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Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 21, 2020 12:37PM

To the obviously miserable child like idiot who blocks our freedom of speech, with who knows how much anger and hours wasted, I’d like to thank you. You’re proving not just my point. Others as well. Mentioning our health problems has caused you to become mentally unhinged, and feel free to waste your time with blocking our threads. I got a message from one of our brothers in bowel, and back up again with a new thread. You’ll have to just keep wasting your time, since I’m retired and have a computer near the groan throne.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Angry is he with shitty shits ()
Date: January 21, 2020 12:45PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> To the obviously miserable child like idiot who
> blocks our freedom of speech, with who knows how
> much anger and hours wasted, I’d like to thank
> you. You’re proving not just my point. Others as
> well. Mentioning our health problems has caused
> you to become mentally unhinged, and feel free to
> waste your time with blocking our threads. I got a
> message from one of our brothers in bowel, and
> back up again with a new thread. You’ll have to
> just keep wasting your time, since I’m retired
> and have a computer near the groan throne.

How mentally unhinged does one have to be to enjoy discussing his poop habits with others?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 21, 2020 12:49PM

Angry is he with shitty shits Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To the obviously miserable child like idiot who
> > blocks our freedom of speech, with who knows
> how
> > much anger and hours wasted, I’d like to
> thank
> > you. You’re proving not just my point. Others
> as
> > well. Mentioning our health problems has caused
> > you to become mentally unhinged, and feel free
> to
> > waste your time with blocking our threads. I got
> a
> > message from one of our brothers in bowel, and
> > back up again with a new thread. You’ll have
> to
> > just keep wasting your time, since I’m
> retired
> > and have a computer near the groan throne.
>
> How mentally unhinged does one have to be to enjoy
> discussing his poop habits with others?


Well it’s not poop habits, it’s about the pain that each of us feels in our tubing, Colon, and out of what’s left of our starfish. Although us with bowel betrayals are generally older, we welcome all whom are boweltrodden.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Geezer says what? ()
Date: January 21, 2020 12:54PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Angry is he with shitty shits Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > To the obviously miserable child like idiot
> who
> > > blocks our freedom of speech, with who knows
> > how
> > > much anger and hours wasted, I’d like to
> > thank
> > > you. You’re proving not just my point.
> Others
> > as
> > > well. Mentioning our health problems has
> caused
> > > you to become mentally unhinged, and feel
> free
> > to
> > > waste your time with blocking our threads. I
> got
> > a
> > > message from one of our brothers in bowel,
> and
> > > back up again with a new thread. You’ll
> have
> > to
> > > just keep wasting your time, since I’m
> > retired
> > > and have a computer near the groan throne.
> >
> > How mentally unhinged does one have to be to
> enjoy
> > discussing his poop habits with others?
>
>
> Well it’s not poop habits, it’s about the pain
> that each of us feels in our tubing, Colon, and
> out of what’s left of our starfish. Although us
> with bowel betrayals are generally older, we
> welcome all whom are boweltrodden.


Keeping a computer near the toilet is a 'poop habit'

Have you thought of laying down newspaper so you wouldn't have to spend your life in the bathroom?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 21, 2020 01:01PM

Geezer says what? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Angry is he with shitty shits Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > To the obviously miserable child like idiot
> > who
> > > > blocks our freedom of speech, with who
> knows
> > > how
> > > > much anger and hours wasted, I’d like to
> > > thank
> > > > you. You’re proving not just my point.
> > Others
> > > as
> > > > well. Mentioning our health problems has
> > caused
> > > > you to become mentally unhinged, and feel
> > free
> > > to
> > > > waste your time with blocking our threads.
> I
> > got
> > > a
> > > > message from one of our brothers in bowel,
> > and
> > > > back up again with a new thread. You’ll
> > have
> > > to
> > > > just keep wasting your time, since I’m
> > > retired
> > > > and have a computer near the groan throne.
> > >
> > > How mentally unhinged does one have to be to
> > enjoy
> > > discussing his poop habits with others?
> >
> >
> > Well it’s not poop habits, it’s about the
> pain
> > that each of us feels in our tubing, Colon, and
> > out of what’s left of our starfish. Although
> us
> > with bowel betrayals are generally older, we
> > welcome all whom are boweltrodden.
>
>
> Keeping a computer near the toilet is a 'poop
> habit'
>
> Have you thought of laying down newspaper so you
> wouldn't have to spend your life in the bathroom?

Why are you being so tough on BO? He’s fought for our nation, and I’ve had the honor of meeting him. My IBS is different than his. It has affected me personally and professionally. Please. All I can say is no one here is causing you pain. Those of us with IBS suffer as it is with our digestive issues. Be kind.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Strawberry jubilee ()
Date: January 21, 2020 01:08PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Geezer says what? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Angry is he with shitty shits Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > To the obviously miserable child like
> idiot
> > > who
> > > > > blocks our freedom of speech, with who
> > knows
> > > > how
> > > > > much anger and hours wasted, I’d like
> to
> > > > thank
> > > > > you. You’re proving not just my point.
> > > Others
> > > > as
> > > > > well. Mentioning our health problems has
> > > caused
> > > > > you to become mentally unhinged, and feel
> > > free
> > > > to
> > > > > waste your time with blocking our
> threads.
> > I
> > > got
> > > > a
> > > > > message from one of our brothers in
> bowel,
> > > and
> > > > > back up again with a new thread. You’ll
> > > have
> > > > to
> > > > > just keep wasting your time, since I’m
> > > > retired
> > > > > and have a computer near the groan
> throne.
> > > >
> > > > How mentally unhinged does one have to be
> to
> > > enjoy
> > > > discussing his poop habits with others?
> > >
> > >
> > > Well it’s not poop habits, it’s about the
> > pain
> > > that each of us feels in our tubing, Colon,
> and
> > > out of what’s left of our starfish.
> Although
> > us
> > > with bowel betrayals are generally older, we
> > > welcome all whom are boweltrodden.
> >
> >
> > Keeping a computer near the toilet is a 'poop
> > habit'
> >
> > Have you thought of laying down newspaper so
> you
> > wouldn't have to spend your life in the
> bathroom?
>
> Why are you being so tough on BO? He’s fought
> for our nation, and I’ve had the honor of
> meeting him. My IBS is different than his. It has
> affected me personally and professionally. Please.
> All I can say is no one here is causing you pain.
> Those of us with IBS suffer as it is with our
> digestive issues. Be kind.

I hate when I look in the toilet and see strawberry jubilee

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: To the victor... ()
Date: January 21, 2020 01:13PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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>
> Why are you being so tough on BO? He’s fought
> for our nation, and I’ve had the honor of
> meeting him. My IBS is different than his. It has
> affected me personally and professionally. Please.
> All I can say is no one here is causing you pain.
> Those of us with IBS suffer as it is with our
> digestive issues. Be kind.

Why is anyone expecting reverence from FFSU?

https://www.ibsgroup.org

might be a better place than getting angry here.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 21, 2020 01:14PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are grilling burgers in their underwear outside. It’s cold and I worry that this temperature and their eating habits aren’t good. Grandma is fixing me a salad, while mom drinks wine and cries non stop.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 21, 2020 02:00PM

To the victor... Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Why are you being so tough on BO? He’s fought
> > for our nation, and I’ve had the honor of
> > meeting him. My IBS is different than his. It
> has
> > affected me personally and professionally.
> Please.
> > All I can say is no one here is causing you
> pain.
> > Those of us with IBS suffer as it is with our
> > digestive issues. Be kind.
>
> Why is anyone expecting reverence from FFSU?
>
> https://www.ibsgroup.org
>
> might be a better place than getting angry here.


Been there done that. It’s obvious you’re concerned about making us disappear. So please enlighten us on how great your bowels are. You’re welcome Underwear. It’s an honor and I think we may have a church interested in a round table discussion. I’ll call you later tonight, but have Bristol stool guide stickers and pamphlets about IBS.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Freedom of Speech...BITCHES ()
Date: January 21, 2020 02:41PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> To the victor... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > > Why are you being so tough on BO? He’s
> fought
> > > for our nation, and I’ve had the honor of
> > > meeting him. My IBS is different than his. It
> > has
> > > affected me personally and professionally.
> > Please.
> > > All I can say is no one here is causing you
> > pain.
> > > Those of us with IBS suffer as it is with our
> > > digestive issues. Be kind.
> >
> > Why is anyone expecting reverence from FFSU?
> >
> > https://www.ibsgroup.org
> >
> > might be a better place than getting angry
> here.
>
>
> Been there done that. It’s obvious you’re
> concerned about making us disappear. So please
> enlighten us on how great your bowels are.
> You’re welcome Underwear. It’s an honor and I
> think we may have a church interested in a round
> table discussion. I’ll call you later tonight,
> but have Bristol stool guide stickers and
> pamphlets about IBS.


I'm not going to add anything to feed your prurient predilections. All who frequent FFXU has to accept what they get here and FFXU. You included.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 21, 2020 03:08PM

Healthy defecation should be a simple biological right. Unfortunately, it's not. This thread is preserved by many suffering from ailments that include IBS which prevents good health. Continuing to salute the Brothers in Bowels(BiBs) for ongoing efforts of Brown Onion, et al, to educate. It's all fun and games until YOU can't pass a painful bowel obstruction that might require an embarrassing ER visit.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 22, 2020 09:23AM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Healthy defecation should be a simple biological
> right. Unfortunately, it's not. This thread is
> preserved by many suffering from ailments that
> include IBS which prevents good health.
> Continuing to salute the Brothers in Bowels(BiBs)
> for ongoing efforts of Brown Onion, et al, to
> educate. It's all fun and games until YOU can't
> pass a painful bowel obstruction that might
> require an embarrassing ER visit.


All have these problems from time to time.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Uriah Naldo ()
Date: January 22, 2020 12:30PM

This may seem weird but it works. Have any of my fellow IBS sufferers tried drinking their own urine? Just about the amount the doctor needs for a urine sample. The best results are with the urine that accompanies a particularly violent fecal episode. For whatever reason, it soothes from my throat all the down my entire GI tract.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Strawberry Jubilee ()
Date: January 22, 2020 12:35PM

Angry is he with shitty shits Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To the obviously miserable child like idiot who
> > blocks our freedom of speech, with who knows
> how
> > much anger and hours wasted, I’d like to
> thank
> > you. You’re proving not just my point. Others
> as
> > well. Mentioning our health problems has caused
> > you to become mentally unhinged, and feel free
> to
> > waste your time with blocking our threads. I got
> a
> > message from one of our brothers in bowel, and
> > back up again with a new thread. You’ll have
> to
> > just keep wasting your time, since I’m
> retired
> > and have a computer near the groan throne.
>
> How mentally unhinged does one have to be to enjoy
> discussing his poop habits with others?


Pooping isn’t a habit. It can be a fetish to some members, but talking about experiences of ass problems is very informative to all people of FFU

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 22, 2020 01:57PM

What up BiBs! After a boorish client meeting with Fed in DC stopped by The Italian Store in Arlington for a large Milano sub on hard roll. Will devour this delectable offering in a while for din-din followed by some watermelon chunks to smooth the eventual passing. My bowels got this. Big high-five to 5am Guy for hanging in there.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bob Ross bowels guy ()
Date: January 22, 2020 03:24PM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2020 03:30PM

Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad of toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop the bleeding. No midwives are answering their phones. If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing exercises, I’ll pay you in cash although this is going to be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head from my rectum.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Uriah Heep ()
Date: January 22, 2020 03:54PM

Uriah Naldo Wrote:
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> This may seem weird but it works. Have any of my
> fellow IBS sufferers tried drinking their own
> urine? Just about the amount the doctor needs for
> a urine sample. The best results are with the
> urine that accompanies a particularly violent
> fecal episode. For whatever reason, it soothes
> from my throat all the down my entire GI tract.

Third world holistic healing offerings do not work. Only medical science can assist with bowel ailments and we are still awaiting there help.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Torn Fish Sammy ()
Date: January 22, 2020 04:07PM

Uriah Naldo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This may seem weird but it works. Have any of my
> fellow IBS sufferers tried drinking their own
> urine? Just about the amount the doctor needs for
> a urine sample. The best results are with the
> urine that accompanies a particularly violent
> fecal episode. For whatever reason, it soothes
> from my throat all the down my entire GI tract.

Urine extracted from a torn-fish bowel movement can be a soothing elixir. Dabbing a blood/feces mixture from your wounded starfish under your nose and arm pits can help painful rectal spasms as well.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Teacher Bill ()
Date: January 22, 2020 05:40PM

Fucking children and potty 'humor' - idle morons passing the time I suppose.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2020 07:18PM

Uriah Heep Wrote:
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> Uriah Naldo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This may seem weird but it works. Have any of
> my
> > fellow IBS sufferers tried drinking their own
> > urine? Just about the amount the doctor needs
> for
> > a urine sample. The best results are with the
> > urine that accompanies a particularly violent
> > fecal episode. For whatever reason, it soothes
> > from my throat all the down my entire GI tract.
>
> Third world holistic healing offerings do not
> work. Only medical science can assist with bowel
> ailments and we are still awaiting there help.


Anon Dick is back. Modern medicine for IBS is medieval. You don’t have a clue.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Homie don’t play that ()
Date: January 22, 2020 07:44PM

Teacher Bill Wrote:
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> Fucking children and potty 'humor' - idle morons
> passing the time I suppose.


Teacher Bill, thinks potty is humorous, we take this serious.
Just go drink a lot of tequila mix, with sangria with homemade seasoned tacos with jalapeños...a lot of jalapeños. Then you see, we ain’t playin.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Same lame shit... ()
Date: January 22, 2020 07:52PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad of
> toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop the
> bleeding. No midwives are answering their phones.
> If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing exercises,
> I’ll pay you in cash although this is going to
> be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head from
> my rectum.


If your posts were actually humorous or entertaining, perhaps people wouldn’t keep ruining your threads. Clearly you are the only one who thinks your repetative troll posts are funny.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bowels should be a sticky ()
Date: January 22, 2020 08:13PM

Same lame shit... Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad of
> > toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop the
> > bleeding. No midwives are answering their
> phones.
> > If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing
> exercises,
> > I’ll pay you in cash although this is going
> to
> > be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head
> from
> > my rectum.
>
>
> If your posts were actually humorous or
> entertaining, perhaps people wouldn’t keep
> ruining your threads. Clearly you are the only one
> who thinks your repetative troll posts are funny.

60-70% of all FFU posters 30-40yrs old will be back bumping these threads within 10-20 years.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2020 08:17PM

Same lame shit... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad of
> > toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop the
> > bleeding. No midwives are answering their
> phones.
> > If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing
> exercises,
> > I’ll pay you in cash although this is going
> to
> > be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head
> from
> > my rectum.
>
>
> If your posts were actually humorous or
> entertaining, perhaps people wouldn’t keep
> ruining your threads. Clearly you are the only one
> who thinks your repetative troll posts are funny.

This isn’t supposed to be funny. Have you ever bit down on fan belts to suppress screams, or ripped tile grout with your toe nails? Our bowels cause me and countless others pain. You don’t like what we talk about, fine. There are plenty of topics here, no one is forcing you to read or join in on our discussions. Our bowels have betrayed us, and just like you can describe banging your underage girlfriend or riding motorcycles to improve your mojo, we shall discuss our colon.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Show support for ass problematic ()
Date: January 22, 2020 08:27PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Same lame shit... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad
> of
> > > toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop the
> > > bleeding. No midwives are answering their
> > phones.
> > > If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing
> > exercises,
> > > I’ll pay you in cash although this is going
> > to
> > > be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head
> > from
> > > my rectum.
> >
> >
> > If your posts were actually humorous or
> > entertaining, perhaps people wouldn’t keep
> > ruining your threads. Clearly you are the only
> one
> > who thinks your repetative troll posts are
> funny.
>
> This isn’t supposed to be funny. Have you ever
> bit down on fan belts to suppress screams, or
> ripped tile grout with your toe nails? Our bowels
> cause me and countless others pain. You don’t
> like what we talk about, fine. There are plenty of
> topics here, no one is forcing you to read or join
> in on our discussions. Our bowels have betrayed
> us, and just like you can describe banging your
> underage girlfriend or riding motorcycles to
> improve your mojo, we shall discuss our colon.


He never felt my pain...I bet not one u mother fuckers dealt with this shit, I’m with my girl one night, we had a couple drinks and about feeling a bit horny, so I go take my viagra, and 40 minutes later, I’m rock solid, from both sides, my cock and my fucking hemorrhoids...I couldn’t sit for 6 hours...
Getting old ain’t fun

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starting to get active ()
Date: January 22, 2020 08:59PM

What is the best way to keep your bowels good?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Actual IBS sufferer ()
Date: January 22, 2020 09:33PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Same lame shit... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad
> of
> > > toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop the
> > > bleeding. No midwives are answering their
> > phones.
> > > If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing
> > exercises,
> > > I’ll pay you in cash although this is going
> > to
> > > be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head
> > from
> > > my rectum.
> >
> >
> > If your posts were actually humorous or
> > entertaining, perhaps people wouldn’t keep
> > ruining your threads. Clearly you are the only
> one
> > who thinks your repetative troll posts are
> funny.
>
> This isn’t supposed to be funny. Have you ever
> bit down on fan belts to suppress screams, or
> ripped tile grout with your toe nails? Our bowels
> cause me and countless others pain. You don’t
> like what we talk about, fine. There are plenty of
> topics here, no one is forcing you to read or join
> in on our discussions. Our bowels have betrayed
> us, and just like you can describe banging your
> underage girlfriend or riding motorcycles to
> improve your mojo, we shall discuss our colon.


This stupid fuck BO Jr highschool kid doesn’t even know what IBS is but he pretends to make jokes about it all day long. Dumb twat.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2020 09:33PM

Show support for ass problematic Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Same lame shit... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Guess tonight I’ll be sleeping with a wad
> > of
> > > > toilet paper or gauze on my fish to stop
> the
> > > > bleeding. No midwives are answering their
> > > phones.
> > > > If anyone gets knows Lamaze breathing
> > > exercises,
> > > > I’ll pay you in cash although this is
> going
> > > to
> > > > be like squeezing out Adam Schiffs big head
> > > from
> > > > my rectum.
> > >
> > >
> > > If your posts were actually humorous or
> > > entertaining, perhaps people wouldn’t keep
> > > ruining your threads. Clearly you are the
> only
> > one
> > > who thinks your repetative troll posts are
> > funny.
> >
> > This isn’t supposed to be funny. Have you
> ever
> > bit down on fan belts to suppress screams, or
> > ripped tile grout with your toe nails? Our
> bowels
> > cause me and countless others pain. You don’t
> > like what we talk about, fine. There are plenty
> of
> > topics here, no one is forcing you to read or
> join
> > in on our discussions. Our bowels have betrayed
> > us, and just like you can describe banging your
> > underage girlfriend or riding motorcycles to
> > improve your mojo, we shall discuss our colon.
>
>
> He never felt my pain...I bet not one u mother
> fuckers dealt with this shit, I’m with my girl
> one night, we had a couple drinks and about
> feeling a bit horny, so I go take my viagra, and
> 40 minutes later, I’m rock solid, from both
> sides, my cock and my fucking hemorrhoids...I
> couldn’t sit for 6 hours...
> Getting old ain’t fun

Hemoroids are awful. The straining the pain before during and after is a destroyer of all things fun.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 22, 2020 09:34PM

Starting to get active Wrote:
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> What is the best way to keep your bowels good?


Castor oil and a walk usually.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: you old people are gross ()
Date: January 22, 2020 11:08PM

Actual IBS sufferer Wrote:
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>
>
> This stupid fuck BO Jr highschool kid doesn’t
> even know what IBS is but he pretends to make
> jokes about it all day long. Dumb twat.


quit telling us all about your fucking bowels!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Fucking creepy shit ()
Date: January 23, 2020 12:21AM

...
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Loose stool ()
Date: January 23, 2020 12:35AM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: r3gtgrhfvc ()
Date: January 23, 2020 03:41AM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead).

GO BACK TO HELL G2

STOP SPAMMING FFU


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown 0NlON ()
Date: January 23, 2020 05:26AM

I have a confession to make. I just enjoy talking about shit because I am a fat old loser with way too much time on my hands. Thanks for being understanding everyone.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 23, 2020 05:55AM

Brown 0NlON Wrote:
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> I have a confession to make. I just enjoy talking
> about shit because I am a fat old loser with way
> too much time on my hands. Thanks for being
> understanding everyone.

Nice try asshole. It’s a shame your mom didn’t coat hanger you when in utero you pathetic misanthrope.

It’s obvious that you are the superior bowel type. Obsessing over my user name, pretending to be who I am, you wouldn’t survive a day with abdominal pain and pushing out cinder blocks. Now let’s hear about how good you’ve got it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown 0nion ()
Date: January 23, 2020 09:55AM

Brown 0NlON Wrote:
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> I have a confession to make. I just enjoy talking
> about shit because I am a fat old loser with way
> too much time on my hands. Thanks for being
> understanding everyone.


and another thing - is liking naughty-delicious 'dirt play' such a bad thing? Who are we hurting. Social gatherings like our Tennessee Tea Games over at Galleria are a positive, social expression of our passion for our bodily functions...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: dyw6c ()
Date: January 23, 2020 10:20AM

WTF is Tennessee Tea Games?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Floater ()
Date: January 23, 2020 10:53AM

dyw6c Wrote:
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> WTF is Tennessee Tea Games?


Must be a wealthy middle eastern thing if taking place at Tysons Galleria. Whole place stinks of Drakkar Noir.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Phillip Plungeslider ()
Date: January 23, 2020 10:57AM

Floater Wrote:
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> dyw6c Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WTF is Tennessee Tea Games?
>
>
> Must be a wealthy middle eastern thing if taking
> place at Tysons Galleria. Whole place stinks of
> Drakkar Noir.

Floating feces is an indicator your body is not processing fats properly. And yes ragheads abound at Galleria.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: January 23, 2020 11:53AM

My day off, yay! McD's offering the 2 for $5 deal. Getting 2 quarter pounders and 2 filet-o-fish with large fries. Gonna drop some Colace stool softeners in advance to lessen the impending passage while I gorge on comfort food and binge watch Hallmark movie flix. Best day ever bibs!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: vv9kk ()
Date: January 23, 2020 12:01PM

Brown 0nion Wrote:
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> Brown 0NlON Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have a confession to make. I just enjoy
> talking
> > about shit because I am a fat old loser with
> way
> > too much time on my hands. Thanks for being
> > understanding everyone.
>
>
> and another thing - is liking naughty-delicious
> 'dirt play' such a bad thing? Who are we hurting.
> Social gatherings like our Tennessee Tea Games
> over at Galleria are a positive, social expression
> of our passion for our bodily functions...


sick fuck

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Uriah Naldo ()
Date: January 23, 2020 03:27PM

Phillip Plungeslider Wrote:
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> Floater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dyw6c Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > WTF is Tennessee Tea Games?
> >
> >
> > Must be a wealthy middle eastern thing if
> taking
> > place at Tysons Galleria. Whole place stinks
> of
> > Drakkar Noir.
>
> Floating feces is an indicator your body is not
> processing fats properly. And yes ragheads abound
> at Galleria.

I love it when my feces floats. I hold my pee until the very end. I stand up and
piss on the floaters to get them to do tricks. It is so much fun.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 23, 2020 05:45PM

^Target practice... yah mon.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 23, 2020 05:56PM

So many superior bowel types on here. It’s obvious from the anger and everything else. I will write a more accurate response when the goulash is over.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: I got a clinger ()
Date: January 23, 2020 06:06PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> So many superior bowel types on here. It’s
> obvious from the anger and everything else. I will
> write a more accurate response when the goulash is
> over.


You don’t even know, u ever be sitting on the bowl and get a clinger, u get a feeling something is there, hanging from ur ass hairs, so you start rocking ur ass to get it to fall, then u lift a bit to look at reflection in water...then you see the shape of your hemorrhoids

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Tennesee Tim ()
Date: January 23, 2020 06:09PM

Did someone say Tennessee Tea Games!?

I’m down! Lets meet up this weekend at the Mercedes Dealership. I wanna see BO shit on the hood again and make feces angels. I’ll bring the cheese cloth.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 23, 2020 06:36PM

The obese neighbor is singing on the piano nude. Dad is passed out. I don’t want to know what tonight will bring. The obese neighbor is a nice person. He told me my dad treats him really well. He got dad a nice silver necklace. Going to eat some salad.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Ass stew ()
Date: January 23, 2020 07:57PM

Tell these young posters what happens when you consume a lot of foods with small seeds, strawberries, sesame bagels...corn...
I can figure out, when u explode out of ur ass, some little amounts end up out or above the toilet bowl.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 24, 2020 06:34AM

Ass stew Wrote:
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> Tell these young posters what happens when you
> consume a lot of foods with small seeds,
> strawberries, sesame bagels...corn...
> I can figure out, when u explode out of ur ass,
> some little amounts end up out or above the toilet
> bowl.

Okay what does this do to your guts

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2020 07:52AM

I feel internally and externally bad for my bowels. They hurt after dropping a pallet of cinder blocks off. And to make matters worse I have to visit the doctor today. I expect further pain indifference and a $40 copay for my rear end to get probed.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Strawberry Jubilee ()
Date: January 24, 2020 08:15AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Ass stew Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tell these young posters what happens when you
> > consume a lot of foods with small seeds,
> > strawberries, sesame bagels...corn...
> > I can figure out, when u explode out of ur ass,
> > some little amounts end up out or above the
> toilet
> > bowl.
>
> Okay what does this do to your guts


Well many of us can’t digest many seeds, big or small, when you shit, these seeds tear up ur anus, if you have hemorrhoids, it makes a bloody mess.
If you take care of ur ass, U may be one of the lucky ones

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 24, 2020 08:41AM

Had to go back home today. Better here than at work. It is a miserable experience and I’m frustrated!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 24, 2020 10:06AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Had to go back home today. Better here than at
> work. It is a miserable experience and I’m
> frustrated!


Sorry BIB. You feeling any better?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2020 01:02PM

Why does dad fart out what looks like white glue?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: French Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2020 01:09PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Why does dad fart out what looks like white glue?


It could be several things. I do need more information. What does it taste like?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 24, 2020 02:14PM

Grabbed another Jersey Mike's Giant #10 on wheat with onion, lettuce and tomato. Washing it down soon with Coca-Cola Zero Sugar and a Klondike Bar for dessert. Bowels should handle this.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2020 03:57PM

It was nice to see the president, and so many Europeans at the march for life on the television. The old Zenith is still working pretty good. Unfortunately I’m about to birth something different. I wish I had Trump like bowels. We are lucky to have such a wonderful man as president.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 24, 2020 04:49PM

Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> My day off, yay! McD's offering the 2 for $5
> deal. Getting 2 quarter pounders and 2
> filet-o-fish with large fries. Gonna drop some
> Colace stool softeners in advance to lessen the
> impending passage while I gorge on comfort food
> and binge watch Hallmark movie flix. Best day
> ever bibs!

Thank you for that information. I dont feel like cooking tonight and I will roll thru the drive thru on my way home and get the exact same items. My bowels will handle it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Trump Derangement Syndrome ()
Date: January 24, 2020 04:55PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It was nice to see the president, and so many
> Europeans at the march for life on the television.
> The old Zenith is still working pretty good.
> Unfortunately I’m about to birth something
> different. I wish I had Trump like bowels. We are
> lucky to have such a wonderful man as president.

Trump's Bowels are always on my mind too!!
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Strawberry Jubilee ()
Date: January 24, 2020 05:41PM

Does anyone notice a certain time or pattern to their hemorrhoid flare ups, I have discovered a pattern, for me it’s Saturday into Sunday.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: oidfjf ()
Date: January 24, 2020 06:25PM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead).

GO BACK TO HELL G2

DROP DEAD G2. WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS ILLEGAL. OTHER MEMBERS HAVE OFTEN COMPLAINED.


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO fantasy ()
Date: January 24, 2020 06:35PM


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Whama ()
Date: January 24, 2020 07:15PM

BO fantasy Wrote:
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>


FLUSH BEFORE YOU SHIT!
Shit sitting ontop of unflushed paper is a sign of things to come. Be careful my FFU friend

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 24, 2020 07:50PM

Post your regular fluffy nice craps elsewhere. This is about our bowels. That means our tubing, Colon, and starfish. Service personnel like plumbers, midwives, and other iguana eaters are fine. This is and has always been for and about IBS.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Carlo Jizzwaldo ()
Date: January 24, 2020 08:47PM

Whenever I feel an IBS attack coming on, I insert a buttplug to keep everything in. The tension just builds and builds and really does a fantastic number on my prostate. It is almost Tantric the way I cam keep myself edging for hours. Then I hit the bathroom and just pull out the 'cork' and spew poo and man-yogurt at the same time. Being a woman without a prostate, my ex-wife had no understanding of how satisfying this sore of release actually is. My two favorite things, shitting and cumming, both at the same time.

Afterward, I do need a shower to get myself clean.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO shit eater ()
Date: January 24, 2020 09:47PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Post your regular fluffy nice craps elsewhere.
> This is about our bowels. That means our tubing,
> Colon, and starfish. Service personnel like
> plumbers, midwives, and other iguana eaters are
> fine. This is and has always been for and about
> IBS.


We all know you just finished beating off to that pic, you sick, shit-obsessed fuck.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bee G ()
Date: January 25, 2020 02:18AM

I can tell you, when I’m a bit gassy, my hemorrhoids kinda feel like this, or a rag flapping in the wind
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 07:32AM

My bowels are working very well. I think the two filet-o-fishes and the two quarter pounders with cheese were a good combo. Now off to Roy Rogers for breakfast again.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 07:40AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> My bowels are working very well. I think the two
> filet-o-fishes and the two quarter pounders with
> cheese were a good combo. Now off to Roy Rogers
> for breakfast again.

They are your bowels but my bowels scream the scream of all screams thinking of this. My goodness. This is the ultimate workout of pain.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Torn Anus ()
Date: January 25, 2020 09:30AM

I saw the castor oil listed. Drank a whole bunch and it works. Nasty tasting but improved the results a lot. Thank you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Uriah Naldo ()
Date: January 25, 2020 10:37AM

My urine tasted a little sweet this morning. Is that a sign of pre-diabetes?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 10:47AM

Dad complains his rear ended hurts. The obese neighbor is laughing every time he says this. It’s sad to see dad walking bow legged. He is not the man I’ve known and he uses a lot of ice packs.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 11:33AM

Roy Rogers was good this morning. I got a couple sausage egg and cheese biscuits and a order of sausage gravy with two more biscuits. My bowels are doing well for now but Im heading over to Wendys for a triple with cheese meal and a large chili. If they are still selling taco salad I might try one of those.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 01:29PM

Torn Anus Wrote:
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> I saw the castor oil listed. Drank a whole bunch
> and it works. Nasty tasting but improved the
> results a lot. Thank you.


It does help. Drano for the bowels. I wish we had more than this, prescriptions that are placebos, and cold indifferent doctors that don’t give a damn. Good news folks as McLean Presbyterian will allow a table about IBS after a service. Going to bring Bristol stool guides, a lifelike colon to have as an exhibit, and probably some IBS related materials. Hoping lots of awareness.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Better than ice packs ()
Date: January 25, 2020 02:21PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad complains his rear ended hurts. The obese
> neighbor is laughing every time he says this.
> It’s sad to see dad walking bow legged. He is
> not the man I’ve known and he uses a lot of ice
> packs.

I have discovered that a bag of frozen vegetables was better than an ice pack for anal cooling. Lima Beans, corn or peas are my preferred choices. Just shove the whole bag up there. Naturally, you will want to eat the contents pretty quickly once you are done because re-freezing ruins their nutritional value. If the bag is extra drippy with ass slime, you may have to be careful when you open it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 25, 2020 03:14PM

Better than ice packs Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dad complains his rear ended hurts. The obese
> > neighbor is laughing every time he says this.
> > It’s sad to see dad walking bow legged. He is
> > not the man I’ve known and he uses a lot of
> ice
> > packs.
>
> I have discovered that a bag of frozen vegetables
> was better than an ice pack for anal cooling. Lima
> Beans, corn or peas are my preferred choices.
> Just shove the whole bag up there. Naturally, you
> will want to eat the contents pretty quickly once
> you are done because re-freezing ruins their
> nutritional value. If the bag is extra drippy
> with ass slime, you may have to be careful when
> you open it.

Brown, you’re correct. The folks with excellent bowels mock us. At first I didn’t want to believe. I’ll join you at the church if it’ll help.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Verified_Green Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 05:55PM

sometimes I play with my dirt to become aroused.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Where’s Lube Guy? ()
Date: January 25, 2020 07:27PM

Where’s the guy who works at Jiffy Lube? Haven’t heard from him in some time.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: French Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 08:09PM

Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
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> sometimes I play with my dirt to become aroused.


Sometimes I turn off the ventilation fan in my bathroom. When I was going through puberty, I discovered I love the smell of my own bowel movements. Now that I am in my 30s, I have learned to love the smell of the bowel movements of others.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 08:29PM

French Onion Wrote:
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> Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sometimes I play with my dirt to become
> aroused.
>
>
> Sometimes I turn off the ventilation fan in my
> bathroom. When I was going through puberty, I
> discovered I love the smell of my own bowel
> movements. Now that I am in my 30s, I have
> learned to love the smell of the bowel movements
> of others.

Look. This is about bowels, Bristol Stool Guides, and the like. Our colons for instance. I’ve got midwives enroute, but let’s leave it to what our insides are doing. If you have a smell/shit fetish, make a thread about it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: French Onion ()
Date: January 25, 2020 08:33PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> French Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Verified_Green Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > sometimes I play with my dirt to become
> > aroused.
> >
> >
> > Sometimes I turn off the ventilation fan in my
> > bathroom. When I was going through puberty, I
> > discovered I love the smell of my own bowel
> > movements. Now that I am in my 30s, I have
> > learned to love the smell of the bowel
> movements
> > of others.
>
> Look. This is about bowels, Bristol Stool Guides,
> and the like. Our colons for instance. I’ve got
> midwives enroute, but let’s leave it to what our
> insides are doing. If you have a smell/shit
> fetish, make a thread about it.


Why start a new thread when this one fills my needs so well. It always amazes me that those who scream "Freedom of Speech" the loudest are the least tolerant of the freedom of speech of others.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Raul ()
Date: January 25, 2020 09:00PM

I ate a bigass carne asada and jalepeno burrito from el mercado deli for lunch and dios mio! Mi culo was burning like a fire! I just blew hot liquid mierda all over my new pep boys seat cover.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO thinks his shit don't stink ()
Date: January 25, 2020 09:14PM

French Onion Wrote:

> Why start a new thread when this one fills my
> needs so well. It always amazes me that those who
> scream "Freedom of Speech" the loudest are the
> least tolerant of the freedom of speech of others.


Don't worry about BO. He is here for the same reason we all are. He just tries to mask his perverse pleasure with talk of midwives and sitz baths. It just angers him that some of us are more open about our carnal desires. He is afraid people might take him for a creepster. Like there was any doubt.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Gsgnhr ()
Date: January 26, 2020 02:40AM

BO once mentioned that his asshole is “entrance only”. That says enough.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BBC deep ()
Date: January 26, 2020 06:01AM

Gsgnhr Wrote:
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> BO once mentioned that his asshole is “entrance
> only”. That says enough.


Maybe he’s trying to help and share to us, that’s why his bowels are so fucked up

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 26, 2020 10:06AM

I went to Walmart this morning after having breakfast at Cracker barrel. Walmart had a 7 pound split chicken so I got that and a bag of charcoal. Char grilled chicken will make a nice dinner tonight. Having a Sara Lee cheesecake for dessert and washing it all down with a 12 pack of Budweiser. My bowels are up for it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: January 26, 2020 11:41AM

People why I retired from my GI practice. This is why.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brother in your bowels ()
Date: January 26, 2020 12:36PM

Many discard their Christmas trees this time of year. I have found that dried out branches with a small rubber ball epoxied to the end make for a near ideal prostate stimulation device. And yes I agree with the above the aroma of our food after its processed by the bowels is sublime.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2020 12:58PM

How cute the snarky superior bowel people showing their ass. You should be ashamed of picking on those of us with IBS. As you age, you’ll regret mocking that you do. Years ago I was a cocky young man. Age and experience have taught me to be respectful and responsible. Until you drop out large cinder blocks, or suffer the indignity of what our friend Brown Underwear experiences, you should apologize.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: January 26, 2020 01:52PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> How cute the snarky superior bowel people showing
> their ass. You should be ashamed of picking on
> those of us with IBS. As you age, you’ll regret
> mocking that you do. Years ago I was a cocky young
> man. Age and experience have taught me to be
> respectful and responsible. Until you drop out
> large cinder blocks, or suffer the indignity of
> what our friend Brown Underwear experiences, you
> should apologize.


You should apologize for disparaging remarks and obtuse write ups on medical professionals. You aren’t helping!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 26, 2020 02:24PM

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How cute the snarky superior bowel people
> showing
> > their ass. You should be ashamed of picking on
> > those of us with IBS. As you age, you’ll
> regret
> > mocking that you do. Years ago I was a cocky
> young
> > man. Age and experience have taught me to be
> > respectful and responsible. Until you drop out
> > large cinder blocks, or suffer the indignity of
> > what our friend Brown Underwear experiences,
> you
> > should apologize.
>
>
> You should apologize for disparaging remarks and
> obtuse write ups on medical professionals. You
> aren’t helping!


I respectfully disagree with you Mr Doc. Mr Brown onions posts are more of a mix of distraction posts and genuine empathy. All Mr Brown Onion is trying to do is create a safe haven where people who suffer from IBS can share experiences and information in a relaxed and non judgmental atmosphere. The anonymity factor of this forum helps make that possible.
Unfortunately contributors to these threads are bombarded with hostility from other immature forum users. A few years ago in his original thread we had a good group of sufferers who could joke around and exaggerate a bit but also provide comfort to one another. Just having someone to talk to and commiserate with is a comfort in itself.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Time for BO to grow up ()
Date: January 26, 2020 02:27PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Age and experience have taught me to be
> respectful and responsible. Until you drop out
> large cinder blocks, or suffer the indignity of
> what our friend Brown Underwear experiences, you
> should apologize.


If you are so wise with age then you should know that when a man calls himself 'brown underwear' much of his indignity is brought on by himself.

I would love to ask that team of midwives you use when shitting how 'respective and responsible' you really are.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Not for you ()
Date: January 26, 2020 02:31PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How cute the snarky superior bowel people
> > showing
> > > their ass. You should be ashamed of picking
> on
> > > those of us with IBS. As you age, you’ll
> > regret
> > > mocking that you do. Years ago I was a cocky
> > young
> > > man. Age and experience have taught me to be
> > > respectful and responsible. Until you drop
> out
> > > large cinder blocks, or suffer the indignity
> of
> > > what our friend Brown Underwear experiences,
> > you
> > > should apologize.
> >
> >
> > You should apologize for disparaging remarks
> and
> > obtuse write ups on medical professionals. You
> > aren’t helping!
>
>
> I respectfully disagree with you Mr Doc. Mr Brown
> onions posts are more of a mix of distraction
> posts and genuine empathy. All Mr Brown Onion is
> trying to do is create a safe haven where people
> who suffer from IBS can share experiences and
> information in a relaxed and non judgmental
> atmosphere. The anonymity factor of this forum
> helps make that possible.
> Unfortunately contributors to these threads are
> bombarded with hostility from other immature forum
> users. A few years ago in his original thread we
> had a good group of sufferers who could joke
> around and exaggerate a bit but also provide
> comfort to one another. Just having someone to
> talk to and commiserate with is a comfort in
> itself.


STOP THE BULLSHIT, if anyone doesn’t need or want to share their ass problems, share the problems you are currently having, or don’t share at all, FFU is all about love and sharing, EVEN if u live in basement, lust sex with livestock...FFU IS LOVE!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Scary sort of illness ()
Date: January 26, 2020 02:36PM

spring onion Wrote:
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>
>

> Unfortunately contributors to these threads are
> bombarded with hostility from other immature forum
> users.

I don't know what is worse, your bowels or the fact you think that there are mature forum users on FFXU.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2020 02:44PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Anon Doc. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > How cute the snarky superior bowel people
> > showing
> > > their ass. You should be ashamed of picking
> on
> > > those of us with IBS. As you age, you’ll
> > regret
> > > mocking that you do. Years ago I was a cocky
> > young
> > > man. Age and experience have taught me to be
> > > respectful and responsible. Until you drop
> out
> > > large cinder blocks, or suffer the indignity
> of
> > > what our friend Brown Underwear experiences,
> > you
> > > should apologize.
> >
> >
> > You should apologize for disparaging remarks
> and
> > obtuse write ups on medical professionals. You
> > aren’t helping!
>
>
> I respectfully disagree with you Mr Doc. Mr Brown
> onions posts are more of a mix of distraction
> posts and genuine empathy. All Mr Brown Onion is
> trying to do is create a safe haven where people
> who suffer from IBS can share experiences and
> information in a relaxed and non judgmental
> atmosphere. The anonymity factor of this forum
> helps make that possible.
> Unfortunately contributors to these threads are
> bombarded with hostility from other immature forum
> users. A few years ago in his original thread we
> had a good group of sufferers who could joke
> around and exaggerate a bit but also provide
> comfort to one another. Just having someone to
> talk to and commiserate with is a comfort in
> itself.

Thank you spring onion! Have you returned to classes yet? I have admittedly forgotten when semesters begin, as it’s been a lot of years since I graduated. It was a great experience, and appreciate your support, kindness, and most of all empathy.

I think with people like you in the medical field, folks with IBS will be a lot better. As clearly shown by the angry doctor and others, it’s proof positive you’re showing more character than these ingrates. They don’t care nor will they ever, or at least until they reach a certain age. Keep on the path you’re on. It’s the right one, and here’s to your success!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2020 03:10PM

The obese neighbor and dad are farting by the grill. Is it possible for them to cause an explosion with this type of gas? The obese neighbor is always with my dad. I spend more time with mom and grandma, as they seem distanced from the rest of us with their greasy burgers, hot dogs, and beer.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: In my future ()
Date: January 26, 2020 03:15PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor and dad are farting by the
> grill. Is it possible for them to cause an
> explosion with this type of gas? The obese
> neighbor is always with my dad. I spend more time
> with mom and grandma, as they seem distanced from
> the rest of us with their greasy burgers, hot
> dogs, and beer.

Go troll some where else faggot, u can’t handle a place that doesn’t support you.
I knew you’d follow me, but without the help of ur friends, and deleting posts, you can’t do shit here.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: January 26, 2020 03:25PM

Dod you think Kobe Bryant shit himself in the helicopter crash or was his body too mangled. When American hating libtards die, I hope they all shit themselves.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 26, 2020 04:07PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> Dod you think Kobe Bryant shit himself in the
> helicopter crash or was his body too mangled. When
> American hating libtards die, I hope they all shit
> themselves.

How can you say something so awful? That truly is awful.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: SZ98 ()
Date: January 26, 2020 04:12PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> President Trump FTW! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dod you think Kobe Bryant shit himself in the
> > helicopter crash or was his body too mangled.
> When
> > American hating libtards die, I hope they all
> shit
> > themselves.
>
> How can you say something so awful? That truly is
> awful.
I’m a trumptard, and I agree, what kind of human scum wishes this upon his fellow Americans, libtard or not, over the line

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 26, 2020 04:13PM

SZ98 Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > President Trump FTW! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Dod you think Kobe Bryant shit himself in the
> > > helicopter crash or was his body too mangled.
> > When
> > > American hating libtards die, I hope they all
> > shit
> > > themselves.
> >
> > How can you say something so awful? That truly
> is
> > awful.
> I’m a trumptard, and I agree, what kind of human
> scum wishes this upon his fellow Americans,
> libtard or not, over the line

This doesn’t involve the president or any political party.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bye bye kobe ()
Date: January 26, 2020 04:19PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> SZ98 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > President Trump FTW! Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Dod you think Kobe Bryant shit himself in
> the
> > > > helicopter crash or was his body too
> mangled.
> > > When
> > > > American hating libtards die, I hope they
> all
> > > shit
> > > > themselves.
> > >
> > > How can you say something so awful? That
> truly
> > is
> > > awful.
> > I’m a trumptard, and I agree, what kind of
> human
> > scum wishes this upon his fellow Americans,
> > libtard or not, over the line
>
> This doesn’t involve the president or any
> political party.
Well, rusty, he is just referring to how a liberal would feel, it’s a joke, the poster is expressing his feelings about the hatred of liberals, I’m not even edamacated and must explain this to u

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: January 26, 2020 04:30PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> SZ98 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > President Trump FTW! Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Dod you think Kobe Bryant shit himself in
> the
> > > > helicopter crash or was his body too
> mangled.
> > > When
> > > > American hating libtards die, I hope they
> all
> > > shit
> > > > themselves.
> > >
> > > How can you say something so awful? That
> truly
> > is
> > > awful.
> > I’m a trumptard, and I agree, what kind of
> human
> > scum wishes this upon his fellow Americans,
> > libtard or not, over the line
>
> This doesn’t involve the president or any
> political party.


You must be a Libtarded Libtard. Real Americans like myself must diligently fight the evil hate-filled libtards or else this whole country will parish.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2020 04:39PM

Going to ignore this stupidity and pass a Jerry West sized load in the groan throne.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Smears Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2020 05:26PM

Sometimes my peanutbutter poos stick to the toilet. Not to be gross but flushing wont clean off the smear(s). I dont want to subject family members to this. What do I do?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopo ()
Date: January 26, 2020 07:52PM

Wow. Some dude talking to himself all afternoon in a forum. What a waste of a Sunday.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 26, 2020 09:37PM

Poopo Wrote:
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> Wow. Some dude talking to himself all afternoon in
> a forum. What a waste of a Sunday.


As Brown says how are your bowels? If you had our problem, you’d understand.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopy Longstocking ()
Date: January 26, 2020 10:09PM

New here and a bit confused. Are we wanting to discuss IBS issues or angry at everyone who posts about? I suffer from IBS and it sucks.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 26, 2020 10:39PM

Poopy Longstocking Wrote:
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> New here and a bit confused. Are we wanting to
> discuss IBS issues or angry at everyone who posts
> about? I suffer from IBS and it sucks.


You aren’t alone as the Jerry West sized crap I dropped, along with a LA coliseum, Lakers jersey, and several NBA champions rings was awful. My midwives helped me and I hurt but I hear you. You aren’t alone as this is where we discuss our IBS and we feel your pain. Feel free to share your bowel woes.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 27, 2020 12:07AM


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Skjd ()
Date: January 27, 2020 06:43AM

This is the 5th time I had to shit since 1am

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2020 08:27AM

To those with scat and other issues, create your own goddamn thread.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2020 08:28AM

Poopy Longstocking Wrote:
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> New here and a bit confused. Are we wanting to
> discuss IBS issues or angry at everyone who posts
> about? I suffer from IBS and it sucks.


How are your colon and starfish doing this morning? Sitz baths do help, but do you have form 1 or 2?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Roast Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2020 09:30AM

Fuck you racist asshole

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Carlo Jizzwaldo ()
Date: January 27, 2020 11:09AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> To those with scat and other issues, create your
> own goddamn thread.


Nearly as exciting as the details of your assage passage is how upset you get when we use it as such. Keep it up Bib! Quit pretending that everyone has a problem with scat chat but you. You have that biggest problem here.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: January 27, 2020 01:41PM

Poopy Fartz misses 5am Guy. Poopy Fartz needs to wake up way earlier to reach 5am Guy.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: In the real world ()
Date: January 27, 2020 01:51PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Poopo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wow. Some dude talking to himself all afternoon
> in
> > a forum. What a waste of a Sunday.
>
>
> As Brown says how are your bowels? If you had our
> problem, you’d understand.
If I had your problem, Iwould see a psychiatrist.


https://www.livescience.com/16799-psychological-trauma-linked-irritable-bowel-syndrome.html

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mary Ingalls ()
Date: January 27, 2020 02:05PM

In the real world Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Poopo Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Wow. Some dude talking to himself all
> afternoon
> > in
> > > a forum. What a waste of a Sunday.
> >
> >
> > As Brown says how are your bowels? If you had
> our
> > problem, you’d understand.
> If I had your problem, Iwould see a psychiatrist.
>
>
> https://www.livescience.com/16799-psychological-tr
> auma-linked-irritable-bowel-syndrome.html

IBS is terrible to navigate. New to this page and appreciate open chat from onions for shared pain, hardship and helpful information.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Skat's in the Cradle ()
Date: January 27, 2020 04:19PM

Mary Ingalls Wrote:
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> In the real world Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Poopo Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Wow. Some dude talking to himself all
> > afternoon
> > > in
> > > > a forum. What a waste of a Sunday.
> > >
> > >
> > > As Brown says how are your bowels? If you had
> > our
> > > problem, you’d understand.
> > If I had your problem, Iwould see a
> psychiatrist.
> >
> >
> >
> https://www.livescience.com/16799-psychological-tr
>
> > auma-linked-irritable-bowel-syndrome.html
>
> IBS is terrible to navigate. New to this page and
> appreciate open chat from onions for shared pain,
> hardship and helpful information.

Please share openly and be specific. I haven't fapped off to a shitting Woman in a long time.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Green+Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2020 04:27PM

The cure for your IBS.
Attachments:
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Thai Kwon Donut ()
Date: January 27, 2020 04:53PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> To those with scat and other issues, create your
> own goddamn thread.


We have been spanking the monkey to your tales of colon blowing for years. You should be flattered that you bring so much joy to so many others.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2020 05:23PM

Thai Kwon Donut Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To those with scat and other issues, create
> your
> > own goddamn thread.
>
>
> We have been spanking the monkey to your tales of
> colon blowing for years. You should be flattered
> that you bring so much joy to so many others.

Keep your iguana eating homosexual impulses elsewhere Julio. Last time I checked don’t you have some drywall work to do?

This is about the pain, the tile grout ripping primal screaming that IBS causes us. Millions of Americans. Go back to El Salvador Pepe.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2020 05:57PM

Checkers cheeseburgers, French fries, and bottles of cokes. Plus a ice cream sundae for dessert. Take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 27, 2020 09:46PM

A mess in the bed. Steam cleaning the mattress again. Another comforter destroyed. Another late night.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopapottamus ()
Date: January 27, 2020 10:17PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> A mess in the bed. Steam cleaning the mattress
> again. Another comforter destroyed. Another late
> night.

Why dont you call BO to come lick up your feces like you did last time.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Curious Onion ()
Date: January 27, 2020 10:23PM

Hey spring, what happened to your girlfriend, Jules? She sure was good at wii, a definite keeper!


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: David fuck you too.... ()
Date: January 27, 2020 10:29PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Thai Kwon Donut Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > To those with scat and other issues, create
> > your
> > > own goddamn thread.
> >
> >
> > We have been spanking the monkey to your tales
> of
> > colon blowing for years. You should be
> flattered
> > that you bring so much joy to so many others.
>
> Keep your iguana eating homosexual impulses
> elsewhere Julio. Last time I checked don’t you
> have some drywall work to do?
>
> This is about the pain, the tile grout ripping
> primal screaming that IBS causes us. Millions of
> Americans. Go back to El Salvador Pepe.

You can't write "tile grout ripping primal screaming" without arousing the majority of contributors to this thread. But know that all too well.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 28, 2020 12:32AM



Jules was the love of my life this past June. We played Wii almost every day and I took this video when she was up to her usual mischief. Im sorry to say the Obese neighbor took a liking to her she probably played some Wii with him on the side. I was heart broken but mom said she was glad because she was running out of newspaper, carpet shampoo and Glade air freshener. I miss her.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr. Brownstone ()
Date: January 28, 2020 01:49AM

.
Attachments:
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 28, 2020 06:34AM

All the sick photographs and attacks. I’m going to print these out and show members of McLean Presbyterian this Sunday. These people with superior bowels will be shown for the angry and snarky jerks we see clearly here. Disgusting photographs, mocking, and other child like behaviors. Most bully types stop around age 13 but not these people.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Learning experience ()
Date: January 28, 2020 06:39AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> All the sick photographs and attacks. I’m going
> to print these out and show members of McLean
> Presbyterian this Sunday. These people with
> superior bowels will be shown for the angry and
> snarky jerks we see clearly here. Disgusting
> photographs, mocking, and other child like
> behaviors. Most bully types stop around age 13 but
> not these people.


I disagree, that pic can help you.
You ever sit on the toilet to shit and there’s one fly in toilet trying to land on the closest spot he can get to ur asshole?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Get with the pogram. ()
Date: January 28, 2020 08:30AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> All the sick photographs and attacks. I’m going
> to print these out and show members of McLean
> Presbyterian this Sunday. These people with
> superior bowels will be shown for the angry and
> snarky jerks we see clearly here. Disgusting
> photographs, mocking, and other child like
> behaviors. Most bully types stop around age 13 but
> not these people.

If you don't like the freedom of speech offered on FFXU, you can always find another place to post your bowel fixations.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 28, 2020 11:04AM

Get with the pogram. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All the sick photographs and attacks. I’m
> going
> > to print these out and show members of McLean
> > Presbyterian this Sunday. These people with
> > superior bowels will be shown for the angry and
> > snarky jerks we see clearly here. Disgusting
> > photographs, mocking, and other child like
> > behaviors. Most bully types stop around age 13
> but
> > not these people.
>
> If you don't like the freedom of speech offered on
> FFXU, you can always find another place to post
> your bowel fixations.


Grow a pair lady. There are far worse than this.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopy Pants Pauly ()
Date: January 28, 2020 11:48AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Grow a pair lady. There are far worse than this.


It sounds like you had a very uncomfortable morning bowel-wise. Perhaps you should find a nice safe message board where you can vent your fecal frustrations without being harassed.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: I know you ()
Date: January 28, 2020 11:49AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> All the sick photographs and attacks. I’m going
> to print these out and show members of McLean
> Presbyterian this Sunday. These people with
> superior bowels will be shown for the angry and
> snarky jerks we see clearly here. Disgusting
> photographs, mocking, and other child like
> behaviors. Most bully types stop around age 13 but
> not these people.


I go to McLean Presbyterian - I think I know you. Yor are the older dude with mustache who has all these bizarre conspiracy theories.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Grow UP BO ()
Date: January 28, 2020 12:22PM

Brown Onion Wrote:

> Keep your iguana eating homosexual impulses
> elsewhere Julio. Last time I checked don’t you
> have some drywall work to do?

>
> This is about the pain, the tile grout ripping
> primal screaming that IBS causes us. Millions of
> Americans. Go back to El Salvador Pepe.


Why should anyone care what an anti-Hispanic homophobic boomer like yourself thinks? Ever think that God may be torturing your bowels because of your bigotry?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Macerating Toilet Onion ()
Date: January 28, 2020 01:27PM

Just ordered three of these for the house. Im sick of my wife clogging the toilets. Her bowels are akin to a cement mixer sluice.




https://toiletreviewer.com/macerating-toilets/

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 28, 2020 06:11PM

Macerating Toilet Onion Wrote:
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> Just ordered three of these for the house. Im sick
> of my wife clogging the toilets. Her bowels are
> akin to a cement mixer sluice.
>
>
>
>
> https://toiletreviewer.com/macerating-toilets/

She sounds like my sister Matilda. Every time she visits awful stench and gotta call the wetback plumber over.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Replace laborer with machine ()
Date: January 28, 2020 06:46PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Macerating Toilet Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just ordered three of these for the house. Im
> sick
> > of my wife clogging the toilets. Her bowels
> are
> > akin to a cement mixer sluice.
> >
> >
> >
>
> >
> > https://toiletreviewer.com/macerating-toilets/
>
> She sounds like my sister Matilda. Every time she
> visits awful stench and gotta call the wetback
> plumber over.

Quit being a cheap prick and buy a grinder toilet. Why skimp we are only on the Earth a short while. You are hiring the illegal immigrant to come hand grind your sisters shit with a snake. While this does support the brown skinned devil its a waste of money in this day in technology - just replace him with a machine.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 28, 2020 06:51PM

Got castor oil and Metamucil. It’s no cure but hoping to cut down on the size a bit. Lots of water today too.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Funnypoop ()
Date: January 29, 2020 02:07AM

CAH CAH POOPY DOO DOOO FART FECES DOODY POOP...HAHAHAHA!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 29, 2020 06:16AM

Metro slow this morning is causing me stress. I worry if I have a problem there’s no bathrooms and the embarrassment.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: January 29, 2020 10:02AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Metro slow this morning is causing me stress. I
> worry if I have a problem there’s no bathrooms
> and the embarrassment.

Obtuse write ups won’t help. Make an appointment with a board certified GI.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Doug Williams ()
Date: January 29, 2020 11:19AM

Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Metro slow this morning is causing me stress. I
> > worry if I have a problem there’s no
> bathrooms
> > and the embarrassment.
>
> Obtuse write ups won’t help. Make an appointment
> with a board certified GI.


That kind of attitude, good luck getting customers.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion, ()
Date: January 29, 2020 11:29AM

As the racist piece of shit I am, I only insist on midwives from Latin America, They are all used to poop splattering on their bodies. Somewhere between the refried beans and carne asada, their food looks like poop too.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 29, 2020 01:16PM

Taking the rest of this week off. My boss understands but she’s frustrated. I wish my problems would stop on work days.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 29, 2020 01:31PM

What a interesting 18th birthday. The obese neighbor has a 1 and 8 on each of his nipples. Wearing only underwear my dad’s handwriting says happy on his upper chest area. Dad is still bent over the couch with red underwear on the back moaning. Going to get some birthday falafel from mom and grandma.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 29, 2020 01:58PM

An entire ballpark hotdogs, whole bag of fries, and ice cream. Take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 29, 2020 03:55PM

Mr Underwear, do you want anything from the store. I’m going to get in the Buick soon and go food shopping. Minorities best be clear or my hood will be red. Going to get food done before later on making the groan throne my destination.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: January 29, 2020 04:34PM

Poopy Fartz likes efforts from the onions for IBS sharing. Poopy Fartz has awful bowel history. Poopy Fartz dining on a salad concoction with lemon garlic chicken from HT this evening. Poopy Fartz supplements digestive intake with Metamucil Fiber capsules. Poopy Fartz often trying to pass logs that don't want to be dropped. Poopy Fartz is trying to be well.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 29, 2020 04:37PM

Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> Poopy Fartz likes efforts from the onions for IBS
> sharing. Poopy Fartz has awful bowel history.
> Poopy Fartz dining on a salad concoction with
> lemon garlic chicken from HT this evening. Poopy
> Fartz supplements digestive intake with Metamucil
> Fiber capsules. Poopy Fartz often trying to pass
> logs that don't want to be dropped. Poopy Fartz
> is trying to be well.


What the hell is this? As I get ready to walk out to the car, this is on the computer monitor. I think we may have more going on than bowel issues.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: January 29, 2020 04:45PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Poopy Fartz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Poopy Fartz likes efforts from the onions for
> IBS
> > sharing. Poopy Fartz has awful bowel history.
> > Poopy Fartz dining on a salad concoction with
> > lemon garlic chicken from HT this evening.
> Poopy
> > Fartz supplements digestive intake with
> Metamucil
> > Fiber capsules. Poopy Fartz often trying to
> pass
> > logs that don't want to be dropped. Poopy
> Fartz
> > is trying to be well.
>
>
> What the hell is this? As I get ready to walk out
> to the car, this is on the computer monitor. I
> think we may have more going on than bowel issues.

Poopy Fartz is hurt by words from Brown Onion. We are friends for a common cause.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion, Mensa Member ()
Date: January 29, 2020 05:48PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Poopy Fartz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Poopy Fartz likes efforts from the onions for
> IBS
> > sharing. Poopy Fartz has awful bowel history.
> > Poopy Fartz dining on a salad concoction with
> > lemon garlic chicken from HT this evening.
> Poopy
> > Fartz supplements digestive intake with
> Metamucil
> > Fiber capsules. Poopy Fartz often trying to
> pass
> > logs that don't want to be dropped. Poopy
> Fartz
> > is trying to be well.
>
>
> What the hell is this? As I get ready to walk out
> to the car, this is on the computer monitor. I
> think we may have more going on than bowel issues.


You have been pumping your racist poop predilections into this forum for nearly five fucking years and it is just now occurring to you that there is something more going on than bowel issues!

Seek help.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Funnypoop ()
Date: January 29, 2020 06:04PM

Poopoo cah cah fart hershey squirt plop HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: The big game is Sunday ()
Date: January 29, 2020 07:01PM

Funnypoop Wrote:
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> Poopoo cah cah fart hershey squirt plop
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I don't let potty breaks slow me down on Superbowl Sunday.
Attachments:
poop.gif

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Team Poopy Fartz ()
Date: January 29, 2020 07:22PM

Brown Onion and all of the Onions now coming clear as bad hombre buttholes. Important to support healthy bowels. Anything associated with Brown Onion crew is over and tired. Let’s stay positive BiBs.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty craplace ()
Date: January 29, 2020 08:09PM

Poopy Fartz Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Poopy Fartz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Poopy Fartz likes efforts from the onions for
> > IBS
> > > sharing. Poopy Fartz has awful bowel history.
>
> > > Poopy Fartz dining on a salad concoction with
> > > lemon garlic chicken from HT this evening.
> > Poopy
> > > Fartz supplements digestive intake with
> > Metamucil
> > > Fiber capsules. Poopy Fartz often trying to
> > pass
> > > logs that don't want to be dropped. Poopy
> > Fartz
> > > is trying to be well.
> >
> >
> > What the hell is this? As I get ready to walk
> out
> > to the car, this is on the computer monitor. I
> > think we may have more going on than bowel
> issues.
>
> Poopy Fartz is hurt by words from Brown Onion. We
> are friends for a common cause.


I think you're just playing hI'm like others.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 30, 2020 04:43AM

5am guy checking in here. 5am guy reminds everyone to set your browser for image block here. 5am guy wishes everyone well.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Aghd ()
Date: January 30, 2020 05:19AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy reminds everyone
> to set your browser for image block here. 5am guy
> wishes everyone well.


Why in the world would you block images, in any bowels thread, they also have value information.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 30, 2020 07:34AM

My depends are full. So glad took week off from work. Everything I eat becomes a liquid mess

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 30, 2020 08:55AM

Went downstairs and saw dad in a wedding dress. He has a choke collar on his neck, and the obese neighbor is referring to him as his bitch. These two are really strange and I think it might be best to leave mom out of this one.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 30, 2020 10:30AM

Two sausage egg muffins, three hash browns and chocolate milk. Take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 30, 2020 12:15PM

Will write and engage with others here more later, but what is left of my starfish really hurts. I wish the tubing would swell down. The same goes for the colon too. The midwives have been helpful, I’ve had to have four of them with breathing exercises, epindurals, and the forceps finally. The third world plumber should be here soon with one of the Don Jons sucking hoses. It looks like an elephant dropped this one off, and so far the stitches are holding.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 30, 2020 02:09PM

I’ll stop by later Brown.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: our tax dollars at work? ()
Date: January 30, 2020 02:30PM

Is Medicare or Medicaid paying for BOs midwives?

Another reason we need to overhaul our health system.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 30, 2020 03:53PM

I think Brown is well I think he pays women to help him crap. Can’t say as I know him but don’t join him for hours on end in the bathroom at his house or elsewhere.

If so it would be a good service tax wise, as a lot of us older people have bowel problems, and it is an entitlement program that would help.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Aint no midwife ()
Date: January 30, 2020 05:34PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Will write and engage with others here more later,
> but what is left of my starfish really hurts. I
> wish the tubing would swell down. The same goes
> for the colon too. The midwives have been helpful,
> I’ve had to have four of them with breathing
> exercises, epindurals, and the forceps finally.
> The third world plumber should be here soon with
> one of the Don Jons sucking hoses. It looks like
> an elephant dropped this one off, and so far the
> stitches are holding.

Dis fool be lyin. He pay me and my sister Sheniqua every retiremint check to come up in his crib n help him live his fantasey 4 us to shit in his mouth and ram a dildo up in his ass. He a nasty ass old white pervert. BTW dat last check bounced. You betta pay us BO or we will send our big brother Jamal up ova there.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 30, 2020 07:36PM

You folks with superior bowels, must enjoy free time you have not glued to the groan throne. Admittedly I’m jealous as am often tied/found near it. The groan throne is a symbol of the torment the pain the amount of my life so close to this device that can be just a toilet for others. I pay out of pocket for my midwives. Admittedly they are more expensive than Central American assholes who do the plumbing and spend my dollars on booze and lottery tickets.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Quahog Onion ()
Date: January 30, 2020 07:56PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Poopy Fartz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Poopy Fartz likes efforts from the onions for
> IBS
> > sharing. Poopy Fartz has awful bowel history.
> > Poopy Fartz dining on a salad concoction with
> > lemon garlic chicken from HT this evening.
> Poopy
> > Fartz supplements digestive intake with
> Metamucil
> > Fiber capsules. Poopy Fartz often trying to
> pass
> > logs that don't want to be dropped. Poopy
> Fartz
> > is trying to be well.
>
>
> What the hell is this? As I get ready to walk out
> to the car, this is on the computer monitor. I
> think we may have more going on than bowel issues.

Talking to yourself again you poor dumb racist idiot? This is your worst sock puppet to date. Why not bring back Verified GO or the ex convict? I hope the next basketball pulls 20 inches of your bowels out of your starfish so you look like a hapless quahog at low tide.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: why block? ()
Date: January 30, 2020 08:00PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy reminds everyone
> to set your browser for image block here. 5am guy
> wishes everyone well.


agreed why block? there are only a couple images here and they are the Bristol stool scale and a fancy toilet that processes waste as it pumps its sewage. Informative. Why are you blocking?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 30, 2020 08:07PM

Why is there so much anger?

I’ve known Brown for close to five years. I now subscribe to his belief of superior bowel people. At first I thought he was joking. He’s not.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: January 30, 2020 09:15PM

Good to see you back BO. And sad you still have these ungrateful assholes who have no sympathy. Fuck each of them and I hope you all have your teeth fall out.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Buck onion ()
Date: January 30, 2020 09:18PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Good to see you back BO. And sad you still have
> these ungrateful assholes who have no sympathy.
> Fuck each of them and I hope you all have your
> teeth fall out.


Hey look, its the bitch ass of the thread. Welcome back, cuntlips.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: January 30, 2020 09:42PM

Buck onion Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good to see you back BO. And sad you still have
> > these ungrateful assholes who have no sympathy.
> > Fuck each of them and I hope you all have your
> > teeth fall out.
>
>
> Hey look, its the bitch ass of the thread. Welcome
> back, cuntlips.


Ah fuck you. How’s your mom? Oh that’s right I fucked her and left her tied up in your basement command center.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: January 30, 2020 10:12PM

Anyways, I hope all the BiB’s are good. After suffering from constipation and IBS for years and useless doctors, I finally bit the bullet. Last week I paid 6 black men to meet up with me in a motel room. They took turns assfucking me and they stretched my bowels so wide that my IBS has completely gone away.

I highly recommend my fellow BiBs try this.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 31, 2020 06:45AM

I’m glad I took today off too. It would have been embarrassing at my cubicle.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 31, 2020 08:48AM

Welcome back cave! Now we just need red onion and Dive Bomber here. We got almost all, with respect to our fallen BIB Diced Onion back. It’s good that everyone is here as this Sunday will have the after church service table with IBS materials.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Leaky cheeks ()
Date: January 31, 2020 09:31AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Welcome back cave! Now we just need red onion and
> Dive Bomber here. We got almost all, with respect
> to our fallen BIB Diced Onion back. It’s good
> that everyone is here as this Sunday will have the
> after church service table with IBS materials.

We may need some sponsors for the morning after the Super Bowl

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: How insane is Brown Onion ()
Date: January 31, 2020 11:55AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Poopy Longstocking Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > New here and a bit confused. Are we wanting to
> > discuss IBS issues or angry at everyone who
> posts
> > about? I suffer from IBS and it sucks.
>
>
> You aren’t alone as the Jerry West sized crap I
> dropped, along with a LA coliseum, Lakers jersey,
> and several NBA champions rings was awful. My
> midwives helped me and I hurt but I hear you. You
> aren’t alone as this is where we discuss our IBS
> and we feel your pain. Feel free to share your
> bowel woes.

Does Brown Onion really think of his poop as his babies?

If not, why does he use the term "midwife" for those who help him with his poop?

But We are the ones 'issues about the way he talks about his poop.



https://www.midirs.org/how-to-become-a-midwife/definition-midwife/



The word ‘midwife’ means ‘with woman’. A midwife is widely regarded to be a trained professional who assists women with pregnancy, childbirth and the postpartum period. The role of the midwife is diverse and includes supporting women and their families, providing information about how to maintain healthy pregnancies and carrying out clinical examinations.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Dr. Obvi Onion ()
Date: January 31, 2020 02:26PM

How insane is Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Poopy Longstocking Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > New here and a bit confused. Are we wanting
> to
> > > discuss IBS issues or angry at everyone who
> > posts
> > > about? I suffer from IBS and it sucks.
> >
> >
> > You aren’t alone as the Jerry West sized crap
> I
> > dropped, along with a LA coliseum, Lakers
> jersey,
> > and several NBA champions rings was awful. My
> > midwives helped me and I hurt but I hear you.
> You
> > aren’t alone as this is where we discuss our
> IBS
> > and we feel your pain. Feel free to share your
> > bowel woes.
>
> Does Brown Onion really think of his poop as his
> babies?
>
> If not, why does he use the term "midwife" for
> those who help him with his poop?
>
> But We are the ones 'issues about the way he
> talks about his poop.
>
>
>
> https://www.midirs.org/how-to-become-a-midwife/def
> inition-midwife/
>
>
>
> The word ‘midwife’ means ‘with woman’. A
> midwife is widely regarded to be a trained
> professional who assists women with pregnancy,
> childbirth and the postpartum period. The role of
> the midwife is diverse and includes supporting
> women and their families, providing information
> about how to maintain healthy pregnancies and
> carrying out clinical examinations.

Short answer is yes, BO thinks of his shit as his babies and thinks his anus a vagina and his lower colon is his uterus. Its disturbing. He pretends its hyperbole but just look at the fact that he repeats himself week in week out for what, like 5 years now.

B0 is mentally ill

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 31, 2020 02:29PM

Dr. Obvi Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> How insane is Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Poopy Longstocking Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > New here and a bit confused. Are we
> wanting
> > to
> > > > discuss IBS issues or angry at everyone who
> > > posts
> > > > about? I suffer from IBS and it sucks.
> > >
> > >
> > > You aren’t alone as the Jerry West sized
> crap
> > I
> > > dropped, along with a LA coliseum, Lakers
> > jersey,
> > > and several NBA champions rings was awful. My
> > > midwives helped me and I hurt but I hear you.
> > You
> > > aren’t alone as this is where we discuss
> our
> > IBS
> > > and we feel your pain. Feel free to share
> your
> > > bowel woes.
> >
> > Does Brown Onion really think of his poop as
> his
> > babies?
> >
> > If not, why does he use the term "midwife" for
> > those who help him with his poop?
> >
> > But We are the ones 'issues about the way he
> > talks about his poop.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> https://www.midirs.org/how-to-become-a-midwife/def
>
> > inition-midwife/
> >
> >
> >
> > The word ‘midwife’ means ‘with woman’.
> A
> > midwife is widely regarded to be a trained
> > professional who assists women with pregnancy,
> > childbirth and the postpartum period. The role
> of
> > the midwife is diverse and includes supporting
> > women and their families, providing information
> > about how to maintain healthy pregnancies and
> > carrying out clinical examinations.
>
> Short answer is yes, BO thinks of his shit as his
> babies and thinks his anus a vagina and his lower
> colon is his uterus. Its disturbing. He pretends
> its hyperbole but just look at the fact that he
> repeats himself week in week out for what, like 5
> years now.
>
> B0 is mentally ill


Your obsessed. You’re the one who’s mentally ill. How do you add humor to your health conditions? Seriously you are disturbing. More later as I drop cinder blocks.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: January 31, 2020 02:49PM

Tacos, enchiladas, refried beans. Sodas and hot sauce too. Take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 31, 2020 03:00PM

Dad is bent over and screaming in pain. He’s got blood in the rear of his white underwear. The obese neighbor is walking around singing “I’m the man I’m the man I’m the man.” Mom and grandma are taking me to game stop. This house is unusual.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 31, 2020 04:54PM

Im not sure but I think this is the last day of the 2 for 5 dollar quarter pounders with cheese deal at McDonalds. I am going to run through the drive thru and get 4 of them for dinner tonight. I have a case of budweiser chilling in the fridge at home. Going to be a good night. My bowels can recover in the morning as I am going to sleep in.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Five years tomorrow ()
Date: January 31, 2020 05:19PM

"Brown Onion" was registered on 2/01/2015

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/profile.php?40,11986


Should we do something for his five years?

In honor of BO on his five years lets all shit while showering tomorrow to commiserate with his plight. Cleaning the shit up will all give us just a taste of how he lives each and every day. I'm gonna go down to Home Depot and pay a day worker to wash up. What is Spanish for "midwife"? Does BO make his dayworkers wear female wigs to fully commit to his fantasies?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO ()
Date: January 31, 2020 05:22PM

Five years tomorrow Wrote:
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> "Brown Onion" was registered on 2/01/2015
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/profile.ph
> p?40,11986
>
>
> Should we do something for his five years?
>
> In honor of BO on his five years lets all shit
> while showering tomorrow to commiserate with his
> plight. Cleaning the shit up will all give us
> just a taste of how he lives each and every day.
> I'm gonna go down to Home Depot and pay a day
> worker to wash up. What is Spanish for "midwife"?
> Does BO make his dayworkers wear female wigs to
> fully commit to his fantasies?
I honor people like BO every day, and my condition is worse than his
It’s going on 4 years for me, what y’all gonna do for me!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: For the Record Onion ()
Date: January 31, 2020 06:36PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Dr. Obvi Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How insane is Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Poopy Longstocking Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > New here and a bit confused. Are we
> > wanting
> > > to
> > > > > discuss IBS issues or angry at everyone
> who
> > > > posts
> > > > > about? I suffer from IBS and it sucks.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You aren’t alone as the Jerry West sized
> > crap
> > > I
> > > > dropped, along with a LA coliseum, Lakers
> > > jersey,
> > > > and several NBA champions rings was awful.
> My
> > > > midwives helped me and I hurt but I hear
> you.
> > > You
> > > > aren’t alone as this is where we discuss
> > our
> > > IBS
> > > > and we feel your pain. Feel free to share
> > your
> > > > bowel woes.
> > >
> > > Does Brown Onion really think of his poop as
> > his
> > > babies?
> > >
> > > If not, why does he use the term "midwife"
> for
> > > those who help him with his poop?
> > >
> > > But We are the ones 'issues about the way he
> > > talks about his poop.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> https://www.midirs.org/how-to-become-a-midwife/def
>
> >
> > > inition-midwife/
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The word ‘midwife’ means ‘with
> woman’.
> > A
> > > midwife is widely regarded to be a trained
> > > professional who assists women with
> pregnancy,
> > > childbirth and the postpartum period. The
> role
> > of
> > > the midwife is diverse and includes
> supporting
> > > women and their families, providing
> information
> > > about how to maintain healthy pregnancies and
> > > carrying out clinical examinations.
> >
> > Short answer is yes, BO thinks of his shit as
> his
> > babies and thinks his anus a vagina and his
> lower
> > colon is his uterus. Its disturbing. He
> pretends
> > its hyperbole but just look at the fact that he
> > repeats himself week in week out for what, like
> 5
> > years now.
> >
> > B0 is mentally ill
>
>
> Your obsessed. You’re the one who’s mentally
> ill. How do you add humor to your health
> conditions? Seriously you are disturbing. More
> later as I drop cinder blocks.

Youre just getting angry at the messenger - everything I said is true. You think midwives help you 'deliver' your bowel movements. That is what you say right?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: A little bird told me ()
Date: January 31, 2020 07:53PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> Anyways, I hope all the BiB’s are good. After
> suffering from constipation and IBS for years and
> useless doctors, I finally bit the bullet. Last
> week I paid 6 black men to meet up with me in a
> motel room. They took turns assfucking me and they
> stretched my bowels so wide that my IBS has
> completely gone away.
>
> I highly recommend my fellow BiBs try this.


Brown Onion thinks that his turds are his babies because of the Sperm Enemas he was getting from his BBCs,

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Girl of my dreams ()
Date: January 31, 2020 08:39PM

And she is having my baby!
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: no wipie ()
Date: January 31, 2020 09:53PM

She must have had to go to push it out that quick. No wipie

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: January 31, 2020 11:31PM

Wow you all are obsessed. Lots of free time. Bunch of assholes.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Drunk Hillbilly ()
Date: February 01, 2020 12:04AM

Mama used to say best not brining up religion politics or digestion problems.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Blue-America ()
Date: February 01, 2020 12:41AM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 01, 2020 09:39AM

The obese neighbor and dad are counting stacks of cash at the breakfast table. Grandma is out delivering their jars of jenkum around the area. The obese neighbor is always laughing about order #2. This is going to be a screwed up day, so time to turn on my Switch with granola.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spinning Signs ()
Date: February 01, 2020 01:25PM

where is the spinning signs guy? I loved his tales of oil changes and his side jobs putting bayz in bayz.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Piccadilly Pooper ()
Date: February 01, 2020 03:14PM

Would Skateboarding help my bowels too?
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 01, 2020 04:22PM

Well, I finally pushed my bowels over the edge. I was in Annandale and ate Korean food that was very spicy. I barely made it home in time to get my ass over the groan throne bowl.
I thought my bowels were invincible but I was wrong. Now I am dehydrated and just took Imodium AD. Please pray for me BiB's.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 01, 2020 06:46PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Well, I finally pushed my bowels over the edge. I
> was in Annandale and ate Korean food that was very
> spicy. I barely made it home in time to get my ass
> over the groan throne bowl.
> I thought my bowels were invincible but I was
> wrong. Now I am dehydrated and just took Imodium
> AD. Please pray for me BiB's.


Going to pray for you and all cats eaten. Hope their claws don’t scratch your insides or that you have that shitty Asian virus from these third world barbarians.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Weirdo Alert ()
Date: February 01, 2020 07:24PM

Just when I thought this site was odd this one wins for most fucked up.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Shawn Scheisster ()
Date: February 01, 2020 07:38PM

Weirdo Alert Wrote:
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> Just when I thought this site was odd this one
> wins for most fucked up.


I just hate it when a young superior boweled person looks down on those of us who suffer.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 01, 2020 08:24PM

Shawn Scheisster Wrote:
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> Weirdo Alert Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just when I thought this site was odd this one
> > wins for most fucked up.
>
>
> I just hate it when a young superior boweled
> person looks down on those of us who suffer.


Not sure if the case. I’m willing to give this person benefit of the doubt but Brown Onion is correct that a lot of times true.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: February 01, 2020 08:30PM

I like to gargle black men’s nutsack chowder. It’s great for the bowels, too. Try it sometime.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 01, 2020 09:56PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> I like to gargle black men’s nutsack chowder.
> It’s great for the bowels, too. Try it sometime.


Imitation is the best flattery. So glad you are enamored with Miscavage, Spring Onion, myself and others here. Are you one of those white people that dress up like the black people by any chance?

Working on a stellar backbreaking scream basketball sized shit here. Hoping Kobe’s helicopter can not be a part of this one as the blades could really hurt as I push with breathing exercises and the midwives.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Gary Melder ()
Date: February 02, 2020 02:19AM

Hello,

I am Brown Onion (Jim’s) neighbor. He is a good guy, but with his age he does suffer from mild dementia. His drivers’ license was taken away five years ago, so don’t carry any worry that he actually has a Buick or runs over Hispanic people. Its just more of his delusional rhetoric. He does have wonderful people taking care of him (home health care nurses) who he calls his midwives. We check on him often, but in his usual state, he forgets us by the next day. He has recently been draining his colostomy bag into numerous containers around his house. Sadly, dementia does that to people. I only learned about his involvement on this website because one day I stopped by with my wife to check up on him, and he was shouting angrily at his computer.

Jim will soon be a ward of the state, as he has no surviving relatives. His last known blood relative (sister Matilda) passed in 2016 and his pension and health insurance is nearly depleted. His nurses are not qualified to deal with his dementia and the resulting burden.

Please just be kind to him. In his current state, this forum is his only social outlet. I wish I could do more, but I am retired myself and my wife is in poor health. Thanks for your time.

Gary Melder

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Colostamy bag lol ()
Date: February 02, 2020 02:32AM

Gary Melder Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hello,
>
> I am Brown Onion (Jim’s) neighbor. He is a good
> guy, but with his age he does suffer from mild
> dementia. His drivers’ license was taken away
> five years ago, so don’t carry any worry that he
> actually has a Buick or runs over Hispanic people.
> Its just more of his delusional rhetoric. He does
> have wonderful people taking care of him (home
> health care nurses) who he calls his midwives. We
> check on him often, but in his usual state, he
> forgets us by the next day. He has recently been
> draining his colostomy bag into numerous
> containers around his house. Sadly, dementia does
> that to people. I only learned about his
> involvement on this website because one day I
> stopped by with my wife to check up on him, and he
> was shouting angrily at his computer.
>
> Jim will soon be a ward of the state, as he has no
> surviving relatives. His last known blood relative
> (sister Matilda) passed in 2016 and his pension
> and health insurance is nearly depleted. His
> nurses are not qualified to deal with his dementia
> and the resulting burden.
>
> Please just be kind to him. In his current state,
> this forum is his only social outlet. I wish I
> could do more, but I am retired myself and my wife
> is in poor health. Thanks for your time.
>
> Gary Melder


Lol. Holy shit. Now it all makes sense.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Ekee ()
Date: February 02, 2020 06:26AM

Colostamy bag lol Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Gary Melder Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hello,
> >
> > I am Brown Onion (Jim’s) neighbor. He is a
> good
> > guy, but with his age he does suffer from mild
> > dementia. His drivers’ license was taken away
> > five years ago, so don’t carry any worry that
> he
> > actually has a Buick or runs over Hispanic
> people.
> > Its just more of his delusional rhetoric. He
> does
> > have wonderful people taking care of him (home
> > health care nurses) who he calls his midwives.
> We
> > check on him often, but in his usual state, he
> > forgets us by the next day. He has recently
> been
> > draining his colostomy bag into numerous
> > containers around his house. Sadly, dementia
> does
> > that to people. I only learned about his
> > involvement on this website because one day I
> > stopped by with my wife to check up on him, and
> he
> > was shouting angrily at his computer.
> >
> > Jim will soon be a ward of the state, as he has
> no
> > surviving relatives. His last known blood
> relative
> > (sister Matilda) passed in 2016 and his pension
> > and health insurance is nearly depleted. His
> > nurses are not qualified to deal with his
> dementia
> > and the resulting burden.
> >
> > Please just be kind to him. In his current
> state,
> > this forum is his only social outlet. I wish I
> > could do more, but I am retired myself and my
> wife
> > is in poor health. Thanks for your time.
> >
> > Gary Melder
>
>
> Lol. Holy shit. Now it all makes sense.

FFU is so great he doesn’t forget FFU

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 02, 2020 10:09AM

I think I can see light at the end of the tunnel after my experience with the Korean food I had yesterday. I guess I better give my bowels a break after all they have been through. For breakfast I had whole wheat toast and a orange.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: I say bullshit ()
Date: February 02, 2020 03:41PM

Gary Melder Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hello,
>
> I am Brown Onion (Jim’s) neighbor. He is a good
> guy, but with his age he does suffer from mild
> dementia. His drivers’ license was taken away
> five years ago, so don’t carry any worry that he
> actually has a Buick or runs over Hispanic people.
> Its just more of his delusional rhetoric. He does
> have wonderful people taking care of him (home
> health care nurses) who he calls his midwives. We
> check on him often, but in his usual state, he
> forgets us by the next day. He has recently been
> draining his colostomy bag into numerous
> containers around his house. Sadly, dementia does
> that to people. I only learned about his
> involvement on this website because one day I
> stopped by with my wife to check up on him, and he
> was shouting angrily at his computer.
>
> Jim will soon be a ward of the state, as he has no
> surviving relatives. His last known blood relative
> (sister Matilda) passed in 2016 and his pension
> and health insurance is nearly depleted. His
> nurses are not qualified to deal with his dementia
> and the resulting burden.
>
> Please just be kind to him. In his current state,
> this forum is his only social outlet. I wish I
> could do more, but I am retired myself and my wife
> is in poor health. Thanks for your time.
>
> Gary Melder


This was posted at 2:19 in the morning. I dont buy it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: February 02, 2020 05:05PM

Poopy Fartz eating bad food and lots of it for Super Bowl. Poopy Fartz expecting a log jam. Poopy Fartz might have to call in sick tomorrow. Poopy Fartz discovered today how tasty mango WhiteClaw is.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 02, 2020 05:31PM

Patently false. I’ve known Brown for years. A complete lie.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: shallot ()
Date: February 02, 2020 06:50PM

Yeh, white claws are good. Drink enuf of them and might cure that other guys cinder block issues by thinning up the stool.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: The only complete lie ()
Date: February 02, 2020 07:11PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Patently false. I’ve known Brown for years. A
> complete lie.


Rusty Craplace actually is Brown Onion himself. He is 37 years old and Lives in Laurel and works in an office in Glen Allen. He is a fecalpheliac. He does not consider himself a weirdo because his fondness for poop doesn't have a sexual component. His coworkers think he might be gay for the excessive time he spends in the men's room. He just really likes the smells and sounds of other people pooping.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Superior Bowels ()
Date: February 02, 2020 08:29PM

Took a halftime hot squat and effortlessly dropped a shepherds pie in the bowl. Feel like a new man for the second half.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 02, 2020 09:01PM

I think the Lopez lady doesn’t eat iguanas. Not bad for a beaner. Watching the super bowl here, and trying not to laugh at the insidious and false comments by superior bowel people. Lopez definitely has a good set of bowels. The way she shakes as she dances, my best guess is she doesn’t think of a groan throne much or need midwives.

Going to drop a Lombardi Trophy here soon enough. My bowels predict a chiefs victory, although I think more white people play for the 49ers.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Right again ()
Date: February 02, 2020 09:56PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I think the Lopez lady doesn’t eat iguanas. Not
> bad for a beaner. Watching the super bowl here,
> and trying not to laugh at the insidious and false
> comments by superior bowel people. Lopez
> definitely has a good set of bowels. The way she
> shakes as she dances, my best guess is she
> doesn’t think of a groan throne much or need
> midwives.
>
> Going to drop a Lombardi Trophy here soon enough.
> My bowels predict a chiefs victory, although I
> think more white people play for the 49ers.

If Brown Onion isn't a troll, then he is a senile, racist piece of shit who thinks too much about shit.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Anon Doc. ()
Date: February 02, 2020 10:40PM

Right again Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think the Lopez lady doesn’t eat iguanas.
> Not
> > bad for a beaner. Watching the super bowl here,
> > and trying not to laugh at the insidious and
> false
> > comments by superior bowel people. Lopez
> > definitely has a good set of bowels. The way
> she
> > shakes as she dances, my best guess is she
> > doesn’t think of a groan throne much or need
> > midwives.
> >
> > Going to drop a Lombardi Trophy here soon
> enough.
> > My bowels predict a chiefs victory, although I
> > think more white people play for the 49ers.
>
> If Brown Onion isn't a troll, then he is a senile,
> racist piece of shit who thinks too much about
> shit.


Your obtuse write up, only causes mental midgets like this idiot to act even more foolish. All of us here know that psychiatry would be best here.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: February 02, 2020 11:53PM

Fucking assholes. You make fun of these people. Why not grow a pair of testicles and act like men?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Nasty fuck ()
Date: February 03, 2020 12:25AM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> I like to gargle black men’s nutsack chowder.
> It’s great for the bowels, too. Try it sometime.


Go away, faggot.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 03, 2020 08:37AM

My boss told me to take the day off after an accident. This makes me sad as I want to work but my problem continues.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: February 03, 2020 09:08AM

Nasty fuck Wrote:
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> Miscavage. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I like to gargle black men’s nutsack chowder.
> > It’s great for the bowels, too. Try it
> sometime.
>
>
> Go away, faggot.


Twit. Go fuck with your poodle you sick demented twat.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 03, 2020 10:39AM

I hurt this morning. Luckily I still can work. Yet the bloody stool doesn’t help. I’m sure it’s size related but it’s not easy to go back to the computer.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 11:48AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> I hurt this morning. Luckily I still can work. Yet
> the bloody stool doesn’t help. I’m sure it’s
> size related but it’s not easy to go back to the
> computer.


Odd shape boulders are very strange. Especially when cinder blocks are involved. Hope your rear end is better.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Everybody POOPS ()
Date: February 03, 2020 12:05PM

Why do people get so upset over this talking about the thing each and every one of us does daily?
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 01:29PM

We don’t want such nasty videos of this activity. If you like shit start a thread of your own.

Shit is a source of pain for us and our starfish. And way of life.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 02:01PM

Just ate 12 Ballpark hotdogs, 5 eggs, and beer. Take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 04:03PM

Dad is walking around the house in a bra and panties. The obese neighbor is grinning, smacking him on his rear end, and smoking cigarettes. The obese neighbor is drinking beer, dad white wine, as the obese neighbor is grilling all kinds of food for them. This house is a difficult place to be a college student.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boomer Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 04:08PM

My son always gets mad when I wear his bras and panties around the house. What is wrong with kids today?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Inspiration Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 06:25PM

Peanut butter shits gone but it took awhile for the Holiday refined flour products to be phased out. Lots of carry out lots of baked goods = peanut butter shits. Its like trying to pass JIff extra creamy - no fun. Back to cabbage, vegs, soy protein, fish and lots of water.

I like the defecation pictures - they remind us of how a good movement really flows like firm lava or a peaty moist clay. Inspiring.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: French Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 07:07PM

Inspiration Onion Wrote:
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>
> I like the defecation pictures - they remind us of
> how a good movement really flows like firm lava or
> a peaty moist clay. Inspiring.


How can anyone claim poop is a way of life and not be inspired by healthy bowel movements?
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 03, 2020 09:09PM

To those who make fun of us age will catch up with you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Vegan Onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 10:40PM

I think if you went vegan you’d feel better!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: naughtydelicious onion ()
Date: February 03, 2020 10:45PM

French Onion Wrote:
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> Inspiration Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > I like the defecation pictures - they remind us
> of
> > how a good movement really flows like firm lava
> or
> > a peaty moist clay. Inspiring.
>
>
> How can anyone claim poop is a way of life and not
> be inspired by healthy bowel movements?


That gentleman is straining and not healthful. The women posted above have bowels yielding a robust volume, consistency and flow - both informative and naughtydelicious...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: February 03, 2020 11:38PM

naughtydelicious onion Wrote:
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> French Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Inspiration Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > > I like the defecation pictures - they remind
> us
> > of
> > > how a good movement really flows like firm
> lava
> > or
> > > a peaty moist clay. Inspiring.
> >
> >
> > How can anyone claim poop is a way of life and
> not
> > be inspired by healthy bowel movements?
>
>
> That gentleman is straining and not healthful.
> The women posted above have bowels yielding a
> robust volume, consistency and flow - both
> informative and naughtydelicious...

Are you coked out of your mind asshole?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Turd Burglar ()
Date: February 04, 2020 12:29AM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 04, 2020 07:56AM

I will make it to work today.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 04, 2020 08:36AM

Life here at Phillip Blithestone Preparatory College is just fine. There are plenty of healthy organic food choices and I am studying to learn where countries like Germany and New Zealand are on the map. I got a call from mom last night and she told me things are difficult with she and my dad. Turns out Dad and the Obese Neighbor have been using Mom's underwear and baking equipment for recreational activities and not cleaning them properly. She says she is back up to two packs a day and our parish priest just tells her this is all part of God's plan.

Now Im off to my per-algebra class but only after I finish my wheat grass and tofu muffin with fair trade honey and organic spearmint cleanse tea...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 04, 2020 10:08AM

Good morning. It’s a tough one here, as the midwives are wearing oxygen masks. Looks like the bubonic plague or Coronavirus from slant eyes could be an issue. They have taken my blood pressure, vitals, as I sit on the groan throne waiting for dilation. These big ones really hurt. I can feel this sliding through my innards, and razors may be in this cinder block. This is a non stop repeat cycle, and I’m grateful to the midwives, but wish they could make this bathroom look less like an Ebola virus camp in a third world shithole.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Your Babies Are Shit Onion ()
Date: February 04, 2020 11:54AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Good morning. It’s a tough one here, as the
> midwives are wearing oxygen masks. Looks like the
> bubonic plague or Coronavirus from slant eyes
> could be an issue. They have taken my blood
> pressure, vitals, as I sit on the groan throne
> waiting for dilation. These big ones really hurt.
> I can feel this sliding through my innards, and
> razors may be in this cinder block. This is a non
> stop repeat cycle, and I’m grateful to the
> midwives, but wish they could make this bathroom
> look less like an Ebola virus camp in a third
> world shithole.

'giving birth' to your feces again? Midwives in your bathroom again? Why not just say you are taking a shit like a normal person would? Why the disgusting, unnatural shit-baby fantasies. What is wrong with you?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 04, 2020 01:23PM

Your Babies Are Shit Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good morning. It’s a tough one here, as the
> > midwives are wearing oxygen masks. Looks like
> the
> > bubonic plague or Coronavirus from slant eyes
> > could be an issue. They have taken my blood
> > pressure, vitals, as I sit on the groan throne
> > waiting for dilation. These big ones really
> hurt.
> > I can feel this sliding through my innards, and
> > razors may be in this cinder block. This is a
> non
> > stop repeat cycle, and I’m grateful to the
> > midwives, but wish they could make this
> bathroom
> > look less like an Ebola virus camp in a third
> > world shithole.
>
> 'giving birth' to your feces again? Midwives in
> your bathroom again? Why not just say you are
> taking a shit like a normal person would? Why the
> disgusting, unnatural shit-baby fantasies. What
> is wrong with you?


No the question is what’s wrong about you? One day when you’re old, you’ll remember the taunting and this mocking. Unlike third world garbage, I pay for my midwives out of my wallet, and not the Latino defense fund aka welfare. You’re lucky you don’t have cinder blocks or mid sized SUVs but the day you will you’ll be more sympathetic. Now you’re an asshole. Mow my grass.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown onion innocent victim ()
Date: February 04, 2020 01:33PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Your Babies Are Shit Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Good morning. It’s a tough one here, as the
> > > midwives are wearing oxygen masks. Looks like
> > the
> > > bubonic plague or Coronavirus from slant eyes
> > > could be an issue. They have taken my blood
> > > pressure, vitals, as I sit on the groan
> throne
> > > waiting for dilation. These big ones really
> > hurt.
> > > I can feel this sliding through my innards,
> and
> > > razors may be in this cinder block. This is a
> > non
> > > stop repeat cycle, and I’m grateful to the
> > > midwives, but wish they could make this
> > bathroom
> > > look less like an Ebola virus camp in a third
> > > world shithole.
> >
> > 'giving birth' to your feces again? Midwives
> in
> > your bathroom again? Why not just say you are
> > taking a shit like a normal person would? Why
> the
> > disgusting, unnatural shit-baby fantasies.
> What
> > is wrong with you?
>
>
> No the question is what’s wrong about you? One
> day when you’re old, you’ll remember the
> taunting and this mocking. Unlike third world
> garbage, I pay for my midwives out of my wallet,
> and not the Latino defense fund aka welfare.
> You’re lucky you don’t have cinder blocks or
> mid sized SUVs but the day you will you’ll be
> more sympathetic. Now you’re an asshole. Mow my
> grass.

I have people in my life who love me enough to tell me the truth. I don't think I am going to outlive them all.

You type absurd disgusting things. You talk about bowel movements as if they are your children. Look at your side of the street and realize maybe it time for a loving soul to take the keyboard away from you so you quit spreading your senility.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 04, 2020 02:51PM

Brown onion innocent victim Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Your Babies Are Shit Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Good morning. It’s a tough one here, as
> the
> > > > midwives are wearing oxygen masks. Looks
> like
> > > the
> > > > bubonic plague or Coronavirus from slant
> eyes
> > > > could be an issue. They have taken my blood
> > > > pressure, vitals, as I sit on the groan
> > throne
> > > > waiting for dilation. These big ones really
> > > hurt.
> > > > I can feel this sliding through my innards,
> > and
> > > > razors may be in this cinder block. This is
> a
> > > non
> > > > stop repeat cycle, and I’m grateful to
> the
> > > > midwives, but wish they could make this
> > > bathroom
> > > > look less like an Ebola virus camp in a
> third
> > > > world shithole.
> > >
> > > 'giving birth' to your feces again? Midwives
> > in
> > > your bathroom again? Why not just say you
> are
> > > taking a shit like a normal person would?
> Why
> > the
> > > disgusting, unnatural shit-baby fantasies.
> > What
> > > is wrong with you?
> >
> >
> > No the question is what’s wrong about you?
> One
> > day when you’re old, you’ll remember the
> > taunting and this mocking. Unlike third world
> > garbage, I pay for my midwives out of my
> wallet,
> > and not the Latino defense fund aka welfare.
> > You’re lucky you don’t have cinder blocks
> or
> > mid sized SUVs but the day you will you’ll be
> > more sympathetic. Now you’re an asshole. Mow
> my
> > grass.
>
> I have people in my life who love me enough to
> tell me the truth. I don't think I am going to
> outlive them all.
>
> You type absurd disgusting things. You talk about
> bowel movements as if they are your children. Look
> at your side of the street and realize maybe it
> time for a loving soul to take the keyboard away
> from you so you quit spreading your senility.

From my side of the fence, you post disgusting things. BO hasn’t been the same since his wife’s passing, but other than his bowel woes, you’re probably stuck with him for several years. His family has a long life expectancy. Why don’t you just allow him and us to express ourselves in peace? Let go. Please. While it’s your right to constantly complain, better to move on to more important things than obsessing/letting them eat you up.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage.. ()
Date: February 04, 2020 03:47PM

Brown onion innocent victim Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Your Babies Are Shit Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Good morning. It’s a tough one here, as
> the
> > > > midwives are wearing oxygen masks. Looks
> like
> > > the
> > > > bubonic plague or Coronavirus from slant
> eyes
> > > > could be an issue. They have taken my blood
> > > > pressure, vitals, as I sit on the groan
> > throne
> > > > waiting for dilation. These big ones really
> > > hurt.
> > > > I can feel this sliding through my innards,
> > and
> > > > razors may be in this cinder block. This is
> a
> > > non
> > > > stop repeat cycle, and I’m grateful to
> the
> > > > midwives, but wish they could make this
> > > bathroom
> > > > look less like an Ebola virus camp in a
> third
> > > > world shithole.
> > >
> > > 'giving birth' to your feces again? Midwives
> > in
> > > your bathroom again? Why not just say you
> are
> > > taking a shit like a normal person would?
> Why
> > the
> > > disgusting, unnatural shit-baby fantasies.
> > What
> > > is wrong with you?
> >
> >
> > No the question is what’s wrong about you?
> One
> > day when you’re old, you’ll remember the
> > taunting and this mocking. Unlike third world
> > garbage, I pay for my midwives out of my
> wallet,
> > and not the Latino defense fund aka welfare.
> > You’re lucky you don’t have cinder blocks
> or
> > mid sized SUVs but the day you will you’ll be
> > more sympathetic. Now you’re an asshole. Mow
> my
> > grass.
>
> I have people in my life who love me enough to
> tell me the truth. I don't think I am going to
> outlive them all.
>
> You type absurd disgusting things. You talk about
> bowel movements as if they are your children. Look
> at your side of the street and realize maybe it
> time for a loving soul to take the keyboard away
> from you so you quit spreading your senility.

Shut your hole fuckface.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: DumpCartes ()
Date: February 04, 2020 05:14PM

I poop, therefore I am.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: screaming onion ()
Date: February 04, 2020 05:21PM

Hi Im having a infant come out of my ass in the toilet and women are here to hold my balls and spread my cheeks. Oh they are Latino thus criminals and moochers. Having the infant come out of my ass really hurts. I nicknamed my anus a 'starfish.' I really care about digestion and physical health so that is why I say these important things over and over and over.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 04, 2020 05:28PM

screaming onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi Im having a infant come out of my ass in the
> toilet and women are here to hold my balls and
> spread my cheeks. Oh they are Latino thus
> criminals and moochers. Having the infant come
> out of my ass really hurts. I nicknamed my anus a
> 'starfish.' I really care about digestion and
> physical health so that is why I say these
> important things over and over and over.

Good thoughts to you SO. Don’t forget the leather bite strap and remind the crew to blot your starfish with witch hazel after the horrendous passing. Godspeed.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Turd World ()
Date: February 04, 2020 05:52PM

Any Turkish Toilets available at restaurants in Fairfax. Missing ancestral bathrooms back home in sand land and prefer to squat over a hole.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 04, 2020 05:57PM

If I was more of a man, I would care about Brown Onion's mental deterioration. But honestly, like the rest of the sick fucks here at FFXU, I like laughing at his plight too. My main fear is the negativity directed towards him might scare him away from dumping his shit about dumping his shit.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bernie Sanders ()
Date: February 04, 2020 06:05PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> If I was more of a man, I would care about Brown
> Onion's mental deterioration. But honestly, like
> the rest of the sick fucks here at FFXU, I like
> laughing at his plight too. My main fear is the
> negativity directed towards him might scare him
> away from dumping his shit about dumping his shit.


Nobody cares. You should go fuck yourself.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: February 04, 2020 06:07PM

I just swallowed a huge load Tyrone’s horsecock chowder. That was right after he reamed my starfish.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Pretty, Pretty? ()
Date: February 04, 2020 07:00PM

yummmmmmmm
Attachments:
pppppppppp.gif

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 04, 2020 08:42PM

Fuck you. You are a sick demented fuck. Brown Onion and his friends don't post shit images. You do. Remember who has the problem. Its not BO and company.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 04, 2020 09:48PM

To the individual who’s so upset that you’re obsessed about us, our problems, would it help you get IBS? I’m not sure it’s possible, but maybe if you walked in our shoes you’d be more understanding. At your age I’d be getting laid. Instead you’re fighting a bunch of older guys online with shit imagery.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: It isn't Rocket Science ()
Date: February 04, 2020 11:23PM

Here is a spiritual maxim.

"Never discuss your poop with people to interested in your poop."

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 04, 2020 11:37PM

Hey Miscavage,

Lets get together soon and eat each other’s shit. Can’t wait!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: With Feces-Child Onion ()
Date: February 05, 2020 09:02AM

Once again I am about to give birth to a human infant from my rear end because my colon is really a feces-uterus and my anus is a 'starfish' vagina that is too small for the size of the infants that come out of it and are brown cinderblocks too. I have immigrant women from South and Central America here in my bathroom to help me deliver my feces-infant from my starfish to the toilet bowel. These women are 'no-speaks' and steal from me. Giving birth to feces-babies hurts very much so I scratch the grout in the tile work in my bathroom because it hurts so much. I like to mention all this because its important to discuss this topic so that others who think they are giving birth to feces-babies can feel better and not alone.

The pictures of the woman delivering a feces-rope-baby are instructive of how smooth pretend feces childbirth should go. Also naughtydelicious

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Reality Bro ()
Date: February 05, 2020 10:13AM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Life here at Phillip Blithestone Preparatory
> College is just fine. There are plenty of healthy
> organic food choices and I am studying to learn
> where countries like Germany and New Zealand are
> on the map. I got a call from mom last night and
> she told me things are difficult with she and my
> dad. Turns out Dad and the Obese Neighbor have
> been using Mom's underwear and baking equipment
> for recreational activities and not cleaning them
> properly. She says she is back up to two packs a
> day and our parish priest just tells her this is
> all part of God's plan.
>
> Now Im off to my per-algebra class but only after
> I finish my wheat grass and tofu muffin with fair
> trade honey and organic spearmint cleanse tea...


Spring you sound like a real faggot - how are your bowels?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 05, 2020 12:13PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hey Miscavage,
>
> Lets get together soon and eat each other’s
> shit. Can’t wait!


Dumb ass pollock.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: The Real Supporter ()
Date: February 05, 2020 02:16PM

As a woman stop acting out/lashing out on each other. Let and let live as all of us have problems and name calling doesn’t help.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 05, 2020 02:36PM

The Real Supporter Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> As a woman stop acting out/lashing out on each
> other. Let and let live as all of us have problems
> and name calling doesn’t help.

I hope people here will hear you out. For whatever reason one guy is extremely angry and obsessed over Brown Onion. Sad!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 05, 2020 03:14PM

The cold sausage finger doctor visit was a nightmare. I go for help and instead it’s being sodomized for truffles, and blood work for whatever reason. The prescriptions don’t help, at best they are a placebo. For him to talk with me looking away in the window, and smoking a cigarette is disrespectful. His nurse from Haiti probably is another illegal, and her broken English and medical training isn’t worth a dime. I’m out $40 with a sore rear end and nothing to show for it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: February 05, 2020 03:33PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The cold sausage finger doctor visit was a
> nightmare. I go for help and instead it’s being
> sodomized for truffles, and blood work for
> whatever reason. The prescriptions don’t help,
> at best they are a placebo. For him to talk with
> me looking away in the window, and smoking a
> cigarette is disrespectful. His nurse from Haiti
> probably is another illegal, and her broken
> English and medical training isn’t worth a dime.
> I’m out $40 with a sore rear end and nothing to
> show for it.


Calling complete bullshit!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Corn Holder ()
Date: February 05, 2020 05:23PM

Asking the experts. Husband and I ingest corn via the cobb and can in our diet. How come it passes through so quickly and appears to be undigested? Is like pooping marbles and satisfying but- Is it good to keep whole corn in our
Keto diet? Btw, popped popcorn at the theatre always clogs.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Diaper Dan ()
Date: February 05, 2020 05:26PM

Whenever I shit in my adult diapers, I think of how fortunate my babies are to be diapered instantly after birth.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Lame onion ()
Date: February 05, 2020 06:22PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The cold sausage finger doctor visit was a
> nightmare. I go for help and instead it’s being
> sodomized for truffles, and blood work for
> whatever reason. The prescriptions don’t help,
> at best they are a placebo. For him to talk with
> me looking away in the window, and smoking a
> cigarette is disrespectful. His nurse from Haiti
> probably is another illegal, and her broken
> English and medical training isn’t worth a dime.
> I’m out $40 with a sore rear end and nothing to
> show for it.

Nothing you write is even close to amusing or funny like you think. Please just quit trolling and leave humor to the experts.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Carolina Woodz ()
Date: February 05, 2020 06:53PM

Pretty, Pretty? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> yummmmmmmm

Eustis an me like watching women pooping. We like oriental women to an’s not the creepy stuff.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: starfish vagina Onion ()
Date: February 05, 2020 07:01PM

With Feces-Child Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Once again I am about to give birth to a human
> infant from my rear end because my colon is really
> a feces-uterus and my anus is a 'starfish' vagina
> that is too small for the size of the infants that
> come out of it and are brown cinderblocks too. I
> have immigrant women from South and Central
> America here in my bathroom to help me deliver my
> feces-infant from my starfish to the toilet bowel.
> These women are 'no-speaks' and steal from me.
> Giving birth to feces-babies hurts very much so I
> scratch the grout in the tile work in my bathroom
> because it hurts so much. I like to mention all
> this because its important to discuss this topic
> so that others who think they are giving birth to
> feces-babies can feel better and not alone.
>
> The pictures of the woman delivering a
> feces-rope-baby are instructive of how smooth
> pretend feces childbirth should go. Also
> naughtydelicious

BiB you are not alone - lots of us think our feces are babies that we deliver out of our starfishvagina. Thanks for sharing!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 05, 2020 08:31PM

A lot of negativity. Also just cleared some out of my colon. Getting the Mormon underwear was hard enough, but Mitt Romneys head is huge. My starfish is hurting, but our wonderful president is going to disembowel his dreams of political chances.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion Pretends Shit=babies ()
Date: February 05, 2020 08:54PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A lot of negativity. Also just cleared some out
> of my colon. Getting the Mormon underwear was hard
> enough, but Mitt Romneys head is huge. My
> starfish is hurting, but our wonderful president
> is going to disembowel his dreams of political
> chances.

No surprise someone pretending to give birth to their bowel movements is a big Trump supporter. Id try and explain that what Sen Romney did was because of his belief in God, his oath and the Constitution but Im sure it would be lost on a senile idiot such as your self. Why not just stick with your racist scat fantasies and skip the politics?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: February 05, 2020 09:00PM

If he and others would visit a board certified gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write ups and problems would go away. It’s so good to have added emeritus to my title.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 05, 2020 09:18PM

Retired GI Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> If he and others would visit a board certified
> gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write ups
> and problems would go away. It’s so good to have
> added emeritus to my title.


You prove my point. Look at the ego.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 06, 2020 12:23AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Retired GI Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If he and others would visit a board certified
> > gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write ups
> > and problems would go away. It’s so good to
> have
> > added emeritus to my title.
>
>
> You prove my point. Look at the ego.

And you know a thing or two about egos.
Attachments:
pois.jpg

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 06, 2020 06:03AM

Made it to work yesterday. Hoping to today.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: February 06, 2020 06:24AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Retired GI Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If he and others would visit a board certified
> > gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write ups
> > and problems would go away. It’s so good to
> have
> > added emeritus to my title.
>
>
> You prove my point. Look at the ego.

Many of us don’t have healthcare, you would think he would’ve thought about that.
If he would offer some FFU posters with ass problems some free help, then maybe some of these bowels posts would slow down.

GI, would you like to come out if retirement and look at FFU posters assholes?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 07:56AM

Have a bunch of quizes today at Willard Fenwick Preparatory College but Im ready! I had a midnight bowel cleanse and woke up at 4am to sit on the toilet with a stack of study cards I made over the last week. Im most worried about my pre-physics class, I always confuse F=MA with 'FEMA' and the 'Law of Conservatives' - we are not a religious institution but my science teachers all start class with the Lord's Prayer and a disclaimer about the age of the Universe being 5,000 years.

Mom said dad ended up at the Veterinarian Emergency Room regarding 'entrapment of small mammal in body cavity' whatever that means - dad was pretty regular about brushing and flossing so not sure how he got a cavity, maybe too many sweets...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Retired Gi ()
Date: February 06, 2020 09:07AM

Swollen colon Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Retired GI Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If he and others would visit a board
> certified
> > > gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write
> ups
> > > and problems would go away. It’s so good to
> > have
> > > added emeritus to my title.
> >
> >
> > You prove my point. Look at the ego.
>
> Many of us don’t have healthcare, you would
> think he would’ve thought about that.
> If he would offer some FFU posters with ass
> problems some free help, then maybe some of these
> bowels posts would slow down.
>
> GI, would you like to come out if retirement and
> look at FFU posters assholes?


After your and others use of coarse language and other immature behaviors, why on earth should I?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: g99em ()
Date: February 06, 2020 09:16AM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Have a bunch of quizes today at Willard Fenwick
> Preparatory College but Im ready! I had a
> midnight bowel cleanse and woke up at 4am to sit
> on the toilet with a stack of study cards I made
> over the last week. Im most worried about my
> pre-physics class, I always confuse F=MA with
> 'FEMA' and the 'Law of Conservatives' - we are not
> a religious institution but my science teachers
> all start class with the Lord's Prayer and a
> disclaimer about the age of the Universe being
> 5,000 years.
>
> Mom said dad ended up at the Veterinarian
> Emergency Room regarding 'entrapment of small
> mammal in body cavity'
whatever that means -
> dad was pretty regular about brushing and flossing
> so not sure how he got a cavity, maybe too many
> sweets...

Jesus kid you are an idiot. Are you one of Brown Onion's turd-babies?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 11:22AM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Have a bunch of quizes today at Willard Fenwick
> Preparatory College but Im ready! I had a
> midnight bowel cleanse and woke up at 4am to sit
> on the toilet with a stack of study cards I made
> over the last week. Im most worried about my
> pre-physics class, I always confuse F=MA with
> 'FEMA' and the 'Law of Conservatives' - we are not
> a religious institution but my science teachers
> all start class with the Lord's Prayer and a
> disclaimer about the age of the Universe being
> 5,000 years.
>
> Mom said dad ended up at the Veterinarian
> Emergency Room regarding 'entrapment of small
> mammal in body cavity'
whatever that means -
> dad was pretty regular about brushing and flossing
> so not sure how he got a cavity, maybe too many
> sweets...


Stop imitating a well respected young man.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 11:23AM

Swollen colon Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Retired GI Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If he and others would visit a board
> certified
> > > gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write
> ups
> > > and problems would go away. It’s so good to
> > have
> > > added emeritus to my title.
> >
> >
> > You prove my point. Look at the ego.
>
> Many of us don’t have healthcare, you would
> think he would’ve thought about that.
> If he would offer some FFU posters with ass
> problems some free help, then maybe some of these
> bowels posts would slow down.
>
> GI, would you like to come out if retirement and
> look at FFU posters assholes?

Agreed. Now do at least some here see my points about these “doctors “ being the worst?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 06, 2020 01:41PM

Backed up for days and did digit-manipulation with Fleets to extract the boulders. Had to scrub hands and left index finger 3 times! Celebrating w/ Jersey Mike's Giant #7 (Mike's Way) and some red grapes on the side. Swollen
balloon knot still spotting but confident I got this BiBs. Gotta go, mom's pounding on the basement door again!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO Fan ()
Date: February 06, 2020 01:58PM

I’ve enjoyed this thread today. BO is funny! Have been ill with the flu and needed a laugh. Keep posting!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: February 06, 2020 02:27PM

BO Fan Wrote:
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> I’ve enjoyed this thread today. BO is funny!
> Have been ill with the flu and needed a laugh.
> Keep posting!


You’re stupid

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Tess Teakles ()
Date: February 06, 2020 02:38PM

Cracked-a-rat in line at Royal Farms this morning. The worst brown wind imaginable. Unbecoming a lady and infinitely embarrassed. Paid for the Snickers and turned to witness a small child crying with her mom waving a hand about her face. Couldn't help it and so sorry. Said 2 Hail Mary's and 1 Our Father pulling away in our Jetta. Hoping security cameras weren't working and no record to show up on Ridiculousness TV.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 02:52PM

The obese neighbor is putting body lotion on dads chest. He says he’s trying to help him. I wish he’d cook more healthy foods, and maybe go back to his own house at least for a few nights here and there. Mom has a new boyfriend. He’s a nice guy he plays switch games with me. Grandma is out delivering jenkum and the obese neighbor is firing up the grill again.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: who didn't see this one? ()
Date: February 06, 2020 02:55PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Swollen colon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Retired GI Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > If he and others would visit a board
> > certified
> > > > gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse write
> > ups
> > > > and problems would go away. It’s so good
> to
> > > have
> > > > added emeritus to my title.
> > >
> > >
> > > You prove my point. Look at the ego.
> >
> > Many of us don’t have healthcare, you would
> > think he would’ve thought about that.
> > If he would offer some FFU posters with ass
> > problems some free help, then maybe some of
> these
> > bowels posts would slow down.
> >
> > GI, would you like to come out if retirement
> and
> > look at FFU posters assholes?
>
> Agreed. Now do at least some here see my points
> about these “doctors “ being the worst?

BO hates doctors since they question the crap he eats.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO Fan ()
Date: February 06, 2020 03:04PM

Tess Teakles Wrote:
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> Cracked-a-rat in line at Royal Farms this morning.
> The worst brown wind imaginable. Unbecoming a
> lady and infinitely embarrassed. Paid for the
> Snickers and turned to witness a small child
> crying with her mom waving a hand about her face.
> Couldn't help it and so sorry. Said 2 Hail Mary's
> and 1 Our Father pulling away in our Jetta.
> Hoping security cameras weren't working and no
> record to show up on Ridiculousness TV.

LMFAO! for the (brown wind) reference. That dense fog hits all of us occasionally and sorry it happened to you in a public place amongst children.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: I think I might know her ()
Date: February 06, 2020 03:20PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> The obese neighbor is putting body lotion on dads
> chest. He says he’s trying to help him. I wish
> he’d cook more healthy foods, and maybe go back
> to his own house at least for a few nights here
> and there. Mom has a new boyfriend. He’s a nice
> guy he plays switch games with me. Grandma is out
> delivering jenkum and the obese neighbor is firing
> up the grill again.


My sister buys her jenkum from an older lady. Does your grandma have a client named Starla who puts on afterschool shows for the neighborhood boys? She is in an "ear of corn" phase right now. She auctions off the corn at the end of the show for some extra bucks. Yam jamming was her thing for a while, but she gets more for the corn.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mentor BiB ()
Date: February 06, 2020 03:47PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Have a bunch of quizes today at Willard Fenwick
> Preparatory College but Im ready! I had a
> midnight bowel cleanse and woke up at 4am to sit
> on the toilet with a stack of study cards I made
> over the last week. Im most worried about my
> pre-physics class, I always confuse F=MA with
> 'FEMA' and the 'Law of Conservatives' - we are not
> a religious institution but my science teachers
> all start class with the Lord's Prayer and a
> disclaimer about the age of the Universe being
> 5,000 years.
>
> Mom said dad ended up at the Veterinarian
> Emergency Room regarding 'entrapment of small
> mammal in body cavity'
whatever that means -
> dad was pretty regular about brushing and flossing
> so not sure how he got a cavity, maybe too many
> sweets...


Spring you are an inspiration for today's youth and even some of older folks. Dont sweat the small stuff you got this. Also there is no 'law of conservatives' and FEMA is an acronym for a government organization not a formula.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 06, 2020 04:33PM

who didn't see this one? Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Swollen colon Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Retired GI Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > If he and others would visit a board
> > > certified
> > > > > gastrointestinal doctor, these obtuse
> write
> > > ups
> > > > > and problems would go away. It’s so
> good
> > to
> > > > have
> > > > > added emeritus to my title.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > You prove my point. Look at the ego.
> > >
> > > Many of us don’t have healthcare, you would
> > > think he would’ve thought about that.
> > > If he would offer some FFU posters with ass
> > > problems some free help, then maybe some of
> > these
> > > bowels posts would slow down.
> > >
> > > GI, would you like to come out if retirement
> > and
> > > look at FFU posters assholes?
> >
> > Agreed. Now do at least some here see my points
> > about these “doctors “ being the worst?
>
> BO hates doctors since they question the crap he
> eats.

Brown eats quite healthy. Obviously I don’t live with him, but usually he’s got fruits and vegetables around. I think he’s been pretty clear about why he doesn’t like his doctors. I’ve yet to find a GI who’s been competent and or kind.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 04:51PM

I left work a little early today and ran through the McDonalds drive thru. The 2 for 5 deal on quarter pounders is over. Four quarter pounders cost me over 20 dollars. Oh well, they will make for a tasty dinner. I will wash them down with a six pack of budweiser tall boys.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: February 06, 2020 05:31PM

To those who want to complain, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make them drink. For years it was an honor to help my patients. Due to their trust in my education and research, my medical practice flourished, and any animosity here is by a few sour apples who just won’t listen to professional advice. This being years of medical school and experience in treatments and prescriptions.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Alls ()
Date: February 06, 2020 05:36PM

Retired GI Wrote:
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> To those who want to complain, you can lead a
> horse to water, but you can’t make them drink.
> For years it was an honor to help my patients. Due
> to their trust in my education and research, my
> medical practice flourished, and any animosity
> here is by a few sour apples who just won’t
> listen to professional advice. This being years of
> medical school and experience in treatments and
> prescriptions.


Help us, heal us, we trust you with our asses.
But like a safe place for liberals...these threads are our comfort, from people with real ass issues

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage.. ()
Date: February 06, 2020 05:38PM

I sucked 5 black cocks today as they all stood around me in a circle, waiting their turns. I love black cock.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Chiefs Fan ()
Date: February 06, 2020 05:40PM

Retired GI Wrote:
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> To those who want to complain, you can lead a
> horse to water, but you can’t make them drink.
> For years it was an honor to help my patients. Due
> to their trust in my education and research, my
> medical practice flourished, and any animosity
> here is by a few sour apples who just won’t
> listen to professional advice. This being years of
> medical school and experience in treatments and
> prescriptions.

Ever pooped in a coffee can and cooked it over a camp fire?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: brown oniion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 05:51PM

Chiefs Fan Wrote:
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> Retired GI Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > To those who want to complain, you can lead a
> > horse to water, but you can’t make them
> drink.
> > For years it was an honor to help my patients.
> Due
> > to their trust in my education and research, my
> > medical practice flourished, and any animosity
> > here is by a few sour apples who just won’t
> > listen to professional advice. This being years
> of
> > medical school and experience in treatments and
> > prescriptions.
>
> Ever pooped in a coffee can and cooked it over a
> camp fire?


Just once, We forgot our Jenkum on a camping trip once and we thought that would be a sufficient substitute.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: wdbh ()
Date: February 06, 2020 06:13PM

brown oniion Wrote:
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> Chiefs Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Retired GI Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > To those who want to complain, you can lead a
> > > horse to water, but you can’t make them
> > drink.
> > > For years it was an honor to help my
> patients.
> > Due
> > > to their trust in my education and research,
> my
> > > medical practice flourished, and any
> animosity
> > > here is by a few sour apples who just won’t
> > > listen to professional advice. This being
> years
> > of
> > > medical school and experience in treatments
> and
> > > prescriptions.
> >
> > Ever pooped in a coffee can and cooked it over
> a
> > camp fire?
>
>
> Just once, We forgot our Jenkum on a camping trip
> once and we thought that would be a sufficient
> substitute.

drup a duce straight in the coals - aroma sublime

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 06, 2020 06:13PM

I had a good day today. No accidents, back from work. I am thankful. Days like this aren’t always. Hope all are ok.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 06, 2020 06:27PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> I had a good day today. No accidents, back from
> work. I am thankful. Days like this aren’t
> always. Hope all are ok.


Does anyone else ever go down to their local dog park and raid the poop cans for ingredients to make Jenkum? It is really worthwhile.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 07:19PM

Look at the ego the snide remarks of this “doctor.” More later but have to unleash some odd shaped anchor with these supposed great medicines and other lies.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: February 06, 2020 07:36PM

We have tranny bathrooms, but why don’t we have bathrooms for the people who suffer with ass problems, it makes much more sense..we need these bathrooms at sporting events, concerts...malls...
You know what it’s like to be at a concert, and ur about to vomit out ur ass, with 20 people on line..

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 06, 2020 07:43PM

Don't worry too much about Brown Onion. He is very old and going to be dead soon. We will all miss is fecal follies when that happens.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 06, 2020 09:04PM

Starfish Trooper Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I had a good day today. No accidents, back from
> > work. I am thankful. Days like this aren’t
> > always. Hope all are ok.
>
>
> Does anyone else ever go down to their local dog
> park and raid the poop cans for ingredients to
> make Jenkum? It is really worthwhile.


Dog jenkum just doesn’t have the same great flavor or aromatic hints that human jenkum has.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:04AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Don't worry too much about Brown Onion. He is very
> old and going to be dead soon. We will all miss is
> fecal follies when that happens.


I may be old, and while a awful starfish/colon/plumbing, my cardio and blood pressure numbers are very good. Eventually you’ll have your way, as I’ll probably collapse giving birth to cinder blocks, but for now you’re stuck with my unabashed truth telling as unpleasant as it may be for arrogant youth or doctors of questionable repute.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:07AM

Swollen colon Wrote:
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> We have tranny bathrooms, but why don’t we have
> bathrooms for the people who suffer with ass
> problems, it makes much more sense..we need these
> bathrooms at sporting events, concerts...malls...
> You know what it’s like to be at a concert, and
> ur about to vomit out ur ass, with 20 people on
> line..


Fact! Even insane homosexuals dressed up as women have more rights than us. We are pariahs compared to them.

A great point and I’m going to write congressman Connolly, who’s a worthless twit with superior bowels, and see if an Americans with Disabilities Act or potential addendum could be considered.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:26AM

Despite the rain I’ve made it to my desk. Very grateful!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:32AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Swollen colon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We have tranny bathrooms, but why don’t we
> have
> > bathrooms for the people who suffer with ass
> > problems, it makes much more sense..we need
> these
> > bathrooms at sporting events,
> concerts...malls...
> > You know what it’s like to be at a concert,
> and
> > ur about to vomit out ur ass, with 20 people on
> > line..
>
>
> Fact! Even insane homosexuals dressed up as women
> have more rights than us. We are pariahs compared
> to them.
>
> A great point and I’m going to write congressman
> Connolly, who’s a worthless twit with superior
> bowels, and see if an Americans with Disabilities
> Act or potential addendum could be considered.


IM SERIOUS. Even sinful queers have more rights than our hard working citizens
with ass problems. Time after time I’ve had to wait for a toilet, many times I would have to run off and let it rip in some corner somewhere, and I thought, “why the fuck isn’t there special bathrooms for the people that are bowely challenged? How longer must we try to wait on lines at sporting events, and concerts...I don’t even go to sporting events anymore, cuz, u can’t just leave that line and find a place to shit, concerts, depending on the venue, u can find some decent places to let it rip

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 07, 2020 09:00AM

Swollen colon Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Swollen colon Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > We have tranny bathrooms, but why don’t we
> > have
> > > bathrooms for the people who suffer with ass
> > > problems, it makes much more sense..we need
> > these
> > > bathrooms at sporting events,
> > concerts...malls...
> > > You know what it’s like to be at a concert,
> > and
> > > ur about to vomit out ur ass, with 20 people
> on
> > > line..
> >
> >
> > Fact! Even insane homosexuals dressed up as
> women
> > have more rights than us. We are pariahs
> compared
> > to them.
> >
> > A great point and I’m going to write
> congressman
> > Connolly, who’s a worthless twit with
> superior
> > bowels, and see if an Americans with
> Disabilities
> > Act or potential addendum could be considered.
>
>
> IM SERIOUS. Even sinful queers have more rights
> than our hard working citizens
> with ass problems. Time after time I’ve had to
> wait for a toilet, many times I would have to run
> off and let it rip in some corner somewhere, and I
> thought, “why the fuck isn’t there special
> bathrooms for the people that are bowely
> challenged? How longer must we try to wait on
> lines at sporting events, and concerts...I don’t
> even go to sporting events anymore, cuz, u can’t
> just leave that line and find a place to shit,
> concerts, depending on the venue, u can find some
> decent places to let it rip

Maybe all of us should wear women wigs. Actually you’re being fair. If gay people can get bathroom access priorities why can’t we? And I worry as I’m in my forties now, it’s going to get worse.

Sports events or concerts are awful. I don’t drink beers but the men who make these lines longer by beer piss necessities also get preferential treatment. This is a very smart point you made. And I’m going to see if Brown can make progress with looking into the ADA as I had not thought of that before too. It is a disability.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Peeled Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 10:44AM

Does anyone else ever use their toolbox in the bathroom to make sure everything flows efficiently? I find needlenose plyers are the most helpful for certain hard to reach spots.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Weiße Zwiebel ()
Date: February 07, 2020 11:13AM

I have learned to use my God-given hatred for Jews and Homos to my advantage. Whenever the contractions get too much for me when I'm birthing my brown babes, I imagine myself in an outhouse at Bergen Belson. I also imagine Queers and Kikes are in the sludge below and I am spattering my festive feces all over their faces. I suggest all my BiBs try it for themselves. Thinking that Homos and Yids are getting what they deserve is just a little ounce of joy in the pounds of pain I muse endure a dozen times a day.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 200 dollar onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 11:38AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Don't worry too much about Brown Onion. He is very
> old and going to be dead soon. We will all miss is
> fecal follies when that happens.

He fakes his death every year or so. He then logs in claiming to be a bereaved close family relative. He then fools people into offering sympathy irl. Its pathetic, its sad.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Great Bounty Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 12:00PM

Such Bounty
#naughtydeliciousSuch Bounty
#naughtydelicious
(also starfish tee hee)

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Onion soup with Cheese Crackers ()
Date: February 07, 2020 12:22PM

200 dollar onion Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't worry too much about Brown Onion. He is
> very
> > old and going to be dead soon. We will all miss
> is
> > fecal follies when that happens.
>
> He fakes his death every year or so. He then logs
> in claiming to be a bereaved close family
> relative. He then fools people into offering
> sympathy irl. Its pathetic, its sad.

I've seen my share of that. Part of me hopes Brown Onion is the biggest troll on this thread. But I just can't believe that is the case.
The guy really does have mental health issues since he is so obsessed with his talking about shit. The other 'Bibs' should be advising him to seek help instead of normalizing his break with reality. But hell, this is FFXU, we all know better than to post here but we do it just the same.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 01:15PM

Well Im a little disappointed here at Phillip Brentwhistle Preparatory Academy - I got my pre-physics exam back and its not good. Red marker everywhere and when I followed up with the professor's 'see me after class' comment written on my exam he asked me if I had ever considered the trades, like yard work or window washing. Dad and mom still support my efforts but the obese neighbor wrote 'dumb ass' in giant water based paint letters on my 2003 Honda Civic. Also a giant picture on the hood - either a palm tree in the rain or a ejaculating penis I think. Grandma was angry but couldnt help laughing.

Organic lemon grass soup with tofu has failed to cheer me up...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 02:36PM

The above hatred and name calling of me, or impersonation of a young college student, is proof of superior bowel people treating us like unwanted stepchildren.

Again I implore you, if you’re don’t like us or think we are good enough for you, allow us this one thread to voice our concerns, our wishes. That’s all.

Between calling Congressman Connollys office about the ADA and IBS bathroom zones, I get the feeling they say they care but they don’t. His office is just doing the usual going through the motions, but until we get more unified, the homosexual community is doing better than the bowel trodden. It’s really fucked up as they purposefully screw up their bowels while we do our best not to harm ours.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 07, 2020 02:59PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Swollen colon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Swollen colon Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > We have tranny bathrooms, but why don’t
> we
> > > have
> > > > bathrooms for the people who suffer with
> ass
> > > > problems, it makes much more sense..we need
> > > these
> > > > bathrooms at sporting events,
> > > concerts...malls...
> > > > You know what it’s like to be at a
> concert,
> > > and
> > > > ur about to vomit out ur ass, with 20
> people
> > on
> > > > line..
> > >
> > >
> > > Fact! Even insane homosexuals dressed up as
> > women
> > > have more rights than us. We are pariahs
> > compared
> > > to them.
> > >
> > > A great point and I’m going to write
> > congressman
> > > Connolly, who’s a worthless twit with
> > superior
> > > bowels, and see if an Americans with
> > Disabilities
> > > Act or potential addendum could be
> considered.
> >
> >
> > IM SERIOUS. Even sinful queers have more rights
> > than our hard working citizens
> > with ass problems. Time after time I’ve had
> to
> > wait for a toilet, many times I would have to
> run
> > off and let it rip in some corner somewhere, and
> I
> > thought, “why the fuck isn’t there special
> > bathrooms for the people that are bowely
> > challenged? How longer must we try to wait on
> > lines at sporting events, and concerts...I
> don’t
> > even go to sporting events anymore, cuz, u
> can’t
> > just leave that line and find a place to shit,
> > concerts, depending on the venue, u can find
> some
> > decent places to let it rip
>
> Maybe all of us should wear women wigs. Actually
> you’re being fair. If gay people can get
> bathroom access priorities why can’t we? And I
> worry as I’m in my forties now, it’s going to
> get worse.
>
> Sports events or concerts are awful. I don’t
> drink beers but the men who make these lines
> longer by beer piss necessities also get
> preferential treatment. This is a very smart point
> you made. And I’m going to see if Brown can make
> progress with looking into the ADA as I had not
> thought of that before too. It is a disability.

Needing to evacuate at concert or sport venue is insane. Urine soaked seats are disgusting. Trying to do the standing (hover) while dropping bricks or liquid is useless... it splashes, leaves embarrassing stains etc. Appreciate this thread to help BiBs with our hell.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 03:09PM

Dad is acting strange. He said that the obese neighbor is teaching him about jelly donuts and bumpers. I’m not sure where the donuts are. Dad does have a broken nose. Him and the obese neighbor are spending a lot of time together. The obese neighbor makes dad mow the grass in a thong and whips him. They both are strange. Grandma says to focus on my studies. I’m going to look up what a black African rhino horn is.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Civil disobedience ()
Date: February 07, 2020 03:26PM

Let's March on Washington and converge on Congressman Connolly's office and have a

SHIT-IT. We can carry signs.


"Rights for butt bleeders, not butt buddies"

"Are voices, Farts, and explosive Diarriah MUST by Heard"

"Quit Shitting on us or we will start shitting on you"

My next-door neighbor has a colostomy bag. She lets me watch when she empties it.
I'm sure she will want to join us too.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 07, 2020 03:48PM

Civil disobedience Wrote:
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> Let's March on Washington and converge on
> Congressman Connolly's office and have a
>
> SHIT-IT. We can carry signs.
>
>
> "Rights for butt bleeders, not butt buddies"
>
> "Are voices, Farts, and explosive Diarriah MUST by
> Heard"
>
> "Quit Shitting on us or we will start shitting on
> you"
>
> My next-door neighbor has a colostomy bag. She
> lets me watch when she empties it.
> I'm sure she will want to join us too.


I think that might be a bit much. I agree with you in a perfect world.

Brown?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Reverend Feltcher ()
Date: February 07, 2020 04:19PM

God is punishing all you hate-filled heathens for your bigotries. Quit blaming others for your shattered shitholes when God is smiting you for your Sins.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: It’s gods fault ()
Date: February 07, 2020 04:37PM

Reverend Feltcher Wrote:
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> God is punishing all you hate-filled heathens for
> your bigotries. Quit blaming others for your
> shattered shitholes when God is smiting you for
> your Sins.


God fucked up and should’ve invented a better way to rid waste.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Holistic shaman ()
Date: February 07, 2020 04:40PM

Have any of you ever tried acupuncture for your bowel issues?

It works...And it hurts so good...
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 07, 2020 04:42PM

Reverend Feltcher Wrote:
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> God is punishing all you hate-filled heathens for
> your bigotries. Quit blaming others for your
> shattered shitholes when God is smiting you for
> your Sins.


What is wrong with you? I’m going to guess you’re an upset 7 Day Adventist type?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 05:10PM

Im going home soon and will be putting two garlic bread supreme Tombstone pizzas in the oven. Those will go good with a 12 pack of Miller high life and a box of little debbie cupcakes.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: onion knight ()
Date: February 07, 2020 06:35PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Im going home soon and will be putting two garlic
> bread supreme Tombstone pizzas in the oven. Those
> will go good with a 12 pack of Miller high life
> and a box of little debbie cupcakes.


I am kind of an athlete so I need more protein than that in a meal. I would add four or five slim jims onto that.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Grandpa Fred ()
Date: February 07, 2020 07:10PM

Just had a shit load of seafood, and scallops wrapped in bacon and I got the green apple splatters

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 07:44PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Civil disobedience Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's March on Washington and converge on
> > Congressman Connolly's office and have a
> >
> > SHIT-IT. We can carry signs.
> >
> >
> > "Rights for butt bleeders, not butt buddies"
> >
> > "Are voices, Farts, and explosive Diarriah MUST
> by
> > Heard"
> >
> > "Quit Shitting on us or we will start shitting
> on
> > you"
> >
> > My next-door neighbor has a colostomy bag. She
> > lets me watch when she empties it.
> > I'm sure she will want to join us too.
>
>
> I think that might be a bit much. I agree with you
> in a perfect world.
>
> Brown?


Rusty, and to Civil.

Well intended but over the top. I will tomorrow share with you all my letter to Representative Connolly, and any responses from his office. Today was disappointing as the lady promised to look into the bathroom issue, but I think she seemed indifferent at best. They always promise to look at something, but unfortunately they won’t unless we come up with a united strategy, and also open up our checkbooks.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Stingin starfish ()
Date: February 07, 2020 07:47PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Civil disobedience Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Let's March on Washington and converge on
> > > Congressman Connolly's office and have a
> > >
> > > SHIT-IT. We can carry signs.
> > >
> > >
> > > "Rights for butt bleeders, not butt buddies"
> > >
> > > "Are voices, Farts, and explosive Diarriah
> MUST
> > by
> > > Heard"
> > >
> > > "Quit Shitting on us or we will start
> shitting
> > on
> > > you"
> > >
> > > My next-door neighbor has a colostomy bag.
> She
> > > lets me watch when she empties it.
> > > I'm sure she will want to join us too.
> >
> >
> > I think that might be a bit much. I agree with
> you
> > in a perfect world.
> >
> > Brown?
>
>
> Rusty, and to Civil.
>
> Well intended but over the top. I will tomorrow
> share with you all my letter to Representative
> Connolly, and any responses from his office. Today
> was disappointing as the lady promised to look
> into the bathroom issue, but I think she seemed
> indifferent at best. They always promise to look
> at something, but unfortunately they won’t
> unless we come up with a united strategy, and also
> open up our checkbooks.

Next time you have an episode, don’t even bother trying to make it to the toilet...after enough of us just shit where we are, they will be happy to help

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:15PM

Stingin starfish Wrote:

>
> Next time you have an episode, don’t even bother
> trying to make it to the toilet...after enough of
> us just shit where we are, they will be happy to
> help


My mom taught me to poop on demand. She thought it was the safest way to fend off child predators. I see someone sketchy and do a boom boom in my underpants and they go away. I have found many more uses for this as an adult. Last weekend I took my nieces to see "Doctor Doolittle". It was horrible and I knew it was not going to get any better. Try to tell that to a six and an eight-year-old. So 30 minutes into that monstrosity, I pooped right then and there. "not Again" Diane screamed. Kids are no longer taught to respect their elders. But I was dropping them off less than 20 minutes later. I got to go home and play Xbox one and troll FFXU.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Father Onion </\> ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:24PM

I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him for relief you will find peace. One of my sheep included in his confession today a tale of his predilection for his own filth in a manner known to be unnatural. God designed our earthly bodies and a vessel for our soul and it was good. His patience and forgiveness though unbounded will not be bestowed upon those that worship upon such things as our own waste which God intended to be discarded once hence shunned from our awareness.

I fear for the souls of men for whom such natural acts have become a thing of devotion and worship - God's wrath shall be visited upon them who forsake Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly obsessions.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:25PM

Starfish Trooper Wrote:
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> Stingin starfish Wrote:
>
> >
> > Next time you have an episode, don’t even
> bother
> > trying to make it to the toilet...after enough
> of
> > us just shit where we are, they will be happy
> to
> > help
>
>
> My mom taught me to poop on demand. She thought it
> was the safest way to fend off child predators. I
> see someone sketchy and do a boom boom in my
> underpants and they go away. I have found many
> more uses for this as an adult. Last weekend I
> took my nieces to see "Doctor Doolittle". It was
> horrible and I knew it was not going to get any
> better. Try to tell that to a six and an
> eight-year-old. So 30 minutes into that
> monstrosity, I pooped right then and there. "not
> Again" Diane screamed. Kids are no longer taught
> to respect their elders. But I was dropping them
> off less than 20 minutes later. I got to go home
> and play Xbox one and troll FFXU.

The real story here is, your mom taught you to poop on demand, how? That is what we all know, this may help, so instead of being caught up at a bad time, we can make ourselves poo at a more convenient time.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:27PM

My mom taught me better than you hateful assholes

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Share or move along ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:27PM

Father Onion </\> Wrote:
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> I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him for
> relief you will find peace. One of my sheep
> included in his confession today a tale of his
> predilection for his own filth in a manner known
> to be unnatural. God designed our earthly bodies
> and a vessel for our soul and it was good. His
> patience and forgiveness though unbounded will not
> be bestowed upon those that worship upon such
> things as our own waste which God intended to be
> discarded once hence shunned from our awareness.
>
> I fear for the souls of men for whom such natural
> acts have become a thing of devotion and worship -
> God's wrath shall be visited upon them who forsake
> Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> obsessions.

Do u have any incidents to share, or start a bible thread. This threads about ass problems

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:28PM

Father Onion </\> Wrote:
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> I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him for
> relief you will find peace. One of my sheep
> included in his confession today a tale of his
> predilection for his own filth in a manner known
> to be unnatural. God designed our earthly bodies
> and a vessel for our soul and it was good. His
> patience and forgiveness though unbounded will not
> be bestowed upon those that worship upon such
> things as our own waste which God intended to be
> discarded once hence shunned from our awareness.
>
> I fear for the souls of men for whom such natural
> acts have become a thing of devotion and worship -
> God's wrath shall be visited upon them who forsake
> Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> obsessions.


At first, I thought you were an angry Seventh-day Adventist. Now the Truth is all too plain and all too horrifying. You are a member of an irresponsible Christian Identity subsect.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 90 cm dilated ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:34PM

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> My mom taught me better than you hateful assholes


The pooping on demand, get to it...I should tell you, or your mother should told you, forcing urself to shit is better bad for ur sphincter, that’s one reason my ass may be so fucked up, at a young age, I would be pushing like I was giving birth, all red and veins popping out my head. not good to do

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: In crisis onion ()
Date: February 07, 2020 08:41PM

Father Onion </\> Wrote:
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> I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him for
> relief you will find peace. One of my sheep
> included in his confession today a tale of his
> predilection for his own filth in a manner known
> to be unnatural. God designed our earthly bodies
> and a vessel for our soul and it was good. His
> patience and forgiveness though unbounded will not
> be bestowed upon those that worship upon such
> things as our own waste which God intended to be
> discarded once hence shunned from our awareness.
>
> I fear for the souls of men for whom such natural
> acts have become a thing of devotion and worship -
> God's wrath shall be visited upon them who forsake
> Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> obsessions.

Father,

Forsake? I scream His name every time I pass a rough hewn railroad tie from my starfish. Often I invoke the name of His Son while ripping the towel rack straight out of the tile wall. I admit I would sacrifice one of the unwashed souls I pay to clean my house if Beelzebub offered relief. I am tormented by my bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Gods rectum ()
Date: February 07, 2020 09:07PM

In crisis onion Wrote:
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> Father Onion </\> Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him for
> > relief you will find peace. One of my sheep
> > included in his confession today a tale of his
> > predilection for his own filth in a manner
> known
> > to be unnatural. God designed our earthly
> bodies
> > and a vessel for our soul and it was good. His
> > patience and forgiveness though unbounded will
> not
> > be bestowed upon those that worship upon such
> > things as our own waste which God intended to
> be
> > discarded once hence shunned from our awareness.
>
> >
> > I fear for the souls of men for whom such
> natural
> > acts have become a thing of devotion and worship
> -
> > God's wrath shall be visited upon them who
> forsake
> > Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> > obsessions.
>
> Father,
>
> Forsake? I scream His name every time I pass a
> rough hewn railroad tie from my starfish. Often I
> invoke the name of His Son while ripping the towel
> rack straight out of the tile wall. I admit I
> would sacrifice one of the unwashed souls I pay to
> clean my house if Beelzebub offered relief. I am
> tormented by my bowels.


What does God's rectum look like?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: more likely than that ()
Date: February 08, 2020 12:10AM

Gods rectum Wrote:
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> In crisis onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Father Onion </\> Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him
> for
> > > relief you will find peace. One of my sheep
> > > included in his confession today a tale of
> his
> > > predilection for his own filth in a manner
> > known
> > > to be unnatural. God designed our earthly
> > bodies
> > > and a vessel for our soul and it was good.
> His
> > > patience and forgiveness though unbounded
> will
> > not
> > > be bestowed upon those that worship upon such
> > > things as our own waste which God intended to
> > be
> > > discarded once hence shunned from our
> awareness.
> >
> > >
> > > I fear for the souls of men for whom such
> > natural
> > > acts have become a thing of devotion and
> worship
> > -
> > > God's wrath shall be visited upon them who
> > forsake
> > > Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> > > obsessions.
> >
> > Father,
> >
> > Forsake? I scream His name every time I pass a
> > rough hewn railroad tie from my starfish. Often
> I
> > invoke the name of His Son while ripping the
> towel
> > rack straight out of the tile wall. I admit I
> > would sacrifice one of the unwashed souls I pay
> to
> > clean my house if Beelzebub offered relief. I
> am
> > tormented by my bowels.
>
>
> What does God's rectum look like?

I'm thinking it is closer to a St. Bernard's than a human's. Why did got grant dogs with much better assholes than people?

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WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wheels ()
Date: February 08, 2020 01:16AM

more likely than that Wrote:
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> Gods rectum Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In crisis onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Father Onion </\> Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him
> > for
> > > > relief you will find peace. One of my
> sheep
> > > > included in his confession today a tale of
> > his
> > > > predilection for his own filth in a manner
> > > known
> > > > to be unnatural. God designed our earthly
> > > bodies
> > > > and a vessel for our soul and it was good.
> > His
> > > > patience and forgiveness though unbounded
> > will
> > > not
> > > > be bestowed upon those that worship upon
> such
> > > > things as our own waste which God intended
> to
> > > be
> > > > discarded once hence shunned from our
> > awareness.
> > >
> > > >
> > > > I fear for the souls of men for whom such
> > > natural
> > > > acts have become a thing of devotion and
> > worship
> > > -
> > > > God's wrath shall be visited upon them who
> > > forsake
> > > > Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> > > > obsessions.
> > >
> > > Father,
> > >
> > > Forsake? I scream His name every time I pass
> a
> > > rough hewn railroad tie from my starfish.
> Often
> > I
> > > invoke the name of His Son while ripping the
> > towel
> > > rack straight out of the tile wall. I admit
> I
> > > would sacrifice one of the unwashed souls I
> pay
> > to
> > > clean my house if Beelzebub offered relief.
> I
> > am
> > > tormented by my bowels.
> >
> >
> > What does God's rectum look like?
>
> I'm thinking it is closer to a St. Bernard's than
> a human's. Why did got grant dogs with much better
> assholes than people?


Even better a fish, so smooth and dreamy, they don’t even know they have a shit twice there size tailing them so effortlessly, why couldn’t god make our colon and shitting so beautiful like fish

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Jerry Falwell ()
Date: February 08, 2020 05:59AM

Blasphemy! Talking about Gods rectum. Now let me find a prostitute!

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 09:01AM

Here’s a copy of my correspondence with Mr Connolly.

Dear Representative Connolly,

I understand you have been a advocate for people with disabilities along with medical conditions, a champion of the people in all aspects. That is commendable. Yet the fact of the matter is I have IBS. Commonly known as Irritable Bowel Syndrome, I hope your bowels have not betrayed you. How are your bowels and perhaps you have a staff member who suffers from this condition.

Fact of the matter sir, my rear end hurts. Quite often, my sister Matilda and countless others going to concerts and sporting events, have an immediate need to evacuate their bowels. Lines are often long. Homosexuals have priority over people with bowel problems. The Americans with Disabilities Act should provide us and there are millions of us, with ADA compliant bathrooms to take care of our maladies with assistance as that law orders. Thank you for any help on this matter, or even as a compromise, we would be thrilled with public discussions on IBS on the Capitol floor for possible legislation. Even having witch hazel and other IBS related materials would be a big help. Thank you.

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Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: February 08, 2020 09:37AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Here’s a copy of my correspondence with Mr
> Connolly.
>
> Dear Representative Connolly,
>
> I understand you have been a advocate for people
> with disabilities along with medical conditions, a
> champion of the people in all aspects. That is
> commendable. Yet the fact of the matter is I have
> IBS. Commonly known as Irritable Bowel Syndrome, I
> hope your bowels have not betrayed you. How are
> your bowels and perhaps you have a staff member
> who suffers from this condition.
>
> Fact of the matter sir, my rear end hurts. Quite
> often, my sister Matilda and countless others
> going to concerts and sporting events, have an
> immediate need to evacuate their bowels. Lines are
> often long. Homosexuals have priority over people
> with bowel problems. The Americans with
> Disabilities Act should provide us and there are
> millions of us, with ADA compliant bathrooms to
> take care of our maladies with assistance as that
> law orders. Thank you for any help on this matter,
> or even as a compromise, we would be thrilled with
> public discussions on IBS on the Capitol floor for
> possible legislation. Even having witch hazel and
> other IBS related materials would be a big help.
> Thank you.



And here’s example one of many, for the reasons of which I retired.

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Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 10:03AM

Hi Mr Brown!
That is a admirable effort you made regarding your correspondence with Mr Connolly. According to the American College of Gastroenterology ten to fifteen percent of US residents suffer from some form of IBS yet only seven to eight percent of those people have been officially diagnosed.
We see billions of tax dollars spent to comply with the Americans with disabilities act yet only a tiny percentage of those dollars are used to help IBS sufferers improve their quality of life. Thank you for your efforts and this afternoon I will compose a similar correspondence and send it out.
Just to let you know my plan is to obtain a nursing degree next year and will get a job in the healthcare industry while continuing my education on a part time basis. Several major healthcare providers in Virginia have programs to pay most of my tuition if I agree to work for them for 10 years. My plan is to stay close to the gastrointestinal side of medicine as much as possible. I already have a summer job lined up at St Mary's hospital in Richmond starting in May.
I wish you all the best Mr Brown.

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Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 10:04AM

Dad and the obese neighbor look like two pigs. They eat crappy non bowel foods. Who fires up a grill at nine in the morning? The grease on their paper plates is gross. Dad told me to mind my own business. Yet if he’s to fall ill, it worries me that I didn’t get him to stop eating Bubba Burgers. The obese neighbor promised me he will make him drink orange juice.

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Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: February 08, 2020 10:46AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi Mr Brown!
> That is a admirable effort you made regarding your
> correspondence with Mr Connolly. According to the
> American College of Gastroenterology ten to
> fifteen percent of US residents suffer from some
> form of IBS yet only seven to eight percent of
> those people have been officially diagnosed.
> We see billions of tax dollars spent to comply
> with the Americans with disabilities act yet only
> a tiny percentage of those dollars are used to
> help IBS sufferers improve their quality of life.
> Thank you for your efforts and this afternoon I
> will compose a similar correspondence and send it
> out.
> Just to let you know my plan is to obtain a
> nursing degree next year and will get a job in the
> healthcare industry while continuing my education
> on a part time basis. Several major healthcare
> providers in Virginia have programs to pay most of
> my tuition if I agree to work for them for 10
> years. My plan is to stay close to the
> gastrointestinal side of medicine as much as
> possible. I already have a summer job lined up at
> St Mary's hospital in Richmond starting in May.
> I wish you all the best Mr Brown.



So you want to be a runner for doctors? That’s cute. If any advice I’d give, it would to be avoiding these parts of the web full of idiots and obtuse write ups.

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Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 08, 2020 11:19AM

Retired GI Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi Mr Brown!
> > That is a admirable effort you made regarding
> your
> > correspondence with Mr Connolly. According to
> the
> > American College of Gastroenterology ten to
> > fifteen percent of US residents suffer from
> some
> > form of IBS yet only seven to eight percent of
> > those people have been officially diagnosed.
> > We see billions of tax dollars spent to comply
> > with the Americans with disabilities act yet
> only
> > a tiny percentage of those dollars are used to
> > help IBS sufferers improve their quality of
> life.
> > Thank you for your efforts and this afternoon I
> > will compose a similar correspondence and send
> it
> > out.
> > Just to let you know my plan is to obtain a
> > nursing degree next year and will get a job in
> the
> > healthcare industry while continuing my
> education
> > on a part time basis. Several major healthcare
> > providers in Virginia have programs to pay most
> of
> > my tuition if I agree to work for them for 10
> > years. My plan is to stay close to the
> > gastrointestinal side of medicine as much as
> > possible. I already have a summer job lined up
> at
> > St Mary's hospital in Richmond starting in May.
> > I wish you all the best Mr Brown.
>
>
>
> So you want to be a runner for doctors? That’s
> cute. If any advice I’d give, it would to be
> avoiding these parts of the web full of idiots and
> obtuse write ups.

Spring. Don’t listen to this mean jerk. Brown wasn’t kidding. He’s told me about what you’re doing. Keep doing it and nurses keep doctors from killing us.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Greek onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 11:19AM

I was watching a documentary about alternative lifestyles. It occurs to me that God has played the cruelest joke on us BiBs. It seems that God has given the homos the Rolls Royces of assholes.

Look at this clip.
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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 12:57PM

I was leaning over the bathroom toilet today to check the quality of my latest bowel movement. I didn’t realize that the obese neighbor was standing behind me. As I bent over, he yanked down my shorts and shoved one of his meaty fingers into my anus and wiggled it around. He was laughing the entire time. Why did he do that? Should I tell grandma? I’ll admit, it actually felt kind of good.

I had a light salad with cranberries and whole wheat crackers for lunch.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 01:28PM

spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi Mr Brown!
> That is a admirable effort you made regarding your
> correspondence with Mr Connolly. According to the
> American College of Gastroenterology ten to
> fifteen percent of US residents suffer from some
> form of IBS yet only seven to eight percent of
> those people have been officially diagnosed.
> We see billions of tax dollars spent to comply
> with the Americans with disabilities act yet only
> a tiny percentage of those dollars are used to
> help IBS sufferers improve their quality of life.
> Thank you for your efforts and this afternoon I
> will compose a similar correspondence and send it
> out.
> Just to let you know my plan is to obtain a
> nursing degree next year and will get a job in the
> healthcare industry while continuing my education
> on a part time basis. Several major healthcare
> providers in Virginia have programs to pay most of
> my tuition if I agree to work for them for 10
> years. My plan is to stay close to the
> gastrointestinal side of medicine as much as
> possible. I already have a summer job lined up at
> St Mary's hospital in Richmond starting in May.
> I wish you all the best Mr Brown.


Thank you for what you’re doing spring, and your intelligence and knowledge are very impressive. You are going places, and I’m proud of you as are so many. Rusty, I saw and agree. This is the young man who will be doing amazing things in his future.

So relieved you’ll be a nurse and stay on the GI. Your bedside manner needs no work. And thank you as hoping the congressman will do something. You’re right so many are affected by IBS and other related conditions. That’s incredibly great about St Mary’s!

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Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 01:29PM

Retired GI Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi Mr Brown!
> > That is a admirable effort you made regarding
> your
> > correspondence with Mr Connolly. According to
> the
> > American College of Gastroenterology ten to
> > fifteen percent of US residents suffer from
> some
> > form of IBS yet only seven to eight percent of
> > those people have been officially diagnosed.
> > We see billions of tax dollars spent to comply
> > with the Americans with disabilities act yet
> only
> > a tiny percentage of those dollars are used to
> > help IBS sufferers improve their quality of
> life.
> > Thank you for your efforts and this afternoon I
> > will compose a similar correspondence and send
> it
> > out.
> > Just to let you know my plan is to obtain a
> > nursing degree next year and will get a job in
> the
> > healthcare industry while continuing my
> education
> > on a part time basis. Several major healthcare
> > providers in Virginia have programs to pay most
> of
> > my tuition if I agree to work for them for 10
> > years. My plan is to stay close to the
> > gastrointestinal side of medicine as much as
> > possible. I already have a summer job lined up
> at
> > St Mary's hospital in Richmond starting in May.
> > I wish you all the best Mr Brown.
>
>
>
> So you want to be a runner for doctors? That’s
> cute. If any advice I’d give, it would to be
> avoiding these parts of the web full of idiots and
> obtuse write ups.


Miss being an asshole at hospitals or the office? I hope people at parties still avoid you stinky fingers. Your attitude towards a young person doing something good, you’re a terrible man.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: I feel your pain ()
Date: February 08, 2020 02:28PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I was leaning over the bathroom toilet today to
> check the quality of my latest bowel movement. I
> didn’t realize that the obese neighbor was
> standing behind me. As I bent over, he yanked down
> my shorts and shoved one of his meaty fingers into
> my anus and wiggled it around. He was laughing the
> entire time. Why did he do that? Should I tell
> grandma? I’ll admit, it actually felt kind of
> good.
>
> I had a light salad with cranberries and whole
> wheat crackers for lunch.

My uncle does that to me sometimes. He also likes to look at my potty. He is a recovering Jenkum addict and I'm worried he is going to succumb to his desires again. Jenkum doesn't have its own support group so he needs to attend NA meetings. He feels junkies and coke whores have no business looking down on people like himself.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Question Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 02:30PM

Obviously most strange thread.

Yet it is worrisome. A young man and all of these old guys. Wondering if we should be concerned as bizarre and not sure if certain words are “code” for unsavory sex acts.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Politician Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 03:41PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Here’s a copy of my correspondence with Mr
> Connolly.
>
> Dear Representative Connolly,
>
> I understand you have been a advocate for people
> with disabilities along with medical conditions, a
> champion of the people in all aspects. That is
> commendable. Yet the fact of the matter is I have
> IBS. Commonly known as Irritable Bowel Syndrome, I
> hope your bowels have not betrayed you. How are
> your bowels and perhaps you have a staff member
> who suffers from this condition.
>
> Fact of the matter sir, my rear end hurts. Quite
> often, my sister Matilda and countless others
> going to concerts and sporting events, have an
> immediate need to evacuate their bowels. Lines are
> often long. Homosexuals have priority over people
> with bowel problems. The Americans with
> Disabilities Act should provide us and there are
> millions of us, with ADA compliant bathrooms to
> take care of our maladies with assistance as that
> law orders. Thank you for any help on this matter,
> or even as a compromise, we would be thrilled with
> public discussions on IBS on the Capitol floor for
> possible legislation. Even having witch hazel and
> other IBS related materials would be a big help.
> Thank you.

Yes the weasel will answer and fix this. He can’t even get a simple flag request!

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wooded Panda ()
Date: February 08, 2020 04:06PM

U ever do this.
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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Uncle Willy ()
Date: February 08, 2020 04:25PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> I was leaning over the bathroom toilet today to
> check the quality of my latest bowel movement. I
> didn’t realize that the obese neighbor was
> standing behind me. As I bent over, he yanked down
> my shorts and shoved one of his meaty fingers into
> my anus and wiggled it around. He was laughing the
> entire time. Why did he do that? Should I tell
> grandma? I’ll admit, it actually felt kind of
> good.
>
> I had a light salad with cranberries and whole
> wheat crackers for lunch.

These things happen and good on you for eating whole grain.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 06:25PM

The midwives did the best they could. They held my hands as we did breathing exercises. Expelling a Steinway grand piano from my colon or what’s left of it wasn’t musical. It wasn’t a walk in the park. In fact I hurt and my starfish sewed back up again can be described as goulash. Just one normal one would mean a lot.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Suggestor Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 06:29PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> The midwives did the best they could. They held my
> hands as we did breathing exercises. Expelling a
> Steinway grand piano from my colon or what’s
> left of it wasn’t musical. It wasn’t a walk in
> the park. In fact I hurt and my starfish sewed
> back up again can be described as goulash. Just
> one normal one would mean a lot.


You should have the obese neighbor come over and stick his meaty finger up your ass and wiggle it around.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Eddie Murphy ()
Date: February 08, 2020 06:31PM

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that
Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put obese neighbor’s finger in your butt
Everybody say
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful
Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
Now wait a second, now,
Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?
Puttin the butt and all that stuff?
Really?
What's this? A 100 dollar bill?
I get to keep this 100 dollars if
I be puttin stuff in people's butts?
Really? Step aside.
Put a telephone in your butt
Say, put some dust in your butt
Say "it's a must" in your butt
Say, pizza crust in your butt
Say, put a telephone in your butt
Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
Put a radiator in your butt
I'll say "see you later" in your butt
Put an alligator in your butt
Say, put some money in your butt
Sure it feels real funny in your butt
Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
Put it in your butt
Well, let me, let me just say
Put a hot cup of Brim
Fill it to the rim
And put it in your butt
To the beat
Two sugars, stuff so sweet
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
Put a quarter, put a penny,
Put a dime, put a nickel
Sure do tickle
Just put it in your butt
Put some change in your butt
Feels mighty strange in your butt
Put some grass
Put a shot glass
Put it in your butt, sing!
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
Put a speaker in your butt
I say put a speaker in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 08, 2020 06:33PM

Eddie Murphy Wrote:
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> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
> That's nasty, man
> What you talkin about
> Puttin boogie in people's butt
> Are you out yo mind or something?
> Could go to jail for doin something like that
> Well step aside my friend
> I been doing it for years
> I say, sit on down, open your eyes
> And open up your ears
> Say, put a tree in your butt
> Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
> Put a clock in your butt
> Put a big rock in your butt
> Say, put some fleas in your butt
> Say, start to sneeze in your butt
> Say, put a tin can in your butt
> Put a little tiny man in your butt
> Say, put a light in your butt
> Say, make it bright in your butt
> Say, put a TV in your butt
> Say, put obese neighbor’s finger in your butt
> Everybody say
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in
> nobody's butt,
> no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
> You must be out your mind, man,
> y'all get paid for doing this?
> Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
> Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
> I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
> than put somethin in somebody's butt
> to be truthful
> Well step aside my friend and let me
> show you how you do it
> When big bad E just rock rock to it
> Put a case in your butt
> Say, put a metal case in your butt
> Say, put her face in your butt
> Say, put a frown in your butt
> Say, put a clown in your butt
> Say, sit on down in your butt
> Say, put a boat in your butt
> Say, put a moat in your butt
> Put a mink coat in your butt
> Put everything in your butt
> Just start to sing about your butt
> Feels real good
> When you sing about your butt, sing
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> Now wait a second, now,
> Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?
> Puttin the butt and all that stuff?
> Really?
> What's this? A 100 dollar bill?
> I get to keep this 100 dollars if
> I be puttin stuff in people's butts?
> Really? Step aside.
> Put a telephone in your butt
> Say, put some dust in your butt
> Say "it's a must" in your butt
> Say, pizza crust in your butt
> Say, put a telephone in your butt
> Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
> Put a radiator in your butt
> I'll say "see you later" in your butt
> Put an alligator in your butt
> Say, put some money in your butt
> Sure it feels real funny in your butt
> Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
> Put it in your butt
> Well, let me, let me just say
> Put a hot cup of Brim
> Fill it to the rim
> And put it in your butt
> To the beat
> Two sugars, stuff so sweet
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> Put a quarter, put a penny,
> Put a dime, put a nickel
> Sure do tickle
> Just put it in your butt
> Put some change in your butt
> Feels mighty strange in your butt
> Put some grass
> Put a shot glass
> Put it in your butt, sing!
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt
> Put a speaker in your butt
> I say put a speaker in your butt
> In your butt
> Put the boogie in your butt
> Put, put the boogie in your butt


You make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Pretty, Pretty? ()
Date: February 08, 2020 07:29PM

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 08, 2020 07:51PM

Dumb pollack. You’re not desired here or anywhere. Put your shit elsewhere.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: obvious by inspection ()
Date: February 08, 2020 07:52PM

Question Onion Wrote:
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> Obviously most strange thread.
>
> Yet it is worrisome. A young man and all of these
> old guys. Wondering if we should be concerned as
> bizarre and not sure if certain words are
> “code” for unsavory sex acts.


You figured us out. Do you want to come to one of our parties? If you are under 40 and don't mind doing the drag act, you can be a 'midwife' too.

This was me at our Superbowl get together!
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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: What a dick... ()
Date: February 08, 2020 08:53PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Eddie Murphy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
> > That's nasty, man
> > What you talkin about
> > Puttin boogie in people's butt
> > Are you out yo mind or something?
> > Could go to jail for doin something like that
> > Well step aside my friend
> > I been doing it for years
> > I say, sit on down, open your eyes
> > And open up your ears
> > Say, put a tree in your butt
> > Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
> > Put a clock in your butt
> > Put a big rock in your butt
> > Say, put some fleas in your butt
> > Say, start to sneeze in your butt
> > Say, put a tin can in your butt
> > Put a little tiny man in your butt
> > Say, put a light in your butt
> > Say, make it bright in your butt
> > Say, put a TV in your butt
> > Say, put obese neighbor’s finger in your butt
> > Everybody say
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees
> in
> > nobody's butt,
> > no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
> > You must be out your mind, man,
> > y'all get paid for doing this?
> > Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
> > Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
> > I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
> > than put somethin in somebody's butt
> > to be truthful
> > Well step aside my friend and let me
> > show you how you do it
> > When big bad E just rock rock to it
> > Put a case in your butt
> > Say, put a metal case in your butt
> > Say, put her face in your butt
> > Say, put a frown in your butt
> > Say, put a clown in your butt
> > Say, sit on down in your butt
> > Say, put a boat in your butt
> > Say, put a moat in your butt
> > Put a mink coat in your butt
> > Put everything in your butt
> > Just start to sing about your butt
> > Feels real good
> > When you sing about your butt, sing
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > Now wait a second, now,
> > Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?
> > Puttin the butt and all that stuff?
> > Really?
> > What's this? A 100 dollar bill?
> > I get to keep this 100 dollars if
> > I be puttin stuff in people's butts?
> > Really? Step aside.
> > Put a telephone in your butt
> > Say, put some dust in your butt
> > Say "it's a must" in your butt
> > Say, pizza crust in your butt
> > Say, put a telephone in your butt
> > Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
> > Put a radiator in your butt
> > I'll say "see you later" in your butt
> > Put an alligator in your butt
> > Say, put some money in your butt
> > Sure it feels real funny in your butt
> > Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
> > Put it in your butt
> > Well, let me, let me just say
> > Put a hot cup of Brim
> > Fill it to the rim
> > And put it in your butt
> > To the beat
> > Two sugars, stuff so sweet
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > Put a quarter, put a penny,
> > Put a dime, put a nickel
> > Sure do tickle
> > Just put it in your butt
> > Put some change in your butt
> > Feels mighty strange in your butt
> > Put some grass
> > Put a shot glass
> > Put it in your butt, sing!
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
> > Put a speaker in your butt
> > I say put a speaker in your butt
> > In your butt
> > Put the boogie in your butt
> > Put, put the boogie in your butt
>
>
> You make absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Way to insult Eddie Murphy, you boomer asshole.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Nancy C. ()
Date: February 08, 2020 10:18PM

It is all too true and all too ghastly. I am a registered midwife with the state of Virginia. I think I went on a call once to this so-called 'Brown Onion". We thought it must be the pregnant women's elderly uncle who made the arrangements. I'm sure he got our phone number by mistake. He was expecting a 20-something boy dressed in a nurse's outfit to wipe his ass for him. He was upset that I wasn't interested in playing with his bowel movements as if they were Barbie dolls. I don't find the antics of deviates in the least bit amusing. He will be hearing from our lawyers if he continues to refuse to pay his bill.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 06:05AM

I will be heading over to Bob Evans shortly to try the "Whole Hog" breakfast platter. It sounds good,

"Whole Hog
1900 - 1930 cal.
Go hog wild for our farm-famous meats! Two strips of crispy bacon, two sausage patties, two sausage links, one slice of hickory-smoked ham, two fresh-cracked eggs* cooked to order, one hotcake and one slice of brioche French toast. Plus, your choice of golden brown home fries or hash browns"

I will have to get the biscuits and gravy meal as a side dish though. My bowels can probably take it!

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 06:22AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I will be heading over to Bob Evans shortly to try
> the "Whole Hog" breakfast platter. It sounds
> good,
>
> "Whole Hog
> 1900 - 1930 cal.
> Go hog wild for our farm-famous meats! Two strips
> of crispy bacon, two sausage patties, two sausage
> links, one slice of hickory-smoked ham, two
> fresh-cracked eggs* cooked to order, one hotcake
> and one slice of brioche French toast. Plus, your
> choice of golden brown home fries or hash browns"
>
> I will have to get the biscuits and gravy meal as
> a side dish though. My bowels can probably take
> it!


Wow boiled hope your colon doesn’t fall out. That sounds very dangerous. I will be picking up my sister after playing Buick bowling with third world types. First Watch is pretty good.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 07:17AM

Got a box of Bubba burgers, a bag of fries, and a carvel ice cream cake. Take that bowels.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: February 09, 2020 08:15AM

I showed a colleague of mine these write ups, and he concurs that’s this once noble field, has left him with a lobby full of idiots. It seems that either psychiatric patients or undesirables, represents most of whom he treats these days. While I still enjoy researching and writing for medical publications, I can’t say that I miss being on staff.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Let's get real ()
Date: February 09, 2020 10:54AM

eep being naive guys."Brown Onion" is a shit fetishist. Part of his fetish is fooling other people to talk about their bowels.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 09, 2020 10:58AM

Brown, I will be over in a while with my drop cloths. Hope you have an appetite because I’ve got a huge delicious turd log brewing.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Let's get real ()
Date: February 09, 2020 11:23AM

'Brown Onion" undoubtedly tried joining real online support groups for IBS. They saw through his "Groan Thrown" and "Midwife" shit talk right away. That is why he is here.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 11:29AM

I heard the obese neighbor refer to dad as his bitch. He’s my father and I don’t like this at all. I also don’t like the nightgown dad has to wear, or the pinky ring that seems strange. Mom says this is a phase but now I have two daddies.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: February 09, 2020 12:36PM

"Escape"

By Johnny Bravo




I was tired of my bowels, they had been in me too long
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song
So while sitting on the shitter, I read craigslist with my buttcheeks spread
And in the personals listing, there was this posting I read

"If you like taking a good shit, and getting caught in the rain
If you´re not into constipation, if you have rectal pain
If you like taking dumps at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I´m the relief that you´ve looked for, write to me, and escape"

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Greg Brady ()
Date: February 09, 2020 12:44PM

Catchy tune and good for slow dancing.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: House of Shit!!! ()
Date: February 09, 2020 12:44PM

Just when odd didn’t exist, here it is.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 01:43PM

jhonny bravo Wrote:
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> "Escape"
>
> By Johnny Bravo
>
>
>
>
> I was tired of my bowels, they had been in me too
> long
> Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song
> So while sitting on the shitter, I read craigslist
> with my buttcheeks spread
> And in the personals listing, there was this
> posting I read
>
> "If you like taking a good shit, and getting
> caught in the rain
> If you´re not into constipation, if you have
> rectal pain
> If you like taking dumps at midnight, in the dunes
> of the cape
> I´m the relief that you´ve looked for, write to
> me, and escape"


Hilarious and well done Mr Bravo. When that song came out I was young and had no bowel worries at all.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 02:30PM

I think dad said something about liking the obese neighbor inside him. I’m not sure what this means. They are both strange. Mom repeatedly cries and smokes cigarettes. The obese neighbor is making my dad suck on and eat bananas in the living room. I can’t wait to go back to college.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage.. ()
Date: February 09, 2020 02:37PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> I think dad said something about liking the obese
> neighbor inside him. I’m not sure what this
> means. They are both strange. Mom repeatedly cries
> and smokes cigarettes. The obese neighbor is
> making my dad suck on and eat bananas in the
> living room. I can’t wait to go back to college.


You’re an ass. Making fun of a young student is disgusting you piece of shit!

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 09, 2020 02:52PM

Let's get real Wrote:
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> 'Brown Onion" undoubtedly tried joining real
> online support groups for IBS. They saw through
> his "Groan Thrown" and "Midwife" shit talk right
> away. That is why he is here.


That’s a fabrication. You don’t know my neighbor. Brown has been active for years. And while he likes to provide an online education, the man is going to be at another church next Sunday doing a presentation on IBS.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO buddy poopfood ()
Date: February 09, 2020 03:06PM

When BO asks you how are your bowels, what he really is asking is how does your poop taste.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Keep telling yourself that ()
Date: February 09, 2020 03:48PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Let's get real Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 'Brown Onion" undoubtedly tried joining real
> > online support groups for IBS. They saw through
> > his "Groan Thrown" and "Midwife" shit talk
> right
> > away. That is why he is here.
>
>
> That’s a fabrication. You don’t know my
> neighbor. Brown has been active for years. And
> while he likes to provide an online education, the
> man is going to be at another church next Sunday
> doing a presentation on IBS.


Part of the kink of many fetishists is to 'pass' for normal. Getting a church full of unsuspecting listeners is just the audience he is looking for. He will test the boundaries of how far he can go off the rails while keeping his cover.
The looks of confusion and disbelief on those who endure his 'lecture' will give him the fap material he is looking for.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 03:49PM

Today I came home and dad is wearing clear orange briefs underwear. The obese neighbor is smiling. My college roommate wears clear white briefs and shaves his pubes. He identifies as gay. I want to ask my mom and grandma, but am not sure how to bring this up. Dad just says they are comfortable.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 09, 2020 04:08PM

BO buddy poopfood Wrote:
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> When BO asks you how are your bowels, what he
> really is asking is how does your poop taste.


Stop slandering my neighbor please. He served our country, he was a civil engineer, and deserves better. He has no interest in scat fetishes. I agree with him, start another thread if that’s what you like, those of us with IBS per the general population are even more repulsed by feces or anything related to it. Please pay respect or at least keep your opinions fair.

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Re: WjRe: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: obvious by inspection ()
Date: February 09, 2020 04:09PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Today I came home and dad is wearing clear orange
> briefs underwear. The obese neighbor is smiling.
> My college roommate wears clear white briefs and
> shaves his pubes. He identifies as gay. I want to
> ask my mom and grandma, but am not sure how to
> bring this up. Dad just says they are comfortable.


Your dad may not be gay. He might just be going through a phase as your mom has said. Of course, that brings up the possibility that he is gay and was going through a phase when he fertilized your mom with you. They are no downsides to having a gay roommate. He won't try to steal the chickees you bring home and you might even get a few free blowjobs from him.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: GI advisor ()
Date: February 09, 2020 04:14PM

Obtuse write ups continue. Why not see your doctor and get proper medical treatment?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: February 09, 2020 04:51PM

GI advisor Wrote:
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> Obtuse write ups continue. Why not see your
> doctor and get proper medical treatment?


My bowels! My bowels! Waaaaaaah! How about real shit like heart issues or something more manly.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 09, 2020 05:48PM

GI advisor Wrote:
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> Obtuse write ups continue. Why not see your
> doctor and get proper medical treatment?

Like Brown although I’m younger nothing including medicine and doctors has provided much. I have an appointment Tuesday with a new doctor. Hopeful but realistic.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Get with the program ()
Date: February 09, 2020 07:16PM

GI advisor Wrote:
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> Obtuse write ups continue. Why not see your
> doctor and get proper medical treatment?


They don't want to get better if they even have actual bowel issues in the first place. If they wanted to talk about getting better they would go to an actual online IBS support group. Instead, they stick around and talk about their midwives taking baby wipes to their butts and their feeble plumbing.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage. ()
Date: February 09, 2020 08:16PM

I’ve been taking a lot of big black dicks up my ass lately. Its great for my bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 09:02PM

Get with the program Wrote:
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> GI advisor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Obtuse write ups continue. Why not see your
> > doctor and get proper medical treatment?
>
>
> They don't want to get better if they even have
> actual bowel issues in the first place. If they
> wanted to talk about getting better they would go
> to an actual online IBS support group. Instead,
> they stick around and talk about their midwives
> taking baby wipes to their butts and their feeble
> plumbing.


Have you walked a mile in our bowels? I think not. Instead you’re a nasty sinister capricious asshole, who shows a lack of respect for elders, and no empathy whatsoever. There is no cure for IBS. What if you lived everyday with something that had no cure, that caused pain and frustration of unspeakable magnitude? Instead of judging and being a complete jerk, why not first think of ways you can help.

Call your congressman, ask for more funding at NIH, join us at McLean Presbyterian church to discuss or even learn about IBS. Until you walk in our shoes and improve that attitude, I have little confidence in you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Actions speak louder than words ()
Date: February 09, 2020 09:11PM

Miscavage. Wrote:
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> I’ve been taking a lot of big black dicks up my
> ass lately. Its great for my bowels.

I like the way the BBCs do a number on my prostate. I hang out in a prostate awareness forum and give euphemisms about becoming one with my prostate but instead I am getting dicked.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bon poopetite ()
Date: February 09, 2020 09:31PM

Hey BO, how do you keep your breath smelling fresh after you devour a giant shit log? Asking for a friend.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 09, 2020 09:50PM

Bon poopetite Wrote:
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> Hey BO, how do you keep your breath smelling fresh
> after you devour a giant shit log? Asking for a
> friend.


Shut up pollack.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Holy Shit... ()
Date: February 10, 2020 12:11AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Get with the program Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > GI advisor Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Obtuse write ups continue. Why not see your
> > > doctor and get proper medical treatment?
> >
> >
> > They don't want to get better if they even have
> > actual bowel issues in the first place. If they
> > wanted to talk about getting better they would
> go
> > to an actual online IBS support group. Instead,
> > they stick around and talk about their midwives
> > taking baby wipes to their butts and their
> feeble
> > plumbing.
>
>
> Have you walked a mile in our bowels? I think not.
> Instead you’re a nasty sinister capricious
> asshole, who shows a lack of respect for elders,
> and no empathy whatsoever. There is no cure for
> IBS. What if you lived everyday with something
> that had no cure, that caused pain and frustration
> of unspeakable magnitude? Instead of judging and
> being a complete jerk, why not first think of ways
> you can help.
>
> Call your congressman, ask for more funding at
> NIH, join us at McLean Presbyterian church to
> discuss or even learn about IBS. Until you walk in
> our shoes and improve that attitude, I have little
> confidence in you.


The good parishioners of this church will soon know that the bigotted psycho with the poop tales is a veteran FFXU contributor. I'm sure the Pastor will be quite enthralled by your musings about the "Groan Thrown" and the subhuman way you treat the 'midwives".

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 10, 2020 06:19AM

I won’t be going to work today. One mile drive and an accident happens. Drinking water and taking prescription so want to work.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 10, 2020 09:02AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> I won’t be going to work today. One mile drive
> and an accident happens. Drinking water and taking
> prescription so want to work.

Hope you find a resolution. We have opposite IBS types.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 10:18AM

I’m sorry Mr Underwear. And your IBS must be frustrating. Aside from adult diapers, I’m wondering if putting a coyote pelt and tying it in place under your starfish might help. Obviously you’ve been enduring this for years and I wish I could find a solution as doctors haven’t.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Verde Onion Con Queso|ohlay! ()
Date: February 10, 2020 10:56AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bon poopetite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey BO, how do you keep your breath smelling
> fresh
> > after you devour a giant shit log? Asking for a
> > friend.
>
>
> Shut up pollack.

Jackson Pollack is one of my favorite modern artists! Some of his paintings look like my toilet bowl when my roids are acting up after some spicy Indian or Mexican. The midwives thought I should start sharting on a canvass so they could sell the works as art down at the Bodega.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: lost and worried Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 11:02AM

Father Onion </\> Wrote:
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> I see many lost souls here. If you ask Him for
> relief you will find peace. One of my sheep
> included in his confession today a tale of his
> predilection for his own filth in a manner known
> to be unnatural. God designed our earthly bodies
> and a vessel for our soul and it was good. His
> patience and forgiveness though unbounded will not
> be bestowed upon those that worship upon such
> things as our own waste which God intended to be
> discarded once hence shunned from our awareness.
>
> I fear for the souls of men for whom such natural
> acts have become a thing of devotion and worship -
> God's wrath shall be visited upon them who forsake
> Him for the pursuit of vile and earthly
> obsessions.

Dear Father,

Your gentle words show God does indeed love us. Truth rings as a clarion leaving me hopeful that I may stop the endless digging at my starfish, cease my bowl-smelling obsession. Is there a particular prayer or penance you can recommend to help my immortal soul. Thank you and God bless...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Da Poo Poo ()
Date: February 10, 2020 11:03AM

Short, informative tutorial for the bibs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf0Lv3egcMc

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Great video thnx ()
Date: February 10, 2020 11:12AM

Da Poo Poo Wrote:
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> Short, informative tutorial for the bibs.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf0Lv3egcMc


Fantastic video thanks for sharing. I would say that the gentleman is very hateful towards those who choose #naughtydelicious as a form of physical pleasure. I did get a stiffy though listening to his admonishments with his fabulous accent.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 11:22AM

Three pizzas and buffalo wings take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: February 10, 2020 11:22AM

I have some type of lung infection, and it’s affecting my bowel movement, I keep getting this rumbling in colon and feel like I have to go, but when I try going I can’t, finally after a day, death came from within

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Calvin Klein Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 11:32AM

Swollen colon Wrote:
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> I have some type of lung infection, and it’s
> affecting my bowel movement, I keep getting this
> rumbling in colon and feel like I have to go, but
> when I try going I can’t, finally after a day,
> death came from within


Shoving animal pelts up your ass might help. A coyote pelt is always the first choice. However, I have found relief in using one from a tabby cat. Of course, the relief might be coming from the fact that the cat is no longer shitting in my rose garden and the 'missing' signs put up all over the neighborhood are rather annoying.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 01:14PM

Calvin Klein Onion Wrote:
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> Swollen colon Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have some type of lung infection, and it’s
> > affecting my bowel movement, I keep getting
> this
> > rumbling in colon and feel like I have to go,
> but
> > when I try going I can’t, finally after a
> day,
> > death came from within
>
>
> Shoving animal pelts up your ass might help. A
> coyote pelt is always the first choice. However, I
> have found relief in using one from a tabby cat.
> Of course, the relief might be coming from the
> fact that the cat is no longer shitting in my rose
> garden and the 'missing' signs put up all over the
> neighborhood are rather annoying.


Hi Mr. Brown (I recognize your writing style),

Your story reminds me of one time the Obese neighbor caught a squirrel and did what you said with it in his bottom. Its a disturbing story, no time now though late for my pre-anatomy class we are learning to identify living plants from inanimate objects such as horse troughs and campaign button making machines. Ive studied hard!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 01:36PM

An entire bucket of chicken and beers. Take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 10, 2020 02:03PM

Welcome to Page-5 BiBs! Onions making a mark for curious readers wishing to learn more about our (their?) IBS peril. Jersey Mike's #3 (Mike's Way) for me today. Half for lunch, half for dinner this evening with some healthier Sun Chips. This BiB doesn't do- da poo poo in previous post of funny video.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 10, 2020 02:25PM

I had a bad one today. Admittedly last night I had stomach cramps. These usually are an indicator of a awful time. This large strange boulder cut me up.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 04:43PM

Dad and the obese neighbor downstairs. Dad is wearing a bunch of clear briefs and the obese neighbor is throwing darts in his asshole. Should I be concerned?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Time to be a son ()
Date: February 10, 2020 04:57PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor downstairs. Dad is
> wearing a bunch of clear briefs and the obese
> neighbor is throwing darts in his asshole. Should
> I be concerned?

Your father undoubtedly needs your support for his LGBT lifestyle. Have you thought of helping to paint his dartboard?
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 05:03PM

Panda Express again tonight. They sell chicken egg rolls now and they are so much better than those nasty spring rolls. Going to get two entrees four egg rolls and two sides of super greens that are loaded with broccoli. That should get my bowels going.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Onionzs ()
Date: February 10, 2020 06:04PM

Da Poo Poo Wrote:
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> Short, informative tutorial for the bibs.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf0Lv3egcMc

Video worth bumpin.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 10, 2020 06:17PM

I just ate an entire bowl of moist dogshit. It was delish!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: gourmand onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 06:39PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> I just ate an entire bowl of moist dogshit. It was
> delish!


I am lucky enough to live by a dog park that separates the dogs into two groups by size with 30lbs being the divide.


I go and raid the potty bins for some tasty treats

I find that the best tasting poop comes from smaller dogs. It could be that there are more dogs represented since the poop is smaller. However, smaller dogs are more apt to be fed canned food as opposed to dry. Maybe that is it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 10, 2020 09:06PM

To my fellow brothers in bowel,

Today was another doctors appointment. $40 out of my pocket, a sore rectum, and nothing but the cold calculating indifference of a medical practice. Don’t you think that these problems could be fixed. You take your cars brakes in. They are fixed. Aside from the body parts of savages done. You take your hair in to get styled. There slanty eyes despite driving a car like a five year old, will make your locks of hair look good. You go to a restaurant to get fed. After leaving your belly is full, and you leave a few dirty dollar bills and coins for the iguana eater.

At the doctor nothing for your money, time, and what’s left of your pride.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Enough Already ()
Date: February 10, 2020 09:16PM

Can Cary just ban this BO jackass? Nobody wants to read his fake boring spam posts.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Colon trollin ()
Date: February 10, 2020 09:28PM

Enough Already Wrote:
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> Can Cary just ban this BO jackass? Nobody wants to
> read his fake boring spam posts.


They aren’t fake, or mine posts aren’t.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 10, 2020 10:08PM

Enough Already Wrote:
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> Can Cary just ban this BO jackass? Nobody wants to
> read his fake boring spam posts.


Read em and weep dick. Freedom of speech applies whether you like it or not. Suck it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 10, 2020 10:22PM

Now, who wants to take a shit in my mouth?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 11, 2020 04:21AM

5am guy checking in here a little earlier than usual. 5am guy works the overnite shift and 5am guy takes his dumps while the city sleeps.
5am guy has to work long hours this coming weekend because of the Presidents day holiday. 5am guy is then going to take a few nights off. 5am guy is going to visit his cousin in Paint Bank Virginia 5am guy will be eating restaurant food and it may give 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy says hi to all the bib's!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: February 11, 2020 07:21AM

Sorry I missed 5am guy. He’s an interesting guy.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: we all heart 5amguy ()
Date: February 11, 2020 08:09AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy checking in here a little earlier than
> usual. 5am guy works the overnite shift and 5am
> guy takes his dumps while the city sleeps.
> 5am guy has to work long hours this coming weekend
> because of the Presidents day holiday. 5am guy is
> then going to take a few nights off. 5am guy is
> going to visit his cousin in Paint Bank Virginia
> 5am guy will be eating restaurant food and it may
> give 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy says hi to all
> the bib's!

Hey 5am - you ever go and tap that waitress from Denny's again, you know the smack addict? Are you the one that cooks on a hot plate in your basement apartment or is that the sign-spinnin' bayz-in-bayz dude?

thanks hope your bowels are good to you on the job this weekend.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: abovethewaterline onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 08:58AM

Family members leaving above-water shit smears in groan throne.

I know it sucks but you have to reach in there with TP and wipe that shit down. If not it gets hard above the water line and you know who has to get in there with fingernails and TP to get it off.

mutherfuckers

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 10:09AM

Obese neighbor tied dental floss to an opened safety pin and inserted it into my dad's rectum. He says Dad is on his 'leash' and pretty much does whatever he wants. Right now he is making my poor Dad drink out of the toilet while humming Battle Hymn of The Republic. Mom is drunk and Grandma is in he basement said she had some 'canning' to do.

Its all so strange even my lemon wheat grass masala chai smoothy cannot seem to lift my spirits this day...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 11:02AM

Goulash. More later but I think my doctor fucked up my starfish.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Phillip Snidegrass ()
Date: February 11, 2020 12:05PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor tied dental floss to an opened
> safety pin and inserted it into my dad's rectum.
> He says Dad is on his 'leash' and pretty much does
> whatever he wants. Right now he is making my poor
> Dad drink out of the toilet while humming Battle
> Hymn of The Republic. Mom is drunk and Grandma is
> in he basement said she had some 'canning' to do.
>
> Its all so strange even my lemon wheat grass
> masala chai smoothy cannot seem to lift my spirits
> this day...


tough breaks kid

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: This is horrible ()
Date: February 11, 2020 12:16PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor tied dental floss to an opened
> safety pin and inserted it into my dad's rectum.
> He says Dad is on his 'leash' and pretty much does
> whatever he wants. Right now he is making my poor
> Dad drink out of the toilet while humming Battle
> Hymn of The Republic. Mom is drunk and Grandma is
> in he basement said she had some 'canning' to do.
>
> Its all so strange even my lemon wheat grass
> masala chai smoothy cannot seem to lift my spirits
> this day...

This is the most disturbing post in this thread. All I can say is stop acting like a whiney little bitch and learn to accept reality as it is. Next time drink a cup of Folger's like a man.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: gu3ul ()
Date: February 11, 2020 12:52PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor tied dental floss to an opened
> safety pin and inserted it into my dad's rectum.
> He says Dad is on his 'leash' and pretty much does
> whatever he wants. Right now he is making my poor
> Dad drink out of the toilet while humming Battle
> Hymn of The Republic. Mom is drunk and Grandma is
> in he basement said she had some 'canning' to do.
>
> Its all so strange even my lemon wheat grass
> masala chai smoothy cannot seem to lift my spirits
> this day...

what-the-actual-FUCK?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 01:04PM

Can’t you stop making fun of a good college student, who’s working for his degree? Make fun of me or older folks fine, but come on.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 11, 2020 01:50PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Can’t you stop making fun of a good college
> student, who’s working for his degree? Make fun
> of me or older folks fine, but come on.


We do what we wanna do

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 11, 2020 02:49PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Can’t you stop making fun of a good college
> student, who’s working for his degree? Make fun
> of me or older folks fine, but come on.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: lollers ()
Date: February 11, 2020 03:00PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Obese neighbor tied dental floss to an opened
> safety pin and inserted it into my dad's rectum.
> He says Dad is on his 'leash' and pretty much does
> whatever he wants. Right now he is making my poor
> Dad drink out of the toilet while humming Battle
> Hymn of The Republic. Mom is drunk and Grandma is
> in he basement said she had some 'canning' to do.
>
> Its all so strange even my lemon wheat grass
> masala chai smoothy cannot seem to lift my spirits
> this day...

ok this made me laugh - sick fucks

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 11, 2020 03:06PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can’t you stop making fun of a good college
> > student, who’s working for his degree? Make
> fun
> > of me or older folks fine, but come on.
>
>
> We do what we wanna do
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: baloon knot onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 03:12PM

^NOT BOWELL FRIENDLY - AVOID!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Groan Thrown Rachel ()
Date: February 11, 2020 03:32PM

baloon knot onion Wrote:
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> ^NOT BOWELL FRIENDLY - AVOID!


It hurt a little when I first started. But in just a few exercise sessions, things started to flow efficiently.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 11, 2020 03:56PM

we all heart 5amguy Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy checking in here a little earlier than
> > usual. 5am guy works the overnite shift and 5am
> > guy takes his dumps while the city sleeps.
> > 5am guy has to work long hours this coming
> weekend
> > because of the Presidents day holiday. 5am guy
> is
> > then going to take a few nights off. 5am guy is
> > going to visit his cousin in Paint Bank
> Virginia
> > 5am guy will be eating restaurant food and it
> may
> > give 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy says hi to
> all
> > the bib's!
>
> Hey 5am - you ever go and tap that waitress from
> Denny's again, you know the smack addict? Are you
> the one that cooks on a hot plate in your basement
> apartment or is that the sign-spinnin'
> bayz-in-bayz dude?
>
> thanks hope your bowels are good to you on the job
> this weekend.

5am is a PLAYAH! Denny's waitress must predate my entry. I do recall 5am's pursuit/success with the Royal Farms Jenny. Man's got game and won't be lonely on Valentine's Day.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Evel ()
Date: February 11, 2020 04:00PM

Groan Thrown Rachel Wrote:
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> baloon knot onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ^NOT BOWELL FRIENDLY - AVOID!
>
>
> It hurt a little when I first started. But in just
> a few exercise sessions, things started to flow
> efficiently.

"it only hurts for a little while." -Evel Knievel

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 04:41PM

I picked up a big package of chicken drumsticks earlier today. Going to shake n bake them and enjoy them with a box of stove top stuffing and a 12 pack of budweiser. This should be bowel friendly.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 06:03PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I picked up a big package of chicken drumsticks
> earlier today. Going to shake n bake them and
> enjoy them with a box of stove top stuffing and a
> 12 pack of budweiser. This should be bowel
> friendly.

Thinking of that my lower colon just fell out.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Go away!! ()
Date: February 11, 2020 06:04PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I picked up a big package of chicken drumsticks
> > earlier today. Going to shake n bake them and
> > enjoy them with a box of stove top stuffing and
> a
> > 12 pack of budweiser. This should be bowel
> > friendly.
>
> Thinking of that my lower colon just fell out.

We can only wish. Hope you die soon bleeding out from your ass. Sick racist fuck.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 11, 2020 06:05PM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 11, 2020 07:40PM

I highly doubt my neighbor and also a church going man like brown would approve of that. And I think you have serious problems.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage.. ()
Date: February 11, 2020 07:40PM

I just ate a few pieces of cat shit. It has a nice sweet flavor. It takes a bit of work to prepare by removing the litter particles. Well worth it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 11, 2020 07:47PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> I highly doubt my neighbor and also a church going
> man like brown would approve of that. And I think
> you have serious problems.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion’s neighbor, Evan ()
Date: February 11, 2020 09:18PM

Miscavage.. Wrote:
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> I just ate a few pieces of cat shit. It has a nice
> sweet flavor. It takes a bit of work to prepare by
> removing the litter particles. Well worth it.


Brown Onion’s wife used to make a delicious catshit soup. God rest her soul.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 11, 2020 09:53PM

Fucking low life clowns.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 11, 2020 10:10PM

Dad is in some kind of cuff outfit and the obese neighbor is telling him bend over bitch. I hear what sounds like pigs squealing. There’s banjo music too and the obese neighbor seems very proud of himself as dad sits in his red underwear.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr. Brown Onion Partera ()
Date: February 11, 2020 11:38PM

Helo, my name es Maria also I am Mr. Brown Onion Partera, no se la palabra en Ingles. Mr. Brown asks always for de OxyCotin for the dolor in hs bottom partes. !Demasiado! I say but he not listen and he take 3 sometimes for in the bano. Demasaiado and then he can no go poopie. mierda esta demasiado duro and de oxy is why. Also we bring comedia with la iguana in los tacos but Mr Brown think it pollo. We laugh. And we dont like tis man, he is not good man - he say mierda es nino

no bueno, gracias

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 12, 2020 04:35AM

we all heart 5amguy Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy checking in here a little earlier than
> > usual. 5am guy works the overnite shift and 5am
> > guy takes his dumps while the city sleeps.
> > 5am guy has to work long hours this coming
> weekend
> > because of the Presidents day holiday. 5am guy
> is
> > then going to take a few nights off. 5am guy is
> > going to visit his cousin in Paint Bank
> Virginia
> > 5am guy will be eating restaurant food and it
> may
> > give 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy says hi to
> all
> > the bib's!
>
> Hey 5am - you ever go and tap that waitress from
> Denny's again, you know the smack addict? Are you
> the one that cooks on a hot plate in your basement
> apartment or is that the sign-spinnin'
> bayz-in-bayz dude?
>
> thanks hope your bowels are good to you on the job
> this weekend.


5am guy got a few letters from the Dennys girl. The letters were from a place called the Fluvana woman's correctional center. 5am guy read the first letter but sent the second letter back. Dennys girl wrote that she wants to see 5am guy when she gets released in October of 2024. Dennys girl also asked 5am guy to send her a pair of sneakers and some money. 5am guy did not write back or send anything.
5am guy is getting ready to drop a load. 5am guy has a space heater going in the mens room along with the star shower mood lighting device. 5am guy out.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 12, 2020 06:36AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> we all heart 5amguy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 5am guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 5am guy checking in here a little earlier
> than
> > > usual. 5am guy works the overnite shift and
> 5am
> > > guy takes his dumps while the city sleeps.
> > > 5am guy has to work long hours this coming
> > weekend
> > > because of the Presidents day holiday. 5am
> guy
> > is
> > > then going to take a few nights off. 5am guy
> is
> > > going to visit his cousin in Paint Bank
> > Virginia
> > > 5am guy will be eating restaurant food and it
> > may
> > > give 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy says hi
> to
> > all
> > > the bib's!
> >
> > Hey 5am - you ever go and tap that waitress
> from
> > Denny's again, you know the smack addict? Are
> you
> > the one that cooks on a hot plate in your
> basement
> > apartment or is that the sign-spinnin'
> > bayz-in-bayz dude?
> >
> > thanks hope your bowels are good to you on the
> job
> > this weekend.
>
>
> 5am guy got a few letters from the Dennys girl.
> The letters were from a place called the Fluvana
> woman's correctional center. 5am guy read the
> first letter but sent the second letter back.
> Dennys girl wrote that she wants to see 5am guy
> when she gets released in October of 2024. Dennys
> girl also asked 5am guy to send her a pair of
> sneakers and some money. 5am guy did not write
> back or send anything.
> 5am guy is getting ready to drop a load. 5am guy
> has a space heater going in the mens room along
> with the star shower mood lighting device. 5am guy
> out.


Good morning 5 am guy! Welcome back. It’s so good to see you and you’re doing the right thing. If she’s asking for all these things, that’s a sign of her using you and your bowels. No pussy means no anything. Even if those visits are allowed, she’s got to hook you up. I hope you took care of business relatively well. Working on a big one here. If anyone has a harpoon let me know.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Oxy head Onion ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:03AM

Mr. Brown Onion Partera Wrote:
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> Helo, my name es Maria also I am Mr. Brown Onion
> Partera, no se la palabra en Ingles. Mr. Brown
> asks always for de OxyCotin for the dolor in hs
> bottom partes. !Demasiado! I say but he not
> listen and he take 3 sometimes for in the bano.
> Demasaiado and then he can no go poopie. mierda
> esta demasiado duro and de oxy is why. Also we
> bring comedia with la iguana in los tacos but Mr
> Brown think it pollo. We laugh. And we dont like
> tis man, he is not good man - he say mierda es
> nino
>
> no bueno, gracias

From the horse's mouth - Brown Onion is an Oxy-head hence the constipation. Makes all the sense in the world. Worst part about ANY surgery is the pain meds/constipation after. I sent my wife out on an emergency run for stool softeners after belly button surgery - she got pills so I sent her immediately back out for suppositories. Overkill and sluce city but I in fact did have a lacrosse ball sized shit that wouldnt come out.

Get off the Oxy you racist piece of shit.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:33AM

Oxy head Onion Wrote:
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> Mr. Brown Onion Partera Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Helo, my name es Maria also I am Mr. Brown
> Onion
> > Partera, no se la palabra en Ingles. Mr. Brown
> > asks always for de OxyCotin for the dolor in hs
> > bottom partes. !Demasiado! I say but he not
> > listen and he take 3 sometimes for in the bano.
>
> > Demasaiado and then he can no go poopie.
> mierda
> > esta demasiado duro and de oxy is why. Also we
> > bring comedia with la iguana in los tacos but
> Mr
> > Brown think it pollo. We laugh. And we dont
> like
> > tis man, he is not good man - he say mierda es
> > nino
> >
> > no bueno, gracias
>
> From the horse's mouth - Brown Onion is an
> Oxy-head hence the constipation. Makes all the
> sense in the world. Worst part about ANY surgery
> is the pain meds/constipation after. I sent my
> wife out on an emergency run for stool softeners
> after belly button surgery - she got pills so I
> sent her immediately back out for suppositories.
> Overkill and sluce city but I in fact did have a
> lacrosse ball sized shit that wouldnt come out.
>
> Get off the Oxy you racist piece of shit.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: bowel batter ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:45AM

^that poor woman's fish is getting battered - not bowel friendly, not ok.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bowels but not bowels ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:47AM

Yesterday I was at a customers location, and was looking for the bathroom to take a number 2, I walk into the bathroom and it wasn’t lookin good, I notice the toilet had a be smear of shit residue that when from down below the water level to way above the water level, all dried up...so I sit, do what I gotta do, and flush, it was one of those toilets that splashed and Shoots water everwhere, so I now have this dried up nasty shit being shot up in my asshole, just fucking nasty

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 12, 2020 11:47AM

Bowels but not bowels Wrote:
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> Yesterday I was at a customers location, and was
> looking for the bathroom to take a number 2, I
> walk into the bathroom and it wasn’t lookin
> good, I notice the toilet had a be smear of shit
> residue that when from down below the water level
> to way above the water level, all dried up...so I
> sit, do what I gotta do, and flush, it was one of
> those toilets that splashed and Shoots water
> everwhere, so I now have this dried up nasty shit
> being shot up in my asshole, just fucking nasty
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 12, 2020 12:13PM

Now you are getting it. Anal sex is perverted and ruins the starfish. We need more like that young girl, She seems to have a healthy attitude toward her starfish and water babies!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BiB Onion ()
Date: February 12, 2020 02:03PM

Starfish Trooper Wrote:
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> Now you are getting it. Anal sex is perverted and
> ruins the starfish. We need more like that young
> girl, She seems to have a healthy attitude toward
> her starfish and water babies!

So natural too. She is giving birth to her feces without midwives! Important to support each other by discussing this. Thanks.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: nw9w3 ()
Date: February 12, 2020 03:00PM

sickos

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 12, 2020 03:00PM

BiB Onion Wrote:
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> Starfish Trooper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now you are getting it. Anal sex is perverted
> and
> > ruins the starfish. We need more like that
> young
> > girl, She seems to have a healthy attitude
> toward
> > her starfish and water babies!
>
> So natural too. She is giving birth to her feces
> without midwives! Important to support each other
> by discussing this. Thanks.

Keep in mind midwives are sometimes needed.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 12, 2020 06:56PM

No he doesn’t. He’s a church going all around decent gentleman. You’re a sick dog.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: French Onion ()
Date: February 12, 2020 07:01PM

nw9w3 Wrote:
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> sickos


How much of this hostility do us Bibs must endure? Everybody poops and we are on a mission for society to accept us potty challenged for who we are.

OUT OF THE WATER CLOSET AND INTO THE STREETS.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 12, 2020 07:54PM

Has anybody eaten mouse shit? Not very filling, but thet are kind of like tic tacs. Tasty little snack.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Gourmand Onion ()
Date: February 12, 2020 08:04PM

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> Has anybody eaten mouse shit? Not very filling,
> but thet are kind of like tic tacs. Tasty little
> snack.


Have you tried baking mouse turds into cookies? Just take a chocolate chip recipe and substitute the turds for the chocolate chips.

If you have small minded friends, you might try half chips and half turds. They won't even notice.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Retired GI ()
Date: February 12, 2020 08:08PM

Reading these obtuse write ups, photographs/videos, and the stupidity of user name Brown Onion, I certainly am realizing the right decision was made. The golf course is relaxing, as are games such as Bridge provide entertainment and a social balance. The years I was a GI, I am glad to have had the opportunity to help people, but people like user name Brown Onion aren’t missed.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 12, 2020 09:26PM

Retired GI Wrote:
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> Reading these obtuse write ups,
> photographs/videos, and the stupidity of user name
> Brown Onion, I certainly am realizing the right
> decision was made. The golf course is relaxing, as
> are games such as Bridge provide entertainment and
> a social balance. The years I was a GI, I am glad
> to have had the opportunity to help people, but
> people like user name Brown Onion aren’t missed.


Guess you still put your sausage fingers in holes playing golf. Why am I not surprised you’d play a game associated with assholes? When you play bridge are you known as stinky fingers. You and your fellow doctors are the lowest of the low.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Clinger cling ons ()
Date: February 12, 2020 09:39PM

I hate when you shit and u got the clingers, either from ur asshole, or stuck in ur asshole hairs.
You can feel them hanging, I refuse to wipe and smear them, so I just shake my ass back and forth till they fallmmcbb

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:33PM

Clinger cling ons Wrote:
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> I hate when you shit and u got the clingers,
> either from ur asshole, or stuck in ur asshole
> hairs.
> You can feel them hanging, I refuse to wipe and
> smear them, so I just shake my ass back and forth
> till they fallmmcbb


Thats disgusting. I prefer to simply pluck them off and eat them.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Father Onion </\> ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:40PM

Friends, I beseech you, turn away from these dark and unnatural pursuits and pray for forgiveness. He can offer you peace from these corporeal distractions. Unnatural and unclean you must ask to receive Grace. Filth and depravity are evidence of a an unholy presence here - descriptions of bodily waste, midwives, these are the work of Satin. God be with you and save you all.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sinner Jim ()
Date: February 12, 2020 10:59PM

Father Onion </\> Wrote:
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> Friends, I beseech you, turn away from these dark
> and unnatural pursuits and pray for forgiveness.
> He can offer you peace from these corporeal
> distractions. Unnatural and unclean you must ask
> to receive Grace. Filth and depravity are
> evidence of a an unholy presence here -
> descriptions of bodily waste, midwives, these are
> the work of Satin. God be with you and save you
> all.

You’re right, father. Satin is bad. Have you ever tried to get skid marks out of satin?


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 12, 2020 11:47PM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wtf onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 08:48AM

Is it true that for roids a doctor can tie rubber bands around them to decrease their size?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 10:11AM

It’s going to take more than stool softener and prunes to get this old fashioned steam train and passenger cars out of my colon. The locomotive is staying in there refusing to budge. The sweat is real. The apprehension too. I worry the midwives won’t be able to help me enough with what’s going through the tubing.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Oxy Clean Onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 10:49AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It’s going to take more than stool softener and
> prunes to get this old fashioned steam train and
> passenger cars out of my colon. The locomotive is
> staying in there refusing to budge. The sweat is
> real. The apprehension too. I worry the midwives
> won’t be able to help me enough with what’s
> going through the tubing.


Stop eating Oxy like tic-tacs idiot. Your poo will de-petrify.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 13, 2020 10:58AM

Animal clips are so adorable
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Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 13, 2020 11:40AM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 13, 2020 12:01PM

Still recovering from yesterday. It’s hard to believe coming up on 24 hours and still in pain.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: The nines have it,,, ()
Date: February 13, 2020 12:36PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Still recovering from yesterday. It’s hard to
> believe coming up on 24 hours and still in pain.


Don't make Brown Onion's mistake. Don't start binging on Oxi for pain. You will never have a normal shit again.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 13, 2020 03:15PM

Subway turkey breast on wheat foot-long with Lay's baked chips for lunch. One more day of work and heading into the long holiday weekend with confidence. What up BiBs?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 13, 2020 03:56PM

The nines have it,,, Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Still recovering from yesterday. It’s hard to
> > believe coming up on 24 hours and still in
> pain.
>
>
> Don't make Brown Onion's mistake. Don't start
> binging on Oxi for pain. You will never have a
> normal shit again.

Shut up asshole. How’s the loony bin dumbass? You’re jealous of brown onion with obsession written all over it. He’s got bowel problems. Whatever meds he takes he’s allowed to.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 13, 2020 04:12PM

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> The nines have it,,, Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Still recovering from yesterday. It’s hard
> to
> > > believe coming up on 24 hours and still in
> > pain.
> >
> >
> > Don't make Brown Onion's mistake. Don't start
> > binging on Oxi for pain. You will never have a
> > normal shit again.
>
> Shut up asshole. How’s the loony bin dumbass?
> You’re jealous of brown onion with obsession
> written all over it. He’s got bowel problems.
> Whatever meds he takes he’s allowed to.



DINNER IS SERVED
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Nodafan ()
Date: February 13, 2020 04:23PM

Would never date a woman who shits this large. Lady poop doesn’t exist and should stay that way. You reading this ladies?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: A question for you... ()
Date: February 13, 2020 04:32PM

Nodafan Wrote:
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> Would never date a woman who shits this large.
> Lady poop doesn’t exist and should stay that
> way. You reading this ladies?


If women don't poop, then why does my wife use half a roll of toilet paper every time she uses the toilet?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: TP Onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 04:41PM

A question for you... Wrote:
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> Nodafan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Would never date a woman who shits this large.
> > Lady poop doesn’t exist and should stay that
> > way. You reading this ladies?
>
>
> If women don't poop, then why does my wife use
> half a roll of toilet paper every time she uses
> the toilet?

1st what an utterly glorious shit that vixen is delivering! The volume and color and consistency 10 out of 10

2nd women have a secret plan to deforest the planet over the next 140 years - TP is their major means to this goal.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 04:48PM

The workday is almost over. I'm thinking that a couple double whoppers with cheese and a couple large onion rings from Burger king might hit the spot for dinner tonight. My bowels are churning a little from the footlong meatball and bacon sub I had for lunch. If my bowels give me trouble I can call out sick tomorrow and turn a 3 day weekend into a 4 day weekend.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage.... ()
Date: February 13, 2020 05:14PM

Sick fuck. Shit images. Fuck you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Oh dear...... ()
Date: February 13, 2020 05:52PM

Miscavage.... Wrote:
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> Sick fuck. Shit images. Fuck you.


So says Mr. Pottynouth. Do you suck your boyfriend's cock with that mouth?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 05:56PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> The workday is almost over. I'm thinking that a
> couple double whoppers with cheese and a couple
> large onion rings from Burger king might hit the
> spot for dinner tonight. My bowels are churning a
> little from the footlong meatball and bacon sub I
> had for lunch. If my bowels give me trouble I can
> call out sick tomorrow and turn a 3 day weekend
> into a 4 day weekend.


Yikes that meal makes my bowels scream. Do you think or worry one day they will fall out?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:13PM

I love to take my wife’s ladel down to the port-a-jon and spoon out delectable treats to eat. The blue deoderizer adds a minty taste to the feces. Yum!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Concerned dad ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:13PM

Miscavage.... Wrote:
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> Sick fuck. Shit images. Fuck you.


Bro kids visit this site - pls watch your language.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Antarctica shitter ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:22PM

man walking Antarctica shits his pants - A Love Story.

After six hours of hiking, in near -25 degree Fahrenheit (-31.6 Celsius) temperatures, O'Brady suddenly felt what he called a "wave," one that would not stop.

He had been fairly regular until that point on the trip, going to the bathroom every morning and then staying dressed in head to toe snow gear all day until he could stop to set up camp for the night, and go to the bathroom in a sheltered vestibule.

O'Brady decided that it would be best to wait until the evening to take off his jacket, overalls, and base layers, get fully undressed and go. But his body had other plans.

"I thought that I'd get relief if I was able to pass some gas, so I tried," he wrote. "Unfortunately, more than gas came out. I was relieved and disgusted at the same time."

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Church Lady ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:25PM

That miscavage guy is truly a disgusting and foul-mouthed individual. He needs to find Jesus.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:31PM

Church Lady Wrote:
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> That miscavage guy is truly a disgusting and
> foul-mouthed individual. He needs to find Jesus.

Would you like to join us at McLean Presbyterian to discuss IBS? I’m leading a round table discussion about bowel health.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Lame troll ()
Date: February 13, 2020 06:47PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Church Lady Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That miscavage guy is truly a disgusting and
> > foul-mouthed individual. He needs to find
> Jesus.
>
> Would you like to join us at McLean Presbyterian
> to discuss IBS? I’m leading a round table
> discussion about bowel health.


No you’re not.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 13, 2020 07:14PM

Why we all sleep with baby wipes next to the bed.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Hws ()
Date: February 13, 2020 07:14PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Church Lady Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That miscavage guy is truly a disgusting and
> > foul-mouthed individual. He needs to find
> Jesus.
>
> Would you like to join us at McLean Presbyterian
> to discuss IBS? I’m leading a round table
> discussion about bowel health.
What are you focusing on for this discussion

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 13, 2020 07:47PM

Lame troll Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Church Lady Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > That miscavage guy is truly a disgusting and
> > > foul-mouthed individual. He needs to find
> > Jesus.
> >
> > Would you like to join us at McLean
> Presbyterian
> > to discuss IBS? I’m leading a round table
> > discussion about bowel health.
>
>
> No you’re not.


Yes he is. You’re just jealous that a good neighbor and friend gets a opportunity to educate.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 08:12PM

I don’t like how the obese neighbor, has a dog leash around dads neck, and is making him walk on all fours. It’s bad enough inside the house, but now the obese neighbor is doing this on our street. People I’ve known since I was a small boy are seeing this. Plus the obese neighbor has a whip and talks about cornholing. I think he means corn dogs but the grill is fired up and I hear a man crying downstairs about how his butt hurts. I don’t know why dad has bottom painted on his chest.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 13, 2020 08:14PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The workday is almost over. I'm thinking that a
> > couple double whoppers with cheese and a couple
> > large onion rings from Burger king might hit
> the
> > spot for dinner tonight. My bowels are churning
> a
> > little from the footlong meatball and bacon sub
> I
> > had for lunch. If my bowels give me trouble I
> can
> > call out sick tomorrow and turn a 3 day weekend
> > into a 4 day weekend.
>
>
> Yikes that meal makes my bowels scream. Do you
> think or worry one day they will fall out?


I just finished eating the whoppers and rings. I feel a storm brewing down below. My bowels are stressed right now. I am thankful to have a porcelain convenience standing by. I am holding strong so far.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 13, 2020 08:34PM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The workday is almost over. I'm thinking that
> a
> > > couple double whoppers with cheese and a
> couple
> > > large onion rings from Burger king might hit
> > the
> > > spot for dinner tonight. My bowels are
> churning
> > a
> > > little from the footlong meatball and bacon
> sub
> > I
> > > had for lunch. If my bowels give me trouble I
> > can
> > > call out sick tomorrow and turn a 3 day
> weekend
> > > into a 4 day weekend.
> >
> >
> > Yikes that meal makes my bowels scream. Do you
> > think or worry one day they will fall out?
>
>
> I just finished eating the whoppers and rings. I
> feel a storm brewing down below. My bowels are
> stressed right now. I am thankful to have a
> porcelain convenience standing by. I am holding
> strong so far.

My diaper is full!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 14, 2020 04:41AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. today 5am guy starts his 12 hour shifts. 5am guy will be working 8pm to 8am for the next three days. 5am guy feels that this could cause bowel trouble.
A few hours ago 5am guy had chicken, biscuits and coleslaw from Royal Farm. 5am guy will see how that turns out. 5am guy reminds everyone to set their browser to block images on this forum. 5am guy saw some bad images here because he forgot to turn on image block. 5am guy has the image block engaged now. 5am guy sends prayers and positive thoughts to all the BIB's!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Father Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2020 04:47AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in a little early
> tonight. today 5am guy starts his 12 hour shifts.
> 5am guy will be working 8pm to 8am for the next
> three days. 5am guy feels that this could cause
> bowel trouble.
> A few hours ago 5am guy had chicken, biscuits and
> coleslaw from Royal Farm. 5am guy will see how
> that turns out. 5am guy reminds everyone to set
> their browser to block images on this forum. 5am
> guy saw some bad images here because he forgot to
> turn on image block. 5am guy has the image block
> engaged now. 5am guy sends prayers and positive
> thoughts to all the BIB's!

You can always pray in our sanctuary, and know we will always take care of our flock.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 14, 2020 05:56AM

Not going to work. This is frustrating. I’m tired of these accidents.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 14, 2020 08:26AM

,,,
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2020 09:24AM

I don’t like the neighbors asking mom about dad being forced to walk like a dog in the neighborhood. Mom has gone through enough. Dad and the obese neighbor both are wearing clear briefs. My neighbor says they are gay but grandma calls it a phase. I wish dad would show more interest in my college classes, but he spends all time with the obese neighbor.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2020 12:00PM

I forgot which Star Wars movie it was, but remember when the imperial destroyer crashed into the Death Star after the rebels hit it? That’s what basically occurred on the groan throne. What’s left of my starfish where to even begin. The wetback plumber better get here in time as the emperor might pop out of this one.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Bunyan Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2020 12:09PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> I don’t like the neighbors asking mom about dad
> being forced to walk like a dog in the
> neighborhood. Mom has gone through enough. Dad and
> the obese neighbor both are wearing clear briefs.
> My neighbor says they are gay but grandma calls it
> a phase. I wish dad would show more interest in my
> college classes, but he spends all time with the
> obese neighbor.

Have you thought of moving near campus? I still lived at home in the summers and did the dorms/student apartment thing doing the year. I just needed my basics and left the big stuff at home. You dad and has pal showing little interest isn't as bad as showing so much interest that they come to campus with you to relive some college experience. If that happens just tell your classmates your dad is a 'Performance Artist" and he has an NEA grant paying for this.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Reverend Felcher ()
Date: February 14, 2020 12:16PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I forgot which Star Wars movie it was, but
> remember when the imperial destroyer crashed into
> the Death Star after the rebels hit it? That’s
> what basically occurred on the groan throne.
> What’s left of my starfish where to even begin.
> The wetback plumber better get here in time as the
> emperor might pop out of this one.

God is punishing you for your bigotry and Oxycotin abuse.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brother Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2020 02:26PM

Reverend Felcher Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I forgot which Star Wars movie it was, but
> > remember when the imperial destroyer crashed
> into
> > the Death Star after the rebels hit it?
> That’s
> > what basically occurred on the groan throne.
> > What’s left of my starfish where to even
> begin.
> > The wetback plumber better get here in time as
> the
> > emperor might pop out of this one.
>
> God is punishing you for your bigotry and Oxycotin
> abuse.

Glad to see others calling this Rush Limbaugh drug addict rock-pooper. Cries about his cinder block shits but keeps abusing the Oxy.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Reverend Felcher ()
Date: February 14, 2020 02:36PM

Brother Onion Wrote:

> Glad to see others calling this Rush Limbaugh drug
> addict rock-pooper. Cries about his cinder block
> shits but keeps abusing the Oxy.


Brown Onion is ugly inside and out. If I was him, I would abuse drugs myself.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 14, 2020 03:02PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Subway turkey breast on wheat foot-long with Lay's
> baked chips for lunch. One more day of work and
> heading into the long holiday weekend with
> confidence. What up BiBs?

Subway's turkey passed this morning without pain, hoorah! Bowels will soon be working on another sammich in a bit-- Harris Teeter sub club 12 inch roast beef,
no cheese with healthy veggies. Trying to cut bread consumption, it's hard. Oprah and I are bread lovers!! Happy Valentine's Day BiBs.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2020 03:27PM

Reverend Felcher Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I forgot which Star Wars movie it was, but
> > remember when the imperial destroyer crashed
> into
> > the Death Star after the rebels hit it?
> That’s
> > what basically occurred on the groan throne.
> > What’s left of my starfish where to even
> begin.
> > The wetback plumber better get here in time as
> the
> > emperor might pop out of this one.
>
> God is punishing you for your bigotry and Oxycotin
> abuse.


Hector, I don’t use OxyContin but you might. And God doesn’t choose to hate people over their bowels. You need to read the scriptures you iguana eating fool.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 14, 2020 03:28PM

Hey BO. My wife is out of town for the weekend. How would you like to come over for a few more rounds of “Guess what I ate yesterday?” Let me know and I’ll lay out the drop cloths and take some laxitives.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Howl ()
Date: February 14, 2020 03:39PM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> ,,,


Are you sick or retarded or something?
No man...old man, with bowels issues has any interest in gay shit like you do.
Show some understanding, if you like getting fisted or 16 inch dildos shoved up ur ass that’s fine, if it feels good do it, but our issues aren’t cuz we want them.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2020 03:47PM

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> Hey BO. My wife is out of town for the weekend.
> How would you like to come over for a few more
> rounds of “Guess what I ate yesterday?” Let me
> know and I’ll lay out the drop cloths and take
> some laxitives.

You’re disgusting and if you got run over it would greatly benefit the planet.

This is a thread for IBS but you’re welcome to start a thread on your shit fantasies if you’d like. Right now I’m recovering from what was like the destroyer going into the Death Star.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: ekjck ()
Date: February 14, 2020 04:07PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Miscavage... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey BO. My wife is out of town for the weekend.
> > How would you like to come over for a few more
> > rounds of “Guess what I ate yesterday?” Let
> me
> > know and I’ll lay out the drop cloths and
> take
> > some laxitives.
>
> You’re disgusting and if you got run over it
> would greatly benefit the planet.
>
> This is a thread for IBS but you’re welcome to
> start a thread on your shit fantasies if you’d
> like. Right now I’m recovering from what was
> like the destroyer going into the Death Star.


'shit fantasies' - you mean like pretending your bowel movements are babies? that u have midwives 'deliver' your feces?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: stormtrooper3 ()
Date: February 14, 2020 04:14PM

I’ve passed baby Yodas and grown Yodas. What say you?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 14, 2020 04:49PM

Hey BO, I just shit a bowling ball. Would you like to come over and bowl a few frames with me? I’ve already got the pins set up.

Winner gets to eat the bowling ball!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 14, 2020 04:50PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Miscavage... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey BO. My wife is out of town for the weekend.
> > How would you like to come over for a few more
> > rounds of “Guess what I ate yesterday?” Let
> me
> > know and I’ll lay out the drop cloths and
> take
> > some laxitives.
>
> You’re disgusting and if you got run over it
> would greatly benefit the planet.
>
> This is a thread for IBS but you’re welcome to
> start a thread on your shit fantasies if you’d
> like. Right now I’m recovering from what was
> like the destroyer going into the Death Star.


....
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: pornbub ()
Date: February 14, 2020 05:00PM

Think that’s called “gape.” ^^^

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 14, 2020 05:13PM

pornbub Wrote:
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> Think that’s called “gape.” ^^^


I think it is inspiring how young people today have conditioned their sphincters.

They won't be cursed with bowel problems like we oldtimers are.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Dependz ()
Date: February 14, 2020 05:20PM

Her underwears must all be poop stained due to uncontrollable leakage. Hard life ahead for that young lady that she’ll regret.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog ()
Date: February 14, 2020 05:23PM

Onions: “for me to poop on!” Yayayaya

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Tyrone Stubbs ()
Date: February 14, 2020 06:04PM

Yo, wut I did?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 14, 2020 06:40PM

Dependz Wrote:
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> Her underwears must all be poop stained due to
> uncontrollable leakage. Hard life ahead for that
> young lady that she’ll regret.


All of us Bibs have shit-stained skivvies.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Gaping Maw Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2020 06:54PM

Fantastic fun that starfish put-put!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 14, 2020 07:02PM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miscavage... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hey BO. My wife is out of town for the
> weekend.
> > > How would you like to come over for a few
> more
> > > rounds of “Guess what I ate yesterday?”
> Let
> > me
> > > know and I’ll lay out the drop cloths and
> > take
> > > some laxitives.
> >
> > You’re disgusting and if you got run over it
> > would greatly benefit the planet.
> >
> > This is a thread for IBS but you’re welcome
> to
> > start a thread on your shit fantasies if
> you’d
> > like. Right now I’m recovering from what was
> > like the destroyer going into the Death Star.
>
>
> ....


Golf balls in a woman’s starfish. What the flying hell is wrong with you? Rectums are exit only and I fear for her using hers as an amusement park ride.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 14, 2020 07:40PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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>
> Golf balls in a woman’s starfish. What the
> flying hell is wrong with you? Rectums are exit
> only and I fear for her using hers as an amusement
> park ride.


The name of this thread is "Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech".
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 14, 2020 09:10PM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Golf balls in a woman’s starfish. What the
> > flying hell is wrong with you? Rectums are exit
> > only and I fear for her using hers as an
> amusement
> > park ride.
>
>
> The name of this thread is "Our Bowels, Our
> Freedom of Speech".

Great. Do what you want, but I can speak for myself and others, in that putting athletic equipment or in the last images a fist in this persons rear end, it’s not healthy in any respect. Who thinks this is a good idea? Admittedly I’m younger than Brown, although probably more older than most here, and I can’t imagine why anyone would want to do this to their bodies. When you’re older things fall apart, why speed up/increase the chances of failure? My digestive system changed in my late 30s early 40s and it’s only going to get worse with age, as everything Brown has taught me is true. I don’t get why anyone want want to do this as it must hurt and it will long term too.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 15, 2020 08:01AM

So glad it’s the weekend. It’s better to have accidents at home.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: an honest question ()
Date: February 15, 2020 08:08AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> -----------
>
> Great. Do what you want, but I can speak for
> myself and others, in that putting athletic
> equipment or in the last images a fist in this
> persons rear end, it’s not healthy in any
> respect. Who thinks this is a good idea?
> Admittedly I’m younger than Brown, although
> probably more older than most here, and I can’t
> imagine why anyone would want to do this to their
> bodies. When you’re older things fall apart, why
> speed up/increase the chances of failure? My
> digestive system changed in my late 30s early 40s
> and it’s only going to get worse with age, as
> everything Brown has taught me is true. I don’t
> get why anyone want want to do this as it must
> hurt and it will long term to

What things have Brown Onion taught you? All he does is complain. Or did he show you that the way to a fulfilling life is to be a racist sack of crap? My advice to you is that you find people who actually offer a solution to your problem. People you can learn from.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: image blocking onion ()
Date: February 15, 2020 08:23AM

Remember use image block on this thread. It's fast ,easy and free!

For those of you who use Firefox you can easily
> block all the images on this thread with this
> add-on,
>
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/eas
> y-image-blocker/
>
> If you use chrome you can block images with this,
>
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-bl
> ocker/mkhbghdfcdepfhgeklhdhlmdldiiaajp?hl=en
>
> If you browse with Safari the image blocking is
> already in your browser. You just need to enable
> it,
>
> Open Safari and go to Preferences, then click on
> the Advanced tab. There's a checkbox at the bottom
> titled "Show Develop menu in menu bar". Check that
> then close the Preferences window.
>
> You'll notice that in your menu bar between
> Bookmarks and Window you have a menu called
> Develop. Near the bottom of that menu list is
> Disable Images — click it. Now your browsing
> experience is image free!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 15, 2020 09:51AM

an honest question Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> > -----------
> >
> > Great. Do what you want, but I can speak for
> > myself and others, in that putting athletic
> > equipment or in the last images a fist in this
> > persons rear end, it’s not healthy in any
> > respect. Who thinks this is a good idea?
> > Admittedly I’m younger than Brown, although
> > probably more older than most here, and I
> can’t
> > imagine why anyone would want to do this to
> their
> > bodies. When you’re older things fall apart,
> why
> > speed up/increase the chances of failure? My
> > digestive system changed in my late 30s early
> 40s
> > and it’s only going to get worse with age, as
> > everything Brown has taught me is true. I
> don’t
> > get why anyone want want to do this as it must
> > hurt and it will long term to
>
> What things have Brown Onion taught you? All he
> does is complain. Or did he show you that the way
> to a fulfilling life is to be a racist sack of
> crap? My advice to you is that you find people who
> actually offer a solution to your problem. People
> you can learn from.


He taught me what no doctor has. That this condition isn’t fun, but to live a life of faith and purpose. To go to IBS events. To help others. I will be joining him tomorrow at church as he leads a IBS round table. He doesn’t complain much. He leads and I’m proud he’s my friend and neighbor. Until you walk in what we deal with be happy.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 15, 2020 10:15AM

Dad is wearing clear briefs and the obese neighbor is wearing underwear that causes his penis to stick out. Mom says this is a phase and grandma is making me healthy Raisin Bran with bananas.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Cap’n Obvious ()
Date: February 15, 2020 10:15AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> an honest question Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > > -----------
> > >
> > > Great. Do what you want, but I can speak for
> > > myself and others, in that putting athletic
> > > equipment or in the last images a fist in
> this
> > > persons rear end, it’s not healthy in any
> > > respect. Who thinks this is a good idea?
> > > Admittedly I’m younger than Brown, although
> > > probably more older than most here, and I
> > can’t
> > > imagine why anyone would want to do this to
> > their
> > > bodies. When you’re older things fall
> apart,
> > why
> > > speed up/increase the chances of failure? My
> > > digestive system changed in my late 30s early
> > 40s
> > > and it’s only going to get worse with age,
> as
> > > everything Brown has taught me is true. I
> > don’t
> > > get why anyone want want to do this as it
> must
> > > hurt and it will long term to
> >
> > What things have Brown Onion taught you? All
> he
> > does is complain. Or did he show you that the
> way
> > to a fulfilling life is to be a racist sack of
> > crap? My advice to you is that you find people
> who
> > actually offer a solution to your problem.
> People
> > you can learn from.
>
>
> He taught me what no doctor has. That this
> condition isn’t fun, but to live a life of faith
> and purpose. To go to IBS events. To help others.
> I will be joining him tomorrow at church as he
> leads a IBS round table. He doesn’t complain
> much. He leads and I’m proud he’s my friend
> and neighbor. Until you walk in what we deal with
> be happy.


I’m sure he taught you everything since you are one of the trolls he uses to bump his numerous bowel threads.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 6'3" 300 pound black man ()
Date: February 15, 2020 10:37AM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: News on the March ()
Date: February 15, 2020 10:39AM

https://mcleanpres.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/02/21620.pdf

There doesn't appear to be an IBS workshop at Mclean Prespertian tomorrow.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 15, 2020 11:13AM

News on the March Wrote:
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> https://mcleanpres.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/
> 2020/02/21620.pdf
>
> There doesn't appear to be an IBS workshop at
> Mclean Prespertian tomorrow.


Obsess much asswipe? You guys give BO and others here so much shit.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Participating in online forum ()
Date: February 15, 2020 11:53AM

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> News on the March Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> https://mcleanpres.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/
>
> > 2020/02/21620.pdf
> >
> > There doesn't appear to be an IBS workshop at
> > Mclean Prespertian tomorrow.
>
>
> Obsess much asswipe? You guys give BO and others
> here so much shit.
Do the good people at Mclean presbyterian know their poop guru is a regular contributor to FFXU? Would they be happy knowing that their name is brought up in his bigoted screeds? As Christians, they probably do their best to tolerate the eccentricities of a geezer. However, do they know the extent of his perverted posts about the groan throne and midwives?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: In the real world ()
Date: February 15, 2020 11:56AM

Operators Are Stanting By Onion Wrote:
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> https://www.meetup.com/Northern-Virginia-Crohns-an
> d-Ulcerative-Colitis-Support/
>
> https://www.ibspatient.org/
>
> https://www.dailystrength.org/group/irritable-bowe
> l-syndrome-ibs
>



Brown Onion has, no dout, visited those sites and was kicked off because all he wanted to do was talk about the size and shape of his bowel movements. He isn't interested in relief. He just likes talking about his poop.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 15, 2020 12:30PM

In the real world Wrote:
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> Operators Are Stanting By Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> https://www.meetup.com/Northern-Virginia-Crohns-an
>
> > d-Ulcerative-Colitis-Support/
> >
> > https://www.ibspatient.org/
> >
> >
> https://www.dailystrength.org/group/irritable-bowe
>
> > l-syndrome-ibs
> >
>
>
>
> Brown Onion has, no dout, visited those sites and
> was kicked off because all he wanted to do was
> talk about the size and shape of his bowel
> movements. He isn't interested in relief. He just
> likes talking about his poop.


I’ve had enough of you all. I talked to Brown on the phone earlier and he’s out of his own dime and time, printing and stapling IBS guides for congregants tomorrow. While you all complain about the good he’s doing, at least he’s being a conscientious productive citizen. My mom taught me years ago “if you don’t have a nice thing to say keep it to yourself.” Maybe we should all think about that for awhile.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Walt Jameson ()
Date: February 15, 2020 01:24PM

74 year old male here. IBS since want to say mid to late 50’s. It isn’t as bad as my heart attack was, but it has caused angst and frustration. The over the counter and prescription drugs have only been minimally helpful. I am glad to connect with others having this as it isn’t enjoyable. Thank you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 15, 2020 01:30PM

Welcome Walt!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 15, 2020 01:35PM

Walt Jameson Wrote:
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> 74 year old male here. IBS since want to say mid
> to late 50’s. It isn’t as bad as my heart
> attack was, but it has caused angst and
> frustration. The over the counter and prescription
> drugs have only been minimally helpful. I am glad
> to connect with others having this as it isn’t
> enjoyable. Thank you.


To whoever copied my name glad you’re here. It is difficult. Yet here you’re not alone.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 15, 2020 02:31PM

I want to say hi Wilt and am a bit busy today. Matilda is helping to put the staples in my numbered IBS guides. These will be informative. I hope one person even one will find solace knowing they have support.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 15, 2020 03:16PM

Gotta love them midwives.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Welcome.... ()
Date: February 15, 2020 03:36PM

Walt Jameson Wrote:
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> 74 year old male here. IBS since want to say mid
> to late 50’s. It isn’t as bad as my heart
> attack was, but it has caused angst and
> frustration. The over the counter and prescription
> drugs have only been minimally helpful. I am glad
> to connect with others having this as it isn’t
> enjoyable. Thank you.


I love your daughter Jenna's work especially the butt stuff.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 15, 2020 05:48PM

The IBS group at the church was great. BO took a massive shit in the communion tray and began offering it around. He drew brown crosses on everyone’s forheads with it and told them that it was the feces of Christ and to partake of it would provide salvation.

He then took what was left and smeared it all over the wooden Jesus statue while proclaiming something about how he has ripped his starfish for your sins.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 15, 2020 06:13PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> The IBS group at the church was great. BO took a
> massive shit in the communion tray and began
> offering it around. He drew brown crosses on
> everyone’s forheads with it and told them that
> it was the feces of Christ and to partake of it
> would provide salvation.
>
> He then took what was left and smeared it all over
> the wooden Jesus statue while proclaiming
> something about how he has ripped his starfish for
> your sins.


Disrespectful and stupid. Couldn’t wait until Sunday?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 15, 2020 06:27PM

Dad has what appears to be a lawnmower starter out of his rectum. The obese neighbor is wearing overalls and a John Deere hat. It’s getting really strange here, and I don’t know what they have planned. The obese neighbor is putting peanut butter on his penis and testicles, and is grinning at the family dog. I think I’ll go with mom and grandma to the dress barn while they shop tonight.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 15, 2020 06:46PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> The IBS group at the church was great. BO took a
> massive shit in the communion tray and began
> offering it around. He drew brown crosses on
> everyone’s forheads with it and told them that
> it was the feces of Christ and to partake of it
> would provide salvation.
>
> He then took what was left and smeared it all over
> the wooden Jesus statue while proclaiming
> something about how he has ripped his starfish for
> your sins.


It was a great group. Did you see that part where BO lit a candle and announced the birth of Christ prior to him taking that huge delicious dump?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Father Onion </\> ()
Date: February 15, 2020 06:49PM

Tomorrow is our day of worship - I beseech each of you to go to your church and pray for His forgiveness and ask He remove these vile and blasphemous thoughts and actions from you each. Ask and you will be forgiven. Forsake these earthly pleasures and disregard filth of your own making and especially such filth brought forth by others in our natural world.

May God Bless you and richly reward you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 15, 2020 07:33PM

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The IBS group at the church was great. BO took
> a
> > massive shit in the communion tray and began
> > offering it around. He drew brown crosses on
> > everyone’s forheads with it and told them
> that
> > it was the feces of Christ and to partake of it
> > would provide salvation.
> >
> > He then took what was left and smeared it all
> over
> > the wooden Jesus statue while proclaiming
> > something about how he has ripped his starfish
> for
> > your sins.
>
>
> It was a great group. Did you see that part where
> BO lit a candle and announced the birth of Christ
> prior to him taking that huge delicious dump?


Then he brought out those two 30-something Filipino nursemaids. He called them his 'midwives'. I think it is quite progressive of him to employ the obvious trans Jo-Jo. You said he was LGBTQ phobic.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wilt Jameson ()
Date: February 15, 2020 07:33PM

Father Onion </\> Wrote:
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> Tomorrow is our day of worship - I beseech each of
> you to go to your church and pray for His
> forgiveness and ask He remove these vile and
> blasphemous thoughts and actions from you each.
> Ask and you will be forgiven. Forsake these
> earthly pleasures and disregard filth of your own
> making and especially such filth brought forth by
> others in our natural world.
>
> May God Bless you and richly reward you.


Father thank you as I feel awful. I’ve done the best I can but my stomach does cause me a lot of problems and I’m glad we have a preacher here to help us. Thank you as I will pray.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Will Jameson ()
Date: February 15, 2020 07:41PM

What is this feces eating that everybody keeps mentioning? Sounds pretty gross, but if it will help my bowels, its certainly worth a try. Where would one find one of these feces-eating get togethers?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: That makes sense ()
Date: February 15, 2020 08:08PM

Will Jameson Wrote:
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> What is this feces eating that everybody keeps
> mentioning? Sounds pretty gross, but if it will
> help my bowels, its certainly worth a try. Where
> would one find one of these feces-eating get
> togethers?


Brown Onion is having a poop potluck at Mclean Presbyterian tomorrow. For your first time, just come down and sample. At the next one, you can bring something. BO has excellent tips on what to eat to make the best poop for your recipe.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Jim Hughes ()
Date: February 15, 2020 08:23PM

Mr. Brown Onion, I understand you like to eat feces, which I don’t really agree with as that is more of a fetish to most; but have you ever tried drinking urine? I once read that there are some great health benefits from that.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 15, 2020 09:21PM

I regret to inform everybody.

Matilda just called to tell me that BO just had a stroke while straining on the groan throne. Luckily, one of the midwives was able to call 911 and he is now stable in the ICU. We are not yet aware whether or not he has brain damage from the stroke. Unfortunately, the IBS church support group will be cancelled tomorrow.

I am heading to the hospital to go see him. I will keep all of you BiB’s updated.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Big Steamy Pile of Brown Onion ()
Date: February 15, 2020 09:31PM

It wasn't on the Church Calendar anyway. Brown Onion will have to continue to do what works for him. Fapping it to poop stories he reads online.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 15, 2020 09:35PM

Big Steamy Pile of Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It wasn't on the Church Calendar anyway. Brown
> Onion will have to continue to do what works for
> him. Fapping it to poop stories he reads online.


Have some respect, you stupid fucking asswipe motherfucking dickhead cunt. The man just had a stroke. Go fuck yourself you faggot prick son of a bitch shithead fuckface dumbfuck.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 15, 2020 11:53PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> I regret to inform everybody.
>
> Matilda just called to tell me that BO just had a
> stroke while straining on the groan throne.
> Luckily, one of the midwives was able to call 911
> and he is now stable in the ICU. We are not yet
> aware whether or not he has brain damage from the
> stroke. Unfortunately, the IBS church support
> group will be cancelled tomorrow.
>
> I am heading to the hospital to go see him. I will
> keep all of you BiB’s updated.

You are a sick pig. Not only wishing people ill but the lies. Brown has been preparing all day for tomorrow. Be prepared to be exposed for the lying. You’re truly a very sick person and you should stay off this place for your health.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr. Brownstone ()
Date: February 16, 2020 12:16AM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Huh ()
Date: February 16, 2020 03:13AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I regret to inform everybody.
> >
> > Matilda just called to tell me that BO just had
> a
> > stroke while straining on the groan throne.
> > Luckily, one of the midwives was able to call
> 911
> > and he is now stable in the ICU. We are not yet
> > aware whether or not he has brain damage from
> the
> > stroke. Unfortunately, the IBS church support
> > group will be cancelled tomorrow.
> >
> > I am heading to the hospital to go see him. I
> will
> > keep all of you BiB’s updated.
>
> You are a sick pig. Not only wishing people ill
> but the lies. Brown has been preparing all day for
> tomorrow. Be prepared to be exposed for the lying.
> You’re truly a very sick person and you should
> stay off this place for your health.

Why do you keep quoting yourself?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 16, 2020 08:00AM

I don’t like Sunday’s as I worry about the work week

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: crappie chum ()
Date: February 16, 2020 08:06AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> I don’t like Sunday’s as I worry about the
> work week

Worrying loosens my bowels. So, it can be a good thing. Unless the situation turns too liquid.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 16, 2020 08:09AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> I don’t like Sunday’s as I worry about the
> work week

Tomorrow is a holiday. Don't worry.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: craptacular ()
Date: February 16, 2020 08:46AM

Woo-hoo Daytona 500 today. Big NASCAR fan. Paisanos pizza and Sam Adams brews all day starting at 11am. No work tomorrow and no worries. My bowels will handle this.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 16, 2020 09:41AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don’t like Sunday’s as I worry about the
> > work week
>
> Tomorrow is a holiday. Don't worry.


Unfortunately the boss doesn’t view it as such. I wonder if my problems are work related.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion becomes Mr. Cranky ()
Date: February 16, 2020 11:23AM

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> Big Steamy Pile of Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It wasn't on the Church Calendar anyway. Brown
> > Onion will have to continue to do what works
> for
> > him. Fapping it to poop stories he reads
> online.
>
>
> Have some respect, you stupid fucking asswipe
> motherfucking dickhead cunt. The man just had a
> stroke. Go fuck yourself you faggot prick son of a
> bitch shithead fuckface dumbfuck.

Notice how Cranky Brown Onion gets when he gets called on for lying and using sock puppets. He shouldn't have named the church he was going to deliver his poop workshop. Churches have standards and they are not going to let this senile old coot babble about his groan thrown and poop babies and bitch and moan about the failure of modern medicine while he eats Oxycotin like tic tacs.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 16, 2020 02:10PM

I would like to thank McLean Presbyterian. What a wonderful service. So many European faces and such a great group of people. It was such a joy. Today was an excellent after the service IBS round table. Thank you to the pastoral staff and your board of deacons, for taking off some of the stigma associated with both aging and IBS. What a beautiful day. It’s moments like this that provide hope. More later as had a terrific lunch that could cause issues.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Church Schedule Onion ()
Date: February 16, 2020 02:27PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I would like to thank McLean Presbyterian. What a
> wonderful service. So many European faces and such
> a great group of people. It was such a joy. Today
> was an excellent after the service IBS round
> table. Thank you to the pastoral staff and your
> board of deacons, for taking off some of the
> stigma associated with both aging and IBS. What a
> beautiful day. It’s moments like this that
> provide hope. More later as had a terrific lunch
> that could cause issues.


HMMM. I must have missed it, since it was not even listed on their events calender.

Week at a Glance
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 16
9:00AM Worship Sanctuary & Fellowship Hall
Nursery & Sunday School Lower Floor & Lodge | 0 - 6th Grade
10:45AM Worship Sanctuary & Fellowship Hall Nursery, Sunday School & Adult Ed
Lower Floor, Lodge, Cooper MS, Multi-Purpose Room | 0 - 12th Grade, Adults
DivorceCare Lower Parlor
4:00PM Kids for the King Choir Rehearsal Fellowship Hall 5:15PM Worship Sanctuary
Nursery & Sunday School Lower Floor & McLean Room | 0 - 3rd Grade 6:45PM Hymn Sing Sanctuary
7:00PM Christianity Explored McLean Room

https://mcleanpres.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/02/21620.pdf

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 16, 2020 02:34PM

Church Schedule Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I would like to thank McLean Presbyterian. What
> a
> > wonderful service. So many European faces and
> such
> > a great group of people. It was such a joy.
> Today
> > was an excellent after the service IBS round
> > table. Thank you to the pastoral staff and your
> > board of deacons, for taking off some of the
> > stigma associated with both aging and IBS. What
> a
> > beautiful day. It’s moments like this that
> > provide hope. More later as had a terrific
> lunch
> > that could cause issues.
>
>
> HMMM. I must have missed it, since it was not even
> listed on their events calender.
>
'The roundtable' consisted of two lonely geezers talking about their recent shits while standing in the parking lot. BO raced home to squeeze one off after hearing this new pooptale.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 16, 2020 03:04PM

Brown Onion is a sick fuck.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 16, 2020 06:10PM

I was 15 once. Angry and thought I knew it all. Now 48 relatively happy and know some. Most learned by experience. Good and bad. I see the teenager is with us. Spoiled and upper class but so angry so blinded by it. I was there this morning with Matilda and my wife and a few family members and friends. While I didn’t particularly like the Presbyterian liturgy, I found this church very appreciative and kind. It was nice being welcomed and a nice service. And so proud of Brown. He and others talked about supplements, food choices, and yes some resentment at doctors and the struggle of IBS.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Lame posts ()
Date: February 16, 2020 06:49PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I was 15 once. Angry and thought I knew it all.
> Now 48 relatively happy and know some. Most
> learned by experience. Good and bad. I see the
> teenager is with us. Spoiled and upper class but
> so angry so blinded by it. I was there this
> morning with Matilda and my wife and a few family
> members and friends. While I didn’t particularly
> like the Presbyterian liturgy, I found this church
> very appreciative and kind. It was nice being
> welcomed and a nice service. And so proud of
> Brown. He and others talked about supplements,
> food choices, and yes some resentment at doctors
> and the struggle of IBS.


Glad you had pretend fun at your fake church service, troll faggot. This is all you’ve got to do on a Sunday? Who’s 15?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 16, 2020 07:23PM

Goddamn, Brown Onion is very disturbed.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 16, 2020 07:56PM

How’s high school these days? Seriously grow up.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Gerry/GGP ()
Date: February 16, 2020 07:59PM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Goddamn, Brown Onion is very disturbed.

That’s kind of hot but I prefer men shitting on counters. Do you have anything like that? Thanks in advance.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 16, 2020 08:57PM

Dad and the obese neighbor bought a 2003 Jaguar with the jenkum sales. They are out there with it like a bunch of teenage girls. I sit in the living room. Grandma is at the police precinct and mom says we’re going to lose the house. The grill is fired up and I am trying to support my mom.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: It isn't very pretty ()
Date: February 16, 2020 08:59PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> How’s high school these days? Seriously grow up.

It is sad that Brown Onion's 2nd childhood has come to this. It seems that the midwives should let him get all tangled up in his bedclothes and get some permanent sleep.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Wilt Jameson ()
Date: February 16, 2020 09:39PM

So glad area churches are becoming a place of this information. I will ask our deacons what they would pursue. A few of us have IBS another has I think it’s called Crohn’s disease.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 16, 2020 10:19PM

Wilt Jameson Wrote:
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> So glad area churches are becoming a place of this
> information. I will ask our deacons what they
> would pursue. A few of us have IBS another has I
> think it’s called Crohn’s disease.


I happily will recommend brown. If you want to email brown onion he has an inbox here on this site.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 16, 2020 10:54PM

The church event was wonderful. Brown Onion arrived dressed like Jesus. He baptized the entire congregation with a golden shower. He then said he would give birth unto the savior, and took the biggest shit I’ve ever seen on Matilda’s face. We each got to taste a sample and it was delicious.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 17, 2020 12:20AM

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> The church event was wonderful. Brown Onion
> arrived dressed like Jesus. He baptized the entire
> congregation with a golden shower. He then said he
> would give birth unto the savior, and took the
> biggest shit I’ve ever seen on Matilda’s face.
> We each got to taste a sample and it was
> delicious.


He told me he only consumed milkshakes since Friday to make his poop taste more savory.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 17, 2020 12:44AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Miscavage... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The church event was wonderful. Brown Onion
> > arrived dressed like Jesus. He baptized the
> entire
> > congregation with a golden shower. He then said
> he
> > would give birth unto the savior, and took the
> > biggest shit I’ve ever seen on Matilda’s
> face.
> > We each got to taste a sample and it was
> > delicious.
>
>
> He told me he only consumed milkshakes since
> Friday to make his poop taste more savory.


That explains it. I did pick up a hint of chocolate.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 17, 2020 09:11AM

A successful event, and let the juvenile delinquent mock us. What an honor to meet the people yesterday and it’s good to find others with IBS, and discuss our medical issues. Spring Onion has his whole life ahead of him, but just wanted to let you know spring, that several congregants heard of what you’re doing and are thankful and inspired. A great church service followed up by a great round table discussion in the social hall. I didn’t get out of there until close to 2 pm I believe, what wonderful people and I hope they like their Bristol stool guide bookmarks that Matilda made. They look really good and also the materials passed out I hope they help. We are making progress and am going to write to this great church and see if more IBS outreach can be done.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Will Jameson ()
Date: February 17, 2020 09:57AM

Well Mr. Onion you seemed nice and knowledgeable, so I decided attent the church event in hopes of learning more. However, there was no such event there at McLean nor had anyone there ever even heard of you. To completely lie about a meeting that never happened is sbsurd and clearly you are just some kid playing jokes. IBS is a serious ailment and you come here mocking it. What a disgusting human being you are.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Holy Shit ()
Date: February 17, 2020 10:48AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A successful event, and let the juvenile
> delinquent mock us. What an honor to meet the
> people yesterday and it’s good to find others
> with IBS, and discuss our medical issues. Spring
> Onion has his whole life ahead of him, but just
> wanted to let you know spring, that several
> congregants heard of what you’re doing and are
> thankful and inspired. A great church service
> followed up by a great round table discussion in
> the social hall. I didn’t get out of there until
> close to 2 pm I believe, what wonderful people and
> I hope they like their Bristol stool guide
> bookmarks that Matilda made. They look really good
> and also the materials passed out I hope they
> help. We are making progress and am going to write
> to this great church and see if more IBS outreach
> can be done.


I want a poop bookmark for my Bible too! Have you thought of selling them on ETSY?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 17, 2020 11:19AM

Will Jameson Wrote:
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> Well Mr. Onion you seemed nice and knowledgeable,
> so I decided attent the church event in hopes of
> learning more. However, there was no such event
> there at McLean nor had anyone there ever even
> heard of you. To completely lie about a meeting
> that never happened is sbsurd and clearly you are
> just some kid playing jokes. IBS is a serious
> ailment and you come here mocking it. What a
> disgusting human being you are.


Imitation is flattery. You went the extra mile too. Not bad for a high school student.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion is a creepster ()
Date: February 17, 2020 11:21AM

Will Jameson Wrote:
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> Well Mr. Onion you seemed nice and knowledgeable,
> so I decided attent the church event in hopes of
> learning more. However, there was no such event
> there at McLean nor had anyone there ever even
> heard of you. To completely lie about a meeting
> that never happened is sbsurd and clearly you are
> just some kid playing jokes. IBS is a serious
> ailment and you come here mocking it. What a
> disgusting human being you are.


Brown Onion is a 38-year-old fecalfeliac. He gets off by fooling people into writing stories about their bowel movements. Many of his 'BiBs' are his sock puppets. He lives on the outskirts of Glen Allen in an illegally parked trailer and works on the kill floor at Tysons. He also has bad breath.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 17, 2020 12:59PM

It is a good thing to see the breaking of gender stereotypes when it comes to certain professions.

Here is an example of a MIDHUSBAND!!!
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Young GeorgeW ()
Date: February 17, 2020 04:23PM

Father, I cannot tell a lie. Someone pooped in the (special) chamber pot. Cannot tell a lie. It was one of the BiBs.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: BO is seriously fucked up ()
Date: February 17, 2020 05:06PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A successful event, and let the juvenile
> delinquent mock us. What an honor to meet the
> people yesterday and it’s good to find others
> with IBS, and discuss our medical issues. Spring
> Onion has his whole life ahead of him, but just
> wanted to let you know spring, that several
> congregants heard of what you’re doing and are
> thankful and inspired. A great church service
> followed up by a great round table discussion in
> the social hall. I didn’t get out of there until
> close to 2 pm I believe, what wonderful people and
> I hope they like their Bristol stool guide
> bookmarks that Matilda made. They look really good
> and also the materials passed out I hope they
> help. We are making progress and am going to write
> to this great church and see if more IBS outreach
> can be done.


Brown Onion claims to be handing out potty bookmarks. I wouldn't br surprised if Brown Onion was a troll. That said, part of me thought he was a doddering old man obsessed by talking about his pooping. However, making and handing out potty bookmarks is a whole different level of obsessiveness than just typing about it anonymously on this tawdry forum.

If Brown Onion is a troll, my hat is off to him for his dedication and perseverance. If he is who he says he is, he really needs to get help.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: KY Busch ()
Date: February 17, 2020 05:31PM

Rounding lap 36 now at Daytona. Bowels under control and thinking of my BiBs in nova! Thanks for everyone’s support.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 17, 2020 05:58PM

KY Busch Wrote:
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> Rounding lap 36 now at Daytona. Bowels under
> control and thinking of my BiBs in nova! Thanks
> for everyone’s support.

Thanks for your shoutout K-Busch. Stage 3 is all yours toward victory. Me and Onions on your TV team coverage and supporting you all the way to Daytona 500 victory this evening.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 17, 2020 06:29PM

No accidents at work but barely anyone here. Tomorrow not sure.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: KY Busch ()
Date: February 17, 2020 06:45PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> KY Busch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rounding lap 36 now at Daytona. Bowels under
> > control and thinking of my BiBs in nova!
> Thanks
> > for everyone’s support.
>
> Thanks for your shoutout K-Busch. Stage 3 is all
> yours toward victory. Me and Onions on your TV
> team coverage and supporting you all the way to
> Daytona 500 victory this evening.

I wasn’t talking to you, dumbfuck.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 17, 2020 10:21PM

I wish I had the bowels of President Trump. He definitely is a man who takes wonderful, amazing, super shits. Tonight on the groan throne dilated but nothing going. Midwives in place check their gauges but a stubborn one. So want this to be over and have clear pipes even from the inevitable cinder blocks.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: try this ()
Date: February 17, 2020 10:41PM

https://gutcleanseprotocol.com/tcr_d_gut-cleanse-protocol-200117B.php?n=tba1sc


what is up with every news website. This. A doctor recommends you don't eat this for your bowels, or empty your bowels with this?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 17, 2020 11:08PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I wish I had the bowels of President Trump. He
> definitely is a man who takes wonderful, amazing,
> super shits. Tonight on the groan throne dilated
> but nothing going. Midwives in place check their
> gauges but a stubborn one. So want this to be over
> and have clear pipes even from the inevitable
> cinder blocks.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 18, 2020 11:45AM

Will Brown Onion become a geezer gamer?
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: French Onion ()
Date: February 18, 2020 12:44PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I wish I had the bowels of President Trump. He
> definitely is a man who takes wonderful, amazing,
> super shits. Tonight on the groan throne dilated
> but nothing going. Midwives in place check their
> gauges but a stubborn one. So want this to be over
> and have clear pipes even from the inevitable
> cinder blocks.


Thank you, Brown Onion, for being brave enough to discuss this taboo topic. I too often wonder about the bowels of our fearless leader Trump. I'm sure the doctors keep him quite regular. I bet the plumbing in the White House is so top-notch that his toilet never gets plugged up by those '(not so)flushable' wipes. Our beautiful first lady loves her husband so much, I don't doubt she doesn't mind playing midwife with the witch hazel and cotton balls. We are so blessed to
have this forum where we can discuss these important matters. My small-minded niece and her dick of a husband always shut down the conversation when it intrisically turns to the Presidential Potty.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: [deleted] ()
Date: February 18, 2020 03:18PM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 18, 2020 03:47PM

Had a bad one. Glad to be done with it but am going to drink more Gaviscon

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: cat bib ()
Date: February 18, 2020 04:45PM

My pet is literally dying from bad bowels. Makes me sad. He is a Bib

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Dan Burton ()
Date: February 18, 2020 10:07PM

Hey BO I used a mirror like you said. Here is the picture that you wanted. Can you tell me what is wrong with my starfish?


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: waaaaat ()
Date: February 18, 2020 10:45PM

^starfish clitoris?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: February 19, 2020 04:41AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy gets off work in a few hours and then 5am guy will be on vacation for 7 whole days. 5am guy is going to Paint Bank Va to do some trout fishing with his cousin. 5am guy will be using a outhouse during this time because 5am guys cousin does not have indoor plumbing yet.
Outhouses are good for people with bowel trouble because its nearly impossible to clog a outhouse. 5am guy sends warm wishes of encouragement to all the BiB's!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 19, 2020 06:15AM

Going to work hoping for best.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 19, 2020 07:13AM

Any update on Brown Onion’s condition? What up BiBs!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 19, 2020 11:46AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Going to work hoping for best.


Hope it’s ok Mr Underwear. Working on more materials, as am going to take the Buick to churches and get new audiences. If some third world folks get run over that’s just too bad as my bowels won’t be denied as they’ve suffered so much, and today is the perfect day to educate on Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: February 19, 2020 01:51PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy gets off
> work in a few hours and then 5am guy will be on
> vacation for 7 whole days. 5am guy is going to
> Paint Bank Va to do some trout fishing with his
> cousin. 5am guy will be using a outhouse during
> this time because 5am guys cousin does not have
> indoor plumbing yet.
> Outhouses are good for people with bowel trouble
> because its nearly impossible to clog a outhouse.
> 5am guy sends warm wishes of encouragement to all
> the BiB's!

Poopy Fartz is happy to hear from 5am guy. Poop Fartz has never been to Paint Branch, VA and never tried fishing. Poopy Fartz wishes 5am guy a relaxing vacation on the streams and pit toilets.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: sour cream and onion dip ()
Date: February 19, 2020 02:18PM

I was helping cute little Becky next door with her fifth-grade science project. I told her baking soda volcanos were a dime a dozen and I could help her with a very important biology talk. I gave her a big poster of the Bristol Stool Chart and lots of tips on midwives and sitz baths. It must have been a big hit. Her teacher wants a conference with her parents and myself tomorrow! I bet they want me to lecture the entire class on this long-hidden topic. I can only thank Brown Onion for inspiring me to find the courage to let everyone know about my bowels!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 19, 2020 02:36PM

Subway footlong double meat ham on wheat. No cheese of course and lots of veggies. Taken aback, watching the South Asian proprietor count out minimal toppings of spinach, cucumber, onion etc. Told him to double the toppings as he shot me a nasty look above his poorly groomed mustache. Eating FRESH with a small bag of Boom Chicka Popcorn and ahead of the HOA meeting this evening. What up Bibs!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 19, 2020 03:00PM

Vienna sausages, eggs, potatoes, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 19, 2020 03:27PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Subway footlong double meat ham on wheat. No
> cheese of course and lots of veggies. Taken
> aback, watching the South Asian proprietor count
> out minimal toppings of spinach, cucumber, onion
> etc. Told him to double the toppings as he shot
> me a nasty look above his poorly groomed mustache.
> Eating FRESH with a small bag of Boom Chicka
> Popcorn and ahead of the HOA meeting this evening.
> What up Bibs!

Parents complain often about 3rd world merchants in their local neck of Fairfax.

Do you get your Subway sandwich dry to cut calories? We’ve been dressing with brown mustard along with veggie tops and find it agreeable.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 19, 2020 03:33PM

Dan Burton Wrote:
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> Hey BO I used a mirror like you said. Here is the
> picture that you wanted. Can you tell me what is
> wrong with my starfish?
>
>

Dan, my dad suffered something similar in appearance and pain last year. Proctologist easily remedied by placing tiny rubber bands around the hems to dry them out and eliminate, painlessly. You don’t have to suffer.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Fragrant 501’s ()
Date: February 19, 2020 03:50PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Dan Burton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey BO I used a mirror like you said. Here is
> the
> > picture that you wanted. Can you tell me what
> is
> > wrong with my starfish?
> >
> >
>
>
> Dan, my dad suffered something similar in
> appearance and pain last year. Proctologist
> easily remedied by placing tiny rubber bands
> around the hems to dry them out and eliminate,
> painlessly. You don’t have to suffer.

Proctologist’s are a different breed of medical professional. Let’s be thankful for their choosing a medical path that assists brothers-in-bowel.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 19, 2020 04:12PM

Rusty again. So, we all know the story of a lovely lady and a man named Brady. The six kids shared one bathroom that appeared to work for them. There must have been some clogs and overflow issues with all these kids dootin into single pot, right? Also, the exhaust fan must have run continuously with that volume of logs in the flume. Your thoughts?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Go Ask Alice ()
Date: February 19, 2020 04:22PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Rusty again. So, we all know the story of a
> lovely lady and a man named Brady. The six kids
> shared one bathroom that appeared to work for
> them. There must have been some clogs and
> overflow issues with all these kids dootin into
> single pot, right? Also, the exhaust fan must
> have run continuously with that volume of logs in
> the flume. Your thoughts?


Whenever I watch a situation comedy, I always think first about the toilets. If they were going for realism at all, they would have had Alice date a plumber and not a butcher.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: MHuyiiJ ()
Date: February 19, 2020 04:49PM

Go Ask Alice Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty again. So, we all know the story of a
> > lovely lady and a man named Brady. The six
> kids
> > shared one bathroom that appeared to work for
> > them. There must have been some clogs and
> > overflow issues with all these kids dootin into
> > single pot, right? Also, the exhaust fan must
> > have run continuously with that volume of logs
> in
> > the flume. Your thoughts?
>
>
> Whenever I watch a situation comedy, I always
> think first about the toilets. If they were going
> for realism at all, they would have had Alice date
> a plumber and not a butcher.


Did Sam and Alice simply continue with over the clothes heavy petting on dates or did Sam eventually filet her hairy tenderloin?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Go Ask Alice ()
Date: February 19, 2020 05:29PM

MHuyiiJ Wrote:
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> Go Ask Alice Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Rusty again. So, we all know the story of a
> > > lovely lady and a man named Brady. The six
> > kids
> > > shared one bathroom that appeared to work for
> > > them. There must have been some clogs and
> > > overflow issues with all these kids dootin
> into
> > > single pot, right? Also, the exhaust fan
> must
> > > have run continuously with that volume of
> logs
> > in
> > > the flume. Your thoughts?
> >
> >
> > Whenever I watch a situation comedy, I always
> > think first about the toilets. If they were
> going
> > for realism at all, they would have had Alice
> date
> > a plumber and not a butcher.
>
>
> Did Sam and Alice simply continue with over the
> clothes heavy petting on dates or did Sam
> eventually filet her hairy tenderloin?

She did say she loved having his meat in her mouth.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 19, 2020 05:42PM

..
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Walt Jameson ()
Date: February 19, 2020 08:50PM

Repulsive. Look at our young people with crap pictures. No thank you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 19, 2020 09:44PM

Walt Jameson Wrote:
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> Repulsive. Look at our young people with crap
> pictures. No thank you.


You are just jealous. We, young people, are proud of our bowels. We don't hide in the shadows from our excrement. We will not suffer the self-inflicted indignities as you boomers do.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 20, 2020 03:38AM

Got Banquet fried chicken here with a gallon of chocolate ice cream. This is going to be epic. It’s time to show the bowels who will be boss.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 20, 2020 05:18AM

I want to go to work. Yet my depends keep getting filled and it’s so embarrassing.it is such a frustration.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 20, 2020 08:58AM

I am getting hungry and lunch is like 3 hours from now. I hear that Burger king starts making lunch at 9 am. I might tell my boss I need to run a errand for about a hour. I can hit Burger king and get a couple double whoppers with cheese and one of those oreo milkshakes. That should hold me over till lunch. My bowels are up for it!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 20, 2020 08:58AM

Dad and the obese neighbor are drunk again passed out naked on the front law. Their grill shows evidence of fatty foods, and the neighbors Labrador is pissing on them.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 20, 2020 11:15AM

A bad morning on the pot. I am back at my work station. The younger guys on my team can be more productive. They don’t know yet the pain of aging.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 20, 2020 11:35AM

Here you go....a classic
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 20, 2020 12:04PM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Here you go....a classic


No he doesn’t like high schoolers or poop. When you grow up (maybe) you’ll understand. Why constantly bash people with IBS? What do you get out of it?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 20, 2020 12:40PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here you go....a classic
>
>
> No he doesn’t like high schoolers or poop. When
> you grow up (maybe) you’ll understand. Why
> constantly bash people with IBS? What do you get
> out of it?
I agree. There is something very wrong with this Brown Onion character.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Swollen colon ()
Date: February 20, 2020 12:57PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Here you go....a classic
>
>
> No he doesn’t like high schoolers or poop. When
> you grow up (maybe) you’ll understand. Why
> constantly bash people with IBS? What do you get
> out of it?

All these posters posting people engaging and these acts are sick.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 20, 2020 01:23PM

Do you remember savage Azeem from Robin Hood? The one with Kevin Costner? That scene where that horrible lady was given a primitive c section. It’s looking like that might be happening this afternoon as the B or C team of midwives are who’s working today in my bathroom. This groan throne hurts as my legs are numb. To the midwives credit they are using ropes to hold me up. This one is unsettling as the scent is miserable, and they are wearing Coronavirus masks on. I understand their workplace environment isn’t pleasant but they are paid by Medicare. This must be why they aren’t white women anymore and the painted man is haunting my dreams.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: They shoot horses, don't they ()
Date: February 20, 2020 01:27PM

Someone needs to put Brown Onion out of his misery.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Zoinks ()
Date: February 20, 2020 01:43PM

They shoot horses, don't they Wrote:
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> Someone needs to put Brown Onion out of his
> misery.


Eh there are worse trolls and sometimes he’s funny. Not this one but occasionally.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Youth in Asia ()
Date: February 20, 2020 01:53PM

Zoinks Wrote:
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> They shoot horses, don't they Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Someone needs to put Brown Onion out of his
> > misery.
>
>
> Eh there are worse trolls and sometimes he’s
> funny. Not this one but occasionally.

Less to do with his trolling. More to do with his suffering and drain on Medicare.

If the only thing you live for is to painfully shit...time to go.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Zoinks ()
Date: February 20, 2020 03:29PM

Youth in Asia Wrote:
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> Zoinks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > They shoot horses, don't they Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Someone needs to put Brown Onion out of his
> > > misery.
> >
> >
> > Eh there are worse trolls and sometimes he’s
> > funny. Not this one but occasionally.
>
> Less to do with his trolling. More to do with his
> suffering and drain on Medicare.
>
> If the only thing you live for is to painfully
> shit...time to go.

Maybe although here he’s better than most. Even younger peeps.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 20, 2020 04:00PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Do you remember savage Azeem from Robin Hood? The
> one with Kevin Costner? That scene where that
> horrible lady was given a primitive c section.
> It’s looking like that might be happening this
> afternoon as the B or C team of midwives are
> who’s working today in my bathroom. This groan
> throne hurts as my legs are numb. To the midwives
> credit they are using ropes to hold me up. This
> one is unsettling as the scent is miserable, and
> they are wearing Coronavirus masks on. I
> understand their workplace environment isn’t
> pleasant but they are paid by Medicare. This must
> be why they aren’t white women anymore and the
> painted man is haunting my dreams.

Hey neighbor you’re fun as always. If okay with you I’ll stop by tonight with some new dishes my wife made.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: CharlyBy ()
Date: February 20, 2020 04:05PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> A bad morning on the pot. I am back at my work
> station. The younger guys on my team can be more
> productive. They don’t know yet the pain of
> aging.

Wife and I also hate that part of our commute, short as it is. Hempstead Tpke is barely navigable with long right lane closure in the morning since last week.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 20, 2020 04:56PM

Brown Onion needs help.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Fa87 ()
Date: February 20, 2020 05:49PM

CharlyBy Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> > A bad morning on the pot. I am back at my work
> > station. The younger guys on my team can be
> more
> > productive. They don’t know yet the pain of
> > aging.
>
> Wife and I also hate that part of our commute,
> short as it is. Hempstead Tpke is barely
> navigable with long right lane closure in the
> morning since last week.


Wtf road?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Always room for Meade ()
Date: February 20, 2020 06:24PM

Fa87 Wrote:
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> CharlyBy Wrote:
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> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
> > > A bad morning on the pot. I am back at my
> work
> > > station. The younger guys on my team can be
> > more
> > > productive. They don’t know yet the pain of
> > > aging.
> >
> > Wife and I also hate that part of our commute,
> > short as it is. Hempstead Tpke is barely
> > navigable with long right lane closure in the
> > morning since last week.
>
>
> Wtf road?

Fleet Street
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 20, 2020 07:06PM

Dad is dressed up in a strange bunny suit, that exposes his genitals and rear end. He’s hopping in strange ways, like he’s slightly hurting, and the obese neighbor in his underwear smoking a cigarette on the couch is disturbing. Mom has me eating a granola based salad. Grandma is out selling jenkum, and apparently a game of corn hole is going to be played.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Miscavage... ()
Date: February 20, 2020 07:28PM

Mr. Brown Onion and I are planning a bucket list trip to San Francisco for a gourmet tour. We will sample the finest feces from the street curbs around the city. We have room for two more, if anybody is interested. The cost includes airfare and motel.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Good to hear ()
Date: February 20, 2020 07:36PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad is dressed up in a strange bunny suit, that
> exposes his genitals and rear end. He’s hopping
> in strange ways, like he’s slightly hurting, and
> the obese neighbor in his underwear smoking a
> cigarette on the couch is disturbing. Mom has me
> eating a granola based salad. Grandma is out
> selling jenkum, and apparently a game of corn hole
> is going to be played.


Thanks for the update. Be grateful your mom is getting her fiber.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Hdhccbb ()
Date: February 20, 2020 08:22PM

Miscavage... Wrote:
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> Mr. Brown Onion and I are planning a bucket list
> trip to San Francisco for a gourmet tour. We will
> sample the finest feces from the street curbs
> around the city. We have room for two more, if
> anybody is interested. The cost includes airfare
> and motel.

There is a guy in this forum who goes by ‘Miz’. Ask him. He LOVES to eat shit.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 21, 2020 06:45AM

Brown Onion just keeps digging.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: The Plain Truth ()
Date: February 21, 2020 07:13AM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Brown Onion just keeps digging.


Brown Onion is miz. You can just say miz likes this content and it would make more sense.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Walt Jameson ()
Date: February 21, 2020 07:33AM

This is the moral decay we’ve been talking about. Our young people need to be saved. I don’t want to believe it’s too late, but the dark one is very pleased with his work.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 21, 2020 08:15AM

Walt Jameson Wrote:
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> This is the moral decay we’ve been talking
> about. Our young people need to be saved. I
> don’t want to believe it’s too late, but the
> dark one is very pleased with his work.

It is a wild place sir. Yet it’s a good place to lend each other support. Hope your IBS isn’t flaring up. After yesterday a lot of preparation H.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Starfish Trooper ()
Date: February 21, 2020 10:16AM

Walt Jameson Wrote:
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> This is the moral decay we’ve been talking
> about. Our young people need to be saved. I
> don’t want to believe it’s too late, but the
> dark one is very pleased with his work.


I fear you are correct. Matilda's well being is of utmost concern. Do you think Brown Onion will become violent?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: February 21, 2020 12:48PM

Fried chicken French fries and coke. Take this bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: AnneMan ()
Date: February 21, 2020 12:48PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Walt Jameson Wrote:
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> > This is the moral decay we’ve been talking
> > about. Our young people need to be saved. I
> > don’t want to believe it’s too late, but
> the
> > dark one is very pleased with his work.
>
> It is a wild place sir. Yet it’s a good place to
> lend each other support. Hope your IBS isn’t
> flaring up. After yesterday a lot of preparation
> H.

I know, right?! We visit the Lobster Roll at least a few times each Summer
but it's a hike from further West. Think they reopen for the season first
week in May. Uber service is touch/go. Worth a try ahead of local taxi and
ALWAYS better than driving yourself if you plan to imbibe.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: February 21, 2020 02:48PM

Two Popeye's classic chicken sandwiches-mild and small fries. Popeye's
are generous with fries, no need for the large. Yummy cinnamon apple pie
for dessert and bowels can handle it.

Can't wait to wrap hands around Hardee's new burgers with cheese-wheel-topper!
Who'da ever thunk that even more cheese could be added to a cheeseburger... yum.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brady Fat Tuesday ()
Date: February 21, 2020 03:33PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Two Popeye's classic chicken sandwiches-mild and
> small fries. Popeye's
> are generous with fries, no need for the large.
> Yummy cinnamon apple pie
> for dessert and bowels can handle it.
>
> Can't wait to wrap hands around Hardee's new
> burgers with cheese-wheel-topper!
> Who'da ever thunk that even more cheese could be
> added to a cheeseburger... yum.

No and no again. Canned Hunt's won't do. Only Bianco DiNapoli
works for gravy. Cut corners on the garlic toast stupid.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 21, 2020 04:07PM

Do Brown Onion's midwives know what happens after they leave and the male orderly comes over?
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 21, 2020 04:07PM

mamase mamasa mamakusa ...Mike Jackson is alive and well bibs

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Cajun Sparkle ()
Date: February 21, 2020 05:20PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Two Popeye's classic chicken sandwiches-mild and
> small fries. Popeye's
> are generous with fries, no need for the large.
> Yummy cinnamon apple pie
> for dessert and bowels can handle it.
>
> Can't wait to wrap hands around Hardee's new
> burgers with cheese-wheel-topper!
> Who'da ever thunk that even more cheese could be
> added to a cheeseburger... yum.

Only thing healthy on Popeye’s Menu is the paper napkin that came your
Louisiana box of death. Heart Attacks are no fun.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Lil Doug Heffernan. ()
Date: February 21, 2020 05:44PM

Eat a pellet, make a pellet!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 21, 2020 06:31PM

Going to admit the pain is still a bit much. Last nights event is still causing my colon to cry and look like an old sweaty pair of tube socks. I remember the days of such socks with bright colors at the top. As awful color as they were this was a time I could walk or run, and not have to consider my starfish or what’s left of it. I should have enjoyed these glory days more.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 21, 2020 09:46PM

Brown Onion, my friend, here is something to dream about.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 21, 2020 10:44PM

Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> Brown Onion, my friend, here is something to dream
> about.


I forgot the name of Fairfax’s mental hospital. Do you need a ride there?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Maga 1955 ()
Date: February 21, 2020 11:13PM

Probably a Elizabeth Warren fan.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Nut Hut Strut ()
Date: February 22, 2020 07:52AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion, my friend, here is something to
> dream
> > about.
>
>
> I forgot the name of Fairfax’s mental hospital.
> Do you need a ride there?

Is Brown Onion resting there again? How is Matilda holding up?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 22, 2020 11:01AM

Nut Hut Strut Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion likes this content Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Brown Onion, my friend, here is something to
> > dream
> > > about.
> >
> >
> > I forgot the name of Fairfax’s mental
> hospital.
> > Do you need a ride there?
>
> Is Brown Onion resting there again? How is
> Matilda holding up?

This should cheer Brown Onion up when he escapes from the nut hut.

Some of them do use the groan throne,
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Lame ass shit ()
Date: February 22, 2020 11:08AM

Damn, how many trolls in this thread is miz posting under these days? What a fucking loser.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: February 22, 2020 01:27PM

Humiliated by teenagers on the metro. I wish I did not take advantage of this weather.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 22, 2020 02:19PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Humiliated by teenagers on the metro. I wish I did
> not take advantage of this weather.


Young people there and here seem especially cruel. So sorry.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Hi William. ()
Date: February 22, 2020 02:23PM

Brown Onion = William Robert Moreno, 37, of 713 Riverview Court, Sterling, VA.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: February 22, 2020 02:30PM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> > Humiliated by teenagers on the metro. I wish I
> did
> > not take advantage of this weather.
>
>
> Young people there and here seem especially cruel.
> So sorry.


Don't worry, I got them back by glaring at them.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: February 22, 2020 04:20PM

With this warmer weather I have decided to cook out on my charcoal grill. Got 6 chicken thighs and 6 chicken drumsticks to cook. Got a couple baked potatoes in the oven now and will top them with butter, chopped bacon and cheddar cheese. My bowels will be on their game tonight!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: February 22, 2020 05:18PM

I went home and dad is wearing red lipstick, a bra, and panties. The obese neighbor is next to him. It’s back to Dave and Busters.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: February 22, 2020 05:23PM

I had a lot6 of trouble opening up my laptop this morning - turns out it was glued shut with hardened feces. Dad and the obese neighbor were laughing their asses off and explained to me what they did. When I finally cleaned it up and started it they had changed the settings so my wallpaper was a picture of them in 1920's school girl outfits with giant sized lollypops and crotch-less trousers.

Mom was sleeping in her clothes under the dining room table and grandma had two large black young men over as company. Time for my throat coat tea and dried Jicama compote with psyllium fortified vegan aspic jello...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 22, 2020 06:13PM

I wonder how the pontiffs bowels are, or what arrangements are in the Vatican on the papal groan throne. Is it possible there’s a chimney in there with white smoke, to signify that the pope has successfully dropped a load of elephant dung?

Sitting on the groan throne with a cadre of midwives. It would be better if I could join my sister Matilda at Bob Evans and select something off the seniors menu. Unfortunately it’s me, the midwives, and counting the ceiling tiles as I wait to drop off a large cinder block or midsized SUV. I wish I had a good set up, but am grateful to have a cable television here with midwives who’ve put blankets on my cold legs sitting here.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Matilda Here ()
Date: February 22, 2020 06:22PM

My cooter is the size of a catcher's mit and my brother is Miz. Time to go now have to take a dump in the fish tank...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown's mother ()
Date: February 22, 2020 06:36PM

Sharon here, but you can call me Shattered Shithole Sharon. Brown onion is my son. We did everything we could, short of getting him adequate medical care. Maybe we can sue some doctors.. ..

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: February 22, 2020 07:14PM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Sharon K Onion ()
Date: February 22, 2020 08:14PM

Hi, Brown's mother here again. Yes little Brown Onion or William/Billy as we called him used to love emptying his diaper on the floor and playing with the contents. Several times he coated his entire body in poo and then finger-painted the walls of our home. Even today 37 years on, there are still little streaks and marks here and there on the wallpaper, woodwork, and doors from his poo-play.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown's mother ()
Date: February 22, 2020 08:15PM

The reason I love anal so much is that after whelping out my two misshapen boys, Brown and Miz, they scar tissue on my vadge is so thick that it has dulled the nerve endings. Kind of a shame since I have always been a squirter. Now my secretion is lightly colored green and smells like a dish sponge that has mildewed in the sink.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Naughtydelicious ()
Date: February 22, 2020 09:10PM

Someone has really picked up the mantle of shit-giffing. Naughtydelicious


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Fart Shits ()
Date: February 22, 2020 09:48PM

Why do farts, an hour before a crap until it’s released, stink the worst?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Stinky Egg ()
Date: February 22, 2020 11:51PM

Fart Shits Wrote:
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> Why do farts, an hour before a crap until it’s
> released, stink the worst?


Best guess oxygen, nitrogen, and methane moving past a smelly solid such as a BM would cause the increase in stench.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: February 23, 2020 08:04AM

Interesting question about gas, but I think it’s probably related to what you consume. Gas can lead to pain in your colon, and if on the wrong elevator, a reputation you can’t sweep under the rug.

Off to church, and hoping no third world types go illegally against a crosswalk, as just had my Buick washed and it looks pretty. Going to later today, talk with a board of deacons at another church. They’ve invited me to lunch so it’ll be time to discuss our bowels and see if another presentation is in order.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech 3
Posted by: ruh roh ()
Date: February 23, 2020 10:16AM

oh noes our freedom of shit-speech!!!!!!!!!!!

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