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Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: tellmewhy ()
Date: September 12, 2019 08:55AM

The media is always busting Trumps balls for not owning a dog. I understand that "keeping America Great" is a full time job but for god sake get your autistic son a puppy. They make our lives so much better!
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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: Obama might visit ()
Date: September 12, 2019 08:59AM

Obama might eat the dog like he did at the mosque in Kenya.

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: the real reason ()
Date: September 12, 2019 09:17AM

Because a dog would take attention away from Donald. If you live under Trump’s roof then you must treat him as the center of attention.

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: I can see it now ()
Date: September 12, 2019 10:57AM

Trump gets one of his minions to get Barron a puppy. The media is actually favorable to Trump for doing so. However, the puppy takes an instant dislike to Trump and tries to bite him every time the dog sees him. Trump orders the secret service to execute the dog, which unfortunately occurs while Barron is watching. Barron shows no outward signs of trauma, until his 24th birthday, at which time he obtains an AR-15 (by private sale), goes up to the roof of Trump tower, and starts shooting. Two hours later, the SWAT team kills Barron, but only after close to 200 people lie dead or seriously wounded.

Trump should not get Barron a dog.

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: Dirty Nasty Animals with Germs ()
Date: September 12, 2019 11:18AM

Trump says anybody with dogs "Anybody with a dog is an idiot. Could you see me walking a dog? I don't think so! Their dirty animals."

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: I kid of course ()
Date: September 12, 2019 12:10PM

Dogs are for commies....

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: Maybe eee ()
Date: September 12, 2019 12:23PM

He likes cats.

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: Trump is a NAZI Sympathizer! ()
Date: September 12, 2019 01:00PM

Dirty Nasty Animals with Germs Wrote:
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> Trump says anybody with dogs "Anybody with a dog
> is an idiot. Could you see me walking a dog? I
> don't think so! Their dirty animals."

Trump is right! Walking an animal twice a day so it can go to the bathroom and then picking it shit up after it? DISGUSTING!

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: Why is it ....? ()
Date: September 12, 2019 01:09PM

I think of this song every time I see Barron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDlpETyqweE

Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: thewalkingdogs ()
Date: September 12, 2019 03:01PM

I walk my dog twice a day and have lost 20 pounds!

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: September 12, 2019 03:11PM

I’m personally looking for the right puppy to present to my favorite godson, Barron. This is how I found the property in Warren County. Thanks President Trump!
Fuck libtards and the disease they spew.

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: TP4MU ()
Date: September 12, 2019 03:26PM

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> my favorite godson, Barron.


You live in Fantasyland

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: Trump is a Liar! #Allliesfolks ()
Date: September 12, 2019 03:47PM

thewalkingdogs Wrote:
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> I walk my dog twice a day and have lost 20 pounds!


Trump doesn't need to lose any weight he is the healthiest man in America and can easily run marathons. Haven't you read Trump's doctor's note?

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: Melania ()
Date: September 12, 2019 04:28PM

Trump does not even know who Barron is.

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: Commie Women ()
Date: September 12, 2019 04:32PM

A lot of commie women and Asian women don't like dogs. Melania says dog dirty, no no.

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: He can’t afford one ()
Date: September 12, 2019 04:56PM

Trump can’t afford one. He went bankrupt 4 times

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: What FFXU has taught us ()
Date: September 12, 2019 05:05PM

Retards often kill their pets for no reason.

Miz killed Starban.

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Re: Why won't Trump buy Barron a dog?
Posted by: What FFXU has taught us ()
Date: September 12, 2019 05:05PM

Retards often kill their pets for no reason.

Miz killed Starban.

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