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Weird Habits
Posted by: Soak it all over ()
Date: November 12, 2019 12:00PM

We all have weird habits - but how weird? Maybe they are actually normal, we just don’t realize that others maybe do the same.

In the spirit of this idea, I am wondering - does anyone else spit on the TP to get some extra cleaning action when wiping after dropping a deuce?

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2. ()
Date: November 12, 2019 12:04PM

I lick my gay protector and goats asses clean after I cum inside them.
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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Mujyy ()
Date: November 12, 2019 12:14PM

Seems unsanitary, why not take a wet napkin in ahead of time? What if you had some sort of infection and you transferred saliva with high viral load from your mouth to your bumhole? Not good at all.

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Details ()
Date: November 12, 2019 12:26PM

Toilet paper is made to disintegrate when wet and hence is unsatisfactory for wet cleanup of the sphincter. Take a wet paper towel into the stall with you. Use TP for the initial wiping until the paper comes up clean, then proceed to the wet paper towel. Paper towels will clog plumbing so dispose of it in the trash or feminine products receptacle.

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Very simple question ()
Date: November 12, 2019 12:37PM

Why do you guys care if faggot libtards get infections? The more libtards that die , less libtards.

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: H6d3b ()
Date: November 12, 2019 12:42PM

What does wiping your ass have to do with politics? You are some kind of stupid “very simple question.”

You must see dead people...everywhere.

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Use baby wipes ()
Date: November 12, 2019 12:45PM

+2


Details Wrote:
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> Toilet paper is made to disintegrate when wet and
> hence is unsatisfactory for wet cleanup of the
> sphincter. Take a wet paper towel into the stall
> with you. Use TP for the initial wiping until the
> paper comes up clean, then proceed to the wet
> paper towel. Paper towels will clog plumbing so
> dispose of it in the trash or feminine products
> receptacle.

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: clean as a whistle ()
Date: November 12, 2019 12:51PM

I found a utility bathroom in my building that also has a tap for filling mop buckets, surrounded by a low basin. After the initially wiping I can literally squat in front of the tap with my butt hanging over the drain and use the flowing water and a free hand to clean up nicely.

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Interesting.. ()
Date: November 12, 2019 12:57PM

I do the toliet paper thing too sometimes

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Booger storage ()
Date: November 12, 2019 07:36PM

I pick my nose in bed and wipe it in between the mattress and box spring. I am 52 years old, been doing it for decades. Wife doesn’t know.

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: never go in dry ()
Date: November 12, 2019 07:43PM

Soak it all over Wrote:
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> We all have weird habits - but how weird? Maybe
> they are actually normal, we just don’t realize
> that others maybe do the same.
>
> In the spirit of this idea, I am wondering - does
> anyone else spit on the TP to get some extra
> cleaning action when wiping after dropping a
> deuce?


either that or just dip the wad in the toilet bowl a little

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Feets ()
Date: November 12, 2019 08:06PM

I pick my dead foot skin and eat it

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Automatically gets you off ()
Date: November 12, 2019 08:15PM

Nasty! Does that make you a cannibal?



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> I pick my dead foot skin and eat it

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: I ll ()
Date: November 12, 2019 08:17PM

I work, come home, drink, and don’t shower, then go to sleep, while sleeping, I like rubbing the debris from my ass crack.

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Feets ()
Date: November 12, 2019 08:20PM

Actually yes. My therapist said it's more common than people think and I looked it up and quite a few people do it too. It's a form of self cannibalism yes.

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Grundle Lover ()
Date: November 12, 2019 09:10PM

I love the taste on my grundle butter

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Gerry is Full of Diseases ()
Date: November 12, 2019 09:41PM

Gerry services dudes taking a shit at the 66 rest area with his two faggot friends in this pic. Beware, these are some disease ridden faggots who also fuck animals when there are no men around.
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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Farts in a jar ()
Date: November 12, 2019 09:44PM

Did they move into your turf then? Which rest stop do you service now?

Gerry is Full of Diseases Wrote:
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> Gerry services dudes taking a shit at the 66 rest
> area with his two faggot friends in this pic.
> Beware, these are some disease ridden faggots who
> also fuck animals when there are no men around.

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Re: Weird Habits
Posted by: Bobby Sox ()
Date: November 12, 2019 09:51PM

I once dated a chick that loved to smell her own farts. A lot of people are probably into that I am guessing.

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