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Funny jokes
Posted by: The Comedian ()
Date: November 02, 2019 07:44AM

What did California have before democrats took over the state?

Electricity.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: The Comedian ()
Date: November 02, 2019 07:47AM

How do we know that Al Bagdhadi is 100% dead?

He registered to vote democrat on Monday morning.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: The Comedian ()
Date: November 02, 2019 07:50AM

Who will Beto's supporters now get behind since he dropped out last night?

2 will go to Sanders and the other one will go to Warren.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: The Comedian ()
Date: November 02, 2019 08:08AM

What do Christmas lights and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They don't hang themselves.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: Igetjokes ()
Date: November 02, 2019 08:15AM

What will Beto cuck do now that he was defeated by president Trump?

Finish making Napoleon Dynamite 2.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: The Comedian ()
Date: November 02, 2019 08:38AM

What do the Nats closer and the democrats have in common?

Both Doolittle.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: Shart Flash ()
Date: November 02, 2019 09:28AM

Goatfuckerer2 shitting on his own kitchen counter is funnier than you.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: November 02, 2019 10:22AM

What's the funniest joke of them all?
Beto O'Rourke thinking he was going to be elected president Ha fucking Ha

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: November 02, 2019 10:26AM

What's even funnier than Beto thinking he was going to be elected president?
The stunned look on the face of that evil witch Hillary Clinton's face the morning after the election in which Trump whooped her ass.

I still laugh uproariously every time I think of it and it's been three years. Ha Fucking Ha Ha Ha

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: The Comedian ()
Date: November 02, 2019 12:05PM

What's the difference between the Titanic and California?

The Titanic still had it's lights on when it sank.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: Biggest JoKe ()
Date: November 02, 2019 01:15PM

Gerrymanderer2

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: Winning4 u ()
Date: November 02, 2019 02:39PM

- Knock Knock

- Who is There?

- "Ill build a big beautiful wall of concrete and it will stop murderers and rapists from border crossings! Only I can do it FAST AND EASY -FIRST THING!"

- "Ill build a big beautiful wall of concrete and it will stop murderers and rapists from border crossings! Only I can do it FAST AND EASY -FIRST THING!" Who?

- "Mexico will pay for it!"

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/smugglers-are-sawing-through-new-sections-of-trumps-border-wall/2019/11/01/25bf8ce0-fa72-11e9-ac8c-8eced29ca6ef_story.html

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: GGP JOKES ()
Date: November 02, 2019 03:21PM

Why did Gerry’s gay protector cross the road?

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: Gerry's Gay Protector ()
Date: November 02, 2019 03:42PM

GGP JOKES Wrote:
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> Why did Gerry’s gay protector cross the road?

To follow the underage boy he was filming on his broke as fuck Sprint phone.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: Eieio ()
Date: November 02, 2019 09:09PM

What do you get when you cross a liberal with a retard?

A stupider retard.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: Ole Farmer Brown ()
Date: November 02, 2019 09:24PM

What happens when Gerry visits your barn?

Your goat gets pregnant.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: The Comedian ()
Date: November 04, 2019 07:50AM

What is the difference between Jussie Smollett and Jeffery Epstein?

Only one tried to lynch himself.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: Jokes! ()
Date: November 04, 2019 08:17AM

Gerry's Gay Protector Wrote:
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> GGP JOKES Wrote:
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> > Why did Gerry’s gay protector cross the road?
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> To follow the underage boy he was filming on his
> broke as fuck Sprint phone.


That’s a good one!

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: The Comedian ()
Date: November 06, 2019 07:58AM

What's the difference between California and Hell?

Housing doesn't cost as much in Hell.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: The Comedian ()
Date: November 06, 2019 10:17AM

What are libertarians the best at?

Electing democrats.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: knock knock ()
Date: November 06, 2019 01:06PM

knock knock

who is there

Democrats get to re-draw all the districts in Virginia for the next decade















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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: ¼ pounder ()
Date: November 06, 2019 01:11PM

knock knock Wrote:
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> knock knock
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> who is there
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> Democrats get to re-draw all the districts in
> Virginia for the next decade


Please read the title of the thread. The key word is funny. While this is a joke, it is a terrible and sad joke on the white folks of Virginia and not funny.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: expertz ()
Date: November 06, 2019 01:14PM

^ comment not a joke of any kind also writing analysis shows much Gerry here.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: What does Gerry and Wal-mart... ()
Date: November 06, 2019 01:36PM

..have in common? Boy's pants half off.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: NPC #76224 ()
Date: November 06, 2019 01:41PM

¼ pounder Wrote:
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> knock knock Wrote:
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> > knock knock
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> > who is there
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> > Democrats get to re-draw all the districts in
> > Virginia for the next decade
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>
> Please read the title of the thread. The key word
> is funny. While this is a joke, it is a
> terrible and sad joke on the white folks of
> Virginia and not funny.


That's why libs can't meme.


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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: Audie Murphy ()
Date: November 06, 2019 02:08PM

What does Gerry and Wal-mart... Wrote:
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> ..have in common? Boy's pants half off.


Thank you for getting this thread back on track.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: The Comedian ()
Date: November 08, 2019 09:53AM

How do we know Elizabeth Warren isn't a real Native American?

No real Native America would trust the government to control all the guns.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: babyb ()
Date: November 08, 2019 05:10PM

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Thats funny

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: 0234rfj ()
Date: November 08, 2019 05:47PM

Germany WWII: invade russia for oil
Germany 2000: russia delivering oil in exchange for global debt

wow - germans are a suprerior race !

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: erfgefew ()
Date: November 08, 2019 05:58PM

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made in china keroscene heater say "highest quality new parts" on box - you can break them with one finger


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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: Leftist.Gorilla ()
Date: November 08, 2019 06:02PM

Why do all conservaturds fail geometry?

They don't have any points...

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: heaters.jpg ()
Date: November 08, 2019 06:07PM

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If this looks like high quality enough to hold a 2,000-3800 degree fahrenheit searing flame box to you: you are brain damaged or something

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: My Favorite! ()
Date: November 08, 2019 06:14PM

What does Gerry and Wal-mart... Wrote:
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> ..have in common? Boy's pants half off.

^^Made me LMFAO! So true.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: trumptards lick lotsa balld ()
Date: November 08, 2019 06:48PM

What does the OP and his momma have in common? They both blew me.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: bisexuality ()
Date: November 08, 2019 10:58PM

trumptards lick lotsa balld Wrote:
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> What does the OP and his momma have in common?
> They both blew me.


You are Bi - its ok; be your 'best' self.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: The Comedian ()
Date: November 13, 2019 07:54AM

Sitting together on a train were Barack Obama, Donald Trump, a little old lady, and a hot blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red handprint on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks to herself: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks to herself: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks to himself: Trump must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed, and got me instead.

Donald Trump thinks to himself: I can't wait for another tunnel so I can smack Obama again!

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: The JOKER will PREVAIL! ()
Date: November 13, 2019 08:18AM

If a negro, a jew, an AntiFa, a democrat politician and a democrat voter jump off 1100 Wilson Blvd., what order to do they get to the ground?

Answer A; Who cares?

Answer B: The jew gets there first to pick up everybody's money. The negro gets there next to pick the jew's pockets. The democrat politician gets there next to tell the negro it's alright to pick the jew's pockets b\c he's owed reparations, the AntiFa gets there next b\c he had to stop & break all the windows, the democrat voter gets there last b\c he had to call Rachel Maddow or Anderson Cooper & ask for directions.

Answer C: The jew gets there first & is mad b\c there's no money. The negro gets there next & ismad b\c when he tries to pick the jew's pockets there's no money. The democrat politician gets there next & runs his mouth so the jew & negro figure out he got all the money from everybody in taxes & payoffs before anybody jumped, so the jew & the negro rob the democrat politician. When the AntiFa gets there, the democrat politician whispers in his ear and tells him to beat up the jew & the negro & demand the money. The AntiFa goes looking for the jew & the negro & can't find them. The democrat voter lands on the Lynn St. side of the building b\c that's where Rachel Maddow told him to land. He can't find anybody else & suddenly realizes he's been lied to, again.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: NUHPE ()
Date: November 13, 2019 08:26AM

Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1000, 1 to do it & 999 to share in the experience.

^^^^^^^Wrong, it's a waste of time to change lightbulbs in California b\c
there ain't no 'lectric in California
.

^^^^^Not necessarily, people in California do pointless shit all the time.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 54, one to try & fail, 52 to argue about if it's politically correct & 1 to call her BF to come over & do it b\c if you want a job done right in the 1st place, get a man to do it.

Q: How many negroes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 5, 1 to boost it, 3 to do lookout & 1 more to screw it in.

Q: How many polaks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, a dumb polak can't change a lightbulb.
Q: What about if you get a smart polak?
A: Silly boy, there's no such thing as a smart polak.

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Re: Funny jokes
Posted by: Acadien qui fait rage ()
Date: November 13, 2019 08:38AM

Poor Ol' Boudreau......he had a bottle or two of Dixie Beer and was feeling a little frisky. But Clotile, she said "Not now, Cha', I got a headache."

Boudreaux is not too happy about this, but he decides to go to see his podnah Thibodeaux. Boudreau gets into his truck and starts to drive to his friend's house. On the way, he's just getting more worked up and bothered, so he decides that he is going to have to do the job himself. He is looking for some bushes or trees by the side of the road, but it is too swampy everywhere that he looks. He is going down a hill when he spies an open place in the dirt. There aren't any trees or bushes, but a light bulb goes off in Boudreau's head:

"I'll just pull my truck over here and crawl under it and pretend I'm checking the muffler and won't nobody see what I really up to" he thinks. So he gets out of the truck, crawls under it, unzips and goes to work.

Shortly after Boudreau gets busy with himself, he hears a voice he recognises.

"Hey Podnah" his lifelong friend Thibodeaux calls from his own truck, "What you doin' there all like that?"

"I'm checkin' my muffler", Boudreau calls back.

"Ben ouais? Well, Podnah, while you at it, you best check you parking brake too, 'cause you truck, I just pass it sitting at the bottom of this here hill, right here."

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