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Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Dr Oz ()
Date: July 18, 2019 02:21PM

Do you have MSDS? Here are some symptoms to look for:

-Constantly annoyed by Meade Skelton (he's in your head)
-Whistling 'We Talk in Circles" and then slapping yourself for doing so
-The incessant need to post, comment, and especially insult Meade Skelton
-Dreaming about Meade Skelton, or seeing him when he's not there
-Getting irate whenever someone mentions Meade Skelton or talks about him
-The need to put Meade down to make yourself feel better
-Denying that you like Meade Skelton music

If you, or a loved one experience any of the above symptoms, contact a mental health professional ASAP

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Uppity Negro ()
Date: July 18, 2019 02:39PM

Dr Oz Wrote:
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> Do you have MSDS? Here are some symptoms to look
> for:
>
> -Constantly annoyed by Meade Skelton (he's in your
> head)
> -Whistling 'We Talk in Circles" and then slapping
> yourself for doing so
> -The incessant need to post, comment, and
> especially insult Meade Skelton
> -Dreaming about Meade Skelton, or seeing him when
> he's not there
> -Getting irate whenever someone mentions Meade
> Skelton or talks about him
> -The need to put Meade down to make yourself feel
> better
> -Denying that you like Meade Skelton music
>
> If you, or a loved one experience any of the above
> symptoms, contact a mental health professional
> ASAP

cool story meade

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Meade is Jelly ()
Date: July 18, 2019 05:04PM

Uppity Negro Wrote:

>
> cool story meade


Without the negative attention Meade gets from FFXU, he would get no attention at all. Unless you want to count the TA shit which he instigates himself.

Does anyone actually remember the banal melody of "We talk in circles"? It certainly isn't as cloying as 'Sweet Tea' so it is forgotten as soon as the song ends.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: meade's latest hits from TA ()
Date: July 19, 2019 12:15AM

UK honors immoral degenerate
Alan Turing, known homosexual will appear on $50 pound note. What next? Satan, himself?

Many Negroes had a better life here in the United States...

Is it considered inappropriate for a grown man to use the Kiddie pool?
I wanted to wade the kiddy pool and my sister took a picture
The grown up pool was overly crowded , and it had certain types of people in there. Felt cleaner in the kiddie pool area.

Wallace was very Trumpian during his campaign. My Grandparents voted for him. I have an 8x10 signed copy of his picture in our house.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Who is going to step up? ()
Date: July 19, 2019 12:20AM

Meade and Turing..
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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Meade-waste of a human life ()
Date: July 19, 2019 12:21AM

meade's latest hits from TA



> Is it considered inappropriate for a grown man to
> use the Kiddie pool?
> I wanted to wade the kiddy pool and my sister took
> a picture
> The grown up pool was overly crowded , and it had
> certain types of people in there. Felt cleaner in
> the kiddie pool area.
>


Meade's meltdown continues....
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meade skelton pool playground kids pedophile.jpg

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: cleaner in the kiddie pool area. ()
Date: July 19, 2019 12:27AM

Now that's kind of a creepy statement.

It's like the pedo on TCAP who claimed that banging a 13 year old would be the cleanest purest pleasure.....

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Hamplanet Meade ()
Date: July 19, 2019 12:40AM

It might have been cleaner before that porcine greaseball waded his fight ass into it.



Did he even consider the fact that he could have been making the parents of the children uncomfortable with a man of his age in the KIDDIE pool close to their kids?

Of course not, Meade is too fucking self-absorbed to be considerate of anyone else.

That is what kiddy pools are for...so parents don't have to worry about unknown adults close to their kids.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Deadly Sins ()
Date: July 19, 2019 01:09AM

This is what envy does to a person. Instead of being able to enjoy the talents of an accomplished artist like Meade Skelton, they just hate on him and trie to change the subject.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: What talent? ()
Date: July 19, 2019 01:29AM

Deadly Sins Wrote:
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> This is what envy does to a person. Instead of
> being able to enjoy the talents of an accomplished
> artist like Meade Skelton, they just hate on him
> and trie to change the subject.


Unlike the actual talents of Roman Polanski and Michael Jackson, few enjoy Meade's so-called 'talent'.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: this one's even better! ()
Date: July 19, 2019 03:14PM

Richard Spencer appears on CNN: proves he is Controlled OP

(I am not sure what that means)


Richard Spencer just magically shows up on CNN saying that Trump is a phoney "white nationalist". Pot meet kettle. Trump was never a White Nationalist, and I knew these fakes would turn on him as they were programmed to do.I knew Richard was a shill for quite awhile now. Did anyone else get taken in by him? Quite a few. Leader of the "Alt Right"? An effeminate man like Spencer is no leader. Sadly, the Alt Right was a legit movement on the internet, but they got someone to infiltrate before it ever got the chance to fly right.


Meade calling a (somewhat more) normal person effeminate.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: This goes right to top of list ()
Date: July 19, 2019 03:35PM

It should be "Meade's Derangement Syndrome" and his saying certain jobs are beneath him while collecting welfare is certainly high on the list of his derangements.


Who do you look down on more? A person doing a menial task for minimum wage or a welfare recipient?

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: more meade TA ()
Date: July 19, 2019 11:18PM

Grown men have no place to go . We're called perverts for just wanting to cool off.

Men are at a complete disadvantage in nearly all public social situations.

Pedophiles have ruined everything for normal human beings.

My oldest sister has autism and some mild mental retardation

Many people say they can tell Im on the autism spectrum by my facial structure

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Uppity Negro ()
Date: July 20, 2019 12:16AM

why can't meade get a job at a grocery store or something? its hardly physically difficult labor.

it's almost like hes committing fraud

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: it's beneath him ()
Date: July 20, 2019 12:37AM

You see, only an executive level position really befits a southern gentleman like meade.

Also, his experience as a cow dancer somewhat overqualifies him fo rworkin gn a store.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: dredscott ()
Date: July 20, 2019 12:38AM

He could work at the Cobra Canbana.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Let me get this straight ()
Date: July 20, 2019 12:50AM

it's beneath him Wrote:
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> You see, only an executive level position really
> befits a southern gentleman like meade.
If Meade can find an executive level position that he can be hired for, he should go for it.

That's the rub, It is not the job you want, it is the jobs you can be hired for.


>
> Also, his experience as a cow dancer somewhat
> overqualifies him fo rworkin gn a store.


"cow dancer" is a minimum wage job usually done by high school and college kids who need a part-time gig.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: no, it is highly creative work ()
Date: July 20, 2019 01:08AM

The recruitment of cow dancers is an excrutiatingly rigorous process.

People who have served both as Navy SEALS and cow dancers freely acknowledge that Chick-Fil-A's selection process was far more challenging.

I have a close personal friend who recently finished up med school at Harvard, after serving in the Air Force as a mission commander on a B-2 stealth bomber, prior to which he had received an undergraduate degree from Juliard. He is a very accomplished and multi-faceted person, yet he failed to meet CFA's stringent requirements. (He is lucky he had some other skills to fall back on.)

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Uppity Negro ()
Date: July 20, 2019 02:10AM

Let me get this straight Wrote:
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> it's beneath him Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You see, only an executive level position
> really
> > befits a southern gentleman like meade.
> If Meade can find an executive level position that
> he can be hired for, he should go for it.
>
> That's the rub, It is not the job you want, it is
> the jobs you can be hired for.
>
>
> >
> > Also, his experience as a cow dancer somewhat
> > overqualifies him fo rworkin gn a store.
>
>
> "cow dancer" is a minimum wage job usually done by
> high school and college kids who need a part-time
> gig.

meade thinks the minimum wage should only be $2 an hour. Im wondering why he isnt demanding his pay be lowered

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Bakersfield Chimp ()
Date: July 20, 2019 02:31AM

Uppity Negro Wrote:
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>
> meade thinks the minimum wage should only be $2 an
> hour. Im wondering why he isnt demanding his pay
> be lowered


Meade thinks dancing as a cow should be a well-payed position since it requires a great amount of his God-given talent. I wish I was joking.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: lmao wow ()
Date: July 20, 2019 07:31AM

Bakersfield Chimp Wrote:
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> Uppity Negro Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > meade thinks the minimum wage should only be $2
> an
> > hour. Im wondering why he isnt demanding his
> pay
> > be lowered
>
>
> Meade thinks dancing as a cow should be a
> well-payed position since it requires a great
> amount of his God-given talent. I wish I was
> joking.

"Everybody but me should make $2/hr"

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: He's got a point ()
Date: July 20, 2019 12:23PM

Bakersfield Chimp Wrote:
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> Uppity Negro Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > meade thinks the minimum wage should only be $2
> an
> > hour. Im wondering why he isnt demanding his
> pay
> > be lowered
>
>
> Meade thinks dancing as a cow should be a
> well-payed position since it requires a great
> amount of his God-given talent. I wish I was
> joking.

The pay for mascots is all over the map. Willard Scott didnt get rich from playing Ronald McDonald, but he certainly got more than minimum wage. Meade is already a famous entertainer, and he probably brings in a lot of business.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Grow up kiddo ()
Date: July 20, 2019 02:38PM

He's got a point Wrote:

>
> The pay for mascots is all over the map. Willard
> Scott didnt get rich from playing Ronald McDonald,
> but he certainly got more than minimum wage.
> Meade is already a famous entertainer, and he
> probably brings in a lot of business.

Williard Scott was the FACE of a national television campaign.

Meade is just one of a herd.

Herd members are a dime a dozen.

How stupid does one have to be to equate the two?
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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Meade is lucky ()
Date: July 20, 2019 02:52PM

Hamplanet Meade should be grateful he is in a costume which covers his bloated and destroyed body. H

is role model Williard Scott got fired for being too fat.

https://baklol.com/baks/Random/Insane-Fast-Food-Facts-_553/McDonalds-Fired-Willard-Scott--_7232

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Fun Factoid ()
Date: July 20, 2019 03:11PM

Meade is lucky Wrote:
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> Hamplanet Meade should be grateful he is in a
> costume which covers his bloated and destroyed
> body. H
>
> is role model Williard Scott got fired for being
> too fat.
>
> https://baklol.com/baks/Random/Insane-Fast-Food-Fa
> cts-_553/McDonalds-Fired-Willard-Scott--_7232


Willard Scott was a native of Alexandria, Virginia!

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: 15 per hour ()
Date: July 20, 2019 03:54PM

Bakersfield Chimp Wrote:
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> Uppity Negro Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > meade thinks the minimum wage should only be $2
> an
> > hour. Im wondering why he isnt demanding his
> pay
> > be lowered
>
>
> Meade thinks dancing as a cow should be a
> well-payed position since it requires a great
> amount of his God-given talent. I wish I was
> joking.


fair is fair. Gets hot in that suit but I look at it as a weight control benefit.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: meade should thanks the Dems ()
Date: July 20, 2019 11:59PM

The now-to-be-federally-mandated minimum wage of $15 is going to be the most money he's ever made. Probably more than he was ever destined to make before this particular batch of Dems came in.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: Meade Fan #4 ()
Date: May 30, 2021 03:46PM

Has Chick Fil A called Meade back to work yet? Meade the spokescow is the only reason I would eat there.

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Re: Meade Skelton Derrangement Syndrome...
Posted by: I don't eat at fucking McDonalds ()
Date: May 30, 2021 03:53PM

Meade Fan #4 Wrote:
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> Has Chick Fil A called Meade back to work yet?
> Meade the spokescow is the only reason I would eat
> there.

They 'laid him off' due to COVID and put a 'red card' on his file so he would never be hired back. Then they took the cow costume to a toxic waste dump.

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