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What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Drunk trumptard #3 ()
Date: September 16, 2019 05:16PM

I had fantasized about making passionate love to a pussy last night

What are you techniques for eating pussy, I prefer making love to a pussy, well a specific pussy

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Dr Fairfax ()
Date: September 16, 2019 05:19PM

You sound like a sex-addict. You need cognitive therapy. Please message me from a registered handle for your first cognitive therapy session for free.

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Trumptard is drunk ()
Date: September 16, 2019 05:21PM

Dr Fairfax Wrote:
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> You sound like a sex-addict. You need cognitive
> therapy. Please message me from a registered
> handle for your first cognitive therapy session
> for free.


Wow! You registered just in time doc!
How can u help me/FFXU members?

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Drunk libtards ()
Date: September 16, 2019 05:37PM

I prefer dick.

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Getting old ()
Date: September 16, 2019 05:50PM

Do we still eat pussy these days?

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Dr Fairfax,HELP!!!!!!!!!! ()
Date: September 16, 2019 05:51PM

Can't stop sucking my dick? Help!
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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: September 16, 2019 06:11PM

I find sucking a conservative cock much more stimulating.
Fuck libs!

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: peekza the TMOS faggot ()
Date: September 16, 2019 06:33PM

I like to nibble shitballs from men’s hairy assholes. I don’t need a doctor.

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Ekkdd ()
Date: September 16, 2019 06:47PM

peekza the TMOS faggot Wrote:
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> I like to nibble shitballs from men’s hairy
> assholes. I don’t need a doctor.


That has nothing to do with my pleasure. And we are taking about eating pussy, I should’ve known this thread would turn into sucking cock and eating dingleberries out of men’s asses

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Jeffery Dahmer ()
Date: September 16, 2019 07:28PM

Slightly braised in a pan soaked in a special white wine sauce I make (white wine with fish) and accompanied by a pecker smothered in alfredo on the side.

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Dr Fairfax ()
Date: September 16, 2019 08:22PM

Dr Fairfax,HELP!!!!!!!!!! Wrote:
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> Can't stop sucking my dick? Help!


That's not a medical disorder. You're just gay.

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703-867-5309

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Big Black Man ()
Date: September 17, 2019 09:17AM

Steps to eating out a woman:

1. Make sure her husband is not going to be home for a while
2. Make sure the kids won't bug you
3. Make sure she hasn't had a nut busted in her (I don't like the take of cum)
4. Gently lick the lips from back to front, slowly
5. Tease the clit with your teeth
6. Go to town, and don't be gentle, she'll let you know if she isn't liking it
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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Deshawn ()
Date: September 17, 2019 09:37AM

O hell naw. Black men dont eat no pussy. Eatin pussy is s white man thang. Pussy tase nasty. White ppl be nasty.

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Big Black Man ()
Date: September 17, 2019 09:43AM

Black men eat white pussy before fucking it.

Why? Because if it's too dry when we fuck it's too tight to get all the way in. While it's fun to hear the little bitch cry while we push, it feels better to slide in on a silky wet cunt, and hit bottom with a little force.

I prefer hearing her little coos when I hit bottom than screams while I'm dry fucking her.
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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: U bald old fuck ()
Date: September 17, 2019 09:57AM

Big Black Man Wrote:
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> Black men eat white pussy before fucking it.
>
> Why? Because if it's too dry when we fuck it's too
> tight to get all the way in. While it's fun to
> hear the little bitch cry while we push, it feels
> better to slide in on a silky wet cunt, and hit
> bottom with a little force.
>
> I prefer hearing her little coos when I hit bottom
> than screams while I'm dry fucking her.

Did nigga got more hair on his back then his head

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Niggerz are Grozz ()
Date: September 17, 2019 10:26AM

and any white woman that would fuck one is even more gross!

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Smoove B ()
Date: September 17, 2019 10:49AM

I slap my face into it so it makes a plotchy noise then just go BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBPBBTHTHTHTHTHTHTTHT and then lick it like a popsicle till she ladyjizzes.

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: DJ Khalid ()
Date: September 17, 2019 10:50AM

I fucking don't!

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Re: What’s you technique for eating pussy?
Posted by: Dirty Daddy ()
Date: September 18, 2019 08:19AM

I only like young pussy, like my daughter's friends.

Make sure they shaved, and go to town.
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