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> Don’t forget to forced skull fucker too.
> Just a bottom of the barrel liberal shithole
Young hot, horny women jumping our bones in the office, while in office, is a very long and proud part of our 100% truly Patriotic, 100% truly American Democratic brand.
We Democrats are indeed a rock star hot, sexy, interesting, curious, and very human brand of winning people that sometimes make very stupid mistakes. There is no denying it. We don't deny it. That is our brand. It helps us win!
Yeah, we Democrats really fuck up bad sometimes. Really bad!! We deny it maybe a little bit, but we eventually fess up. We pay the price. Sometimes that means going to jail. We just disappear from sight for a while. We do our time. We get therapy for our clinical and criminal disorders, join group therapy, go through the recovery steps, and work to rehabilitate ourselves and our reputation in the eyes of our family, friends, and community. We enjoy the show and the drama. We laugh at our knuckleheads. But we hold people accountable when they really fuck up and break the law. We even vote to impeach them from time to time. Sometimes that's what the majority votes for. And sometimes not so much, like a whole long list of really bad Democrats who really shit the bed on the public stage. But that is our brand and we are the best and we are moving up the food chain.
You want controversial sex stories in politics - Democrats have the very best. That is indeed our brand. Thank you for tuning in over and over as only a truly satisfied Democratic PornHub customer would do. Thank you SO much for recognizing what our brand is and what it stands for - FINALLY! Democrats do indeed beat Republicans on the sex scandals, hands down. We win again!
MFF, quasi-lesbo, back and forth between sexual orientation, nazi tattoos near our no-no spot, with fully nude pictures on line, and stuff so bad you have to resign from Congress kind of stuff - the Democrats have go it.
Come on down for the show. We cater to every sexual deviancy. We specialize in guys and gals and LGBYTQ's thinking with their little head, and every possible cringe-worthy disastrous result you didn't think possible and will make your eyeballs itch.
We are New Testament and believe Jesus forgives everyone. We have to because we've got some really fucking strange Democrat people who like our message of hope and forgiveness for all the weird, deviant, no common sense, world class stupid crap they pull that is so stupid there is absolutely no way they wouldn't get busted.
Not the lame Republican 'grab her by the pussy' kind of crap you Republicans bring. Your game is weak 'bro!
I mean come on...Larry Craig! Really?! Seriously?!
You think anyone bought that lame Republican Larry Craig with the TAP! TAP! TAP! I touched the undercover cop's foot because I have a wide stance in the public airport restroom and was not there the 8th time in 4 weeks for a little knob gobbling and pooper play like the 3 guys who testified that I sucked their dick I that same spot a couple times. The loser denied it, after the fact, after pleading guilty to it. Homo-sex scandal amateur hour. Totally Republican. He denied it.
What is that holier than thou, white button-down, dark suit, red tie Christian Conservative Trumptard Larry Craig up to these days? Not on Dancing with the Stars!
Damn dude, when Democrats do crazy sexual shit in office, we do really crazy shit. And we proudly stand up and admit it and we go to jail. We don't die denying it. That is our brand. We step up and apologize. We get divorced. We repent. We apologize some more. We run for office again, do something even crazier, repent again, write a book, go on TV to promote it, cash in, and then we go fuck our brains out into the sunset and die.
Your guy Craig - kept denying it. Went and sucked homeless cock in secret at the local truck stop. Then he went and took holy communion at the same homophobic church he grew up in, so he could scout and recruit the next male victim he could coach into playing 'Captain Crunch makes the Cabin Boy suck the plank'. Where? In the run-in shed by the pig pen on his family farm. A farm paid by the socialist deep state Government to grow crops. Crops picked by illegal undocumented migrant rapist, criminal drug dealer workers we need to build Trump's wall for, to keep the filthy wet backs out who are stealing our jobs. WTF?
You know Democrats do real in-out, front page news, raunch. Stuff that sells for years and years, like Bill Clinton getting a blow job from a young porky intern right in the little room off the Oval Office. Stuff like that, where there are cigars in the chick's pussy, and sperm on the Blue dress months later. Stuff where the President actually gets impeached. They are still running that shit on Fox News and Republicans are still eating it up. Talk about brand power and brand awareness. You got nothing on us.
Juicy kink with scandalous results. We've got Spitzer with the hookers, we've got the Kennedy's tag teaming Marilyn Monroe and the CIA offing her with an OD and shooting him from the Grassy Knoll, right next to his wife. We are so good, we even added her banging a Greek Tycoon, and her son dying in a plane crash that also killed his girlfriend and her sister, and turned them all into lobster that rich Martha's Vineyard Republicans have been eating for generations.
We've got Gary Hart as the lead Democratic Presidential candidate on the 83' yacht named Monkey Business banging the hot blonde Donna Rice. Trump's buddies at the National Enquirer published the pictures and ran the stories. Hart had to admit it and withdraw. From page news everywhere. That is our brand.
Fuck we've got founding father's repping our brand going way back, like Jefferson banging female love-slave Sally and we've even got scientific DNA studies to prove our guy not only did it, but did it so much he is related to 65% of the African Americans in Charlottesville.
We Democrats are so open about our brand and so proud of it's rich history that we even sponsor huge public relations events for family re-unions of the families and descendants of Jefferson's secret master-slave, white baby-daddy relationship here in Virginia.
And we Democrats still have a Governor of Virginia who wears black face and he is a doctor with a thriving medical practice that treats kids with cancer - including black kids. What a great scandalous brand we have!
We Democrats can also go really low to protect our brand, like Anthony Wiener with his Carlos Danger dick pics to underage girls not once, but hundreds of times and with more than one underage girl. You Republicans can't touch our brand. He apologized. He went to prison. He got divorced. He ran for office and failed. But that fucker was ours and still is. And we love to hate him more than Republicans. But damn was he good for our brand.
That's why smart, intelligent, highly-educated, worldly people flock to our sexy Democrat brand. Successful people identify with brand quality. Our brand is the best.
People with a high level of intelligence, with natural class, pizzaz, flair, and elegant sophistication, coupled with charm, wit, model good looks, self-made wealth, entrepreneurial spirit, a boundless sincere joy giving their wealth away, whether by paying higher taxes or giving it away to charity to help make the world a better place, whose keen intellectual curiosity is so boundless and tireless that they have spent their lives toiling to become educated in all the arts and sciences, armed to the teeth with facts and figures and formulas from intensely scouring scientific and academic journals, and who often help fund or realize fantastic Nobel Prize winning achievements for dramatic earth shattering achievements in virtually every field of human endeavor, that have changed the course of history throughout history - people from the very best brave, patriotic families, with relatives who have fought in all on the winning side in all our wars - you know Union Democrats, true Americans in deed and aspiration who, through great toil and personal sacrifice, have proven their lot worthy to be called Americans, through multiple successful generations of constantly winning DNA going back to our common mother Eve in the Garden of Eden, with success going back through every major historic event, whether by nature, or God's divine blessing and wisdom, or by man's inherent evil follies, be they war, genocide, persecution of the poor and the weak, or bung busting a tranny on the Metro during rush hour.
Our Democratic candidates are winning in increasing numbers as evidenced by the recent uplifting Democratic election victories.
We do indeed have a great brand. No denying people are loving it and flocking in droves to our Democrat brand. They just can't get enough of our brand lately.
Insert Republican TL;DR - confirming that our Democrat brand deserves to be bashed and mocked once in a while because we too have a bunch of idiots out in front of our party doing really stupid shit. We just do really stupid shit better.
But we thank God we don't have the level of stupid criminal shit Trump has been pulling attached to our brand. We all saw what Trump did to Epstein.