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Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 21, 2020 12:37PM

To the obviously miserable child like idiot who blocks our freedom of speech, with who knows how much anger and hours wasted, I’d like to thank you. You’re proving not just my point. Others as well. Mentioning our health problems has caused you to become mentally unhinged, and feel free to waste your time with blocking our threads. I got a message from one of our brothers in bowel, and back up again with a new thread. You’ll have to just keep wasting your time, since I’m retired and have a computer near the groan throne.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Angry is he with shitty shits ()
Date: January 21, 2020 12:45PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> To the obviously miserable child like idiot who
> blocks our freedom of speech, with who knows how
> much anger and hours wasted, I’d like to thank
> you. You’re proving not just my point. Others as
> well. Mentioning our health problems has caused
> you to become mentally unhinged, and feel free to
> waste your time with blocking our threads. I got a
> message from one of our brothers in bowel, and
> back up again with a new thread. You’ll have to
> just keep wasting your time, since I’m retired
> and have a computer near the groan throne.

How mentally unhinged does one have to be to enjoy discussing his poop habits with others?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 21, 2020 12:49PM

Angry is he with shitty shits Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To the obviously miserable child like idiot who
> > blocks our freedom of speech, with who knows
> how
> > much anger and hours wasted, I’d like to
> thank
> > you. You’re proving not just my point. Others
> as
> > well. Mentioning our health problems has caused
> > you to become mentally unhinged, and feel free
> to
> > waste your time with blocking our threads. I got
> a
> > message from one of our brothers in bowel, and
> > back up again with a new thread. You’ll have
> to
> > just keep wasting your time, since I’m
> retired
> > and have a computer near the groan throne.
>
> How mentally unhinged does one have to be to enjoy
> discussing his poop habits with others?


Well it’s not poop habits, it’s about the pain that each of us feels in our tubing, Colon, and out of what’s left of our starfish. Although us with bowel betrayals are generally older, we welcome all whom are boweltrodden.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Geezer says what? ()
Date: January 21, 2020 12:54PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Angry is he with shitty shits Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > To the obviously miserable child like idiot
> who
> > > blocks our freedom of speech, with who knows
> > how
> > > much anger and hours wasted, I’d like to
> > thank
> > > you. You’re proving not just my point.
> Others
> > as
> > > well. Mentioning our health problems has
> caused
> > > you to become mentally unhinged, and feel
> free
> > to
> > > waste your time with blocking our threads. I
> got
> > a
> > > message from one of our brothers in bowel,
> and
> > > back up again with a new thread. You’ll
> have
> > to
> > > just keep wasting your time, since I’m
> > retired
> > > and have a computer near the groan throne.
> >
> > How mentally unhinged does one have to be to
> enjoy
> > discussing his poop habits with others?
>
>
> Well it’s not poop habits, it’s about the pain
> that each of us feels in our tubing, Colon, and
> out of what’s left of our starfish. Although us
> with bowel betrayals are generally older, we
> welcome all whom are boweltrodden.


Keeping a computer near the toilet is a 'poop habit'

Have you thought of laying down newspaper so you wouldn't have to spend your life in the bathroom?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 21, 2020 01:01PM

Geezer says what? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Angry is he with shitty shits Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > To the obviously miserable child like idiot
> > who
> > > > blocks our freedom of speech, with who
> knows
> > > how
> > > > much anger and hours wasted, I’d like to
> > > thank
> > > > you. You’re proving not just my point.
> > Others
> > > as
> > > > well. Mentioning our health problems has
> > caused
> > > > you to become mentally unhinged, and feel
> > free
> > > to
> > > > waste your time with blocking our threads.
> I
> > got
> > > a
> > > > message from one of our brothers in bowel,
> > and
> > > > back up again with a new thread. You’ll
> > have
> > > to
> > > > just keep wasting your time, since I’m
> > > retired
> > > > and have a computer near the groan throne.
> > >
> > > How mentally unhinged does one have to be to
> > enjoy
> > > discussing his poop habits with others?
> >
> >
> > Well it’s not poop habits, it’s about the
> pain
> > that each of us feels in our tubing, Colon, and
> > out of what’s left of our starfish. Although
> us
> > with bowel betrayals are generally older, we
> > welcome all whom are boweltrodden.
>
>
> Keeping a computer near the toilet is a 'poop
> habit'
>
> Have you thought of laying down newspaper so you
> wouldn't have to spend your life in the bathroom?

Why are you being so tough on BO? He’s fought for our nation, and I’ve had the honor of meeting him. My IBS is different than his. It has affected me personally and professionally. Please. All I can say is no one here is causing you pain. Those of us with IBS suffer as it is with our digestive issues. Be kind.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Strawberry jubilee ()
Date: January 21, 2020 01:08PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Geezer says what? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Angry is he with shitty shits Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > To the obviously miserable child like
> idiot
> > > who
> > > > > blocks our freedom of speech, with who
> > knows
> > > > how
> > > > > much anger and hours wasted, I’d like
> to
> > > > thank
> > > > > you. You’re proving not just my point.
> > > Others
> > > > as
> > > > > well. Mentioning our health problems has
> > > caused
> > > > > you to become mentally unhinged, and feel
> > > free
> > > > to
> > > > > waste your time with blocking our
> threads.
> > I
> > > got
> > > > a
> > > > > message from one of our brothers in
> bowel,
> > > and
> > > > > back up again with a new thread. You’ll
> > > have
> > > > to
> > > > > just keep wasting your time, since I’m
> > > > retired
> > > > > and have a computer near the groan
> throne.
> > > >
> > > > How mentally unhinged does one have to be
> to
> > > enjoy
> > > > discussing his poop habits with others?
> > >
> > >
> > > Well it’s not poop habits, it’s about the
> > pain
> > > that each of us feels in our tubing, Colon,
> and
> > > out of what’s left of our starfish.
> Although
> > us
> > > with bowel betrayals are generally older, we
> > > welcome all whom are boweltrodden.
> >
> >
> > Keeping a computer near the toilet is a 'poop
> > habit'
> >
> > Have you thought of laying down newspaper so
> you
> > wouldn't have to spend your life in the
> bathroom?
>
> Why are you being so tough on BO? He’s fought
> for our nation, and I’ve had the honor of
> meeting him. My IBS is different than his. It has
> affected me personally and professionally. Please.
> All I can say is no one here is causing you pain.
> Those of us with IBS suffer as it is with our
> digestive issues. Be kind.

I hate when I look in the toilet and see strawberry jubilee

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: To the victor... ()
Date: January 21, 2020 01:13PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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>
> Why are you being so tough on BO? He’s fought
> for our nation, and I’ve had the honor of
> meeting him. My IBS is different than his. It has
> affected me personally and professionally. Please.
> All I can say is no one here is causing you pain.
> Those of us with IBS suffer as it is with our
> digestive issues. Be kind.

Why is anyone expecting reverence from FFSU?

https://www.ibsgroup.org

might be a better place than getting angry here.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 21, 2020 01:14PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are grilling burgers in their underwear outside. It’s cold and I worry that this temperature and their eating habits aren’t good. Grandma is fixing me a salad, while mom drinks wine and cries non stop.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 21, 2020 02:00PM

To the victor... Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Why are you being so tough on BO? He’s fought
> > for our nation, and I’ve had the honor of
> > meeting him. My IBS is different than his. It
> has
> > affected me personally and professionally.
> Please.
> > All I can say is no one here is causing you
> pain.
> > Those of us with IBS suffer as it is with our
> > digestive issues. Be kind.
>
> Why is anyone expecting reverence from FFSU?
>
> https://www.ibsgroup.org
>
> might be a better place than getting angry here.


Been there done that. It’s obvious you’re concerned about making us disappear. So please enlighten us on how great your bowels are. You’re welcome Underwear. It’s an honor and I think we may have a church interested in a round table discussion. I’ll call you later tonight, but have Bristol stool guide stickers and pamphlets about IBS.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Freedom of Speech...BITCHES ()
Date: January 21, 2020 02:41PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> To the victor... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > > Why are you being so tough on BO? He’s
> fought
> > > for our nation, and I’ve had the honor of
> > > meeting him. My IBS is different than his. It
> > has
> > > affected me personally and professionally.
> > Please.
> > > All I can say is no one here is causing you
> > pain.
> > > Those of us with IBS suffer as it is with our
> > > digestive issues. Be kind.
> >
> > Why is anyone expecting reverence from FFSU?
> >
> > https://www.ibsgroup.org
> >
> > might be a better place than getting angry
> here.
>
>
> Been there done that. It’s obvious you’re
> concerned about making us disappear. So please
> enlighten us on how great your bowels are.
> You’re welcome Underwear. It’s an honor and I
> think we may have a church interested in a round
> table discussion. I’ll call you later tonight,
> but have Bristol stool guide stickers and
> pamphlets about IBS.


I'm not going to add anything to feed your prurient predilections. All who frequent FFXU has to accept what they get here and FFXU. You included.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 21, 2020 03:08PM

Healthy defecation should be a simple biological right. Unfortunately, it's not. This thread is preserved by many suffering from ailments that include IBS which prevents good health. Continuing to salute the Brothers in Bowels(BiBs) for ongoing efforts of Brown Onion, et al, to educate. It's all fun and games until YOU can't pass a painful bowel obstruction that might require an embarrassing ER visit.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 22, 2020 09:23AM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Healthy defecation should be a simple biological
> right. Unfortunately, it's not. This thread is
> preserved by many suffering from ailments that
> include IBS which prevents good health.
> Continuing to salute the Brothers in Bowels(BiBs)
> for ongoing efforts of Brown Onion, et al, to
> educate. It's all fun and games until YOU can't
> pass a painful bowel obstruction that might
> require an embarrassing ER visit.


All have these problems from time to time.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Uriah Naldo ()
Date: January 22, 2020 12:30PM

This may seem weird but it works. Have any of my fellow IBS sufferers tried drinking their own urine? Just about the amount the doctor needs for a urine sample. The best results are with the urine that accompanies a particularly violent fecal episode. For whatever reason, it soothes from my throat all the down my entire GI tract.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Strawberry Jubilee ()
Date: January 22, 2020 12:35PM

Angry is he with shitty shits Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To the obviously miserable child like idiot who
> > blocks our freedom of speech, with who knows
> how
> > much anger and hours wasted, I’d like to
> thank
> > you. You’re proving not just my point. Others
> as
> > well. Mentioning our health problems has caused
> > you to become mentally unhinged, and feel free
> to
> > waste your time with blocking our threads. I got
> a
> > message from one of our brothers in bowel, and
> > back up again with a new thread. You’ll have
> to
> > just keep wasting your time, since I’m
> retired
> > and have a computer near the groan throne.
>
> How mentally unhinged does one have to be to enjoy
> discussing his poop habits with others?


Pooping isn’t a habit. It can be a fetish to some members, but talking about experiences of ass problems is very informative to all people of FFU

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 22, 2020 01:57PM

What up BiBs! After a boorish client meeting with Fed in DC stopped by The Italian Store in Arlington for a large Milano sub on hard roll. Will devour this delectable offering in a while for din-din followed by some watermelon chunks to smooth the eventual passing. My bowels got this. Big high-five to 5am Guy for hanging in there.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bob Ross bowels guy ()
Date: January 22, 2020 03:24PM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2020 03:30PM

Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad of toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop the bleeding. No midwives are answering their phones. If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing exercises, I’ll pay you in cash although this is going to be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head from my rectum.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Uriah Heep ()
Date: January 22, 2020 03:54PM

Uriah Naldo Wrote:
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> This may seem weird but it works. Have any of my
> fellow IBS sufferers tried drinking their own
> urine? Just about the amount the doctor needs for
> a urine sample. The best results are with the
> urine that accompanies a particularly violent
> fecal episode. For whatever reason, it soothes
> from my throat all the down my entire GI tract.

Third world holistic healing offerings do not work. Only medical science can assist with bowel ailments and we are still awaiting there help.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Torn Fish Sammy ()
Date: January 22, 2020 04:07PM

Uriah Naldo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This may seem weird but it works. Have any of my
> fellow IBS sufferers tried drinking their own
> urine? Just about the amount the doctor needs for
> a urine sample. The best results are with the
> urine that accompanies a particularly violent
> fecal episode. For whatever reason, it soothes
> from my throat all the down my entire GI tract.

Urine extracted from a torn-fish bowel movement can be a soothing elixir. Dabbing a blood/feces mixture from your wounded starfish under your nose and arm pits can help painful rectal spasms as well.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Teacher Bill ()
Date: January 22, 2020 05:40PM

Fucking children and potty 'humor' - idle morons passing the time I suppose.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2020 07:18PM

Uriah Heep Wrote:
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> Uriah Naldo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This may seem weird but it works. Have any of
> my
> > fellow IBS sufferers tried drinking their own
> > urine? Just about the amount the doctor needs
> for
> > a urine sample. The best results are with the
> > urine that accompanies a particularly violent
> > fecal episode. For whatever reason, it soothes
> > from my throat all the down my entire GI tract.
>
> Third world holistic healing offerings do not
> work. Only medical science can assist with bowel
> ailments and we are still awaiting there help.


Anon Dick is back. Modern medicine for IBS is medieval. You don’t have a clue.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Homie don’t play that ()
Date: January 22, 2020 07:44PM

Teacher Bill Wrote:
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> Fucking children and potty 'humor' - idle morons
> passing the time I suppose.


Teacher Bill, thinks potty is humorous, we take this serious.
Just go drink a lot of tequila mix, with sangria with homemade seasoned tacos with jalapeños...a lot of jalapeños. Then you see, we ain’t playin.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Same lame shit... ()
Date: January 22, 2020 07:52PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad of
> toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop the
> bleeding. No midwives are answering their phones.
> If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing exercises,
> I’ll pay you in cash although this is going to
> be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head from
> my rectum.


If your posts were actually humorous or entertaining, perhaps people wouldn’t keep ruining your threads. Clearly you are the only one who thinks your repetative troll posts are funny.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bowels should be a sticky ()
Date: January 22, 2020 08:13PM

Same lame shit... Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad of
> > toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop the
> > bleeding. No midwives are answering their
> phones.
> > If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing
> exercises,
> > I’ll pay you in cash although this is going
> to
> > be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head
> from
> > my rectum.
>
>
> If your posts were actually humorous or
> entertaining, perhaps people wouldn’t keep
> ruining your threads. Clearly you are the only one
> who thinks your repetative troll posts are funny.

60-70% of all FFU posters 30-40yrs old will be back bumping these threads within 10-20 years.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2020 08:17PM

Same lame shit... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad of
> > toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop the
> > bleeding. No midwives are answering their
> phones.
> > If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing
> exercises,
> > I’ll pay you in cash although this is going
> to
> > be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head
> from
> > my rectum.
>
>
> If your posts were actually humorous or
> entertaining, perhaps people wouldn’t keep
> ruining your threads. Clearly you are the only one
> who thinks your repetative troll posts are funny.

This isn’t supposed to be funny. Have you ever bit down on fan belts to suppress screams, or ripped tile grout with your toe nails? Our bowels cause me and countless others pain. You don’t like what we talk about, fine. There are plenty of topics here, no one is forcing you to read or join in on our discussions. Our bowels have betrayed us, and just like you can describe banging your underage girlfriend or riding motorcycles to improve your mojo, we shall discuss our colon.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Show support for ass problematic ()
Date: January 22, 2020 08:27PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Same lame shit... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad
> of
> > > toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop the
> > > bleeding. No midwives are answering their
> > phones.
> > > If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing
> > exercises,
> > > I’ll pay you in cash although this is going
> > to
> > > be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head
> > from
> > > my rectum.
> >
> >
> > If your posts were actually humorous or
> > entertaining, perhaps people wouldn’t keep
> > ruining your threads. Clearly you are the only
> one
> > who thinks your repetative troll posts are
> funny.
>
> This isn’t supposed to be funny. Have you ever
> bit down on fan belts to suppress screams, or
> ripped tile grout with your toe nails? Our bowels
> cause me and countless others pain. You don’t
> like what we talk about, fine. There are plenty of
> topics here, no one is forcing you to read or join
> in on our discussions. Our bowels have betrayed
> us, and just like you can describe banging your
> underage girlfriend or riding motorcycles to
> improve your mojo, we shall discuss our colon.


He never felt my pain...I bet not one u mother fuckers dealt with this shit, I’m with my girl one night, we had a couple drinks and about feeling a bit horny, so I go take my viagra, and 40 minutes later, I’m rock solid, from both sides, my cock and my fucking hemorrhoids...I couldn’t sit for 6 hours...
Getting old ain’t fun

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starting to get active ()
Date: January 22, 2020 08:59PM

What is the best way to keep your bowels good?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Actual IBS sufferer ()
Date: January 22, 2020 09:33PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Same lame shit... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad
> of
> > > toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop the
> > > bleeding. No midwives are answering their
> > phones.
> > > If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing
> > exercises,
> > > I’ll pay you in cash although this is going
> > to
> > > be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head
> > from
> > > my rectum.
> >
> >
> > If your posts were actually humorous or
> > entertaining, perhaps people wouldn’t keep
> > ruining your threads. Clearly you are the only
> one
> > who thinks your repetative troll posts are
> funny.
>
> This isn’t supposed to be funny. Have you ever
> bit down on fan belts to suppress screams, or
> ripped tile grout with your toe nails? Our bowels
> cause me and countless others pain. You don’t
> like what we talk about, fine. There are plenty of
> topics here, no one is forcing you to read or join
> in on our discussions. Our bowels have betrayed
> us, and just like you can describe banging your
> underage girlfriend or riding motorcycles to
> improve your mojo, we shall discuss our colon.


This stupid fuck BO Jr highschool kid doesn’t even know what IBS is but he pretends to make jokes about it all day long. Dumb twat.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2020 09:33PM

Show support for ass problematic Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Same lame shit... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad
> > of
> > > > toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop
> the
> > > > bleeding. No midwives are answering their
> > > phones.
> > > > If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing
> > > exercises,
> > > > I’ll pay you in cash although this is
> going
> > > to
> > > > be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head
> > > from
> > > > my rectum.
> > >
> > >
> > > If your posts were actually humorous or
> > > entertaining, perhaps people wouldn’t keep
> > > ruining your threads. Clearly you are the
> only
> > one
> > > who thinks your repetative troll posts are
> > funny.
> >
> > This isn’t supposed to be funny. Have you
> ever
> > bit down on fan belts to suppress screams, or
> > ripped tile grout with your toe nails? Our
> bowels
> > cause me and countless others pain. You don’t
> > like what we talk about, fine. There are plenty
> of
> > topics here, no one is forcing you to read or
> join
> > in on our discussions. Our bowels have betrayed
> > us, and just like you can describe banging your
> > underage girlfriend or riding motorcycles to
> > improve your mojo, we shall discuss our colon.
>
>
> He never felt my pain...I bet not one u mother
> fuckers dealt with this shit, I’m with my girl
> one night, we had a couple drinks and about
> feeling a bit horny, so I go take my viagra, and
> 40 minutes later, I’m rock solid, from both
> sides, my cock and my fucking hemorrhoids...I
> couldn’t sit for 6 hours...
> Getting old ain’t fun

Hemoroids are awful. The straining the pain before during and after is a destroyer of all things fun.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2020 09:34PM

Starting to get active Wrote:
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> What is the best way to keep your bowels good?


Castor oil and a walk usually.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: you old people are gross ()
Date: January 22, 2020 11:08PM

Actual IBS sufferer Wrote:
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>
>
> This stupid fuck BO Jr highschool kid doesn’t
> even know what IBS is but he pretends to make
> jokes about it all day long. Dumb twat.


quit telling us all about your fucking bowels!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Fucking creepy shit ()
Date: January 23, 2020 12:21AM

...
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Loose stool ()
Date: January 23, 2020 12:35AM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: r3gtgrhfvc ()
Date: January 23, 2020 03:41AM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead).

GO BACK TO HELL G2

STOP SPAMMING FFU


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown 0NlON ()
Date: January 23, 2020 05:26AM

I have a confession to make. I just enjoy talking about shit because I am a fat old loser with way too much time on my hands. Thanks for being understanding everyone.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 23, 2020 05:55AM

Brown 0NlON Wrote:
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> I have a confession to make. I just enjoy talking
> about shit because I am a fat old loser with way
> too much time on my hands. Thanks for being
> understanding everyone.

Nice try asshole. It’s a shame your mom didn’t coat hanger you when in utero you pathetic misanthrope.

It’s obvious that you are the superior bowel type. Obsessing over my user name, pretending to be who I am, you wouldn’t survive a day with abdominal pain and pushing out cinder blocks. Now let’s hear about how good you’ve got it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown 0nion ()
Date: January 23, 2020 09:55AM

Brown 0NlON Wrote:
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> I have a confession to make. I just enjoy talking
> about shit because I am a fat old loser with way
> too much time on my hands. Thanks for being
> understanding everyone.


and another thing - is liking naughty-delicious 'dirt play' such a bad thing? Who are we hurting. Social gatherings like our Tennessee Tea Games over at Galleria are a positive, social expression of our passion for our bodily functions...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: dyw6c ()
Date: January 23, 2020 10:20AM

WTF is Tennessee Tea Games?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Floater ()
Date: January 23, 2020 10:53AM

dyw6c Wrote:
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> WTF is Tennessee Tea Games?


Must be a wealthy middle eastern thing if taking place at Tysons Galleria. Whole place stinks of Drakkar Noir.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Phillip Plungeslider ()
Date: January 23, 2020 10:57AM

Floater Wrote:
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> dyw6c Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WTF is Tennessee Tea Games?
>
>
> Must be a wealthy middle eastern thing if taking
> place at Tysons Galleria. Whole place stinks of
> Drakkar Noir.

Floating feces is an indicator your body is not processing fats properly. And yes ragheads abound at Galleria.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: January 23, 2020 11:53AM

My day off, yay! McD's offering the 2 for $5 deal. Getting 2 quarter pounders and 2 filet-o-fish with large fries. Gonna drop some Colace stool softeners in advance to lessen the impending passage while I gorge on comfort food and binge watch Hallmark movie flix. Best day ever bibs!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: vv9kk ()
Date: January 23, 2020 12:01PM

Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> Brown 0NlON Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have a confession to make. I just enjoy
> talking
> > about shit because I am a fat old loser with
> way
> > too much time on my hands. Thanks for being
> > understanding everyone.
>
>
> and another thing - is liking naughty-delicious
> 'dirt play' such a bad thing? Who are we hurting.
> Social gatherings like our Tennessee Tea Games
> over at Galleria are a positive, social expression
> of our passion for our bodily functions...


sick fuck

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Uriah Naldo ()
Date: January 23, 2020 03:27PM

Phillip Plungeslider Wrote:
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> Floater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dyw6c Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > WTF is Tennessee Tea Games?
> >
> >
> > Must be a wealthy middle eastern thing if
> taking
> > place at Tysons Galleria. Whole place stinks
> of
> > Drakkar Noir.
>
> Floating feces is an indicator your body is not
> processing fats properly. And yes ragheads abound
> at Galleria.

I love it when my feces floats. I hold my pee until the very end. I stand up and
piss on the floaters to get them to do tricks. It is so much fun.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 23, 2020 05:45PM

^Target practice... yah mon.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 23, 2020 05:56PM

So many superior bowel types on here. It’s obvious from the anger and everything else. I will write a more accurate response when the goulash is over.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: I got a clinger ()
Date: January 23, 2020 06:06PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So many superior bowel types on here. It’s
> obvious from the anger and everything else. I will
> write a more accurate response when the goulash is
> over.


You don’t even know, u ever be sitting on the bowl and get a clinger, u get a feeling something is there, hanging from ur ass hairs, so you start rocking ur ass to get it to fall, then u lift a bit to look at reflection in water...then you see the shape of your hemorrhoids

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Tennesee Tim ()
Date: January 23, 2020 06:09PM

Did someone say Tennessee Tea Games!?

I’m down! Lets meet up this weekend at the Mercedes Dealership. I wanna see BO shit on the hood again and make feces angels. I’ll bring the cheese cloth.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 23, 2020 06:36PM

The obese neighbor is singing on the piano nude. Dad is passed out. I don’t want to know what tonight will bring. The obese neighbor is a nice person. He told me my dad treats him really well. He got dad a nice silver necklace. Going to eat some salad.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Ass stew ()
Date: January 23, 2020 07:57PM

Tell these young posters what happens when you consume a lot of foods with small seeds, strawberries, sesame bagels...corn...
I can figure out, when u explode out of ur ass, some little amounts end up out or above the toilet bowl.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 24, 2020 06:34AM

Ass stew Wrote:
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> Tell these young posters what happens when you
> consume a lot of foods with small seeds,
> strawberries, sesame bagels...corn...
> I can figure out, when u explode out of ur ass,
> some little amounts end up out or above the toilet
> bowl.

Okay what does this do to your guts

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2020 07:52AM

I feel internally and externally bad for my bowels. They hurt after dropping a pallet of cinder blocks off. And to make matters worse I have to visit the doctor today. I expect further pain indifference and a $40 copay for my rear end to get probed.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Strawberry Jubilee ()
Date: January 24, 2020 08:15AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Ass stew Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tell these young posters what happens when you
> > consume a lot of foods with small seeds,
> > strawberries, sesame bagels...corn...
> > I can figure out, when u explode out of ur ass,
> > some little amounts end up out or above the
> toilet
> > bowl.
>
> Okay what does this do to your guts


Well many of us can’t digest many seeds, big or small, when you shit, these seeds tear up ur anus, if you have hemorrhoids, it makes a bloody mess.
If you take care of ur ass, U may be one of the lucky ones

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 24, 2020 08:41AM

Had to go back home today. Better here than at work. It is a miserable experience and I’m frustrated!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 24, 2020 10:06AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Had to go back home today. Better here than at
> work. It is a miserable experience and I’m
> frustrated!


Sorry BIB. You feeling any better?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2020 01:02PM

Why does dad fart out what looks like white glue?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: French Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2020 01:09PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Why does dad fart out what looks like white glue?


It could be several things. I do need more information. What does it taste like?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 24, 2020 02:14PM

Grabbed another Jersey Mike's Giant #10 on wheat with onion, lettuce and tomato. Washing it down soon with Coca-Cola Zero Sugar and a Klondike Bar for dessert. Bowels should handle this.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2020 03:57PM

It was nice to see the president, and so many Europeans at the march for life on the television. The old Zenith is still working pretty good. Unfortunately I’m about to birth something different. I wish I had Trump like bowels. We are lucky to have such a wonderful man as president.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 24, 2020 04:49PM

Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> My day off, yay! McD's offering the 2 for $5
> deal. Getting 2 quarter pounders and 2
> filet-o-fish with large fries. Gonna drop some
> Colace stool softeners in advance to lessen the
> impending passage while I gorge on comfort food
> and binge watch Hallmark movie flix. Best day
> ever bibs!

Thank you for that information. I dont feel like cooking tonight and I will roll thru the drive thru on my way home and get the exact same items. My bowels will handle it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Trump Derangement Syndrome ()
Date: January 24, 2020 04:55PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It was nice to see the president, and so many
> Europeans at the march for life on the television.
> The old Zenith is still working pretty good.
> Unfortunately I’m about to birth something
> different. I wish I had Trump like bowels. We are
> lucky to have such a wonderful man as president.

Trump's Bowels are always on my mind too!!
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Strawberry Jubilee ()
Date: January 24, 2020 05:41PM

Does anyone notice a certain time or pattern to their hemorrhoid flare ups, I have discovered a pattern, for me it’s Saturday into Sunday.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: oidfjf ()
Date: January 24, 2020 06:25PM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead).

GO BACK TO HELL G2

DROP DEAD G2. WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS ILLEGAL. OTHER MEMBERS HAVE OFTEN COMPLAINED.


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO fantasy ()
Date: January 24, 2020 06:35PM


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Whama ()
Date: January 24, 2020 07:15PM

BO fantasy Wrote:
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>


FLUSH BEFORE YOU SHIT!
Shit sitting ontop of unflushed paper is a sign of things to come. Be careful my FFU friend

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2020 07:50PM

Post your regular fluffy nice craps elsewhere. This is about our bowels. That means our tubing, Colon, and starfish. Service personnel like plumbers, midwives, and other iguana eaters are fine. This is and has always been for and about IBS.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Carlo Jizzwaldo ()
Date: January 24, 2020 08:47PM

Whenever I feel an IBS attack coming on, I insert a buttplug to keep everything in. The tension just builds and builds and really does a fantastic number on my prostate. It is almost Tantric the way I cam keep myself edging for hours. Then I hit the bathroom and just pull out the 'cork' and spew poo and man-yogurt at the same time. Being a woman without a prostate, my ex-wife had no understanding of how satisfying this sore of release actually is. My two favorite things, shitting and cumming, both at the same time.

Afterward, I do need a shower to get myself clean.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO shit eater ()
Date: January 24, 2020 09:47PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Post your regular fluffy nice craps elsewhere.
> This is about our bowels. That means our tubing,
> Colon, and starfish. Service personnel like
> plumbers, midwives, and other iguana eaters are
> fine. This is and has always been for and about
> IBS.


We all know you just finished beating off to that pic, you sick, shit-obsessed fuck.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bee G ()
Date: January 25, 2020 02:18AM

I can tell you, when I’m a bit gassy, my hemorrhoids kinda feel like this, or a rag flapping in the wind
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 07:32AM

My bowels are working very well. I think the two filet-o-fishes and the two quarter pounders with cheese were a good combo. Now off to Roy Rogers for breakfast again.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 07:40AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> My bowels are working very well. I think the two
> filet-o-fishes and the two quarter pounders with
> cheese were a good combo. Now off to Roy Rogers
> for breakfast again.

They are your bowels but my bowels scream the scream of all screams thinking of this. My goodness. This is the ultimate workout of pain.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Torn Anus ()
Date: January 25, 2020 09:30AM

I saw the castor oil listed. Drank a whole bunch and it works. Nasty tasting but improved the results a lot. Thank you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Uriah Naldo ()
Date: January 25, 2020 10:37AM

My urine tasted a little sweet this morning. Is that a sign of pre-diabetes?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 10:47AM

Dad complains his rear ended hurts. The obese neighbor is laughing every time he says this. It’s sad to see dad walking bow legged. He is not the man I’ve known and he uses a lot of ice packs.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 11:33AM

Roy Rogers was good this morning. I got a couple sausage egg and cheese biscuits and a order of sausage gravy with two more biscuits. My bowels are doing well for now but Im heading over to Wendys for a triple with cheese meal and a large chili. If they are still selling taco salad I might try one of those.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 01:29PM

Torn Anus Wrote:
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> I saw the castor oil listed. Drank a whole bunch
> and it works. Nasty tasting but improved the
> results a lot. Thank you.


It does help. Drano for the bowels. I wish we had more than this, prescriptions that are placebos, and cold indifferent doctors that don’t give a damn. Good news folks as McLean Presbyterian will allow a table about IBS after a service. Going to bring Bristol stool guides, a lifelike colon to have as an exhibit, and probably some IBS related materials. Hoping lots of awareness.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Better than ice packs ()
Date: January 25, 2020 02:21PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad complains his rear ended hurts. The obese
> neighbor is laughing every time he says this.
> It’s sad to see dad walking bow legged. He is
> not the man I’ve known and he uses a lot of ice
> packs.

I have discovered that a bag of frozen vegetables was better than an ice pack for anal cooling. Lima Beans, corn or peas are my preferred choices. Just shove the whole bag up there. Naturally, you will want to eat the contents pretty quickly once you are done because re-freezing ruins their nutritional value. If the bag is extra drippy with ass slime, you may have to be careful when you open it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 25, 2020 03:14PM

Better than ice packs Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dad complains his rear ended hurts. The obese
> > neighbor is laughing every time he says this.
> > It’s sad to see dad walking bow legged. He is
> > not the man I’ve known and he uses a lot of
> ice
> > packs.
>
> I have discovered that a bag of frozen vegetables
> was better than an ice pack for anal cooling. Lima
> Beans, corn or peas are my preferred choices.
> Just shove the whole bag up there. Naturally, you
> will want to eat the contents pretty quickly once
> you are done because re-freezing ruins their
> nutritional value. If the bag is extra drippy
> with ass slime, you may have to be careful when
> you open it.

Brown, you’re correct. The folks with excellent bowels mock us. At first I didn’t want to believe. I’ll join you at the church if it’ll help.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 05:55PM

sometimes I play with my dirt to become aroused.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Where’s Lube Guy? ()
Date: January 25, 2020 07:27PM

Where’s the guy who works at Jiffy Lube? Haven’t heard from him in some time.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: French Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 08:09PM

Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
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> sometimes I play with my dirt to become aroused.


Sometimes I turn off the ventilation fan in my bathroom. When I was going through puberty, I discovered I love the smell of my own bowel movements. Now that I am in my 30s, I have learned to love the smell of the bowel movements of others.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 08:29PM

French Onion Wrote:
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> Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sometimes I play with my dirt to become
> aroused.
>
>
> Sometimes I turn off the ventilation fan in my
> bathroom. When I was going through puberty, I
> discovered I love the smell of my own bowel
> movements. Now that I am in my 30s, I have
> learned to love the smell of the bowel movements
> of others.

Look. This is about bowels, Bristol Stool Guides, and the like. Our colons for instance. I’ve got midwives enroute, but let’s leave it to what our insides are doing. If you have a smell/shit fetish, make a thread about it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: French Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 08:33PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> French Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > sometimes I play with my dirt to become
> > aroused.
> >
> >
> > Sometimes I turn off the ventilation fan in my
> > bathroom. When I was going through puberty, I
> > discovered I love the smell of my own bowel
> > movements. Now that I am in my 30s, I have
> > learned to love the smell of the bowel
> movements
> > of others.
>
> Look. This is about bowels, Bristol Stool Guides,
> and the like. Our colons for instance. I’ve got
> midwives enroute, but let’s leave it to what our
> insides are doing. If you have a smell/shit
> fetish, make a thread about it.


Why start a new thread when this one fills my needs so well. It always amazes me that those who scream "Freedom of Speech" the loudest are the least tolerant of the freedom of speech of others.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Raul ()
Date: January 25, 2020 09:00PM

I ate a bigass carne asada and jalepeno burrito from el mercado deli for lunch and dios mio! Mi culo was burning like a fire! I just blew hot liquid mierda all over my new pep boys seat cover.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO thinks his shit don't stink ()
Date: January 25, 2020 09:14PM

French Onion Wrote:

> Why start a new thread when this one fills my
> needs so well. It always amazes me that those who
> scream "Freedom of Speech" the loudest are the
> least tolerant of the freedom of speech of others.


Don't worry about BO. He is here for the same reason we all are. He just tries to mask his perverse pleasure with talk of midwives and sitz baths. It just angers him that some of us are more open about our carnal desires. He is afraid people might take him for a creepster. Like there was any doubt.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Gsgnhr ()
Date: January 26, 2020 02:40AM

BO once mentioned that his asshole is “entrance only”. That says enough.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BBC deep ()
Date: January 26, 2020 06:01AM

Gsgnhr Wrote:
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> BO once mentioned that his asshole is “entrance
> only”. That says enough.


Maybe he’s trying to help and share to us, that’s why his bowels are so fucked up

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 26, 2020 10:06AM

I went to Walmart this morning after having breakfast at Cracker barrel. Walmart had a 7 pound split chicken so I got that and a bag of charcoal. Char grilled chicken will make a nice dinner tonight. Having a Sara Lee cheesecake for dessert and washing it all down with a 12 pack of Budweiser. My bowels are up for it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: January 26, 2020 11:41AM

People why I retired from my GI practice. This is why.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brother in your bowels ()
Date: January 26, 2020 12:36PM

Many discard their Christmas trees this time of year. I have found that dried out branches with a small rubber ball epoxied to the end make for a near ideal prostate stimulation device. And yes I agree with the above the aroma of our food after its processed by the bowels is sublime.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2020 12:58PM

How cute the snarky superior bowel people showing their ass. You should be ashamed of picking on those of us with IBS. As you age, you’ll regret mocking that you do. Years ago I was a cocky young man. Age and experience have taught me to be respectful and responsible. Until you drop out large cinder blocks, or suffer the indignity of what our friend Brown Underwear experiences, you should apologize.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: January 26, 2020 01:52PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> How cute the snarky superior bowel people showing
> their ass. You should be ashamed of picking on
> those of us with IBS. As you age, you’ll regret
> mocking that you do. Years ago I was a cocky young
> man. Age and experience have taught me to be
> respectful and responsible. Until you drop out
> large cinder blocks, or suffer the indignity of
> what our friend Brown Underwear experiences, you
> should apologize.


You should apologize for disparaging remarks and obtuse write ups on medical professionals. You aren’t helping!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 26, 2020 02:24PM

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How cute the snarky superior bowel people
> showing
> > their ass. You should be ashamed of picking on
> > those of us with IBS. As you age, you’ll
> regret
> > mocking that you do. Years ago I was a cocky
> young
> > man. Age and experience have taught me to be
> > respectful and responsible. Until you drop out
> > large cinder blocks, or suffer the indignity of
> > what our friend Brown Underwear experiences,
> you
> > should apologize.
>
>
> You should apologize for disparaging remarks and
> obtuse write ups on medical professionals. You
> aren’t helping!


I respectfully disagree with you Mr Doc. Mr Brown onions posts are more of a mix of distraction posts and genuine empathy. All Mr Brown Onion is trying to do is create a safe haven where people who suffer from IBS can share experiences and information in a relaxed and non judgmental atmosphere. The anonymity factor of this forum helps make that possible.
Unfortunately contributors to these threads are bombarded with hostility from other immature forum users. A few years ago in his original thread we had a good group of sufferers who could joke around and exaggerate a bit but also provide comfort to one another. Just having someone to talk to and commiserate with is a comfort in itself.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Time for BO to grow up ()
Date: January 26, 2020 02:27PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Age and experience have taught me to be
> respectful and responsible. Until you drop out
> large cinder blocks, or suffer the indignity of
> what our friend Brown Underwear experiences, you
> should apologize.


If you are so wise with age then you should know that when a man calls himself 'brown underwear' much of his indignity is brought on by himself.

I would love to ask that team of midwives you use when shitting how 'respective and responsible' you really are.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Not for you ()
Date: January 26, 2020 02:31PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How cute the snarky superior bowel people
> > showing
> > > their ass. You should be ashamed of picking
> on
> > > those of us with IBS. As you age, you’ll
> > regret
> > > mocking that you do. Years ago I was a cocky
> > young
> > > man. Age and experience have taught me to be
> > > respectful and responsible. Until you drop
> out
> > > large cinder blocks, or suffer the indignity
> of
> > > what our friend Brown Underwear experiences,
> > you
> > > should apologize.
> >
> >
> > You should apologize for disparaging remarks
> and
> > obtuse write ups on medical professionals. You
> > aren’t helping!
>
>
> I respectfully disagree with you Mr Doc. Mr Brown
> onions posts are more of a mix of distraction
> posts and genuine empathy. All Mr Brown Onion is
> trying to do is create a safe haven where people
> who suffer from IBS can share experiences and
> information in a relaxed and non judgmental
> atmosphere. The anonymity factor of this forum
> helps make that possible.
> Unfortunately contributors to these threads are
> bombarded with hostility from other immature forum
> users. A few years ago in his original thread we
> had a good group of sufferers who could joke
> around and exaggerate a bit but also provide
> comfort to one another. Just having someone to
> talk to and commiserate with is a comfort in
> itself.


STOP THE BULLSHIT, if anyone doesn’t need or want to share their ass problems, share the problems you are currently having, or don’t share at all, FFU is all about love and sharing, EVEN if u live in basement, lust sex with livestock...FFU IS LOVE!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Scary sort of illness ()
Date: January 26, 2020 02:36PM

spring onion Wrote:
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>
>

> Unfortunately contributors to these threads are
> bombarded with hostility from other immature forum
> users.

I don't know what is worse, your bowels or the fact you think that there are mature forum users on FFXU.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2020 02:44PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How cute the snarky superior bowel people
> > showing
> > > their ass. You should be ashamed of picking
> on
> > > those of us with IBS. As you age, you’ll
> > regret
> > > mocking that you do. Years ago I was a cocky
> > young
> > > man. Age and experience have taught me to be
> > > respectful and responsible. Until you drop
> out
> > > large cinder blocks, or suffer the indignity
> of
> > > what our friend Brown Underwear experiences,
> > you
> > > should apologize.
> >
> >
> > You should apologize for disparaging remarks
> and
> > obtuse write ups on medical professionals. You
> > aren’t helping!
>
>
> I respectfully disagree with you Mr Doc. Mr Brown
> onions posts are more of a mix of distraction
> posts and genuine empathy. All Mr Brown Onion is
> trying to do is create a safe haven where people
> who suffer from IBS can share experiences and
> information in a relaxed and non judgmental
> atmosphere. The anonymity factor of this forum
> helps make that possible.
> Unfortunately contributors to these threads are
> bombarded with hostility from other immature forum
> users. A few years ago in his original thread we
> had a good group of sufferers who could joke
> around and exaggerate a bit but also provide
> comfort to one another. Just having someone to
> talk to and commiserate with is a comfort in
> itself.

Thank you spring onion! Have you returned to classes yet? I have admittedly forgotten when semesters begin, as it’s been a lot of years since I graduated. It was a great experience, and appreciate your support, kindness, and most of all empathy.

I think with people like you in the medical field, folks with IBS will be a lot better. As clearly shown by the angry doctor and others, it’s proof positive you’re showing more character than these ingrates. They don’t care nor will they ever, or at least until they reach a certain age. Keep on the path you’re on. It’s the right one, and here’s to your success!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2020 03:10PM

The obese neighbor and dad are farting by the grill. Is it possible for them to cause an explosion with this type of gas? The obese neighbor is always with my dad. I spend more time with mom and grandma, as they seem distanced from the rest of us with their greasy burgers, hot dogs, and beer.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: In my future ()
Date: January 26, 2020 03:15PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor and dad are farting by the
> grill. Is it possible for them to cause an
> explosion with this type of gas? The obese
> neighbor is always with my dad. I spend more time
> with mom and grandma, as they seem distanced from
> the rest of us with their greasy burgers, hot
> dogs, and beer.

Go troll some where else faggot, u can’t handle a place that doesn’t support you.
I knew you’d follow me, but without the help of ur friends, and deleting posts, you can’t do shit here.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: January 26, 2020 03:25PM

Dod you think Kobe Bryant shit himself in the helicopter crash or was his body too mangled. When American hating libtards die, I hope they all shit themselves.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 26, 2020 04:07PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> Dod you think Kobe Bryant shit himself in the
> helicopter crash or was his body too mangled. When
> American hating libtards die, I hope they all shit
> themselves.

How can you say something so awful? That truly is awful.

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