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What if it was possible to gift President Trump with immortality?
Posted by: Cam Francis ()
Date: November 08, 2019 02:56PM

German scientists at the Max Planck Institute of Bio Physics, under the supervision of Her Dr. Gerhard Hummer are developing gene therapies that would enable an individual to live forever through advances made in biophysics. Genes would be able to replicate error free at the same rate as someone who is in their mid 20's.

If Trump were put through such therapies, and if the American people were willing to scrap the ridiculous two-term limit, it would enable Donald Trump, arguably the greatest leader the world has ever known to remain in office until the end of time.

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Re: What if it was possible to gift President Trump with immortality?
Posted by: Ehjd ()
Date: November 08, 2019 03:00PM

BEER AND TRUMP RALLIES FOR EVER!!

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Re: What if it was possible to gift President Trump with immortality?
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: November 08, 2019 03:01PM

I choked up a little bit reading this. The thought of such a thing would bring tears to my eyes. Americans would rejoice, but freedom hating liberal terrorists would hate it.

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Re: What if it was possible to gift President Trump with immortality?
Posted by: Blue-America ()
Date: November 08, 2019 05:13PM

Trumpanzees would have a mental breakdown if this were to happen with Obama.

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Re: What if it was possible to gift President Trump with immortality?
Posted by: And the answer is... ()
Date: November 08, 2019 05:17PM

Life in prison would become eternity in prison.

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Re: What if it was possible to gift President Trump with immortality?
Posted by: H3EDY ()
Date: November 08, 2019 05:25PM

Blue-America Wrote:
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> Trumpanzees would have a mental breakdown if this
> were to happen with Obama.


Obama is weak and unhealthy. He smokes and engages unsafe sex. He could barely lift 12 lbs.



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Re: What if it was possible to gift President Trump with immortality?
Posted by: President for Life ()
Date: November 08, 2019 05:27PM

If the technology is available, we must implement it. The future of Humanity hangs in the balance.

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Re: What if it was possible to gift President Trump with immortality?
Posted by: True enough ()
Date: November 08, 2019 05:37PM

Blue-America Wrote:
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> Trumpanzees would have a mental breakdown if this
> were to happen with Obama.


If there was an election between Obama and Trump for Emperor of the USA forever,
Obama would win in a landslide.

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Re: What if it was possible to gift President Trump with immortality?
Posted by: Der Stürmer ()
Date: November 08, 2019 06:05PM

If we could somehow figure out a way to reanimate the Fuhrer and give him immortality, our dream of a thousand year Reich could finally be realized.

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Re: What if it was possible to gift President Trump with immortality?
Posted by: Der Fuhrer ()
Date: November 08, 2019 06:21PM

Der Stürmer Wrote:
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> If we could somehow figure out a way to reanimate
> the Fuhrer and give him immortality, our dream of
> a thousand year Reich could finally be realized.

Nah, he would just bug out on you again when the going got tough.

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