short, informative tutorial for the bibs.
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> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf0Lv3egcMc


Fantastic video thanks for sharing. I would say that the gentleman is very hateful towards those who choose #naughtydelicious as a form of physical pleasure. I did get a stiffy though listening to his admonishments with his fabulous accent.

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