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Who will play who in the ffxu inspired lifetime movie?
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Made for TV drama
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Date: September 15, 2019 11:03PM
I think Jonah Hill will play Eesh, Cardi B will play Lizzie and Horacio Sanz will play Miz.
Re: Who will play who in the ffxu inspired lifetime movie?
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the Producer
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Date: September 15, 2019 11:11PM
There is far too much material for a single movie. The antics of our favorite entertainers could easily provide several seasons of content for a Netflix or HBO series.
Movie casting -
Director - Victor Salva
Cary Weidmann - Matthew Lillard
Chuck Hoffman - Oliver platt
eesh - Patrick Renna, Bradley Cooper, Elijah Wood, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesse Eisenberg
TheNorthman - Neil Jackson
William Moreno - Horatio sanz, Patton Oswalt, David Anthony Higgins, Jerry Mathers, Jack Black
Sharon Moreno - Lisa Lampinelli, Lena Dunham, Jonah Hill
Richard Leroy Moreno "Tootguy" - Tom Bosley, John Goodman, Jeffrey Jones from "Ferris Buller's day off" and "Beetlejuice"
Joanna Moreno - Amy Schumer
Ying Ko - Jeremy Irons, Sean Connery, Justin Bieber
Monique Wells "Lizzie" - Leslie Jones, Victoria Rowell, Wanda Sykes, Kevin Hart, ET
Ralph Pootawn - Ryan Gosling, Enrique Iglesias, Avery Brooks, Kal Penn
Stabitha - Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner, Owen Wilson
yagirl - Ariel Winter
Alias - Kate Beckinsale
Wingnut - Dennis Miller, Ted Nugent
Megan Toohey aka Megan Price aka the Hambeast - Roseanne Barr, Kathy Bates, Melissa McCarthy, Katy Perry
Joshua Price - Topher Grace
Meade Skelton - himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley, Zach Galifianakis
Katie - Kimiko Glenn
Kristy Gonzalez - Ruby Rose
Gerrymanderer2 - Jean Claude Van Damme (in blackface)
Gerry's goat/wife - himself
Phillip Leiser - Joe Pesci, Steve Buscemi, Or maybe Johnny Depp
Karen Leiser - Cathy Griffin
David Trinnes -
Christopher J. Tator -
TJ "Caan" -
Lynn -
Gretchen Haufe - Dee Snider
Meade's father - Clint Howard
Aaron -
Matt M (Papa John's) -
Eric A (Papa John's) -
Justin Jouvenal -
Myeesha Hamilton -
Starban -
Honey the dog -
Megan's weasel -
Monique's ferrets (killed by Miz) -
Notable props:
Megan's cellphone
Monique's purple dildo
Monique's stacks of money
the "stolen" laptop
William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock outing wardrobe
Eesh's camouflage capri pants
Moreno's eesh axe
Moreno's little league bat
Moreno's graphic death threats
Moreno's psycho drawings
William Moreno's collection of at least twenty vials of psychotropic medications.
David Trinnes' beer bong and giant liquor bottles
Yagirl's sharpies
Hambeast's Mustang
Meade's indian costume
fragments of the broken Papa John's sign
eesh's horse mask
knife used to stab tootguy
Movie casting -
Director - Victor Salva
Cary Weidmann - Matthew Lillard
Chuck Hoffman - Oliver platt
eesh - Patrick Renna, Bradley Cooper, Elijah Wood, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesse Eisenberg
TheNorthman - Neil Jackson
William Moreno - Horatio sanz, Patton Oswalt, David Anthony Higgins, Jerry Mathers, Jack Black
Sharon Moreno - Lisa Lampinelli, Lena Dunham, Jonah Hill
Richard Leroy Moreno "Tootguy" - Tom Bosley, John Goodman, Jeffrey Jones from "Ferris Buller's day off" and "Beetlejuice"
Joanna Moreno - Amy Schumer
Ying Ko - Jeremy Irons, Sean Connery, Justin Bieber
Monique Wells "Lizzie" - Leslie Jones, Victoria Rowell, Wanda Sykes, Kevin Hart, ET
Ralph Pootawn - Ryan Gosling, Enrique Iglesias, Avery Brooks, Kal Penn
Stabitha - Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner, Owen Wilson
yagirl - Ariel Winter
Alias - Kate Beckinsale
Wingnut - Dennis Miller, Ted Nugent
Megan Toohey aka Megan Price aka the Hambeast - Roseanne Barr, Kathy Bates, Melissa McCarthy, Katy Perry
Joshua Price - Topher Grace
Meade Skelton - himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley, Zach Galifianakis
Katie - Kimiko Glenn
Kristy Gonzalez - Ruby Rose
Gerrymanderer2 - Jean Claude Van Damme (in blackface)
Gerry's goat/wife - himself
Phillip Leiser - Joe Pesci, Steve Buscemi, Or maybe Johnny Depp
Karen Leiser - Cathy Griffin
David Trinnes -
Christopher J. Tator -
TJ "Caan" -
Lynn -
Gretchen Haufe - Dee Snider
Meade's father - Clint Howard
Aaron -
Matt M (Papa John's) -
Eric A (Papa John's) -
Justin Jouvenal -
Myeesha Hamilton -
Starban -
Honey the dog -
Megan's weasel -
Monique's ferrets (killed by Miz) -
Notable props:
Megan's cellphone
Monique's purple dildo
Monique's stacks of money
the "stolen" laptop
William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock outing wardrobe
Eesh's camouflage capri pants
Moreno's eesh axe
Moreno's little league bat
Moreno's graphic death threats
Moreno's psycho drawings
William Moreno's collection of at least twenty vials of psychotropic medications.
David Trinnes' beer bong and giant liquor bottles
Yagirl's sharpies
Hambeast's Mustang
Meade's indian costume
fragments of the broken Papa John's sign
eesh's horse mask
knife used to stab tootguy
Re: Who will play who in the ffxu inspired lifetime movie?
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New idea for Meade
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Date: September 16, 2019 01:34AM
Now that Meade has become even fatter and much more misshapen. I've been thinking George Wendt lately. He won't even need makeup.
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Re: Who will play who in the ffxu inspired lifetime movie?
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Actor for peep
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Date: September 16, 2019 02:09AM
Rob Thomas would play peep.
Re: Who will play who in the ffxu inspired lifetime movie?
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Huntz Hal
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Date: September 18, 2019 11:48AM
Who would play Brett Davenport?
Re: Who will play who in the ffxu inspired lifetime movie?
Posted by:
Hhdhsj
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Date: September 18, 2019 08:37PM
Congratulations! You win the prize for stupidest post of the week!!!!...and nobody cares but maybe 3 people of which, none live in Fairfax County.
Re: Who will play who in the ffxu inspired lifetime movie?
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special appearance by arrangemen
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Date: September 19, 2019 05:35PM
Louie Anderson as Harry Tuttle
Re: Who will play who in the ffxu inspired lifetime movie?
Posted by:
contract signed
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Date: September 19, 2019 05:42PM
Chris Rock will be Lizzie.
Re: Who will play who in the ffxu inspired lifetime movie?
Posted by:
Peepz
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Date: September 19, 2019 05:51PM
Justin Bieber plays peep
Re: Who will play who in the ffxu inspired lifetime movie?
Posted by:
ccan't sspell
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Date: September 19, 2019 06:32PM
the Producer Wrote:
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> There is far too much material for a single movie.
> The antics of our favorite entertainers could
> easily provide several seasons of content for a
> Netflix or HBO series.
>
> Movie casting -
>
> Director - Victor Salva
>
> Cary Weidmann - Matthew Lillard
> Chuck Hoffman - Oliver platt
> eesh - Patrick Renna, Bradley Cooper, Elijah Wood,
> Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesse Eisenberg
> TheNorthman - Neil Jackson
> William Moreno - Horatio sanz, Patton Oswalt,
> David Anthony Higgins, Jerry Mathers, Jack Black
> Sharon Moreno - Lisa Lampinelli, Lena Dunham,
> Jonah Hill
> Richard Leroy Moreno "Tootguy" - Tom Bosley, John
> Goodman, Jeffrey Jones from "Ferris Buller's day
> off" and "Beetlejuice"
> Joanna Moreno - Amy Schumer
> Ying Ko - Jeremy Irons, Sean Connery, Justin
> Bieber
> Monique Wells "Lizzie" - Leslie Jones, Victoria
> Rowell, Wanda Sykes, Kevin Hart, ET
> Ralph Pootawn - Ryan Gosling, Enrique Iglesias,
> Avery Brooks, Kal Penn
> Stabitha - Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner, Owen Wilson
> yagirl - Ariel Winter
> Alias - Kate Beckinsale
> Wingnut - Dennis Miller, Ted Nugent
> Megan Toohey aka Megan Price aka the Hambeast -
> Roseanne Barr, Kathy Bates, Melissa McCarthy, Katy
> Perry
> Joshua Price - Topher Grace
> Meade Skelton - himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley,
> Zach Galifianakis
> Katie - Kimiko Glenn
> Kristy Gonzalez - Ruby Rose
> Gerrymanderer2 - Jean Claude Van Damme (in
> blackface)
> Gerry's goat/wife - himself
> Phillip Leiser - Joe Pesci, Steve Buscemi, Or
> maybe Johnny Depp
> Karen Leiser - Cathy Griffin
> David Trinnes -
> Christopher J. Tator -
> TJ "Caan" -
> Lynn -
> Gretchen Haufe - Dee Snider
> Meade's father - Clint Howard
> Aaron -
> Matt M (Papa John's) -
> Eric A (Papa John's) -
> Justin Jouvenal -
> Myeesha Hamilton -
> Starban -
> Honey the dog -
> Megan's weasel -
> Monique's ferrets (killed by Miz) -
>
> Notable props:
>
> Megan's cellphone
> Monique's purple dildo
> Monique's stacks of money
> the "stolen" laptop
> William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
> Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock outing
> wardrobe
> Eesh's camouflage capri pants
> Moreno's eesh axe
> Moreno's little league bat
> Moreno's graphic death threats
> Moreno's psycho drawings
> William Moreno's collection of at least twenty
> vials of psychotropic medications.
> David Trinnes' beer bong and giant liquor bottles
> Yagirl's sharpies
> Hambeast's Mustang
> Meade's indian costume
> fragments of the broken Papa John's sign
> eesh's horse mask
> knife used to stab tootguy
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> There is far too much material for a single movie.
> The antics of our favorite entertainers could
> easily provide several seasons of content for a
> Netflix or HBO series.
>
> Movie casting -
>
> Director - Victor Salva
>
> Cary Weidmann - Matthew Lillard
> Chuck Hoffman - Oliver platt
> eesh - Patrick Renna, Bradley Cooper, Elijah Wood,
> Leonardo DiCaprio, Jesse Eisenberg
> TheNorthman - Neil Jackson
> William Moreno - Horatio sanz, Patton Oswalt,
> David Anthony Higgins, Jerry Mathers, Jack Black
> Sharon Moreno - Lisa Lampinelli, Lena Dunham,
> Jonah Hill
> Richard Leroy Moreno "Tootguy" - Tom Bosley, John
> Goodman, Jeffrey Jones from "Ferris Buller's day
> off" and "Beetlejuice"
> Joanna Moreno - Amy Schumer
> Ying Ko - Jeremy Irons, Sean Connery, Justin
> Bieber
> Monique Wells "Lizzie" - Leslie Jones, Victoria
> Rowell, Wanda Sykes, Kevin Hart, ET
> Ralph Pootawn - Ryan Gosling, Enrique Iglesias,
> Avery Brooks, Kal Penn
> Stabitha - Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner, Owen Wilson
> yagirl - Ariel Winter
> Alias - Kate Beckinsale
> Wingnut - Dennis Miller, Ted Nugent
> Megan Toohey aka Megan Price aka the Hambeast -
> Roseanne Barr, Kathy Bates, Melissa McCarthy, Katy
> Perry
> Joshua Price - Topher Grace
> Meade Skelton - himself, Chaz Bono, Adam Bartley,
> Zach Galifianakis
> Katie - Kimiko Glenn
> Kristy Gonzalez - Ruby Rose
> Gerrymanderer2 - Jean Claude Van Damme (in
> blackface)
> Gerry's goat/wife - himself
> Phillip Leiser - Joe Pesci, Steve Buscemi, Or
> maybe Johnny Depp
> Karen Leiser - Cathy Griffin
> David Trinnes -
> Christopher J. Tator -
> TJ "Caan" -
> Lynn -
> Gretchen Haufe - Dee Snider
> Meade's father - Clint Howard
> Aaron -
> Matt M (Papa John's) -
> Eric A (Papa John's) -
> Justin Jouvenal -
> Myeesha Hamilton -
> Starban -
> Honey the dog -
> Megan's weasel -
> Monique's ferrets (killed by Miz) -
>
> Notable props:
>
> Megan's cellphone
> Monique's purple dildo
> Monique's stacks of money
> the "stolen" laptop
> William Moreno's filthy bare mattress
> Chris Tator's courthouse/Lake Braddock outing
> wardrobe
> Eesh's camouflage capri pants
> Moreno's eesh axe
> Moreno's little league bat
> Moreno's graphic death threats
> Moreno's psycho drawings
> William Moreno's collection of at least twenty
> vials of psychotropic medications.
> David Trinnes' beer bong and giant liquor bottles
> Yagirl's sharpies
> Hambeast's Mustang
> Meade's indian costume
> fragments of the broken Papa John's sign
> eesh's horse mask
> knife used to stab tootguy
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