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A millenial fainted at work today
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what in the exact fuck?
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Date: September 12, 2019 11:50PM
This is not the first time this has happened, but it's the first time it was a male employee. I work in in an office, so nobody is doing anything strenuous. WTF?
I drink heavily, smoke too much, eat shitty food, never exercise, and have a bad attitude towards life, so how the fuck am I healthier than people half my age?
I drink heavily, smoke too much, eat shitty food, never exercise, and have a bad attitude towards life, so how the fuck am I healthier than people half my age?
Re: A millenial fainted at work today
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Soy Goy
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Date: September 12, 2019 11:53PM
what in the exact fuck? Wrote:
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> This is not the first time this has happened, but
> it's the first time it was a male employee. I work
> in in an office, so nobody is doing anything
> strenuous. WTF?
>
> I drink heavily, smoke too much, eat shitty food,
> never exercise, and have a bad attitude towards
> life, so how the fuck am I healthier than people
> half my age?
Soy withdrawal?
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> This is not the first time this has happened, but
> it's the first time it was a male employee. I work
> in in an office, so nobody is doing anything
> strenuous. WTF?
>
> I drink heavily, smoke too much, eat shitty food,
> never exercise, and have a bad attitude towards
> life, so how the fuck am I healthier than people
> half my age?
Soy withdrawal?
Re: A millenial fainted at work today
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soy might be a problem
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Date: September 12, 2019 11:59PM
Now that the chinese aren't buying it (I know, trump has cut some sort of temporary deal) the prices have gone down, and maybe the kiddoes are consuming toxic quantities of the shit. Even the fucking office trumptard boasts to me about the superiority of his diet over mine, even though he seems to have more chronic health problems than my fucking parents. Too much soy? could be.
Re: A millenial fainted at work today
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Count your Blessings
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Date: September 13, 2019 03:27AM
what in the exact fuck? Wrote:
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> This is not the first time this has happened, but
> it's the first time it was a male employee. I work
> in in an office, so nobody is doing anything
> strenuous. WTF?
>
> I drink heavily, smoke too much, eat shitty food,
> never exercise, and have a bad attitude towards
> life, so how the fuck am I healthier than people
> half my age?
Fainting is not a moral failing or a test of manhood. Probably some variation of orthostatic hypotension (neurally mediated hypotension, postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome (POTS), ...). This is a disorder of the autonomic nervous system. Not uncommon in people in their 20s, but often dismissed by people who ‘drink heavily, smoke too much, eat shitty food,never exercise, and have a bad attitude towards life.’ Please do some research before you judge. A lttle bit of compassion goes a long way.
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> This is not the first time this has happened, but
> it's the first time it was a male employee. I work
> in in an office, so nobody is doing anything
> strenuous. WTF?
>
> I drink heavily, smoke too much, eat shitty food,
> never exercise, and have a bad attitude towards
> life, so how the fuck am I healthier than people
> half my age?
Fainting is not a moral failing or a test of manhood. Probably some variation of orthostatic hypotension (neurally mediated hypotension, postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome (POTS), ...). This is a disorder of the autonomic nervous system. Not uncommon in people in their 20s, but often dismissed by people who ‘drink heavily, smoke too much, eat shitty food,never exercise, and have a bad attitude towards life.’ Please do some research before you judge. A lttle bit of compassion goes a long way.