...masturbate? A serious question here, I don't think the Bible is clear on this.

when I went to marriage retreat? or somthing.. i honestly dont know what it was called my wife is catholic and before you get married you have to do some session at a church I donno it was a total waste of time but lunch was good.

Anywho:
The priest there said from the movie "THe Passion of Christ" the scene where Jesus is getting beaten and they use that mace on him which rips his ribs open and blood is gushing out.. He said that is Jesus ejaculating

Defining biblical sin is very easy, it's like this.

If it's enjoyable, pleasurable, fun, beautiful or in any way enticing, it is a sin.

As long as your miserable, bored, sad and in pain, you're good and the pearly gates await you.



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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2010 03:25AM by inkahootz.

Yes. God punished Onan for utilizing the pull-out method. Self-stimulation of the sexual organs is strictly prohibited.

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every time I masturbate my Penis Cries.

The next time you go to church keep your hands out of your pockets.
We're on to you.

"It is better to cast your seed into the belly of a whore than let it be wasted"

I'm not sure if that's really in the bible, but I've quoted it and used it for my self-serving and depraved goals more than once.

WingNut Wrote:
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> "It is better to cast your seed into the belly of
> a whore than let it be wasted"
>
> I'm not sure if that's really in the bible, but
> I've quoted it and used it for my self-serving and
> depraved goals more than once.
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Tis better to spill the seed than knock up some harlot and pay 18 years child support

inkahootz Wrote:
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> question ??? Wrote:
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> > ...masturbate? A serious question here, I don't
> > think the Bible is clear on this.
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>
> The Bible doesn't specifically say that it is an
> act of sin (as long as it is within moderation and
> not a compulsive behavior); that's just archaic
> trickle down Catholic interpretation and
> indoctrination. The papacy also expects their men
> and women of cloth to abstain from 'impure'
> sexuality and we all know what kind of a train
> wreck that has resulted in. In addition, it is
> beneficial for your endocrine system. So, if it is
> healthy for you, what's wrong with it in moderate
> amounts? Some in the clergy have misinterpreted it
> as an 'affair of the mind' or 'self abuse', but no
> where in the Bible does it forbid it as long as it
> is not in excess.
>
> http://www.acts17-11.com/dialogs_masturbation.html


Like one of Benjamin Franklin's 13 Virtues: "Moderation".

It only becomes a problem in my view, when someone begins scheduling their life around something like that, or if you do so in an inappropriate manner. The same can be said for sex as well.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

Numbers Wrote:
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> As long as your miserable, bored, sad and in pain,
> you're good and the pearly gates await you.

you rang...?
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Numbers Wrote:
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> Defining biblical sin is very easy, it's like
> this.
>
> If it's enjoyable, pleasurable, fun, beautiful or
> in any way enticing, it is a sin.
>
> As long as your miserable, bored, sad and in pain,
> you're good and the pearly gates await you.


Watch out, Numbers.

I actually know someone who went blind after enjoying himself one time too often.

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> Watch out, Numbers.
>
> I actually know someone who went blind after
> enjoying himself one time too often.


Noted.

lust is a sin

so coveting the flesh

i think you can figure the rest out