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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Shawn Scheisster ()
Date: February 01, 2020 07:38PM

Weirdo Alert Wrote:
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> Just when I thought this site was odd this one
> wins for most fucked up.


I just hate it when a young superior boweled person looks down on those of us who suffer.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 01, 2020 08:24PM

Shawn Scheisster Wrote:
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> Weirdo Alert Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just when I thought this site was odd this one
> > wins for most fucked up.
>
>
> I just hate it when a young superior boweled
> person looks down on those of us who suffer.


Not sure if the case. I’m willing to give this person benefit of the doubt but Brown Onion is correct that a lot of times true.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: February 01, 2020 08:30PM

I like to gargle black men’s nutsack chowder. It’s great for the bowels, too. Try it sometime.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 01, 2020 09:56PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> I like to gargle black men’s nutsack chowder.
> It’s great for the bowels, too. Try it sometime.


Imitation is the best flattery. So glad you are enamored with Miscavage, Spring Onion, myself and others here. Are you one of those white people that dress up like the black people by any chance?

Working on a stellar backbreaking scream basketball sized shit here. Hoping Kobe’s helicopter can not be a part of this one as the blades could really hurt as I push with breathing exercises and the midwives.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Gary Melder ()
Date: February 02, 2020 02:19AM

Hello,

I am Brown Onion (Jim’s) neighbor. He is a good guy, but with his age he does suffer from mild dementia. His drivers’ license was taken away five years ago, so don’t carry any worry that he actually has a Buick or runs over Hispanic people. Its just more of his delusional rhetoric. He does have wonderful people taking care of him (home health care nurses) who he calls his midwives. We check on him often, but in his usual state, he forgets us by the next day. He has recently been draining his colostomy bag into numerous containers around his house. Sadly, dementia does that to people. I only learned about his involvement on this website because one day I stopped by with my wife to check up on him, and he was shouting angrily at his computer.

Jim will soon be a ward of the state, as he has no surviving relatives. His last known blood relative (sister Matilda) passed in 2016 and his pension and health insurance is nearly depleted. His nurses are not qualified to deal with his dementia and the resulting burden.

Please just be kind to him. In his current state, this forum is his only social outlet. I wish I could do more, but I am retired myself and my wife is in poor health. Thanks for your time.

Gary Melder

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Colostamy bag lol ()
Date: February 02, 2020 02:32AM

Gary Melder Wrote:
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> Hello,
>
> I am Brown Onion (Jim’s) neighbor. He is a good
> guy, but with his age he does suffer from mild
> dementia. His drivers’ license was taken away
> five years ago, so don’t carry any worry that he
> actually has a Buick or runs over Hispanic people.
> Its just more of his delusional rhetoric. He does
> have wonderful people taking care of him (home
> health care nurses) who he calls his midwives. We
> check on him often, but in his usual state, he
> forgets us by the next day. He has recently been
> draining his colostomy bag into numerous
> containers around his house. Sadly, dementia does
> that to people. I only learned about his
> involvement on this website because one day I
> stopped by with my wife to check up on him, and he
> was shouting angrily at his computer.
>
> Jim will soon be a ward of the state, as he has no
> surviving relatives. His last known blood relative
> (sister Matilda) passed in 2016 and his pension
> and health insurance is nearly depleted. His
> nurses are not qualified to deal with his dementia
> and the resulting burden.
>
> Please just be kind to him. In his current state,
> this forum is his only social outlet. I wish I
> could do more, but I am retired myself and my wife
> is in poor health. Thanks for your time.
>
> Gary Melder


Lol. Holy shit. Now it all makes sense.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Ekee ()
Date: February 02, 2020 06:26AM

Colostamy bag lol Wrote:
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> Gary Melder Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hello,
> >
> > I am Brown Onion (Jim’s) neighbor. He is a
> good
> > guy, but with his age he does suffer from mild
> > dementia. His drivers’ license was taken away
> > five years ago, so don’t carry any worry that
> he
> > actually has a Buick or runs over Hispanic
> people.
> > Its just more of his delusional rhetoric. He
> does
> > have wonderful people taking care of him (home
> > health care nurses) who he calls his midwives.
> We
> > check on him often, but in his usual state, he
> > forgets us by the next day. He has recently
> been
> > draining his colostomy bag into numerous
> > containers around his house. Sadly, dementia
> does
> > that to people. I only learned about his
> > involvement on this website because one day I
> > stopped by with my wife to check up on him, and
> he
> > was shouting angrily at his computer.
> >
> > Jim will soon be a ward of the state, as he has
> no
> > surviving relatives. His last known blood
> relative
> > (sister Matilda) passed in 2016 and his pension
> > and health insurance is nearly depleted. His
> > nurses are not qualified to deal with his
> dementia
> > and the resulting burden.
> >
> > Please just be kind to him. In his current
> state,
> > this forum is his only social outlet. I wish I
> > could do more, but I am retired myself and my
> wife
> > is in poor health. Thanks for your time.
> >
> > Gary Melder
>
>
> Lol. Holy shit. Now it all makes sense.

FFU is so great he doesn’t forget FFU

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 02, 2020 10:09AM

I think I can see light at the end of the tunnel after my experience with the Korean food I had yesterday. I guess I better give my bowels a break after all they have been through. For breakfast I had whole wheat toast and a orange.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: I say bullshit ()
Date: February 02, 2020 03:41PM

Gary Melder Wrote:
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> Hello,
>
> I am Brown Onion (Jim’s) neighbor. He is a good
> guy, but with his age he does suffer from mild
> dementia. His drivers’ license was taken away
> five years ago, so don’t carry any worry that he
> actually has a Buick or runs over Hispanic people.
> Its just more of his delusional rhetoric. He does
> have wonderful people taking care of him (home
> health care nurses) who he calls his midwives. We
> check on him often, but in his usual state, he
> forgets us by the next day. He has recently been
> draining his colostomy bag into numerous
> containers around his house. Sadly, dementia does
> that to people. I only learned about his
> involvement on this website because one day I
> stopped by with my wife to check up on him, and he
> was shouting angrily at his computer.
>
> Jim will soon be a ward of the state, as he has no
> surviving relatives. His last known blood relative
> (sister Matilda) passed in 2016 and his pension
> and health insurance is nearly depleted. His
> nurses are not qualified to deal with his dementia
> and the resulting burden.
>
> Please just be kind to him. In his current state,
> this forum is his only social outlet. I wish I
> could do more, but I am retired myself and my wife
> is in poor health. Thanks for your time.
>
> Gary Melder


This was posted at 2:19 in the morning. I dont buy it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: February 02, 2020 05:05PM

Poopy Fartz eating bad food and lots of it for Super Bowl. Poopy Fartz expecting a log jam. Poopy Fartz might have to call in sick tomorrow. Poopy Fartz discovered today how tasty mango WhiteClaw is.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 02, 2020 05:31PM

Patently false. I’ve known Brown for years. A complete lie.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: shallot ()
Date: February 02, 2020 06:50PM

Yeh, white claws are good. Drink enuf of them and might cure that other guys cinder block issues by thinning up the stool.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: The only complete lie ()
Date: February 02, 2020 07:11PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Patently false. I’ve known Brown for years. A
> complete lie.


Rusty Craplace actually is Brown Onion himself. He is 37 years old and Lives in Laurel and works in an office in Glen Allen. He is a fecalpheliac. He does not consider himself a weirdo because his fondness for poop doesn't have a sexual component. His coworkers think he might be gay for the excessive time he spends in the men's room. He just really likes the smells and sounds of other people pooping.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Superior Bowels ()
Date: February 02, 2020 08:29PM

Took a halftime hot squat and effortlessly dropped a shepherds pie in the bowl. Feel like a new man for the second half.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 02, 2020 09:01PM

I think the Lopez lady doesn’t eat iguanas. Not bad for a beaner. Watching the super bowl here, and trying not to laugh at the insidious and false comments by superior bowel people. Lopez definitely has a good set of bowels. The way she shakes as she dances, my best guess is she doesn’t think of a groan throne much or need midwives.

Going to drop a Lombardi Trophy here soon enough. My bowels predict a chiefs victory, although I think more white people play for the 49ers.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Right again ()
Date: February 02, 2020 09:56PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think the Lopez lady doesn’t eat iguanas. Not
> bad for a beaner. Watching the super bowl here,
> and trying not to laugh at the insidious and false
> comments by superior bowel people. Lopez
> definitely has a good set of bowels. The way she
> shakes as she dances, my best guess is she
> doesn’t think of a groan throne much or need
> midwives.
>
> Going to drop a Lombardi Trophy here soon enough.
> My bowels predict a chiefs victory, although I
> think more white people play for the 49ers.

If Brown Onion isn't a troll, then he is a senile, racist piece of shit who thinks too much about shit.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: February 02, 2020 10:40PM

Right again Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think the Lopez lady doesn’t eat iguanas.
> Not
> > bad for a beaner. Watching the super bowl here,
> > and trying not to laugh at the insidious and
> false
> > comments by superior bowel people. Lopez
> > definitely has a good set of bowels. The way
> she
> > shakes as she dances, my best guess is she
> > doesn’t think of a groan throne much or need
> > midwives.
> >
> > Going to drop a Lombardi Trophy here soon
> enough.
> > My bowels predict a chiefs victory, although I
> > think more white people play for the 49ers.
>
> If Brown Onion isn't a troll, then he is a senile,
> racist piece of shit who thinks too much about
> shit.


Your obtuse write up, only causes mental midgets like this idiot to act even more foolish. All of us here know that psychiatry would be best here.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: February 02, 2020 11:53PM

Fucking assholes. You make fun of these people. Why not grow a pair of testicles and act like men?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Nasty fuck ()
Date: February 03, 2020 12:25AM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> I like to gargle black men’s nutsack chowder.
> It’s great for the bowels, too. Try it sometime.


Go away, faggot.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 03, 2020 08:37AM

My boss told me to take the day off after an accident. This makes me sad as I want to work but my problem continues.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: February 03, 2020 09:08AM

Nasty fuck Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I like to gargle black men’s nutsack chowder.
> > It’s great for the bowels, too. Try it
> sometime.
>
>
> Go away, faggot.


Twit. Go fuck with your poodle you sick demented twat.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 03, 2020 10:39AM

I hurt this morning. Luckily I still can work. Yet the bloody stool doesn’t help. I’m sure it’s size related but it’s not easy to go back to the computer.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 11:48AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> I hurt this morning. Luckily I still can work. Yet
> the bloody stool doesn’t help. I’m sure it’s
> size related but it’s not easy to go back to the
> computer.


Odd shape boulders are very strange. Especially when cinder blocks are involved. Hope your rear end is better.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Everybody POOPS ()
Date: February 03, 2020 12:05PM

Why do people get so upset over this talking about the thing each and every one of us does daily?
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 01:29PM

We don’t want such nasty videos of this activity. If you like shit start a thread of your own.

Shit is a source of pain for us and our starfish. And way of life.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 02:01PM

Just ate 12 Ballpark hotdogs, 5 eggs, and beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 04:03PM

Dad is walking around the house in a bra and panties. The obese neighbor is grinning, smacking him on his rear end, and smoking cigarettes. The obese neighbor is drinking beer, dad white wine, as the obese neighbor is grilling all kinds of food for them. This house is a difficult place to be a college student.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boomer Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 04:08PM

My son always gets mad when I wear his bras and panties around the house. What is wrong with kids today?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Inspiration Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 06:25PM

Peanut butter shits gone but it took awhile for the Holiday refined flour products to be phased out. Lots of carry out lots of baked goods = peanut butter shits. Its like trying to pass JIff extra creamy - no fun. Back to cabbage, vegs, soy protein, fish and lots of water.

I like the defecation pictures - they remind us of how a good movement really flows like firm lava or a peaty moist clay. Inspiring.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: French Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 07:07PM

Inspiration Onion Wrote:
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>
> I like the defecation pictures - they remind us of
> how a good movement really flows like firm lava or
> a peaty moist clay. Inspiring.


How can anyone claim poop is a way of life and not be inspired by healthy bowel movements?
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 03, 2020 09:09PM

To those who make fun of us age will catch up with you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Vegan Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 10:40PM

I think if you went vegan you’d feel better!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: naughtydelicious onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 10:45PM

French Onion Wrote:
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> Inspiration Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > I like the defecation pictures - they remind us
> of
> > how a good movement really flows like firm lava
> or
> > a peaty moist clay. Inspiring.
>
>
> How can anyone claim poop is a way of life and not
> be inspired by healthy bowel movements?


That gentleman is straining and not healthful. The women posted above have bowels yielding a robust volume, consistency and flow - both informative and naughtydelicious...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: February 03, 2020 11:38PM

naughtydelicious onion Wrote:
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> French Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Inspiration Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > > I like the defecation pictures - they remind
> us
> > of
> > > how a good movement really flows like firm
> lava
> > or
> > > a peaty moist clay. Inspiring.
> >
> >
> > How can anyone claim poop is a way of life and
> not
> > be inspired by healthy bowel movements?
>
>
> That gentleman is straining and not healthful.
> The women posted above have bowels yielding a
> robust volume, consistency and flow - both
> informative and naughtydelicious...

Are you coked out of your mind asshole?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Turd Burglar ()
Date: February 04, 2020 12:29AM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 04, 2020 07:56AM

I will make it to work today.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 04, 2020 08:36AM

Life here at Phillip Blithestone Preparatory College is just fine. There are plenty of healthy organic food choices and I am studying to learn where countries like Germany and New Zealand are on the map. I got a call from mom last night and she told me things are difficult with she and my dad. Turns out Dad and the Obese Neighbor have been using Mom's underwear and baking equipment for recreational activities and not cleaning them properly. She says she is back up to two packs a day and our parish priest just tells her this is all part of God's plan.

Now Im off to my per-algebra class but only after I finish my wheat grass and tofu muffin with fair trade honey and organic spearmint cleanse tea...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 04, 2020 10:08AM

Good morning. It’s a tough one here, as the midwives are wearing oxygen masks. Looks like the bubonic plague or Coronavirus from slant eyes could be an issue. They have taken my blood pressure, vitals, as I sit on the groan throne waiting for dilation. These big ones really hurt. I can feel this sliding through my innards, and razors may be in this cinder block. This is a non stop repeat cycle, and I’m grateful to the midwives, but wish they could make this bathroom look less like an Ebola virus camp in a third world shithole.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Your Babies Are Shit Onion ()
Date: February 04, 2020 11:54AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Good morning. It’s a tough one here, as the
> midwives are wearing oxygen masks. Looks like the
> bubonic plague or Coronavirus from slant eyes
> could be an issue. They have taken my blood
> pressure, vitals, as I sit on the groan throne
> waiting for dilation. These big ones really hurt.
> I can feel this sliding through my innards, and
> razors may be in this cinder block. This is a non
> stop repeat cycle, and I’m grateful to the
> midwives, but wish they could make this bathroom
> look less like an Ebola virus camp in a third
> world shithole.

'giving birth' to your feces again? Midwives in your bathroom again? Why not just say you are taking a shit like a normal person would? Why the disgusting, unnatural shit-baby fantasies. What is wrong with you?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 04, 2020 01:23PM

Your Babies Are Shit Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good morning. It’s a tough one here, as the
> > midwives are wearing oxygen masks. Looks like
> the
> > bubonic plague or Coronavirus from slant eyes
> > could be an issue. They have taken my blood
> > pressure, vitals, as I sit on the groan throne
> > waiting for dilation. These big ones really
> hurt.
> > I can feel this sliding through my innards, and
> > razors may be in this cinder block. This is a
> non
> > stop repeat cycle, and I’m grateful to the
> > midwives, but wish they could make this
> bathroom
> > look less like an Ebola virus camp in a third
> > world shithole.
>
> 'giving birth' to your feces again? Midwives in
> your bathroom again? Why not just say you are
> taking a shit like a normal person would? Why the
> disgusting, unnatural shit-baby fantasies. What
> is wrong with you?


No the question is what’s wrong about you? One day when you’re old, you’ll remember the taunting and this mocking. Unlike third world garbage, I pay for my midwives out of my wallet, and not the Latino defense fund aka welfare. You’re lucky you don’t have cinder blocks or mid sized SUVs but the day you will you’ll be more sympathetic. Now you’re an asshole. Mow my grass.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown onion innocent victim ()
Date: February 04, 2020 01:33PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Your Babies Are Shit Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Good morning. It’s a tough one here, as the
> > > midwives are wearing oxygen masks. Looks like
> > the
> > > bubonic plague or Coronavirus from slant eyes
> > > could be an issue. They have taken my blood
> > > pressure, vitals, as I sit on the groan
> throne
> > > waiting for dilation. These big ones really
> > hurt.
> > > I can feel this sliding through my innards,
> and
> > > razors may be in this cinder block. This is a
> > non
> > > stop repeat cycle, and I’m grateful to the
> > > midwives, but wish they could make this
> > bathroom
> > > look less like an Ebola virus camp in a third
> > > world shithole.
> >
> > 'giving birth' to your feces again? Midwives
> in
> > your bathroom again? Why not just say you are
> > taking a shit like a normal person would? Why
> the
> > disgusting, unnatural shit-baby fantasies.
> What
> > is wrong with you?
>
>
> No the question is what’s wrong about you? One
> day when you’re old, you’ll remember the
> taunting and this mocking. Unlike third world
> garbage, I pay for my midwives out of my wallet,
> and not the Latino defense fund aka welfare.
> You’re lucky you don’t have cinder blocks or
> mid sized SUVs but the day you will you’ll be
> more sympathetic. Now you’re an asshole. Mow my
> grass.

I have people in my life who love me enough to tell me the truth. I don't think I am going to outlive them all.

You type absurd disgusting things. You talk about bowel movements as if they are your children. Look at your side of the street and realize maybe it time for a loving soul to take the keyboard away from you so you quit spreading your senility.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 04, 2020 02:51PM

Brown onion innocent victim Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Your Babies Are Shit Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Good morning. It’s a tough one here, as
> the
> > > > midwives are wearing oxygen masks. Looks
> like
> > > the
> > > > bubonic plague or Coronavirus from slant
> eyes
> > > > could be an issue. They have taken my blood
> > > > pressure, vitals, as I sit on the groan
> > throne
> > > > waiting for dilation. These big ones really
> > > hurt.
> > > > I can feel this sliding through my innards,
> > and
> > > > razors may be in this cinder block. This is
> a
> > > non
> > > > stop repeat cycle, and I’m grateful to
> the
> > > > midwives, but wish they could make this
> > > bathroom
> > > > look less like an Ebola virus camp in a
> third
> > > > world shithole.
> > >
> > > 'giving birth' to your feces again? Midwives
> > in
> > > your bathroom again? Why not just say you
> are
> > > taking a shit like a normal person would?
> Why
> > the
> > > disgusting, unnatural shit-baby fantasies.
> > What
> > > is wrong with you?
> >
> >
> > No the question is what’s wrong about you?
> One
> > day when you’re old, you’ll remember the
> > taunting and this mocking. Unlike third world
> > garbage, I pay for my midwives out of my
> wallet,
> > and not the Latino defense fund aka welfare.
> > You’re lucky you don’t have cinder blocks
> or
> > mid sized SUVs but the day you will you’ll be
> > more sympathetic. Now you’re an asshole. Mow
> my
> > grass.
>
> I have people in my life who love me enough to
> tell me the truth. I don't think I am going to
> outlive them all.
>
> You type absurd disgusting things. You talk about
> bowel movements as if they are your children. Look
> at your side of the street and realize maybe it
> time for a loving soul to take the keyboard away
> from you so you quit spreading your senility.

From my side of the fence, you post disgusting things. BO hasn’t been the same since his wife’s passing, but other than his bowel woes, you’re probably stuck with him for several years. His family has a long life expectancy. Why don’t you just allow him and us to express ourselves in peace? Let go. Please. While it’s your right to constantly complain, better to move on to more important things than obsessing/letting them eat you up.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage.. ()
Date: February 04, 2020 03:47PM

Brown onion innocent victim Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Your Babies Are Shit Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Good morning. It’s a tough one here, as
> the
> > > > midwives are wearing oxygen masks. Looks
> like
> > > the
> > > > bubonic plague or Coronavirus from slant
> eyes
> > > > could be an issue. They have taken my blood
> > > > pressure, vitals, as I sit on the groan
> > throne
> > > > waiting for dilation. These big ones really
> > > hurt.
> > > > I can feel this sliding through my innards,
> > and
> > > > razors may be in this cinder block. This is
> a
> > > non
> > > > stop repeat cycle, and I’m grateful to
> the
> > > > midwives, but wish they could make this
> > > bathroom
> > > > look less like an Ebola virus camp in a
> third
> > > > world shithole.
> > >
> > > 'giving birth' to your feces again? Midwives
> > in
> > > your bathroom again? Why not just say you
> are
> > > taking a shit like a normal person would?
> Why
> > the
> > > disgusting, unnatural shit-baby fantasies.
> > What
> > > is wrong with you?
> >
> >
> > No the question is what’s wrong about you?
> One
> > day when you’re old, you’ll remember the
> > taunting and this mocking. Unlike third world
> > garbage, I pay for my midwives out of my
> wallet,
> > and not the Latino defense fund aka welfare.
> > You’re lucky you don’t have cinder blocks
> or
> > mid sized SUVs but the day you will you’ll be
> > more sympathetic. Now you’re an asshole. Mow
> my
> > grass.
>
> I have people in my life who love me enough to
> tell me the truth. I don't think I am going to
> outlive them all.
>
> You type absurd disgusting things. You talk about
> bowel movements as if they are your children. Look
> at your side of the street and realize maybe it
> time for a loving soul to take the keyboard away
> from you so you quit spreading your senility.

Shut your hole fuckface.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: DumpCartes ()
Date: February 04, 2020 05:14PM

I poop, therefore I am.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: screaming onion ()
Date: February 04, 2020 05:21PM

Hi Im having a infant come out of my ass in the toilet and women are here to hold my balls and spread my cheeks. Oh they are Latino thus criminals and moochers. Having the infant come out of my ass really hurts. I nicknamed my anus a 'starfish.' I really care about digestion and physical health so that is why I say these important things over and over and over.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 04, 2020 05:28PM

screaming onion Wrote:
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> Hi Im having a infant come out of my ass in the
> toilet and women are here to hold my balls and
> spread my cheeks. Oh they are Latino thus
> criminals and moochers. Having the infant come
> out of my ass really hurts. I nicknamed my anus a
> 'starfish.' I really care about digestion and
> physical health so that is why I say these
> important things over and over and over.

Good thoughts to you SO. Don’t forget the leather bite strap and remind the crew to blot your starfish with witch hazel after the horrendous passing. Godspeed.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Turd World ()
Date: February 04, 2020 05:52PM

Any Turkish Toilets available at restaurants in Fairfax. Missing ancestral bathrooms back home in sand land and prefer to squat over a hole.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 04, 2020 05:57PM

If I was more of a man, I would care about Brown Onion's mental deterioration. But honestly, like the rest of the sick fucks here at FFXU, I like laughing at his plight too. My main fear is the negativity directed towards him might scare him away from dumping his shit about dumping his shit.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bernie Sanders ()
Date: February 04, 2020 06:05PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> If I was more of a man, I would care about Brown
> Onion's mental deterioration. But honestly, like
> the rest of the sick fucks here at FFXU, I like
> laughing at his plight too. My main fear is the
> negativity directed towards him might scare him
> away from dumping his shit about dumping his shit.


Nobody cares. You should go fuck yourself.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: February 04, 2020 06:07PM

I just swallowed a huge load Tyrone’s horsecock chowder. That was right after he reamed my starfish.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Pretty, Pretty? ()
Date: February 04, 2020 07:00PM

yummmmmmmm
Attachments:
pppppppppp.gif

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 04, 2020 08:42PM

Fuck you. You are a sick demented fuck. Brown Onion and his friends don't post shit images. You do. Remember who has the problem. Its not BO and company.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 04, 2020 09:48PM

To the individual who’s so upset that you’re obsessed about us, our problems, would it help you get IBS? I’m not sure it’s possible, but maybe if you walked in our shoes you’d be more understanding. At your age I’d be getting laid. Instead you’re fighting a bunch of older guys online with shit imagery.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: It isn't Rocket Science ()
Date: February 04, 2020 11:23PM

Here is a spiritual maxim.

"Never discuss your poop with people to interested in your poop."

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 04, 2020 11:37PM

Hey Miscavage,

Lets get together soon and eat each other’s shit. Can’t wait!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: With Feces-Child Onion ()
Date: February 05, 2020 09:02AM

Once again I am about to give birth to a human infant from my rear end because my colon is really a feces-uterus and my anus is a 'starfish' vagina that is too small for the size of the infants that come out of it and are brown cinderblocks too. I have immigrant women from South and Central America here in my bathroom to help me deliver my feces-infant from my starfish to the toilet bowel. These women are 'no-speaks' and steal from me. Giving birth to feces-babies hurts very much so I scratch the grout in the tile work in my bathroom because it hurts so much. I like to mention all this because its important to discuss this topic so that others who think they are giving birth to feces-babies can feel better and not alone.

The pictures of the woman delivering a feces-rope-baby are instructive of how smooth pretend feces childbirth should go. Also naughtydelicious

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Reality Bro ()
Date: February 05, 2020 10:13AM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Life here at Phillip Blithestone Preparatory
> College is just fine. There are plenty of healthy
> organic food choices and I am studying to learn
> where countries like Germany and New Zealand are
> on the map. I got a call from mom last night and
> she told me things are difficult with she and my
> dad. Turns out Dad and the Obese Neighbor have
> been using Mom's underwear and baking equipment
> for recreational activities and not cleaning them
> properly. She says she is back up to two packs a
> day and our parish priest just tells her this is
> all part of God's plan.
>
> Now Im off to my per-algebra class but only after
> I finish my wheat grass and tofu muffin with fair
> trade honey and organic spearmint cleanse tea...


Spring you sound like a real faggot - how are your bowels?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 05, 2020 12:13PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hey Miscavage,
>
> Lets get together soon and eat each other’s
> shit. Can’t wait!


Dumb ass pollock.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: The Real Supporter ()
Date: February 05, 2020 02:16PM

As a woman stop acting out/lashing out on each other. Let and let live as all of us have problems and name calling doesn’t help.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 05, 2020 02:36PM

The Real Supporter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> As a woman stop acting out/lashing out on each
> other. Let and let live as all of us have problems
> and name calling doesn’t help.

I hope people here will hear you out. For whatever reason one guy is extremely angry and obsessed over Brown Onion. Sad!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 05, 2020 03:14PM

The cold sausage finger doctor visit was a nightmare. I go for help and instead it’s being sodomized for truffles, and blood work for whatever reason. The prescriptions don’t help, at best they are a placebo. For him to talk with me looking away in the window, and smoking a cigarette is disrespectful. His nurse from Haiti probably is another illegal, and her broken English and medical training isn’t worth a dime. I’m out $40 with a sore rear end and nothing to show for it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: February 05, 2020 03:33PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The cold sausage finger doctor visit was a
> nightmare. I go for help and instead it’s being
> sodomized for truffles, and blood work for
> whatever reason. The prescriptions don’t help,
> at best they are a placebo. For him to talk with
> me looking away in the window, and smoking a
> cigarette is disrespectful. His nurse from Haiti
> probably is another illegal, and her broken
> English and medical training isn’t worth a dime.
> I’m out $40 with a sore rear end and nothing to
> show for it.


Calling complete bullshit!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Corn Holder ()
Date: February 05, 2020 05:23PM

Asking the experts. Husband and I ingest corn via the cobb and can in our diet. How come it passes through so quickly and appears to be undigested? Is like pooping marbles and satisfying but- Is it good to keep whole corn in our
Keto diet? Btw, popped popcorn at the theatre always clogs.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Diaper Dan ()
Date: February 05, 2020 05:26PM

Whenever I shit in my adult diapers, I think of how fortunate my babies are to be diapered instantly after birth.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Lame onion ()
Date: February 05, 2020 06:22PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The cold sausage finger doctor visit was a
> nightmare. I go for help and instead it’s being
> sodomized for truffles, and blood work for
> whatever reason. The prescriptions don’t help,
> at best they are a placebo. For him to talk with
> me looking away in the window, and smoking a
> cigarette is disrespectful. His nurse from Haiti
> probably is another illegal, and her broken
> English and medical training isn’t worth a dime.
> I’m out $40 with a sore rear end and nothing to
> show for it.

Nothing you write is even close to amusing or funny like you think. Please just quit trolling and leave humor to the experts.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Carolina Woodz ()
Date: February 05, 2020 06:53PM

Pretty, Pretty? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> yummmmmmmm

Eustis an me like watching women pooping. We like oriental women to an’s not the creepy stuff.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: starfish vagina Onion ()
Date: February 05, 2020 07:01PM

With Feces-Child Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Once again I am about to give birth to a human
> infant from my rear end because my colon is really
> a feces-uterus and my anus is a 'starfish' vagina
> that is too small for the size of the infants that
> come out of it and are brown cinderblocks too. I
> have immigrant women from South and Central
> America here in my bathroom to help me deliver my
> feces-infant from my starfish to the toilet bowel.
> These women are 'no-speaks' and steal from me.
> Giving birth to feces-babies hurts very much so I
> scratch the grout in the tile work in my bathroom
> because it hurts so much. I like to mention all
> this because its important to discuss this topic
> so that others who think they are giving birth to
> feces-babies can feel better and not alone.
>
> The pictures of the woman delivering a
> feces-rope-baby are instructive of how smooth
> pretend feces childbirth should go. Also
> naughtydelicious

BiB you are not alone - lots of us think our feces are babies that we deliver out of our starfishvagina. Thanks for sharing!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 05, 2020 08:31PM

A lot of negativity. Also just cleared some out of my colon. Getting the Mormon underwear was hard enough, but Mitt Romneys head is huge. My starfish is hurting, but our wonderful president is going to disembowel his dreams of political chances.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion Pretends Shit=babies ()
Date: February 05, 2020 08:54PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A lot of negativity. Also just cleared some out
> of my colon. Getting the Mormon underwear was hard
> enough, but Mitt Romneys head is huge. My
> starfish is hurting, but our wonderful president
> is going to disembowel his dreams of political
> chances.

No surprise someone pretending to give birth to their bowel movements is a big Trump supporter. Id try and explain that what Sen Romney did was because of his belief in God, his oath and the Constitution but Im sure it would be lost on a senile idiot such as your self. Why not just stick with your racist scat fantasies and skip the politics?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: February 05, 2020 09:00PM

If he and others would visit a board certified gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write ups and problems would go away. It’s so good to have added emeritus to my title.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 05, 2020 09:18PM

Retired GI Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> If he and others would visit a board certified
> gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write ups
> and problems would go away. It’s so good to have
> added emeritus to my title.


You prove my point. Look at the ego.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 06, 2020 12:23AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Retired GI Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If he and others would visit a board certified
> > gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write ups
> > and problems would go away. It’s so good to
> have
> > added emeritus to my title.
>
>
> You prove my point. Look at the ego.

And you know a thing or two about egos.
Attachments:
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 06, 2020 06:03AM

Made it to work yesterday. Hoping to today.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: February 06, 2020 06:24AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Retired GI Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If he and others would visit a board certified
> > gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write ups
> > and problems would go away. It’s so good to
> have
> > added emeritus to my title.
>
>
> You prove my point. Look at the ego.

Many of us don’t have healthcare, you would think he would’ve thought about that.
If he would offer some FFU posters with ass problems some free help, then maybe some of these bowels posts would slow down.

GI, would you like to come out if retirement and look at FFU posters assholes?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 07:56AM

Have a bunch of quizes today at Willard Fenwick Preparatory College but Im ready! I had a midnight bowel cleanse and woke up at 4am to sit on the toilet with a stack of study cards I made over the last week. Im most worried about my pre-physics class, I always confuse F=MA with 'FEMA' and the 'Law of Conservatives' - we are not a religious institution but my science teachers all start class with the Lord's Prayer and a disclaimer about the age of the Universe being 5,000 years.

Mom said dad ended up at the Veterinarian Emergency Room regarding 'entrapment of small mammal in body cavity' whatever that means - dad was pretty regular about brushing and flossing so not sure how he got a cavity, maybe too many sweets...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Retired Gi ()
Date: February 06, 2020 09:07AM

Swollen colon Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Retired GI Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If he and others would visit a board
> certified
> > > gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write
> ups
> > > and problems would go away. It’s so good to
> > have
> > > added emeritus to my title.
> >
> >
> > You prove my point. Look at the ego.
>
> Many of us don’t have healthcare, you would
> think he would’ve thought about that.
> If he would offer some FFU posters with ass
> problems some free help, then maybe some of these
> bowels posts would slow down.
>
> GI, would you like to come out if retirement and
> look at FFU posters assholes?


After your and others use of coarse language and other immature behaviors, why on earth should I?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: g99em ()
Date: February 06, 2020 09:16AM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Have a bunch of quizes today at Willard Fenwick
> Preparatory College but Im ready! I had a
> midnight bowel cleanse and woke up at 4am to sit
> on the toilet with a stack of study cards I made
> over the last week. Im most worried about my
> pre-physics class, I always confuse F=MA with
> 'FEMA' and the 'Law of Conservatives' - we are not
> a religious institution but my science teachers
> all start class with the Lord's Prayer and a
> disclaimer about the age of the Universe being
> 5,000 years.
>
> Mom said dad ended up at the Veterinarian
> Emergency Room regarding 'entrapment of small
> mammal in body cavity'
whatever that means -
> dad was pretty regular about brushing and flossing
> so not sure how he got a cavity, maybe too many
> sweets...

Jesus kid you are an idiot. Are you one of Brown Onion's turd-babies?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 11:22AM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Have a bunch of quizes today at Willard Fenwick
> Preparatory College but Im ready! I had a
> midnight bowel cleanse and woke up at 4am to sit
> on the toilet with a stack of study cards I made
> over the last week. Im most worried about my
> pre-physics class, I always confuse F=MA with
> 'FEMA' and the 'Law of Conservatives' - we are not
> a religious institution but my science teachers
> all start class with the Lord's Prayer and a
> disclaimer about the age of the Universe being
> 5,000 years.
>
> Mom said dad ended up at the Veterinarian
> Emergency Room regarding 'entrapment of small
> mammal in body cavity'
whatever that means -
> dad was pretty regular about brushing and flossing
> so not sure how he got a cavity, maybe too many
> sweets...


Stop imitating a well respected young man.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 11:23AM

Swollen colon Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Retired GI Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If he and others would visit a board
> certified
> > > gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write
> ups
> > > and problems would go away. It’s so good to
> > have
> > > added emeritus to my title.
> >
> >
> > You prove my point. Look at the ego.
>
> Many of us don’t have healthcare, you would
> think he would’ve thought about that.
> If he would offer some FFU posters with ass
> problems some free help, then maybe some of these
> bowels posts would slow down.
>
> GI, would you like to come out if retirement and
> look at FFU posters assholes?

Agreed. Now do at least some here see my points about these “doctors “ being the worst?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 06, 2020 01:41PM

Backed up for days and did digit-manipulation with Fleets to extract the boulders. Had to scrub hands and left index finger 3 times! Celebrating w/ Jersey Mike's Giant #7 (Mike's Way) and some red grapes on the side. Swollen
balloon knot still spotting but confident I got this BiBs. Gotta go, mom's pounding on the basement door again!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO Fan ()
Date: February 06, 2020 01:58PM

I’ve enjoyed this thread today. BO is funny! Have been ill with the flu and needed a laugh. Keep posting!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: February 06, 2020 02:27PM

BO Fan Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I’ve enjoyed this thread today. BO is funny!
> Have been ill with the flu and needed a laugh.
> Keep posting!


You’re stupid

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Tess Teakles ()
Date: February 06, 2020 02:38PM

Cracked-a-rat in line at Royal Farms this morning. The worst brown wind imaginable. Unbecoming a lady and infinitely embarrassed. Paid for the Snickers and turned to witness a small child crying with her mom waving a hand about her face. Couldn't help it and so sorry. Said 2 Hail Mary's and 1 Our Father pulling away in our Jetta. Hoping security cameras weren't working and no record to show up on Ridiculousness TV.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 02:52PM

The obese neighbor is putting body lotion on dads chest. He says he’s trying to help him. I wish he’d cook more healthy foods, and maybe go back to his own house at least for a few nights here and there. Mom has a new boyfriend. He’s a nice guy he plays switch games with me. Grandma is out delivering jenkum and the obese neighbor is firing up the grill again.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: who didn't see this one? ()
Date: February 06, 2020 02:55PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Swollen colon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Retired GI Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > If he and others would visit a board
> > certified
> > > > gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write
> > ups
> > > > and problems would go away. It’s so good
> to
> > > have
> > > > added emeritus to my title.
> > >
> > >
> > > You prove my point. Look at the ego.
> >
> > Many of us don’t have healthcare, you would
> > think he would’ve thought about that.
> > If he would offer some FFU posters with ass
> > problems some free help, then maybe some of
> these
> > bowels posts would slow down.
> >
> > GI, would you like to come out if retirement
> and
> > look at FFU posters assholes?
>
> Agreed. Now do at least some here see my points
> about these “doctors “ being the worst?

BO hates doctors since they question the crap he eats.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO Fan ()
Date: February 06, 2020 03:04PM

Tess Teakles Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Cracked-a-rat in line at Royal Farms this morning.
> The worst brown wind imaginable. Unbecoming a
> lady and infinitely embarrassed. Paid for the
> Snickers and turned to witness a small child
> crying with her mom waving a hand about her face.
> Couldn't help it and so sorry. Said 2 Hail Mary's
> and 1 Our Father pulling away in our Jetta.
> Hoping security cameras weren't working and no
> record to show up on Ridiculousness TV.

LMFAO! for the (brown wind) reference. That dense fog hits all of us occasionally and sorry it happened to you in a public place amongst children.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: I think I might know her ()
Date: February 06, 2020 03:20PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The obese neighbor is putting body lotion on dads
> chest. He says he’s trying to help him. I wish
> he’d cook more healthy foods, and maybe go back
> to his own house at least for a few nights here
> and there. Mom has a new boyfriend. He’s a nice
> guy he plays switch games with me. Grandma is out
> delivering jenkum and the obese neighbor is firing
> up the grill again.


My sister buys her jenkum from an older lady. Does your grandma have a client named Starla who puts on afterschool shows for the neighborhood boys? She is in an "ear of corn" phase right now. She auctions off the corn at the end of the show for some extra bucks. Yam jamming was her thing for a while, but she gets more for the corn.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mentor BiB ()
Date: February 06, 2020 03:47PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Have a bunch of quizes today at Willard Fenwick
> Preparatory College but Im ready! I had a
> midnight bowel cleanse and woke up at 4am to sit
> on the toilet with a stack of study cards I made
> over the last week. Im most worried about my
> pre-physics class, I always confuse F=MA with
> 'FEMA' and the 'Law of Conservatives' - we are not
> a religious institution but my science teachers
> all start class with the Lord's Prayer and a
> disclaimer about the age of the Universe being
> 5,000 years.
>
> Mom said dad ended up at the Veterinarian
> Emergency Room regarding 'entrapment of small
> mammal in body cavity'
whatever that means -
> dad was pretty regular about brushing and flossing
> so not sure how he got a cavity, maybe too many
> sweets...


Spring you are an inspiration for today's youth and even some of older folks. Dont sweat the small stuff you got this. Also there is no 'law of conservatives' and FEMA is an acronym for a government organization not a formula.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 06, 2020 04:33PM

who didn't see this one? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Swollen colon Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Retired GI Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > If he and others would visit a board
> > > certified
> > > > > gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse
> write
> > > ups
> > > > > and problems would go away. It’s so
> good
> > to
> > > > have
> > > > > added emeritus to my title.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You prove my point. Look at the ego.
> > >
> > > Many of us don’t have healthcare, you would
> > > think he would’ve thought about that.
> > > If he would offer some FFU posters with ass
> > > problems some free help, then maybe some of
> > these
> > > bowels posts would slow down.
> > >
> > > GI, would you like to come out if retirement
> > and
> > > look at FFU posters assholes?
> >
> > Agreed. Now do at least some here see my points
> > about these “doctors “ being the worst?
>
> BO hates doctors since they question the crap he
> eats.

Brown eats quite healthy. Obviously I don’t live with him, but usually he’s got fruits and vegetables around. I think he’s been pretty clear about why he doesn’t like his doctors. I’ve yet to find a GI who’s been competent and or kind.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 04:51PM

I left work a little early today and ran through the McDonalds drive thru. The 2 for 5 deal on quarter pounders is over. Four quarter pounders cost me over 20 dollars. Oh well, they will make for a tasty dinner. I will wash them down with a six pack of budweiser tall boys.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: February 06, 2020 05:31PM

To those who want to complain, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make them drink. For years it was an honor to help my patients. Due to their trust in my education and research, my medical practice flourished, and any animosity here is by a few sour apples who just won’t listen to professional advice. This being years of medical school and experience in treatments and prescriptions.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Alls ()
Date: February 06, 2020 05:36PM

Retired GI Wrote:
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> To those who want to complain, you can lead a
> horse to water, but you can’t make them drink.
> For years it was an honor to help my patients. Due
> to their trust in my education and research, my
> medical practice flourished, and any animosity
> here is by a few sour apples who just won’t
> listen to professional advice. This being years of
> medical school and experience in treatments and
> prescriptions.


Help us, heal us, we trust you with our asses.
But like a safe place for liberals...these threads are our comfort, from people with real ass issues

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage.. ()
Date: February 06, 2020 05:38PM

I sucked 5 black cocks today as they all stood around me in a circle, waiting their turns. I love black cock.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Chiefs Fan ()
Date: February 06, 2020 05:40PM

Retired GI Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> To those who want to complain, you can lead a
> horse to water, but you can’t make them drink.
> For years it was an honor to help my patients. Due
> to their trust in my education and research, my
> medical practice flourished, and any animosity
> here is by a few sour apples who just won’t
> listen to professional advice. This being years of
> medical school and experience in treatments and
> prescriptions.

Ever pooped in a coffee can and cooked it over a camp fire?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: brown oniion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 05:51PM

Chiefs Fan Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Retired GI Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To those who want to complain, you can lead a
> > horse to water, but you can’t make them
> drink.
> > For years it was an honor to help my patients.
> Due
> > to their trust in my education and research, my
> > medical practice flourished, and any animosity
> > here is by a few sour apples who just won’t
> > listen to professional advice. This being years
> of
> > medical school and experience in treatments and
> > prescriptions.
>
> Ever pooped in a coffee can and cooked it over a
> camp fire?


Just once, We forgot our Jenkum on a camping trip once and we thought that would be a sufficient substitute.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: wdbh ()
Date: February 06, 2020 06:13PM

brown oniion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Chiefs Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Retired GI Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > To those who want to complain, you can lead a
> > > horse to water, but you can’t make them
> > drink.
> > > For years it was an honor to help my
> patients.
> > Due
> > > to their trust in my education and research,
> my
> > > medical practice flourished, and any
> animosity
> > > here is by a few sour apples who just won’t
> > > listen to professional advice. This being
> years
> > of
> > > medical school and experience in treatments
> and
> > > prescriptions.
> >
> > Ever pooped in a coffee can and cooked it over
> a
> > camp fire?
>
>
> Just once, We forgot our Jenkum on a camping trip
> once and we thought that would be a sufficient
> substitute.

drup a duce straight in the coals - aroma sublime

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 06, 2020 06:13PM

I had a good day today. No accidents, back from work. I am thankful. Days like this aren’t always. Hope all are ok.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 06, 2020 06:27PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I had a good day today. No accidents, back from
> work. I am thankful. Days like this aren’t
> always. Hope all are ok.


Does anyone else ever go down to their local dog park and raid the poop cans for ingredients to make Jenkum? It is really worthwhile.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 07:19PM

Look at the ego the snide remarks of this “doctor.” More later but have to unleash some odd shaped anchor with these supposed great medicines and other lies.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: February 06, 2020 07:36PM

We have tranny bathrooms, but why don’t we have bathrooms for the people who suffer with ass problems, it makes much more sense..we need these bathrooms at sporting events, concerts...malls...
You know what it’s like to be at a concert, and ur about to vomit out ur ass, with 20 people on line..

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