Any good ideas, it has to be $10-15. For the office party.

I went to Starbucks and got one of those coffee tumblers for $12.

Do you know the recipient? What type of office is it? Age of recipient? Will the giver know who gave them the gift? Are food items permitted?

Starbucks gift card

Amazon gift card. Any kind of gift card. Walmart. Netflix gift codes. Gas card. Chocolates.

I try to give gifts of things I would like to receive myself.

Here is what I bought for a special friend,
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Cheap, but made in America. The Trump ones are made in China and cost way more than they are worth.
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Jane Fonda VHS Workout video.

A one year VIP membership to FFXU, which also includes a 2020 Meade Skelton calender and access to the secret forum.

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> Do you know the recipient? What type of office is
> it? Age of recipient? Will the giver know who
> gave them the gift? Are food items permitted?


I don’t know the recipient. I work in IT for a government contractor you have heard of. I got the tumbler because it’s unisex and everyone in my program office drinks coffee or tea.

lb of cookies from Swiss Bakery.

A few good ideas, especially the tumbler. I should have given more info to start but here is the rest of the background: it is a mid-size civil engineering firm. I don’t know the recipient and won’t until the day of the party. It’s not a dirty Santa though - the gifts are placed at seats during the lunch party. You grab a seat and that’s the gift you get. You don’t have to mark who it’s from but some people do. Food and drink items are acceptable, people have even given wine and liquor in the past.

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> Do you know the recipient? What type of office is
> it? Age of recipient? Will the giver know who
> gave them the gift? Are food items permitted?

Go to World Market. They have candies, cookies, treats from all over. Grab a few unique looking items and your done.

Booom!
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This is Fairfax Underground. When presented with a challenge, we are undaunted. We use our Intelligence, our Originality, our Universally appealing but underhanded wit.

As a true American Fairfax Underground Patriot and team player of considerable self-made millions, with years of experience, and slayer of thousands of beautiful women from every country and culture, let me give you the billion dollar secret scoop on a gift for $10.

This is FU fight club shit. You can't divulge it to anyone who isn't on FU.

If I see it pop up anywhere, you will be very sorry.

A $3 60 minute Fire Log.
A $4 bottle of wine.
A $3 can of Bush's Baked Beans.
Not one gift for $10 but three gifts for $10.

Add a free handwritten note:
"An hour of fire to warm your house. An hour of wine to warm your spirits with someone you love by the fire. A can of beans to warm the bed for both of you after the fire and the wine run out."

You can use this for house warming, weddings, anniversaries, birthday parties, you name it. People will smile and think - "Clever! He must be a Fairfax Underground guy."

You could also go the cheap FU route which is equally intelligent, original, and universally appealing with underhanded wit:

Give them the goatfuckerer2 gif of him shitting all over his own kitchen counter. They'll get hot under the collar and it will burn GF2's ass forever.

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Lmao...best response.. ever!!

DAMN! Girls - if you fucked a guy named Goatfuckerer2 you better go get checked for STD's because he burnin now!

GF2 sure is burning up his keyboard tryin to bury this thread. How long until he posts his favorite fag picture?

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> Give them the goatfuckerer2 gif of him shitting
> all over his own kitchen counter. They'll get hot
> under the collar and it will burn GF2's ass
> forever.


I thought the official gf2 gif was the one of that guy with the chef hat basting that Turkey on the kitchen counter with his cock?

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> GF2 sure is burning up his keyboard tryin to bury
> this thread. How long until he posts his favorite
> fag picture?


Don't invoke the fag pic!

still burnin huh?

Last year, one family member suggested and asked if we would all be interested in a “secret Santa”, I was all excited for the kids thinking a Santa was showing up.

Hamilton Beach 12-cup Programmable 49465R coffee maker Walmart $17.99

CR's Take
An extraordinary value, this inexpensive drip coffee maker beats out dozens of pricier models in CR’s battery of tests. Brew performance is Excellent, convenience and handling both Very Good, and it can be programmed to have piping fresh coffee waiting in the morning. Any caveats? When surveyed on their satisfaction level, CR members were lukewarm about Hamilton Beach coffee makers, giving the brand a mere Good rating.

Nice drip maker but what’s up with the handle on the pot? Looks like it could snap pretty easily at the bottom end.

Its high-impact glass reinforced plastic connected to the pot with a stainless steel metal band. Should be plenty strong.

Retro gifts are the best:
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A Knowledgeable Fellow Wrote:
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> This is Fairfax Underground. When presented with
> a challenge, we are undaunted. We use our
> Intelligence, our Originality, our Universally
> appealing but underhanded wit.
>
> As a true American Fairfax Underground Patriot and
> team player of considerable self-made millions,
> with years of experience, and slayer of thousands
> of beautiful women from every country and culture,
> let me give you the billion dollar secret scoop on
> a gift for $10.
>
> This is FU fight club shit. You can't divulge it
> to anyone who isn't on FU.
>
> If I see it pop up anywhere, you will be very
> sorry.
>
> A $3 60 minute Fire Log.
> A $4 bottle of wine.
> A $3 can of Bush's Baked Beans.
> Not one gift for $10 but three gifts for $10.
>
> Add a free handwritten note:
> "An hour of fire to warm your house. An hour of
> wine to warm your spirits with someone you love by
> the fire. A can of beans to warm the bed for both
> of you after the fire and the wine run out."
>
> You can use this for house warming, weddings,
> anniversaries, birthday parties, you name it.
> People will smile and think - "Clever! He must be
> a Fairfax Underground guy."
>
> You could also go the cheap FU route which is
> equally intelligent, original, and universally
> appealing with underhanded wit:
>
> Give them the goatfuckerer2 gif of him shitting
> all over his own kitchen counter. They'll get hot
> under the collar and it will burn GF2's ass
> forever.
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DC has a top notch burn unit.

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> DC has a top notch burn unit.
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A new goat for Gerry as his is highly infected with Gerry’s AIDS and may not last long.

You want the firelog or the baked beans?
We're all out of Malibu and Diet Coke.

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> You want the firelog or the baked beans?
> We're all out of Malibu and Diet Coke.

Sorry you ran out of your favorite drink but you can still fuck your goat.
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> Hamilton Beach 12-cup Programmable 49465R coffee
> maker
> W
> almart $17.99
>
> CR's Take
> An extraordinary value, this inexpensive drip
> coffee maker beats out dozens of pricier models in
> CR’s battery of tests. Brew performance is
> Excellent, convenience and handling both Very
> Good, and it can be programmed to have piping
> fresh coffee waiting in the morning. Any caveats?
> When surveyed on their satisfaction level, CR
> members were lukewarm about Hamilton Beach coffee
> makers, giving the brand a mere Good rating.


You are not very good at following directions are you? He said between $10 and $15. You offered an idea for an $18 coffee maker. Are you a trouble maker?

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> I went to Starbucks and got one of those coffee
> tumblers for $12.
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So how did you make out with the gift?

Hello! I can recommend to check some personalized socks. It is something like a hit of recent years. Like example look at these personalized ankle socks, I think they are great.

Are always crowd pleasers To give to the bald old fat male bosses with suggestions on how to use them once everyone is smashed , you did send that resignation letter before the party right and started the new job secretly already

Of course if your a lady well put together you can go as a real blow up doll to get a raise for using your head to get ahead
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groomsmen gifts
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> groomsmen gifts
> What are some cool groomsmen gift ideas? We’ve
> put together a lineup of unique, creative, and
> non-traditional ideas that are sure to make
> everyone in your wedding party smile with pride.
> These cool groomsmen gifts are made to fit every
> type of guy.
> Wood Boxed Whiskey Stones and Shot Glass Set
> Hatchet and Ammo Can Gift Set

awesome idea!

groomsmen gifts are in demand

To be honest, if you are looking for a groomsman gift you need to be very careful, if you don't want to make jokes. If you really appreciate your friend being a groom, you should know that a perfect gift could make him feel better. So to say, you should find something really special to make his wedding day unforgettable. I really recommend you to read this article about groomsman gifts to have a better information on gifts that could be perfect. Go on and read it, it is a really great article that helped me and a lot of friends of mine.

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Here is the website which is selling nesting dolls many times. This website has large assortment, fast delivery and interesting prices. There you can find souvenirs for relatives: russian dolls, toys, books, russian scarfs and clothes. Gifts, of course, are of high quality and they are worth it.

Last Christmas I got a couple of books, a new bag, and a lot of chocolate as a gift from secret santa. Of course, I wanted something more expensive, but we have what we have. But the day after Christmas, I was surprised by receiving one more gift, a wonderful gift basket. I can't tell you how beautiful it was. It was called gift basket Lavender Relaxation, and it was my favorite spa cosmetics. I was very happy to receive such a gift. By the way, you can browse a cool range of gift baskets for occasions like weddings, anniversaries, engagements, and birthdays at the website of the company that delivered me this gift baskets. https://www.jetgiftbaskets.com/ I found it amazing! They have the best prices and fast delivery. I recently bought another basket from them for my mother.



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> Last Christmas I got a couple of books, a new bag,and a lot of chocolate as a gift from secret santa. Of course, I wanted something more expensive, but we have what we have. But the day after Christmas, I was surprised by receiving one more gift, a wonderful gift basket. I can't tell you how beautiful it was. It was called gift basket Lavender Relaxation, and it was my favorite spa cosmetics. I was very happy to receive such a gift. By the way, you can browse a cool range of gift baskets for occasions like weddings, anniversaries, engagements, and birthdays at the website of the company that delivered me this gift baskets. https://www.jetgiftbaskets.com/ I found it amazing!They have the best prices and fast delivery. I recently bought another basket from them for my mother. >

My friend was just looking for this information. Thanks

To be honest, I'm really surprised by the gifts you offered. Even if it is said as a joke, it seems to me very immoral (Rubber Girl ?? Seriously ??? omg). Guys, it's Christmas, so the gift should be magical and memorable. I am sure that many of you in childhood often watched various cartoons on Christmas Eve, thanks to which a magical mood and holiday atmosphere was formed. I think everyone would be happy to return to that time and a gift can help with that. For example, give a cartoon style porter. On one of the forums, I was offered a rick and morty gift idea. I decided to present this portrait to my girlfriend and she was delighted with it, as it is one of her favorite cartoons.

GF2 started the on line drug ads again when this got bumped.
He still burnin!
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October is right around the corner.
Then it'll be Thanksgiving.
Then Christmas.
Then New Years.
2021.

Now, as the Christmas is coming, people organize the secret Santa in school, at work and more. I think this is great and a good opportunity for everyone to make a gift and to receive one from an anonym. You may see some good ideas for Secret Santa on giftlab because they have some personalized stuff and different customized blankets, clothes and more at a very good price. I like their service a lot because the provide quality and I have confidence when I order something.

My wife decided to make a very cool gift for the children. They have a big sweet tooth (but the dentist has them regularly, so everything is fine), so she ordered them wonderful sets of chocolate gifts on the internet. I recommend that you consider this as one of the good options for gifts for the holidays.

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> My wife decided to make a very cool gift for the
> children. They have a big sweet tooth (but the
> dentist has them regularly, so everything is
> fine), so she ordered them wonderful sets of href="https://chocolateandlove.com">chocolate
> gifts on the internet. I recommend that you
> consider this as one of the good options for gifts
> for the holidays.


Keep your shitty malware-infested links off this site

Eat shit and die spammer

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