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Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 13, 2019 07:58AM

I sit here this morning with grain cereal and a cup of tea, with a sore rear end and feeling humiliated. I can deal with being given a bad set of bowels, but the doctor yesterday was especially awful. Sitting in the waiting room for hours, the office manager only acknowledging me for a copay, otherwise just snide indifference. She made me feel like a third world type, as she yelled my name when it was my turn.

Behind the doors a sadistic nurse took my vitals. She was very forceful, mean. She told me to undress and the doctor would see me when he was ready. Hours later the Harvard educated per the degrees, young man has his thick ring finger with the class ring that’s jagged in my rectum. He roots in and around there like he’s looking for truffles, and while he’s doing this he tells me about his luxury suite at Fed Ex stadium. How much he loves his Redskins and oysters with expensive wines. Literally my starfish hurts, and to be told to “follow the IBS diet” is humiliating. My sister Matilda has to endure this treatment tomorrow, and it’s unfair he fingers our family while he lives the high life.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Do you EAT feces? ()
Date: December 13, 2019 08:06AM

Great write up for freaks to FAP to! Do you get hard making this shit-porn up?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: December 13, 2019 08:35AM

I like all this bowel talk. I think I will eat at Tippys Taco twice today.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 13, 2019 08:47AM

Do you EAT feces? Wrote:
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> Great write up for freaks to FAP to! Do you get
> hard making this shit-porn up?


What the fuck is wrong with you? You and your superior bowels club are so damn judgmental!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 13, 2019 08:48AM

Pancho Villa Wrote:
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> I like all this bowel talk. I think I will eat at
> Tippys Taco twice today.


My goodness I recognize your right to eat where you want, but one of your o rings may explode if you eat there.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: December 13, 2019 09:01AM

I’ve been eating at Tippys Taco everyday for years and have never had to go to a doctor for bowel problems . What does happen however, is that I have to rush home to splatter diarrhea all over my toilet. Sometimes I can’t make it home and have to stop and let loose on the curbside, like Gerry the Paki.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 13, 2019 09:13AM

Pancho Villa Wrote:
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> I’ve been eating at Tippys Taco everyday for
> years and have never had to go to a doctor for
> bowel problems . What does happen however, is that
> I have to rush home to splatter diarrhea all over
> my toilet. Sometimes I can’t make it home and
> have to stop and let loose on the curbside, like
> Gerry the Paki.


Gerry is awful, and you’re right even getting probed by the doctor is better than that clown.

I do hope you have a lot of wet towelettes. And that you might consider every other day as your colon will be grateful no doubt about it.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: sCatTy teh clOwN ()
Date: December 13, 2019 10:24AM


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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 13, 2019 10:47AM

What’s your problem and obsession with feces? You are truly a sick person and I hope you get help for this disorder whatever it may be. Or keep it to yourself.

This is about GI’s and how they treat their patients. If you don’t like it change the channel boot licker.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: kettleball ()
Date: December 13, 2019 10:49AM

^pot meet kettle

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Whole Chicken Frm my ass ()
Date: December 13, 2019 10:52AM


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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Pancho Villa ()
Date: December 13, 2019 11:02AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Pancho Villa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I’ve been eating at Tippys Taco everyday for
> > years and have never had to go to a doctor for
> > bowel problems . What does happen however, is
> that
> > I have to rush home to splatter diarrhea all
> over
> > my toilet. Sometimes I can’t make it home and
> > have to stop and let loose on the curbside,
> like
> > Gerry the Paki.
>
>
> Gerry is awful, and you’re right even getting
> probed by the doctor is better than that clown.
>
> I do hope you have a lot of wet towelettes. And
> that you might consider every other day as your
> colon will be grateful no doubt about it.

Thanks for your advice Mr. Brown Onion. I think I will cut down on eating too much at Tippys Taco. I don’t want to be compared to Gerry the retarded Paki. Who is probably the one posting the shit crap when we are trying to a serious discussion on colon health.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Eesh threads are always so weird ()
Date: December 13, 2019 11:06AM

So weird.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: come on man ()
Date: December 13, 2019 12:03PM

disgusting scat fetishists here. See a qualified doctor if you really have issues. There is no need to talk about starfish whatever the hell that is - code for crap-eating I suppose. Pictures are bad too, can you be arrested for having that on your computer?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 13, 2019 12:16PM

come on man Wrote:
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> disgusting scat fetishists here. See a qualified
> doctor if you really have issues. There is no
> need to talk about starfish whatever the hell that
> is - code for crap-eating I suppose. Pictures are
> bad too, can you be arrested for having that on
> your computer?


The poop pictures are gross, but it’s not a crime to be mentally ill. All this shows is the sickness of one individual, as it’s a free country and freedom of speech is in effect here. I hope he finds a healthier habit, but that’s his choice. Starfish is an appropriate name for rectum, brown eye, rear garage door or any of the forty feet of intestines that are everyone’s bowels.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 13, 2019 12:17PM

Pancho Villa Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Pancho Villa Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I’ve been eating at Tippys Taco everyday
> for
> > > years and have never had to go to a doctor
> for
> > > bowel problems . What does happen however, is
> > that
> > > I have to rush home to splatter diarrhea all
> > over
> > > my toilet. Sometimes I can’t make it home
> and
> > > have to stop and let loose on the curbside,
> > like
> > > Gerry the Paki.
> >
> >
> > Gerry is awful, and you’re right even getting
> > probed by the doctor is better than that clown.
> >
> > I do hope you have a lot of wet towelettes. And
> > that you might consider every other day as your
> > colon will be grateful no doubt about it.
>
> Thanks for your advice Mr. Brown Onion. I think I
> will cut down on eating too much at Tippys Taco. I
> don’t want to be compared to Gerry the retarded
> Paki. Who is probably the one posting the shit
> crap when we are trying to a serious discussion on
> colon health.


I’d rather push out a thirty pound Butterball than hang out with Gerry. He serves no purpose.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Barney Rubble ()
Date: December 13, 2019 12:55PM

I happen to like my GI. And I highly doubt the Bull you’re bringing up. I find it hard to believe a doctor would talk about a sporting event while conducting an intrusive medical exam.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 13, 2019 02:34PM

Barney Rubble Wrote:
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> I happen to like my GI. And I highly doubt the
> Bull you’re bringing up. I find it hard to
> believe a doctor would talk about a sporting event
> while conducting an intrusive medical exam.


Well come visit mine, and hear the amenities in the fancy sections. Unreal this sadistic man with sausage fingers talking about the wine selection.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: come on man ()
Date: December 13, 2019 03:02PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> come on man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > disgusting scat fetishists here. See a
> qualified
> > doctor if you really have issues. There is no
> > need to talk about starfish whatever the hell
> that
> > is - code for crap-eating I suppose. Pictures
> are
> > bad too, can you be arrested for having that on
> > your computer?
>
>
> The poop pictures are gross, but it’s not a
> crime to be mentally ill. All this shows is the
> sickness of one individual, as it’s a free
> country and freedom of speech is in effect here. I
> hope he finds a healthier habit, but that’s his
> choice. Starfish is an appropriate name for
> rectum, brown eye, rear garage door or any of the
> forty feet of intestines that are everyone’s
> bowels.

You call your rectum a 'starfish' - you sound like a child. Please stop posting those pictures.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 13, 2019 03:12PM

come on man Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > come on man Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > disgusting scat fetishists here. See a
> > qualified
> > > doctor if you really have issues. There is
> no
> > > need to talk about starfish whatever the hell
> > that
> > > is - code for crap-eating I suppose.
> Pictures
> > are
> > > bad too, can you be arrested for having that
> on
> > > your computer?
> >
> >
> > The poop pictures are gross, but it’s not a
> > crime to be mentally ill. All this shows is the
> > sickness of one individual, as it’s a free
> > country and freedom of speech is in effect here.
> I
> > hope he finds a healthier habit, but that’s
> his
> > choice. Starfish is an appropriate name for
> > rectum, brown eye, rear garage door or any of
> the
> > forty feet of intestines that are everyone’s
> > bowels.
>
> You call your rectum a 'starfish' - you sound like
> a child. Please stop posting those pictures.


Which would be better for you? Bowels ok? And I’m not the one who’s scarily and eerily obsessed with poop pictures.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: .AARPer. ()
Date: December 13, 2019 03:46PM

Damn that chick in the gif is having one hell of a good shit! Nothing better than a good shit.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: December 13, 2019 04:01PM

Wishing Brown Onion and all the BiBs easy transitions. Another eating holiday coming up and it’s best to prepare.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Gerry/GGP ()
Date: December 13, 2019 05:00PM

Do you guys have any pics of guys shitting on kitchen counters? I have a shit fetish fantasy about Goatfuckerer2 doing that. Please send me some!
Attachments:
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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 14, 2019 06:14AM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> Wishing Brown Onion and all the BiBs easy
> transitions. Another eating holiday coming up and
> it’s best to prepare.


Thank you. From my bowels to yours and other brothers in bowel, in many ways we are like the Virgin Mary giving birth on Christmas. While not a miracle, and often accompanied by screams and ripped out floor and wall tiles, it’s a gift to be clear of the monster until the next time,

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Gut 78 ()
Date: December 14, 2019 09:41AM

Eat normal, sleep normal, exercise normal. It’s simple. Instead of being an idiot educate yourself and solve the problem.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 14, 2019 01:51PM

Gut 78 Wrote:
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> Eat normal, sleep normal, exercise normal. It’s
> simple. Instead of being an idiot educate yourself
> and solve the problem.


Think before you speak, as how are your bowels?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 14, 2019 02:14PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Gut 78 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Eat normal, sleep normal, exercise normal.
> It’s
> > simple. Instead of being an idiot educate
> yourself
> > and solve the problem.
>
>
> Think before you speak, as how are your bowels?


Hi Mr Brown! I hope you are doing well and I wish you a happy holiday season. I am doing good, getting good grades in college and living in my Grandma's basement. I am starting winter break today and going to Virginia beach tomorrow to hang out with a couple new friends I met at school. Thanks for all your kind words and encouragement over the last few years. You are a good man.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 14, 2019 04:07PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gut 78 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Eat normal, sleep normal, exercise normal.
> > It’s
> > > simple. Instead of being an idiot educate
> > yourself
> > > and solve the problem.
> >
> >
> > Think before you speak, as how are your bowels?
>
>
> Hi Mr Brown! I hope you are doing well and I wish
> you a happy holiday season. I am doing good,
> getting good grades in college and living in my
> Grandma's basement. I am starting winter break
> today and going to Virginia beach tomorrow to hang
> out with a couple new friends I met at school.
> Thanks for all your kind words and encouragement
> over the last few years. You are a good man.

Spring Onion! Merry Christmas to you and grandma, your mom and your dad with a smelly derrière. How’s college so far? Are you studying bowels still? I have hope in your hard work and dedication!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: verified Greeen Onion ()
Date: December 14, 2019 05:03PM

.AARPer. Wrote:
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> Damn that chick in the gif is having one hell of a
> good shit! Nothing better than a good shit.


Did you notice the juice coming out of her pussy? Fantastic.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: fine thread ()
Date: December 14, 2019 05:17PM

nautydelicious

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: like to see this OP ()
Date: December 14, 2019 05:18PM

banned! His postings are foul and stink like poop.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 14, 2019 06:35PM

This is about bowels and the awful gastrointestinal doctors we deal with.

Poop fans won’t like this topic, nor do we like poop fans.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Bona Fide Onion ()
Date: December 14, 2019 07:18PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> This is about bowels and the awful
> gastrointestinal doctors we deal with.
>
> Poop fans won’t like this topic, nor do we like
> poop fans.


You call your rectum 'starfish' you pretend to have midwives to give birth to your bowel movements, you name your excrement 'cinder blocks' 'goulash' - you are indeed a 'poop fan' dipshit.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: gtbrgere ()
Date: December 14, 2019 07:21PM


Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead).

GO BACK TO HELL G2


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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 15, 2019 07:37AM

gtbrgere Wrote:
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>


> Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or
> spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several
> lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov
> worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC
> democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with
> useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize
> americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated
> bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker
> ads, tells people to kill themselves and
> government should seize them and put them on psych
> pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC
> democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo
> courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants,
> gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with
> large dicks on white young females, portends white
> low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive
> of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white
> problem, and anything possible to demoralize any
> americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he
> never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2
> is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but
> definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the
> inside at times). The website operator has told
> him "not to post or return" (in an existing post
> by the sysop): not because of a political leaning
> but for continual illegal and gross spam along
> with messages that are only to demoralize if not
> kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as
> well; continually reporting fake and false
> financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to
> deaden the real response to any real one - like a
> devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users
> complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the
> attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to
> inject key words to kill ffu and google search
> results. G2 continually promotes drug use,
> alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince
> members to meet hookers using photos from the
> 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or
> dead).
>
> GO BACK TO HELL G2
>




This thread isn’t intended for worthless pond scum like Gerry. He’s an anti American and I fought for this nation in war and peace. So unless your here to talk about your bowels, or making fun of Gerry reasonably, please feel free to vent elsewhere.

The scents from the kitchens across the fruited plains, will be truly intoxicating soon enough as Christmas approaches. The succulent honey baked ham, with potatoes and squash may taste good, but mixing these foods in large volumes is going nuclear on your colon.

We must remember our bowels. I don’t want to on Christmas Day drop a Hiroshima sized fat boy on the groan throne, and cause midwives to wear oxygen masks as they continue their “push, push, push” mantra. I do appreciate their difficult work, but I don’t want to drop something so large I have to pay the wetback plumber to take care of.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 15, 2019 02:53PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gut 78 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Eat normal, sleep normal, exercise normal.
> > > It’s
> > > > simple. Instead of being an idiot educate
> > > yourself
> > > > and solve the problem.
> > >
> > >
> > > Think before you speak, as how are your
> bowels?
> >
> >
> > Hi Mr Brown! I hope you are doing well and I
> wish
> > you a happy holiday season. I am doing good,
> > getting good grades in college and living in my
> > Grandma's basement. I am starting winter break
> > today and going to Virginia beach tomorrow to
> hang
> > out with a couple new friends I met at school.
> > Thanks for all your kind words and
> encouragement
> > over the last few years. You are a good man.
>
> Spring Onion! Merry Christmas to you and grandma,
> your mom and your dad with a smelly derrière.
> How’s college so far? Are you studying bowels
> still? I have hope in your hard work and
> dedication!


Things are going great Mr Brown. I am going home for Christmas and staying three nights. My Mom promised me that my Dad will be restricted on his usual shenanigans and the heavy drinking and eating will be done across the street at the obese neighbors house for the nights that I am there.
It looks like I will be able to get my two year degree from Richard Bland college without having to take any student loans. My degree will be in Clinical Laboratory services and I hope to pursue additional degrees in the field of Gastrointestinal health research. God bless you Mr Brown.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 15, 2019 03:25PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > spring onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Gut 78 Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Eat normal, sleep normal, exercise
> normal.
> > > > It’s
> > > > > simple. Instead of being an idiot educate
> > > > yourself
> > > > > and solve the problem.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Think before you speak, as how are your
> > bowels?
> > >
> > >
> > > Hi Mr Brown! I hope you are doing well and I
> > wish
> > > you a happy holiday season. I am doing good,
> > > getting good grades in college and living in
> my
> > > Grandma's basement. I am starting winter
> break
> > > today and going to Virginia beach tomorrow to
> > hang
> > > out with a couple new friends I met at
> school.
> > > Thanks for all your kind words and
> > encouragement
> > > over the last few years. You are a good man.
> >
> > Spring Onion! Merry Christmas to you and
> grandma,
> > your mom and your dad with a smelly derrière.
> > How’s college so far? Are you studying bowels
> > still? I have hope in your hard work and
> > dedication!
>
>
> Things are going great Mr Brown. I am going home
> for Christmas and staying three nights. My Mom
> promised me that my Dad will be restricted on his
> usual shenanigans and the heavy drinking and
> eating will be done across the street at the obese
> neighbors house for the nights that I am there.
> It looks like I will be able to get my two year
> degree from Richard Bland college without having
> to take any student loans. My degree will be in
> Clinical Laboratory services and I hope to pursue
> additional degrees in the field of
> Gastrointestinal health research. God bless you Mr
> Brown.

Let’s hear it for Spring Onion. God bless you young man, and here’s to not only now but your future! I am proud of you and am sure others are. When you work in this field, it will be nice to have a empathetic understanding medical professional compared to the thick fingers and coldness of indifference. Glad your dad will be at the neighbors house and Merry Christmas. You’re making a lot of Christmas wishes come true.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 15, 2019 06:58PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > spring onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Gut 78 Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Eat normal, sleep normal, exercise
> > normal.
> > > > > It’s
> > > > > > simple. Instead of being an idiot
> educate
> > > > > yourself
> > > > > > and solve the problem.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Think before you speak, as how are your
> > > bowels?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Hi Mr Brown! I hope you are doing well and
> I
> > > wish
> > > > you a happy holiday season. I am doing
> good,
> > > > getting good grades in college and living
> in
> > my
> > > > Grandma's basement. I am starting winter
> > break
> > > > today and going to Virginia beach tomorrow
> to
> > > hang
> > > > out with a couple new friends I met at
> > school.
> > > > Thanks for all your kind words and
> > > encouragement
> > > > over the last few years. You are a good
> man.
> > >
> > > Spring Onion! Merry Christmas to you and
> > grandma,
> > > your mom and your dad with a smelly
> derrière.
> > > How’s college so far? Are you studying
> bowels
> > > still? I have hope in your hard work and
> > > dedication!
> >
> >
> > Things are going great Mr Brown. I am going
> home
> > for Christmas and staying three nights. My Mom
> > promised me that my Dad will be restricted on
> his
> > usual shenanigans and the heavy drinking and
> > eating will be done across the street at the
> obese
> > neighbors house for the nights that I am there.
>
> > It looks like I will be able to get my two year
> > degree from Richard Bland college without
> having
> > to take any student loans. My degree will be in
> > Clinical Laboratory services and I hope to
> pursue
> > additional degrees in the field of
> > Gastrointestinal health research. God bless you
> Mr
> > Brown.
>
> Let’s hear it for Spring Onion. God bless you
> young man, and here’s to not only now but your
> future! I am proud of you and am sure others are.
> When you work in this field, it will be nice to
> have a empathetic understanding medical
> professional compared to the thick fingers and
> coldness of indifference. Glad your dad will be at
> the neighbors house and Merry Christmas. You’re
> making a lot of Christmas wishes come true.

Thanks mr. Brown but I do have very large hands and fingers - my mom orders XXL Isotoners for me.

I was very disappointed my first night back from home - it seems my dad and the neighbor have been using my bed for 'recreation.' It seemed damp and smelled like Clorox for some reason. On the bright side Im having a wheat grass and chia seed compote on organic rice noodles for dinner.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Spring onion ()
Date: December 15, 2019 07:49PM

The obese neighbor and dad have grandma selling jenkum again. I don’t want to see her behind bars at Christmas time.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Wally Joyner ()
Date: December 15, 2019 08:21PM

You worthless fucks.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Itty ()
Date: December 16, 2019 06:37AM

Wally Joyner Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You worthless fucks.


What’s your problem man, I got Colitis and it sucks. Until you have something don’t bitch.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: NLTMF ()
Date: December 16, 2019 09:12AM

I might hafta see 1.

See, I suddenly had to take this stupendous crap this morning. I rAN UPStairs, plopped down the seat, sat down and this violent torpedo crap flew out of my asshole accompanied by a loud, toilet bowl cracking fart. It splashed loudly in the water and even soaked my butt cheeks. I got up to wipe and the lasagna floating in the bowl smelled worse than usual. Suddenly, I felt it: a reprise. Back down went the seat and even before my soaked butt cheeks hit it, another torpedo crap accompanied by another loud & smelly fart flew violently from my asshole into the water. I got up to wipe and needed half a roll of TP. It was soaked with every swipe of my butt.

NOw, I'm feeling it again. TIME TO GO..................!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 16, 2019 09:33AM

Kinda a gloomy Monday morning for me here at home. My Uncle is visiting for the holidays and is in some pretty big trouble. He was doing some Christmas shopping yesterday and borrowed Grandma's Town Car. He drives pretty fast and hits the brakes hard - long story short Grandma had a couple cases of fresh jenkem in the trunk and several broke open.

My uncle is now in County lock up because after a few minutes of the fumes from the trunk he removed all his clothes and was shredding the fields a WT Woodson HS doing doughnuts and crashing through the fences. Dad and the Obese neighbor refused to bail him out and were laughing and giving each other make-overs all night. Im having a dry shredded wheat mixed in with left over wheat grass compote and pure filtered water for breakfast.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Caber Toss Onion ()
Date: December 16, 2019 11:43AM

Caber toss bowel movement - my cheeks and the side of the bowl are a mess. Look it up.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Log Stainin' ()
Date: December 16, 2019 11:56AM


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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: William P ()
Date: December 16, 2019 07:49PM

I dont get it, is this a meetup for scat fetishists?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 17, 2019 06:28AM

William P Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I dont get it, is this a meetup for scat
> fetishists?

Read the first post, see the sincerity in the original spring onion post, and contrast that with the anger by those with superior bowels. They don’t visit doctors who are cold, callous, indifferent who profit from our bowels. Look at the pharmaceutical industry. What have they done for us? Even when they have its little and the copay for medication for anyone is outrageous.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion is queer ()
Date: December 17, 2019 07:35AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> William P Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dont get it, is this a meetup for scat
> > fetishists?
>
> Read the first post, see the sincerity in the
> original spring onion post, and contrast that with
> the anger by those with superior bowels. They
> don’t visit doctors who are cold, callous,
> indifferent who profit from our bowels. Look at
> the pharmaceutical industry. What have they done
> for us? Even when they have its little and the
> copay for medication for anyone is outrageous.


Your bowel problems would probably go away if you stopped letting those BBCs up in there ya giant homo.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 17, 2019 08:52AM

My uncle is out of lock up but the police came by and were asking Grandma about the 24 Mason Jars filled with potent Jenkem. Normally my Grandma is pretty sharp but anticipating the police interview she bought some depend diapers and wore a soiled pair for a full day as preparation. When the police officers were asking her about the Jenkem in her trunk she acted confused and was drooling and farting loudly.

The police left pretty quickly and said the case was considered 'open but unsolved.' The obese neighbor snuck over in rabbit pajamas and let the air out of the police car parked in our driveway. His pajamas had a trap door in the back and brown stains all around the seat and neck areas. Im having vegan cheese and gluten-free grilled cheese sandwich with organic tomatoe and roasted pine nut soup for breakfast...

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: video onion ()
Date: December 17, 2019 12:11PM

Spring on Campus

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 17, 2019 02:50PM

Brown Onion is queer Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > William P Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I dont get it, is this a meetup for scat
> > > fetishists?
> >
> > Read the first post, see the sincerity in the
> > original spring onion post, and contrast that
> with
> > the anger by those with superior bowels. They
> > don’t visit doctors who are cold, callous,
> > indifferent who profit from our bowels. Look at
> > the pharmaceutical industry. What have they
> done
> > for us? Even when they have its little and the
> > copay for medication for anyone is outrageous.
>
>
> Your bowel problems would probably go away if you
> stopped letting those BBCs up in there ya giant
> homo.

I don’t know what BBC other than British Broadcasting Corporation is, but putting them or anything in your rectum is homosexual activity and bad for your bowels. Today my sister Matilda reported the doctor with his thick ring finger, discussed advent calendars for sale at Gucci at Tyson’s Galleria. I don’t know if that or him discussing his Redskins seats with me while making me almost cry is better. It is so unfair people with bowel problems are treated as modern day lepers.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: ahahahahahaha ()
Date: December 17, 2019 02:55PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion is queer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > William P Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I dont get it, is this a meetup for scat
> > > > fetishists?
> > >
> > > Read the first post, see the sincerity in the
> > > original spring onion post, and contrast that
> > with
> > > the anger by those with superior bowels. They
> > > don’t visit doctors who are cold, callous,
> > > indifferent who profit from our bowels. Look
> at
> > > the pharmaceutical industry. What have they
> > done
> > > for us? Even when they have its little and
> the
> > > copay for medication for anyone is
> outrageous.
> >
> >
> > Your bowel problems would probably go away if
> you
> > stopped letting those BBCs up in there ya giant
> > homo.
>
> I don’t know what BBC other than British
> Broadcasting Corporation is, but putting them or
> anything in your rectum is homosexual activity and
> bad for your bowels. Today my sister Matilda
> reported the doctor with his thick ring finger,
> discussed advent calendars for sale at Gucci at
> Tyson’s Galleria. I don’t know if that or him
> discussing his Redskins seats with me while making
> me almost cry is better. It is so unfair people
> with bowel problems are treated as modern day
> lepers.


Well, I'm sure they have some sort of asshole tightening surgery for you since your anus has been loosened by uh... the British broadcasting channel.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: December 17, 2019 06:56PM

ahahahahahaha Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion is queer Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > William P Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I dont get it, is this a meetup for scat
> > > > > fetishists?
> > > >
> > > > Read the first post, see the sincerity in
> the
> > > > original spring onion post, and contrast
> that
> > > with
> > > > the anger by those with superior bowels.
> They
> > > > don’t visit doctors who are cold,
> callous,
> > > > indifferent who profit from our bowels.
> Look
> > at
> > > > the pharmaceutical industry. What have they
> > > done
> > > > for us? Even when they have its little and
> > the
> > > > copay for medication for anyone is
> > outrageous.
> > >
> > >
> > > Your bowel problems would probably go away if
> > you
> > > stopped letting those BBCs up in there ya
> giant
> > > homo.
> >
> > I don’t know what BBC other than British
> > Broadcasting Corporation is, but putting them
> or
> > anything in your rectum is homosexual activity
> and
> > bad for your bowels. Today my sister Matilda
> > reported the doctor with his thick ring finger,
> > discussed advent calendars for sale at Gucci at
> > Tyson’s Galleria. I don’t know if that or
> him
> > discussing his Redskins seats with me while
> making
> > me almost cry is better. It is so unfair people
> > with bowel problems are treated as modern day
> > lepers.
>
>
> Well, I'm sure they have some sort of asshole
> tightening surgery for you since your anus has
> been loosened by uh... the British broadcasting
> channel.


Forgive BO. He’s an older gentleman. He’s been supportive of me and others with IBS. Please be respectful.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Gerry/GGP ()
Date: December 17, 2019 07:07PM

What do you guys think will help my prolapsed ass from taking too much goat cock?
Attachments:
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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: scat freak ()
Date: December 17, 2019 10:13PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> ahahahahahaha Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion is queer Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > William P Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > I dont get it, is this a meetup for
> scat
> > > > > > fetishists?
> > > > >
> > > > > Read the first post, see the sincerity in
> > the
> > > > > original spring onion post, and contrast
> > that
> > > > with
> > > > > the anger by those with superior bowels.
> > They
> > > > > don’t visit doctors who are cold,
> > callous,
> > > > > indifferent who profit from our bowels.
> > Look
> > > at
> > > > > the pharmaceutical industry. What have
> they
> > > > done
> > > > > for us? Even when they have its little
> and
> > > the
> > > > > copay for medication for anyone is
> > > outrageous.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Your bowel problems would probably go away
> if
> > > you
> > > > stopped letting those BBCs up in there ya
> > giant
> > > > homo.
> > >
> > > I don’t know what BBC other than British
> > > Broadcasting Corporation is, but putting them
> > or
> > > anything in your rectum is homosexual
> activity
> > and
> > > bad for your bowels. Today my sister Matilda
> > > reported the doctor with his thick ring
> finger,
> > > discussed advent calendars for sale at Gucci
> at
> > > Tyson’s Galleria. I don’t know if that or
> > him
> > > discussing his Redskins seats with me while
> > making
> > > me almost cry is better. It is so unfair
> people
> > > with bowel problems are treated as modern day
> > > lepers.
> >
> >
> > Well, I'm sure they have some sort of asshole
> > tightening surgery for you since your anus has
> > been loosened by uh... the British broadcasting
> > channel.
>
>
> Forgive BO. He’s an older gentleman. He’s been
> supportive of me and others with IBS. Please be
> respectful.

BO is a racist dipshit who likes to write boring, repetitive non-creative stories about a normal bodily functions. Replete with 2nd grader bathroom humor and the same old boring 'midwives' 'groan throne' bs. Its stupid, its inane. I like the stories about the obese neighbor. I miss the sign-spinning dude, 'bayz in bayz'

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ()
Date: December 18, 2019 07:03AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> ahahahahahaha Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion is queer Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > William P Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > I dont get it, is this a meetup for
> scat
> > > > > > fetishists?
> > > > >
> > > > > Read the first post, see the sincerity in
> > the
> > > > > original spring onion post, and contrast
> > that
> > > > with
> > > > > the anger by those with superior bowels.
> > They
> > > > > don’t visit doctors who are cold,
> > callous,
> > > > > indifferent who profit from our bowels.
> > Look
> > > at
> > > > > the pharmaceutical industry. What have
> they
> > > > done
> > > > > for us? Even when they have its little
> and
> > > the
> > > > > copay for medication for anyone is
> > > outrageous.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Your bowel problems would probably go away
> if
> > > you
> > > > stopped letting those BBCs up in there ya
> > giant
> > > > homo.
> > >
> > > I don’t know what BBC other than British
> > > Broadcasting Corporation is, but putting them
> > or
> > > anything in your rectum is homosexual
> activity
> > and
> > > bad for your bowels. Today my sister Matilda
> > > reported the doctor with his thick ring
> finger,
> > > discussed advent calendars for sale at Gucci
> at
> > > Tyson’s Galleria. I don’t know if that or
> > him
> > > discussing his Redskins seats with me while
> > making
> > > me almost cry is better. It is so unfair
> people
> > > with bowel problems are treated as modern day
> > > lepers.
> >
> >
> > Well, I'm sure they have some sort of asshole
> > tightening surgery for you since your anus has
> > been loosened by uh... the British broadcasting
> > channel.
>
>
> Forgive BO. He’s an older gentleman. He’s been
> supportive of me and others with IBS. Please be
> respectful.


Dude, it's obvious you're talking to yourself throughout this entire thread. You're BO and all the rest of these coprophiliacs. Get a life.

I don't want to give you flashbacks of your time in high school, but I'll say what all the young women used to say. No, you're a loser.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: December 18, 2019 08:48AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ahahahahahaha Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion is queer Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > William P Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > I dont get it, is this a meetup for
> > scat
> > > > > > > fetishists?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Read the first post, see the sincerity
> in
> > > the
> > > > > > original spring onion post, and
> contrast
> > > that
> > > > > with
> > > > > > the anger by those with superior
> bowels.
> > > They
> > > > > > don’t visit doctors who are cold,
> > > callous,
> > > > > > indifferent who profit from our bowels.
> > > Look
> > > > at
> > > > > > the pharmaceutical industry. What have
> > they
> > > > > done
> > > > > > for us? Even when they have its little
> > and
> > > > the
> > > > > > copay for medication for anyone is
> > > > outrageous.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Your bowel problems would probably go
> away
> > if
> > > > you
> > > > > stopped letting those BBCs up in there ya
> > > giant
> > > > > homo.
> > > >
> > > > I don’t know what BBC other than British
> > > > Broadcasting Corporation is, but putting
> them
> > > or
> > > > anything in your rectum is homosexual
> > activity
> > > and
> > > > bad for your bowels. Today my sister
> Matilda
> > > > reported the doctor with his thick ring
> > finger,
> > > > discussed advent calendars for sale at
> Gucci
> > at
> > > > Tyson’s Galleria. I don’t know if that
> or
> > > him
> > > > discussing his Redskins seats with me while
> > > making
> > > > me almost cry is better. It is so unfair
> > people
> > > > with bowel problems are treated as modern
> day
> > > > lepers.
> > >
> > >
> > > Well, I'm sure they have some sort of asshole
> > > tightening surgery for you since your anus
> has
> > > been loosened by uh... the British
> broadcasting
> > > channel.
> >
> >
> > Forgive BO. He’s an older gentleman. He’s
> been
> > supportive of me and others with IBS. Please be
> > respectful.
>
>
> Dude, it's obvious you're talking to yourself
> throughout this entire thread. You're BO and all
> the rest of these coprophiliacs. Get a life.
>
> I don't want to give you flashbacks of your time
> in high school, but I'll say what all the young
> women used to say. No, you're a loser.

That’s your opinion. So be it. To those of us with IBS, BO is our hero. And there are a lot of us in our 40s to 70s affected that appreciate him. At least if you disagree could you decrease name calling and rude behavior?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Gerry's torn anus ()
Date: December 18, 2019 08:49AM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ahahahahahaha Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion is queer Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > William P Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > I dont get it, is this a meetup for
> > > scat
> > > > > > > > fetishists?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Read the first post, see the
> sincerity
> > in
> > > > the
> > > > > > > original spring onion post, and
> > contrast
> > > > that
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > > the anger by those with superior
> > bowels.
> > > > They
> > > > > > > don’t visit doctors who are cold,
> > > > callous,
> > > > > > > indifferent who profit from our
> bowels.
> > > > Look
> > > > > at
> > > > > > > the pharmaceutical industry. What
> have
> > > they
> > > > > > done
> > > > > > > for us? Even when they have its
> little
> > > and
> > > > > the
> > > > > > > copay for medication for anyone is
> > > > > outrageous.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Your bowel problems would probably go
> > away
> > > if
> > > > > you
> > > > > > stopped letting those BBCs up in there
> ya
> > > > giant
> > > > > > homo.
> > > > >
> > > > > I don’t know what BBC other than
> British
> > > > > Broadcasting Corporation is, but putting
> > them
> > > > or
> > > > > anything in your rectum is homosexual
> > > activity
> > > > and
> > > > > bad for your bowels. Today my sister
> > Matilda
> > > > > reported the doctor with his thick ring
> > > finger,
> > > > > discussed advent calendars for sale at
> > Gucci
> > > at
> > > > > Tyson’s Galleria. I don’t know if
> that
> > or
> > > > him
> > > > > discussing his Redskins seats with me
> while
> > > > making
> > > > > me almost cry is better. It is so unfair
> > > people
> > > > > with bowel problems are treated as modern
> > day
> > > > > lepers.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Well, I'm sure they have some sort of
> asshole
> > > > tightening surgery for you since your anus
> > has
> > > > been loosened by uh... the British
> > broadcasting
> > > > channel.
> > >
> > >
> > > Forgive BO. He’s an older gentleman. He’s
> > been
> > > supportive of me and others with IBS. Please
> be
> > > respectful.
> >
> >
> > Dude, it's obvious you're talking to yourself
> > throughout this entire thread. You're BO and
> all
> > the rest of these coprophiliacs. Get a life.
> >
> > I don't want to give you flashbacks of your
> time
> > in high school, but I'll say what all the young
> > women used to say. No, you're a loser.
>
> That’s your opinion. So be it. To those of us
> with IBS, BO is our hero. And there are a lot of
> us in our 40s to 70s affected that appreciate him.
> At least if you disagree could you decrease name
> calling and rude behavior?


The second you stop writing about scat porn and masturbating to granny porn I will.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 18, 2019 07:36PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ahahahahahaha Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Brown Onion is queer Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > William P Wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > -----
> > > > > > > > I dont get it, is this a meetup for
> > > scat
> > > > > > > > fetishists?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Read the first post, see the
> sincerity
> > in
> > > > the
> > > > > > > original spring onion post, and
> > contrast
> > > > that
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > > the anger by those with superior
> > bowels.
> > > > They
> > > > > > > don’t visit doctors who are cold,
> > > > callous,
> > > > > > > indifferent who profit from our
> bowels.
> > > > Look
> > > > > at
> > > > > > > the pharmaceutical industry. What
> have
> > > they
> > > > > > done
> > > > > > > for us? Even when they have its
> little
> > > and
> > > > > the
> > > > > > > copay for medication for anyone is
> > > > > outrageous.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Your bowel problems would probably go
> > away
> > > if
> > > > > you
> > > > > > stopped letting those BBCs up in there
> ya
> > > > giant
> > > > > > homo.
> > > > >
> > > > > I don’t know what BBC other than
> British
> > > > > Broadcasting Corporation is, but putting
> > them
> > > > or
> > > > > anything in your rectum is homosexual
> > > activity
> > > > and
> > > > > bad for your bowels. Today my sister
> > Matilda
> > > > > reported the doctor with his thick ring
> > > finger,
> > > > > discussed advent calendars for sale at
> > Gucci
> > > at
> > > > > Tyson’s Galleria. I don’t know if
> that
> > or
> > > > him
> > > > > discussing his Redskins seats with me
> while
> > > > making
> > > > > me almost cry is better. It is so unfair
> > > people
> > > > > with bowel problems are treated as modern
> > day
> > > > > lepers.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Well, I'm sure they have some sort of
> asshole
> > > > tightening surgery for you since your anus
> > has
> > > > been loosened by uh... the British
> > broadcasting
> > > > channel.
> > >
> > >
> > > Forgive BO. He’s an older gentleman. He’s
> > been
> > > supportive of me and others with IBS. Please
> be
> > > respectful.
> >
> >
> > Dude, it's obvious you're talking to yourself
> > throughout this entire thread. You're BO and
> all
> > the rest of these coprophiliacs. Get a life.
> >
> > I don't want to give you flashbacks of your
> time
> > in high school, but I'll say what all the young
> > women used to say. No, you're a loser.
>
> That’s your opinion. So be it. To those of us
> with IBS, BO is our hero. And there are a lot of
> us in our 40s to 70s affected that appreciate him.
> At least if you disagree could you decrease name
> calling and rude behavior?


Thank you Mr Brown Underwear. Just a man like you with bowel problems. We got the short straws in plumbing, and I apologize as I forgot if you have IBS with large gigantic meteor sized deposits or brown rivers of misery. Either way not fun and let’s support each other as we carry on despite this. Today has not been good, as I feel the intestinal hoses being pushed to their limits.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Spring 0nion ()
Date: December 19, 2019 06:32AM

Is it normal for grown men to hug and wrestle in Vaseline? My dad and the obese neighbor enjoy this strange activity, and dad is now also wearing clear underwear for some reason. Mom smokes cigarettes and cries. I don’t know what to tell her, and grandma says it’s a midlife crisis. It is like walking on eggshells, and I don’t like finding vibrating penis devices in the kitchen.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: December 19, 2019 08:15AM

There’s truth to the 40s to 70s. I’m on my early 50s, and noticed around 42 or 43 the beginning of digestion problems. The GI I had was okay, although definitely not the friendliest doctors I’ve met. I was diagnosed with GERD, and have to take two Tagsmets per day and avoid acid loaded foods. My bowel movement’s can be only two times a week, and when this happens they are very painful. I’m sorry others are experiencing this.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: common sense advise ()
Date: December 19, 2019 08:21AM

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> There’s truth to the 40s to 70s. I’m on my
> early 50s, and noticed around 42 or 43 the
> beginning of digestion problems. The GI I had was
> okay, although definitely not the friendliest
> doctors I’ve met. I was diagnosed with GERD, and
> have to take two Tagsmets per day and avoid acid
> loaded foods. My bowel movement’s can be only
> two times a week, and when this happens they are
> very painful. I’m sorry others are experiencing
> this.

Im older than you and I shit once sometimes twice a day - it takes 2-3 minutes per shit. I dont think about it before or after just on the way to the toilet and during. Anything more is mental illness. Everyone here thinks they are the victim of their bowels but they have shit-for-brains. People who obsess over bowels have a mental disorder. The idiots here writing boring stories about midwives over and over and over again are likely not functional in normal society as they are severely mentally ill.

Dont play with your feces, dont spend all day thinking and writing about your feces - its just not that important.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Carplace ()
Date: December 19, 2019 09:37AM

common sense advise Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There’s truth to the 40s to 70s. I’m on my
> > early 50s, and noticed around 42 or 43 the
> > beginning of digestion problems. The GI I had
> was
> > okay, although definitely not the friendliest
> > doctors I’ve met. I was diagnosed with GERD,
> and
> > have to take two Tagsmets per day and avoid
> acid
> > loaded foods. My bowel movement’s can be only
> > two times a week, and when this happens they
> are
> > very painful. I’m sorry others are
> experiencing
> > this.
>
> Im older than you and I shit once sometimes twice
> a day - it takes 2-3 minutes per shit. I dont
> think about it before or after just on the way to
> the toilet and during. Anything more is mental
> illness. Everyone here thinks they are the victim
> of their bowels but they have shit-for-brains.
> People who obsess over bowels have a mental
> disorder. The idiots here writing boring stories
> about midwives over and over and over again are
> likely not functional in normal society as they
> are severely mentally ill.
>
> Dont play with your feces, dont spend all day
> thinking and writing about your feces - its just
> not that important.

Generally I agree with you, but my frustration with the lack of movements and the pain it causes is real. Even with castor oil, yes it helps along with exercise, I do wish I hadn’t taken my digestive system for granted when younger. That is where my frustration is, and the Metamucil makes Tang taste good. But agree with your main point just trying to do the best possible and enjoy work and exercise and other hobbies.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Fiber ()
Date: December 19, 2019 09:47AM

Exercise and fiber.

Do you eat a real greasy diet? That's probably what's fucking up your bowels.

Have you heard of a fecal transplant? You could look into that too.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 19, 2019 11:28AM

Rusty Carplace Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> common sense advise Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rusty Craplace Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > There’s truth to the 40s to 70s. I’m on
> my
> > > early 50s, and noticed around 42 or 43 the
> > > beginning of digestion problems. The GI I had
> > was
> > > okay, although definitely not the friendliest
> > > doctors I’ve met. I was diagnosed with
> GERD,
> > and
> > > have to take two Tagsmets per day and avoid
> > acid
> > > loaded foods. My bowel movement’s can be
> only
> > > two times a week, and when this happens they
> > are
> > > very painful. I’m sorry others are
> > experiencing
> > > this.
> >
> > Im older than you and I shit once sometimes
> twice
> > a day - it takes 2-3 minutes per shit. I dont
> > think about it before or after just on the way
> to
> > the toilet and during. Anything more is mental
> > illness. Everyone here thinks they are the
> victim
> > of their bowels but they have shit-for-brains.
> > People who obsess over bowels have a mental
> > disorder. The idiots here writing boring
> stories
> > about midwives over and over and over again are
> > likely not functional in normal society as they
> > are severely mentally ill.
> >
> > Dont play with your feces, dont spend all day
> > thinking and writing about your feces - its
> just
> > not that important.
>
> Generally I agree with you, but my frustration
> with the lack of movements and the pain it causes
> is real. Even with castor oil, yes it helps along
> with exercise, I do wish I hadn’t taken my
> digestive system for granted when younger. That is
> where my frustration is, and the Metamucil makes
> Tang taste good. But agree with your main point
> just trying to do the best possible and enjoy work
> and exercise and other hobbies.


That other guy is manipulating. See how he says he’s older than you, then minimizes the plight of IBS suffering? Superior bowel people don’t care. In fact it’s they who are the shit stirrers. You are absolutely accurate. Age causes our betrayal. Obviously exercising or getting some fat wetback to mow your grass can help. But this doesn’t stop the deluge in your gut, nor pushing a basketball out of a small garden hose.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: December 19, 2019 12:36PM

Brown Onion is correct. I have seen it here. Those of us with IBS are mocked nonstop. I have type 1 and live in fear of constantly crapping myself. It interferes with everything.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: W2324 ()
Date: December 19, 2019 12:55PM

^scat freak talking to himself - some pretty sad shit right there.

You guys remind me of my father-in-law - great guy but at 80 he is almost gone mentally. About the only things he can do without total confusion are eat, sleep and take a shit. He always announces his need to take a shit and always reports on the quality or lack of quality of his shit. No one gives a fuck and we wish he would keep it to himself but its all very, very important to him.

Getting old and losing your mind just plain sucks. I feel sorry for the Brown Onion geezer and others (if they arent all sock puppets).

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Rusty Craplace ()
Date: December 19, 2019 01:35PM

W2324 Wrote:
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> ^scat freak talking to himself - some pretty sad
> shit right there.
>
> You guys remind me of my father-in-law - great guy
> but at 80 he is almost gone mentally. About the
> only things he can do without total confusion are
> eat, sleep and take a shit. He always announces
> his need to take a shit and always reports on the
> quality or lack of quality of his shit. No one
> gives a fuck and we wish he would keep it to
> himself but its all very, very important to him.
>
> Getting old and losing your mind just plain sucks.
> I feel sorry for the Brown Onion geezer and
> others (if they arent all sock puppets).


Condolences on your uncle. Years ago I had a uncle who was a wonderful man, but dementia unfortunately set in, and his behavior was like this. It’s hard to watch and endure. I don’t see any so called scat fetish types here. Yes everyone pisses and craps, but for the most part this seems like a good place to share our experiences or commiserate. I found it off of the internet, and have seen far worse. I’m lucky that my GI wasn’t as bad as Brown Onions is, but I’ve heard medical folks in this area aren’t the best. Merry Christmas to you and best of wishes with your uncle as very hard to experience.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: to knock something lose helps ()
Date: December 19, 2019 01:56PM


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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Co2 Fan ()
Date: December 19, 2019 02:17PM

I would.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 19, 2019 02:29PM

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion is correct. I have seen it here. Those
> of us with IBS are mocked nonstop. I have type 1
> and live in fear of constantly crapping myself. It
> interferes with everything.


That gives me a sense of direction Mr Underwear. Both of us suffer from IBS and either way it is bad. I think maybe my Millenial Falcon sized shits pale to your Hershey squirts. Do you wear a lot of cologne to cover up the odor? Please don’t take offense as flies could be dropping. Also do you wear depends? It is sad and must be aggravating to go through this. I think my iguana eating plumber cleans houses too. If not he knows someone as that’s what these jungle bunnies do.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: just foul junk ()
Date: December 19, 2019 02:35PM

Anyway this disturbed poster who posts about poop in a sick sense can be impeached?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: December 19, 2019 03:56PM

What up BiBs. Let’s take care out there and avoid the fistula.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: LMAO LOL ROFLLMAO LOL ROFL ()
Date: December 19, 2019 07:39PM

just foul junk Wrote:
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> Anyway this disturbed poster who posts about poop
> in a sick sense can be impeached?

Nope, he takes his old man persona and talks about his shit-play then trolls every political thread calling other people old and ranting about torn anus or some shit.


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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 20, 2019 03:24PM

I wish we could impeach the sick person with the poop images. Obviously a mentally ill and unhappy individual. Unfortunately we don’t have that here, although that Italian whore Pelosi does with our wonderful president.

Today I’m actually impressed. Kale while early to say, may have helped turned Adam Schiffs head into a potato head of a dump. I didn’t need midwives or an epidural and my starfish emerged rather unscathed.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: cat bowels ()
Date: December 20, 2019 04:09PM

My cat box is in the utility room which is near the supply for my forced air heating system for the house. My cat woke me up with the stench of one of his movements. Been feeding him a variety of new wet catfoods. He didnt bury it. 4am. True story.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 21, 2019 11:51AM

cat bowels Wrote:
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> My cat box is in the utility room which is near
> the supply for my forced air heating system for
> the house. My cat woke me up with the stench of
> one of his movements. Been feeding him a variety
> of new wet catfoods. He didnt bury it. 4am. True
> story.


Cat bowels are the worst. Is your cat a senior citizen and have a starfish that’s had better days?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Date: December 21, 2019 12:06PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> cat bowels Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My cat box is in the utility room which is near
> > the supply for my forced air heating system for
> > the house. My cat woke me up with the stench
> of
> > one of his movements. Been feeding him a
> variety
> > of new wet catfoods. He didnt bury it. 4am.
> True
> > story.
>
>
> Cat bowels are the worst. Is your cat a senior
> citizen and have a starfish that’s had better
> days?


Howdy there brownonion. I shore do hopes you an yer bowelz are doin well. It iz good ta hear from you agains. I thinks I told you before that I bought a little townhouze in Manassas. Even tho I aint in Fairfaxz no more I still looks at thiz forum some. Merri chriztmazz brownonion.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: fell in a pit and almost drowned ()
Date: December 21, 2019 12:07PM

So, this didn’t happen today but a few months ago, but I never told anyone. It’s a long story so you can find a TLDR at the end.

A while back the company I was working for was tearing out and removing an old waste treatment system that was shut down in the ’70s. This was basically a massive underground pit where the waste solids (aka shit) would settle on the bottom of the chamber and the liquids would be pumped out. The thing is when they shut it down it was left full of shit and is by far one of the nastiest jobs I have ever done.

We opened the pit up by tearing off the top with equipment and were bringing in trucks to pump out the waste the pit was about 16 feet deep and filled to the top with solids. And when I’m talking solids, I’m taking shit tons and tons of shit, condoms, and for some reason pumpkin seeds which I still don’t understand to this day.

One weekend we got a bunch of rain. When it rained, we would pump the water out into the new sewer so we could remove the solids. Since it was the weekend and we had so much rain my boss asked me to swing by and turn the pumps on, so the water didn’t get out of hand.

So, I went out to the job site alone to turn on the pumps and suck the water out. When I got to the job site, I turned the pumps on, but they were clogged up. I decided to walk into the structure alone and clear the pumps and that is the start of my fuck up that almost cost me my life.

Since I took my personal vehicle, I didn’t have any of my equipment so instead of using a harness I went in without one which is the first fuck up. This structure was underground, and the pit had large chambers that were broken into basically large upside-down V’s that you could walk on the point which was a foot or two wide. When I got down to the pumps and was crouched down cleaning them my phone rang, and I went to answer it and that was my second fuck up. Being crouched I had to turn my leg and try to get my phone out of my pocket and my foot slipped on some gravel and I slipped off the ledge and fell in. At this point, I didn’t really wasn’t worried about anything besides the fact that I just landed in straight 40-year-old shit up to my knees, however, when I tried to move to get to the edge to get out, I started to sink. Like I said this pit was 16-foot-deep and it was like being in quicksand. I tried to reach for the edge, but it was just out of reach and when I tried to move again, I was now a little over my waist-deep. At this point, I was still fine yes, I was covered in shit but normally the city work guy comes around once or twice a day to check the site so just chill there wait for him to come and he can get me out. Sure, I’m going to be embarrassed more than likely to get in trouble, but I would be fine. The thing is while I stood there covered in shit, I noticed that I was still sinking and that’s when the panic set in. I couldn’t wait I had to get out or I was going to die, I was going to drown in 40-year-old human shit my whole life had led to me drowning in shit. So I instantly tried to get out I tried to kick my way out, I tried to pull myself out, I tried to swim on the top of it all while sinking deeper and deeper and nothing but the thought of the absolute crazy way that I was going to die.

At this point, I had sunk to my chest and I had pretty much lost all hope and had started to accept my fate and broke into a combination of historical laughter and cursing myself for my stupidity of going down there with a harness. I finally calmed down while I’m reading the wrapper for a condom from like the ’60s and I noticed a piece of rebar sticking out of one of the walls that we had started to tear down. I reached out and stretched myself out more than I ever think I’ve done in my life and was able to grab it. With every ounce of my strength, I managed to pull myself free, and then pull myself to the edge and get out.

I got out of the pit and fell on the ground and looked up at the sky and laid there covered in shit and smelling worse than I ever did in my life and laughed. I was alive, my story had not ended by drowning in shit.

I got up found a water hose and washed myself off. I threw my clothes away and drove home naked and took what was the best and longest shower of my life and never told a soul how close I came to drown in 40-year-old shit.

TLDR

I went out to a sewage treatment plant alone without a harness tried to answer my phone and fell in a pit and almost drowned in human shit.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: cat bowels ()
Date: December 21, 2019 05:08PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> cat bowels Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My cat box is in the utility room which is near
> > the supply for my forced air heating system for
> > the house. My cat woke me up with the stench
> of
> > one of his movements. Been feeding him a
> variety
> > of new wet catfoods. He didnt bury it. 4am.
> True
> > story.
>
>
> Cat bowels are the worst. Is your cat a senior
> citizen and have a starfish that’s had better
> days?

Yea my cat is 16 yrs. I think his rectum is fine but they say something is wrong with his bowels - he has lost a lot of weight. Now we feed him a new food practically every day and its making his dirt smell horrible.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: December 21, 2019 06:13PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are very drunk. They were smoking a turkey out back drinking beer all afternoon. Now they are half naked in the living room playing 'the cat-water game.' I have no idea the point of the game but it involves enemas and taking turns getting on all fours and 'spraying' the Christmas tree. It smells really bad and is ruining the ornaments.

Mom is furious but just sits on the deck in back in her winter coat smoking cigarettes. Grandma is picking up empty Fleet enema bottles off the floor but screamed and fell down as she got hit from some of the spray from my dad - he and the obese neighbor are laughing hysterically and wet farting.

Ive lost my appetite and had to throw out my organic kiwi and sorghum flax smoothie...

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 21, 2019 09:00PM

cat bowels Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > cat bowels Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My cat box is in the utility room which is
> near
> > > the supply for my forced air heating system
> for
> > > the house. My cat woke me up with the stench
> > of
> > > one of his movements. Been feeding him a
> > variety
> > > of new wet catfoods. He didnt bury it. 4am.
> > True
> > > story.
> >
> >
> > Cat bowels are the worst. Is your cat a senior
> > citizen and have a starfish that’s had better
> > days?
>
> Yea my cat is 16 yrs. I think his rectum is fine
> but they say something is wrong with his bowels -
> he has lost a lot of weight. Now we feed him a
> new food practically every day and its making his
> dirt smell horrible.


I hope the veterinarian doesn’t have thick fingers.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 21, 2019 09:01PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > cat bowels Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My cat box is in the utility room which is
> near
> > > the supply for my forced air heating system
> for
> > > the house. My cat woke me up with the stench
> > of
> > > one of his movements. Been feeding him a
> > variety
> > > of new wet catfoods. He didnt bury it. 4am.
> > True
> > > story.
> >
> >
> > Cat bowels are the worst. Is your cat a senior
> > citizen and have a starfish that’s had better
> > days?
>
>
> Howdy there brownonion. I shore do hopes you an
> yer bowelz are doin well. It iz good ta hear from
> you agains. I thinks I told you before that I
> bought a little townhouze in Manassas. Even tho I
> aint in Fairfaxz no more I still looks at thiz
> forum some. Merri chriztmazz brownonion.


Merry Christmas to you Red Onion! Very good job and hope you and your bowels do well with holiday foods.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: kabobbin ()
Date: December 22, 2019 12:11AM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor are very drunk. They
> were smoking a turkey out back drinking beer all
> afternoon. Now they are half naked in the living
> room playing 'the cat-water game.' I have no idea
> the point of the game but it involves enemas and
> taking turns getting on all fours and 'spraying'
> the Christmas tree. It smells really bad and is
> ruining the ornaments.
>
> Mom is furious but just sits on the deck in back
> in her winter coat smoking cigarettes. Grandma is
> picking up empty Fleet enema bottles off the floor
> but screamed and fell down as she got hit from
> some of the spray from my dad - he and the obese
> neighbor are laughing hysterically and wet
> farting.
>
> Ive lost my appetite and had to throw out my
> organic kiwi and sorghum flax smoothie...

Jesus kid, when do you go back to school?

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Dry County Onion ()
Date: December 22, 2019 12:19AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > cat bowels Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > My cat box is in the utility room which is
> near
> > > the supply for my forced air heating system
> for
> > > the house. My cat woke me up with the stench
> > of
> > > one of his movements. Been feeding him a
> > variety
> > > of new wet catfoods. He didnt bury it. 4am.
> > True
> > > story.
> >
> >
> > Cat bowels are the worst. Is your cat a senior
> > citizen and have a starfish that’s had better
> > days?
>
>
> Howdy there brownonion. I shore do hopes you an
> yer bowelz are doin well. It iz good ta hear from
> you agains. I thinks I told you before that I
> bought a little townhouze in Manassas. Even tho I
> aint in Fairfaxz no more I still looks at thiz
> forum some. Merri chriztmazz brownonion.

I had family in Whitesburg KY and it used to be a dry county. The closest place to get beer and booze was Wise Virginia. There was a supermax prison there called 'Red Onion.' A lot of the laid off coal miners went to work at the prison but it was known for housing the worst inmates that were serving very long or life sentences. The prison was hidden away but I knew people that had family that worked there. Fucked up place.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: know joke ()
Date: December 22, 2019 05:27AM

Dry County Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > cat bowels Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > My cat box is in the utility room which is
> > near
> > > > the supply for my forced air heating system
> > for
> > > > the house. My cat woke me up with the
> stench
> > > of
> > > > one of his movements. Been feeding him a
> > > variety
> > > > of new wet catfoods. He didnt bury it. 4am.
>
> > > True
> > > > story.
> > >
> > >
> > > Cat bowels are the worst. Is your cat a
> senior
> > > citizen and have a starfish that’s had
> better
> > > days?
> >
> >
> > Howdy there brownonion. I shore do hopes you an
> > yer bowelz are doin well. It iz good ta hear
> from
> > you agains. I thinks I told you before that I
> > bought a little townhouze in Manassas. Even tho
> I
> > aint in Fairfaxz no more I still looks at thiz
> > forum some. Merri chriztmazz brownonion.
>
> I had family in Whitesburg KY and it used to be a
> dry county. The closest place to get beer and
> booze was Wise Virginia. There was a supermax
> prison there called 'Red Onion.' A lot of the
> laid off coal miners went to work at the prison
> but it was known for housing the worst inmates
> that were serving very long or life sentences.
> The prison was hidden away but I knew people that
> had family that worked there. Fucked up place.


I failed to return to jail from work release one time. They charged me with escape which is a serious felony. I wound up at Red Onion. It is not a happy place. People lose their minds there. Seven years in I started to lose it and was released to a halfway house just in time.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 22, 2019 07:56AM

know joke Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dry County Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > cat bowels Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > My cat box is in the utility room which
> is
> > > near
> > > > > the supply for my forced air heating
> system
> > > for
> > > > > the house. My cat woke me up with the
> > stench
> > > > of
> > > > > one of his movements. Been feeding him a
> > > > variety
> > > > > of new wet catfoods. He didnt bury it.
> 4am.
> >
> > > > True
> > > > > story.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Cat bowels are the worst. Is your cat a
> > senior
> > > > citizen and have a starfish that’s had
> > better
> > > > days?
> > >
> > >
> > > Howdy there brownonion. I shore do hopes you
> an
> > > yer bowelz are doin well. It iz good ta hear
> > from
> > > you agains. I thinks I told you before that I
> > > bought a little townhouze in Manassas. Even
> tho
> > I
> > > aint in Fairfaxz no more I still looks at
> thiz
> > > forum some. Merri chriztmazz brownonion.
> >
> > I had family in Whitesburg KY and it used to be
> a
> > dry county. The closest place to get beer and
> > booze was Wise Virginia. There was a supermax
> > prison there called 'Red Onion.' A lot of the
> > laid off coal miners went to work at the prison
> > but it was known for housing the worst inmates
> > that were serving very long or life sentences.
> > The prison was hidden away but I knew people
> that
> > had family that worked there. Fucked up place.
>
>
> I failed to return to jail from work release one
> time. They charged me with escape which is a
> serious felony. I wound up at Red Onion. It is not
> a happy place. People lose their minds there.
> Seven years in I started to lose it and was
> released to a halfway house just in time.


It’s certainly not polite of Virginia to have this house of horrors. I’m sorry they sent you there, as while prison shouldn’t be a holiday inn, it’s inhuman the way the department of “corrections” is. You’re a human being and many are suffering this Christmas there, and I wrote to the warden about offering more privacy on the groan thrones to having more castor oil, midwives, and other services for inmates and he’s a rude asshole. He refused to write back, and the Director of VA “Corrections” wrote me “were looking into it “ letter. They don’t care about humans, meaningful rehabilitation, or the bowels of those in prison.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Red Onion ()
Date: December 22, 2019 09:25AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> know joke Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dry County Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > cat bowels Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > My cat box is in the utility room which
> > is
> > > > near
> > > > > > the supply for my forced air heating
> > system
> > > > for
> > > > > > the house. My cat woke me up with the
> > > stench
> > > > > of
> > > > > > one of his movements. Been feeding him
> a
> > > > > variety
> > > > > > of new wet catfoods. He didnt bury it.
> > 4am.
> > >
> > > > > True
> > > > > > story.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Cat bowels are the worst. Is your cat a
> > > senior
> > > > > citizen and have a starfish that’s had
> > > better
> > > > > days?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Howdy there brownonion. I shore do hopes
> you
> > an
> > > > yer bowelz are doin well. It iz good ta
> hear
> > > from
> > > > you agains. I thinks I told you before that
> I
> > > > bought a little townhouze in Manassas. Even
> > tho
> > > I
> > > > aint in Fairfaxz no more I still looks at
> > thiz
> > > > forum some. Merri chriztmazz brownonion.
> > >
> > > I had family in Whitesburg KY and it used to
> be
> > a
> > > dry county. The closest place to get beer
> and
> > > booze was Wise Virginia. There was a
> supermax
> > > prison there called 'Red Onion.' A lot of
> the
> > > laid off coal miners went to work at the
> prison
> > > but it was known for housing the worst
> inmates
> > > that were serving very long or life sentences.
>
> > > The prison was hidden away but I knew people
> > that
> > > had family that worked there. Fucked up
> place.
> >
> >
> > I failed to return to jail from work release
> one
> > time. They charged me with escape which is a
> > serious felony. I wound up at Red Onion. It is
> not
> > a happy place. People lose their minds there.
> > Seven years in I started to lose it and was
> > released to a halfway house just in time.
>
>
> It’s certainly not polite of Virginia to have
> this house of horrors. I’m sorry they sent you
> there, as while prison shouldn’t be a holiday
> inn, it’s inhuman the way the department of
> “corrections” is. You’re a human being and
> many are suffering this Christmas there, and I
> wrote to the warden about offering more privacy on
> the groan thrones to having more castor oil,
> midwives, and other services for inmates and
> he’s a rude asshole. He refused to write back,
> and the Director of VA “Corrections” wrote me
> “were looking into it “ letter. They don’t
> care about humans, meaningful rehabilitation, or
> the bowels of those in prison.


Why not shut the fuck up BO? Guy shares about a horrible experience and you start in with your bullshit scat 'grone throne' 'midwives' - seriously just fuck off with your infantile shit fetish for once.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: December 22, 2019 11:32AM

Hi everyone. I am low on cash because I lost my job. I bought a loaf of bread and a big bag of frozen burritos from walmart on Thursday. That is all I have to eat right now. This is bad for the bowels. I would go to a soup kitchen but I am low on gas in my car. My ebt card balance is 86 cents. On the upside I have plenty of toilet paper and I am living in my Moms basement. My Mom put a lock on the door at the top of the steps because I stole some tuna fish from her last month.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Obvi Onion ()
Date: December 22, 2019 04:15PM

know joke Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dry County Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Brown Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > cat bowels Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > My cat box is in the utility room which
> is
> > > near
> > > > > the supply for my forced air heating
> system
> > > for
> > > > > the house. My cat woke me up with the
> > stench
> > > > of
> > > > > one of his movements. Been feeding him a
> > > > variety
> > > > > of new wet catfoods. He didnt bury it.
> 4am.
> >
> > > > True
> > > > > story.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Cat bowels are the worst. Is your cat a
> > senior
> > > > citizen and have a starfish that’s had
> > better
> > > > days?
> > >
> > >
> > > Howdy there brownonion. I shore do hopes you
> an
> > > yer bowelz are doin well. It iz good ta hear
> > from
> > > you agains. I thinks I told you before that I
> > > bought a little townhouze in Manassas. Even
> tho
> > I
> > > aint in Fairfaxz no more I still looks at
> thiz
> > > forum some. Merri chriztmazz brownonion.
> >
> > I had family in Whitesburg KY and it used to be
> a
> > dry county. The closest place to get beer and
> > booze was Wise Virginia. There was a supermax
> > prison there called 'Red Onion.' A lot of the
> > laid off coal miners went to work at the prison
> > but it was known for housing the worst inmates
> > that were serving very long or life sentences.
> > The prison was hidden away but I knew people
> that
> > had family that worked there. Fucked up place.
>
>
> I failed to return to jail from work release one
> time. They charged me with escape which is a
> serious felony. I wound up at Red Onion. It is not
> a happy place. People lose their minds there.
> Seven years in I started to lose it and was
> released to a halfway house just in time.

No offense but how could you 'fail to return to jail?' I mean they release you to do a job and if you dont return on time its a felony. Did they not explain the ramifications for you if you did not return. Im guessing they made it crystal clear. Thats some next-level self-destructive behavior right there.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: OP is a loser ()
Date: December 22, 2019 05:27PM

Same mentally ill dude having a convo with himself the entire thread. Get a fucking life.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: lkdjf ()
Date: December 22, 2019 06:02PM


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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: verified_green onion ()
Date: December 22, 2019 06:13PM

naughtydelicious

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 22, 2019 07:19PM

Again even during Christmas, even at the birth of Baby Jesus, even then the superior bowel folks can’t be like the three humble wise men. We’re not asking for frankincense, myrrh, or anything else valuable. Just the peace and joy of the season, to discuss our problems down below. Open your presents, eat up whatever you want, but we don’t need your disrespect or nasty pictures. You truly are disgusting people, and how high horsed you get, shows the deprivation of your character.

Got a good twenty plus pound turkey stewing in my innards. The forty feet of plumbing plus my starfish, per my team of midwives is not going to be a walk in the park. I look at the clock dreading the inevitable late night wake up call. Hoping that horrible plumber I have is available, and not getting drunk like he always is. These people think of their booze habits and iguana eating before a day of work.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Biby ()
Date: December 22, 2019 07:38PM

Im disappointed the picture guy is back.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: December 22, 2019 08:01PM

Biby Wrote:
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> Im disappointed the picture guy is back.


Yes. I am too. But we got our leader back. Brown Onion.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Blackenstein ()
Date: December 22, 2019 10:14PM

I cannot open this page with those fucking pictures on the thread - fucking gross. Where does one even find shit like that? Also the ex-con dude is an idiot for putting himself in a supermax not reporting back from work release. Jesus.

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Bowel Wrecker ()
Date: December 23, 2019 05:30AM

Love crushing some white chicks bowels!
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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: December 23, 2019 11:38AM

Bowel Wrecker Wrote:
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> Love crushing some white chicks bowels!


Why on earth would this woman allow this in her bowels? Exit only!!!

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Re: Gastrointestinal Doctors
Posted by: Embattled Starfish Onion ()
Date: December 23, 2019 11:46AM

Bowel Wrecker Wrote:
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> Love crushing some white chicks bowels!


poor thing, look at her starfish struggling to close, to fight off the impending doom.

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