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Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Date: March 11, 2010 08:42PM

After being throttled by Nintendo for more than two years, Sony finally responds to the Wii...

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...with a penis-shaped controller that costs $100 each (two controllers is the same cost as a Wii...PS3 not included).

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 11, 2010 08:47PM

What is the ball at the end supposed to be?

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Date: March 11, 2010 08:50PM

eesh Wrote:
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> What is the ball at the end supposed to be?


The part that keeps Wii from winning the patent infringement lawsuit.

It won't work.

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: March 11, 2010 08:53PM

that's crazy, man.

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: March 11, 2010 08:59PM

eesh Wrote:
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> What is the ball at the end supposed to be?


from slipping all the way in.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/11/2010 09:01PM by ferfux.

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Date: March 11, 2010 09:00PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > What is the ball at the end supposed to be?
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> from slipping all the way


+ 1

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Posted by: BB*X ()
Date: March 12, 2010 10:33AM

I thought the ball was to keep your hand from slipping off during masterba...I mean game play.

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: March 12, 2010 11:59AM

I have both a Wii & PS3, but I will save my money here.

I dont want Nintendo to be pushed out of the console wars, I love Nintendo!

Maybe the competition will improve the technology...

Im already looking forward to my Wii2

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Posted by: rancid ()
Date: March 12, 2010 12:07PM

In other news, EA will be releasing the first game utilizing this unique controller called "Just the tip". It is aimed at women and gay & curious men 18+.

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Date: March 12, 2010 12:29PM

The motion detector thing that Sony came out with initially for the PS3 sucked. I ended up deactivating it for Madden because it kept fucking up the plays. I don't know if the newer Madden games even give you the option to use it.

Not sure how coming up with an improved motion function for an existing counsel is going to work. Personally, I think Sony should have saved its time and money and worked on developing the technology for the PS4, or whatever is coming next. I think the PS3 has been a dud for Sony and it makes no sense to invest more time and energy on it.

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: March 12, 2010 01:49PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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I think the PS3 has been a dud for Sony and
> it makes no sense to invest more time and energy
> on it.


Disagree. PS3 is great, imo. I use it for watching BluRay, dvds, netflix & media storage (pics and music) more than video games. And the games I do play are great. Play Uncharted2 and then tell me how much PS3 sucks.

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: March 12, 2010 01:56PM

Yep - a lot of people own PS3s because it had BluRay. And honestly, the graphics quality is still better then any other platform. Sure, Xbox and Wii may have more games - that is a failing in Sony's outreach to developers more than anything else.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Date: March 12, 2010 02:21PM

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> Yep - a lot of people own PS3s because it had
> BluRay. And honestly, the graphics quality is
> still better then any other platform. Sure, Xbox
> and Wii may have more games - that is a failing in
> Sony's outreach to developers more than anything
> else.


I have both the Wii and the PS3. I personally play the PS3 more than I do the Wii. But here is the problem with the PS3...

- It was too fucking expensive when it came out.

- Sony did nothing to discourage developers from producing games in both PS2 and PS3 formats. Because the functionality of the early PS3 games often sucked, Sony ended up competing with itself.

- Wii was a breath of fresh air.

- PS3 focused almost solely on the look of the games and actually made developing games for the system much more difficult for game developers.

- Sony waited WAY too long to drop the price.

- What does a Blu Ray player go for these days? It makes more sense just to buy one instead of using the PS3.

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: March 12, 2010 02:24PM

Today, I would not advocate buying a PS3 if you want a bluray player. A little over a year ago that was not the case. Most people made that purchase last year or earlier.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/12/2010 02:25PM by Registered Voter.

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: March 12, 2010 02:24PM

I want a PS3 for one reason: God of War 3. And that's not enough to make me buy it.

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Posted by: WiiWii ()
Date: March 12, 2010 08:05PM

Yahweh Wrote:
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> Im already looking forward to my Wii2


Is the "Wii2" going to being named the Wii-Wii?

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Re: Sony Response to Wii: A Penis-Shaped Controller
Posted by: Presby ()
Date: June 20, 2012 11:45PM

Nintendo Wii game with no scratches not working?






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