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we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: I want more entertainment ()
Date: November 21, 2019 01:16AM

I was watching a fat couple struggle to get out of their car in a parking lot at the grocery store today. They were each well over 350 pounds. They really had to work just at getting out of the car seat. It was very funny. I almost felt bad for laughing at them, but when I finished my sandwich and went into the store, I saw them on the store scooters and saw the shit they were buying. Nothing but the grossest, must fattening shit available. They are making themselves obese, so it is OK take amusement. And watching them straaaaaaaaaain to reach another sixpack of bud
or gallon of cookie dough ice cream gave me much merriment.

So I got to thinking - what is more hysterical than watching fat people do ANYTHING physical? When they try to stretch, run, jump, climb, lift something, whatever, it is simply hysterical. It is like a circus act! So why not a Fat Olympics? All the same events as the stupid international olympics, but nobody under 300 pounds! I bet folks would pay good money to see that.

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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: Smmee ()
Date: November 21, 2019 02:28AM

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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: jsdhdfhg ()
Date: November 21, 2019 12:42PM

I want more entertainment Wrote:
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> I was watching a fat couple struggle to get out of
> their car in a parking lot at the grocery store
> today. They were each well over 350 pounds. They
> really had to work just at getting out of the car
> seat. It was very funny. I almost felt bad for
> laughing at them, but when I finished my sandwich
> and went into the store, I saw them on the store
> scooters and saw the shit they were buying.
> Nothing but the grossest, must fattening shit
> available. They are making themselves obese, so it
> is OK take amusement. And watching them
> straaaaaaaaaain to reach another sixpack of bud
> or gallon of cookie dough ice cream gave me much
> merriment.
>
> So I got to thinking - what is more hysterical
> than watching fat people do ANYTHING physical?
> When they try to stretch, run, jump, climb, lift
> something, whatever, it is simply hysterical. It
> is like a circus act! So why not a Fat Olympics?
> All the same events as the stupid international
> olympics, but nobody under 300 pounds! I bet folks
> would pay good money to see that.


Because "fat" is no longer allowed. Now, they just edit the meaning of average instead so it doesn't trigger the entitled fatass snowflakes who sit around all day staring at their phones.
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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: Already exists ()
Date: November 21, 2019 03:38PM

Goto Georgetown cupcake to see Megan McCain pentathletes waiting in line.

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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: Not the Anglos ()
Date: November 21, 2019 03:43PM

jsdhdfhg Wrote:
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> I want more entertainment Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I was watching a fat couple struggle to get out
> of
> > their car in a parking lot at the grocery store
> > today. They were each well over 350 pounds.
> They
> > really had to work just at getting out of the
> car
> > seat. It was very funny. I almost felt bad for
> > laughing at them, but when I finished my
> sandwich
> > and went into the store, I saw them on the
> store
> > scooters and saw the shit they were buying.
> > Nothing but the grossest, must fattening shit
> > available. They are making themselves obese, so
> it
> > is OK take amusement. And watching them
> > straaaaaaaaaain to reach another sixpack of bud
> > or gallon of cookie dough ice cream gave me
> much
> > merriment.
> >
> > So I got to thinking - what is more hysterical
> > than watching fat people do ANYTHING physical?
> > When they try to stretch, run, jump, climb,
> lift
> > something, whatever, it is simply hysterical.
> It
> > is like a circus act! So why not a Fat
> Olympics?
> > All the same events as the stupid international
> > olympics, but nobody under 300 pounds! I bet
> folks
> > would pay good money to see that.
>
>
> Because "fat" is no longer allowed. Now, they just
> edit the meaning of average instead so it doesn't
> trigger the entitled fatass snowflakes who sit
> around all day staring at their phones.


Have you seen the UK? They are seriously catching up with Americans in terms of obesity, if not already ahead of the curve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrSojmxA1I0

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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: jsfdhjgfgh ()
Date: November 21, 2019 03:49PM

Not the Anglos Wrote:
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> Have you seen the UK? They are seriously catching
> up with Americans in terms of obesity, if not
> already ahead of the curve.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrSojmxA1I0


Yeah, the western diet is killing the world one fatass at a time

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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: Fat people are funny ()
Date: November 21, 2019 03:56PM

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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: European and American Women ()
Date: November 21, 2019 04:03PM

European women are fat too. Obesity is a worldwide epidemic and the USA is not the fattest country, and isn't even in the top ten.

Furthermore the comparison poster is grossly inaccurate. I've lived in France, England, Latvia, Dubai, Germany, and Russia for various lengths of time and would strongly disagree with most of the comparisons. I could certainly make some generalizations about American women -- such as lack of math skills -- but the US is so large and diverse that one could find more exceptions to such generalization than the total female population in in many other countries.

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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: World Fatass Competition ()
Date: November 21, 2019 04:13PM

Kuwait is just ahead of the U.S. with more fatasses

Countries with the Highest Prevalence of Obesity
Rank ?Country Percentage of Population that is Obese
1 Nauru 61.0
2 Cook Islands 55.9
3 Palau 55.3
4 Marshall Islands 52.9
5 Tuvalu 51.6
6 Niue 50.0
7 Tonga 48.2
8 Samoa 47.3
9 Kiribati 46.0
10 Micronesia 45.8
11 Kuwait 37.9
12 United States of America 36.2
13 Jordan 35.5
14 Saudi Arabia 35.4
15 Qatar 35.1
16 Libya 32.5
17 Turkey 32.1
18 Egypt 32.0
19 Lebanon 32.0
20 United Arab Emirates 31.7
21 Bahamas 31.6
22 New Zealand 30.8
23 Iraq 30.4
24 Fiji 30.2
25 Bahrain 29.8

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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: jsfadjgfvewgh ()
Date: November 21, 2019 04:28PM

World Fatass Competition Wrote:
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> Kuwait is just ahead of the U.S. with more
> fatasses
>
> Countries with the Highest Prevalence of Obesity
> Rank ?Country Percentage of Population that is
> Obese
> 1 Nauru 61.0
> 2 Cook Islands 55.9
> 3 Palau 55.3
> 4 Marshall Islands 52.9
> 5 Tuvalu 51.6
> 6 Niue 50.0
> 7 Tonga 48.2
> 8 Samoa 47.3
> 9 Kiribati 46.0
> 10 Micronesia 45.8
> 11 Kuwait 37.9
> 12 United States of America 36.2
> 13 Jordan 35.5
> 14 Saudi Arabia 35.4
> 15 Qatar 35.1
> 16 Libya 32.5
> 17 Turkey 32.1
> 18 Egypt 32.0
> 19 Lebanon 32.0
> 20 United Arab Emirates 31.7
> 21 Bahamas 31.6
> 22 New Zealand 30.8
> 23 Iraq 30.4
> 24 Fiji 30.2
> 25 Bahrain 29.8


From that list, nowhere in Europe is listed as being fatter than the US. I haven't heard of many of those countries lol.

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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: the entire world is FAT ()
Date: November 21, 2019 05:18PM

jsfadjgfvewgh Wrote:
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> From that list, nowhere in Europe is listed as
> being fatter than the US. I haven't heard of many
> of those countries lol.

Nobody said it was. However just because America is more obese doesn't mean Europe isn't obese also.

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World Health Organization / Europe
Obesity is one of the greatest public health challenges of the 21st century. Its prevalence has tripled in many countries of the WHO European Region since the 1980s, and the numbers of those affected continue to rise at an alarming rate...

Fat people are taking over EVERYWHERE. It is less of an epidemic in Japan and South Korea, but even in those countries people are getting fatter.

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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: jfhdshgc ()
Date: November 21, 2019 09:25PM

the entire world is FAT Wrote:
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> Fat people are taking over EVERYWHERE. It is less
> of an epidemic in Japan and South Korea, but even
> in those countries people are getting fatter.

Heart disease used to almost non-existent in Asian countries. But fast food and other western influences have infected them too.

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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: Globe trotter ()
Date: November 21, 2019 09:43PM

jsfadjgfvewgh Wrote:
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> World Fatass Competition Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Kuwait is just ahead of the U.S. with more
> > fatasses
> >
> > Countries with the Highest Prevalence of
> Obesity
> > Rank ?Country Percentage of Population that is
> > Obese
> > 1 Nauru 61.0
> > 2 Cook Islands 55.9
> > 3 Palau 55.3
> > 4 Marshall Islands 52.9
> > 5 Tuvalu 51.6
> > 6 Niue 50.0
> > 7 Tonga 48.2
> > 8 Samoa 47.3
> > 9 Kiribati 46.0
> > 10 Micronesia 45.8
> > 11 Kuwait 37.9
> > 12 United States of America 36.2
> > 13 Jordan 35.5
> > 14 Saudi Arabia 35.4
> > 15 Qatar 35.1
> > 16 Libya 32.5
> > 17 Turkey 32.1
> > 18 Egypt 32.0
> > 19 Lebanon 32.0
> > 20 United Arab Emirates 31.7
> > 21 Bahamas 31.6
> > 22 New Zealand 30.8
> > 23 Iraq 30.4
> > 24 Fiji 30.2
> > 25 Bahrain 29.8
>
>
> From that list, nowhere in Europe is listed as
> being fatter than the US. I haven't heard of many
> of those countries lol.


I might give you a pass if you couldn't locate half of those countries on a map, but to not have heard of many of them is ridiculous.

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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: jsfadjgfvewgh ()
Date: November 21, 2019 10:28PM

Globe trotter Wrote:
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> jsfadjgfvewgh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > World Fatass Competition Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Kuwait is just ahead of the U.S. with more
> > > fatasses
> > >
> > > Countries with the Highest Prevalence of
> > Obesity
> > > Rank ?Country Percentage of Population that
> is
> > > Obese
> > > 1 Nauru 61.0
> > > 2 Cook Islands 55.9
> > > 3 Palau 55.3
> > > 4 Marshall Islands 52.9
> > > 5 Tuvalu 51.6
> > > 6 Niue 50.0
> > > 7 Tonga 48.2
> > > 8 Samoa 47.3
> > > 9 Kiribati 46.0
> > > 10 Micronesia 45.8
> > > 11 Kuwait 37.9
> > > 12 United States of America 36.2
> > > 13 Jordan 35.5
> > > 14 Saudi Arabia 35.4
> > > 15 Qatar 35.1
> > > 16 Libya 32.5
> > > 17 Turkey 32.1
> > > 18 Egypt 32.0
> > > 19 Lebanon 32.0
> > > 20 United Arab Emirates 31.7
> > > 21 Bahamas 31.6
> > > 22 New Zealand 30.8
> > > 23 Iraq 30.4
> > > 24 Fiji 30.2
> > > 25 Bahrain 29.8
> >
> >
> > From that list, nowhere in Europe is listed as
> > being fatter than the US. I haven't heard of
> many
> > of those countries lol.
>
>
> I might give you a pass if you couldn't locate
> half of those countries on a map, but to not have
> heard of many of them is ridiculous.


To clarify: haven't heard of many of the countries ranked 1-11. Though Kuwait and Samoa I have heard of.

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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: That is part of the problem.... ()
Date: November 22, 2019 04:04PM

jsfadjgfvewgh Wrote:
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> Though Kuwait and Samoa I have heard
> of.

Mmmm, Samoas.
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Re: we have the Special Olympics - why not have a Fat Olympics?
Posted by: A very special olymoian ()
Date: November 22, 2019 04:12PM

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