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I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: December 06, 2019 02:51PM

If you wouldn’t bottom for the greatest President in American history, you’re a libtarded faggot.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Use protection ()
Date: December 06, 2019 02:56PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> If you wouldn’t bottom for the greatest
> President in American history, you’re a
> libtarded faggot.

No telling where that little thing has been

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: On no... ()
Date: December 06, 2019 02:58PM

Boomer "President Trump FTW" is drinking his bong water again.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: It's OK ()
Date: December 06, 2019 03:03PM

On no... Wrote:
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> Boomer "President Trump FTW" is drinking his bong
> water again.

Better for him to spend time posting here rather than hanging around playgrounds.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Yes we can ()
Date: December 06, 2019 03:04PM

I wanna go on the Russian whore piss tour with the greatest president the world has seen!

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: tbaggin to the oldies ()
Date: December 06, 2019 03:40PM

If you were a pork dairy or soy farmer he would have his mushroom dick in your ass as we speak.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: OP’s friend ()
Date: December 06, 2019 03:49PM

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Date: December 06, 2019 03:52PM

Where is my goat?

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn not signed in ()
Date: December 06, 2019 05:14PM

I watched one of mike pence’s gay porn videos. Hawt.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Egg nog ()
Date: December 06, 2019 10:56PM

Mayor Pete could help with that

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Peekza not signed in ()
Date: December 07, 2019 11:26PM

Maybe a weasel could have the same feeling in your ass. Ask Megan.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: wttpp ()
Date: December 08, 2019 08:40AM


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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: 3xtcj ()
Date: December 08, 2019 08:43AM


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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Buff ()
Date: December 08, 2019 11:05AM

Pence was gay before going in to politics. He’d probably stretch you out.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Sdontlit ()
Date: December 08, 2019 11:18AM

I would eat trumps asshole

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2. ()
Date: December 08, 2019 10:51PM

I love children.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Pc Retardz. ()
Date: December 08, 2019 11:13PM

Gerrymanderer2. Wrote:
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> I love children.


Me too

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: December 09, 2019 12:05AM

I’d like him to eat my asshole.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: savage nation ()
Date: December 09, 2019 01:10AM

True the Vote! Wrote:
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> I’d like him to eat my asshole.


I think it would be great to be spit-roasted by President Trump and Michael Savage. I was wondering which one I want in my butt first and which one I want in my mouth first. Then I realized whoever was up my butt first, would also be there third, fifth and on and on.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Piere Delicto ()
Date: December 09, 2019 01:36AM

I want President Trump to snerd nurgle me.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Soy cucks ()
Date: December 09, 2019 01:43AM

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: savage nation ()
Date: December 09, 2019 06:15PM

savage nation Wrote:
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> True the Vote! Wrote:
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> > I’d like him to eat my asshole.
>
>
> I think it would be great to be spit-roasted by
> President Trump and Michael Savage. I was
> wondering which one I want in my butt first and
> which one I want in my mouth first. Then I
> realized whoever was up my butt first, would also
> be there third, fifth and on and on.

It would be a shame to leave Rudy Guiliani out.

I bet Rudy and Trump could DP my ass while Michael savage squirts his baby batter down my eager throat. This is going to be fun.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Wet in the ass right now ()
Date: December 09, 2019 06:25PM

savage nation Wrote:
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> savage nation Wrote:
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> > True the Vote! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I’d like him to eat my asshole.
> >
> >
> > I think it would be great to be spit-roasted by
> > President Trump and Michael Savage. I was
> > wondering which one I want in my butt first and
> > which one I want in my mouth first. Then I
> > realized whoever was up my butt first, would
> also
> > be there third, fifth and on and on.
>
> It would be a shame to leave Rudy Guiliani out.
>
> I bet Rudy and Trump could DP my ass while Michael
> savage squirts his baby bat ter down my eager
> throat. This is going to be fun.

Waters and Pete are very handsome men, I think a threesome isn’t too far fetched,
I would like to dock with them, then have them go balls beep in my tight white ass, and just before they cum, they pull out and come all over my face while slapping their cocks across my face!

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Wrath of Trump ()
Date: December 16, 2019 05:23PM

OP will get his wish once Trump is acquitted by the senate. He’s going to be fucking every lib in the ass and there will be no mercy.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: McCurdy ()
Date: December 17, 2019 08:37AM

I need it in the morning

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Pierre Delicto ()
Date: December 17, 2019 03:39PM

My asshole is sore from letting tucker Carlson ram his cock in me.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: hewilldoit ()
Date: December 17, 2019 09:55PM

Then he will piss on you!
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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Ralio. ()
Date: December 17, 2019 10:41PM

OP, I can help with that; )

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Haunted house ()
Date: December 17, 2019 11:24PM

Trump presents himself as a top but I think he’s really a bottom. And not even a power bottom.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Banana Up Gerry’s Prolapsed Ass ()
Date: December 17, 2019 11:26PM

Haunted house Wrote:
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> Trump presents himself as a top but I think he’s
> really a bottom. And not even a power bottom.

If you want to see a power bottom check out this pic of Gerry’s blown out ass.
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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Greg ()
Date: December 18, 2019 09:46AM

Little red riding hood.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: I need to know ()
Date: December 18, 2019 11:17AM

WTF was Sharon sitting on!?

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Gross ()
Date: December 18, 2019 08:40PM

Whoever keeps posting that prolapsed anus picture has problems.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Banana Up Gerry’s Prolapsed Ass ()
Date: December 18, 2019 08:48PM

Gross Wrote:
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> Whoever keeps posting that prolapsed anus picture
> has problems.

Yes, Gerry has tons of problems with his prolapsed ass. Remember kids, don’t take goat cock up your ass or it will end up looking like Gerry’s destroyed mess.
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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Pc Retardz. ()
Date: December 19, 2019 08:42AM

I’m spreading my cheeks for President Trump right now and want him to stretch me out.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Ferris Mueller ()
Date: December 20, 2019 10:48AM

I bet trump has big balls. I wish I could suck on them.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn not signed in ()
Date: December 20, 2019 04:12PM

I want the president to wreck my..
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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Mike Pence ()
Date: December 21, 2019 12:24AM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> If you wouldn’t bottom for the greatest
> President in American history, you’re a
> libtarded faggot.

If you're a woman, that's completely fine (he'd probably be ok with doing you to). But, since you're not really a woman, then:

https://youtu.be/BuInKJ6NJXY
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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: My dream ()
Date: December 21, 2019 01:41AM

Is that this thread becomes a sticky

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Blue-America ()
Date: December 21, 2019 10:29AM

Do you think Trump and Pence bang in the Oval Office.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: gosherz ()
Date: December 21, 2019 12:27PM

Blue-America Wrote:
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> Do you think Trump and Pence bang in the Oval
> Office.


Probably. Al the closeted homo politicians seem to be Republican. Pence did gay porn before he became a Jesus freak too.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: sag award ()
Date: December 21, 2019 12:28PM

Banana Up Gerry’s Prolapsed Ass Wrote:
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> Gross Wrote:
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> > Whoever keeps posting that prolapsed anus
> picture
> > has problems.
>
> Yes, Gerry has tons of problems with his prolapsed
> ass. Remember kids, don’t take goat cock up
> your ass or it will end up looking like Gerry’s
> destroyed mess.


That pic can't be real.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Tiny brontosaurus ()
Date: December 21, 2019 03:38PM

This thread should be a sticky

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: edsx ()
Date: December 21, 2019 11:25PM

PTFTW! is a flaming faggot.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: December 22, 2019 10:59PM

My body is ready for President Trump to do with it as he pleases.
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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Grazillionaire ()
Date: December 23, 2019 07:51PM

True the Vote! Wrote:
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> My body is ready for President Trump to do with it
> as he pleases.


You Trump supporters are some fucking faggots.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Nfu ()
Date: December 23, 2019 07:57PM

Grazillionaire Wrote:
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> True the Vote! Wrote:
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> > My body is ready for President Trump to do with
> it
> > as he pleases.
>
>
> You Trump supporters are some fucking faggots.
Yes, I was just saying why is this thread so busy.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: December 23, 2019 08:35PM

Nfu Wrote:
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> Grazillionaire Wrote:
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> > True the Vote! Wrote:
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> > > My body is ready for President Trump to do
> with
> > it
> > > as he pleases.
> >
> >
> > You Trump supporters are some fucking faggots.
> Yes, I was just saying why is this thread so busy.


If doing my patriotic duty of pleasuring the presidential penis is gay, then yes, I’m the biggest faggot in the whole country. I’d suck anyone’s dick if it made America great again. FUCK LIBS!

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Cornholio ()
Date: December 24, 2019 01:59AM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> Nfu Wrote:
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> > Grazillionaire Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > True the Vote! Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > My body is ready for President Trump to do
> > with
> > > it
> > > > as he pleases.
> > >
> > >
> > > You Trump supporters are some fucking
> faggots.
> > Yes, I was just saying why is this thread so
> busy.
>
>
> If doing my patriotic duty of pleasuring the
> presidential penis is gay, then yes, I’m the
> biggest faggot in the whole country. I’d suck
> anyone’s dick if it made America great again.
> FUCK LIBS!

Dude, just admit you’re gay. It’s okay. Pence is too.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Going back to Cali ()
Date: December 24, 2019 02:14PM

Don’t ever let this thread die to remind Trump supporters they’re the biggest cucks on earth.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Black Bear ()
Date: December 24, 2019 03:53PM

Little red riding hood.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: December 25, 2019 03:31PM

It’s all I wanted for Christmas!

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: December 25, 2019 03:58PM

I'm so excited. My nephew's gay brother-in-law is going to give me a pity fuck as a Christmas Gift. I have a script for him to speak as he is plowing my ass.

"Oh if only Melania had given me a backstage pass, I wouldn't have had to pay whores like you and Stormy for anal."

This is all just practice of course. I WILL be doing my patriotic duty for real in 2020.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Definitely not Eesh ()
Date: December 26, 2019 06:48PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> I'm so excited. My nephew's gay brother-in-law is
> going to give me a pity fuck as a Christmas Gift.
> I have a script for him to speak as he is plowing
> my ass.
>
> "Oh if only Melania had given me a backstage pass,
> I wouldn't have had to pay whores like you and
> Stormy for anal."
>
> This is all just practice of course. I WILL be
> doing my patriotic duty for real in 2020.

Sweet!

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: December 27, 2019 11:55AM

What I don't understand is what has taken Trump so long. I must do my patriotic duty. I have been offering Trump my services since the election. Three years ago when he first took office, I even had the FBI interview me in February 2017. I figured they were clearing me for my bunghole debut. I practice my exercises daily. My flashlight is getting kind of stinky but that is a small price to pay for this much MAGA.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Booblins ()
Date: December 27, 2019 02:27PM

I actually believe Trumptards would want this.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Ashatah ()
Date: December 28, 2019 01:18AM

White men love to bottom for their masters.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: Triggered little Trumptards ()
Date: December 28, 2019 01:23AM

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: December 30, 2019 10:30AM

Ashatah Wrote:
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> White men love to bottom for their masters.


All good Americans do.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: January 20, 2020 09:44PM

I want the president to not jerk off or fuck for a week so he’s got lots of cum to inject into my starfish.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: February 05, 2020 07:24PM

I keep my sphincter lubed in case the president wants to take me up on my offer.

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Re: I would love it if President Trump fucked me in my tight little asshole
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: May 05, 2020 11:18PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> I keep my sphincter lubed in case the president
> wants to take me up on my offer.


Me too.

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