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How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Date: October 08, 2019 08:43PM

12,16, 18, or even 25?

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Re: How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Posted by: Vmska ()
Date: October 08, 2019 08:50PM

12

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Re: How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Posted by: Dreamy inner thighs ()
Date: October 08, 2019 08:55PM

I would say 12 or 13. Once kids reach high school, they can buy their own bit o’ honey.

You know what would be awesome - a pet Halloween where you dress your dogs and cats up, and then take them door to door for treats.

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Re: How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Posted by: Titties ()
Date: October 08, 2019 09:03PM

Bit o honey?! Are you like 80 or something?

Dreamy inner thighs Wrote:
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Re: How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Posted by: X-Dress sissy ()
Date: October 08, 2019 09:10PM

Just dress up in a costume & take your kids. You don't have to get any candy, just walk around with them.

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Re: How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Posted by: George Basl ()
Date: October 08, 2019 09:11PM

This thread was posted by Michael Basl.

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Re: How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Posted by: can of worms ()
Date: October 08, 2019 09:12PM

Dreamy inner thighs Wrote:
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> I would say 12 or 13. Once kids reach high school,
> they can buy their own bit o’ honey.
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> You know what would be awesome - a pet Halloween
> where you dress your dogs and cats up, and then
> take them door to door for treats.

No, that would not be awesome at all. People with allergies to pets would not like it. People who are afraid of dogs would not like it. People would ask you to make sure your treats don't contain this, that or the other. People would allow their dogs to shit in your yard and not pick it up. All the dogs would be going ape shit seeing all the other dogs, and the barking would be incessent and fights would break out. Some people would just stand at their front door and tell every dog to rollover instead of giving out treats. Dogs cannot knock or reach door bells so they would just stand in front of one house all night....

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Re: How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Posted by: P-38 Lightning Pilot ()
Date: October 08, 2019 09:12PM

Titties Wrote:
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> Bit o honey?! Are you like 80 or something?
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Go spark up your e-vape there, ya' fucking millenial.

The turds I make as a result of a handful of Bit-O-Honey are far greater than any confection your sorry ass can dream up...

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Re: How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Posted by: The Right Stuff ()
Date: October 08, 2019 09:14PM

Titties Wrote:
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> Bit o honey?! Are you like 80 or something?
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Can I get a stick of Beemans? How about Black Jack?

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Re: How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Posted by: Who cares? ()
Date: October 08, 2019 09:16PM

George Basl Wrote:
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> This thread was posted by Michael Basl.


Nobody cares who posted it; nobody.

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Re: How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Posted by: Titties ()
Date: October 08, 2019 09:19PM

Turds, as in plural? From just a handful of bit o’ honey? You better lay off the sugary goodness you old gray balled fart. Maybe some Metamucil would be better for you.

P-38 Lightning Pilot Wrote:
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> Titties Wrote:
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> > Bit o honey?! Are you like 80 or something?
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> > > they can buy their own bit o’ honey.
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> Go spark up your e-vape there, ya' fucking
> millenial.
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> The turds I make as a result of a handful of
> Bit-O-Honey are far greater than any confection
> your sorry ass can dream up...

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Re: How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Posted by: Sd3xv ()
Date: October 08, 2019 09:24PM

When I was a teenager back in the 70’s, I once dated a chick that wanted me to penetrate her with a roll of Neco wafers. Good times.

The Right Stuff Wrote:
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> > Bit o honey?! Are you like 80 or something?
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> > > they can buy their own bit o’ honey.
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> Can I get a stick of Beemans? How about Black
> Jack?

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Re: How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Posted by: The RIght Stuff ()
Date: October 08, 2019 09:37PM

Sd3xv Wrote:
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> When I was a teenager back in the 70’s, I once
> dated a chick that wanted me to penetrate her with
> a roll of Neco wafers. Good times.
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Oh Henry!, Big Cherry, Slo Poke. I see a theme here.

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Re: How old is too old to go trick or treating?
Posted by: Candyman ()
Date: October 08, 2019 09:45PM

LOL! Which hole?


Sd3xv Wrote:
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> When I was a teenager back in the 70’s, I once
> dated a chick that wanted me to penetrate her with
> a roll of Neco wafers
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