Just dropped $135K for this fully loaded bitch. Ain't no thing. That's my annual holiday bonus. You should see the way girls look at me driving this baby while you faggots sit here jealous on FFXU. Enjoy wasting your life on this worthless site on a beautiful day while I'm out getting my dick wet little-bitch boys!
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Why did you buy a car you could never conceivably squeeze your ass inside?

It's Gerry/mark standing next to his gay protector's car.

i bet you’ll be creeping all the middle schools with it

Alpha-Male Wrote:
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> Just dropped $135K for this fully loaded bitch.
> Ain't no thing. That's my annual holiday bonus.
> You should see the way girls look at me driving
> this baby while you faggots sit here jealous on
> FFXU. Enjoy wasting your life on this worthless
> site on a beautiful day while I'm out getting my
> dick wet little-bitch boys!

A couple of axioms to keep in mind:

1. Cars are only going to get you attention from dudes. Females, especially in this area, don't give a shit as long as you car meets a minimum threshold.

2. Being morbidly obese like that is an almost 100% guarantee of erectile difficulties.

3. When you overpay for something like a car, it often is a sign of compensating for a small penis.

Hopefully you are gay. You might find a few guys willing to let you suck them off and your little pee-pee might get wet in the process.

$135k? My panties cost more than that.

this thread is deep

the original poster proved he isn't an alpha male

only a non-alpha male would think an expensive car makes one an alpha

and if that dude in the picture is the original poster, its just more proof he isn't an alpha male because alpha males don't have man titties and three cheeseburgers away from a heart attack

hilarious

you fuckwads keep em coming!

mahdi key aches muk mud Wrote:
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> this thread is deep
>
> the original poster proved he isn't an alpha male
>
> only a non-alpha male would think an expensive car
> makes one an alpha
>
> and if that dude in the picture is the original
> poster, its just more proof he isn't an alpha male
> because alpha males don't have man titties and
> three cheeseburgers away from a heart attack
>
> hilarious
>
> you fuckwads keep em coming!


Stfu jealous monkey

mahdi key aches muk mud Wrote:
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> this thread is deep
>
> the original poster proved he isn't an alpha male
>
> only a non-alpha male would think an expensive car
> makes one an alpha
>
> and if that dude in the picture is the original
> poster, its just more proof he isn't an alpha male
> because alpha males don't have man titties and
> three cheeseburgers away from a heart attack
>
> hilarious
>
> you fuckwads keep em coming!


Fuck off bitch boy. I don't need a 6 pack to get girls. I'm a stud from the wallet up. Don't hate just because you can't afford to buy nice things. You wouldn't know what being a boss-ass alpha-male feels like cause u've never been one a day in your life, lol.

Get the fuck out of there with that bs

That is not your car. You can't even fit into it. If you did somehow squeeze in there, you would need to contact the fire department to extricate yourself, and while women might be turned on by the buff firemen who came to pull you out, they would only laugh at you.

BTW, your wardrobe shouts 'I live in my parents' basement', not 'I make a shitload of money'.

Alpha-Male Wrote:
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> Just dropped $135K for this fully loaded bitch.
> Ain't no thing. That's my annual holiday bonus.
> You should see the way girls look at me driving
> this baby while you faggots sit here jealous on
> FFXU. Enjoy wasting your life on this worthless
> site on a beautiful day while I'm out getting my
> dick wet little-bitch boys!


Your posing next to the car your daddy just bought.
Your still driving your grandma's Chevette

eye can't help it you are delusional

once again...dudes with man tits are not alphas...

alpha males don't need expensive cars to bag bitches

non-alpha males buy cars to make up for the fact they not alphas

females are attracted to alpha males because of how they look and carry themselves

a gold digging female would wonder who is going to be sucking who's tits if she considered fucking your stinky fat roll having parasite laden ass

is that a D cup or are those double D's?

before eye go....eye bag HEAD SPINNER bitches with no effort, no money, no metrosexual grooming...these bitches literally force their way into my life...and when eye walk around with by bitch dudes and dykes be loosing their mind..

must suck to be you....and om an alpha male, so om not going to brag about what material shit eye got....lol...thats what a man titty having faggot like you does

but please....we want more threads from rich losers who are about 3 little debbie snack cakes from a heart attack...its so entertaining to cee a fat nasty piece of shit sooth his insecurities on a public forum

Poor people spend their cash on expensive depreciating assets like cars. The rich invest. I drive a used 2015 Chevy Malibu. I’m worth more than could even hope to make in 100 lifetimes. I could give a shit less what people think about the car I drive.

And I apologize in advance if I am getting tedious, but HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT FATSO EVEN GOING TO SQUEEZE IN THERE, AND IF HE DID HOW TF COULD HE POSSIBLY GET OUT WITHOUT ASSISTANCE FROM A CRANE?!?!??!!?

and if he drove it, wouldn't the car have about a fifteen degree list to port?

Ingvar Kamprad, the founder of IKEA, had a net worth of $58.7 billion when he died last year, and was the world's 8th richest man. For nearly two decades, Kamprad drove a 1993 Volvo 240 GL wagon. He only decided to part with it when it became too dangerous to drive. Kamprad always flew economy and stayed at budget hotels while traveling. He bought his clothes at flea markets and made it a point to get his hair cuts while he was in third-world countries in order to pay the lowest price.
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I've owned many Ferraris.

In all of our rallies over many years, I've never seen such a fat fuck. I've spent $135K replacing wear and tear after a grueling track weekend. What you should aspire to most in your life is regaining sight of your dick.

Dupont Registry Subscriber Wrote:
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> I've owned many Ferraris.
>
> In all of our rallies over many years, I've never
> seen such a fat fuck. I've spent $135K replacing
> wear and tear after a grueling track weekend.
> What you should aspire to most in your life is
> regaining sight of your dick.

^^peon, you've never owned a car over 10K in your life unless your parents got it for you. Spent 135K fucking up your car on a track? GTFO! You're the one who has to come on a website and shit on some anon person to make yourself feel better. Enjoy while I'm out clubbing tonight faggot.

Dupont Registry Subscriber Wrote:
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> I've owned many Ferraris.
>
> In all of our rallies over many years, I've never
> seen such a fat fuck. I've spent $135K replacing
> wear and tear after a grueling track weekend.
> What you should aspire to most in your life is
> regaining sight of your dick.


Ferrari owner has you pegged Mr. fatty.

Alpha-Male Wrote:
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> Dupont Registry Subscriber Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've owned many Ferraris.
> >
> > In all of our rallies over many years, I've
> never
> > seen such a fat fuck. I've spent $135K
> replacing
> > wear and tear after a grueling track weekend.
> > What you should aspire to most in your life is
> > regaining sight of your dick.
>
> ^^peon, you've never owned a car over 10K in your
> life unless your parents got it for you. Spent
> 135K fucking up your car on a track? GTFO!
> You're the one who has to come on a website and
> shit on some anon person to make yourself feel
> better. Enjoy while I'm out clubbing tonight
> faggot.


"Clubbing"? What is this the 1980's?

Alpha-Male Wrote:
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> Just dropped $135K for this fully loaded bitch.
> Ain't no thing. That's my annual holiday bonus.
> You should see the way girls look at me driving
> this baby while you faggots sit here jealous on
> FFXU. Enjoy wasting your life on this worthless
> site on a beautiful day while I'm out getting my
> dick wet little-bitch boys!


You are at a CarMax....and you got SCREWED if you paid $130K for that Vette.

https://www.carmax.com/car/17601503
https://www.carmax.com/cars/sports-cars/chevrolet/corvette

A white car? Are you moving to Florida?

What loser goes to a Chevy dealer, and asks the salesman to take a pic of him with the most expensive car on the lot to troll FFXU?

The first thing a salesman should do when they see someone like this is ask the dude if he’s even got a job or money.

I can afford a car like that. Part of the reason I can is that I never wasted my money buying things such as a car like that.

Don't wish Wrote:
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> I can afford a car like that. Part of the reason
> I can is that I never wasted my money buying
> things such as a car like that.


I don’t even know why anyone needs a car over 200-300hp and it goes over 90-100, where do u get to race or drive a car that goes so fast?

Wiee Wrote:
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> Don't wish Wrote:
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> > I can afford a car like that. Part of the
> reason
> > I can is that I never wasted my money buying
> > things such as a car like that.
>
>
> I don’t even know why anyone needs a car over
> 200-300hp and it goes over 90-100, where do u get
> to race or drive a car that goes so fast?


Just remember to let your insurance company know what you are doing. You damage your car running it on a race course without supplemental insurance you are fucked.

https://virnow.com/track/getting-on-track/

OP needs to start peddling a bike and stop eating all his profits

Mom bought me my car.
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All you idiots fell for this shit troll work. Morons.

Nobody fell for squat. Half the posts were saying you were BSing us.

You were saying, dickweed ?

Adam Savage you ain't.

breaking news....

the guy who started this thread, the self professed "alpha male" will be on the next season of "90 day finance"...one lucky woman will pretend she loves him and will methodically switch it up on him and end up try to sabotage his entire life but pretend the reason she is sabotaging his life is because of something he did

when its actually something he didn't do...which is make the proper steps to become an alpha male instead of trying to cheat nature, which is impossible

President Trump FTW! Wrote:
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> $135k? My panties cost more than that.

Don't you mean your fat prostitutes?

Can't believe you little bitch boys are still obsessing over me. I took the day off after lunch, picked up a bottle of Louis XIII and a few broads. Told my secretary to forward all calls to my inbox. Enjoy talking about me. I'm talking up space in your head little buddy, bitch boys!

Alpha-Male Wrote:
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> Can't believe you little bitch boys are still
> obsessing over me. I took the day off after
> lunch, picked up a bottle of Louis XIII and a few
> broads. Told my secretary to forward all calls to
> my inbox. Enjoy talking about me. I'm talking up
> space in your head little buddy, bitch boys!


You have a secretary and went shopping for a $130k corvette I’m jeans and a thermal shirt?

shut the fuck up nigger