A shit eating whiny millennial is shutting down our thread about our IBS health issues. The same went for our thread about a Gastroenterologists. The premise of Fairfax Underground is 1st amendment/freedom of speech. I commend this site and via email and alerting the gentleman who operates this site. To the millennial crybaby who blocks/shut downs are threads with cat, earth, or shit images you’re not only Anti American/anti free speech you are a coward and a crybaby. I’m bringing more into this as simply because you don’t like our discussions, doesn’t give you fascist Hitler like control of this site which isn’t yours.

By the way Hitler had IBS. You have bigger issues.

Thank you BO.

I first thought you were joking about superior bowel people, but now I agree with you. And this person is mentally disturbed. I feel sorry for this person, but what they are doing is wrong.

Whatever threads come and go, I will keep on eating Tippys Taco and shitting like a goose.

Ive devoted my life to to sockpuppets and my feces.

Got the email am here. We won’t go down easy.

Every time I workout peanut butter shit lingering in my rectum melts out and causes 'monkey-butt' anyone else have this issue. Messy.

Peanut Butter Shit Meltout Onion Wrote:
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> Every time I workout peanut butter shit lingering
> in my rectum melts out and causes 'monkey-butt'
> anyone else have this issue. Messy.


bro, eat some fiber and lots of water. Also you are gross

You say your for free speech, but then complain when people use their free speech? You're an idiot, brown onion.


You're also a shit fetishist.

What up BiBs?

Had an emergency at work. It’s embarrassing. I had a second pair of Depends but the smell is nauseating.

I don't discuss my bowel problems with someone too interested in my bowel problems.

Had a small can of corn with my leftover stew for dinner. Morning pinch tomorrow... well, you know.

Delmonte Wrote:
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> Had a small can of corn with my leftover stew for
> dinner. Morning pinch tomorrow... well, you know.


Glad everyone got the email, and glad to see you all here. Yep one whiny crybaby cannot infringe on our freedom of speech.

My butt hurts. Tonight I finally was able to drop off large cinder blocks followed up by an anchor. To be honest it hurts, and the midwives are cleaning things up and putting pain killers in the epindural. Not how anyone should spend their day, and I’m going to put in a work order to have someone look at the groan throne and tile that my toenails ripped out. The pain was tremendous. Gravity and pain killers help, but my asshole is torn up after that deuce.

Wendy's has this "Biggie Bag" for just 5 bucks plus tax. It is a double bacon cheeseburger with fries and 4 chicken nuggets plus a drink. I just had two biggie bags. My bowels are in good shape.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Delmonte Wrote:
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> > Had a small can of corn with my leftover stew
> for
> > dinner. Morning pinch tomorrow... well, you
> know.
>
>
> Glad everyone got the email, and glad to see you
> all here. Yep one whiny crybaby cannot infringe on
> our freedom of speech.
>
> My butt hurts. Tonight I finally was able to drop
> off large cinder blocks followed up by an anchor.
> To be honest it hurts, and the midwives are
> cleaning things up and putting pain killers in the
> epindural. Not how anyone should spend their day,
> and I’m going to put in a work order to have
> someone look at the groan throne and tile that my
> toenails ripped out. The pain was tremendous.
> Gravity and pain killers help, but my asshole is
> torn up after that deuce.


Talking to yourself again I see. Hard to imagine someone so bored they would make up stories about corn in their shit pretend midwives are helping you give birth to your bowel movements - you think that is funny or entertaining. Get help.

https://iysse.com/end-censorship/
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> https://iysse.com/end-censorship/

Thank you as perhaps the spoiled brat can join China government

Red hot and Blue just closed another location (Warrenton) I am really going to miss them when they are all gone. Best potato salad and ribs ever! I'm going to Jersey Mikes here in a little bit for a Big Kahuna with double meat and extra cheese. My bowels can handle it.

I had a Jersey Mike’s giant #7 served Mikes way for lunch today. My bowels will handle it.

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> I had a Jersey Mike’s giant #7 served Mikes way
> for lunch today. My bowels will handle it.


New Jersey, yikes a state full of greasers and unhealthy bowel destroying foods. I hope your starfish survived this deluge. Currently in defcon 2. How’s everyone else doing?

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Sploosh! Wrote:
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> > I had a Jersey Mike’s giant #7 served Mikes
> way
> > for lunch today. My bowels will handle it.
>
>
> New Jersey, yikes a state full of greasers and
> unhealthy bowel destroying foods. I hope your
> starfish survived this deluge. Currently in defcon
> 2. How’s everyone else doing?

Happy new year Mr Brown! Just remember that no matter what happens you have made the world a better place by bringing bowel and digestive information to thousands of people. On top of that you inspired me to pursue a career in the digestive health industry. You have contributed so much to the health of others. You are a very unselfish person and a true American hero. God bless!

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > Sploosh! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I had a Jersey Mike’s giant #7 served Mikes
> > way
> > > for lunch today. My bowels will handle it.
> >
> >
> > New Jersey, yikes a state full of greasers and
> > unhealthy bowel destroying foods. I hope your
> > starfish survived this deluge. Currently in
> defcon
> > 2. How’s everyone else doing?
>
> Happy new year Mr Brown! Just remember that no
> matter what happens you have made the world a
> better place by bringing bowel and digestive
> information to thousands of people. On top of that
> you inspired me to pursue a career in the
> digestive health industry. You have contributed so
> much to the health of others. You are a very
> unselfish person and a true American hero. God
> bless!

God bless you spring onion. I hope you’re enjoying a good winter break. When does your next semester begin? Not just me but countless others are very proud of you. Keep on the path you’re on as you’re a greT conscientious young man.

Nice to see some people back for new year. Long time reader first time poster. Glad brothers in bowels are here and wishing everyone a great year ahead on the bristol chart.

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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Sploosh! Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I had a Jersey Mike’s giant #7 served
> Mikes
> > > way
> > > > for lunch today. My bowels will handle it.
> > >
> > >
> > > New Jersey, yikes a state full of greasers
> and
> > > unhealthy bowel destroying foods. I hope your
> > > starfish survived this deluge. Currently in
> > defcon
> > > 2. How’s everyone else doing?
> >
> > Happy new year Mr Brown! Just remember that no
> > matter what happens you have made the world a
> > better place by bringing bowel and digestive
> > information to thousands of people. On top of
> that
> > you inspired me to pursue a career in the
> > digestive health industry. You have contributed
> so
> > much to the health of others. You are a very
> > unselfish person and a true American hero. God
> > bless!
>
> God bless you spring onion. I hope you’re
> enjoying a good winter break. When does your next
> semester begin? Not just me but countless others
> are very proud of you. Keep on the path you’re
> on as you’re a greT conscientious young man.

Thanks Mr Brown. Classes resume Jan. 13th but I will be studying at the Library starting Monday to get a jump on things. I got a part time job at the dining hall washing dishes and cleaning up. They give us hours that do not conflict with our class schedule. If you ever get down to Petersburg come on our campus at Richard Bland and have a meal at The Statesmans grill, it is open to the public and we have a senior citizen discount.

Dad and the Obese Neighbor are dancing in the living room. They are listening to Elton John, dancing in their underwear, and farting. The obese neighbor is cooking on the grill too, and there are a lot of beers and whipped cream all over the place. Mom and grandma are still sleeping. I don’t want them to see this.

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I dread work tomorrow. Every Sunday causes nervousness.

I got up early and went to Walmart. Picked up a 24 inch sub with salami pastrami ham and cheese. Im going to doctor it up with sliced tomato heavy mayo and some spicy brown mustard. I will have that for dinner with some Budweiser and a big bag of Cheetos. Should be easy to digest, I have to go back to work tomorrow after being off a week.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I got up early and went to Walmart. Picked up a 24
> inch sub with salami pastrami ham and cheese. Im
> going to doctor it up with sliced tomato heavy
> mayo and some spicy brown mustard. I will have
> that for dinner with some Budweiser and a big bag
> of Cheetos. Should be easy to digest, I have to go
> back to work tomorrow after being off a week.
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Peanut Butter Shit humiliation continues. Yesterday went to Shake Shack in Potomac. They have one-holer restrooms facing directly into the main dining area with no wall or anything blocking the door. It usually takes me a good 5 minutes to dig out all the Peanut Butter Shit from my starfish but yesterday I felt the intense pressure of sitting in the one and only mens room of a packed restaurant trying to quickly remove as much of the shit-glue as I could. Suffice it to say my starfish was confused at the frantic digging and wiping. I started to bleed a little and still didnt get it all.

To my humiliation there was a line when I got out and my underwear felt squiggy.

Peanut Butter Shit Onion Wrote:
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> Peanut Butter Shit humiliation continues.
> Yesterday went to Shake Shack in Potomac. They
> have one-holer restrooms facing directly into the
> main dining area with no wall or anything blocking
> the door. It usually takes me a good 5 minutes to
> dig out all the Peanut Butter Shit from my
> starfish but yesterday I felt the intense pressure
> of sitting in the one and only mens room of a
> packed restaurant trying to quickly remove as much
> of the shit-glue as I could. Suffice it to say my
> starfish was confused at the frantic digging and
> wiping. I started to bleed a little and still
> didnt get it all.
>
> To my humiliation there was a line when I got out
> and my underwear felt squiggy.


That’s awful. I’m so sorry you had to experience this. Only thing that will help other than a fire department hose, and yes they could be called out for a service call on this. If not a lot of wet towelettes. These are a mess and you and mr underwear seem to have the same form of IBS.

Hi everyone. Cleaning up after a boulder. These big ones hurt and the straining isn’t fun. Gotta be ready to work at 9 tomorrow and not sure what food was responsible for this.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A shit eating whiny millennial is shutting down
> our thread about our IBS health issues whah whah whah whah whah......

Meade Skelton ROUTINELY discusses IBS in his fucking vlogs - you know, the ones practially nobody watches? Recently he even brought up the topic of fecal material transplant (apparently, this is a thing). You could go to the comment section of any meade vid and he would be delighted to discuss the issue with you in detail. Who knows? Maybe you could even help each other.

But there is no point in discussing bowels any further on this forum. You have been going back and forth on the topic for years, and everyone still seeems to be having trouble on the crapper.

Grandma gave me a hug. I feel better. She said dad will be ok. He’s bent over his underwear at his ankles passed out on the couch. The obese neighbor naked and smoking a cigarette. He looks like he just finished a war or something. All I hear downstairs is talk of tossed salads with crying and moaning. I’m going to eat some granola bars and orange juice drink.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> A shit eating whiny millennial is shutting down
> our thread about our IBS health issues. The same
> went for our thread about a Gastroenterologists.
> The premise of Fairfax Underground is 1st
> amendment/freedom of speech. I commend this site
> and via email and alerting the gentleman who
> operates this site. To the millennial crybaby who
> blocks/shut downs are threads with cat, earth, or
> shit images you’re not only Anti American/anti
> free speech you are a coward and a crybaby. I’m
> bringing more into this as simply because you
> don’t like our discussions, doesn’t give you
> fascist Hitler like control of this site which
> isn’t yours.
>
> By the way Hitler had IBS. You have bigger issues.
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Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Grandma gave me a hug. I feel better. She said dad
> will be ok. He’s bent over his underwear at his
> ankles passed out on the couch. The obese neighbor
> naked and smoking a cigarette. He looks like he
> just finished a war or something. All I hear
> downstairs is talk of tossed salads with crying
> and moaning. I’m going to eat some granola bars
> and orange juice drink.


spring Im sorry this is happening to you. These things happen. Perhaps share this with a counselor at your college for below average students. Im sure this is standard fare at the Basket Weaving University counselor's office. God bless and never strain at the bowels as it causes hemorrhoids.

On the way to work. Back home!!!!!

Just post an IP tracker script with a timestamp remote log. I bet this BO troll loser wouldnt find this shit so funny when his IP and identity get posted all over this forum. Its been done before amd its pretty easy.

Crackdown Wrote:
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> Just post an IP tracker script with a timestamp
> remote log. I bet this BO troll loser wouldnt find
> this shit so funny when his IP and identity get
> posted all over this forum. Its been done before
> amd its pretty easy.


I don’t like Brown Onion. But that’s a violation of site rules. Plus who gives a shit as he’s not TMOS?

https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/75/848957.page

Friend Onion Wrote:
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> Spring Onion Wrote:
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> > Grandma gave me a hug. I feel better. She said
> dad
> > will be ok. He’s bent over his underwear at
> his
> > ankles passed out on the couch. The obese
> neighbor
> > naked and smoking a cigarette. He looks like he
> > just finished a war or something. All I hear
> > downstairs is talk of tossed salads with crying
> > and moaning. I’m going to eat some granola
> bars
> > and orange juice drink.
>
>
> spring Im sorry this is happening to you. These
> things happen. Perhaps share this with a
> counselor at your college for below average
> students. Im sure this is standard fare at the
> Basket Weaving University counselor's office. God
> bless and never strain at the bowels as it causes
> hemorrhoids.
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
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>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Sploosh! Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I had a Jersey Mike’s giant #7 served
> > Mikes
> > > > way
> > > > > for lunch today. My bowels will handle
> it.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > New Jersey, yikes a state full of greasers
> > and
> > > > unhealthy bowel destroying foods. I hope
> your
> > > > starfish survived this deluge. Currently in
> > > defcon
> > > > 2. How’s everyone else doing?
> > >
> > > Happy new year Mr Brown! Just remember that
> no
> > > matter what happens you have made the world a
> > > better place by bringing bowel and digestive
> > > information to thousands of people. On top of
> > that
> > > you inspired me to pursue a career in the
> > > digestive health industry. You have
> contributed
> > so
> > > much to the health of others. You are a very
> > > unselfish person and a true American hero.
> God
> > > bless!
> >
> > God bless you spring onion. I hope you’re
> > enjoying a good winter break. When does your
> next
> > semester begin? Not just me but countless
> others
> > are very proud of you. Keep on the path
> you’re
> > on as you’re a greT conscientious young man.
>
> Thanks Mr Brown. Classes resume Jan. 13th but I
> will be studying at the Library starting Monday to
> get a jump on things. I got a part time job at the
> dining hall washing dishes and cleaning up. They
> give us hours that do not conflict with our class
> schedule. If you ever get down to Petersburg come
> on our campus at Richard Bland and have a meal at
> The Statesmans grill, it is open to the public and
> we have a senior citizen discount.


Congrats on a part time job spring Onion! You’re industrious and we need people like you in every field. Way to go on balancing finances with classes. Admittedly not easy but you can do this. That would be superb. I like any senior citizen discount and would like my sister Matilda to meet you. We are both very proud of you.

Bowels. As soon as I bring that up, the negativity starts. The superior bowel folks harass.

If I said heart, liver, lungs, or even spinal fluid it would be different.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bowels. As soon as I bring that up, the negativity
> starts. The superior bowel folks harass.
>
> If I said heart, liver, lungs, or even spinal
> fluid it would be different.


There are sites for those asshole!

I am heading out now to Tippys Taco for lunch. Should be able to give a bowel report in a few hours.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Bowels. As soon as I bring that up, the negativity
> starts. The superior bowel folks harass.
>
> If I said heart, liver, lungs, or even spinal
> fluid it would be different.



Isn't there some online IBS support group you can dump your shit on?

My guess is you tried that and they don't put up with scat fetishists either,

what the fuck is wrong with you? Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bowels. As soon as I bring that up, the
> negativity
> > starts. The superior bowel folks harass.
> >
> > If I said heart, liver, lungs, or even spinal
> > fluid it would be different.
>
>
>
> Isn't there some online IBS support group you can
> dump your shit on?
>
> My guess is you tried that and they don't put up
> with scat fetishists either,


Actually BO again proved the ugly truth. You call us scat fetish types. I assure you we are not and you should be more polite.

I second that. Today I’ve been productive at work but I dread later tonight.

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> what the fuck is wrong with you? Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Bowels. As soon as I bring that up, the
> > negativity
> > > starts. The superior bowel folks harass.
> > >
> > > If I said heart, liver, lungs, or even spinal
> > > fluid it would be different.
> >
> >
> >
> > Isn't there some online IBS support group you
> can
> > dump your shit on?
> >
> > My guess is you tried that and they don't put
> up
> > with scat fetishists either,
>
>
> Actually BO again proved the ugly truth. You call
> us scat fetish types. I assure you we are not and
> you should be more polite.


You are saying your need to discuss your bowel movements with others doesn't have a prurient component. Then what the fuck is wrong with you people?

Why is dad listening to Barry Manilow? Why does dad bend over and talk about his sore rear end? Why is their blood on the back of his underwear? Why does the obese neighbor call him bitch? Why does the obese neighbor like it when dad wears skirts?

IBS affects many. The thread assists those that suffer and inform the uninformed. Healthy pooping is a gift that some never enjoy. Count your blessings if you don’t have to pass a sideways football from your sphincter several times a week. Be well BiBs...

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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> > what the fuck is wrong with you? Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Bowels. As soon as I bring that up, the
> > > negativity
> > > > starts. The superior bowel folks harass.
> > > >
> > > > If I said heart, liver, lungs, or even
> spinal
> > > > fluid it would be different.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Isn't there some online IBS support group you
> > can
> > > dump your shit on?
> > >
> > > My guess is you tried that and they don't put
> > up
> > > with scat fetishists either,
> >
> >
> > Actually BO again proved the ugly truth. You
> call
> > us scat fetish types. I assure you we are not
> and
> > you should be more polite.
>
>
> You are saying your need to discuss your bowel
> movements with others doesn't have a prurient
> component. Then what the fuck is wrong with you
> people?

Fancy words. A clue to superior bowel disdain displayed here.

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> IBS affects many. The thread assists those that
> suffer and inform the uninformed. Healthy pooping
> is a gift that some never enjoy. Count your
> blessings if you don’t have to pass a sideways
> football from your sphincter several times a week.
> Be well BiBs...

What does “Bibs” mean.

inqwire Wrote:
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> Sploosh! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > IBS affects many. The thread assists those
> that
> > suffer and inform the uninformed. Healthy
> pooping
> > is a gift that some never enjoy. Count your
> > blessings if you don’t have to pass a
> sideways
> > football from your sphincter several times a
> week.
> > Be well BiBs...
>
> What does “Bibs” mean.


"BiBs" means "Brother in Butts". I would rather have superior brains rather than superior bowels.

I bangs your mom like this twice a month every month.
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better late than never Wrote:
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> inqwire Wrote:
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> > Sploosh! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > IBS affects many. The thread assists those
> > that
> > > suffer and inform the uninformed. Healthy
> > pooping
> > > is a gift that some never enjoy. Count your
> > > blessings if you don’t have to pass a
> > sideways
> > > football from your sphincter several times a
> > week.
> > > Be well BiBs...
> >
> > What does “Bibs” mean.
>
>
> "BiBs" means "Brother in Butts". I would rather
> have superior brains rather than superior bowels.


It’s brothers in bowel. Look at the lies. As for superior bowels, it doesn’t discriminate but superior bowel folks are assholes.

I think those who give these men harm, please if you don’t have something nice to say don’t.

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> I think those who give these men harm, please if
> you don’t have something nice to say don’t.


If you’re the same lady God bless you!

It sucked going back to work today after the holidays I had a Wendy's triple cheeseburger meal at lunch today. It was the highlight of my day!

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> better late than never Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > inqwire Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Sploosh! Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > IBS affects many. The thread assists those
> > > that
> > > > suffer and inform the uninformed. Healthy
> > > pooping
> > > > is a gift that some never enjoy. Count
> your
> > > > blessings if you don’t have to pass a
> > > sideways
> > > > football from your sphincter several times
> a
> > > week.
> > > > Be well BiBs...
> > >
> > > What does “Bibs” mean.
> >
> >
> > "BiBs" means "Brother in Butts". I would rather
> > have superior brains rather than superior
> bowels.
>
>
> It’s brothers in bowel. Look at the lies. As for
> superior bowels, it doesn’t discriminate but
> superior bowel folks are assholes.

Brothers "in" bowels - sounds like code for two or more men having at it. Cock 'in' ass; fist 'in' ass. Perverted and disgusting.

bib code word onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > better late than never Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > inqwire Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Sploosh! Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > IBS affects many. The thread assists
> those
> > > > that
> > > > > suffer and inform the uninformed.
> Healthy
> > > > pooping
> > > > > is a gift that some never enjoy. Count
> > your
> > > > > blessings if you don’t have to pass a
> > > > sideways
> > > > > football from your sphincter several
> times
> > a
> > > > week.
> > > > > Be well BiBs...
> > > >
> > > > What does “Bibs” mean.
> > >
> > >
> > > "BiBs" means "Brother in Butts". I would
> rather
> > > have superior brains rather than superior
> > bowels.
> >
> >
> > It’s brothers in bowel. Look at the lies. As
> for
> > superior bowels, it doesn’t discriminate but
> > superior bowel folks are assholes.
>
> Brothers "in" bowels - sounds like code for two or
> more men having at it. Cock 'in' ass; fist 'in'
> ass. Perverted and disgusting.


No you’re making erroneous guesses and mocking those of us with IBS. You’re disgusting.

Day 2 of going home in a row. Frustrating!

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> Day 2 of going home in a row. Frustrating!


I’m wondering, and first off sorry BIB. Just sorry you have to go through this. Even as I get ready to hoist a small fighter jet out. What if you ate really different traditionally bad bowel foods? Maybe that could slightly reverse this. Until then white towels.

Sorry mr Brown Underwear. You feeling any better?

Pushing a boulder out is no fun. Comes with repercussion and necessary to treat the aftermath. A short, painful application of witch hazel to the starfish should assist BiB's for avoiding secondary infection. Be mindful of your bowels and take care.

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Pushing a boulder out is no fun. Comes with
> repercussion and necessary to treat the aftermath.
> A short, painful application of witch hazel to
> the starfish should assist BiB's for avoiding
> secondary infection. Be mindful of your bowels
> and take care.


Thank you as tonight the ordinance was compared to the other BIB far worse. Flat out my colon tubing and starfish really hurt. A monster that I wish I could have dropped on Tehran. Far worse than any weapon in our arsenal. Thank you midwives and agree with you on witch hazel. It’s better than nothing but really need duct tape for my bowels.

I stopped eating refined sugar and flour ( Christmas cookies) and guess what? No more colon packed with peanut butter shit. No more wiping every 3 hours as the shit melts out of my rectum. No more 5 minutes of futile digging at starfish. Im back to my normal veggie with a smattering of fish diet and low calories. Amazing what shitty food will do.

So, perhaps, some of you are just slobs eating crappy processed food. Admit it, you guys would rather complain and tell stories of 'midwives' than make some adjustments in your diet.

No More Peanut Butter Poo Wrote:
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> I stopped eating refined sugar and flour (
> Christmas cookies) and guess what? No more colon
> packed with peanut butter shit. No more wiping
> every 3 hours as the shit melts out of my rectum.
> No more 5 minutes of futile digging at starfish.
> Im back to my normal veggie with a smattering of
> fish diet and low calories. Amazing what shitty
> food will do.
>
> So, perhaps, some of you are just slobs eating
> crappy processed food. Admit it, you guys would
> rather complain and tell stories of 'midwives'
> than make some adjustments in your diet.


Congrats! While I do find what you’re posting skeptical, as anyone can write here, IBS is a real challenge. A real condition. Time will ultimately tell but yes changing your diet can help. I wish you and your bowels a full recovery, as those items aren’t bowel friendly foods. That goes without saying, but please keep us posted on how your plumbing system continues. Still recovering from last nights teeth gnashing tile ripping battle, but thank you for this good news!

Work got canceled today because of the weather. Looks like a good time to head on over to Bob Evans. I will bring my Chromebook and get a booth by the window. A big omelette with hash browns and biscuits with sausage gravy would be good. My bowels will just have to deal with it.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Work got canceled today because of the weather.
> Looks like a good time to head on over to Bob
> Evans. I will bring my Chromebook and get a booth
> by the window. A big omelette with hash browns and
> biscuits with sausage gravy would be good. My
> bowels will just have to deal with it.


In my twenties I used to love Bob Evans. Sadly no longer. That’s a scary breakfast.

I wish the NIH or FDA would help you all out. Sorry I don’t know how to quote what someone else wrote, yet I saw it and am responding. You have my support.

The Real Supporter Wrote:
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> I wish the NIH or FDA would help you all out.
> Sorry I don’t know how to quote what someone
> else wrote, yet I saw it and am responding. You
> have my support.

They never will. The cold doctors with thick fingers and sullen attitudes await us. Yet I appreciate your compassion. It’s hard to find these days. Working on a very large uncomfortable cinder block and hoping midwives make it in time. This one could be a Caesarean.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> No More Peanut Butter Poo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I stopped eating refined sugar and flour (
> > Christmas cookies) and guess what? No more
> colon
> > packed with peanut butter shit. No more wiping
> > every 3 hours as the shit melts out of my
> rectum.
> > No more 5 minutes of futile digging at starfish.
>
> > Im back to my normal veggie with a smattering
> of
> > fish diet and low calories. Amazing what
> shitty
> > food will do.
> >
> > So, perhaps, some of you are just slobs eating
> > crappy processed food. Admit it, you guys
> would
> > rather complain and tell stories of 'midwives'
> > than make some adjustments in your diet.
>
>
> Congrats! While I do find what you’re posting
> skeptical, as anyone can write here, IBS is a real
> challenge. A real condition. Time will ultimately
> tell but yes changing your diet can help. I wish
> you and your bowels a full recovery, as those
> items aren’t bowel friendly foods. That goes
> without saying, but please keep us posted on how
> your plumbing system continues. Still recovering
> from last nights teeth gnashing tile ripping
> battle, but thank you for this good news!


IBS = poor diet, poor mental health. I induced peanut butter shits with eating a lot of restaurant food and cookies. My normal plant-based diet with yogurt and fish paired with 6 hours strenuous physical exercise results in perfect bowel function 100% of the time. If you are constipated or suffer peanut butter or loose movements for more than a day its because of your diet and physical fitness. Period.

Also stop mocking people who are unable to control their eating habits with stories of 'midwives' and 'wetback plumbers' it insulting to the dimwitted, weak people who eat all the processed foods.

Ate dinner salad from Giant past 2 days and enjoyed improved movements. Avoiding mozzarella cheese and is making a difference. And drinking more water.

Appreciate finding this site for IBS. Seems like moving bowels has become a second full time job in addition to present gig at Tyson’s Galleria. Soupy brown broth swinging to jagged rocks from the exit have become the uncomfortable normal. Look forward to some advice here.

Anyone using Citrucel fiber supplement toward noticeable benefit? Thinking of giving it a try.

The Bob Evans breakfast was good this morning. I have a oven stuffer roaster in the oven now. Going to have about half of it and a box of stove top stuffing and gravy for dinner. I think that is a pretty bowel friendly meal.

Citrucel? Wrote:
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> Anyone using Citrucel fiber supplement toward
> noticeable benefit? Thinking of giving it a try.

Castor oil might lube the tubes slightly, Citrucel is another quackery unfortunately. Will write more later as midwives are stitching the fish or what’s left of it. They won’t let me look in the rectal mirror but I know it’s bad.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Citrucel? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone using Citrucel fiber supplement toward
> > noticeable benefit? Thinking of giving it a
> try.
>
> Castor oil might lube the tubes slightly, Citrucel
> is another quackery unfortunately. Will write more
> later as midwives are stitching the fish or
> what’s left of it. They won’t let me look in
> the rectal mirror but I know it’s bad.

see you been talking to yourself here most of the day - fucking idiot.

5am guy here. Wishing everyone good bowels.

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> 5am guy here. Wishing everyone good bowels.


Thanks but to late. Already got up twice with massive diarrhea. Had homemade chili last night.

While talking to myself on thread here yesterday I had giant dildo in my ass - now my rectum is a gaping maw that refuses to close. 'midwives' tee hee...

Just took a shit on my cat - he is licking it off while I watch FAPPING it.

I had to run errands this morning so I had a big Chile Omelet so I would have enough energy for the task at hand. I got to Walmart to buy a couple of fruit of the loom seven packs of briefs to get me through until March. I felt that familiar gurgle in my lower intestine. It always seems to happen at the worst moment. In the men's room, I went to the stall which had the most toilet paper but I still ran out. I took off my shoes and used my socks to finish the task. To add insult to injury, a superior boweled person came in and sat in the next stall. He plopped out a turd or two and was on his way in less than five minutes. After an hour on the public John I knew I couldn't finish my errands. I paid for my underwear. I Drove through taco bell drive-through and got some lunch. I'm going to nap and then make a big pot of lamb curry for dinner.

Why has God forsaken my bowels?

brown underwear Wrote:
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> I had to run errands this morning so I had a big
> Chile Omelet so I would have enough energy for the
> task at hand. I got to Walmart to buy a couple of
> fruit of the loom seven packs of briefs to get me
> through until March. I felt that familiar gurgle
> in my lower intestine. It always seems to happen
> at the worst moment. In the men's room, I went to
> the stall which had the most toilet paper but I
> still ran out. I took off my shoes and used my
> socks to finish the task. To add insult to injury,
> a superior boweled person came in and sat in the
> next stall. He plopped out a turd or two and was
> on his way in less than five minutes. After an
> hour on the public John I knew I couldn't finish
> my errands. I paid for my underwear. I Drove
> through taco bell drive-through and got some
> lunch. I'm going to nap and then make a big pot of
> lamb curry for dinner.
>
> Why has God forsaken my bowels?


your story telling sucks.

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Does anyone else insist on white underwear to monitor the color of the stains?

Good stuff
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Shittin bricks for a week Wrote:
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> Good stuff


It is. I use that to do a complete cleanse four times a year. I fast for the last two days. A peace quietly comes over me when sitting on the toilet knowing that all I have no shit in my system.

My goodness colon cleansers or cartoons of penises penetrating bowels. Truly awful as your colon won’t like any of this.

The cleanses are mostly bullshit. Save some money and eat Psyllium and a lot of water for a couple days along with clear liquid, broth if you feel some compulsion to 'cleanse.' The biggest benefit of fasting or a very low calorie diet for a short period is it helps reset your processed food/sugar issues. After a short fast avoid a lot of carbs and focus on raw veggies and proteins.

You shit-for-brain complainers here simply eat too much and too much processed junk.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Citrucel? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone using Citrucel fiber supplement toward
> > noticeable benefit? Thinking of giving it a
> try.
>
> Castor oil might lube the tubes slightly, Citrucel
> is another quackery unfortunately. Will write more
> later as midwives are stitching the fish or
> what’s left of it. They won’t let me look in
> the rectal mirror but I know it’s bad.


Have you thought of using your smart phone to make videos? I have been doing that daily for over a year. It makes a visual record and I can monitor the conditions of my hemorrhoids.

On Thursday, Facebook carried out a mass purge of left-wing political pages as part of an ongoing conspiracy by the state and the technology monopolies to censor the internet.

Over 800 pages and accounts, with a combined following in the tens of millions, were summarily removed. The banned pages include highly popular postings by groups opposing and publicizing incidents of police violence such as Police the Police, Cop Block and Filming Cops, as well as prominent left-wing news pages such as Anti-Media, Reverb Press, Counter Current News and Resistance.

The removal of these pages is an unconstitutional assault on freedom of speech and expression. Facebook, acting in coordination with the US government, is violating the most fundamental rights of the American population.

Facebook’s claim that the pages are being removed for “inauthentic behavior” is a transparent fraud. It is a pretext for political censorship. No less shocking than the brazen actions of Facebook is the response of all of the mainstream political news outlets, which have parroted the company’s absurd lies, citing “experts” who label constitutionally protected speech as “spam.”

Facebook’s actions are the latest and to date the most aggressive moves in a systematic campaign aimed at delegitimizing political opposition in preparation for the forcible suppression of oppositional groups and news outlets.

Immediately following the 2016 US elections, in which public hostility to Hillary Clinton, the favored candidate of the US military/intelligence apparatus, was increased by WikiLeaks’ exposure of Clinton’s corrupt ties to Wall Street, the US media launched a campaign to smear oppositional viewpoints as Russian-inspired “fake news.” The New York Times and the Washington Post, political figures including Democratic Congressman Adam Schiff and Democratic Senator Mark Warner, and the US intelligence apparatus fabricated a narrative of “Russian meddling” in order to pressure the technology monopolies to shut down and censor political opposition.

The leading role in this campaign was played by Google, which announced in April 2017 that it would promote “authoritative” news sources over “alternative” viewpoints by manipulating search results.

In August of 2017, the World Socialist Web Site reported that search traffic to 13 left-wing, socialist and anti-war sites plunged after Google implemented these changes to its search algorithm. A leading target was the World Socialist Web Site itself, which saw its Google search traffic fall by 75 percent following the announcement. In response, the World Socialist Web Site published an open letter to Google demanding that it “renounce the censorship of all… left-wing, socialist, anti-war and progressive websites.”

Over the ensuing months, Facebook and Twitter joined Google in announcing major censorship initiatives. In January, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that his company would promote “trusted” news sites, such as the New York Times and Washington Post, at the expense of “alternative” political viewpoints. In the same speech, Zuckerberg announced that Facebook would hire some 20,000 people, many with backgrounds as cops, prosecutors or intelligence agents, to police and censor what its users do and say online.

The censorship drive intensified after a hearing in Washington last month, in which Senator Warner claimed that the overwhelming majority of “far left” political content was “generated by either foreign actors or automated accounts.” Facebook Chief Operating Officer Sheryl Sandberg declared her intention to replace “bad speech” with “alternative facts.”

There is no longer a question as to whether US technology companies are consciously engaged in political censorship. Their half-hearted denials have been exposed as lies by an internal Google research document published last week. The documents states that the technology monopolies have moved away from “free speech and towards censorship,” rejecting the “American tradition that prioritizes free speech for democracy.”

The censorship drive will not stop with the removal of Facebook accounts. PropOrNot, a shadowy organization whose 2016 blacklist, published by Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos’ Washington Post, helped launch the censorship campaign, hailed Facebook’s purge of accounts. In so doing, it made clear that this was only the beginning.

PropOrNot pointed out that all of the organizations targeted by Facebook still “have websites,” and added, “but one thing at a time.” In other words, after removing targeted publications from search results and shutting down their social media accounts, the next step will be the forcible suppression of the websites themselves.

The forces leading the censorship campaign have been remarkably open about their motivations and aims. The Atlantic Council think tank, one of Facebook’s official “partners,” spelled out the aims of the government’s effort to censor the internet in a document published last month summarizing the proceedings of a US Special Forces conference on “sovereignty.”

The document argues that the growth of political opposition in the United States presents an existential threat to the state. This crisis, it warns, can be resolved only by removing the “virus” of political opposition. The most effective way to do this, it explains, is to recruit US technology corporations to play a “central role” in carrying out censorship on behalf of the state.

The censorship of the internet is a concentrated expression of the breakdown of bourgeois democratic forms of rule. In the United States, the Trump administration is a government of extreme reaction, with authoritarian and fascistic tendencies. However, Trump’s critics within the ruling class, led by the Democrats, are no less hostile to democratic forms of rule. In alliance with the military and intelligence apparatus, the Democrats have taken the leading role in attacking democratic rights, from free speech and expression in the fraudulent campaign against “fake news” to due process and the presumption of innocence in the #MeToo witch hunt.

All factions of the ruling class are terrified of the growth of opposition in the working class and the mounting interest in socialism. There is an increasing divergence between the demands of the working population for improvements in wages and working conditions and the policies of the ruling elite, which is accelerating the upward redistribution of wealth and carrying out a new military build-up.

Facing an upsurge in the class struggle, including the rejection of a concessions contract by hundreds of thousands of UPS workers and a strike by hotel workers in a number of cities across the country, the ruling elite is accelerating its plans for censorship and, ultimately, dictatorship.

The growth of the class struggle provides the social basis for the fight against political censorship. Workers must take up the struggle to defend freedom of expression as an inseparable component of the defense of their social and democratic rights and the struggle for socialism.
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^worse than shit giffs

kljkkhhv Wrote:
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> ^worse than shit giffs

You’re probably not wrong. These guys all say they are trying to remove and are totally against “Capitalism”, but they sell all their merch and products through capitalist means and ironically end up being entrepreneurial ‘capitalists’ themselves, playing into the ‘Marketplace of Ideas’ without realizing it (or at least acknowledging it, those hypocritical bastards). Their books are even as expensive as shit and they bloat up the prices for them way up, compared with what it cost to make them.

And in case anyone was wondering, that guy standing right their is the real Nick “Barrickman” Vrooman himself, the one who writes all that ‘flowerly’ language online. What a hypocritical piece of horseshit.

dump in your mouth Wrote:
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> The cleanses are mostly bullshit. Save some money
> and eat Psyllium and a lot of water for a couple
> days along with clear liquid, broth if you feel
> some compulsion to 'cleanse.' The biggest benefit
> of fasting or a very low calorie diet for a short
> period is it helps reset your processed food/sugar
> issues. After a short fast avoid a lot of carbs
> and focus on raw veggies and proteins.
>
> You shit-for-brain complainers here simply eat too
> much and too much processed junk.


I like the pro free speech table. In fact if some church or community event, would allow it I’d like to operate a table about learning about your colon. A colon with forty feet of tubing, a Bristol stool guide, and literature about IBS would be wonderful.

I’m tired of rants like this. “ you shit for brains complainers eat too much or processed food.”

Prejudiced. Arrogance on display are what these statements are. Do you remember the “you’re either with us or against us speech?” Speaking in absolutes is a sign of superior bowels and a closed mind. Our bowels let us down, and you won’t even allow us to pen down our experiences without basically making us into modern day leper’s. Please consider kindness. And also please feel free to share about your excellent superior holier than thou bowels.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> dump in your mouth Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The cleanses are mostly bullshit. Save some
> money
> > and eat Psyllium and a lot of water for a
> couple
> > days along with clear liquid, broth if you feel
> > some compulsion to 'cleanse.' The biggest
> benefit
> > of fasting or a very low calorie diet for a
> short
> > period is it helps reset your processed
> food/sugar
> > issues. After a short fast avoid a lot of
> carbs
> > and focus on raw veggies and proteins.
> >
> > You shit-for-brain complainers here simply eat
> too
> > much and too much processed junk.
>
>
> I like the pro free speech table. In fact if some
> church or community event, would allow it I’d
> like to operate a table about learning about your
> colon. A colon with forty feet of tubing, a
> Bristol stool guide, and literature about IBS
> would be wonderful.
>
> I’m tired of rants like this. “ you shit for
> brains complainers eat too much or processed
> food.”
>
> Prejudiced. Arrogance on display are what these
> statements are. Do you remember the “you’re
> either with us or against us speech?” Speaking
> in absolutes is a sign of superior bowels and a
> closed mind. Our bowels let us down, and you
> won’t even allow us to pen down our experiences
> without basically making us into modern day
> leper’s. Please consider kindness. And also
> please feel free to share about your excellent
> superior holier than thou bowels.


Kindness, ok - pretending you have 'midwives' to deliver your bowel movements and to suture your rectum ('starfish') after is a sign you need help. Its not funny and certainly not normal.

Eat a salad, exercise at threshold or higher 5 hrs per week minimum and maintain a diet less than 2000 kcal per day consisting of mostly protein and veggies. Do not eat processed foods. Your shit will come out like its supposed to and you wont be pre-diabetic/diabetic any more. I hope the shit fairy pays you a visit and slaps some sense into you before you have another fatal heart attack

Why are so many superior boweled individuals so bowel-phobic? I was invited over to my ex-wife's house for Christmas dinner. I was explaining to her stepdaughters the dangers of certain combinations of foods on the colon and I was flat out told that it was not an appropriate conversation for the dinner table, Then it happened. I got to the bathroom before it was too late. Is it my fault that the bathroom was built so close to the dining room? At least they got to hear first hand the agony the bowels can inflict on a body. Fortunately, I brought a fresh pair of underwear. You would think they would have emptied the trash in the bathroom when guests were coming over. I shoved my shitty white briefs down past the spent Kleenex so it wouldn't be the first thing people see when they walk in. I should suggest they switch from Glade to Frebree for use by the toilet.

Dad is on the couch, saying his asshole hurts. The obese neighbor is sitting on the other couch, smoking a cigarette smiling, and using my Nintendo Switch. Dad also has lipstick on his lips which is odd. Mom cries in the bedroom, and after grandma delivers the jenkum, she’s going to make me a healthy lunch. The house is never boring.

^spring character does not swear fuck face. You suck at story telling.

Chile cheeze Wrote:
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> Why are so many superior boweled individuals so
> bowel-phobic? I was invited over to my ex-wife's
> house for Christmas dinner. I was explaining to
> her stepdaughters the dangers of certain
> combinations of foods on the colon and I was flat
> out told that it was not an appropriate
> conversation for the dinner table, Then it
> happened. I got to the bathroom before it was too
> late. Is it my fault that the bathroom was built
> so close to the dining room? At least they got to
> hear first hand the agony the bowels can inflict
> on a body. Fortunately, I brought a fresh pair of
> underwear. You would think they would have emptied
> the trash in the bathroom when guests were coming
> over. I shoved my shitty white briefs down past
> the spent Kleenex so it wouldn't be the first
> thing people see when they walk in. I should
> suggest they switch from Glade to Frebree for use
> by the toilet.


Poopourri helps. But yes you’re right these people who claim to be family, friends, or community members. As soon as you bring up your bowels, whether it be at lunch or while at the symphony, nothing but pariah like disdain for you. I remember one time that well before my current age, I was in the stall at church. Then I only had a couple midwives, and I know the screaming, tile tearing, and stink of my remnants were bad. Yet for the minister to yell jesus fucking Christ and treat me like a leper after that proves this.

It’s the worst. You’re not alone and plumbers and their unions love us but still treat us as second class citizens.

I would argue the Jews of Germany were treated better than us.

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Fluffy, floating stool for years until earlier this week. Small orange sinkers since Monday and worried. My bowels aren’t good.

Does portly guy Meat Skelton have healthy bowels?

Sum ting wong Wrote:
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> Fluffy, floating stool for years until earlier
> this week. Small orange sinkers since Monday and
> worried. My bowels aren’t good.


If you’re eating Asian shit most likely it’s from cat. Not bowel friendly.

On my way home from work Im going to stop at KFC and get a couple chicken pot pies and a 3 piece meal. I can push my bowels to new limits now that the weekend is here!

boiled onion Wrote:
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> On my way home from work Im going to stop at KFC
> and get a couple chicken pot pies and a 3 piece
> meal. I can push my bowels to new limits now that
> the weekend is here!

You must have bowels like Pope Benedict. Do you take baths in holy water?

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Wow compared to Elvis a 40 pound colon for sure

Hi Mr Brown! Hope you get to enjoy some relief from your bowel troubles this weekend.
The weather is warm down here. I am going to fire up my little Weber kettle and char grill some tofu, mushrooms, onions and peppers to stuff some whole wheat pita pockets. My Grandma and I love these things and they are easily digested. We also love to eat at a place called Local Vibe, I think it is one of the most bowel friendly places I have ever been to. Not everything on the menu is healthy but they have some very healthy offerings.
https://localvibecafe.com/

I just got back from Costco. I got a really good deal on a huge bag of beef and bean frozen burritos extra spicy. I also got a 3 pound bag of Spanish rice and three cases of Budweiser. Look out bowels! Here it comes!

boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just got back from Costco. I got a really good
> deal on a huge bag of beef and bean frozen
> burritos extra spicy. I also got a 3 pound bag of
> Spanish rice and three cases of Budweiser. Look
> out bowels! Here it comes!


I go for the "Las Campanas" Chimichangas myself. They should really be called "Las Compost" for the havoc they wreak on my bowels. That is the price one has to pay for being a "Foodie". Budweiser is great too. I find the fabled "Buttwiper" effects it has on my lower intestine actually combines with the juices from the steak and cheese chimis and gives such a pleasurable movement when that time comes around.

spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi Mr Brown! Hope you get to enjoy some relief
> from your bowel troubles this weekend.
> The weather is warm down here. I am going to fire
> up my little Weber kettle and char grill some
> tofu, mushrooms, onions and peppers to stuff some
> whole wheat pita pockets. My Grandma and I love
> these things and they are easily digested. We also
> love to eat at a place called Local Vibe, I think
> it is one of the most bowel friendly places I have
> ever been to. Not everything on the menu is
> healthy but they have some very healthy
> offerings.
> https://localvibecafe.com/


Glad to hear you are enjoying some spring like weather in January! It is refreshing and will have to look that up on the World Wide Web. That sounds like a nice meal for you and grandma, and I hope both of your bowels process these foods decently. Bowel friendly establishments are super, although do you know if they list items with the Bristol stool guide?

Glad the game is at 4. What I ate I’m not sure, but I’m in considerable pain.

Grandma is making another jenkum run. I don’t like grandma doing this, but the obese neighbor gave her a gang colors handkerchief and a couple firearms. At least she’s safe. Dad has a pillow on his belly under his shirt. Why he is pretending to be pregnant while the obese neighbor builds a crib, it’s a odd day to be here. The obese neighbor is also firing up the grill, has lots of beers in the fridge, and put a glory hole sign over the basement door.

Got three pizzas, Cheese sticks, sodas, and buffalo wings. Take that bowels.

It’s good when the weekend. Away from work and can sit in my car going through drive thrus. No one has to know about my problems but me.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Grandma is making another jenkum run. I don’t
> like grandma doing this, but the obese neighbor
> gave her a gang colors handkerchief and a couple
> firearms. At least she’s safe. Dad has a pillow
> on his belly under his shirt. Why he is pretending
> to be pregnant while the obese neighbor builds a
> crib, it’s a odd day to be here. The obese
> neighbor is also firing up the grill, has lots of
> beers in the fridge, and put a glory hole sign
> over the basement door.

spring so good to hear from you, remember sharing your woes is a healthy reaction to the chaos you are experiencing at home. Sounds like your sweet grandma has coped by becoming a Hard Pipe Hittin' Nigga - steer clear of her. Remember these things happen...

First time heard of bowels. Looked it up online. Leaned a new word.

Gonna drop a big ole log here in a while. Don’t be jealous.

I am at my sister and brother-in-law's for dinner. They knew I was coming so they hung a brand new roll of Cottonelle in the downstairs bathroom.
! Good Stuff!!! It, however, appears that the sitz bath I gave them as a loving Christmas present isn't in this bathroom. This isn't the first time I have had to use a bathroom sink for proper cleaning. I just have to remember to get all skidmarks off the scented guest soap. My sister threw out the rest of the bar last time.

2 Egg McMuffins and 2 hash browns with a large black coffee. Delicious and will hopefully pass easily this evening.

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> 2 Egg McMuffins and 2 hash browns with a large
> black coffee. Delicious and will hopefully pass
> easily this evening.

Oh that’s going to hurt

The obese neighbor is drunk staggering around, while dad is out front throwing up and bent over a chair. I worry about their behavior. Why are dad’s underwear on his ankles? Why does grandma have to deal jenkum for them? Also these two eat like crap, fart non stop, and this interferes with my time on the Nintendo.

I just got home from Golden Corral in Manassas .

I had grits sausage eggs and a big plate of home fries smothered in sausage gravy plus a toasted bagel with cream cheese. I made it home to the bathroom just in time. My bowels did me proud.

Urban Dictionary: Brown Onion

The least attractive female of a group of females

Got three whoppers with cheese, three French fries, and three shakes. Take that bowels.

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> Got three whoppers with cheese, three French
> fries, and three shakes. Take that bowels.


That sounds good. I decided to stay home and cook my afternoon snack. I made instant ramen that I doused with Sriracha sauce, I added a can of spam and a Kraft American single. I had a couple of Mike's Hard Lemonades. I'm opening a third one to take into the bathroom. I think I'll be in there for quite a spell. At least it will give time to ruminate on what to have for dinner.

A glorious day outside, and even eating healthy, I think Lamar Jackson crying, could well pass through my starfish. What’s left of it at least. I feel sorry for what my colon and starfish go through as it’s tremendously painful. While most are watching overpriced minorities play football, the plight of older Americans is what we had for lunch and payment. I think I have three midwives enroute, as I hope they have their breathing exercises up to date as this one could be the birthing of something awful.

If young be thankful you’ve not been betrayed.

I like peanut butter. I make peanut butter sandwiches extra thick. Peanut butter sandwiches will keep you regular.

Cancer, heart attacks, strokes. Fine. This? Still?

Mr. Peanut Wrote:
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> I like peanut butter. I make peanut butter
> sandwiches extra thick. Peanut butter sandwiches
> will keep you regular.


I love peanut butter myself. My weakness is crunchy. However, the peanut bits make my rectum look and feel like bloody ground beef. Sometimes I wonder if I should give it up forever.

Try smooth peanut butter and add canned corn. The salty nut butter and sweet corn compliment each other. The corn is kind to the bowels and won’t agitate the rectum.

Jimmy Krak Wrote:
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> Try smooth peanut butter and add canned corn. The
> salty nut butter and sweet corn compliment each
> other. The corn is kind to the bowels and won’t
> agitate the rectum.


Thank you. It is tough to be a gourmand with the small-minded insensitive superior boweled people who frequent this forum.

Jimmy Krak Wrote:
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> Try smooth peanut butter and add canned corn. The
> salty nut butter and sweet corn compliment each
> other. The corn is kind to the bowels and won’t
> agitate the rectum.


Corn supposedly except the protein inside the kernel is digested. The rest is well the results speak.

And remember kids:
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Im watching tv and every time I fold my arms and rest them on my stomach I feel a twinge of dull pain in my ascending colon. Im worried about what might be in store for my rectum.

Too Much Advil Onion Wrote:
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> Im watching tv and every time I fold my arms and
> rest them on my stomach I feel a twinge of dull
> pain in my ascending colon. Im worried about what
> might be in store for my rectum.


Is your fish clear of the dark turbulence? Working on a small SUV here.

I am getting ready to order a big kahuna steak and cheese sub from Jersey Mikes. I wonder if one will be enough? Maybe I better play it safe and order a regular steak and cheese as well. My bowels are up for it I think.

Can’t sleep my stomach is mush.

The freaks come out at night!

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Can’t sleep my stomach is mush.

I made a big batch of my famous "both ends burning" chili yesterday. It contains not just ghost peppers but Carolina Reapers! I keep flushable wipes at my desk at work for this sort of thing. I entered the men's room at about 11. Within, 20 minutes or so, those flushable wipes overflowed the toilet I was using even though I was doing lots of curtesy flushes. Naturally, I got up and used the next toilet over to finish my important task. My horrid co-workers claimed I had ruined the lunch hour since the stink of poop water permeated the entire floor. Is it my fault my office building has plumbing built in the 1980s? I should visit the HR department to see if there is something that can be done with my bowel-phobic coworkers to get them some compassion.

obese neighbor

I had Panda Express for lunch. It was a tasty combo of Bejing Beef and Kung Pao chicken. I had 6 springs with hot mustard. Now I am looking for some reading material to take into my office's men's room. Hopefully, God doesn't have too much unpleasantness in store for me. Aren't I doing enough?

Chile cheeze Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can’t sleep my stomach is mush.
>
> I made a big batch of my famous "both ends
> burning" chili yesterday. It contains not just
> ghost peppers but Carolina Reapers! I keep
> flushable wipes at my desk at work for this sort
> of thing. I entered the men's room at about 11.
> Within, 20 minutes or so, those flushable wipes
> overflowed the toilet I was using even though I
> was doing lots of curtesy flushes. Naturally, I
> got up and used the next toilet over to finish my
> important task. My horrid co-workers claimed I
> had ruined the lunch hour since the stink of poop
> water permeated the entire floor. Is it my fault
> my office building has plumbing built in the
> 1980s? I should visit the HR department to see if
> there is something that can be done with my
> bowel-phobic coworkers to get them some
> compassion.


The expression “shit happens” is true. You took all the precautions, although admittedly not sure if that would be a bowel friendly food. Yet I think if you bring up the Americans with Disabilities Act, that should resolve the issue. Your workplace will have to make reasonable accommodations. Maybe you could write a letter to your immediate supervisor, try not to call them a worthless asshole for once, and see if this gets you new plumbing work to the corporate groan throne or maybe various scents all can agree to.

Fuck off, DAJAX

I don’t like the obese neighbor walking naked around the house farting and drinking beer. His penis is bloody too which is strange. Dad sleeps on his stomach moaning in pain describing his shit being pushed in. Mom drinks and cries but grandma is buying me a new game for my Nintendo.

Anyone want to trade recon pics of guys taking massive shits in public restrooms? I have tons, pm me.

Don’t spill the jenkem containers.

5am guy says hi!

Hello!

It seems the superior bowels folks have a lot of free time. As we sweat, cringe, and cry on groan thrones expelling cinder blocks, they use their time to mock us. Yet in the end their bowels shall betray them, and then they will understand our plight. I would like to think the midwives as last night, with dilation medicine were able to make my end of tubing and starfish bigger to end the pain. It was a daring move on their part, and the fish on ice is surprisingly recovering. The grout guy and horrible Central American plumber will be over later. Gotta scrounge up a couple dollars for these after the fact assholes.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It seems the superior bowels folks have a lot of
> free time. As we sweat, cringe, and cry on groan
> thrones expelling cinder blocks, they use their
> time to mock us. Yet in the end their bowels shall
> betray them, and then they will understand our
> plight. I would like to think the midwives as last
> night, with dilation medicine were able to make my
> end of tubing and starfish bigger to end the pain.
> It was a daring move on their part, and the fish
> on ice is surprisingly recovering. The grout guy
> and horrible Central American plumber will be over
> later. Gotta scrounge up a couple dollars for
> these after the fact assholes.

You’re right brown. The people I work for or with have no idea. You describe the ordeal well.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> It seems the superior bowels folks have a lot of
> free time. As we sweat, cringe, and cry on groan
> thrones expelling cinder blocks, they use their
> time to mock us. Yet in the end their bowels shall
> betray them, and then they will understand our
> plight. I would like to think the midwives as last
> night, with dilation medicine were able to make my
> end of tubing and starfish bigger to end the pain.
> It was a daring move on their part, and the fish
> on ice is surprisingly recovering. The grout guy
> and horrible Central American plumber will be over
> later. Gotta scrounge up a couple dollars for
> these after the fact assholes.

tubing and starfish
tubing and starfishtubing and starfish

Having a bad day. 2 slices of Harris Teeter cheese pizza & red delicious apple last evening for dinner haven't passed. It's usually a given for quick next day exit. Waiting for relief from this logjam and holding off on administering our
silver bullet equivalent of EpiPen relief, the Fleet Enema. I got this BiBs.

Never mind. Just finished an interesting drop covering much of the Bristol Scale. Feeling better, clean flush at the office and no embarrassment with coworkers. Taking it easy tonight with chicken broth and dry toast. Whew!... glad to have that behind and big shout to the onions for continued advice.

This page is weerd and not getting it. Whats the point of it. Talking about pooping? C'mon, seriously?!

Wha? Wrote:
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> This page is weerd and not getting it. Whats the
> point of it. Talking about pooping? C'mon,
> seriously?!

For us with IBS and other health problems, this is an outlet for us. It’s not about pooping it’s about the discomfort and shame we feel. There’s one jerk who puts up poop photos, but he’s not one of us.

just paid 1k to get my cat an ultrasound of his bowels. Poor guy not eating much and throwing up. Dr. says either ISB or slow growing bowel cancer. Cat is a good boy but at nearly 14 his bowels are now betraying us all.

Cat Bib Wrote:
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> just paid 1k to get my cat an ultrasound of his
> bowels. Poor guy not eating much and throwing up.
> Dr. says either ISB or slow growing bowel cancer.
> Cat is a good boy but at nearly 14 his bowels are
> now betraying us all.

That’s very nice of you. My hope is your cat is cancer free and that pets are treated better than human beings. A vet has got to be far kinder than a GI.

Why is this mental illness thread mislabeled and posted in an Off-Topic forum?

John V Wrote:
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> Why is this mental illness thread mislabeled and
> posted in an Off-Topic forum?


What mental illness? You’re prejudiced so what’s your problem village idiot? Mom didn’t hug you enough?

This is a prime example of superior bowel people and their entitlement.

Now let’s get back to regular programming. After watching his news conference yesterday the governor of Virginia’s bowels are squeamish.

I want to thank you Mr Brown Onion, I decided to follow your advice on cutting down on how frequently I eat at Tippys Taco, I haven’t eaten at Tippys now in 7 days , and my bowels have significantly improved. I still occasionally have runny diarrhea like bowel movements but I always make it home now, I don’t have to stop and shit on the curb anymore.

Pancho Villa Wrote:
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> I want to thank you Mr Brown Onion, I decided to
> follow your advice on cutting down on how
> frequently I eat at Tippys Taco, I haven’t eaten
> at Tippys now in 7 days , and my bowels have
> significantly improved. I still occasionally have
> runny diarrhea like bowel movements but I always
> make it home now, I don’t have to stop and shit
> on the curb anymore.


You’re welcome. That iguana eating garbage rips your colon up. Just bad shit, pun intended. Glad to hear your bowels are still attached as those must have been painful.

Dad and the obese neighbor are naked at the kitchen table. The obese neighbor is making dad eat a chocolate muffin with white glaze on it as dad has lipstick on. These two are really strange. I believe dad is going to put on a small apron and fire up the grill. The obese neighbor is very demanding.

Brown Onion is the bottom.
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Please, no more awful photos and memes here. Let’s continue to assist each other BiBs.

I have a new laptop and forgot to block images on this thread. It is important to keep the image block on.
I get off work soon and am tying to decide what to pick up for dinner on the way home. I am thinking about Little Ceasers. Maybe a couple 6 dollar pizzas would be worth a try.

Whoever runs this. Brown Onion? Can you remove this sick porn?

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Whoever runs this. Brown Onion? Can you remove
> this sick porn?


Brown Onion makes 90% of the posts here with various sock puppets especially and including the fetish pictures. Very unfortunate.

BO Sockpuppet Theater Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Whoever runs this. Brown Onion? Can you remove
> > this sick porn?
>
>
> Brown Onion makes 90% of the posts here with
> various sock puppets especially and including the
> fetish pictures. Very unfortunate.


It is a well-known fact that Brown Onion is a 32-year-man with perfect bowels who just using bowel stories to fap off too.

What is a sock puppet? You please need to leave us alone. I know BO. He wishes he was 32.

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Whoever runs this. Brown Onion? Can you remove
> this sick porn?

From what I understand a gentleman named Cary runs this World Wide Web Internet sure. Mr Underwear I agree we have a sick dog among us but let’s support each other. I will call you later as Matilda and I will be going to First Watch to have one of their excellent breakfasts and obviously we hope to get a person of European descent serving us our food to decrease the stress and headaches.

Today is going to at least be decent breakfast wise, but this mornings castor oil to get things moving. I wonder if there’s flavored castor oil because anything to get rid of it’s nasty taste would be very good.

Informational videos on IBS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Y2oiUhS68

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-JEXuxuep8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aIUb-RtoeA

Those videos bored me. Not so good. Do you have any better ones?

Chef salad with ranch dressing from Paisano’s tonight. Tasty and healthier than past meals this week! My bowels got this heading into a football weekend that’s gonna include a plate or two of wings. Let’s be kind out there BiBs.

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> What is a sock puppet? You please need to leave us
> alone. I know BO. He wishes he was 32.


Neither of you know the real Brown ONion.


Here is part of his wedding video.
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Jacob Jacobsen Wrote:
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> Those videos bored me. Not so good. Do you have
> any better ones?


Sorry about that try this one


............................................................better?

Must be a great life, bumping a shit thread all day while pretending to be 12 different people.

I have 2 posts today.

To the person putting dirty movies on this segment, feel free to do elsewhere please. Yet all I ask and what our family and friends is, is to discuss our vowel problems, solutions, and how to make the best out of shitty situations. Tonight I have what feels like a odd shaped heavy bowling ball ready to roll out, so please with all respect let’s keep this section IBS related. Thank you.

Staying home this morning and having Stoffers creamed chipped beef over two english muffins with Ore-Ida potatos O'brian orange juice and coffee. My bowels deserve a break.

I am making a 5 egg 5-cheese Bacon and Sausage omelet with home fries for breakfast. Hope my bowels are ready.

Cracked Onion Wrote:
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> I am making a 5 egg 5-cheese Bacon and Sausage
> omelet with home fries for breakfast. Hope my
> bowels are ready.

That sounds good. Maybe I will try that tomorrow I might add on a couple well toasted English muffins slathered in melted butter. Meals like this will keep the bowels in fine working order!

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Staying home this morning and having Stoffers
> creamed chipped beef over two english muffins with
> Ore-Ida potatos O'brian orange juice and coffee.
> My bowels deserve a break.


Where are your bowels going on vacation? Yemen? I wish you the best but my colon almost falls out thinking of this.

Odd night last night. The obese neighbor was naked on top of my dad. Dad had a pair of socks in his mouth. He sounded in pain as they were on the bed. This morning dad is walking bow legged and the obese neighbor is dancing around the house in his boxer shorts. I can’t wait for classes to start as they are really strange.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Staying home this morning and having Stoffers
> > creamed chipped beef over two english muffins
> with
> > Ore-Ida potatos O'brian orange juice and
> coffee.
> > My bowels deserve a break.
>
>
> Where are your bowels going on vacation? Yemen? I
> wish you the best but my colon almost falls out
> thinking of this.

My bowels are holding up well so far. Lunch is right around the corner and I am thinking about driving to Manassas for a visit to Sonic. Those footlong chili cheese dogs are so good I can have one of those with a double order of onion rings and one of those super thick milkshakes.

Bringing my cat in for steroid injection for Inflammatory Bowel Disease today. This after 2k dollars in tests and sonogram. His bowels are doing some damage to his colon and my bank account. Hope this helps my good furry friend, beyond the steroids and possibly other medications we intend to let nature take its course. No surgeries or other invasive tests - sometimes you have to raise the white flag in the face of a superior bowel opponent.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > boiled onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Staying home this morning and having Stoffers
> > > creamed chipped beef over two english muffins
> > with
> > > Ore-Ida potatos O'brian orange juice and
> > coffee.
> > > My bowels deserve a break.
> >
> >
> > Where are your bowels going on vacation? Yemen?
> I
> > wish you the best but my colon almost falls out
> > thinking of this.
>
> My bowels are holding up well so far. Lunch is
> right around the corner and I am thinking about
> driving to Manassas for a visit to Sonic. Those
> footlong chili cheese dogs are so good I can have
> one of those with a double order of onion rings
> and one of those super thick milkshakes.

They are your set of bowels but these food descriptions make my colon scream like that scene from Star Wars when Alderaan was blown up. Apparently you’ve got the Luke Skywalker set of bowels, I’ve got Obi Wan Kenobi.

Feline IBS Onion Wrote:
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> Bringing my cat in for steroid injection for
> Inflammatory Bowel Disease today. This after 2k
> dollars in tests and sonogram. His bowels are
> doing some damage to his colon and my bank
> account. Hope this helps my good furry friend,
> beyond the steroids and possibly other medications
> we intend to let nature take its course. No
> surgeries or other invasive tests - sometimes you
> have to raise the white flag in the face of a
> superior bowel opponent.


You’re very kind to your cat and his bowels. More often that not humans aren’t so good as our four legged family members, but you’re doing the right thing. Whether not spending any more money, shaving the cats ass, or allowing a veterinarian to jab their fingers in his starfish, you’ve done your best and I applaud you!

Squatty Potty.

Making a Mexican 7 layer dip along with Tostitos Scoops for NFL conference games this afternoon. My bowels are going to be stressed tomorrow... hoofa!

I am going out to Manassas today to Golden Corral, eat at the buffet for three hours and see if I can tear my bowels apart.

Billy Bunghole Wrote:
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> I am going out to Manassas today to Golden Corral,
> eat at the buffet for three hours and see if I can
> tear my bowels apart.

I did that last weekend. If you get there about 10:30 you can pay for the breakfast and they start putting lunch foods out at 11:00. This saves you a buck and a half. I got the omelette chef to fill a omelette with chili, rice and cheese. It was good.

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Billy Bunghole Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am going out to Manassas today to Golden
> Corral,
> > eat at the buffet for three hours and see if I
> can
> > tear my bowels apart.
>
> I did that last weekend. If you get there about
> 10:30 you can pay for the breakfast and they start
> putting lunch foods out at 11:00. This saves you a
> buck and a half. I got the omelette chef to fill a
> omelette with chili, rice and cheese. It was
> good.

How were your bowels afterwards?

Afghan kabob, chicken, lamb, chickpeas and rice. Delicious and bowel friendly. Terrorist proprietors very polite.

Obese neighbor zip-tied out back to dad's '94 Ford Ranger in only his socks and some kind of bright pink Easter bonnet. Grandma has a yellow outdoor extension cord and is screaming about jenkem and getting 'ripped off.' The Obese neighbor is so frightened he lost control of his bowels.

I return to school tomorrow but am enjoying a raw cabbage and aloe smoothie.

Billy Bunghole Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Billy Bunghole Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I am going out to Manassas today to Golden
> > Corral,
> > > eat at the buffet for three hours and see if
> I
> > can
> > > tear my bowels apart.
> >
> > I did that last weekend. If you get there about
> > 10:30 you can pay for the breakfast and they
> start
> > putting lunch foods out at 11:00. This saves you
> a
> > buck and a half. I got the omelette chef to fill
> a
> > omelette with chili, rice and cheese. It was
> > good.
>
> How were your bowels afterwards?


They were fine. Dropped a big load at 4am then had a round of diarrhea after breakfast around 7:30. I am now looking for a good Asian buffet. Will pick up a couple Styrofoam boxes of sesame chicken fried rice and about 5 eggrolls for dinner.

Hey BO... Eat a dick.

Feeling the need to obsessively speak about bowel issues is a sign of mental illness and is thus degenerate behavior. If you continue to post such content, you will be tracked down, arrested and taken to a concentration camp.

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Oh my goodness. The midwives are enroute. Wish me luck as this could be brutal!

Oh I’m so glad to be conscious and alive after that monster. What a leviathan shit that was. The midwives have applied witch hazel and ointments to what’s left of my starfish. The plumber will be over soon. Is it wrong for a grown man to cry? I literally hurt as no one should have to send an aircraft carrier out of a garden hose.

Would it be wrong to eat fried chicken and waffles on mlk day?

boiled onion Wrote:
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> Would it be wrong to eat fried chicken and waffles
> on mlk day?


Not as long as you have watermelon for desert.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Oh I’m so glad to be conscious and alive after
> that monster. What a leviathan shit that was. The
> midwives have applied witch hazel and ointments to
> what’s left of my starfish. The plumber will be
> over soon. Is it wrong for a grown man to cry? I
> literally hurt as no one should have to send an
> aircraft carrier out of a garden hose.


Glad you’re okay after this. The wife and I can bring you food or anything you think would help.

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