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Killer Titties!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 25, 2010 04:53PM

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/03/24/terrorists-use-explosives-breast-implants-crash-planes-experts-warn/?test=latestnews

Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."

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Re: Killer Titties!!
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: March 25, 2010 04:58PM

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

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Re: Killer Titties!!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 25, 2010 05:23PM

almost impossible to detect?? i call bullshit.


here is why.

even if these ladies arent trying to board a plane in some third world country coming to america, you would still wonder what the hell is in there.

but i see some controversy in the future. women with large breasts will complain they are being profiled or possibly sexually harassed or some shit.
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Re: Killer Titties!!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 25, 2010 05:26PM

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Re: Killer Titties!!
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 25, 2010 06:23PM

Mr. Blisters,

I think you might have stolen that pic on the right...from me.

Am I right?

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Re: Killer Titties!!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 25, 2010 07:13PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Blisters,
>
> I think you might have stolen that pic on the
> right...from me.
>
> Am I right?


yeah, i was gonna ask for consent to use your pic, but i felt a time rush. if you would like i can take it down. please dont report me i dont want to get banned.

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Re: Killer Titties!!
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 25, 2010 07:34PM

At least you could have mentioned that was prior to my breast augmentation surgery.

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Re: Killer Titties!!
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: March 25, 2010 07:35PM

do you rent yourself out for birthday parties?

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Re: Killer Titties!!
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 25, 2010 07:51PM

Yes. But, I charge extra for jumping out of a cake.

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Re: Killer Titties!!
Posted by: Not Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 25, 2010 07:53PM

What about fucking? How much do you charge for fucking?

Alias Wrote:
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> Yes. But, I charge extra for jumping out of a
> cake.

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Re: Killer Titties!!
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 25, 2010 07:54PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Yes. But, I charge extra for jumping out of a
> cake.


i will contact you for further details.



and im sorry, i should have asked before hand.

NOTE: that previous pic was of alias before she got breast implants.

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Re: Killer Titties!!
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: March 25, 2010 07:57PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Yes. But, I charge extra for jumping out of a
> cake.


my lil brother is turning 7, are you available on Saturday?

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Re: Killer Titties!!
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: March 26, 2010 05:00AM

at first i thought it said "Killer Kitties"

this story would have been better if it was about kitties.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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