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My mom is retiring after 25 years at her night job!
Posted by: Mo Moe. Aka Monique Wells ()
Date: January 12, 2020 01:29AM

My mom is retiring after 25 years at her night job! I am so happy and proud of her! I wish I could have her work ethic and be half the woman she is! Congrats Mommy, you can finally rest!

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Re: My mom is retiring after 25 years at her night job!
Posted by: peep ()
Date: January 12, 2020 05:49AM

Hi Monique. Didn't you tell me your mother was a professional whore/prostitute? Did she have to retire because she is no longer sexually appealing? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Re: My mom is retiring after 25 years at her night job!
Posted by: mo has moved back in with mom ()
Date: January 12, 2020 06:14AM

that's why she's sucking up

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Re: My mom is retiring after 25 years at her night job!
Posted by: lilwierd ()
Date: January 12, 2020 06:17AM

I would love to see strippers that just came in off the street on their way home from work. Start dancing, slowly taking off their dress or skirt and blouse.. then their pantyhose, bra and lastly their panties. They would all have a natural bush. whatever that is.. thick, long, heavy or sparse, whatever. And here is the real kicker.. they had to be at least 55 years old.. and up.. no limit on the up.

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Re: My mom is retiring after 25 years at her night job!
Posted by: nobody is a stripper/prostitute ()
Date: January 12, 2020 06:22AM

Mo's mom was a substitute Spanish teacher for FCPS.

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Re: My mom is retiring after 25 years at her night job!
Posted by: Best Mom EVAH! ()
Date: January 12, 2020 06:37AM

And here you are 25 years later, her only LGBTQ adopted child who self-identifies as an idiot, sitting in the basement of her retirement trailer, posting on Fairfax Underground.

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Re: My mom is retiring after 25 years at her night job!
Posted by: basement of trailer? ()
Date: January 12, 2020 06:40AM

do trailers have basements? Can Phil live there? Can meade?

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Re: My mom is retiring after 25 years at her night job!
Posted by: peep ()
Date: January 12, 2020 10:47AM

Monique's mom at work
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andre-in-drag-sound-asleep.jpg

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Re: My mom is retiring after 25 years at her night job!
Posted by: Damn, Boy ()
Date: January 12, 2020 11:38AM

Peep, is that a dude?

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