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No cows on the moon yet: NASA Locates India's Vikram Lander on Lunar Surface Day After Failed Touchdown
Posted by: sputnik radio ()
Date: September 08, 2019 05:10PM


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Re: No cows on the moon yet: NASA Locates India's Vikram Lander on Lunar Surface Day After Failed Touchdown
Posted by: sputnik radio ()
Date: September 08, 2019 05:14PM

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Re: No cows on the moon yet: NASA Locates India's Vikram Lander on Lunar Surface Day After Failed Touchdown
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Date: September 08, 2019 05:16PM

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Re: No cows on the moon yet: NASA Locates India's Vikram Lander on Lunar Surface Day After Failed Touchdown
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Date: September 08, 2019 05:17PM

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Re: No cows on the moon yet: NASA Locates India's Vikram Lander on Lunar Surface Day After Failed Touchdown
Posted by: Hello, my name is Steve ()
Date: September 08, 2019 08:03PM

NASA Locates India's Vikram Lander on Lunar Surface Day After Failed Touchdown


Why the fuck are we wasting our time and money finding India's missing lander? Let them find their own lander if they are so smart. Did they call the help desk? "Have you tried unplugging your lander, waiting 20 seconds, and plugging your lander back in"?

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Re: No cows on the moon yet: NASA Locates India's Vikram Lander on Lunar Surface Day After Failed Touchdown
Posted by: ChristopherGlenn ()
Date: September 09, 2019 02:30PM

Hello, my name is Steve Wrote:
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> NASA Locates India's Vikram Lander on Lunar
> Surface Day After Failed Touchdown
>
>
> Why the fuck are we wasting our time and money
> finding India's missing lander? Let them find
> their own lander if they are so smart. Did they
> call the help desk? "Have you tried unplugging
> your lander, waiting 20 seconds, and plugging your
> lander back in"?

Unfortunately, Just like most of India, the lunar probe found no flush toilets on the moon. It was looking for one, and got lost trying to locate and get to one. It just could not hold out any longer.

It was the eventual massive chemical leakage, and oily expulsion out of the rear of the lander, after the hard landing, that alerted NASA Scientists to the probe's whereabouts. "The pressure was too much, somethings had to give," an India Space Scientist admitted to the press. NASA scientists, who eventually sniffed out where the probe rested, "seem to have a nose for detecting these sort of things," continued India's foreign minister. "We are here to clean up India's accident."said a NASA spokesperson.

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Re: No cows on the moon yet: NASA Locates India's Vikram Lander on Lunar Surface Day After Failed Touchdown
Posted by: time management ()
Date: September 09, 2019 02:37PM

Hello, my name is Steve Wrote:
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> Why the fuck are we wasting our time and money
> finding India's missing lander?

exactly. we should be spending our time building a space force on greenland, and arguing with D-list celebrities on twitter.

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Re: No cows on the moon yet: NASA Locates India's Vikram Lander on Lunar Surface Day After Failed Touchdown
Posted by: Damarris Fuques ()
Date: September 09, 2019 03:05PM

time management Wrote:
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> Hello, my name is Steve Wrote:
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> > Why the fuck are we wasting our time and money
> > finding India's missing lander?
>
> exactly. we should be spending our time building
> a space force on greenland, and arguing with
> D-list celebrities on twitter.


Don't forget doctoring weather maps and forcing scientists to claim they've made mistakes, in order to cover up a flub you made.

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