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Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: 40 year old child with no future ()
Date: July 29, 2019 01:18PM

So Michael Josef Basl is pushing 40, unemployed, living off an allowance from his dad and handouts from the government. Also Chapter 7 so no credit. That seems like gameover for him. The ultimate loser.


Josef Basl, Michael Josef Basl, Joe Basil, Moreno v Basl

https://www.casemine.com/judgement/us/5af90ff88d82840a91f758cd

MICHAEL JOSEF BASL Bankruptcy Filing https://opinions.abi.org/0518-115-basl-re-moreno-v-basl

Family sues online 'troll' after son's suicide attempt https://www.fredericksburg.com/news/state_region/family-sues-online-troll-after-son-s-suicide-attempt/article_bd21d364-3a67-5536-ae7c-f41b663f42a3.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/reign-of-terror-online-trolls-destroy-a-virginia-familys-offline-life/2015/07/20/a467f9bc-19ba-11e5-93b7-5eddc056ad8a_story.html?utm_term=.8c26483337c5


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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: School Work ()
Date: July 29, 2019 01:36PM

Here seen is Google delivering its 24/7 fucking to Michael Josef Basl

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: poor Josef ()
Date: July 29, 2019 02:49PM

who would ever hire someone with a google/arrest/bankruptcy record like that. He better hit the Christian circuit where they let people with horrible records thrive.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Stock watch ()
Date: July 29, 2019 03:05PM

Eesh could turn out alright if he got his act together. He’s got marketable skills and isn’t a pedophile like William Moreno. William has absolutely nothing going for him and is a true loser in the game of life. Only saving grace for him is if he creates a PYBR startup.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: bumptup ()
Date: August 27, 2019 05:09PM

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: bumptup ()
Date: September 09, 2019 12:41AM

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: bumptup ()
Date: September 09, 2019 04:45PM

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Jobseekers ()
Date: September 09, 2019 05:30PM

Wells Fargo is hurting for employees and customers. They’d hire Meade Skelton or even William Moreno right now.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Man-Crush ()
Date: September 09, 2019 05:36PM

Jobseekers Wrote:
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> Wells Fargo is hurting for employees and
> customers. They’d hire Meade Skelton or even
> William Moreno right now.


If Meade started working there, Michael would follow right behind him. Michael has a man-crush on Meade.
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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: bumptup ()
Date: September 11, 2019 05:51AM

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Whatevers ()
Date: November 27, 2019 12:46PM

Child!?

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Reeeeally ()
Date: January 15, 2020 01:57PM

School Work Wrote:
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> Here seen is Google delivering its 24/7 fucking to
> Michael Josef Basl
>

Groooss

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: winky dink Miz ()
Date: January 15, 2020 02:11PM

GAF for eesh

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: A Rich Man ()
Date: January 15, 2020 03:14PM

EESH's fans are fiercely loyal. When you have the love and admiration of you're true fans, you never feel like a failure. EESH is going to be ok.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: fantasy Worlds ()
Date: January 15, 2020 03:46PM

A Rich Man Wrote:
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> EESH's fans are fiercely loyal. When you have the
> love and admiration of you're true fans, you never
> feel like a failure. EESH is going to be ok.

Sounds like a typical Meade Skelton post.

Meade's fans are fiercely loyal. When you have the
love and admiration of you're true fans, you never
feel like a failure. Meade is going to be ok.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: What are you talking about? ()
Date: January 15, 2020 03:57PM

fantasy Worlds Wrote:
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> A Rich Man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > EESH's fans are fiercely loyal. When you have
> the
> > love and admiration of you're true fans, you
> never
> > feel like a failure. EESH is going to be ok.
>
> Sounds like a typical Meade Skelton post.
>
> Meade's fans are fiercely loyal. When you have
> the
> love and admiration of you're true fans, you
> never
> feel like a failure. Meade is going to be ok.


Meade's loyal fans are just Jill d'pill and that Neanderthalic bully Colby.
Appealing to only losers like those monstrosities is a sign of a true failure.
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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: ContraPoints ()
Date: January 15, 2020 04:04PM

Michael Josif Basal is NOT a failure if now, years later, people on Fairfax Underground and elsewhere are still talking about him and giving attention (a type of power).

He has been immortalized through (memes), and will continue to live on as long as one keeps talking about him. If you really don't like him or don't wish to end up with him, learn the lesson and shut up about it.

Otherwise, you keep anointing his status as Your Idol or a FFXU Meme God.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: YMCA ()
Date: February 04, 2020 08:59AM

ContraPoints Wrote:
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> Michael Josif Basal is NOT a failure

He might not be but Michael Josef Basl is a failure.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Hi Mizzy ()
Date: February 04, 2020 10:23AM

eesh has you triggered again?...too easy.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: William Moreno is a pedophile ()
Date: February 04, 2020 12:15PM

Hi Mizzy Wrote:
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> eesh has you triggered again?...too easy.

Still not that bitch made William Moreno

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Oh OK Miz ()
Date: February 04, 2020 12:18PM

we all believe you.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: William Moreno is a pedophile ()
Date: February 04, 2020 03:37PM

Oh OK Miz Wrote:
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> we all believe you.


That's great. I think it's hilarious you think only Moreno dislikes eesh. Plenty of people don't like that criminal faggot.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: His Google results ()
Date: February 21, 2020 04:28AM

School Work Wrote:
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> Here seen is Google delivering its 24/7 fucking to
> Michael Josef Basl
>


Very bad

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Nope I ()
Date: April 13, 2020 07:16PM

Lol

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Go make a Moreno thread ()
Date: April 14, 2020 03:35PM

Llsdrt

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: No one will ()
Date: April 19, 2020 12:58AM

poor Josef Wrote:
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> who would ever hire someone with a
> google/arrest/bankruptcy record like that. He
> better hit the Christian circuit where they let
> people with horrible records thrive.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Faggot boy ()
Date: April 27, 2020 01:04PM

You ain't els

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: William is a faggot pedophile ()
Date: April 27, 2020 01:22PM

William Moreno Arrest Record


William Robert Moreno
Moreno, William Robert
aliases: Frank Krow, Frank_Krow, Mr. Misery, Miz, jimmylegs, Voodooslut

known associates: Christopher James Tator, Chris Tator, Tator Tots

https://wtvr.com/2015/07/25/richmond-man-at-the-center-of-a-reign-of-terror-cyber-bulling-lawsuit/














William Moreno aka Mr. Misery aka Miz aka Frank Krow is a pedophile. There weren't just one or two posts, but enough to establish a clear and solid pattern. William Moreno also lived with a twice-convicted child molester named Christopher J, Tator, who he helped to evade the sex offender registry requirements. Chris Tator is now back in federal prison.

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William Robert Moreno
some children are very fuckable, let's face it
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/621151/621429.html#msg-621429

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William Robert Moreno
I just fucked a baby in its tight little asshole. And he loved every minute of it.

allegedly.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/656161/656214.html#msg-656214

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William Robert Moreno
I'm about to fuck a baby in his soft spot.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636834.html#msg-636834

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William Robert Moreno
what, you don't wanna help me fuck this baby? we could do double penetration on this toddler bitch. one in each hole. lookit this little slut. she's just beggin' for it. watta fuckin whore.

suck mah dick bee-yotch.....
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636852.html#msg-636852

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William Robert Moreno
one time, I was fucking this baby up the ass, it was crying so I started shaking it. It stopped crying, I came inside it, put it back in its crib, then climbed out the window. I wonder what ever happened to that baby.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636766.html#msg-636766

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William Robert Moreno
I ate out a toddler's asshole tonight.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636769.html#msg-636769

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William Robert Moreno
hamtaro, wanna help me fuck this baby?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/632214.html#msg-632214

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William Robert Moreno
I raped a baby
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/621151/625583.html#msg-625583

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William Robert Moreno
just got done fucking this baby......man was he sweet. I gave him a reach-around in his sweet little soft spot. It was soooooooooooooooo hot.

we watched Zooballee Zoo after I finished.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/632140/633879.html#msg-633879

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William Robert Moreno
I just fucked a baby...it was consensual
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/625479.html#msg-625479
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/626553.html#msg-626553

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William Robert Moreno
I wish I could have a baby.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/506690/506705.html#msg-506705

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William Robert Moreno
by the way, I just got done getting a blowjob from a 3 month-old, so I'm all tuckered out........see you guise tomaorrow.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/648453.html#msg-648453

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William Robert Moreno
I don't care if they are underage, I'll still fuck 'em. I'll rape all their highschool boy asses, one by one. I'll cum in each and every one of their gay boy asses, then we'll see who's gay. ... I'll tell ya that much, muchacho!!! I'LL BUTTFUCK EVERY ONE OF YA! 15, 16, 17, DOESN'T MATTER! I'LL ASS-RAPE YOU! I'M A FUCKING MAD MAN! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES! ASK ANYONE ROUND HERE!
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/637654/637753.html#msg-637753

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William Robert Moreno
like, can you get in trouble in any way for just buying a copy of Tiger Beat? If you were a grown man let's say, and you were slightly overweight and had a beard and large glasses and you look a little funny, and you just went into a Walgreens and bought nothing but a copy of Tiger Beat....and maybe also a box of condoms. Could you get arrested based solely on your purchase? Is that probable cause or something? Or if you bought a Kidz Bop CD. Anything like that. If a grown man bought something of that sort, and he looked a little ugly and odd maybe, could he hypothetically get arrested for that?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777618.html#msg-777618

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William Robert Moreno
is it illegal for a grown man to attempt to have a serious conversation with a kindergarten child about politics or religion, if they are not related and just happen to be sitting next to each other on a park bench or something? Is it really illegal?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777624.html#msg-777624

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William Robert Moreno
can a grown man and a little girl, unrelated and strangers to each other, have dinner together at a fancy restaurant? Legally? Let's say they meet outside the gym or something and decide to have dinner together, and that's it. That is the extent of the interaction. Is it illegal?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777625.html#msg-777625



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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: William Moreno is a Pedophile ()
Date: April 27, 2020 01:24PM









































































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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: dance monkey dance ()
Date: April 27, 2020 01:27PM

hey dumbass. those the cats you did a month in jail for posting? ROFL

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: $25,000.00 bond, 1 month in jail ()
Date: April 28, 2020 02:58AM

dance monkey dance Wrote:
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> hey dumbass. those the cats you did a month in
> jail for posting? ROFL


Hahahah

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Bobby ()
Date: April 28, 2020 03:02AM

Grown ass men acting like little pussy bitches on an internet forum. Nothing to see here.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Hi TJ ()
Date: April 28, 2020 03:04AM

Bobby Wrote:
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> Grown ass men acting like little pussy bitches on
> an internet forum. Nothing to see here.

Just a retarded oversized delinquent young adult.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Mmmbop ()
Date: May 14, 2020 07:24PM

Dodoahoo

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: HBO ()
Date: May 25, 2020 09:15PM

Bobby Wrote:
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> Grown ass men acting like little pussy bitches on
> an internet forum. Nothing to see here.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Very true ()
Date: May 28, 2020 01:27PM

Lol
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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: 567 credit score ()
Date: May 28, 2020 04:37PM

$500 credit limit

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Moreno kicked that ass ()
Date: May 29, 2020 08:51PM

Financially depressed retard

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Steals from food lion ()
Date: May 29, 2020 11:43PM

Can't afford to eat lol

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: H ()
Date: July 05, 2020 08:29PM

H

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Parkers ()
Date: September 06, 2020 11:30AM

Still stealing from grocery stores I see

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Parkers ()
Date: September 06, 2020 11:42AM

Still here I see

William Moreno Arrest Record


William Robert Moreno
Moreno, William Robert
aliases: Frank Krow, Frank_Krow, Mr. Misery, Miz, jimmylegs, Voodooslut

known associates: Christopher James Tator, Chris Tator, Tator Tots

https://wtvr.com/2015/07/25/richmond-man-at-the-center-of-a-reign-of-terror-cyber-bulling-lawsuit/














William Moreno aka Mr. Misery aka Miz aka Frank Krow is a pedophile. There weren't just one or two posts, but enough to establish a clear and solid pattern. William Moreno also lived with a twice-convicted child molester named Christopher J, Tator, who he helped to evade the sex offender registry requirements. Chris Tator is now back in federal prison.

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William Robert Moreno
some children are very fuckable, let's face it
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/621151/621429.html#msg-621429

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William Robert Moreno
I just fucked a baby in its tight little asshole. And he loved every minute of it.

allegedly.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/656161/656214.html#msg-656214

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William Robert Moreno
I'm about to fuck a baby in his soft spot.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636834.html#msg-636834

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William Robert Moreno
what, you don't wanna help me fuck this baby? we could do double penetration on this toddler bitch. one in each hole. lookit this little slut. she's just beggin' for it. watta fuckin whore.

suck mah dick bee-yotch.....
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636852.html#msg-636852

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William Robert Moreno
one time, I was fucking this baby up the ass, it was crying so I started shaking it. It stopped crying, I came inside it, put it back in its crib, then climbed out the window. I wonder what ever happened to that baby.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636766.html#msg-636766

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William Robert Moreno
I ate out a toddler's asshole tonight.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636769.html#msg-636769

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William Robert Moreno
hamtaro, wanna help me fuck this baby?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/632214.html#msg-632214

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William Robert Moreno
I raped a baby
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/621151/625583.html#msg-625583

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William Robert Moreno
just got done fucking this baby......man was he sweet. I gave him a reach-around in his sweet little soft spot. It was soooooooooooooooo hot.

we watched Zooballee Zoo after I finished.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/632140/633879.html#msg-633879

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William Robert Moreno
I just fucked a baby...it was consensual
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/625479.html#msg-625479
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/619156/626553.html#msg-626553

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William Robert Moreno
I wish I could have a baby.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/506690/506705.html#msg-506705

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William Robert Moreno
by the way, I just got done getting a blowjob from a 3 month-old, so I'm all tuckered out........see you guise tomaorrow.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/648453.html#msg-648453

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William Robert Moreno
I don't care if they are underage, I'll still fuck 'em. I'll rape all their highschool boy asses, one by one. I'll cum in each and every one of their gay boy asses, then we'll see who's gay. ... I'll tell ya that much, muchacho!!! I'LL BUTTFUCK EVERY ONE OF YA! 15, 16, 17, DOESN'T MATTER! I'LL ASS-RAPE YOU! I'M A FUCKING MAD MAN! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES! ASK ANYONE ROUND HERE!
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/637654/637753.html#msg-637753

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William Robert Moreno
like, can you get in trouble in any way for just buying a copy of Tiger Beat? If you were a grown man let's say, and you were slightly overweight and had a beard and large glasses and you look a little funny, and you just went into a Walgreens and bought nothing but a copy of Tiger Beat....and maybe also a box of condoms. Could you get arrested based solely on your purchase? Is that probable cause or something? Or if you bought a Kidz Bop CD. Anything like that. If a grown man bought something of that sort, and he looked a little ugly and odd maybe, could he hypothetically get arrested for that?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777618.html#msg-777618

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William Robert Moreno
is it illegal for a grown man to attempt to have a serious conversation with a kindergarten child about politics or religion, if they are not related and just happen to be sitting next to each other on a park bench or something? Is it really illegal?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777624.html#msg-777624

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William Robert Moreno
can a grown man and a little girl, unrelated and strangers to each other, have dinner together at a fancy restaurant? Legally? Let's say they meet outside the gym or something and decide to have dinner together, and that's it. That is the extent of the interaction. Is it illegal?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/777495/777625.html#msg-777625






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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Luu ()
Date: September 28, 2020 10:28PM

Zaher

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: peep ()
Date: September 28, 2020 11:15PM

Michael Basl is the second most hated person on Fairfaxunderground.com


Michael thinks that just because Moreno is worse that he's some amazing human being.

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He who laughs last, laughs the longest

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Truer words never spoken ()
Date: February 24, 2021 09:30AM

peep Wrote:
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> Michael Basl is the second most hated person on
> Fairfaxunderground.com
>
>
> Michael thinks that just because Moreno is worse
> that he's some amazing human being.

This.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: George Basl ()
Date: February 24, 2021 01:34PM

Michael is such a loser. How does he continue breathing knowing what a waste of space he is? Tom Basl probably wants him to just die, so he doesn't have to continue putting up with his mooching ass.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Psychologica1 Warfare ()
Date: February 24, 2021 06:42PM

George Basl Wrote:
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> Michael is such a loser. How does he continue
> breathing knowing what a waste of space he is? Tom
> Basl probably wants him to just die, so he doesn't
> have to continue putting up with his mooching ass.

Pot, meet kettle. Don't you have other business to tend too? Your mom and her boyfriend won't be able to support your board forever.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: local comedian ()
Date: February 24, 2021 09:09PM

Psychologica1 Warfare Wrote:
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> George Basl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Michael is such a loser. How does he continue
> > breathing knowing what a waste of space he is?
> Tom
> > Basl probably wants him to just die, so he
> doesn't
> > have to continue putting up with his mooching
> ass.
>
> Pot, meet kettle. Don't you have other business
> to tend too? Your mom and her boyfriend won't be
> able to support your board forever.


Daddy might give up on supporting your 40 year old waste of oxygen faggot self.
But of course, you can always take your mother to a necrophilia convention and pimp her out

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: He's definitely obsessed ()
Date: February 24, 2021 11:09PM

George Basl Wrote:
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> Michael is such a loser. How does he continue
> breathing knowing what a waste of space he is? Tom
> Basl probably wants him to just die, so he doesn't
> have to continue putting up with his mooching ass.

He thinks you're going to be his friend again some day. He's holding out on the same hope that miz has for Lizzy.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Basl's liquefied mummy mommy ho ()
Date: February 24, 2021 11:10PM

local comedian Wrote:
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> But of course, you can always take your mother to
> a necrophilia convention and pimp her out


LMFAO! So disgustingly funny.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Yump ()
Date: March 13, 2021 12:56AM

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: eesh is an inspiration ()
Date: March 13, 2021 06:31AM

Eesh isn't a total failure
He won the Faggot of the Year award back in 2015.
That takes lots of hard work and determination

If his lazy shirtless ass can do that, then that shows that any of us can do anything if we set our minds to it.
Eesh is an inspiration

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: He also won ()
Date: March 13, 2021 06:34AM

A bankruptcy LMFAO

Bankruptcy is a victory
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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Loser Faggot ()
Date: March 19, 2021 05:08PM

LOSER

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: No one will hire him ()
Date: March 19, 2021 05:11PM

poor Josef Wrote:
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> who would ever hire someone with a
> google/arrest/bankruptcy record like that. He
> better hit the Christian circuit where they let
> people with horrible records thrive.

Or date him

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: shirtless ()
Date: March 19, 2021 05:33PM

eesh is an inspiration Wrote:
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> If his lazy shirtless ass can do that, then that
> shows that any of us can do anything if we set our
> minds to it.
> Eesh is an inspiration

shirtless?

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Keydg ()
Date: May 22, 2021 12:33PM

Keydg

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
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Date: June 10, 2021 03:57AM

Pussy ..cat

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Date: June 10, 2021 09:07AM

Eesh has been rage posting for hours.

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Date: June 10, 2021 09:08AM

Eesh is on a binder

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Date: June 10, 2021 09:20AM

Eesh is going to stroke out

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Date: June 10, 2021 09:35AM

Eesh must be hitting the meth hard.

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Date: June 10, 2021 09:39AM

Go faggot Go

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Date: June 10, 2021 09:40AM

Has something happened in munchkinland?

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Date: June 10, 2021 09:44AM

Eesh is doing some serious rage posting. Can you imagine what he looks and smells like, after hours of rage posting.

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Date: June 10, 2021 09:47AM

Like a greasy pig. Look at the fat basterd .


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> Eesh is doing some serious rage posting. Can you
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Date: June 10, 2021 09:49AM

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> Eesh is doing some serious rage posting. Can you
> imagine what he looks and smells like, after hours
> of rage posting.


Like he always does

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
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Date: June 10, 2021 09:50AM

What a fucking looser.
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Date: June 10, 2021 11:18AM

Nice try nigger

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Date: June 10, 2021 11:40AM

How are his bowels?
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Date: June 10, 2021 11:42AM

A couple of years ago I went on holiday in central Europe. I started in Slovakia, then took a train to Hungary. The food in Slovakia had been pretty heavy and the day I arrived in Budapest I was feeling pretty constipated. I sat on the toilet straining, but nothing would come out.

That evening my husband took me out for a meal in an authentic Hungarian restaurant where everything was flavoured with paprika. I'd never had paprika before, but I thought it was great. We started with a spicy soup and then for the main course I had chicken that was absolutely covered in paprika. We drank a lot of wine to wash it all down.

The next morning I woke up and was relieved to find I wasn't really hungover. We had breakfast of strong coffee and pastries in the apartment. After a couple of cups of coffee, I started to get the urge to go to the toilet. This was great, as I hadn't been for several days. I'm a shy pooper so I was a bit nervous about going while my husband was around, but it was one of those situations where the biological need to evacuate overcame my normal shyness. I put some toilet paper in the toilet bowl to muffle any splashes before letting loose. I pooped out a couple of thick logs followed by a little bit of mushy poop and I felt great. It was a relief to no longer feel constipated.

Shortly afterwards we set out to explore Budapest. We were following a walking tour which was due to take all day. About 90 minutes into it, I started to get a stomach ache. Initially I thought it was just a bit of gas building up and I would feel better if I could fart. I stepped away from my husband on the pretence of going to take a photo of something and let rip. This fart which I let out was good and satisfying, but it smelled rank. More concerningly, it didn't really do much to lessen the pain in my stomach.

We continued with the walking tour, me taking every possible opportunity to pass gas. I felt really bloated and the pain was getting worse. What had started as a dull ache was now being interspersed with sharp, stabbing pains that made me want to moan and grab my belly. Whenever my husband was looking away I clutched my aching stomach, rubbing it in the hope of some relief. I'm not a thin girl, but even by my standards my belly was looking fat today, so bloated that I felt like I was bulging out of my cute pink jumpsuit as if I was pregnant.

It was becoming increasingly clear to me that I needed to use the toilet. At one point when my husband crossed the road to take a photo, I leaned up against a lamppost and began to fart, then desperately started clenching my sphincter when I felt a wet sticky feeling between my cheeks. Oh God, this was not good.

My husband is a fast walker and he was setting quite a pace. I struggled to keep up, my stomach churning with every step I took. I could feel my heart rate quicken, feel my skin flushing and starting to sweat. I couldn't remember when I'd last felt so sick.

The problem was, I desperately didn't want my husband to know I needed to poop. I especially didn't want him to know that I needed to poop urgently and that it was going to be really nasty diarrhoea. My plan was to hold it until we got back to the apartment, then run the shower to disguise any embarrassing noises. The problem was, when I checked my watch I realised it could be 5 hours before we were back at the bathroom.

Eventually it became clear to me that I couldn't wait that long. Excruciating cramps were wracking my body, making it difficult to walk. With every step I took, I could feel a tonne of diarrhoea pushing down against my tightly clenched anus. I pride myself on my self control, but I was literally ready to explode.

At one point I tripped slightly on an uneven paving slab. My anus unclenched for a split second but that was enough for me to lose what felt like a squirt of liquid poop into my knickers. This was urgent now. I needed to get to a toilet and I needed to do it FAST!

I spotted a public toilet nearby and told my husband I'd just be a minute. He looked surprised as I don't normally use public toilets, but he handed me some small change to pay and went off to take photos on the other side of the square we were in. I waddled over to the toilets as fast as I could, anus still tightly clenched. I paid the lady at the booth and she gave me three sheets of toilet paper. There was no way that was going to be enough, but I didn't have time to argue. I needed to get to a toilet now!

I rushed into the bathroom and found a small room with four stalls, all of which were occupied. So near and yet so far! I nearly lost control there and then. There were two women in front of me; a tall blonde woman, who I think was German, and a very fat older lady, who I think was Hungarian. I prayed they all just needed a wee. Goodness knows, what the people in the stalls were doing; I couldn't hear any signs of life.

It felt like I stood there for 10 minutes, though in reality it was probably only about 60 seconds, before I felt a huge cramp building. I desperately needed to fart to relieve the pressure, but I knew that if I did that I would lose control. I had was starting to lose my sense of shame at this point and doing a weird poo dance, holding my aching belly and rocking backwards and forwards. An audible moan or two might have escaped me.

Finally somebody in one of the stalls was weeing. I heard her wipe, then flush. The door unlocked and the tall blonde went in. She let out a brief stream of piss, then what sounded like a grunt and a dry fart. If I was taking bets I would say she was intending to poop, she was pretty constipated and this was going to take some time. I took a step forward in the queue. As I did so, I temporarily lost control and I felt some soft mush slipping out into my knickers. I gasped, leaning forward and grabbing my belly with one hand, and my bottom with the other. I wasn't going to be able to hold this much longer.

The fat lady in front of me must have heard the gasp because she turned around and glared at me. She said something in Hungarian, which I didn't understand. I asked her if she spoke English and she shook her head. I grabbed my stomach, rubbing it, trying to mime that I was desperate to poop. I pointed, trying to ask if I could skip in front of her in the queue. She understood, but shook her head. She pointed at herself, then grabbed her own ample stomach and grimaced. She massaged it, grimaced again and let out a squeaky fart which caused an almighty stench. I didn't understand what she was saying, but clearly she needed to go too.

My own stomach was still gurgling and the pressure in my rectum was unbearable. I started massaging it like the Hungarian lady had, but stopped because it seemed to make it worse. She shouted out something to the people in the stalls, presumably telling them to hurry up. Then she bent double, both hands on her fat belly and let out another horrific smell. I was starting to feel nauseous.

Her shouting must have had some effect because a young woman with a small child exited the nearest stall. The fat lady shouted something at them in Hungarian, before dashing into the cubicle and slamming shut the door. As her bottom hit the seat she exploded and I was treated to a symphony of farts, plops and splashes, accompanied by grunts and moans. This was definitely not a shy pooper!

Finally, the stall next to her vacated too. I ran to it, hand on stomach, and closed the door. Getting out of my jumpsuit seemed to take an eternity. I hung it on the back of the door and that's when I realised the lock on the door was dodgy and it didn't close properly. Never mind, I didn't have time to wait for another cubicle. I took off my knickers, which did indeed contain several mushy poops which had slipped out of me, and went to sit down on the toilet.

I guess my body knew it was about to get the opportunity to relax. My sphincter had done so well, but at this last second it betrayed me. You have to imagine the scene: I'm naked except for my flipflops, having removed my jumpsuit and my poop-stained knickers are flung in a pile on the floor in front of me. Halfway to sitting down, my body got wracked by the most dreadful cramp imaginable, which instinctively caused me to grab my swollen belly. The cramp was stronger than my anus could resist and so as I lent forward grasping my ????, a wave of mushy poop literally exploded out of my quivering anus. If you thought that would have provided relief, you were wrong. I bent double holding my stomach and letting out (hopefully quiet!) moans while mushy poop continued to spray out of my bottom, covering the toilet and wall behind me. I heard a load of mush explode out of me an enormous fart and splat onto the toilet seat behind me.

Around about this point - not 100% sure whether it was just before or just after - I raised my head to take a deep breath in between cramps and realised that the cubicle door had swung open. There were now three women in the queue and all of them had just seen me having explosive diarrhoea. What was worse was that I was still shitting and I wasn't sure I could stop for long enough to close it again.

I took a deep breath and clenched my anus as tight as I could. With one hand on my bottom and one on my belly, I shuffled forward to the door. I wished to goodness I hadn't worn the jumpsuit; this might have been marginally less humiliating if I wasn't stark naked. I reached the door without incident and took my right hand from my bottom to close it again. As I did so, I lost control and another wave of mushy diarrhoea spewed out of my anus onto the floor. Oh God!

I spent the next 15 minutes sitting on the toilet, blasting out wave after wave of mushy poop. I could hear the Hungarian lady still on the toilet next to me; her diarrhoea sounded like it was wetter than mine. She would be completely silent for a few minutes, then let out a loud groan, accompanied by a wet fart, which would then give way to what sounded like pure liquid squirting into the toilet bowl. My diarrhoea had more consistency to it, perhaps because I'd been so constipated before hand. My poor anus was burning though; the paprika was just as hot on the way in as it had been on the way out.

Eventually I figured I was done. My stomach was still cramping, but less intensely, and I hadn't expelled anything for a few minutes. My stomach felt less swollen and bloated. I wiped my bottom as best I could with the three sheets of toilet paper, but both it and the toilet cubicle were a complete disaster zone. There was nothing I could do to clean up without more resources, so I stepped back into my poopy knickers (yuk!!) and put the jumpsuit back on. As I exited the cubicle, a lady with a small child tried to go in. I attempted to stop her, gesticulating wildly, but she saw the carnage inside and recoiled in horror. The big lady emerged from the cubicle next to me, looking a bit worse for wear. The lady with the child said something to her and she came to look at my cubicle too. I tried to look apologetic but I don't think I managed to look anything other than completely humiliated. Gesticulating and talking loudly in Hungarian, they went to get the cleaning lady. All I could think to do was empty my pockets of small change to compensate her for the task ahead. That done, I made my shameful exit from the toilet.

Now I had the task of finding my husband. He wasn't immediately visibly and I walked around for a further 5 minutes before I found him. It turned out he had crossed the road and gone inside a church to look around. I told him there had been an awful queue in the toilets and then made it sound like I'd been looking for him for longer than I had. He didn't seem to notice anything was amiss.

We continued with the walking tour and I didn't feel too bad. I still had occasional sharp cramps, but I didn't feel like I was holding back any poop. We stopped for lunch and I ordered a large pizza, suddenly hungry after the day's exertions. The restaurant had a decent toilet with plenty of toilet paper and I was able to clean up my bottom and knickers a bit better.

We were tired after lunch and decided to go back to the apartment. This suited me, because I really needed a shower. We were about two miles away and it was on the walk back that my cramps intensified, probably exacerbated by the wine and pizza I'd had for lunch. Or maybe the espresso. I really shouldn't have had that.

When I said intensified, they really were intense this time around. My belly bloated again, becoming swollen and hard to the touch. About halfway to the apartment, I felt a strange churning feeling and then a sensation as if a heavy load had suddenly dropped through my bowels and wanted to exit NOW! I clenched as best I could and continued walking, but I think I was visibly sweating. I wasn't sure I could hold out for another 15 minutes or so. I wasn't 100% sure I'd still be holding it in the next 15 seconds.

My husband was completely oblivious and, just around the corner from the apartment, suggested we go into an electronics store. He wanted to buy a wireless mouse he'd seen which was available significantly cheaper than at home. We were leaving Budapest tomorrow so this was his only chance to buy. He's normally a quick shopper, but today it felt like he was taking forever. I stood in a corner of the store, pretending to look at some cables, and focussing my entire energy on clenching. At one point the pressure was so intense that I lost control and this time I felt liquid diarrhoea leak out of my anus into my already messy knickers. For a moment I thought I was going to soil myself in the middle of an electronics shop. But I managed to clench again, my husband made his purchase and we continued on to the apartment.

When we got to the apartment, my sole focus was on getting to the toilet. But I was still too embarrassed to let my husband know anything was wrong.

"I'm so hot and sticky", I announced as we crossed the threshold. "I think I'll have a shower straightaway to cool off!"

"I'm just going to use the bathroom first", replied my oblivious husband, and before I knew what was happening he had locked himself in there with a book.

OMG. I didn't know what to do. I stood there outside the apartment's single toilet in full panic mode while my husband, who is a shameless shitter, grunted and plopped into the toilet. Knowing him, he could be there for ages and I was about to lose control of a load of liquid diarrhoea into my knickers.

At this stage there was no good solution and it was just about damage limitation. I grabbed a trash can from the living room, but realised that if I shat in it I would stink up the entire apartment. The living room doors opened out onto a small balcony, screened from the street below by opaque railings. I ran out there, pulled off the stupid jumpsuit and dirty knickers, crouched over the bucket and let loose.

Wow, the release was intense. The diarrhoea was pure liquid by this stage, initially almost pouring out of me. After a while the expulsion slowed, but I still had painful cramps. I was forcefully massaging my belly, then grunting and bearing down, and a short sharp squirt of liquid diarrhoea would explode out of me, bringing a temporary relief.

In a moment of relief I realised that my husband might be finished in the bathroom soon so I needed to stop and clean up. I bore down and grunted out a final blast of liquid poop before standing up and realising that there was a middle aged man standing on a balcony one floor up on the opposite side of the street, staring down at me. Presumably he had just seen me crouch naked over a trash can and push out liquid diarrhoea.

Mortified I stepped back into the knickers and jumpsuit. I couldn't find an instant solution for what to do with the trash can, so I closed the balcony doors and pulled down the blinds so my husband wouldn't see it. Ultimately, I managed to convince him to go to the shops and emptied it into the toilet while he was out. I was just in time, because my husband was emerging from the toilet, book in hand.

He grimaced. "I don't think that paprika agreed with me", he said. "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine," I said, with my best innocent smile. My stomach lurched violently, as if it knew I was lying. "I'm just going to take that shower", I added, as I ran to the bathroom for another explosion.

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Posted by: Eesh is big pissed ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:46AM

I haven't seen basl rage post in years.lmfao. someone is getting to him bad.

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Date: June 10, 2021 11:49AM

Maybe eesh has blow a gasket. I'll watch the news.

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Date: June 10, 2021 11:49AM

Saturday morning I got up early and took my bike out for a ride. About halfway through, I went over to a park, got coffee from a kiosk, and was at a picnic table enjoying it when the morning's humidity brought on a sudden rain shower. So I juggled my coffee while walking my bike into a nearby restroom. I had not been in this park bathroom before. It was larger than some of the others I use. Seven open toilets with no cubicles. There was just a post between each with a rod and three really secure toilet paper rolls. I laid my coffee container near the first toilet, took down my underwear and shorts, and placed my sweaty butt on the toilet. As my pee started I tried to remember when I had last peed. It had been at least 14 hours since I had accidentally fallen asleep on the coach at 5:30 p.m. and hadn't woken up until a couple of hours ago. Taking the pee felt good, although I could hear my mom quite a few times yelling at me about using such dirty bathrooms when I could have/should have gone at home. In my mind I was telling her that I'm almost 17 and not a bad kid. To which she gave me a lecture on thinking ahead, being more responsible, etc. By then the rain was really coming down. Within 15 minutes the rain let up, I got off the toilet which had become quite comfortable, pulled up my clothing and foot-flushed the toilet. I almost fell on my butt because my shoes were wet and I was on slick concrete. I wiped my bike down with toilet paper before I started my ride back home. It was a longer ride because of the wet asphalt streets and puddles. When I got home my crap was pushing out. I seated myself for a very thorough crap that didn't take much effort. Then I passed mom in the kitchen and assured her that I had just done my daily crap. Then she gave me the usual lecture about drinking six bottles of water a day and changing my diet. I didn't say anything to her because she would have just kept the argument going.

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Date: June 10, 2021 11:51AM

On Sunday night I went out with Lucy and Katie and Katie stayed over for the first time in ages which was great. We were walking back from the pub together when Katie said, "I'm bursting for a wee, I hope I can make it back in time!" Lucy and I had both used the loo in the pub before we left but Katie said she could wait until we got home, although I could tell she was now regretting that decision by the panicked look on her face! Typically by that point we were in the middle of a housing estate and there was absolutely nowhere private to squat down, so I said, "We're only about 5 minutes away, just try to hold it!" and Katie nodded, biting her lip. By the time we got back to my house she was squirming around and holding herself, she said, "Hurry up and get the door open Abs, I'm literally just about to wee my pants!" I got the door open as quickly as I could and let Katie go upstairs first, Lucy and I followed her up into my room. Before she had even got to the door of my ensuite she had pulled up her denim skirt to reveal some pink flowery knickers which were stuck right up her bum, she quickly tugged them down but not before Lucy had said, "Oh my God Katie, your knickers have like totally gone up your bum!"
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, at least there still dry!!" Katie replied as she sat on the loo with her knickers at her knees, she started to wee straight away, a loud hissing stream that fizzed into the loo, and she moaned with relief. "And yes, before you say anything I know I'm weeing like a horse, my bladder was literally just about to burst!" she said. Eventually Katies stream dribbled to a stop and she wiped her front before pulling up her knickers, letting down her skirt and coming back into my bedroom.
"Right, lets get ready for bed and watch a film!" I said, taking off my tee-shirt. Lucy took off her skirt and then her top, she said, "I need to have a wee now," and as she turned to walk into the ensuite I noticed her pale green knickers had gone up her bum too. As Katie took off her skirt she said, "Looks like I'm not the only one with my pants up my bum!" and Lucy turned round and poked her tongue out as Katie giggled, just then I took off my skirt, I was wearing white knickers which were stuck up my bum as well, I walked into my ensuite to see Lucy on the loo in the middle of her wee and Katie brushing her teeth. "I know my knickers are up my bum too before either of you say anything!" I said and they both started laughing. "Well to be honest I don't really mind if you two see me with my pants up my bum, the other day I went swimming and my swimsuit ended up giving me a massive wedgie and that was way more embarrassing!" said Katie.
"Oh my God, I hate it when that happens!!" said Lucy as she wiped and pulled up her knickers. "Right, my turn for a wee!" I said as I went over to the loo, I eased my knickers to my knees, sat down on the warm seat and started to wee a strong stream as Lucy joined Katie at the basin and started to brush her teeth. A few seconds later I felt my stream dribbling to a stop so I wiped my front, pulled up my knickers and went over to the basin to brush my teeth as well, by now Lucy and Katie were back in my room sitting on Lucys bed. After I'd finished doing my teeth I went back into my room, Lucy started to take off her bra, she said, "I'm just gonna wear my knickers in bed, its really warm in here!" Katie and I nodded, we both took our bras off too and got into bed and then I put on a film.
The next morning I woke up needing a wee, I noticed Lucy was still asleep and as I was only half awake myself I'd completely forgotten Katie was staying over. I got out of bed and went into my ensuite without bothering to put my bra on, I got the fright of my life when I saw Katie sitting on the loo, her knickers were round her thighs and luckily she wasn't wearing her bra either! I realised she was in the middle of having a wee as I heard her stream tinkling into the bowl.
"Oh God, I totally forgot you were staying over, sorry I haven't got my bra on!" I said, feeling myself going pink.
"Morning Abbie," said Katie, looking totally unfazed. "No worries, at least we're both topless!" she added. A few seconds later Katies stream dribbled to a stop and she took some loo roll, wiped and stood up, pulling her knickers up. She sat on the edge of the bath as I went over to the loo, dropped my knickers and sat on the warm seat, moaning as I was finally able to relax. A fierce stream soon started up and went on for a while before dribbling to a stop. I wiped, pulled up my knickers and washed my hands and then we both went back into the bedroom.
"Right, I'll go downstairs and make some toast," I said as Katie got back into bed. I put a tee-shirt on and went down to the kitchen. As I was making the toast I started to get a heavy feeling in my belly and realised I'd need a poo before long, luckily it was only a couple of days since I'd last been for a poo so I was hoping I wouldn't have too much trouble. I came back up with the toast a few minutes later, as I went into my room I saw the door of my ensuite was wide open and Lucy was on the loo with her knickers round her knees and without her bra on either! It sounded like she was having a massive wee and there was a huge look of relief on her face!! When she was done she came back into the room and we started to eat the toast. I noticed Katie was finding it hard to sit still, she kept shifting position on the bed so I guessed she might want a poo, a few minutes later she said, "I'm getting desperate for a poo, do you mind if I go?"
"I need to have a poo as well," I said, "But if your desperate you can go first, I don't need it too badly just yet!"
"Well- if your sure, I'm a bit constipated so it might take me a while!" Katie replied. She got out of bed and went into the ensuite, still topless. "Come on in so we can keep chatting," she called to Lucy and me so we followed her in and sat on the floor. Katie dropped her knickers and sat on the loo, after a few seconds she started to push and I heard some more wee spurting out, I could see she was having to bear down hard as she was screwing her face up and going red. "Sorry about this," she panted, "I've got the tip out but its getting really wide and its hard to keep it moving." She squeezed her thighs together, pulled her bum cheeks apart and continued to strain, making some loud grunts. After about another 5 minutes she said "Its coming faster now" and shortly after there was a plop and she moaned with relief. I started shifting about, my own need was getting worse and I could feel a massive poo trying to force my bum open. Katie was quite clearly working on her next log, I could see she was still straining and didn't seem close to being done, so I went over to the tap to get a drink to try to take my mind off my need, I could feel that my knickers had gone up my bum again so I pulled them down, I was pretty sure that the top of my bum would be showing but I didn't want to get skidmarks. Katie saw what I was doing and said "Sorry, I'll try not to be too much longer," and shortly after I heard a few plops close together followed by a sigh. "Right, I think I'm done," Katie said, "I'll wipe standing if you want so you can get on the loo straight away." She pulled the flush and I nodded gratefully, I was already waiting with my thumbs in my knickers ready to pull them down, so I quickly dropped them, sat on the loo and relaxed, at once I felt the tip poke out but then it got fatter so I knew I'd have to start pushing. Katie was standing next to me wiping her bottom, I shifted forward so she could throw the paper away then she pulled up her knickers and sat back on the edge of the bath. The massive log was creeping really slowly out of my bum as I pushed but luckily it wasn't too hard and dry so it was coming a lot easier than when I'm really constipated. With the next push I felt the log slide out further and knew I'd got the fattest part out. Not long after it splashed down in the bowl and I felt another log ready to come out, that one wasn't quite as fat so it came out with a few gentle pushes. After my second log had dropped I felt empty so I took some paper, wiped my bum and flushed before pulling up my knickers. "Do you need a poo Lucy?" asked Katie and Lucy shook her head, "No, I had one yesterday so it'll be a couple of days before I need another one!" We went back into my room and started to get dressed, Katie rummaged in her overnight bag, she said "I know I've got some clean pants in here somewhere!" In the meantime Lucy had taken off her knickers and put on some white ones, she started to put on her bra as I took off my t-shirt and went over to my underwear drawer to find some clean knickers too. Katie took out a pair of yellow knickers with pink and blue butterflies and pulled down the ones she was wearing, she quickly put on her clean ones and then put her bra on. While Lucy and Katie put their skirts on I changed my knickers, my clean ones were pale blue with pink and yellow flowers. I put on my bra and then finished getting dressed too. Hope you enjoyed this story, will post again soon, bye for now!!
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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Peep got eesh numba ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:52AM

I think peep is fucking with eesh. Eesh always goes to shit porn when he is raging mad

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
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Date: June 10, 2021 11:53AM

Eesh hasn't been this manic in years. He must be feeling the pressure
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Posted by: Help stop eesh ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:55AM

Saturday morning I got up early and took my bike out for a ride. About halfway through, I went over to a park, got coffee from a kiosk, and was at a picnic table enjoying it when the morning's humidity brought on a sudden rain shower. So I juggled my coffee while walking my bike into a nearby restroom. I had not been in this park bathroom before. It was larger than some of the others I use. Seven open toilets with no cubicles. There was just a post between each with a rod and three really secure toilet paper rolls. I laid my coffee container near the first toilet, took down my underwear and shorts, and placed my sweaty butt on the toilet. As my pee started I tried to remember when I had last peed. It had been at least 14 hours since I had accidentally fallen asleep on the coach at 5:30 p.m. and hadn't woken up until a couple of hours ago. Taking the pee felt good, although I could hear my mom quite a few times yelling at me about using such dirty bathrooms when I could have/should have gone at home. In my mind I was telling her that I'm almost 17 and not a bad kid. To which she gave me a lecture on thinking ahead, being more responsible, etc. By then the rain was really coming down. Within 15 minutes the rain let up, I got off the toilet which had become quite comfortable, pulled up my clothing and foot-flushed the toilet. I almost fell on my butt because my shoes were wet and I was on slick concrete. I wiped my bike down with toilet paper before I started my ride back home. It was a longer ride because of the wet asphalt streets and puddles. When I got home my crap was pushing out. I seated myself for a very thorough crap that didn't take much effort. Then I passed mom in the kitchen and assured her that I had just done my daily crap. Then she gave me the usual lecture about drinking six bottles of water a day and changing my diet. I didn't say anything to her because she would have just kept the argument going.













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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: La91jsidpflsb ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:56AM

Looks like basl has wigged the fuc out
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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Bumpmeister ()
Date: June 10, 2021 11:59AM

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Date: June 10, 2021 12:02PM




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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Lmfao never seen eesh so manic ()
Date: June 10, 2021 12:14PM

Saturday morning I got up early and took my bike out for a ride. About halfway through, I went over to a park, got coffee from a kiosk, and was at a picnic table enjoying it when the morning's humidity brought on a sudden rain shower. So I juggled my coffee while walking my bike into a nearby restroom. I had not been in this park bathroom before. It was larger than some of the others I use. Seven open toilets with no cubicles. There was just a post between each with a rod and three really secure toilet paper rolls. I laid my coffee container near the first toilet, took down my underwear and shorts, and placed my sweaty butt on the toilet. As my pee started I tried to remember when I had last peed. It had been at least 14 hours since I had accidentally fallen asleep on the coach at 5:30 p.m. and hadn't woken up until a couple of hours ago. Taking the pee felt good, although I could hear my mom quite a few times yelling at me about using such dirty bathrooms when I could have/should have gone at home. In my mind I was telling her that I'm almost 17 and not a bad kid. To which she gave me a lecture on thinking ahead, being more responsible, etc. By then the rain was really coming down. Within 15 minutes the rain let up, I got off the toilet which had become quite comfortable, pulled up my clothing and foot-flushed the toilet. I almost fell on my butt because my shoes were wet and I was on slick concrete. I wiped my bike down with toilet paper before I started my ride back home. It was a longer ride because of the wet asphalt streets and puddles. When I got home my crap was pushing out. I seated myself for a very thorough crap that didn't take much effort. Then I passed mom in the kitchen and assured her that I had just done my daily crap. Then she gave me the usual lecture about drinking six bottles of water a day and changing my diet. I didn't say anything to her because she would have just kept the argument going.
Saturday morning I got up early and took my bike out for a ride. About halfway through, I went over to a park, got coffee from a kiosk, and was at a picnic table enjoying it when the morning's humidity brought on a sudden rain shower. So I juggled my coffee while walking my bike into a nearby restroom. I had not been in this park bathroom before. It was larger than some of the others I use. Seven open toilets with no cubicles. There was just a post between each with a rod and three really secure toilet paper rolls. I laid my coffee container near the first toilet, took down my underwear and shorts, and placed my sweaty butt on the toilet. As my pee started I tried to remember when I had last peed. It had been at least 14 hours since I had accidentally fallen asleep on the coach at 5:30 p.m. and hadn't woken up until a couple of hours ago. Taking the pee felt good, although I could hear my mom quite a few times yelling at me about using such dirty bathrooms when I could have/should have gone at home. In my mind I was telling her that I'm almost 17 and not a bad kid. To which she gave me a lecture on thinking ahead, being more responsible, etc. By then the rain was really coming down. Within 15 minutes the rain let up, I got off the toilet which had become quite comfortable, pulled up my clothing and foot-flushed the toilet. I almost fell on my butt because my shoes were wet and I was on slick concrete. I wiped my bike down with toilet paper before I started my ride back home. It was a longer ride because of the wet asphalt streets and puddles. When I got home my crap was pushing out. I seated myself for a very thorough crap that didn't take much effort. Then I passed mom in the kitchen and assured her that I had just done my daily crap. Then she gave me the usual lecture about drinking six bottles of water a day and changing my diet. I didn't say anything to her because she would have just kept the argument going.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Bumpmeister ()
Date: June 10, 2021 02:53PM

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Watch basl dance ()
Date: June 10, 2021 03:00PM

The fat greasy pig is flipping the fuck out.lmmfao

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Total panic ()
Date: June 10, 2021 03:03PM

Tap tap tap.Checking my cane tip.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
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Date: June 10, 2021 04:50PM

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Basl is my Bitch ()
Date: June 10, 2021 04:58PM

Dance Bitch Dance.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: My Bowels Story ()
Date: June 10, 2021 05:05PM

Last summer, I went to a luncheon at a friends house. Her adorable little eight year old daughter had helped prepare the food. We had chicken salad, fruit, and strong, but good iced tea. The tea was fabulous and we all drank alot of it. Just as we were finishing lunch, one of the women excused herself to go to the bathroom. A couple minutes later, another woman got a strange look on her face and went to the other bathroom. Then, I started getting cramps and gurgling in my t??y and asked if there was a third bathroom. There wasn't, so I waited for the first one. I waited another ten minutes, and was about to have an accident in my pants, when the first woman came out. The room reeked. By this time, all the women (there were about ten of us) were waiting for one of the bathrooms. I rushed to the toilet and barely had my pants down when my lunch started gushing into the toilet. My cramps were pretty severe now, and I let out two more floods of diarrhea before I could leave. I had been in the bathroom for ten minutes. As I left, the next woman hurried in after me.

Five of the women had already left because they didn't feel well. There was only one more woman in line and as I talked to her, she tried to hide her expression, but she looked very uncomfortable before she finally let it go in her pants. I felt sorry for her, and left. The hostess was apparently in the other bathroom, so I couldn't say goodbye. I still had cramps, and I wanted to get home before I had an accident. I had only a fifteen minute drive, but after ten minutes, I had to pull over because I was doubled over with cramps. I was on the expressway, and I got out of the car and let loose all over the grass. Some of it got on my skirt, and all I had was a few kleenexes to wipe, so I took of my skirt and sat on a pillow in the car in my undies, poop squishing all over my poor butt. When I got home, I threw out my undies and the pillow, and put my skirt in the washing machine. After another trip to the bathroom, not quite as bad, but still a lot of toilet paper and three flushes, I decided to call the hostess to apologize for leaving so quickly. She told me that most of the other women had also called, and everyone she talked to was sick. It didn't seem like food poisoning, because no one was throwing up, and the only symptoms were cramps and bad diarrhea. She apologized, and I hung up and went to bed. My t??y awakened me twice during the night, and all through the next day at work, I frequently had to go to the bathroom. It wasn't as bad as the night before, so I hoped it was going away. That evening, the hostess called me, sounding very upset. She had gone over everything that we had eaten and didn't know what could of made us sick, until she talked to har daughter. She asked her daughter to get out the tea that she had used, and her daughter pulled out a box of laxative tea, almost empty. Her daughter couldn't have known what laxative tea was. She was very apologetic, and I told her that it could have happened to anyone. Later, I found out that one of the women was very upset because she ruined a new dress and had to miss a day of work. She had had an accident on the way home with her husband in the car.

The moral of this story is don't trust kids too young to read big words.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Jaiqoeje skwl ()
Date: June 10, 2021 05:09PM

He he he


Saturday morning I got up early and took my bike out for a ride. About halfway through, I went over to a park, got coffee from a kiosk, and was at a picnic table enjoying it when the morning's humidity brought on a sudden rain shower. So I juggled my coffee while walking my bike into a nearby restroom. I had not been in this park bathroom before. It was larger than some of the others I use. Seven open toilets with no cubicles. There was just a post between each with a rod and three really secure toilet paper rolls. I laid my coffee container near the first toilet, took down my underwear and shorts, and placed my sweaty butt on the toilet. As my pee started I tried to remember when I had last peed. It had been at least 14 hours since I had accidentally fallen asleep on the coach at 5:30 p.m. and hadn't woken up until a couple of hours ago. Taking the pee felt good, although I could hear my mom quite a few times yelling at me about using such dirty bathrooms when I could have/should have gone at home. In my mind I was telling her that I'm almost 17 and not a bad kid. To which she gave me a lecture on thinking ahead, being more responsible, etc. By then the rain was really coming down. Within 15 minutes the rain let up, I got off the toilet which had become quite comfortable, pulled up my clothing and foot-flushed the toilet. I almost fell on my butt because my shoes were wet and I was on slick concrete. I wiped my bike down with toilet paper before I started my ride back home. It was a longer ride because of the wet asphalt streets and puddles. When I got home my crap was pushing out. I seated myself for a very thorough crap that didn't take much effort. Then I passed mom in the kitchen and assured her that I had just done my daily crap. Then she gave me the usual lecture about drinking six bottles of water a day and changing my diet. I didn't say anything to her because she would have just kept the argument going.
Saturday morning I got up early and took my bike out for a ride. About halfway through, I went over to a park, got coffee from a kiosk, and was at a picnic table enjoying it when the morning's humidity brought on a sudden rain shower. So I juggled my coffee while walking my bike into a nearby restroom. I had not been in this park bathroom before. It was larger than some of the others I use. Seven open toilets with no cubicles. There was just a post between each with a rod and three really secure toilet paper rolls. I laid my coffee container near the first toilet, took down my underwear and shorts, and placed my sweaty butt on the toilet. As my pee started I tried to remember when I had last peed. It had been at least 14 hours since I had accidentally fallen asleep on the coach at 5:30 p.m. and hadn't woken up until a couple of hours ago. Taking the pee felt good, although I could hear my mom quite a few times yelling at me about using such dirty bathrooms when I could have/should have gone at home. In my mind I was telling her that I'm almost 17 and not a bad kid. To which she gave me a lecture on thinking ahead, being more responsible, etc. By then the rain was really coming down. Within 15 minutes the rain let up, I got off the toilet which had become quite comfortable, pulled up my clothing and foot-flushed the toilet. I almost fell on my butt because my shoes were wet and I was on slick concrete. I wiped my bike down with toilet paper before I started my ride back home. It was a longer ride because of the wet asphalt streets and puddles. When I got home my crap was pushing out. I seated myself for a very thorough crap that didn't take much effort. Then I passed mom in the kitchen and assured her that I had just done my daily crap. Then she gave me the usual lecture about drinking six bottles of water a day and changing my diet. I didn't say anything to her because she would have just kept the argument going.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Eesh is a shit eater. ()
Date: June 10, 2021 05:13PM

Eesh has a shit fetish. Who's shocked.
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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Ughhhhh ()
Date: June 10, 2021 05:14PM

The bloat is so gross

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Help what ()
Date: June 10, 2021 05:19PM

Show how triggered and offended you are? Yes it does.

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Nope. ()
Date: June 10, 2021 05:20PM

Still not working

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Re: Michael Josef Basl is Total Failure in Life
Posted by: Eesh is a mother fucker ()
Date: June 10, 2021 05:30PM

You notice that only Eesh bashing threads get the space taking cat pictures

But this trolling of him will never end.
Never
Mother fucking Eesh, and I mean that literally

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