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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: French Onion ()
Date: February 18, 2020 12:44PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I wish I had the bowels of President Trump. He
> definitely is a man who takes wonderful, amazing,
> super shits. Tonight on the groan throne dilated
> but nothing going. Midwives in place check their
> gauges but a stubborn one. So want this to be over
> and have clear pipes even from the inevitable
> cinder blocks.


Thank you, Brown Onion, for being brave enough to discuss this taboo topic. I too often wonder about the bowels of our fearless leader Trump. I'm sure the doctors keep him quite regular. I bet the plumbing in the White House is so top-notch that his toilet never gets plugged up by those '(not so)flushable' wipes. Our beautiful first lady loves her husband so much, I don't doubt she doesn't mind playing midwife with the witch hazel and cotton balls. We are so blessed to
have this forum where we can discuss these important matters. My small-minded niece and her dick of a husband always shut down the conversation when it intrisically turns to the Presidential Potty.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: [deleted] ()
Date: February 18, 2020 03:18PM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 18, 2020 03:47PM

Had a bad one. Glad to be done with it but am going to drink more Gaviscon

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: cat bib ()
Date: February 18, 2020 04:45PM

My pet is literally dying from bad bowels. Makes me sad. He is a Bib

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Dan Burton ()
Date: February 18, 2020 10:07PM

Hey BO I used a mirror like you said. Here is the picture that you wanted. Can you tell me what is wrong with my starfish?


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: waaaaat ()
Date: February 18, 2020 10:45PM

^starfish clitoris?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 19, 2020 04:41AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy gets off work in a few hours and then 5am guy will be on vacation for 7 whole days. 5am guy is going to Paint Bank Va to do some trout fishing with his cousin. 5am guy will be using a outhouse during this time because 5am guys cousin does not have indoor plumbing yet.
Outhouses are good for people with bowel trouble because its nearly impossible to clog a outhouse. 5am guy sends warm wishes of encouragement to all the BiB's!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 19, 2020 06:15AM

Going to work hoping for best.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 19, 2020 07:13AM

Any update on Brown Onion’s condition? What up BiBs!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 19, 2020 11:46AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Going to work hoping for best.


Hope it’s ok Mr Underwear. Working on more materials, as am going to take the Buick to churches and get new audiences. If some third world folks get run over that’s just too bad as my bowels won’t be denied as they’ve suffered so much, and today is the perfect day to educate on Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: February 19, 2020 01:51PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy gets off
> work in a few hours and then 5am guy will be on
> vacation for 7 whole days. 5am guy is going to
> Paint Bank Va to do some trout fishing with his
> cousin. 5am guy will be using a outhouse during
> this time because 5am guys cousin does not have
> indoor plumbing yet.
> Outhouses are good for people with bowel trouble
> because its nearly impossible to clog a outhouse.
> 5am guy sends warm wishes of encouragement to all
> the BiB's!

Poopy Fartz is happy to hear from 5am guy. Poop Fartz has never been to Paint Branch, VA and never tried fishing. Poopy Fartz wishes 5am guy a relaxing vacation on the streams and pit toilets.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: sour cream and onion dip ()
Date: February 19, 2020 02:18PM

I was helping cute little Becky next door with her fifth-grade science project. I told her baking soda volcanos were a dime a dozen and I could help her with a very important biology talk. I gave her a big poster of the Bristol Stool Chart and lots of tips on midwives and sitz baths. It must have been a big hit. Her teacher wants a conference with her parents and myself tomorrow! I bet they want me to lecture the entire class on this long-hidden topic. I can only thank Brown Onion for inspiring me to find the courage to let everyone know about my bowels!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 19, 2020 02:36PM

Subway footlong double meat ham on wheat. No cheese of course and lots of veggies. Taken aback, watching the South Asian proprietor count out minimal toppings of spinach, cucumber, onion etc. Told him to double the toppings as he shot me a nasty look above his poorly groomed mustache. Eating FRESH with a small bag of Boom Chicka Popcorn and ahead of the HOA meeting this evening. What up Bibs!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 19, 2020 03:00PM

Vienna sausages, eggs, potatoes, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 19, 2020 03:27PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Subway footlong double meat ham on wheat. No
> cheese of course and lots of veggies. Taken
> aback, watching the South Asian proprietor count
> out minimal toppings of spinach, cucumber, onion
> etc. Told him to double the toppings as he shot
> me a nasty look above his poorly groomed mustache.
> Eating FRESH with a small bag of Boom Chicka
> Popcorn and ahead of the HOA meeting this evening.
> What up Bibs!

Parents complain often about 3rd world merchants in their local neck of Fairfax.

Do you get your Subway sandwich dry to cut calories? We’ve been dressing with brown mustard along with veggie tops and find it agreeable.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 19, 2020 03:33PM

Dan Burton Wrote:
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> Hey BO I used a mirror like you said. Here is the
> picture that you wanted. Can you tell me what is
> wrong with my starfish?
>
>

Dan, my dad suffered something similar in appearance and pain last year. Proctologist easily remedied by placing tiny rubber bands around the hems to dry them out and eliminate, painlessly. You don’t have to suffer.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Fragrant 501’s ()
Date: February 19, 2020 03:50PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Dan Burton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey BO I used a mirror like you said. Here is
> the
> > picture that you wanted. Can you tell me what
> is
> > wrong with my starfish?
> >
> >
>
>
> Dan, my dad suffered something similar in
> appearance and pain last year. Proctologist
> easily remedied by placing tiny rubber bands
> around the hems to dry them out and eliminate,
> painlessly. You don’t have to suffer.

Proctologist’s are a different breed of medical professional. Let’s be thankful for their choosing a medical path that assists brothers-in-bowel.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 19, 2020 04:12PM

Rusty again. So, we all know the story of a lovely lady and a man named Brady. The six kids shared one bathroom that appeared to work for them. There must have been some clogs and overflow issues with all these kids dootin into single pot, right? Also, the exhaust fan must have run continuously with that volume of logs in the flume. Your thoughts?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Go Ask Alice ()
Date: February 19, 2020 04:22PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Rusty again. So, we all know the story of a
> lovely lady and a man named Brady. The six kids
> shared one bathroom that appeared to work for
> them. There must have been some clogs and
> overflow issues with all these kids dootin into
> single pot, right? Also, the exhaust fan must
> have run continuously with that volume of logs in
> the flume. Your thoughts?


Whenever I watch a situation comedy, I always think first about the toilets. If they were going for realism at all, they would have had Alice date a plumber and not a butcher.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: MHuyiiJ ()
Date: February 19, 2020 04:49PM

Go Ask Alice Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty again. So, we all know the story of a
> > lovely lady and a man named Brady. The six
> kids
> > shared one bathroom that appeared to work for
> > them. There must have been some clogs and
> > overflow issues with all these kids dootin into
> > single pot, right? Also, the exhaust fan must
> > have run continuously with that volume of logs
> in
> > the flume. Your thoughts?
>
>
> Whenever I watch a situation comedy, I always
> think first about the toilets. If they were going
> for realism at all, they would have had Alice date
> a plumber and not a butcher.


Did Sam and Alice simply continue with over the clothes heavy petting on dates or did Sam eventually filet her hairy tenderloin?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Go Ask Alice ()
Date: February 19, 2020 05:29PM

MHuyiiJ Wrote:
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> Go Ask Alice Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Rusty again. So, we all know the story of a
> > > lovely lady and a man named Brady. The six
> > kids
> > > shared one bathroom that appeared to work for
> > > them. There must have been some clogs and
> > > overflow issues with all these kids dootin
> into
> > > single pot, right? Also, the exhaust fan
> must
> > > have run continuously with that volume of
> logs
> > in
> > > the flume. Your thoughts?
> >
> >
> > Whenever I watch a situation comedy, I always
> > think first about the toilets. If they were
> going
> > for realism at all, they would have had Alice
> date
> > a plumber and not a butcher.
>
>
> Did Sam and Alice simply continue with over the
> clothes heavy petting on dates or did Sam
> eventually filet her hairy tenderloin?

She did say she loved having his meat in her mouth.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 19, 2020 05:42PM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Walt Jameson ()
Date: February 19, 2020 08:50PM

Repulsive. Look at our young people with crap pictures. No thank you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 19, 2020 09:44PM

Walt Jameson Wrote:
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> Repulsive. Look at our young people with crap
> pictures. No thank you.


You are just jealous. We, young people, are proud of our bowels. We don't hide in the shadows from our excrement. We will not suffer the self-inflicted indignities as you boomers do.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 20, 2020 03:38AM

Got Banquet fried chicken here with a gallon of chocolate ice cream. This is going to be epic. It’s time to show the bowels who will be boss.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 20, 2020 05:18AM

I want to go to work. Yet my depends keep getting filled and it’s so embarrassing.it is such a frustration.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 20, 2020 08:58AM

I am getting hungry and lunch is like 3 hours from now. I hear that Burger king starts making lunch at 9 am. I might tell my boss I need to run a errand for about a hour. I can hit Burger king and get a couple double whoppers with cheese and one of those oreo milkshakes. That should hold me over till lunch. My bowels are up for it!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 20, 2020 08:58AM

Dad and the obese neighbor are drunk again passed out naked on the front law. Their grill shows evidence of fatty foods, and the neighbors Labrador is pissing on them.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 20, 2020 11:15AM

A bad morning on the pot. I am back at my work station. The younger guys on my team can be more productive. They don’t know yet the pain of aging.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 20, 2020 11:35AM

Here you go....a classic
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 20, 2020 12:04PM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Here you go....a classic


No he doesn’t like high schoolers or poop. When you grow up (maybe) you’ll understand. Why constantly bash people with IBS? What do you get out of it?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 20, 2020 12:40PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> > Here you go....a classic
>
>
> No he doesn’t like high schoolers or poop. When
> you grow up (maybe) you’ll understand. Why
> constantly bash people with IBS? What do you get
> out of it?
I agree. There is something very wrong with this Brown Onion character.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: February 20, 2020 12:57PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> > Here you go....a classic
>
>
> No he doesn’t like high schoolers or poop. When
> you grow up (maybe) you’ll understand. Why
> constantly bash people with IBS? What do you get
> out of it?

All these posters posting people engaging and these acts are sick.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 20, 2020 01:23PM

Do you remember savage Azeem from Robin Hood? The one with Kevin Costner? That scene where that horrible lady was given a primitive c section. It’s looking like that might be happening this afternoon as the B or C team of midwives are who’s working today in my bathroom. This groan throne hurts as my legs are numb. To the midwives credit they are using ropes to hold me up. This one is unsettling as the scent is miserable, and they are wearing Coronavirus masks on. I understand their workplace environment isn’t pleasant but they are paid by Medicare. This must be why they aren’t white women anymore and the painted man is haunting my dreams.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: They shoot horses, don't they ()
Date: February 20, 2020 01:27PM

Someone needs to put Brown Onion out of his misery.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Zoinks ()
Date: February 20, 2020 01:43PM

They shoot horses, don't they Wrote:
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> Someone needs to put Brown Onion out of his
> misery.


Eh there are worse trolls and sometimes he’s funny. Not this one but occasionally.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Youth in Asia ()
Date: February 20, 2020 01:53PM

Zoinks Wrote:
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> They shoot horses, don't they Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Someone needs to put Brown Onion out of his
> > misery.
>
>
> Eh there are worse trolls and sometimes he’s
> funny. Not this one but occasionally.

Less to do with his trolling. More to do with his suffering and drain on Medicare.

If the only thing you live for is to painfully shit...time to go.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Zoinks ()
Date: February 20, 2020 03:29PM

Youth in Asia Wrote:
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> Zoinks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They shoot horses, don't they Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Someone needs to put Brown Onion out of his
> > > misery.
> >
> >
> > Eh there are worse trolls and sometimes he’s
> > funny. Not this one but occasionally.
>
> Less to do with his trolling. More to do with his
> suffering and drain on Medicare.
>
> If the only thing you live for is to painfully
> shit...time to go.

Maybe although here he’s better than most. Even younger peeps.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 20, 2020 04:00PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Do you remember savage Azeem from Robin Hood? The
> one with Kevin Costner? That scene where that
> horrible lady was given a primitive c section.
> It’s looking like that might be happening this
> afternoon as the B or C team of midwives are
> who’s working today in my bathroom. This groan
> throne hurts as my legs are numb. To the midwives
> credit they are using ropes to hold me up. This
> one is unsettling as the scent is miserable, and
> they are wearing Coronavirus masks on. I
> understand their workplace environment isn’t
> pleasant but they are paid by Medicare. This must
> be why they aren’t white women anymore and the
> painted man is haunting my dreams.

Hey neighbor you’re fun as always. If okay with you I’ll stop by tonight with some new dishes my wife made.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: CharlyBy ()
Date: February 20, 2020 04:05PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> A bad morning on the pot. I am back at my work
> station. The younger guys on my team can be more
> productive. They don’t know yet the pain of
> aging.

Wife and I also hate that part of our commute, short as it is. Hempstead Tpke is barely navigable with long right lane closure in the morning since last week.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 20, 2020 04:56PM

Brown Onion needs help.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Fa87 ()
Date: February 20, 2020 05:49PM

CharlyBy Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> > A bad morning on the pot. I am back at my work
> > station. The younger guys on my team can be
> more
> > productive. They don’t know yet the pain of
> > aging.
>
> Wife and I also hate that part of our commute,
> short as it is. Hempstead Tpke is barely
> navigable with long right lane closure in the
> morning since last week.


Wtf road?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Always room for Meade ()
Date: February 20, 2020 06:24PM

Fa87 Wrote:
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> CharlyBy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A bad morning on the pot. I am back at my
> work
> > > station. The younger guys on my team can be
> > more
> > > productive. They don’t know yet the pain of
> > > aging.
> >
> > Wife and I also hate that part of our commute,
> > short as it is. Hempstead Tpke is barely
> > navigable with long right lane closure in the
> > morning since last week.
>
>
> Wtf road?

Fleet Street
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 20, 2020 07:06PM

Dad is dressed up in a strange bunny suit, that exposes his genitals and rear end. He’s hopping in strange ways, like he’s slightly hurting, and the obese neighbor in his underwear smoking a cigarette on the couch is disturbing. Mom has me eating a granola based salad. Grandma is out selling jenkum, and apparently a game of corn hole is going to be played.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 20, 2020 07:28PM

Mr. Brown Onion and I are planning a bucket list trip to San Francisco for a gourmet tour. We will sample the finest feces from the street curbs around the city. We have room for two more, if anybody is interested. The cost includes airfare and motel.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Good to hear ()
Date: February 20, 2020 07:36PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad is dressed up in a strange bunny suit, that
> exposes his genitals and rear end. He’s hopping
> in strange ways, like he’s slightly hurting, and
> the obese neighbor in his underwear smoking a
> cigarette on the couch is disturbing. Mom has me
> eating a granola based salad. Grandma is out
> selling jenkum, and apparently a game of corn hole
> is going to be played.


Thanks for the update. Be grateful your mom is getting her fiber.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Hdhccbb ()
Date: February 20, 2020 08:22PM

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> Mr. Brown Onion and I are planning a bucket list
> trip to San Francisco for a gourmet tour. We will
> sample the finest feces from the street curbs
> around the city. We have room for two more, if
> anybody is interested. The cost includes airfare
> and motel.

There is a guy in this forum who goes by ‘Miz’. Ask him. He LOVES to eat shit.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 21, 2020 06:45AM

Brown Onion just keeps digging.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: The Plain Truth ()
Date: February 21, 2020 07:13AM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Brown Onion just keeps digging.


Brown Onion is miz. You can just say miz likes this content and it would make more sense.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Walt Jameson ()
Date: February 21, 2020 07:33AM

This is the moral decay we’ve been talking about. Our young people need to be saved. I don’t want to believe it’s too late, but the dark one is very pleased with his work.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 21, 2020 08:15AM

Walt Jameson Wrote:
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> This is the moral decay we’ve been talking
> about. Our young people need to be saved. I
> don’t want to believe it’s too late, but the
> dark one is very pleased with his work.

It is a wild place sir. Yet it’s a good place to lend each other support. Hope your IBS isn’t flaring up. After yesterday a lot of preparation H.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 21, 2020 10:16AM

Walt Jameson Wrote:
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> This is the moral decay we’ve been talking
> about. Our young people need to be saved. I
> don’t want to believe it’s too late, but the
> dark one is very pleased with his work.


I fear you are correct. Matilda's well being is of utmost concern. Do you think Brown Onion will become violent?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 21, 2020 12:48PM

Fried chicken French fries and coke. Take this bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: AnneMan ()
Date: February 21, 2020 12:48PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Walt Jameson Wrote:
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> > This is the moral decay we’ve been talking
> > about. Our young people need to be saved. I
> > don’t want to believe it’s too late, but
> the
> > dark one is very pleased with his work.
>
> It is a wild place sir. Yet it’s a good place to
> lend each other support. Hope your IBS isn’t
> flaring up. After yesterday a lot of preparation
> H.

I know, right?! We visit the Lobster Roll at least a few times each Summer
but it's a hike from further West. Think they reopen for the season first
week in May. Uber service is touch/go. Worth a try ahead of local taxi and
ALWAYS better than driving yourself if you plan to imbibe.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 21, 2020 02:48PM

Two Popeye's classic chicken sandwiches-mild and small fries. Popeye's
are generous with fries, no need for the large. Yummy cinnamon apple pie
for dessert and bowels can handle it.

Can't wait to wrap hands around Hardee's new burgers with cheese-wheel-topper!
Who'da ever thunk that even more cheese could be added to a cheeseburger... yum.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brady Fat Tuesday ()
Date: February 21, 2020 03:33PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Two Popeye's classic chicken sandwiches-mild and
> small fries. Popeye's
> are generous with fries, no need for the large.
> Yummy cinnamon apple pie
> for dessert and bowels can handle it.
>
> Can't wait to wrap hands around Hardee's new
> burgers with cheese-wheel-topper!
> Who'da ever thunk that even more cheese could be
> added to a cheeseburger... yum.

No and no again. Canned Hunt's won't do. Only Bianco DiNapoli
works for gravy. Cut corners on the garlic toast stupid.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 21, 2020 04:07PM

Do Brown Onion's midwives know what happens after they leave and the male orderly comes over?
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 21, 2020 04:07PM

mamase mamasa mamakusa ...Mike Jackson is alive and well bibs

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Cajun Sparkle ()
Date: February 21, 2020 05:20PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Two Popeye's classic chicken sandwiches-mild and
> small fries. Popeye's
> are generous with fries, no need for the large.
> Yummy cinnamon apple pie
> for dessert and bowels can handle it.
>
> Can't wait to wrap hands around Hardee's new
> burgers with cheese-wheel-topper!
> Who'da ever thunk that even more cheese could be
> added to a cheeseburger... yum.

Only thing healthy on Popeye’s Menu is the paper napkin that came your
Louisiana box of death. Heart Attacks are no fun.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Lil Doug Heffernan. ()
Date: February 21, 2020 05:44PM

Eat a pellet, make a pellet!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 21, 2020 06:31PM

Going to admit the pain is still a bit much. Last nights event is still causing my colon to cry and look like an old sweaty pair of tube socks. I remember the days of such socks with bright colors at the top. As awful color as they were this was a time I could walk or run, and not have to consider my starfish or what’s left of it. I should have enjoyed these glory days more.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 21, 2020 09:46PM

Brown Onion, my friend, here is something to dream about.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 21, 2020 10:44PM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Brown Onion, my friend, here is something to dream
> about.


I forgot the name of Fairfax’s mental hospital. Do you need a ride there?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Maga 1955 ()
Date: February 21, 2020 11:13PM

Probably a Elizabeth Warren fan.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Nut Hut Strut ()
Date: February 22, 2020 07:52AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion, my friend, here is something to
> dream
> > about.
>
>
> I forgot the name of Fairfax’s mental hospital.
> Do you need a ride there?

Is Brown Onion resting there again? How is Matilda holding up?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 22, 2020 11:01AM

Nut Hut Strut Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
> >
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> > > Brown Onion, my friend, here is something to
> > dream
> > > about.
> >
> >
> > I forgot the name of Fairfax’s mental
> hospital.
> > Do you need a ride there?
>
> Is Brown Onion resting there again? How is
> Matilda holding up?

This should cheer Brown Onion up when he escapes from the nut hut.

Some of them do use the groan throne,
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Lame ass shit ()
Date: February 22, 2020 11:08AM

Damn, how many trolls in this thread is miz posting under these days? What a fucking loser.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 22, 2020 01:27PM

Humiliated by teenagers on the metro. I wish I did not take advantage of this weather.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 22, 2020 02:19PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Humiliated by teenagers on the metro. I wish I did
> not take advantage of this weather.


Young people there and here seem especially cruel. So sorry.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Hi William. ()
Date: February 22, 2020 02:23PM

Brown Onion = William Robert Moreno, 37, of 713 Riverview Court, Sterling, VA.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 22, 2020 02:30PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> -----
> > Humiliated by teenagers on the metro. I wish I
> did
> > not take advantage of this weather.
>
>
> Young people there and here seem especially cruel.
> So sorry.


Don't worry, I got them back by glaring at them.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 22, 2020 04:20PM

With this warmer weather I have decided to cook out on my charcoal grill. Got 6 chicken thighs and 6 chicken drumsticks to cook. Got a couple baked potatoes in the oven now and will top them with butter, chopped bacon and cheddar cheese. My bowels will be on their game tonight!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 22, 2020 05:18PM

I went home and dad is wearing red lipstick, a bra, and panties. The obese neighbor is next to him. It’s back to Dave and Busters.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 22, 2020 05:23PM

I had a lot6 of trouble opening up my laptop this morning - turns out it was glued shut with hardened feces. Dad and the obese neighbor were laughing their asses off and explained to me what they did. When I finally cleaned it up and started it they had changed the settings so my wallpaper was a picture of them in 1920's school girl outfits with giant sized lollypops and crotch-less trousers.

Mom was sleeping in her clothes under the dining room table and grandma had two large black young men over as company. Time for my throat coat tea and dried Jicama compote with psyllium fortified vegan aspic jello...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 22, 2020 06:13PM

I wonder how the pontiffs bowels are, or what arrangements are in the Vatican on the papal groan throne. Is it possible there’s a chimney in there with white smoke, to signify that the pope has successfully dropped a load of elephant dung?

Sitting on the groan throne with a cadre of midwives. It would be better if I could join my sister Matilda at Bob Evans and select something off the seniors menu. Unfortunately it’s me, the midwives, and counting the ceiling tiles as I wait to drop off a large cinder block or midsized SUV. I wish I had a good set up, but am grateful to have a cable television here with midwives who’ve put blankets on my cold legs sitting here.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Matilda Here ()
Date: February 22, 2020 06:22PM

My cooter is the size of a catcher's mit and my brother is Miz. Time to go now have to take a dump in the fish tank...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown's mother ()
Date: February 22, 2020 06:36PM

Sharon here, but you can call me Shattered Shithole Sharon. Brown onion is my son. We did everything we could, short of getting him adequate medical care. Maybe we can sue some doctors.. ..

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 22, 2020 07:14PM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sharon K Onion ()
Date: February 22, 2020 08:14PM

Hi, Brown's mother here again. Yes little Brown Onion or William/Billy as we called him used to love emptying his diaper on the floor and playing with the contents. Several times he coated his entire body in poo and then finger-painted the walls of our home. Even today 37 years on, there are still little streaks and marks here and there on the wallpaper, woodwork, and doors from his poo-play.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown's mother ()
Date: February 22, 2020 08:15PM

The reason I love anal so much is that after whelping out my two misshapen boys, Brown and Miz, they scar tissue on my vadge is so thick that it has dulled the nerve endings. Kind of a shame since I have always been a squirter. Now my secretion is lightly colored green and smells like a dish sponge that has mildewed in the sink.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Naughtydelicious ()
Date: February 22, 2020 09:10PM

Someone has really picked up the mantle of shit-giffing. Naughtydelicious


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Fart Shits ()
Date: February 22, 2020 09:48PM

Why do farts, an hour before a crap until it’s released, stink the worst?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Stinky Egg ()
Date: February 22, 2020 11:51PM

Fart Shits Wrote:
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> Why do farts, an hour before a crap until it’s
> released, stink the worst?


Best guess oxygen, nitrogen, and methane moving past a smelly solid such as a BM would cause the increase in stench.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 23, 2020 08:04AM

Interesting question about gas, but I think it’s probably related to what you consume. Gas can lead to pain in your colon, and if on the wrong elevator, a reputation you can’t sweep under the rug.

Off to church, and hoping no third world types go illegally against a crosswalk, as just had my Buick washed and it looks pretty. Going to later today, talk with a board of deacons at another church. They’ve invited me to lunch so it’ll be time to discuss our bowels and see if another presentation is in order.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: ruh roh ()
Date: February 23, 2020 10:16AM

oh noes our freedom of shit-speech!!!!!!!!!!!

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