Malmites Hire Guards as Pope Robert Prepares to Flee

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Malmites Hire Guards as Pope Robert Prepares to Flee

Posted by: Diocletian ()

Date: September 20, 2019 03:55AM

Members of the heretical Malmite sect, believed to worship their spiritual leader as one person of the Godhead, are in disarray as their leader, Pope Robert, prepares to flee to his home off the coast of Georgia. Desperate to maintain power,Pope Robert has hired armed police guards to maintain order during his final days in office.

Bonettians rejoice, reciting the imprecatory psalms, as they celebrate the end of the reign of Pope Robert.

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