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why does meade hate halloween so much?
Posted by: guy's not right in the head ()
Date: October 09, 2019 10:44PM

i have seen pics of him dressed up as an indian, a cowboy, caesar, a cow, a reindeer, santa claus, a bavarian, the statue of liberty, a haz-mat technician. Why is it OK for him to play dress-up, but horribly evil for six-year-old children to do the same? Is it the free candy that get to him? He's mad that little kids can walk up to my door or anybody else's and get handfuls of free candy, whereas if he shows up he will be told to go pound sand? Does that make him mad?

Does the cheap fat prick refuse to give out a few chocolate bars on Halloween? That's probably what happened to his car - it wasn't anti-trumptardz pissed about his bumper sticker - it was pissed-off kiddoes.....

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Re: why does meade hate halloween so much?
Posted by: Meade ruins everything ()
Date: October 10, 2019 12:40AM

guy's not right in the head Wrote:
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> i have seen pics of him dressed up as an indian, a
> cowboy, caesar, a cow, a reindeer, santa claus, a
> bavarian, the statue of liberty, a haz-mat
> technician. Why is it OK for him to play dress-up,
> but horribly evil for six-year-old children to do
> the same? Is it the free candy that get to him?
> He's mad that little kids can walk up to my door
> or anybody else's and get handfuls of free candy,
> whereas if he shows up he will be told to go pound
> sand? Does that make him mad?
>
> Does the cheap fat prick refuse to give out a few
> chocolate bars on Halloween? That's probably what
> happened to his car - it wasn't anti-trumptardz
> pissed about his bumper sticker - it was
> pissed-off kiddoes.....


Actually, the truth is far more bizarre than that.

Meade loved Halloween until he found out he was too old to trick-or-treat.

He even started a thread on the subject!!!

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/48884/48884.html#msg-48884

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Re: why does meade hate halloween so much?
Posted by: Meade ruins everything ()
Date: October 10, 2019 12:40AM

guy's not right in the head Wrote:
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> i have seen pics of him dressed up as an indian, a
> cowboy, caesar, a cow, a reindeer, santa claus, a
> bavarian, the statue of liberty, a haz-mat
> technician. Why is it OK for him to play dress-up,
> but horribly evil for six-year-old children to do
> the same? Is it the free candy that get to him?
> He's mad that little kids can walk up to my door
> or anybody else's and get handfuls of free candy,
> whereas if he shows up he will be told to go pound
> sand? Does that make him mad?
>
> Does the cheap fat prick refuse to give out a few
> chocolate bars on Halloween? That's probably what
> happened to his car - it wasn't anti-trumptardz
> pissed about his bumper sticker - it was
> pissed-off kiddoes.....


Actually, the truth is far more bizarre than that.

Meade loved Halloween until he found out he was too old to trick-or-treat.

He even started a thread on the subject!!!

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/48884/48884.html#msg-48884

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Re: why does meade hate halloween so much?
Posted by: Hey Meade ()
Date: October 10, 2019 07:43AM

Does Meade not realize that Halloween is for all ages, and most Halloween parties have tons of food and candy? Adults can and do dress up and go door-to-door, but they need to have a child with them. Meade could borrow a relative's kid or foster one for a month.

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Re: why does meade hate halloween so much?
Posted by: God's calling or self will? ()
Date: October 10, 2019 10:04AM

Meade is also using his newfound fundy weirdass interpretations of scripture to justify his hatred for Halloween and many other things. The fact he now goes out to one community college course a week more than doubles his interaction with real people than he was doing before. He is solitary and isolated. He has quit attending any church regularly. Is what he is hearing really the voices of God and Satan's Demons or actual hallucinations? Is he planning on giving web sermons every Sunday instead of finding a real church? Good thing he isn't very charismatic and only a few dozen people will ever watch. Remember, Harold Camping and David Koresh also thought they "God's calling" was for them as well.

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Re: why does meade hate halloween so much?
Posted by: All Hallows ()
Date: October 10, 2019 11:04AM

Nothwithstanding its origins Halloween is a Christian event/observance of the night before All Saints Day. Meade should revel in that and jump on the opportunity to dress up, just like he jumps on his Easter bunny -- well maybe not quite like the bunny abuse...

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Re: why does meade hate halloween so much?
Posted by: Your average Trump supporter ()
Date: October 10, 2019 12:26PM

All Hallows Wrote:
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> Nothwithstanding its origins Halloween is a
> Christian event/observance of the night before All
> Saints Day. Meade should revel in that and jump on
> the opportunity to dress up, just like he jumps on
> his Easter bunny -- well maybe not quite like the
> bunny abuse...

Meade believes what he reads on the internet. Meade seeks out crazy conspiracy theorists that will somehow validate his social ineptness. Your average Trump supporter.

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Re: why does meade hate halloween so much?
Posted by: Handle it internally ()
Date: October 10, 2019 12:30PM

All Hallows Wrote:
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> Nothwithstanding its origins Halloween is a
> Christian event/observance of the night before All
> Saints Day. Meade should revel in that and jump on
> the opportunity to dress up, just like he jumps on
> his Easter bunny -- well maybe not quite like the
> bunny abuse...


God has personally told Meade "NO!". And following God's personal advice has given Meade the life he knows today! Maybe the Demons have been more successful at tricking Meade than he wants to admit.

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Re: why does meade hate halloween so much?
Posted by: begging for candy ()
Date: October 10, 2019 02:59PM

Because he ends up shutting off all the lights closing the drapes and hiding in the closet till this "day of demons" is over. I don't blame him. Statistics say 9 out of 10 possessions happen on halloween so you have to be wary.

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Re: why does meade hate halloween so much?
Posted by: Meade's agenda ()
Date: October 10, 2019 04:03PM

Meade has told everyone his views on Halloween but his father.

Every year Meade's dad buys lots of trick-or-treat candy.

Papa Haufe is old and dozes off by 7.

Meade turns off the light and gobbles all the candy himself.

The next day. he tells his father there were lots and lots of trick-or-treaters.

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Re: why does meade hate halloween so much?
Posted by: a gay fatboy ()
Date: October 10, 2019 05:50PM

guy's not right in the head Wrote:
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> i have seen pics of him dressed up as an indian, a
> cowboy, caesar, a cow, a reindeer, santa claus, a
> bavarian, the statue of liberty, a haz-mat


he looks (and acts) like goddamn colon cowboy

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Re: why does meade hate halloween so much?
Posted by: The Great Pumpkin ()
Date: October 15, 2019 10:19PM

Meade dresses up as the Great Pumpkin to celebrate Halloween.
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