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BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: meade watch 2019 ()
Date: November 09, 2019 07:40PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx_aOpn7sWo

Campbell's soup and cheap beer are the best of all possible ingredients.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Did you read the recipe? ()
Date: November 09, 2019 08:02PM

He uses three pounds of cheese in that muck. (6 8oz bars)

He is going to need to visit "Fleet Street" tonight.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Casey Anthony ()
Date: November 09, 2019 08:04PM

One time my daughter got really fucking sassy and bratty with me and I punched her hard in the face about 10 minutes straight. Felt so good.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: For your consideration ()
Date: November 09, 2019 08:04PM

You need:
-2 large onions
-6 bars of EXTRA SHARP CHEDDAR or BLACK RHINE Cheese
-1 can of tomato soup
-1 can of tomato paste
-Worchestershire sauce
-1 can of beer
-1 box of Saltine crackers

DIRECTIONS: Chop up onions. Slice cheese into thin slices. Put contents into pot and set stove on medium high. Add tomato paste and tomato soup. Add 1 tsp of Worchestershire sauce, add 1 tbsp of beer (for coloring) Stir frequently, Let contents come to a semi-boil (about 15 min.) Pour over crackers and serve. Rice can be substituted for the crackers as it is good also.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: That makes sense ()
Date: November 09, 2019 08:08PM

Casey Anthony Wrote:
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> One time my daughter got really fucking sassy and
> bratty with me and I punched her hard in the face
> about 10 minutes straight. Felt so good.


I always wondered about the other side of the story. No one ever thinks about how that little bitch was acting up right before. I knew she had it coming.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: you can sustitute tofu forcheese ()
Date: November 09, 2019 08:08PM

then it is healthier and more earth-friendly.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: White people can't cook ()
Date: November 09, 2019 08:58PM

Jesus, that looks like every parody of bland, tasteless white trash food. I bet Meade puts raisins in his unseasoned potato salad too. Fucking white people trash.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Vomitous ()
Date: November 09, 2019 09:01PM

Fuck that looks nasty. And what's the point? It's tomato soup (from a can) with some onions and low-grade cheese melted into it served on crackers. Even trailer trash eat better than that. It looks like something Lizzy would be making in prison. I've upchucked stuff that looked better.

Meade is a complete failure at everything.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Its "Rink Tum Diddy" ()
Date: November 09, 2019 11:46PM

What girls made at slumber parties back in the late 50's and early 60's for Christs sake. How lame!

LMAO Have not heard of that in decades !

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Meade Psychiatrist, Dr. E. Nemma ()
Date: November 10, 2019 12:15AM

no wonder he has stomach problems
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: PYBRobably more like this ()
Date: November 10, 2019 02:08AM

Casey Anthony Wrote:
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> One time my father got really fucking sassy and
> bratty with me and I stabbed him. Felt so good.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Fuck you I'm eating ()
Date: November 10, 2019 11:40AM

Meade Psychiatrist, Dr. E. Nemma Wrote:
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> no wonder he has stomach problems


Did you notice Meade leaves out the number of people that slop serves?
With three pounds of cheese, even if it serves 6 that is half a pound of cheese per serving.

We all know it serves three. One 85-year-old man who doesn't eat much. One 50-year-old woman who doesn't eat much and the rest will be gobbled up by the fat fuck with an overeating disorder.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Improved recipe ()
Date: November 10, 2019 12:00PM

Here's a way to improve that recipe:

DIRECTIONS: Chop up onions. Slice cheese into thin slices. Put contents into pot and set stove on medium high. Add tomato paste and tomato soup. Add 1 tsp of Worcestershire sauce, add 1 tbsp of beer (for coloring) Stir frequently, Let contents come to a semi-boil (about 15 min.) Pour over crackers and then throw it all into the garbage and then eat literally anything else.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds want to know ()
Date: November 10, 2019 12:08PM

How much coloring can one tablespoon of beer add?

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Martha Stewart ()
Date: November 10, 2019 12:21PM

Enquiring Minds want to know Wrote:
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> How much coloring can one tablespoon of beer add?

Exactly zero. It's a superfluous ingredient. But, if you put too much in, it would have flavor, and if there's one thing white people hate in their food it's flavor and seasoning.

Also, his onion chopping technique is weak. "Don't get any skin in there" he says, as he whacks away one-handed, getting onion skin everywhere. Also, "You should use a smaller knife for safety purposes." LOL, WTF? Use a chef's knife like a normal person, you fucking knob.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: I tried it ()
Date: November 10, 2019 12:31PM

I loved it! My family loves this recipe. I will serve it at the next church pot luck supper!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Cracker detector ()
Date: November 10, 2019 12:59PM

I tried it Wrote:
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> I loved it! My family loves this recipe. I will
> serve it at the next church pot luck supper!


You sound white.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Trick question ()
Date: November 10, 2019 02:46PM

I tried it Wrote:
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> I loved it! My family loves this recipe. I will
> serve it at the next church pot luck supper!


Meade, does this mean you have found a new church to join?


It's a sin to lie.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Gross! ()
Date: November 12, 2019 12:40PM

OMG, so nasty. Opening a can of tomato soup and throwing onions and cheese into it isn't really a recipe. It's just throwing random garbage into a pot. Also LOL at "mah great-great grandpappy invented this". No. No he didn't.

Also, this would be about the worst thing you could give a dog to help them recover. Much too acidic. Also, WTF are you doing to your hunting dogs that they fall ill often enough that you've developed a folk-remedy for helping them recuperate?

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Onions can kill dogs ()
Date: November 12, 2019 12:45PM

Gross! Wrote:
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> OMG, so nasty. Opening a can of tomato soup and
> throwing onions and cheese into it isn't really a
> recipe. It's just throwing random garbage into a
> pot. Also LOL at "mah great-great grandpappy
> invented this". No. No he didn't.
>
> Also, this would be about the worst thing you
> could give a dog to help them recover. Much too
> acidic. Also, WTF are you doing to your hunting
> dogs that they fall ill often enough that you've
> developed a folk-remedy for helping them
> recuperate?


A lot of common foods can kill dogs.

Avocados, chocolate and onions are the three that I have to worry about the most. All informed dog owners know this. Of course, Meade does not know this.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Ceci n'est pa une recipe ()
Date: November 12, 2019 05:34PM

Gross! Wrote:
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> OMG, so nasty. Opening a can of tomato soup and
> throwing onions and cheese into it isn't really a
> recipe.

You don't need a recipe or a YT video to say, "Hey did you know you can throw chopped onions and cheese into tomato soup?"

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Welfare dishes ()
Date: November 12, 2019 05:39PM

WTF?

Why not just eat six blocks of cheese and a beer?

No wonder Meade is so fat and out of shape. That is the most awful dish I've seen since putting the fried chicken into a gallon of ice cream.

The dishes these fuck fat eat are disgusting.

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Posted by: Honkey food ()
Date: November 12, 2019 05:49PM

Welfare dishes Wrote:
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> WTF?
>
> Why not just eat six blocks of cheese and a beer?
>
> No wonder Meade is so fat and out of shape. That
> is the most awful dish I've seen since putting the
> fried chicken into a gallon of ice cream.
>
> The dishes these fuck fat eat are disgusting.


Typical white people food. No seasoning and bland as fuck.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Cannibalism ()
Date: November 12, 2019 05:50PM

...And served over crackers! A cracker eating crackers.

No-talent, fat-ass, mooby-having, cracker eating motherfucker.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Redneck Billy Bob news ()
Date: November 12, 2019 06:31PM

Also known in the real world as Nacho Cheese dip.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: PF Chang's Meade ()
Date: November 12, 2019 06:53PM

Redneck Billy Bob news Wrote:
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> Also known in the real world as Nacho Cheese dip.


I'm hoping he does Chinese next.

Deep fry some battered chunks of fatback pork.
Whip up a sauce made of ketchup, soy sauce, and vinegar.

other spices and type of batter are the chef's preference.


Then you have a big steamy pile of
SWEET AND SOUR BLUBBER BITS
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Ching Chong Ding Dong ()
Date: November 12, 2019 07:54PM

Meade really is a piece of shit.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Ring Dum Titties ()
Date: November 12, 2019 09:38PM

This is a reboot. He did a ring tum ditty video years ago. Has Meade run out of new material?

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: One trick pony ()
Date: November 12, 2019 09:43PM

Ring Dum Titties Wrote:
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> This is a reboot. He did a ring tum ditty video
> years ago. Has Meade run out of new material?

LOL, he only knows how to cook one low-grade shitty white-trash meal.

If Johnny Marzetti weren't so "technically challenging" for him, he'd probably show us how to cook that slop too.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: everyone's jealous of meade ()
Date: November 12, 2019 11:10PM

he can sing, dance, play piano, compose, and cook while keeping up an engaging banter. Once Hollywood cleans up its act because the audience is sick of their America hating filth, meade will make a fortune in entertainment! And he has that young, innocent, clean, boy-next-door look that Americans are thirsting for!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: you need to clean my keyboard ()
Date: November 12, 2019 11:13PM

everyone's jealous of meade Wrote:
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> he can sing, dance, play piano, compose, and cook
> while keeping up an engaging banter. Once
> Hollywood cleans up its act because the audience
> is sick of their America hating filth, meade will
> make a fortune in entertainment! And he has that
> young, innocent, clean, boy-next-door look that
> Americans are thirsting for!

I actually spit out my drink while reading that.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Meade quit blaming others ()
Date: November 12, 2019 11:18PM

everyone's jealous of meade Wrote:
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> he can sing, dance, play piano, compose, and cook
> while keeping up an engaging banter. Once
> Hollywood cleans up its act because the audience
> is sick of their America hating filth, meade will
> make a fortune in entertainment! And he has that
> young, innocent, clean, boy-next-door look that
> Americans are thirsting for!

Meade, you need to accept the fact that your only appeal is people like to laugh at self-absorbed delusional retards.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: meade is the new Clark Gable ()
Date: November 12, 2019 11:39PM

They may have to change the name from Hollywood to Holywood. The kind of swill Hollywood produces now will only be available at dingy little theaters on skid row.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: New video-cooking with Meade.
Posted by: Trinity Moses ()
Date: November 13, 2019 01:07AM

meade is the new Clark Gable Wrote:
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> They may have to change the name from Hollywood to
> Holywood. The kind of swill Hollywood produces now
> will only be available at dingy little theaters on
> skid row.


Meade,
the father of lies has filled your mind with false visions. You are too old and fat to be the new Clark Gable. You might be able to pass for the new Sally Struthers.
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