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Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Based and Redpilled ()
Date: August 13, 2019 01:37PM

Having seen a video on a younger woman dating a 40 year old man, Meade sees that he is not exactly a catch when you consider what he has to offer a woman:

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?298143-Woman-complains-about-dating-a-40-year-old

My dating profile is already a fail:

"Hello, ladies, I'm a real catch ! I'm an overweight 40 year old autistic man on SSI who lives with his 85 year old father. I am finally going back to school in the fall (after 15 long years) to finish my Associate's Degree from a Jr. College. My line of work is being a failed country singer and dancing as a cow. My hobbies include eating , sleeping, and watching TV with my bird. If any of that appeals to you, drop me a line

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Reality is not Meade's friend ()
Date: August 13, 2019 02:17PM

Meade is using that video to affirm his belief that women are shallow and not fit for such an amazing catch as himself...

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Meadest fan ()
Date: August 13, 2019 02:23PM

Reality is not Meade's friend Wrote:
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> Meade is using that video to affirm his belief
> that women are shallow and not fit for such an
> amazing catch as himself...


Read wjat he said ...."no wonder men turn gay".Gay, to him, now, is a reasonable alternative.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Daddy Haufe ()
Date: August 13, 2019 04:00PM

he was saying on discord that he doesn't want "old" women because their eggs dry up, but then before he was saying his mom had him at age 42 because that's what high class people do

but it's ok because she was popping them out supposedly

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Deal with it ()
Date: August 13, 2019 05:11PM

Meade needs to find himself a woman just as fat as he is and deal with it.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: that's not the issue ()
Date: August 13, 2019 05:28PM

Deal with it Wrote:
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> Meade needs to find himself a woman just as fat as
> he is and deal with it.

Plenty of fat men have no problems finding women. The part that's the issues with finding a fat woman is they have to be also have to be a potato like Meade. So a really conservative fat chick, 38 - 70 years old, mentally deficient disabled, incapable of supporting herself and unable to work any real job.

She's out there

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: 'no wonder men turn gay'....... ()
Date: August 13, 2019 05:32PM

Well, there's at least one reality meade is beginning to warm up to.

He is one Human Sexuality course away from confronting his own homosexuality.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: is it just me or? ()
Date: August 13, 2019 05:41PM

Meade is giving off a lot of gay vibes in his latest avatar on apricity. His facial expressions are very effeminate.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Reality check...... ()
Date: August 13, 2019 05:47PM

There is little sympathy for a man who did not pursue dating in his prime dating years who now at forty is concerned about not ever finding a mate. Meade has only himself to blame on that one.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Steve Reeves ()
Date: August 13, 2019 06:23PM

that's not the issue Wrote:
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> Deal with it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade needs to find himself a woman just as fat
> as
> > he is and deal with it.
>
> Plenty of fat men have no problems finding women.
> The part that's the issues with finding a fat
> woman is they have to be also have to be a potato
> like Meade. So a really conservative fat chick, 38
> - 70 years old, mentally deficient
> disabled, incapable of supporting herself and
> unable to work any real job.
>
> She's out there
>
> src="https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Lifeandh
> ealth/Pix/pictures/2011/3/3/1299170509542/Marion-G
> reenwood-obituary-007.jpg"/>

Meade isn't obese. He has a Germanic build.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Pokemon Meade ()
Date: August 13, 2019 06:38PM

Steve Reeves Wrote:
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>
> Meade isn't obese. He has a Germanic build.


5'11 and 270lbs is obese. In fact, it is closer to 'morbidly obese' than a healthy weight.
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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: AgelessWonder ()
Date: August 13, 2019 06:42PM

Pokemon Meade Wrote:
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> Steve Reeves Wrote:
> ]
> >
> > Meade isn't obese. He has a Germanic build.
>
>
> 5'11 and 270lbs is obese. In fact, it is closer to
> 'morbidly obese' than a healthy weight.


he doesn't look that heavy. Maybe he has some muscle mass too. He just needs to fix his diet. I bet he will be in great shape a year from now.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Bakersfield Chimp ()
Date: August 13, 2019 06:52PM

AgelessWonder Wrote:
\
> he doesn't look that heavy. Maybe he has some
> muscle mass too. He just needs to fix his diet. I
> bet he will be in great shape a year from now.

Meade does look that heavy and he has been going to be in 'great shape a year from now" for at least 12 years on this forum alone.
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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: LOL at video clip ()
Date: August 13, 2019 07:31PM

one person is sitting there, and leaves when meade starts playing.

Maybe places with loitering problems should hire meade to drive the riffraff away.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Meade for the win ()
Date: August 13, 2019 09:29PM

LOL at video clip Wrote:
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> one person is sitting there, and leaves when meade
> starts playing.
>
> Maybe places with loitering problems should hire
> meade to drive the riffraff away.


He was just walking by. I'd rather listen to Meade than that jungle jive any day.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: meade is dripping sweat ()
Date: August 13, 2019 11:09PM

he is extremely unhealthy

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Better living through chemistry ()
Date: August 13, 2019 11:56PM

Meade for the win Wrote:
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> LOL at video clip Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > one person is sitting there, and leaves when
> meade
> > starts playing.
> >
> > Maybe places with loitering problems should
> hire
> > meade to drive the riffraff away.
>
>
> He was just walking by. I'd rather listen to Meade
> than that jungle jive any day.

I would rather listen to Country music than Jungle Jive.

I would rather listen to Jungle Jive than Meade's banal milquetoast doggerals.

The world does have Jungle Jive worse than Meade's shit. But really there is too much good music too little time to listen to waste on Meade's lousy slop.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: 'failed country singer ' ()
Date: August 13, 2019 11:58PM

is meade finally giving up on that shit? Will he learn plumbing or accounting?

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: meade fan2 ()
Date: August 14, 2019 06:00AM

'failed country singer ' Wrote:
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> is meade finally giving up on that shit? Will he
> learn plumbing or accounting?


99% + probability, no.

Remember Meade is 40 and has never had a 40 hour a week job. His work ethic has atrophied to the point it is non existent.

The term sociologists use for people who are neither in school or employed is "disconnected". Their work ethic fades, their social skills disappear, and their attitudes become self aggrandizing. It is usually used to describe youths - people below say 25, but Meade has been disconnected since he was 25 so he shows the long term affects of this status.

Governments have been known to use the term NEET. NEET is an acronym that stands for "Not in Education, Employment, or Training". According to WIKI:Given the lasting harm caused by the Great Recession, publications such as Time have published articles discussing the number of Americans that have qualified as NEETs, with approximately 15% of Americans under the age of 25 qualifying as such during the first quarter of 2011. Journalist Peter Gumbel wrote in late 2012 that NEETs are "especially prevalent in the U.S." and constitute a "marginalized group of young people" given U.S. state and local government difficulties in maintaining social services.

Again Meade was well ahead of his time on that.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Silver Mini-van ()
Date: August 14, 2019 10:16AM

I give Meade maybe 2 months and he drops out. A little less than the time eesh spent in college.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: the only reality for him ()
Date: August 14, 2019 11:21AM

Reality check...... Wrote:
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> There is little sympathy for a man who did not
> pursue dating in his prime dating years who now at
> forty is concerned about not ever finding a mate.
> Meade has only himself to blame on that one.


Diarrhoea forever!

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Meadest fan ()
Date: August 14, 2019 11:24AM

Silver Mini-van Wrote:
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> I give Meade maybe 2 months and he drops out. A
> little less than the time eesh spent in college.


While you are right, he won't officially leave college till his grades are posted and he flunks out. He will just stop studying and going to class, but officially be on the roster.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Multimedia Meade ()
Date: August 14, 2019 12:02PM

Meadest fan Wrote:
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> Silver Mini-van Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I give Meade maybe 2 months and he drops out. A
> > little less than the time eesh spent in
> college.
>
>
> While you are right, he won't officially leave
> college till his grades are posted and he flunks
> out. He will just stop studying and going to
> class, but officially be on the roster.


Meade's fans are hoping that Meade will keep is in the loop with frequent Vlogs.

Perhaps a few live streams from campus would be in order especially impromptu ones. Has Meade thought of spending his downtime between classes, busking for tips? This opens so many new doors to spread the message of Meade!

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Reginald Wentworth III ()
Date: August 14, 2019 12:11PM

Multimedia Meade Wrote:
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> Meadest fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Silver Mini-van Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I give Meade maybe 2 months and he drops out.
> A
> > > little less than the time eesh spent in
> > college.
> >
> >
> > While you are right, he won't officially leave
> > college till his grades are posted and he
> flunks
> > out. He will just stop studying and going to
> > class, but officially be on the roster.
>
>
> Meade's fans are hoping that Meade will keep is in
> the loop with frequent Vlogs.
>
> Perhaps a few live streams from campus would be in
> order especially impromptu ones. Has Meade
> thought of spending his downtime between classes,
> busking for tips? This opens so many new doors to
> spread the message of Meade!

Meade busking???? That would be amazing to see. i would drive down there for that. Anyone want to carpool?

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: one thing is true ()
Date: August 14, 2019 12:21PM

Meade will finish school before eesh; probably have his Phd even before eesh finishes Reading Comprehension 101.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Reginald Wentworth III ()
Date: August 14, 2019 12:34PM

one thing is true Wrote:
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> Meade will finish school before eesh; probably
> have his Phd even before eesh finishes Reading
> Comprehension 101.


I am prepared to make a very sizeable wager that Meade will abandon schooling before earning 16 new credits

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: That is an easy bet ()
Date: August 14, 2019 02:28PM

Reginald Wentworth III Wrote:
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> one thing is true Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade will finish school before eesh; probably
> > have his Phd even before eesh finishes Reading
> > Comprehension 101.
>
>
> I am prepared to make a very sizeable wager that
> Meade will abandon schooling before earning 16 new
> credits

I doubt if he makes it through a sing;esemester and gets even a single new credit..
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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: August 14, 2019 03:24PM

Meade Skeleton is all talk. If he even makes one class, he won't last a semester.

Meade Skeleton will accomplish one thing for sure , increasing his obesity. That's his real talent.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: hwifhwh ()
Date: August 14, 2019 04:07PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Meade Skeleton is all talk. If he even makes one
> class, he won't last a semester.
>
> Meade Skeleton will accomplish one thing for sure
> , increasing his obesity. That's his real talent.


Meade might leave soon as he discovers he is not the smartest student inn the class. He revealed once or twice that if he is not recognized as the best, he throws a tantrum. Like he did when he lost that Talent Show to a girl many years ago. Can't do that in life. You can't put in what the good Lord has left out.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Carter baby ()
Date: August 14, 2019 04:35PM

meade fan2 Wrote:
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> 'failed country singer ' Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > is meade finally giving up on that shit? Will
> he
> > learn plumbing or accounting?
>
>
> 99% + probability, no.
>
> Remember Meade is 40 and has never had a 40 hour a
> week job. His work ethic has atrophied to the
> point it is non existent.
>
> The term sociologists use for people who are
> neither in school or employed is "disconnected".
> Their work ethic fades, their social skills
> disappear, and their attitudes become self
> aggrandizing. It is usually used to describe
> youths - people below say 25, but Meade has been
> disconnected since he was 25 so he shows the long
> term affects of this status.
>
> Governments have been known to use the term NEET.
> NEET is an acronym that stands for "Not in
> Education, Employment, or Training". According to
> WIKI:Given the lasting harm caused by the Great
> Recession, publications such as Time have
> published articles discussing the number of
> Americans that have qualified as NEETs, with
> approximately 15% of Americans under the age of 25
> qualifying as such during the first quarter of
> 2011. Journalist Peter Gumbel wrote in late 2012
> that NEETs are "especially prevalent in the U.S."
> and constitute a "marginalized group of young
> people" given U.S. state and local government
> difficulties in maintaining social services.
>
> Again Meade was well ahead of his time on that.

Isn't Meade a late Generation X/early Millennial? That explains his work ethic.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: August 14, 2019 05:21PM

Meade will be going to JSRCC starting on the 19th. Be on the lookout.

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: tick tock tick tock ()
Date: August 14, 2019 05:45PM

Starban Wrote:
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> Meade will be going to JSRCC starting on the 19th.
> Be on the lookout.

Meanwhile, in Meade's head...
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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Autistic Olympics ()
Date: August 14, 2019 09:30PM

Meade could teach Miz a few things. Meade may be bigoted, but he doesn't target individuals, unlike his nemesis Miz. Meade also is a much better artist than Miz. In the Autistic Olympics Meade is a winner!

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Re: Meade is starting to see some reality!
Posted by: Meade vs Moreno ()
Date: August 14, 2019 09:37PM

Meade is studying something practical at an affordable two year college. Moreno on the other hand took out student loans to go to VCU and study drawing.

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