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Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: I Feel Like I'm Stuck In A Rut! ()
Date: September 20, 2019 06:34AM

I've been in the same industry for a very long time. The rest of the world has surpassed me. Is there any companies around that would be willing to take a chance on an older guy that learns easily and is willing to work hard? I just don't have a college degree..... I would be willing to go to college, at nights, especially if there's a company that will pay for it!

There's gotta be a defense contractor or similar that needs to fill a specialty position. I'm like a blank canvas for the right artist. I need a reset, something new and exciting!

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: U Tube ()
Date: September 20, 2019 07:32AM

Start a u tube channel about getting sober.

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: Cfrrdfffggh ()
Date: September 20, 2019 07:51AM

Employers dont want old people. Cost too much in medical and time off for illness.

You done.. Go shopping for a casket and funeral plan.

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: Professor English ()
Date: September 20, 2019 07:55AM

1st of all, use proper grammar. It's not "Is there any...", it's "ARE there any...". Act like a half wit and the world will treat you like one. Dumbass.

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: Xv5dt443 ()
Date: September 20, 2019 07:58AM

Professor English Wrote:
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> 1st of all, use proper grammar. It's not "Is there
> any...", it's "ARE there any...". Act like a half
> wit and the world will treat you like one.
> Dumbass.

Well Mikey.. That sure is an attitude lately

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: Answererer of questions ()
Date: September 20, 2019 08:49AM

Walmart or Mickey D's

You'll learn new vocabulary "Want fries with that?"

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: But he loves Ebonics ()
Date: September 20, 2019 09:10AM

Professor English Wrote:
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> 1st of all, use proper grammar. It's not "Is there
> any...", it's "ARE there any...". Act like a half
> wit and the world will treat you like one.
> Dumbass.


I hope u don’t have any niggers or spics working for you, ur gonna go nuts.

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: Yo side huslte ()
Date: September 20, 2019 09:12AM

Play a victim, and collect welfare or ssi, why you get yo side hustle on, NOME SANE

Make that cheddar yo, mo better mo chedda

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: Grammar Slammer ()
Date: September 20, 2019 09:18AM

Professor English Wrote:
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> 1st of all, use proper grammar. It's not "Is there
> any...", it's "ARE there any...". Act like a half
> wit and the world will treat you like one.
> Dumbass.

^Holy shit! I don't even know where to start correcting your grammar. Umm... dangling modifier...

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: Pc retardzz ()
Date: September 20, 2019 09:41AM

Get a real estate liscense put on a suit and sit in a new homes office or luxury apartment leasing office writing contracts and leases.

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: english asker ()
Date: September 20, 2019 09:44AM

Where's the dangling modifier?

The post was done sort of "conversationally", so, if you are saying "1st of all, use proper grammar" should be written, "1st of all, ONE should use proper grammar" in order to avoid a dangling modifier, I would agree with you, that is correct.

However, in the case, it is understood that the post is responding to the person that asked the question, therefore, it is understood who/what the subject is.

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: September 20, 2019 10:26AM

Are you a racist piece of shit that has dressed up in black face, hung out with the KKK or threatened to hang black people with a chain? Have you lied about being a person of color to get a high paying, high profile job that was meant to be filled by an actual person of color?

If so, you could run as a democrat presidential candidate. Throw in a rape, child molestation and baby murder and you're sure to win.

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: Gerry/GGP ()
Date: September 20, 2019 11:00AM

Just live off your Mom in her basement obsessing about Goatfuckerer2 and Trump 24/7 like I do. Meth helps.

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: /‘f ()
Date: September 20, 2019 11:08AM

english asker Wrote:
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> Where's the dangling modifier?
>
> The post was done sort of "conversationally", so,
> if you are saying "1st of all, use proper grammar"
> should be written, "1st of all, ONE should use
> proper grammar" in order to avoid a dangling
> modifier, I would agree with you, that is
> correct.
>
> However, in the case, it is understood that the
> post is responding to the person that asked the
> question, therefore, it is understood who/what the
> subject is.

Yeah, fuck you comma guy, fuck your grammar!
This isn’t English class, FAGGOT!

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: conversationally ()
Date: September 20, 2019 11:28AM

english asker Wrote:
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> Where's the dangling modifier?
>
> The post was done sort of "conversationally", so,
> if you are saying "1st of all, use proper grammar"
> should be written, "1st of all, ONE should use
> proper grammar" in order to avoid a dangling
> modifier, I would agree with you, that is
> correct.
>
> However, in the case, it is understood that the
> post is responding to the person that asked the
> question, therefore, it is understood who/what the
> subject is.

Now the excuses for the poor grammar. "The post was done sort of 'conversationally'." WTF???

You're seriously spending your time on FFXU discussing the grammar of posts?

I hate to break the news to you, but you have no life and no friends.

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: Comma guys triggered ()
Date: September 20, 2019 11:30AM

conversationally Wrote:
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> english asker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Where's the dangling modifier?
> >
> > The post was done sort of "conversationally",
> so,
> > if you are saying "1st of all, use proper
> grammar"
> > should be written, "1st of all, ONE should use
> > proper grammar" in order to avoid a dangling
> > modifier, I would agree with you, that is
> > correct.
> >
> > However, in the case, it is understood that the
> > post is responding to the person that asked the
> > question, therefore, it is understood who/what
> the
> > subject is.
>
> Now the excuses for the poor grammar. "The post
> was done sort of 'conversationally'." WTF???
>
> You're seriously spending your time on FFXU
> discussing the grammar of posts?
>
> I hate to break the news to you, but you have no
> life and no friends.


Pointing out ones grammar on a message forum? I would love to see ur fucking texts!
Only losers point out grammar on an online message forum.

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: Ad Astra Per Aspera ()
Date: September 20, 2019 11:55AM

english asker Wrote:
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> Where's the dangling modifier?
>
> The post was done sort of "conversationally", so,
> if you are saying "1st of all, use proper grammar"
> should be written, "1st of all, ONE should use
> proper grammar" in order to avoid a dangling
> modifier, I would agree with you, that is
> correct.
>
> However, in the case, it is understood that the
> post is responding to the person that asked the
> question, therefore, it is understood who/what the
> subject is.

What about the split infinitives?

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: truth dark and funny ()
Date: September 20, 2019 12:03PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> Are you a racist piece of shit that has dressed up
> in black face, hung out with the KKK or threatened
> to hang black people with a chain? Have you lied
> about being a person of color to get a high
> paying, high profile job that was meant to be
> filled by an actual person of color?
>
> If so, you could run as a democrat presidential
> candidate. Throw in a rape, child molestation and
> baby murder and you're sure to win.

too fucking true

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Re: Any Places Hiring 50 Year Olds Without A College Degree?
Posted by: Acta Non Verba ()
Date: September 20, 2019 12:05PM

english asker Wrote:
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> Where's the dangling modifier?
>
> The post was done sort of "conversationally", so,
> if you are saying "1st of all, use proper grammar"
> should be written, "1st of all, ONE should use
> proper grammar" in order to avoid a dangling
> modifier, I would agree with you, that is
> correct.
>
> However, in the case, it is understood that the
> post is responding to the person that asked the
> question, therefore, it is understood who/what the
> subject is.

Good lordy!

How does one create so many comma splices? At least get you subjunctive moods to agree with the possessive case! I will completely ignore your comparative conjunctions!

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