Still at it, eh? Are you jealous that eesh has a job? Even Meade has a job, and the serial criminal Megan Toohey / Megan Price herself has held several legitimate albeit low-level jobs.
Face it William: Eesh is never going to have sex with you. Meade is never going to have sex with you (or anyone). Lizzie is definitely never going to have sex with you. Your best bet is to stock on Viagra and emigrate to your paternal gradfather's homeland of Guatemala. You should pretend to be a successful retired cartoonist and the low cost of living will allow you to maintain that facade. You can probably score yourself a 4'6" trophy mudwoman wife.
No one will know you are a criminal and a pedophile, however down there everyone is a criminal and pedos are somewhat tolerated. Just a word of advice you might want to hold back on your "f--- Jesus" and "f--- the Pope" bullshit as it might not be appreciated in a mostly Catholic country.
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