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DON'T STAB THE QUEEN!
Posted by: london stabbings going up, going ()
Date: January 18, 2020 01:09PM

In a recently released fantasy article, the Queen is stabbed while walking across a London crosswalk by one of Sadiq Khan's lackeys. Her majesties old guard was completely to slow, had hardly turned there heads, before it had happened. A true Englishman bystander - rare to be seen in that area of London after arab spring, yells "DON'T STAB THE QUEEN!" - likely saving her life because the stabber fled after only one "go at her".

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Re: DON'T STAB THE QUEEN!
Posted by: DON'T STAB THE QUEEN! ()
Date: January 18, 2020 01:32PM

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they had thought the construction going on, her tripping over something debris left over, would be the major concern

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Re: DON'T STAB THE QUEEN!
Posted by: DON'T STAB THE QUEEN! ()
Date: January 18, 2020 04:29PM

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here's the man that saved the Queen!

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re-creation of harrowing call for sanity

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Re: DON'T STAB THE QUEEN!
Posted by: DON'T STAB THE QUEEN! ()
Date: January 18, 2020 05:21PM

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The queen of spain in the tabloids ? "Oh she was lucky I was almost run over by a stray bull crossing the street. When I took an iPhone photo it flashed for no reason: the flash enraged the bull. This is why Apple must pay europe $500,000,000 they refuse to manage the flash by the same standard algorithm Android does."

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Re: DON'T STAB THE QUEEN!
Posted by: snow men safe? ()
Date: January 18, 2020 06:28PM

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If you think even snowmen in london will be safe this winter (which will be the hardest winter in 1,000 years), think again!

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is any place safe this winter?

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Re: DON'T STAB THE QUEEN!
Posted by: k ()
Date: January 18, 2020 08:38PM

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