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how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: accidents happen ()
Date: March 13, 2010 05:50AM

Lets say some shit went down and you have to dispose of a body FAST...like with 12 hours or so. How do you do it? Hack it up? BUry it? Burn it?

Your thoughts?

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: not eesh ()
Date: March 13, 2010 07:29AM

accidents happen Wrote:
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> Lets say some shit went down and you have to
> dispose of a body FAST...like with 12 hours or so.
> How do you do it? Hack it up? BUry it? Burn it?
>
> Your thoughts?


Burning the body with car tires around it ( like the Michelin Man) will burn at a high enough temperature to dispose of all evidence.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Date: March 13, 2010 07:39AM

Next thing you know, you'll be asking how to make serial pedophilia look like an accident.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: pedoeesh ()
Date: March 13, 2010 08:02AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Next thing you know, you'll be asking how to make
> serial pedophilia look like an accident.


WTL, how did you know what I was thinking?

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: March 13, 2010 10:43AM

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How to Dispose of a Corpse and not get Caught
Things You'll Need:

    * Disposable Clothing
    * Gloves
    * Saw
    * Hefty Bag
    * Shovel
    * A Positive Attitude!

  1. Get the body to a safe location. Make sure the location is such that no one will walk in on you while you prepare the corpse. You don't want to have to get rid of two dead bodies!

  2. Put on old clothes you're willing to dispose of, as well as some gloves. This is gonna get messy.

  3. Prepare the saw or equivalent cutting device. Place it along with the body in a room without many nooks and crannies where blood and guts might find themselves. Ideally, cover the walls and floor of the room with shrink-wrap for thorough cleanup. However, its fine to leave the shrink-wrap in the drawer if you're short on time.

  4. Time to get messy! Use your saw to cut apart the body's head and limbs. Cut the limbs into smaller peaces for easier transportation. When you've cut the body into segments of reasonable size, place them in seperate hefty bags along with some bricks or heavy rocks to add weight. Make sure they're not too heavy, you wouldn't want to hurt your back now!

  5. Put the hefty bags in the trunk of your car. Drive far away from the murder scene and the location you operated on the body. Excitedly realize you have a body in your trunk, just like in the movies! Dig a hole a minimum of 6 ft. deep and bury the hefty bags. If you own a boat, dumping the body in a large body of water is an excellent alternative to burying it.

  6. Clean up! Clean every square inch of your operating room. Burn any clothes you wore during the murder or dismemberment.

  7. Take a relaxing shower and rest assured you're not going to prison!


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: March 13, 2010 11:03AM

Damnit Inka, what have you done?

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: I knoe ()
Date: March 13, 2010 11:28AM

Keep Driving.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 13, 2010 11:59AM

Wall them up in your basement.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Dirty Jersey ()
Date: March 13, 2010 12:22PM

Starve at least 16 pigs for a few days, cut up body into 6 pieces, remove hair & teeth - according to Bricktop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBvCPTK1MmY

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 13, 2010 01:10PM

Dirty Jersey Wrote:
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> Starve at least 16 pigs for a few days, cut up
> body into 6 pieces, remove hair & teeth -
> according to Bricktop
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBvCPTK1MmY

"They will go through bone like buttah."

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: checking Craig's list ()
Date: March 13, 2010 01:12PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Dirty Jersey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Starve at least 16 pigs for a few days, cut up
> > body into 6 pieces, remove hair & teeth -
> > according to Bricktop
> >
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBvCPTK1MmY
>
> "They will go through bone like buttah."


...or just find six fat heffers off craigslist and let them go to town.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: March 13, 2010 02:11PM

Dirty Jersey Wrote:
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> Starve at least 16 pigs for a few days, cut up
> body into 6 pieces,

That's how they got rid of bodies on the HBO show Deadwood. They didn't even cut'em up, just threw them to the hogs.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: March 13, 2010 02:39PM

I always thought a good way to dispose of the skeleton would be to chop it up into small pieces... smooth the pieces into beads or pendants of different sizes and shapes and make lovely necklaces and bracelets. Then you open a booth in one of those flea markets and sell your authentic ancient Indian jewelry made from buffalo bones at a price low enough that they sell quickly.
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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 13, 2010 02:48PM

The woodchipper thing sounds pretty efficient.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: March 13, 2010 03:09PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 01:42AM by inkahootz.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 13, 2010 03:29PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The woodchipper thing sounds pretty efficient.
>
>
> That won't leave any DNA trace at all! lol

The lack of a body makes it harder to prosecute, though.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: March 13, 2010 03:42PM

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 13, 2010 03:46PM

I said "harder," not impossible.

Edit: Also, habeas corpus deals with unlawful detention, not murder victim bodies.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/13/2010 03:49PM by MrMephisto.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: March 13, 2010 03:51PM

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: March 13, 2010 03:52PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I said "harder," not impossible.
>
>
> Regardless, using a wood chipper would be one of
> the dumbest ways to go about it. A vat of acid
> would get my vote.

I think a vat of acid would be difficult to obtain.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: March 13, 2010 04:01PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> I think a vat of acid would be difficult to obtain.
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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: March 13, 2010 04:01PM

Dump it in the woods just past Target store in Reston. There is a small tent city in that area and the cops will think it was just another homeless person

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: March 13, 2010 04:08PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 01:38AM by inkahootz.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: March 13, 2010 04:14PM

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Trunkcated ()
Date: March 13, 2010 04:29PM

1. Put body in garbage bag
2. Get big cooler (that either holds body entact or chopped into quarters)
3a. Put body into cooler
3b. Fill cooler/contatiner with approximately 10lbs of concrete and let dry
4. Put body in trunk of car with fishing gear
5. Get a boat.(If you don't have a boat, you can easily rent 1 at coastal locations)
6. Unload body inside cooler onto boat
7. After safely getting the boat into water, get on
8. Travel out to sea(as far as you see fit or until there is nonone else in sight, remember that they may have binoculars)
9. Punch holes into stirofoam cooler or other container if you haven't already done so.
10. Throw body in container overboard
11. You are home free.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: March 13, 2010 04:32PM

Trunkcated Wrote:
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> 1. Put body in garbage bag
> 2. Get big cooler (that either holds body entact
> or chopped into quarters)
> 3a. Put body into cooler
> 3b. Fill cooler/contatiner with approximately
> 10lbs of concrete and let dry
> 4. Put body in trunk of car with fishing gear
> 5. Get a boat.(If you don't have a boat, you can
> easily rent 1 at coastal locations)
> 6. Unload body inside cooler onto boat
> 7. After safely getting the boat into water, get
> on
> 8. Travel out to sea(as far as you see fit or
> until there is nonone else in sight, remember that
> they may have binoculars)
> 9. Punch holes into stirofoam cooler or other
> container if you haven't already done so.
> 10. Throw body in container overboard
> 11. You are home free.



yeah because when they investigating you and see you randomly bought concrete and rented a boat on the same day it wont seem suspicious at all


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: March 13, 2010 04:40PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 01:37AM by inkahootz.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: March 13, 2010 05:13PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 01:35AM by inkahootz.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Cleaver Fever ()
Date: March 13, 2010 06:09PM


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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 13, 2010 06:28PM

I've heard lime will work

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: March 13, 2010 06:38PM

How about meat pie,It worked for Sweeney Todd

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Bounce House ()
Date: March 13, 2010 10:44PM

Come on people, we're already a few hours past the 12-hour clock the OP is working against. He can't buy acid online or rent a boat now. With so little time, just remove the teeth, fingertips, and tattoos and dump that no-good whore in a dumpster.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: bullshit excuse ()
Date: March 13, 2010 10:46PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I said "harder," not impossible.
> >
> > Edit: Also, habeas corpus deals with unlawful
> > detention, not murder victim bodies.
>
>
> I am fully aware of that fact. I wasn't inferring
> that the legal term had to do with murder. I
> simply wrote 'without having the body' in latin
> ('sans habeas corpus').
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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 14, 2010 03:43AM

i figured this would be an appropriate thread to test my theories of the Cry-Baby Paradox. doesnt posting those pictures everywhere to "highlight" the "crying" of others make you a crybaby crying about their crying? if this is the case you are posting those pics to insult yourself as well. could you try an approach that is less confusing for the masses? plus the baby isnt even crying, he is about to sneeze. what kind of message are you trying to send by posting a sneezing baby picture? you are a confused individual only trying to confuse others. im getting mixed messages from you. are you apart of the Anti Sneezing Syndicate, whats wrong with sneezing? you are so beautiful to me, cant you see. im ridin spinners they dont stop. there. think on that a while. i need to stop sweeping. there is a hole in my floor, i dont dare look into it. i'lllll let you know if i decide im going to. i will post updates.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 14, 2010 08:24AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> what kind of message are you
> trying to send by posting a sneezing baby picture?


I'm sure it has something to do with the anon poster being a douchebag.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: wahhh!!!!!!!!!!! ()
Date: March 15, 2010 12:58PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> i figured this would be an appropriate thread to
> test my theories of the Cry-Baby Paradox. doesnt
> posting those pictures everywhere to "highlight"
> the "crying" of others make you a crybaby crying
> about their crying? if this is the case you are
> posting those pics to insult yourself as well.
> could you try an approach that is less confusing
> for the masses? plus the baby isnt even crying, he
> is about to sneeze. what kind of message are you
> trying to send by posting a sneezing baby picture?
> you are a confused individual only trying to
> confuse others. im getting mixed messages from
> you. are you apart of the Anti Sneezing Syndicate,
> whats wrong with sneezing? you are so beautiful to
> me, cant you see. im ridin spinners they dont
> stop. there. think on that a while. i need to stop
> sweeping. there is a hole in my floor, i dont dare
> look into it. i'lllll let you know if i decide im
> going to. i will post updates.
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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 15, 2010 11:10PM

bless you

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: waaah!!!!!! ()
Date: March 15, 2010 11:12PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> bless you


thank you
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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 15, 2010 11:19PM

the hiccups now? you are a train wreck.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: better? ()
Date: March 15, 2010 11:23PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> the hiccups now? you are a train wreck.
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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 15, 2010 11:30PM

tears of joy i take it? why are you trying to suit my needs?

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: waaahhhh!!!!! ()
Date: March 15, 2010 11:34PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> tears of joy i take it? why are you trying to suit
> my needs?


Suit your needs? You're starting to sound like Alias.


I'm just trying to be a kinder, gentler, and more appeasing troll.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: March 15, 2010 11:36PM

waaahhhh!!!!! Wrote:
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>
>
> Suit your needs? You're starting to sound like
> Alias.

pardon my zippos

>
> I'm just trying to be a kinder, gentler, and more
> appeasing troll.


what for? who are you trying to please?

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 15, 2010 11:37PM

I appreciate the effort... but why don't you start hotlinking?


waaahhhh!!!!! Wrote:
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> Suit your needs? You're starting to sound like
> Alias.
>
>
> I'm just trying to be a kinder, gentler, and more
> appeasing troll.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: waah!!!!! ()
Date: March 15, 2010 11:51PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I appreciate the effort... but why don't you start
> hotlinking?
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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: heehee ()
Date: March 16, 2010 12:02AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I appreciate the effort... but why don't you start
> hotlinking?


Prolly because he is afraid he will get in trouble for hotlinking and using someone else's bandwith. Everyone knows they can trace u thru the hotlinks.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 16, 2010 12:15AM

That's what an earlier response would have you believe.... But he can hotlink to an image already on this server... He doesn't need to upload redundant images.

heehee Wrote:
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> Prolly because he is afraid he will get in trouble
> for hotlinking and using someone else's bandwith.
> Everyone knows they can trace u thru the hotlinks.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: waah!!! ()
Date: March 16, 2010 12:29AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> That's what an earlier response would have you
> believe.... But he can hotlink to an image already
> on this server... He doesn't need to upload
> redundant images.
>
> heehee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Prolly because he is afraid he will get in
> trouble
> > for hotlinking and using someone else's
> bandwith.
> > Everyone knows they can trace u thru the
> hotlinks.
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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: March 16, 2010 12:42AM

[Oh, waah!!!, what will you dream up next?]gotcha bitch!

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: waah!!! ()
Date: March 16, 2010 12:48AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> gotcha bitch!
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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Flying Porpoise ()
Date: June 16, 2013 11:22PM

Thanks, Gravis!

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Cthulhu ()
Date: June 16, 2013 11:28PM

chain, weights from a gymnasium and heavy duty burlap bag.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Cthulhu ()
Date: June 16, 2013 11:32PM

Is Gravis related to Garvis?

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 17, 2013 12:35AM

Could somebody explain hot-linking to me?

Harry once did, but I've forgotten...

And, like Harry, could someone explain it, nicely and calmly.

(I miss him)

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 17, 2013 12:50AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Could somebody explain hot-linking to me?
>
> Harry once did, but I've forgotten...
>
> And, like Harry, could someone explain it, nicely
> and calmly.
>
> (I miss him)




No.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: abelard ()
Date: June 18, 2013 03:32AM

The trick to quick body disposal is to find a site where even if it gets any attention, it'll get no scrutiny. Example: a plundered archaeological site. The earth has been disturbed but the authorities will think they know why and that there's nothing of value remaining. Another possibility: bury the body in a septic field, make it look like simple maintenance. Note to beginners: don't make the hole rectangular and grave-like.

Old mine shafts are good for a quick drop off but they're not common here in the east. I always kept my eyes open when I was west for a nice deep, rickety old mine. Hey, accidents do happen, fortune favors the prepared.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 18, 2013 04:09AM

Just leave the body in my backyard. The very tame and friendly fox I have around this time of night will love nibbling on it.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: abelard ()
Date: June 18, 2013 04:40AM

>Just leave the body in my backyard. The very tame and friendly fox I have around this time of night will love nibbling on it.

That'll help but you have to worry about it carrying off a big hunk with a bone in it, and leaving it where some hiker finds it. Once the authorities know there's a body out there they'll start looking, and the last place you want it found is your own yard. Your neighbor's yard now ...

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: June 18, 2013 05:02AM

abelard Wrote:
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> The trick to quick body disposal is to find a site
> where even if it gets any attention, it'll get no
> scrutiny. Example: a plundered archaeological
> site.

Forget the archeological site... I once vomited into one of those sites in Greece. (food poising) and it was not appreciated.

> Old mine shafts are good for a quick drop off but
> they're not common here in the east. I always
> kept my eyes open when I was west for a nice deep,
> rickety old mine. Hey, accidents do happen,
> fortune favors the prepared.

I prefer dropping the body off at a local dump.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: June 30, 2013 06:36AM

Flying Porpoise Wrote:
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> Thanks, Gravis!


Cthulhu Wrote:
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> Is Gravis related to Garvis?





"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Pigs ()
Date: November 29, 2020 01:04PM

They eat anything

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: deadbeanerremovalservice11 ()
Date: November 29, 2020 01:18PM

accidents happen Wrote:
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> Lets say some shit went down and you have to
> dispose of a body FAST...like with 12 hours or so.
> How do you do it? Hack it up? BUry it? Burn it?
>
> Your thoughts?

Hopefully, the local contractor will answer. He is a PRO at the removal of dead illegal alien trash who he doesn't want to pay after the work is done.

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Re: how do you dispose of a body?
Posted by: Deadwood111 ()
Date: November 29, 2020 01:20PM


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