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Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Damn She's Smoking Hot ()
Date: August 20, 2019 05:46PM

I'd like to know how you say "Fuck you Goatfuckerer2" in French.
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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Wee wee como si como sa ()
Date: August 20, 2019 05:53PM

I can’t speak French but I can read it.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Total E Deaf (FU Rap Star) ()
Date: August 20, 2019 06:01PM

I can read her lips.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Sprechen Sie Deutsche ()
Date: August 20, 2019 06:07PM

Not sure what's in the wine glass, but them titles are full of Liebfruamilch, so she's probably German.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Team GF2 ()
Date: August 20, 2019 06:07PM

OP, a real loser, posts pic a hot French woman but focuses on goatfuckerer2?

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Wrong place ()
Date: August 20, 2019 06:09PM

Trumptards can’t speak any other languages usually. English is barely a first language for them.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Shut up, fag ()
Date: August 20, 2019 06:14PM

Wrong place Wrote:
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> Trumptards can’t speak any other languages
> usually. English is barely a first language for
> them.


Jeb Bush speaks fluent Spanish. You liberal fucks called him a Nazi. Liberals are so fucking dumb

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: FU Translate ()
Date: August 20, 2019 06:15PM

les yeux - the eyes
et - and
un voeu - a wish

(Close) the eyes and (make) a wish?

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Sore spots ()
Date: August 20, 2019 06:15PM

Shut up, fag Wrote:
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> Wrong place Wrote:
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> -----
> > Trumptards can’t speak any other languages
> > usually. English is barely a first language for
> > them.
>
>
> Jeb Bush speaks fluent Spanish. You liberal fucks
> called him a Nazi. Liberals are so fucking dumb


Yeah, because he was fucking a Mexican. Struck a nerve I see. Lulz.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Jeb (Please Clap) Bush? ()
Date: August 20, 2019 06:16PM

Shut up, fag Wrote:
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> Wrong place Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Trumptards can’t speak any other languages
> > usually. English is barely a first language for
> > them.
>
>
> Jeb Bush speaks fluent Spanish. You liberal fucks
> called him a Nazi. Liberals are so fucking dumb


he is not a trumptard. he is a neocontard.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: je parle francais....sort of ()
Date: August 20, 2019 06:40PM

FU Translate Wrote:
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> les yeux - the eyes
> et - and
> un voeu - a wish
>
> (Close) the eyes and (make) a wish?


The actual phrase is "Close your eyes and make a wish".

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Frank o Fobe ()
Date: August 20, 2019 06:55PM

je parle francais....sort of Wrote:
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> FU Translate Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > les yeux - the eyes
> > et - and
> > un voeu - a wish
> >
> > (Close) the eyes and (make) a wish?
>
>
> The actual phrase is "Close your eyes and make a
> wish".

I can live with your French. I assumed the "les yeux" was 'the eyes' - not "tes yeux" - your eyes.

How do you say "Fuck you Goatfuckerer2" ?

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: je parle francais....sort of ()
Date: August 20, 2019 07:28PM

Frank o Fobe Wrote:
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> je parle francais....sort of Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > FU Translate Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > les yeux - the eyes
> > > et - and
> > > un voeu - a wish
> > >
> > > (Close) the eyes and (make) a wish?
> >
> >
> > The actual phrase is "Close your eyes and make
> a
> > wish".
>
> I can live with your French. I assumed the "les
> yeux" was 'the eyes' - not "tes yeux" - your
> eyes.
>
> How do you say "Fuck you Goatfuckerer2" ?



Va te faire foutre Goatfuckerer2.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: C'est Bien ()
Date: August 20, 2019 07:46PM

je parle francais....sort of Wrote:
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> Frank o Fobe Wrote:
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> -----
> > je parle francais....sort of Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > FU Translate Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > les yeux - the eyes
> > > > et - and
> > > > un voeu - a wish
> > > >
> > > > (Close) the eyes and (make) a wish?
> > >
> > >
> > > The actual phrase is "Close your eyes and
> make
> > a
> > > wish".
> >
> > I can live with your French. I assumed the
> "les
> > yeux" was 'the eyes' - not "tes yeux" - your
> > eyes.
> >
> > How do you say "Fuck you Goatfuckerer2" ?
>
>
>
> Va te faire foutre Goatfuckerer2.

Merci beau Poo!

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: showed up for class ()
Date: August 20, 2019 07:56PM

A couple years of French and all I can remember is "poisson rouge", which means goldfish!

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Pepe Lapoo ()
Date: August 20, 2019 08:12PM

I ate at a buffet once. Its pronounced like Jimmy Buffet.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Gay for Goatfuckerer2 ()
Date: August 20, 2019 08:23PM

Goatfuckerer2 lives rent free in Gerry’s head 24/7. Goatfuckerer2 owns him.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Question for OP ()
Date: August 20, 2019 09:20PM

Damn She's Smoking Hot Wrote:
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> I'd like to know how you say "Fuck you
> Goatfuckerer2" in French.

What in this pic made you think, “hey this is a great pic to post to try and stalk Goatfuckerer2”? Just curious because you’re one weird faggot.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Ekkdd ()
Date: August 20, 2019 09:30PM

Question for OP Wrote:
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> Damn She's Smoking Hot Wrote:
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> > I'd like to know how you say "Fuck you
> > Goatfuckerer2" in French.
>
> What in this pic made you think, “hey this is a
> great pic to post to try and stalk
> Goatfuckerer2”? Just curious because you’re
> one weird faggot.


Very weak trolling as well, wtf was this douche nozzle thinking when he posted this crap

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: C'est Moi ()
Date: August 20, 2019 10:33PM

Question for OP Wrote:
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> Damn She's Smoking Hot Wrote:
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> > I'd like to know how you say "Fuck you
> > Goatfuckerer2" in French.
>
> What in this pic made you think, “hey this is a
> great pic to post to try and stalk
> Goatfuckerer2”? Just curious because you’re
> one weird faggot.

Peut-être que j'aime sa soeur.

Vous avez été joué en français par un professionnel.
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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Acadien qui fait rage ()
Date: August 21, 2019 09:02AM

Va te calicer, Encouleur de Cabris Deux!

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: crawfish ()
Date: August 21, 2019 03:53PM

Justin Wilson was not cajun. He was a fraud.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: isgt ()
Date: August 21, 2019 04:20PM

Wrong place Wrote:
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> Trumptards can’t speak any other languages
> usually. English is barely a first language for
> them.

Melania speaks six languages: Slovenian, French, Serbian, German, Italian and English.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Hrvatski ()
Date: August 21, 2019 05:20PM

isgt Wrote:
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> Wrong place Wrote:
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> > Trumptards can’t speak any other languages
> > usually. English is barely a first language for
> > them.
>
> Melania speaks six languages: Slovenian, French,
> Serbian, German, Italian and English.


Don't forget Croatian which is different than Serbian but they all understand each other.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Gerry’s a Faggot ()
Date: August 21, 2019 05:55PM

The illiterate fuck Gerry talking about people speaking languages is hilarious when he has the literacy in English of a 1st grader.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Red Fish ()
Date: August 21, 2019 06:39PM

showed up for class Wrote:
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> A couple years of French and all I can remember is
> "poisson rouge", which means goldfish!


Red Fish

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: President Trump FTW! ()
Date: August 21, 2019 06:40PM

Bill Clinton est un violeur.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Obama 9% unemployed normal ()
Date: August 21, 2019 06:46PM

Les libs détestent les américains

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Linguistics ()
Date: August 21, 2019 07:51PM

Red Fish Wrote:
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> showed up for class Wrote:
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> > A couple years of French and all I can remember
> is
> > "poisson rouge", which means goldfish!
>
>
> Red Fish

No. You do realize that there is not necessarily a word for word translation from English to any other language in the world. Some languages do not even have words for things we have words for. Literal translation of rouge is indeed red. Literal translation of poisson is fish. Poisson rouge however is what they refer to as a goldfish.

https://translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=auto&tl=en&text=poisson%20rouge

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: Acadien qui fait rage ()
Date: August 22, 2019 01:00AM

Linguistics Wrote:
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> Red Fish Wrote:
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> > showed up for class Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > A couple years of French and all I can
> remember
> > is
> > > "poisson rouge", which means goldfish!
> >
> >
> > Red Fish
>
> No. You do realize that there is not necessarily a
> word for word translation from English to any
> other language in the world. Some languages do not
> even have words for things we have words for.
> Literal translation of rouge is indeed red.
> Literal translation of poisson is fish. Poisson
> rouge however is what they refer to as a
> goldfish.
>
>


What is interesting to note is that both Cajun and Québec dialects of French allow for literal translations from English, especially for things that appeared after the French left those places. "Fin de semaine" not "le week-end".

You also hear "Banc de neige" for "snowbank"(in Québec, as it does not snow in Louisiana.). In Louisiana, you will hear "drette asteure" for "right now".

You will hear "poisson d'or" in both Louisiana and Québec. Many of the animals in those dialects have names different from their names in français métropolitain.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: GGP Archiver ()
Date: August 23, 2019 09:53AM

Damn She's Smoking Hot Wrote:
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> I'd like to know how you say "Fuck you
> Goatfuckerer2" in French.

Archived.

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Re: Anybody Read French Around Here?
Posted by: GGP Archiver ()
Date: August 23, 2019 04:42PM

GGP Archiver Wrote:
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> Damn She's Smoking Hot Wrote:
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> > I'd like to know how you say "Fuck you
> > Goatfuckerer2" in French.
>
> Archived.

IP and MAC address logged and archived.

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