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Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 03, 2020 08:45AM

A shit eating whiny millennial is shutting down our thread about our IBS health issues. The same went for our thread about a Gastroenterologists. The premise of Fairfax Underground is 1st amendment/freedom of speech. I commend this site and via email and alerting the gentleman who operates this site. To the millennial crybaby who blocks/shut downs are threads with cat, earth, or shit images you’re not only Anti American/anti free speech you are a coward and a crybaby. I’m bringing more into this as simply because you don’t like our discussions, doesn’t give you fascist Hitler like control of this site which isn’t yours.

By the way Hitler had IBS. You have bigger issues.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 03, 2020 09:01AM

Thank you BO.

I first thought you were joking about superior bowel people, but now I agree with you. And this person is mentally disturbed. I feel sorry for this person, but what they are doing is wrong.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: January 03, 2020 09:43AM

Whatever threads come and go, I will keep on eating Tippys Taco and shitting like a goose.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown_Onion ()
Date: January 03, 2020 09:48AM

Ive devoted my life to to sockpuppets and my feces.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 03, 2020 10:01AM

Got the email am here. We won’t go down easy.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Peanut Butter Shit Meltout Onion ()
Date: January 03, 2020 11:08AM

Every time I workout peanut butter shit lingering in my rectum melts out and causes 'monkey-butt' anyone else have this issue. Messy.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: brooooooo ()
Date: January 03, 2020 11:41AM

Peanut Butter Shit Meltout Onion Wrote:
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> Every time I workout peanut butter shit lingering
> in my rectum melts out and causes 'monkey-butt'
> anyone else have this issue. Messy.


bro, eat some fiber and lots of water. Also you are gross

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Browner Onion ()
Date: January 03, 2020 11:44AM

You say your for free speech, but then complain when people use their free speech? You're an idiot, brown onion.


You're also a shit fetishist.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 03, 2020 11:53AM

What up BiBs?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 03, 2020 05:34PM

Had an emergency at work. It’s embarrassing. I had a second pair of Depends but the smell is nauseating.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Wisdom of the ages ()
Date: January 03, 2020 05:47PM

I don't discuss my bowel problems with someone too interested in my bowel problems.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Delmonte ()
Date: January 03, 2020 06:18PM

Had a small can of corn with my leftover stew for dinner. Morning pinch tomorrow... well, you know.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 03, 2020 07:52PM

Delmonte Wrote:
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> Had a small can of corn with my leftover stew for
> dinner. Morning pinch tomorrow... well, you know.


Glad everyone got the email, and glad to see you all here. Yep one whiny crybaby cannot infringe on our freedom of speech.

My butt hurts. Tonight I finally was able to drop off large cinder blocks followed up by an anchor. To be honest it hurts, and the midwives are cleaning things up and putting pain killers in the epindural. Not how anyone should spend their day, and I’m going to put in a work order to have someone look at the groan throne and tile that my toenails ripped out. The pain was tremendous. Gravity and pain killers help, but my asshole is torn up after that deuce.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 03, 2020 09:36PM

Wendy's has this "Biggie Bag" for just 5 bucks plus tax. It is a double bacon cheeseburger with fries and 4 chicken nuggets plus a drink. I just had two biggie bags. My bowels are in good shape.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: comeon man ()
Date: January 04, 2020 12:46AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Delmonte Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Had a small can of corn with my leftover stew
> for
> > dinner. Morning pinch tomorrow... well, you
> know.
>
>
> Glad everyone got the email, and glad to see you
> all here. Yep one whiny crybaby cannot infringe on
> our freedom of speech.
>
> My butt hurts. Tonight I finally was able to drop
> off large cinder blocks followed up by an anchor.
> To be honest it hurts, and the midwives are
> cleaning things up and putting pain killers in the
> epindural. Not how anyone should spend their day,
> and I’m going to put in a work order to have
> someone look at the groan throne and tile that my
> toenails ripped out. The pain was tremendous.
> Gravity and pain killers help, but my asshole is
> torn up after that deuce.


Talking to yourself again I see. Hard to imagine someone so bored they would make up stories about corn in their shit pretend midwives are helping you give birth to your bowel movements - you think that is funny or entertaining. Get help.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Barrickman ()
Date: January 04, 2020 12:52AM


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 04, 2020 10:19AM

Barrickman Wrote:
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> https://iysse.com/end-censorship/

Thank you as perhaps the spoiled brat can join China government

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 04, 2020 10:26AM

Red hot and Blue just closed another location (Warrenton) I am really going to miss them when they are all gone. Best potato salad and ribs ever! I'm going to Jersey Mikes here in a little bit for a Big Kahuna with double meat and extra cheese. My bowels can handle it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 04, 2020 04:36PM

I had a Jersey Mike’s giant #7 served Mikes way for lunch today. My bowels will handle it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 04, 2020 06:00PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> I had a Jersey Mike’s giant #7 served Mikes way
> for lunch today. My bowels will handle it.


New Jersey, yikes a state full of greasers and unhealthy bowel destroying foods. I hope your starfish survived this deluge. Currently in defcon 2. How’s everyone else doing?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 04, 2020 08:39PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sploosh! Wrote:
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> -----
> > I had a Jersey Mike’s giant #7 served Mikes
> way
> > for lunch today. My bowels will handle it.
>
>
> New Jersey, yikes a state full of greasers and
> unhealthy bowel destroying foods. I hope your
> starfish survived this deluge. Currently in defcon
> 2. How’s everyone else doing?

Happy new year Mr Brown! Just remember that no matter what happens you have made the world a better place by bringing bowel and digestive information to thousands of people. On top of that you inspired me to pursue a career in the digestive health industry. You have contributed so much to the health of others. You are a very unselfish person and a true American hero. God bless!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 04, 2020 09:39PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sploosh! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I had a Jersey Mike’s giant #7 served Mikes
> > way
> > > for lunch today. My bowels will handle it.
> >
> >
> > New Jersey, yikes a state full of greasers and
> > unhealthy bowel destroying foods. I hope your
> > starfish survived this deluge. Currently in
> defcon
> > 2. How’s everyone else doing?
>
> Happy new year Mr Brown! Just remember that no
> matter what happens you have made the world a
> better place by bringing bowel and digestive
> information to thousands of people. On top of that
> you inspired me to pursue a career in the
> digestive health industry. You have contributed so
> much to the health of others. You are a very
> unselfish person and a true American hero. God
> bless!

God bless you spring onion. I hope you’re enjoying a good winter break. When does your next semester begin? Not just me but countless others are very proud of you. Keep on the path you’re on as you’re a greT conscientious young man.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: pea gravel ()
Date: January 05, 2020 06:25AM

Nice to see some people back for new year. Long time reader first time poster. Glad brothers in bowels are here and wishing everyone a great year ahead on the bristol chart.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: January 05, 2020 06:36AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sploosh! Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I had a Jersey Mike’s giant #7 served
> Mikes
> > > way
> > > > for lunch today. My bowels will handle it.
> > >
> > >
> > > New Jersey, yikes a state full of greasers
> and
> > > unhealthy bowel destroying foods. I hope your
> > > starfish survived this deluge. Currently in
> > defcon
> > > 2. How’s everyone else doing?
> >
> > Happy new year Mr Brown! Just remember that no
> > matter what happens you have made the world a
> > better place by bringing bowel and digestive
> > information to thousands of people. On top of
> that
> > you inspired me to pursue a career in the
> > digestive health industry. You have contributed
> so
> > much to the health of others. You are a very
> > unselfish person and a true American hero. God
> > bless!
>
> God bless you spring onion. I hope you’re
> enjoying a good winter break. When does your next
> semester begin? Not just me but countless others
> are very proud of you. Keep on the path you’re
> on as you’re a greT conscientious young man.

Thanks Mr Brown. Classes resume Jan. 13th but I will be studying at the Library starting Monday to get a jump on things. I got a part time job at the dining hall washing dishes and cleaning up. They give us hours that do not conflict with our class schedule. If you ever get down to Petersburg come on our campus at Richard Bland and have a meal at The Statesmans grill, it is open to the public and we have a senior citizen discount.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 05, 2020 07:48AM

Dad and the Obese Neighbor are dancing in the living room. They are listening to Elton John, dancing in their underwear, and farting. The obese neighbor is cooking on the grill too, and there are a lot of beers and whipped cream all over the place. Mom and grandma are still sleeping. I don’t want them to see this.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: [deleted] ()
Date: January 05, 2020 08:24AM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 05, 2020 08:50AM

I dread work tomorrow. Every Sunday causes nervousness.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 05, 2020 10:04AM

I got up early and went to Walmart. Picked up a 24 inch sub with salami pastrami ham and cheese. Im going to doctor it up with sliced tomato heavy mayo and some spicy brown mustard. I will have that for dinner with some Budweiser and a big bag of Cheetos. Should be easy to digest, I have to go back to work tomorrow after being off a week.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: CheesyGoodness ()
Date: January 05, 2020 10:48AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I got up early and went to Walmart. Picked up a 24
> inch sub with salami pastrami ham and cheese. Im
> going to doctor it up with sliced tomato heavy
> mayo and some spicy brown mustard. I will have
> that for dinner with some Budweiser and a big bag
> of Cheetos. Should be easy to digest, I have to go
> back to work tomorrow after being off a week.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Peanut Butter Shit Onion ()
Date: January 05, 2020 11:08AM

Peanut Butter Shit humiliation continues. Yesterday went to Shake Shack in Potomac. They have one-holer restrooms facing directly into the main dining area with no wall or anything blocking the door. It usually takes me a good 5 minutes to dig out all the Peanut Butter Shit from my starfish but yesterday I felt the intense pressure of sitting in the one and only mens room of a packed restaurant trying to quickly remove as much of the shit-glue as I could. Suffice it to say my starfish was confused at the frantic digging and wiping. I started to bleed a little and still didnt get it all.

To my humiliation there was a line when I got out and my underwear felt squiggy.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 05, 2020 06:16PM

Peanut Butter Shit Onion Wrote:
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> Peanut Butter Shit humiliation continues.
> Yesterday went to Shake Shack in Potomac. They
> have one-holer restrooms facing directly into the
> main dining area with no wall or anything blocking
> the door. It usually takes me a good 5 minutes to
> dig out all the Peanut Butter Shit from my
> starfish but yesterday I felt the intense pressure
> of sitting in the one and only mens room of a
> packed restaurant trying to quickly remove as much
> of the shit-glue as I could. Suffice it to say my
> starfish was confused at the frantic digging and
> wiping. I started to bleed a little and still
> didnt get it all.
>
> To my humiliation there was a line when I got out
> and my underwear felt squiggy.


That’s awful. I’m so sorry you had to experience this. Only thing that will help other than a fire department hose, and yes they could be called out for a service call on this. If not a lot of wet towelettes. These are a mess and you and mr underwear seem to have the same form of IBS.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 05, 2020 06:49PM

Hi everyone. Cleaning up after a boulder. These big ones hurt and the straining isn’t fun. Gotta be ready to work at 9 tomorrow and not sure what food was responsible for this.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: There are other venues for this ()
Date: January 05, 2020 06:56PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A shit eating whiny millennial is shutting down
> our thread about our IBS health issues whah whah whah whah whah......

Meade Skelton ROUTINELY discusses IBS in his fucking vlogs - you know, the ones practially nobody watches? Recently he even brought up the topic of fecal material transplant (apparently, this is a thing). You could go to the comment section of any meade vid and he would be delighted to discuss the issue with you in detail. Who knows? Maybe you could even help each other.

But there is no point in discussing bowels any further on this forum. You have been going back and forth on the topic for years, and everyone still seeems to be having trouble on the crapper.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 05, 2020 07:13PM

Grandma gave me a hug. I feel better. She said dad will be ok. He’s bent over his underwear at his ankles passed out on the couch. The obese neighbor naked and smoking a cigarette. He looks like he just finished a war or something. All I hear downstairs is talk of tossed salads with crying and moaning. I’m going to eat some granola bars and orange juice drink.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Troll Bait ()
Date: January 05, 2020 09:47PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A shit eating whiny millennial is shutting down
> our thread about our IBS health issues. The same
> went for our thread about a Gastroenterologists.
> The premise of Fairfax Underground is 1st
> amendment/freedom of speech. I commend this site
> and via email and alerting the gentleman who
> operates this site. To the millennial crybaby who
> blocks/shut downs are threads with cat, earth, or
> shit images you’re not only Anti American/anti
> free speech you are a coward and a crybaby. I’m
> bringing more into this as simply because you
> don’t like our discussions, doesn’t give you
> fascist Hitler like control of this site which
> isn’t yours.
>
> By the way Hitler had IBS. You have bigger issues.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Friend Onion ()
Date: January 05, 2020 09:53PM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Grandma gave me a hug. I feel better. She said dad
> will be ok. He’s bent over his underwear at his
> ankles passed out on the couch. The obese neighbor
> naked and smoking a cigarette. He looks like he
> just finished a war or something. All I hear
> downstairs is talk of tossed salads with crying
> and moaning. I’m going to eat some granola bars
> and orange juice drink.


spring Im sorry this is happening to you. These things happen. Perhaps share this with a counselor at your college for below average students. Im sure this is standard fare at the Basket Weaving University counselor's office. God bless and never strain at the bowels as it causes hemorrhoids.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 06, 2020 06:54AM

On the way to work. Back home!!!!!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Crackdown ()
Date: January 06, 2020 08:58AM

Just post an IP tracker script with a timestamp remote log. I bet this BO troll loser wouldnt find this shit so funny when his IP and identity get posted all over this forum. Its been done before amd its pretty easy.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: You’re an ass ()
Date: January 06, 2020 09:07AM

Crackdown Wrote:
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> Just post an IP tracker script with a timestamp
> remote log. I bet this BO troll loser wouldnt find
> this shit so funny when his IP and identity get
> posted all over this forum. Its been done before
> amd its pretty easy.


I don’t like Brown Onion. But that’s a violation of site rules. Plus who gives a shit as he’s not TMOS?

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Posted by: DCUM is the place to go! ()
Date: January 06, 2020 09:16AM


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Troll Bait ()
Date: January 06, 2020 11:24AM

Friend Onion Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Grandma gave me a hug. I feel better. She said
> dad
> > will be ok. He’s bent over his underwear at
> his
> > ankles passed out on the couch. The obese
> neighbor
> > naked and smoking a cigarette. He looks like he
> > just finished a war or something. All I hear
> > downstairs is talk of tossed salads with crying
> > and moaning. I’m going to eat some granola
> bars
> > and orange juice drink.
>
>
> spring Im sorry this is happening to you. These
> things happen. Perhaps share this with a
> counselor at your college for below average
> students. Im sure this is standard fare at the
> Basket Weaving University counselor's office. God
> bless and never strain at the bowels as it causes
> hemorrhoids.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 06, 2020 11:30AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Sploosh! Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I had a Jersey Mike’s giant #7 served
> > Mikes
> > > > way
> > > > > for lunch today. My bowels will handle
> it.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > New Jersey, yikes a state full of greasers
> > and
> > > > unhealthy bowel destroying foods. I hope
> your
> > > > starfish survived this deluge. Currently in
> > > defcon
> > > > 2. How’s everyone else doing?
> > >
> > > Happy new year Mr Brown! Just remember that
> no
> > > matter what happens you have made the world a
> > > better place by bringing bowel and digestive
> > > information to thousands of people. On top of
> > that
> > > you inspired me to pursue a career in the
> > > digestive health industry. You have
> contributed
> > so
> > > much to the health of others. You are a very
> > > unselfish person and a true American hero.
> God
> > > bless!
> >
> > God bless you spring onion. I hope you’re
> > enjoying a good winter break. When does your
> next
> > semester begin? Not just me but countless
> others
> > are very proud of you. Keep on the path
> you’re
> > on as you’re a greT conscientious young man.
>
> Thanks Mr Brown. Classes resume Jan. 13th but I
> will be studying at the Library starting Monday to
> get a jump on things. I got a part time job at the
> dining hall washing dishes and cleaning up. They
> give us hours that do not conflict with our class
> schedule. If you ever get down to Petersburg come
> on our campus at Richard Bland and have a meal at
> The Statesmans grill, it is open to the public and
> we have a senior citizen discount.


Congrats on a part time job spring Onion! You’re industrious and we need people like you in every field. Way to go on balancing finances with classes. Admittedly not easy but you can do this. That would be superb. I like any senior citizen discount and would like my sister Matilda to meet you. We are both very proud of you.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 06, 2020 11:31AM

Bowels. As soon as I bring that up, the negativity starts. The superior bowel folks harass.

If I said heart, liver, lungs, or even spinal fluid it would be different.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: January 06, 2020 12:21PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bowels. As soon as I bring that up, the negativity
> starts. The superior bowel folks harass.
>
> If I said heart, liver, lungs, or even spinal
> fluid it would be different.


There are sites for those asshole!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: January 06, 2020 12:37PM

I am heading out now to Tippys Taco for lunch. Should be able to give a bowel report in a few hours.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: what the fuck is wrong with you? ()
Date: January 06, 2020 12:43PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bowels. As soon as I bring that up, the negativity
> starts. The superior bowel folks harass.
>
> If I said heart, liver, lungs, or even spinal
> fluid it would be different.



Isn't there some online IBS support group you can dump your shit on?

My guess is you tried that and they don't put up with scat fetishists either,

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 06, 2020 01:14PM

what the fuck is wrong with you? Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Bowels. As soon as I bring that up, the
> negativity
> > starts. The superior bowel folks harass.
> >
> > If I said heart, liver, lungs, or even spinal
> > fluid it would be different.
>
>
>
> Isn't there some online IBS support group you can
> dump your shit on?
>
> My guess is you tried that and they don't put up
> with scat fetishists either,


Actually BO again proved the ugly truth. You call us scat fetish types. I assure you we are not and you should be more polite.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 06, 2020 02:45PM

I second that. Today I’ve been productive at work but I dread later tonight.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Handle it internally ()
Date: January 06, 2020 03:45PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> what the fuck is wrong with you? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bowels. As soon as I bring that up, the
> > negativity
> > > starts. The superior bowel folks harass.
> > >
> > > If I said heart, liver, lungs, or even spinal
> > > fluid it would be different.
> >
> >
> >
> > Isn't there some online IBS support group you
> can
> > dump your shit on?
> >
> > My guess is you tried that and they don't put
> up
> > with scat fetishists either,
>
>
> Actually BO again proved the ugly truth. You call
> us scat fetish types. I assure you we are not and
> you should be more polite.


You are saying your need to discuss your bowel movements with others doesn't have a prurient component. Then what the fuck is wrong with you people?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 06, 2020 03:45PM

Why is dad listening to Barry Manilow? Why does dad bend over and talk about his sore rear end? Why is their blood on the back of his underwear? Why does the obese neighbor call him bitch? Why does the obese neighbor like it when dad wears skirts?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 06, 2020 03:48PM

IBS affects many. The thread assists those that suffer and inform the uninformed. Healthy pooping is a gift that some never enjoy. Count your blessings if you don’t have to pass a sideways football from your sphincter several times a week. Be well BiBs...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 06, 2020 04:10PM

Handle it internally Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > what the fuck is wrong with you? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Bowels. As soon as I bring that up, the
> > > negativity
> > > > starts. The superior bowel folks harass.
> > > >
> > > > If I said heart, liver, lungs, or even
> spinal
> > > > fluid it would be different.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Isn't there some online IBS support group you
> > can
> > > dump your shit on?
> > >
> > > My guess is you tried that and they don't put
> > up
> > > with scat fetishists either,
> >
> >
> > Actually BO again proved the ugly truth. You
> call
> > us scat fetish types. I assure you we are not
> and
> > you should be more polite.
>
>
> You are saying your need to discuss your bowel
> movements with others doesn't have a prurient
> component. Then what the fuck is wrong with you
> people?

Fancy words. A clue to superior bowel disdain displayed here.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: inqwire ()
Date: January 06, 2020 04:39PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> IBS affects many. The thread assists those that
> suffer and inform the uninformed. Healthy pooping
> is a gift that some never enjoy. Count your
> blessings if you don’t have to pass a sideways
> football from your sphincter several times a week.
> Be well BiBs...

What does “Bibs” mean.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: better late than never ()
Date: January 06, 2020 05:38PM

inqwire Wrote:
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> Sploosh! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > IBS affects many. The thread assists those
> that
> > suffer and inform the uninformed. Healthy
> pooping
> > is a gift that some never enjoy. Count your
> > blessings if you don’t have to pass a
> sideways
> > football from your sphincter several times a
> week.
> > Be well BiBs...
>
> What does “Bibs” mean.


"BiBs" means "Brother in Butts". I would rather have superior brains rather than superior bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: BOisaHomo ()
Date: January 06, 2020 05:40PM

I bangs your mom like this twice a month every month.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 06, 2020 06:55PM

better late than never Wrote:
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> inqwire Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sploosh! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > IBS affects many. The thread assists those
> > that
> > > suffer and inform the uninformed. Healthy
> > pooping
> > > is a gift that some never enjoy. Count your
> > > blessings if you don’t have to pass a
> > sideways
> > > football from your sphincter several times a
> > week.
> > > Be well BiBs...
> >
> > What does “Bibs” mean.
>
>
> "BiBs" means "Brother in Butts". I would rather
> have superior brains rather than superior bowels.


It’s brothers in bowel. Look at the lies. As for superior bowels, it doesn’t discriminate but superior bowel folks are assholes.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: The Real Supporter ()
Date: January 06, 2020 07:48PM

I think those who give these men harm, please if you don’t have something nice to say don’t.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 06, 2020 08:28PM

The Real Supporter Wrote:
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> I think those who give these men harm, please if
> you don’t have something nice to say don’t.


If you’re the same lady God bless you!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 06, 2020 08:43PM

It sucked going back to work today after the holidays I had a Wendy's triple cheeseburger meal at lunch today. It was the highlight of my day!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: bib code word onion ()
Date: January 06, 2020 09:13PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> better late than never Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > inqwire Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sploosh! Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > IBS affects many. The thread assists those
> > > that
> > > > suffer and inform the uninformed. Healthy
> > > pooping
> > > > is a gift that some never enjoy. Count
> your
> > > > blessings if you don’t have to pass a
> > > sideways
> > > > football from your sphincter several times
> a
> > > week.
> > > > Be well BiBs...
> > >
> > > What does “Bibs” mean.
> >
> >
> > "BiBs" means "Brother in Butts". I would rather
> > have superior brains rather than superior
> bowels.
>
>
> It’s brothers in bowel. Look at the lies. As for
> superior bowels, it doesn’t discriminate but
> superior bowel folks are assholes.

Brothers "in" bowels - sounds like code for two or more men having at it. Cock 'in' ass; fist 'in' ass. Perverted and disgusting.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 07, 2020 04:40AM

bib code word onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > better late than never Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > inqwire Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Sploosh! Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > IBS affects many. The thread assists
> those
> > > > that
> > > > > suffer and inform the uninformed.
> Healthy
> > > > pooping
> > > > > is a gift that some never enjoy. Count
> > your
> > > > > blessings if you don’t have to pass a
> > > > sideways
> > > > > football from your sphincter several
> times
> > a
> > > > week.
> > > > > Be well BiBs...
> > > >
> > > > What does “Bibs” mean.
> > >
> > >
> > > "BiBs" means "Brother in Butts". I would
> rather
> > > have superior brains rather than superior
> > bowels.
> >
> >
> > It’s brothers in bowel. Look at the lies. As
> for
> > superior bowels, it doesn’t discriminate but
> > superior bowel folks are assholes.
>
> Brothers "in" bowels - sounds like code for two or
> more men having at it. Cock 'in' ass; fist 'in'
> ass. Perverted and disgusting.


No you’re making erroneous guesses and mocking those of us with IBS. You’re disgusting.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: January 07, 2020 06:15AM

Day 2 of going home in a row. Frustrating!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 07, 2020 10:59AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Day 2 of going home in a row. Frustrating!


I’m wondering, and first off sorry BIB. Just sorry you have to go through this. Even as I get ready to hoist a small fighter jet out. What if you ate really different traditionally bad bowel foods? Maybe that could slightly reverse this. Until then white towels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 07, 2020 02:28PM

Sorry mr Brown Underwear. You feeling any better?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: January 07, 2020 03:22PM

Pushing a boulder out is no fun. Comes with repercussion and necessary to treat the aftermath. A short, painful application of witch hazel to the starfish should assist BiB's for avoiding secondary infection. Be mindful of your bowels and take care.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 07, 2020 09:51PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Pushing a boulder out is no fun. Comes with
> repercussion and necessary to treat the aftermath.
> A short, painful application of witch hazel to
> the starfish should assist BiB's for avoiding
> secondary infection. Be mindful of your bowels
> and take care.


Thank you as tonight the ordinance was compared to the other BIB far worse. Flat out my colon tubing and starfish really hurt. A monster that I wish I could have dropped on Tehran. Far worse than any weapon in our arsenal. Thank you midwives and agree with you on witch hazel. It’s better than nothing but really need duct tape for my bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: No More Peanut Butter Poo ()
Date: January 07, 2020 10:00PM

I stopped eating refined sugar and flour ( Christmas cookies) and guess what? No more colon packed with peanut butter shit. No more wiping every 3 hours as the shit melts out of my rectum. No more 5 minutes of futile digging at starfish. Im back to my normal veggie with a smattering of fish diet and low calories. Amazing what shitty food will do.

So, perhaps, some of you are just slobs eating crappy processed food. Admit it, you guys would rather complain and tell stories of 'midwives' than make some adjustments in your diet.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 08, 2020 05:28AM

No More Peanut Butter Poo Wrote:
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> I stopped eating refined sugar and flour (
> Christmas cookies) and guess what? No more colon
> packed with peanut butter shit. No more wiping
> every 3 hours as the shit melts out of my rectum.
> No more 5 minutes of futile digging at starfish.
> Im back to my normal veggie with a smattering of
> fish diet and low calories. Amazing what shitty
> food will do.
>
> So, perhaps, some of you are just slobs eating
> crappy processed food. Admit it, you guys would
> rather complain and tell stories of 'midwives'
> than make some adjustments in your diet.


Congrats! While I do find what you’re posting skeptical, as anyone can write here, IBS is a real challenge. A real condition. Time will ultimately tell but yes changing your diet can help. I wish you and your bowels a full recovery, as those items aren’t bowel friendly foods. That goes without saying, but please keep us posted on how your plumbing system continues. Still recovering from last nights teeth gnashing tile ripping battle, but thank you for this good news!

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 08, 2020 07:19AM

Work got canceled today because of the weather. Looks like a good time to head on over to Bob Evans. I will bring my Chromebook and get a booth by the window. A big omelette with hash browns and biscuits with sausage gravy would be good. My bowels will just have to deal with it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 08, 2020 08:01AM

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Work got canceled today because of the weather.
> Looks like a good time to head on over to Bob
> Evans. I will bring my Chromebook and get a booth
> by the window. A big omelette with hash browns and
> biscuits with sausage gravy would be good. My
> bowels will just have to deal with it.


In my twenties I used to love Bob Evans. Sadly no longer. That’s a scary breakfast.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: The Real Supporter ()
Date: January 08, 2020 08:31AM

I wish the NIH or FDA would help you all out. Sorry I don’t know how to quote what someone else wrote, yet I saw it and am responding. You have my support.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 08, 2020 09:21AM

The Real Supporter Wrote:
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> I wish the NIH or FDA would help you all out.
> Sorry I don’t know how to quote what someone
> else wrote, yet I saw it and am responding. You
> have my support.

They never will. The cold doctors with thick fingers and sullen attitudes await us. Yet I appreciate your compassion. It’s hard to find these days. Working on a very large uncomfortable cinder block and hoping midwives make it in time. This one could be a Caesarean.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Peanut Butter Onion ()
Date: January 08, 2020 10:35AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> No More Peanut Butter Poo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I stopped eating refined sugar and flour (
> > Christmas cookies) and guess what? No more
> colon
> > packed with peanut butter shit. No more wiping
> > every 3 hours as the shit melts out of my
> rectum.
> > No more 5 minutes of futile digging at starfish.
>
> > Im back to my normal veggie with a smattering
> of
> > fish diet and low calories. Amazing what
> shitty
> > food will do.
> >
> > So, perhaps, some of you are just slobs eating
> > crappy processed food. Admit it, you guys
> would
> > rather complain and tell stories of 'midwives'
> > than make some adjustments in your diet.
>
>
> Congrats! While I do find what you’re posting
> skeptical, as anyone can write here, IBS is a real
> challenge. A real condition. Time will ultimately
> tell but yes changing your diet can help. I wish
> you and your bowels a full recovery, as those
> items aren’t bowel friendly foods. That goes
> without saying, but please keep us posted on how
> your plumbing system continues. Still recovering
> from last nights teeth gnashing tile ripping
> battle, but thank you for this good news!


IBS = poor diet, poor mental health. I induced peanut butter shits with eating a lot of restaurant food and cookies. My normal plant-based diet with yogurt and fish paired with 6 hours strenuous physical exercise results in perfect bowel function 100% of the time. If you are constipated or suffer peanut butter or loose movements for more than a day its because of your diet and physical fitness. Period.

Also stop mocking people who are unable to control their eating habits with stories of 'midwives' and 'wetback plumbers' it insulting to the dimwitted, weak people who eat all the processed foods.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: MonkeyFist ()
Date: January 08, 2020 02:39PM

Ate dinner salad from Giant past 2 days and enjoyed improved movements. Avoiding mozzarella cheese and is making a difference. And drinking more water.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Painful Growler ()
Date: January 08, 2020 03:13PM

Appreciate finding this site for IBS. Seems like moving bowels has become a second full time job in addition to present gig at Tyson’s Galleria. Soupy brown broth swinging to jagged rocks from the exit have become the uncomfortable normal. Look forward to some advice here.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Citrucel? ()
Date: January 08, 2020 03:24PM

Anyone using Citrucel fiber supplement toward noticeable benefit? Thinking of giving it a try.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: January 08, 2020 04:24PM

The Bob Evans breakfast was good this morning. I have a oven stuffer roaster in the oven now. Going to have about half of it and a box of stove top stuffing and gravy for dinner. I think that is a pretty bowel friendly meal.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 08, 2020 07:29PM

Citrucel? Wrote:
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> Anyone using Citrucel fiber supplement toward
> noticeable benefit? Thinking of giving it a try.

Castor oil might lube the tubes slightly, Citrucel is another quackery unfortunately. Will write more later as midwives are stitching the fish or what’s left of it. They won’t let me look in the rectal mirror but I know it’s bad.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Matilda's douche nozzle ()
Date: January 08, 2020 07:52PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Citrucel? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone using Citrucel fiber supplement toward
> > noticeable benefit? Thinking of giving it a
> try.
>
> Castor oil might lube the tubes slightly, Citrucel
> is another quackery unfortunately. Will write more
> later as midwives are stitching the fish or
> what’s left of it. They won’t let me look in
> the rectal mirror but I know it’s bad.

see you been talking to yourself here most of the day - fucking idiot.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: January 09, 2020 04:59AM

5am guy here. Wishing everyone good bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: 6:40 guy here ()
Date: January 09, 2020 06:40AM

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy here. Wishing everyone good bowels.


Thanks but to late. Already got up twice with massive diarrhea. Had homemade chili last night.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: 7:48 guy here ()
Date: January 09, 2020 07:49AM

While talking to myself on thread here yesterday I had giant dildo in my ass - now my rectum is a gaping maw that refuses to close. 'midwives' tee hee...

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: 9:10 guy here ()
Date: January 09, 2020 09:11AM

Just took a shit on my cat - he is licking it off while I watch FAPPING it.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: brown underwear ()
Date: January 09, 2020 12:59PM

I had to run errands this morning so I had a big Chile Omelet so I would have enough energy for the task at hand. I got to Walmart to buy a couple of fruit of the loom seven packs of briefs to get me through until March. I felt that familiar gurgle in my lower intestine. It always seems to happen at the worst moment. In the men's room, I went to the stall which had the most toilet paper but I still ran out. I took off my shoes and used my socks to finish the task. To add insult to injury, a superior boweled person came in and sat in the next stall. He plopped out a turd or two and was on his way in less than five minutes. After an hour on the public John I knew I couldn't finish my errands. I paid for my underwear. I Drove through taco bell drive-through and got some lunch. I'm going to nap and then make a big pot of lamb curry for dinner.

Why has God forsaken my bowels?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: poor craftsmanship Onion ()
Date: January 09, 2020 02:17PM

brown underwear Wrote:
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> I had to run errands this morning so I had a big
> Chile Omelet so I would have enough energy for the
> task at hand. I got to Walmart to buy a couple of
> fruit of the loom seven packs of briefs to get me
> through until March. I felt that familiar gurgle
> in my lower intestine. It always seems to happen
> at the worst moment. In the men's room, I went to
> the stall which had the most toilet paper but I
> still ran out. I took off my shoes and used my
> socks to finish the task. To add insult to injury,
> a superior boweled person came in and sat in the
> next stall. He plopped out a turd or two and was
> on his way in less than five minutes. After an
> hour on the public John I knew I couldn't finish
> my errands. I paid for my underwear. I Drove
> through taco bell drive-through and got some
> lunch. I'm going to nap and then make a big pot of
> lamb curry for dinner.
>
> Why has God forsaken my bowels?


your story telling sucks.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Me so horny ()
Date: January 09, 2020 03:09PM

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: January 09, 2020 04:24PM

Does anyone else insist on white underwear to monitor the color of the stains?

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Shittin bricks for a week ()
Date: January 09, 2020 04:46PM

Good stuff
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: cartoon onion ()
Date: January 09, 2020 05:43PM


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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Fistedmonkey ()
Date: January 09, 2020 05:57PM

Shittin bricks for a week Wrote:
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> Good stuff


It is. I use that to do a complete cleanse four times a year. I fast for the last two days. A peace quietly comes over me when sitting on the toilet knowing that all I have no shit in my system.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 09, 2020 07:05PM

My goodness colon cleansers or cartoons of penises penetrating bowels. Truly awful as your colon won’t like any of this.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: dump in your mouth ()
Date: January 09, 2020 07:27PM

The cleanses are mostly bullshit. Save some money and eat Psyllium and a lot of water for a couple days along with clear liquid, broth if you feel some compulsion to 'cleanse.' The biggest benefit of fasting or a very low calorie diet for a short period is it helps reset your processed food/sugar issues. After a short fast avoid a lot of carbs and focus on raw veggies and proteins.

You shit-for-brain complainers here simply eat too much and too much processed junk.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Chile cheeze ()
Date: January 09, 2020 08:15PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Citrucel? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone using Citrucel fiber supplement toward
> > noticeable benefit? Thinking of giving it a
> try.
>
> Castor oil might lube the tubes slightly, Citrucel
> is another quackery unfortunately. Will write more
> later as midwives are stitching the fish or
> what’s left of it. They won’t let me look in
> the rectal mirror but I know it’s bad.


Have you thought of using your smart phone to make videos? I have been doing that daily for over a year. It makes a visual record and I can monitor the conditions of my hemorrhoids.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Barrickman ()
Date: January 09, 2020 08:38PM

On Thursday, Facebook carried out a mass purge of left-wing political pages as part of an ongoing conspiracy by the state and the technology monopolies to censor the internet.

Over 800 pages and accounts, with a combined following in the tens of millions, were summarily removed. The banned pages include highly popular postings by groups opposing and publicizing incidents of police violence such as Police the Police, Cop Block and Filming Cops, as well as prominent left-wing news pages such as Anti-Media, Reverb Press, Counter Current News and Resistance.

The removal of these pages is an unconstitutional assault on freedom of speech and expression. Facebook, acting in coordination with the US government, is violating the most fundamental rights of the American population.

Facebook’s claim that the pages are being removed for “inauthentic behavior” is a transparent fraud. It is a pretext for political censorship. No less shocking than the brazen actions of Facebook is the response of all of the mainstream political news outlets, which have parroted the company’s absurd lies, citing “experts” who label constitutionally protected speech as “spam.”

Facebook’s actions are the latest and to date the most aggressive moves in a systematic campaign aimed at delegitimizing political opposition in preparation for the forcible suppression of oppositional groups and news outlets.

Immediately following the 2016 US elections, in which public hostility to Hillary Clinton, the favored candidate of the US military/intelligence apparatus, was increased by WikiLeaks’ exposure of Clinton’s corrupt ties to Wall Street, the US media launched a campaign to smear oppositional viewpoints as Russian-inspired “fake news.” The New York Times and the Washington Post, political figures including Democratic Congressman Adam Schiff and Democratic Senator Mark Warner, and the US intelligence apparatus fabricated a narrative of “Russian meddling” in order to pressure the technology monopolies to shut down and censor political opposition.

The leading role in this campaign was played by Google, which announced in April 2017 that it would promote “authoritative” news sources over “alternative” viewpoints by manipulating search results.

In August of 2017, the World Socialist Web Site reported that search traffic to 13 left-wing, socialist and anti-war sites plunged after Google implemented these changes to its search algorithm. A leading target was the World Socialist Web Site itself, which saw its Google search traffic fall by 75 percent following the announcement. In response, the World Socialist Web Site published an open letter to Google demanding that it “renounce the censorship of all… left-wing, socialist, anti-war and progressive websites.”

Over the ensuing months, Facebook and Twitter joined Google in announcing major censorship initiatives. In January, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that his company would promote “trusted” news sites, such as the New York Times and Washington Post, at the expense of “alternative” political viewpoints. In the same speech, Zuckerberg announced that Facebook would hire some 20,000 people, many with backgrounds as cops, prosecutors or intelligence agents, to police and censor what its users do and say online.

The censorship drive intensified after a hearing in Washington last month, in which Senator Warner claimed that the overwhelming majority of “far left” political content was “generated by either foreign actors or automated accounts.” Facebook Chief Operating Officer Sheryl Sandberg declared her intention to replace “bad speech” with “alternative facts.”

There is no longer a question as to whether US technology companies are consciously engaged in political censorship. Their half-hearted denials have been exposed as lies by an internal Google research document published last week. The documents states that the technology monopolies have moved away from “free speech and towards censorship,” rejecting the “American tradition that prioritizes free speech for democracy.”

The censorship drive will not stop with the removal of Facebook accounts. PropOrNot, a shadowy organization whose 2016 blacklist, published by Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos’ Washington Post, helped launch the censorship campaign, hailed Facebook’s purge of accounts. In so doing, it made clear that this was only the beginning.

PropOrNot pointed out that all of the organizations targeted by Facebook still “have websites,” and added, “but one thing at a time.” In other words, after removing targeted publications from search results and shutting down their social media accounts, the next step will be the forcible suppression of the websites themselves.

The forces leading the censorship campaign have been remarkably open about their motivations and aims. The Atlantic Council think tank, one of Facebook’s official “partners,” spelled out the aims of the government’s effort to censor the internet in a document published last month summarizing the proceedings of a US Special Forces conference on “sovereignty.”

The document argues that the growth of political opposition in the United States presents an existential threat to the state. This crisis, it warns, can be resolved only by removing the “virus” of political opposition. The most effective way to do this, it explains, is to recruit US technology corporations to play a “central role” in carrying out censorship on behalf of the state.

The censorship of the internet is a concentrated expression of the breakdown of bourgeois democratic forms of rule. In the United States, the Trump administration is a government of extreme reaction, with authoritarian and fascistic tendencies. However, Trump’s critics within the ruling class, led by the Democrats, are no less hostile to democratic forms of rule. In alliance with the military and intelligence apparatus, the Democrats have taken the leading role in attacking democratic rights, from free speech and expression in the fraudulent campaign against “fake news” to due process and the presumption of innocence in the #MeToo witch hunt.

All factions of the ruling class are terrified of the growth of opposition in the working class and the mounting interest in socialism. There is an increasing divergence between the demands of the working population for improvements in wages and working conditions and the policies of the ruling elite, which is accelerating the upward redistribution of wealth and carrying out a new military build-up.

Facing an upsurge in the class struggle, including the rejection of a concessions contract by hundreds of thousands of UPS workers and a strike by hotel workers in a number of cities across the country, the ruling elite is accelerating its plans for censorship and, ultimately, dictatorship.

The growth of the class struggle provides the social basis for the fight against political censorship. Workers must take up the struggle to defend freedom of expression as an inseparable component of the defense of their social and democratic rights and the struggle for socialism.
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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: kljkkhhv ()
Date: January 09, 2020 09:50PM

^worse than shit giffs

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: In the Loop ()
Date: January 10, 2020 01:17AM

kljkkhhv Wrote:
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> ^worse than shit giffs

You’re probably not wrong. These guys all say they are trying to remove and are totally against “Capitalism”, but they sell all their merch and products through capitalist means and ironically end up being entrepreneurial ‘capitalists’ themselves, playing into the ‘Marketplace of Ideas’ without realizing it (or at least acknowledging it, those hypocritical bastards). Their books are even as expensive as shit and they bloat up the prices for them way up, compared with what it cost to make them.

And in case anyone was wondering, that guy standing right their is the real Nick “Barrickman” Vrooman himself, the one who writes all that ‘flowerly’ language online. What a hypocritical piece of horseshit.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2020 07:44AM

dump in your mouth Wrote:
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> The cleanses are mostly bullshit. Save some money
> and eat Psyllium and a lot of water for a couple
> days along with clear liquid, broth if you feel
> some compulsion to 'cleanse.' The biggest benefit
> of fasting or a very low calorie diet for a short
> period is it helps reset your processed food/sugar
> issues. After a short fast avoid a lot of carbs
> and focus on raw veggies and proteins.
>
> You shit-for-brain complainers here simply eat too
> much and too much processed junk.


I like the pro free speech table. In fact if some church or community event, would allow it I’d like to operate a table about learning about your colon. A colon with forty feet of tubing, a Bristol stool guide, and literature about IBS would be wonderful.

I’m tired of rants like this. “ you shit for brains complainers eat too much or processed food.”

Prejudiced. Arrogance on display are what these statements are. Do you remember the “you’re either with us or against us speech?” Speaking in absolutes is a sign of superior bowels and a closed mind. Our bowels let us down, and you won’t even allow us to pen down our experiences without basically making us into modern day leper’s. Please consider kindness. And also please feel free to share about your excellent superior holier than thou bowels.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Clarence ()
Date: January 10, 2020 08:57AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dump in your mouth Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The cleanses are mostly bullshit. Save some
> money
> > and eat Psyllium and a lot of water for a
> couple
> > days along with clear liquid, broth if you feel
> > some compulsion to 'cleanse.' The biggest
> benefit
> > of fasting or a very low calorie diet for a
> short
> > period is it helps reset your processed
> food/sugar
> > issues. After a short fast avoid a lot of
> carbs
> > and focus on raw veggies and proteins.
> >
> > You shit-for-brain complainers here simply eat
> too
> > much and too much processed junk.
>
>
> I like the pro free speech table. In fact if some
> church or community event, would allow it I’d
> like to operate a table about learning about your
> colon. A colon with forty feet of tubing, a
> Bristol stool guide, and literature about IBS
> would be wonderful.
>
> I’m tired of rants like this. “ you shit for
> brains complainers eat too much or processed
> food.”
>
> Prejudiced. Arrogance on display are what these
> statements are. Do you remember the “you’re
> either with us or against us speech?” Speaking
> in absolutes is a sign of superior bowels and a
> closed mind. Our bowels let us down, and you
> won’t even allow us to pen down our experiences
> without basically making us into modern day
> leper’s. Please consider kindness. And also
> please feel free to share about your excellent
> superior holier than thou bowels.


Kindness, ok - pretending you have 'midwives' to deliver your bowel movements and to suture your rectum ('starfish') after is a sign you need help. Its not funny and certainly not normal.

Eat a salad, exercise at threshold or higher 5 hrs per week minimum and maintain a diet less than 2000 kcal per day consisting of mostly protein and veggies. Do not eat processed foods. Your shit will come out like its supposed to and you wont be pre-diabetic/diabetic any more. I hope the shit fairy pays you a visit and slaps some sense into you before you have another fatal heart attack

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Chile cheeze ()
Date: January 10, 2020 11:50AM

Why are so many superior boweled individuals so bowel-phobic? I was invited over to my ex-wife's house for Christmas dinner. I was explaining to her stepdaughters the dangers of certain combinations of foods on the colon and I was flat out told that it was not an appropriate conversation for the dinner table, Then it happened. I got to the bathroom before it was too late. Is it my fault that the bathroom was built so close to the dining room? At least they got to hear first hand the agony the bowels can inflict on a body. Fortunately, I brought a fresh pair of underwear. You would think they would have emptied the trash in the bathroom when guests were coming over. I shoved my shitty white briefs down past the spent Kleenex so it wouldn't be the first thing people see when they walk in. I should suggest they switch from Glade to Frebree for use by the toilet.

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Re: Our Bowels, Our Freedom of Speech
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: January 10, 2020 12:32PM

Dad is on the couch, saying his asshole hurts. The obese neighbor is sitting on the other couch, smoking a cigarette smiling, and using my Nintendo Switch. Dad also has lipstick on his lips which is odd. Mom cries in the bedroom, and after grandma delivers the jenkum, she’s going to make me a healthy lunch. The house is never boring.

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