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US Census on the horizon. If you're a conservative, do this...
Posted by: what's not to like ()
Date: January 14, 2020 11:43AM

remember to undercount your numbers on the census form. I plan to cut our number in half. I recommend all conservatives do this. It will starve this shithole of its lifeblood: redistributed federal tax dollars.

Fuck Fairfax and Fuck Virginia.

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Re: US Census on the horizon. If you're a conservative, do this...
Posted by: big fatass trump supporters ()
Date: January 14, 2020 12:08PM

what's not to like Wrote:
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> remember to undercount your numbers on the census
> form. I plan to cut our number in half.

Yes. Instead of admitting that you and your wife both weigh over 350 pounds, lie, and say you’re both around 175.

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Re: US Census on the horizon. If you're a conservative, do this...
Posted by: Sounds Like a Great Idea Folks ()
Date: January 14, 2020 01:11PM

what's not to like Wrote:
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> remember to undercount your numbers on the census
> form. I plan to cut our number in half. I
> recommend all conservatives do this. It will
> starve this shithole of its lifeblood:
> redistributed federal tax dollars.
>
> Fuck Fairfax and Fuck Virginia.


I'm all in~

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Re: US Census on the horizon. If you're a conservative, do this...
Posted by: Start some shit ()
Date: January 14, 2020 03:52PM

When the Census taker comes to your front door tell them that there WERE four people living there, but you just killed your wife and kids and ask them to mark you down for one. Then ask them if they would like a cup of water or anything.

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Re: US Census on the horizon. If you're a conservative, do this...
Posted by: u4cxe ()
Date: January 14, 2020 08:34PM

Now since they are depending on mucho $$$$$$$ from the Fairfax golden rich elites, and you are under countilng your family of 4 living in that 6 bedroom McMansion by 3, they will have to raise your tax total by %75 to made up for the lost projection in future revenue. Not a thoughtful result unless you plan on leaving Northern Va in the next year. Remember, only the very wealthy get to pay all the taxes the swelling millions of underpriveleged illegals are not forced to pay in your stead.

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Re: US Census on the horizon. If you're a conservative, do this...
Posted by: booney ()
Date: January 15, 2020 07:47AM

u4cxe Wrote:
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> Now since they are depending on mucho $$$$$$$ from
> the Fairfax golden rich elites, and you are under
> countilng your family of 4 living in that 6
> bedroom McMansion by 3, they will have to raise
> your tax total by %75 to made up for the lost
> projection in future revenue. Not a thoughtful
> result unless you plan on leaving Northern Va in
> the next year. Remember, only the very wealthy
> get to pay all the taxes the swelling millions of
> underpriveleged illegals are not forced to pay in
> your stead.


Luckily, I'm out of here in a couple of years. So I don't give a shit what they do. And just so you're not shocked in the next few years, your taxes are going be be going up anyway. If you want to know your future here in the living hell that is Fairfax, look to Montgomery County. The only thing that kept this shithole in check was at least one part of the state government in republican hands. Without that, Fairfax will get it's local taxing authority that it has been seeking for 20 years. And now you'll have a new 4% locality tax added onto your annual federal and state taxes, just like Maryland has.

Fellow conservatives, don't forget to undercount! This county doesn't deserve the money.

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