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Really annoyed at Reston Park people
Posted by: Johnny Cakes Bishop ()
Date: March 17, 2010 02:13PM

Borgata. Reston hurtings covet my ride. I'm trying to eat my money metal sandwich in a quiet Reston park and this silver Jeep Liberty poo-poo parks next to me giving me the hairy eyeball. So I move elsewhere and the ricky follows my ride and stares. This ham-and-egger is no doubt a coveting hugger. Borgata. Out of state plates wearing poo-poo following my money Lexus on my way to the Borgata. Borgata.

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Re: Really annoyed at Reston Park people
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: March 17, 2010 03:04PM

i don't believe you

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Re: Really annoyed at Reston Park people
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 17, 2010 03:11PM

When the apothecary of the third moon of Pluto enters into its symbiotic relationship with the carpet-bagging iconoclasts of 1482, it's only natural to experience a lukewarm buzzing sound in your left navel.

Complications may arise when children's shoes get caught in the gears, causing the entire industrial machine to synthesize a new treatment for goiters. Somewhere in the distance, a goose howls at the moon.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Really annoyed at Reston Park people
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: March 17, 2010 03:38PM

now thats something i can get behind...

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Re: Really annoyed at Reston Park people
Posted by: Clobbersaurus ()
Date: March 17, 2010 04:18PM

This is dumber than wb3va4ever or whatever that crackhead's name is.

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Re: Really annoyed at Reston Park people
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: March 17, 2010 04:22PM

Johnny Cakes Bishop Wrote:
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> Borgata. Reston hurtings covet my ride. I'm
> trying to eat my money metal sandwich in a quiet
> Reston park and this silver Jeep Liberty poo-poo
> parks next to me giving me the hairy eyeball. So
> I move elsewhere and the ricky follows my ride and
> stares. This ham-and-egger is no doubt a coveting
> hugger. Borgata. Out of state plates wearing
> poo-poo following my money Lexus on my way to the
> Borgata. Borgata.


Well you're quite the pile of retardation aren't ya?

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Re: Really annoyed at Reston Park people
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 17, 2010 04:40PM

Mephisto, you've done it again...
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Re: Really annoyed at Reston Park people
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 17, 2010 04:44PM

That picture gave me chills. So... So majestic.

They should have sent a poet.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Really annoyed at Reston Park people
Posted by: Taylor ()
Date: March 17, 2010 07:43PM

That was pretty, damn funny. I felt like I just listened to an entire 4 hour Sports Junkies Show. In fact, this could be a very accurate synopsis of every Sports Junkies Show that I've ever listened to.

Well done, Sir! Bravo, bravo to you.

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