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Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: U demms ()
Date: October 07, 2019 06:36PM

For me, I think it would be GGP

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Funny Guy ()
Date: October 07, 2019 06:47PM

I think it would be Michael. You could be walking with him in a crowded area and holler that he just raped a little boy in the bathroom. Then stand back and watch the ensuing chaos

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: PYBRetard ()
Date: October 07, 2019 07:09PM

PYBR's are funny

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: I would hang with peep ()
Date: October 07, 2019 07:47PM

because his mother's hot.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Don't Tase Me Bro ()
Date: October 07, 2019 07:55PM

I would hang with peep Wrote:
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> because his mother's hot.

Yeah, and it would be fun to pull out a taser and zap him from time to time.


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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: I vote Yes!!! ()
Date: October 07, 2019 08:04PM

Trump Stumped the Chumps. Always seems happy to me for some reason.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: that's a good choice ()
Date: October 07, 2019 08:15PM

I vote Yes!!! Wrote:
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> Trump Stumped the Chumps. Always seems happy to me
> for some reason.


And because he still lives in his parents' basement, his mother could make us hot pockets.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Haven't seen his mother ()
Date: October 07, 2019 08:19PM

that's a good choice Wrote:
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> I vote Yes!!! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Trump Stumped the Chumps. Always seems happy to
> me
> > for some reason.
>
>
> And because he still lives in his parents'
> basement, his mother could make us hot pockets.


His mom may be a total milf.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: I get it nowwwwwwwwwww ()
Date: October 07, 2019 08:22PM

that's a good choice Wrote:
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> I vote Yes!!! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Trump Stumped the Chumps. Always seems happy to
> me
> > for some reason.
>
>
> And because he still lives in his parents'
> basement, his mother could make us hot pockets.


Then we can use her hot pocket. She probably is in need of getting dicked by an adult-sized dick.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Ejjer ()
Date: October 07, 2019 08:32PM

Like I said we need the “FFXU dating game” for our members to compete for TJ’s mom, it seems many members have the hots for her

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: WHSH (JV) Baseball ()
Date: October 07, 2019 08:36PM

Kyle/Roy WHS LAX GOD. Not as fun tho now that he doesn't have the Camero.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: I'd hang with megan...... ()
Date: October 07, 2019 08:59PM

She is more fun than a barrel of monkeys!

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: lynn is quite attractive ()
Date: October 07, 2019 10:47PM

although I've heard she's batshit craycray.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Definitely GF2 ()
Date: October 08, 2019 02:24PM

Goatfuckerer2 would be fun, love the way he owns Gerry and his Gat Protector sock puppet.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: EITM ()
Date: October 08, 2019 03:31PM

Bob, WTL, or graymoose. Mr. Mephisto would be close fourth.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 08, 2019 03:40PM

I would hang out with Sharon. We could go do some old people stuff like doctors appointments, going to Kaiser Permanente, playing bingo, and yelling at William all while enjoying our bag of Werther's Originals.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: only Meade ()
Date: October 08, 2019 03:52PM

Only guy who you can have an interesting conversation with. Imagine trying to talk science, politics, philosophy or even current events with guys like Gerry, eesh or miz? Like talking to a drunken donkey. Meade has an open mind and a wide interest in life;s daily surprises.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: talking with meade???? ()
Date: October 08, 2019 09:46PM

only Meade Wrote:
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> Only guy who you can have an interesting
> conversation with. Imagine trying to talk
> science, politics, philosophy or even current
> events with guys like Gerry, eesh or miz? Like
> talking to a drunken donkey. Meade has an open
> mind and a wide interest in life;s daily
> surprises.

OK, meade doesn't know fuck all about science, politics, philosophy or current
events. That said, the title did stipulate that we want the FUNNIEST person, and meade would probably fit that bill.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Let's goooo ()
Date: October 09, 2019 12:39AM

DC swingers club or Ohio strip club with Megan.

Would also be fun to ride around Nova with eesh, taking a tour of various prolific poster's neighborhoods.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: No Smoking ()
Date: October 09, 2019 10:07AM

The problem with hanging out with any of them is they all smoke: Megan, eesh, TJ, Lizzie, etc. are smokers. Seriously, what is it with poor uneducated people that makes them want to set fire to what little money they have, then inhale the toxic fumes into their lungs so they can later try to get Medicare or Medicaid to pay for their resulting illnesses?

Meade seems to be smoke-free (although it might improve his singing voice if he took up chain smoking for a few years). Thus Meade it is. Meade does seem like a fun guy, and apart from the Kroger's incident he is generally welcome to return to any establishment he visits. That is in contrast to Megan who brings her drama, conflict and turmoil with her everywhere. Accompanying Megan to a bar, restaurant, or other venue could result in you being banned or blackballed simply by association. Furthermore Megan smokes whereas Meade does not.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: kshlw ()
Date: October 09, 2019 10:45AM

Nobody on this forum would be "funny" to hang out with. It's not funny to hang with people you have to keep an eye on so they don't try to steal your wallet. Plus, I am convinced none of you take a shower daily. Mix that with heavy alcohol consumption and cigarette smoke, it would not just be a mentally stressful hangout session but also senses would be overwhelmed with fucking weird odors and probably fucked-up conversations.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: peep ()
Date: October 09, 2019 11:20AM

kshlw Wrote:
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> Nobody on this forum would be "funny" to hang out
> with. It's not funny to hang with people you have
> to keep an eye on so they don't try to steal your
> wallet. Plus, I am convinced none of you take a
> shower daily. Mix that with heavy alcohol
> consumption and cigarette smoke, it would not just
> be a mentally stressful hangout session but also
> senses would be overwhelmed with fucking weird
> odors and probably fucked-up conversations.


I mostly smell like cigarettes or marijuana, or both depending on the time of day. I can't speak for every FFXU user, but I shower twice daily. In the morning and at night.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Answerer of OP questions ()
Date: October 09, 2019 01:05PM

Fixer of |t For You

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: funny in what way? ()
Date: October 09, 2019 01:45PM

Strange as funny? It would have to be Billy the kid, Willey.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: The nose knows ()
Date: October 09, 2019 02:38PM

peep Wrote:
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> kshlw Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nobody on this forum would be "funny" to hang
> out
> > with. It's not funny to hang with people you
> have
> > to keep an eye on so they don't try to steal
> your
> > wallet. Plus, I am convinced none of you take a
> > shower daily. Mix that with heavy alcohol
> > consumption and cigarette smoke, it would not
> just
> > be a mentally stressful hangout session but
> also
> > senses would be overwhelmed with fucking weird
> > odors and probably fucked-up conversations.
>
>
> I mostly smell like cigarettes or marijuana, or
> both depending on the time of day. I can't speak
> for every FFXU user, but I shower twice daily. In
> the morning and at night.

It's not just simply lack of showering that makes drunks and druggies stink. Alcohol (and other substances) is exuded through the pores of the skin which creates an aroma that persists even after a shower.

Smoking degrades the sense of smell, which is why smokers are typically unaware of their own funk.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Are you for real? ()
Date: October 09, 2019 02:42PM

No Smoking Wrote:
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>
> Meade seems to be smoke-free (although it might
> improve his singing voice if he took up chain
> smoking for a few years). Thus Meade it is.
> Meade does seem like a fun guy.....Furthermore Megan smokes whereas
> Meade does not.

Laughing at Meade would be a fun. But he shits himself too much. I really would rather smell smoke on a person than constant fecal failings.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Get this straight! ()
Date: October 09, 2019 03:01PM

Meade is not a libtard, Meade does not subscribe to the goofy off the wall dangerous pathetic liberal views and is an across the board conservative. 99% of the anti-Meade droop are libtards, angry petty bitter liberals, pissed that Hillary messed up the election, pissed how their lives are going, pissed at the world. Tough! You lost big time and will lose again X10!! I'd sit at a table any day with Meade, libtards will be asked to move to the next table.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Fuck this shit ()
Date: October 09, 2019 03:06PM

Get this straight! Wrote:
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> Meade is not a libtard, Meade does not subscribe
> to the goofy off the wall dangerous pathetic
> liberal views and is an across the board
> conservative. 99% of the anti-Meade droop are
> libtards, angry petty bitter liberals, pissed that
> Hillary messed up the election, pissed how their
> lives are going, pissed at the world. Tough! You
> lost big time and will lose again X10!! I'd sit
> at a table any day with Meade, libtards will be
> asked to move to the next table.

Liberal or Conservative, a 40-year-old man who has yet to figure out how to support himself is not worth the time to listen to.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Sucks to be Meade ()
Date: October 09, 2019 03:15PM

Get this straight! Wrote:
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> Meade is not a libtard, Meade does not subscribe
> to the goofy off the wall dangerous pathetic
> liberal views and is an across the board
> conservative.

No one leeching off the Government like Meade can be said to be 'conservative across the board'. He is an embarrassment to actual conservatives.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Hi William. ()
Date: October 09, 2019 05:59PM

Fuck this shit Wrote:
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> Get this straight! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade is not a libtard, Meade does not
> subscribe
> > to the goofy off the wall dangerous pathetic
> > liberal views and is an across the board
> > conservative. 99% of the anti-Meade droop are
> > libtards, angry petty bitter liberals, pissed
> that
> > Hillary messed up the election, pissed how
> their
> > lives are going, pissed at the world. Tough!
> You
> > lost big time and will lose again X10!! I'd
> sit
> > at a table any day with Meade, libtards will be
> > asked to move to the next table.
>
> Liberal or Conservative, a 40-year-old man who has
> yet to figure out how to support himself is not
> worth the time to listen to.

You, William Moreno, more than anyone should be taking time to listen to Meade. More to the point, follow Meade's example of how to live and act. There are no photographs of Meade stalking young women. Meade does not have felony charges and Meade had never stabbed a family member, or even a stranger. Meade has never been incarcerated, never been arrested, and never even gotten a traffic ticket. Meade doesn't threaten to defile graves of his adversaries' relatives. Meade is not a pedophile and there have never been any videos made about Meade being a pedophile.

Regardless of whether Meade's music is better than William Moreno's art, Meade is a better person. Of all the retards, vegetables, and lazy shiftless pieces of shit who are living on government assistance, I'd rather see my tax dollars go to support 10 Meade Skeltons rather than a single Moreno.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: get this straight ()
Date: October 09, 2019 06:43PM

Get this straight! Wrote:
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> libtards will
> tell you whether they prefer soup or salad with their entree.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: komo ()
Date: October 09, 2019 06:53PM

Hi William. Wrote:
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> Fuck this shit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Get this straight! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Meade is not a libtard, Meade does not
> > subscribe
> > > to the goofy off the wall dangerous pathetic
> > > liberal views and is an across the board
> > > conservative. 99% of the anti-Meade droop
> are
> > > libtards, angry petty bitter liberals, pissed
> > that
> > > Hillary messed up the election, pissed how
> > their
> > > lives are going, pissed at the world. Tough!
>
> > You
> > > lost big time and will lose again X10!! I'd
> > sit
> > > at a table any day with Meade, libtards will
> be
> > > asked to move to the next table.
> >
> > Liberal or Conservative, a 40-year-old man who
> has
> > yet to figure out how to support himself is not
> > worth the time to listen to.
>
> You, William Moreno, more than anyone should be
> taking time to listen to Meade. More to the
> point, follow Meade's example of how to live and
> act. There are no photographs of Meade stalking
> young women. Meade does not have felony charges
> and Meade had never stabbed a family member, or
> even a stranger. Meade has never been
> incarcerated, never been arrested, and never even
> gotten a traffic ticket. Meade doesn't threaten to
> defile graves of his adversaries' relatives. Meade
> is not a pedophile and there have never been any
> videos made about Meade being a pedophile.
>
> Regardless of whether Meade's music is better than
> William Moreno's art, Meade is a better person.
> Of all the retards, vegetables, and lazy shiftless
> pieces of shit who are living on government
> assistance, I'd rather see my tax dollars go to
> support 10 Meade Skeltons rather than a single
> Moreno.


Visions of pedophiles dancing in your head?

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: meades the winner ()
Date: October 09, 2019 07:13PM

Miz used to make a lot of posts about Meade being a pedo. He only quit after everyone pointed out how Meade is totally asexual, except for the bunny-humping. LOL. The whole Miz vs. Meade rivalry is hilarious. Miz trolls the big guy mercilessly and Meade never lifts a finger against in return, which infuriates Miz.

Meade would be fun to go out to bars with and the perfect wingman who never hit on the girls you were trying to score.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: libtardz who hate meade ()
Date: October 09, 2019 08:34PM

Get this straight! Wrote:
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99% of the anti-Meade droop are
> libtards, angry petty bitter liberals with educations, skills, jobs, homes, families, money in the bank, the respect of their neighbors and professional colleagues, pissed that
> they have to support lazy shiftless meade.


Totally and accurately FIFY.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: TMOS TMOS ()
Date: October 09, 2019 11:55PM

WashingTone Locian. We could talk about TMOS.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Really????????? ()
Date: October 10, 2019 12:58AM

meades the winner Wrote:
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>
> Meade would be fun to go out to bars with and the
> perfect wingman who never hit on the girls you
> were trying to score.


If you go to a bar with Meade, people will think you are gay life-partners.
This is actually a good thing. Women love to change homos.

Say this:
"Most Women just don't excite me, but you sort of do"
Attachments:
meade fabulous.jpg

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: Hang him high ()
Date: October 16, 2019 04:00PM

William Moreno would be the most fun to hang, from a tree. Watch his little gnome feet wiggle and kick.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: nog hauler rider ()
Date: October 16, 2019 04:53PM

I'm a lil disappointed no one said me. Several times a week I report to you people things that keep you safe from the nogs and help avoid the groid. Some of you have been saved by my advice, although you may not be able to point to a specific incident. And I'm hilarious.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: maybe ()
Date: October 16, 2019 05:44PM

I vote Yes!!! Wrote:
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> Trump Stumped the Chumps. Always seems happy to me
> for some reason.

He calls it like we see it, very savy and honest poster, not like Gerry at all.

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Re: Which FFXU member would be the funniest to hang out with
Posted by: not anymore ()
Date: October 16, 2019 05:46PM

No Smoking Wrote:
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> The problem with hanging out with any of them is
> they all smoke: Megan, eesh, TJ, Lizzie, etc. are
> smokers. Seriously, what is it with poor
> uneducated people that makes them want to set fire
> to what little money they have, then inhale the
> toxic fumes into their lungs so they can later try
> to get Medicare or Medicaid to pay for their
> resulting illnesses?
>
> Meade seems to be smoke-free (although it might
> improve his singing voice if he took up chain
> smoking for a few years). Thus Meade it is.
> Meade does seem like a fun guy, and apart from the
> Kroger's incident he is generally welcome to
> return to any establishment he visits. That is in
> contrast to Megan who brings her drama, conflict
> and turmoil with her everywhere. Accompanying
> Megan to a bar, restaurant, or other venue could
> result in you being banned or blackballed simply
> by association. Furthermore Megan smokes whereas
> Meade does not.


Lizzie might have beaten the habit in jail, can't smoke injail

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