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India heading to the moon
Posted by: goodnight moon ()
Date: July 22, 2019 04:08PM

India's Prime Minister has stated that the first priority of their mission to the moon will be to build a sidewalk with a curb so the astrodots will have someplace to take a shit.

How are Indian astrodots going to communicate with one another when they wont be able to see the head bobble in their helmets when talking?

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: Mahat Macoat ()
Date: July 22, 2019 07:30PM

If India send men to the moon, there are going to be at least two empty seats inside the Microsoft Refund/Lowering Credit Card Interest Rates/IRS Collections phone bank centers in Mumbai.

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: Imagine That ()
Date: July 22, 2019 07:44PM

Great ! Every full moon it's gonna smell like that awful curried beef those fuckers cook in their tee pees. Odd how the orientals will run you over and fight over that stuff whenever they serve the free samples at CostCo.

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: Bambi ()
Date: July 22, 2019 08:15PM

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/3164222/3164953.html#msg-3164953

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: V ()
Date: July 22, 2019 08:28PM

Will they build a 7-Eleven on the moon? Oh and yeah Gerry, are you coming?

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: True the Vote! ()
Date: July 22, 2019 08:44PM

Nice shot. Curb shitting Astrodots comment made beer fly out my nose.

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: Astrodots ()
Date: July 22, 2019 08:55PM

Bollywood Star Trek SNL skit.

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: My Boy Gungadin! ()
Date: July 23, 2019 05:14AM

Ten little Injuns standin' in a line,
One toddled home and then there were nine;

Nine little Injuns swingin' on a gate,
One tumbled off and then there were eight.

Eight little Injuns gayest under heav'n.
One went to sleep and then there were seven;

Seven little Injuns cuttin' up their tricks,
One broke his neck and then there were six.

Six little Injuns all alive,
One kicked the bucket and then there were five;

Five little Injuns on a cellar door,
One tumbled in and then there were four.

Four little Injuns up on a spree,
One got fuddled and then there were three;

Three little Injuns out on a canoe,
One tumbled overboard and then there were two

Two little Injuns foolin' with a gun,
One shot t'other and then there was one;

One little Injun livin' all alone,
He got married and then there were none

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: Mike hunttt ()
Date: July 23, 2019 06:08AM

Didn’t we do that 50 years ago?

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: Cursory Rimes ()
Date: July 23, 2019 06:14AM

Kids were singing that song more than 50 years ago. It dates back to the 1880's or something.

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: r4tgtbrew ()
Date: July 23, 2019 03:11PM

for what reason?

everyone knows what's there

new rock samples aren't needed

the answer? running with the money - they are running scam as usual. might even put a hack satellite on the moon if i guess right.

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: DigitalHikes ()
Date: July 24, 2019 01:00AM

Congrats India to another succesfull attempt to the moon. I was at attending a class of digital marking course at Digital Marketing Institute in Rohini
when I get this news. This makes me very happy.

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: Water. ()
Date: July 24, 2019 03:38AM

r4tgtbrew Wrote:
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> for what reason?
>
> everyone knows what's there
>
> new rock samples aren't needed
>
> the answer? running with the money - they are
> running scam as usual. might even put a hack
> satellite on the moon if i guess right.

We know what's there, water. Water is the new oil. The rock can also serve as a radiation barrier,

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: H8'ers gonna ()
Date: July 24, 2019 04:04AM

Honestly I would rather bomb into dust any country that would deign to encroach on our moon.

Like seriously dude, they are not heading to the moon. They are heading to a ass whooping.

President Trump is not going to just say "Hey go ahead and encroach on our moon."

He is going to send Space Force to destroy them in space while our people on the ground secure the perimeter.

You libtards got to be kidding with this "Revolution" nonsense. You'll be crushed. Quickly. And soon we have a conservative society again.

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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: Adm Benbow ()
Date: July 24, 2019 06:21AM

I hope they bring back a nigga killin virus

very possible...you know they dont wash jackshit
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Re: India heading to the moon
Posted by: Hi William. ()
Date: July 24, 2019 06:27AM

H8'ers gonna Wrote:
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> Honestly I would rather bomb into dust any country
> that would deign to encroach on our moon.
>
> Like seriously dude, they are not heading to the
> moon. They are heading to a ass whooping.
>
> President Trump is not going to just say "Hey go
> ahead and encroach on our moon."
>
> He is going to send Space Force to destroy them in
> space while our people on the ground secure the
> perimeter.
>
> You libtards got to be kidding with this
> "Revolution" nonsense. You'll be crushed.
> Quickly. And soon we have a conservative society
> again.

Up early today?

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