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5 steps you must take to become a millionaire
Posted by: Grant Cardone ()
Date: December 09, 2019 08:59PM


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Re: 5 steps you must take to become a millionaire
Posted by: Penny pincher ()
Date: December 09, 2019 09:24PM

Step 1. Have a million dollars.

Step 2. ?

Step 3. ?

Step 4. ?

Step 5. Check your balance to see if you've gained or lost principal.

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Re: 5 steps you must take to become a millionaire
Posted by: Youngin’ ()
Date: December 09, 2019 09:46PM

Penny pincher Wrote:
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> Step 1. Have a million dollars.
>
> Step 2. ?
>
> Step 3. ?
>
> Step 4. ?
>
> Step 5. Check your balance to see if you've gained
> or lost principal.

How do you get to the million to start though? I’m trying to get to 5 mil on 50k. Got to figure out how to increase my cash flow.

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Re: 5 steps you must take to become a millionaire
Posted by: MAGA Millions ()
Date: December 09, 2019 10:00PM

Sorry, I think there are at least 11 steps to become a Republican Ceetified Millionaire.

1. Be born the son of a multi-millionaire.
2. Serve your country at a private military school for rich delinquent underachievers.
3. Fake a foot boo boo to avoid serving your country.
4. Dodge the draft 7 times and transfer to Wharton undergrad but claim you went to Wharton for an MBA.
5. Devalue your hundreds of millions in inheritance to the IRS and cheat on your taxes more than any American in history.
6. Inflate your asset valuations to the banks for fraudulent loans.
7. No Pay your contractors and subs
8. Run the business into the ground and default on your payments and declare bankruptcy 11 times.
9. Start a fraudulent charity, a fraudulent university, and start a fake reality TV show.
10. Get the Russians and a bunch of bigoted idiots to vote you in as President
11. Lie, cheat, steal, treason and do whatever it takes to make as much money as possible and stay out of jail before you defect to Russia.

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Re: 5 steps you must take to become a millionaire
Posted by: Check Your Math ()
Date: December 09, 2019 10:02PM

You forgot betray the Kurds, nuclearize North Korea, turn Syria and the US presidential elections over to Russia, and 13,000 lies.

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