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Impacts of Fairfax Underground on the Evolution of the English Language
Posted by: Guardian of the Posts ()
Date: September 19, 2019 09:34PM

I believe we should begin documenting the new words, phrases, slang, and other jewels of terminology that were given as gifts to the English speaking mass of humanity by the world's leading intellectual geniuses posting on Fairfax Underground.

Example - I did a "Goatfuckerer2" today. This is an original phrase coined on Fairfax Underground. Everybody who speaks English around the world immediately knows this means:

a) you took a massive shit on your own kitchen counter to prevent people from exercising their American Constitutional Rights to freedom of speech;
b) raped a goat or other barnyard animal;
c) watched gay/kiddie/bestiality porn;
d) threatened someone with violence but chickened out like a big pussy and never showed up
e) cyber-stalked any number of fictitious characters you made up in your delusional sexual deviant psycho head.

Any other examples we need to record should be added to the list.

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Re: Impacts of Fairfax Underground on the Evolution of the English Language
Posted by: btkgf2 ()
Date: September 19, 2019 09:37PM

OP you forgot something:

f) slayer of Sprint cell phone plans that work on vast, remote private estates around the world

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Re: Impacts of Fairfax Underground on the Evolution of the English Language
Posted by: jaqoff ()
Date: September 19, 2019 09:39PM

I thought Goatfuckerer2 meant you drank a Malibu and Diet Coke.

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Re: Impacts of Fairfax Underground on the Evolution of the English Language
Posted by: Not Mark or Ravi or GGP ()
Date: September 19, 2019 09:40PM

Has Webster replaced KoreaTown as the nickname for Annandale?

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Re: Impacts of Fairfax Underground on the Evolution of the English Language
Posted by: Flip Side ()
Date: September 19, 2019 09:43PM

You should also document the English words that were ruined for people because of how they were used on Fairfax Underground.

I stopped saying "eeesh" when something freaked me out. I got paranoid someone from Fairfax Underground might look me in the eye and know I posted on here.

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Re: Impacts of Fairfax Underground on the Evolution of the English Language
Posted by: PYBRs are everywhere ()
Date: September 19, 2019 09:44PM

PYBRs.... any questions?
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Re: Impacts of Fairfax Underground on the Evolution of the English Language
Posted by: That's the FU Spirit ()
Date: September 19, 2019 09:46PM

^ HA! +1

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Re: Impacts of Fairfax Underground on the Evolution of the English Language
Posted by: L2WLL ()
Date: September 19, 2019 09:50PM

"What did Trump fuck up today?" - that is an FFXU original. That is all over the internets.

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Re: Impacts of Fairfax Underground on the Evolution of the English Language
Posted by: We Need Original Handles Too ()
Date: September 19, 2019 09:53PM

FriskyDingo was a great handle. It would make a great name for an Australian Aborigine porn star.

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