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Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Uppity Negro ()
Date: July 14, 2019 06:58AM

I know it's awful, but when I see someone who is really thin, I imagine a rancid smell, akin to urine soaked underwear. I don't know why. It's probably just a prejudice. Perhaps it's because I associate it with drug abuse. Does anyone think this is a false perception, or is there some truth in the matter?

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?295119-Do-skinny-people-often-smell-like-urine

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: a couple of items ()
Date: July 14, 2019 07:22AM

1)I am skinny, and have noticed it's the ftaties who tend to smell, so stfu meade...

2) I thought meade banned hiself from that euro-fag website

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: July 14, 2019 11:14AM

Meade worries about the silliest things.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Indians and Pakis ()
Date: July 14, 2019 11:16AM

I’ve noticed Indians and Muzzies like Gerry smell like urine. It’s due to not bathing and all the curry his species eats.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Haufe family values ()
Date: July 14, 2019 11:32AM

His dad is old and yells at him. I guess he would be considered skinny. I'm wondering if he is at the age he should be wearing Depends but doesn't.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2019 11:36AM

The fact that Meade thinks only drug abusers are skinny shows how far-gone his mental health is.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: if you like cabbage or artichoke ()
Date: July 14, 2019 11:37AM

or asparagus, your urine is going to stink. Meade is just jealous of thin in shape people. Petty and waste of words!!

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Nut Hut Meade ()
Date: July 14, 2019 12:55PM

eesh Wrote:
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> The fact that Meade thinks only drug abusers are
> skinny shows how far-gone his mental health is.


Things are getting tough for Meade. He is already having minor meltdowns. It is only a matter of time before 'the big one'. My guess, it will happen around his first midterms in 20 years. If he even makes it that far in school.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: father call shim 'fat and lazy' ()
Date: July 14, 2019 02:41PM

I think it's about time Mr Haufe had a breakdown and killed his kid.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: campus shooting ()
Date: July 14, 2019 03:09PM

meade is going to shoot up his campus. Once he realizes nobody respects him, and then flunks his midterms, he will gun some of those poor kiddoes down. Then he will go to the electric chair.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: has meade gotten a job yet? ()
Date: July 14, 2019 03:57PM

wtf is he doing this summer?

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: One less welfare recipient. ()
Date: July 14, 2019 04:14PM

campus shooting Wrote:
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> meade is going to shoot up his campus. Once he
> realizes nobody respects him, and then flunks his
> midterms, he will gun some of those poor kiddoes
> down. Then he will go to the electric chair.


This would be a most deserving end to Meade.
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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Can we all agree! ()
Date: July 14, 2019 04:29PM

Virginia not only still has the death penalty, but still uses the electric chair!


Who doesn't like that?

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2019 05:15PM

I believe that Meade will be attending Reynolds Community College, specifically the Parham Road campus, which is about a mile from the Henrico courthouse.

When I find out for certain, I'm going to contact the Dean of Students there and show him or her all the racist and potentially violent posts Meade has made over the past year.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Meade is innocent. ()
Date: July 14, 2019 05:25PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I believe that Meade will be attending Reynolds
> Community College, specifically the Parham Road
> campus, which is about a mile from the Henrico
> courthouse.
>
> When I find out for certain, I'm going to contact
> the Dean of Students there and show him or her all
> the racist and potentially violent posts Meade has
> made over the past year.

What Meade has said and done is very innocuous. He isn't violent like Miz.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2019 06:00PM

Meade is innocent. Wrote:
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>
> What Meade has said and done is very innocuous.




He's a racist, homophobic, anti-Semite. He could be the next Charlottesville attacker.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: meade hates skinny people ()
Date: July 14, 2019 06:26PM

Apparently, his own father has been Bashing him for being fat and lazy*, so naturally he resents those of us who are less proportionally challenged.





*good start Mr Haufe, now kick him the hell out and make him get a fucking job!

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: report to the Dean? ()
Date: July 14, 2019 06:36PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I believe that Meade will be attending Reynolds
> Community College, specifically the Parham Road
> campus, which is about a mile from the Henrico
> courthouse.
>
> When I find out for certain, I'm going to contact
> the Dean of Students there and show him or her all
> the racist and potentially violent posts Meade has
> made over the past year.

Oh, don't bother. Meade's mouth will get him thrown the hell out of school quickly enough. Can you even imagine the kind of trouble meade could get into in a college classroom with some of the shit he casually spews out? I wonder how long it will be until the campus Antifa radicals stage a demonstration demanding his expulsion.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2019 06:47PM

report to the Dean? Wrote:
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> I wonder how long it
> will be until the campus Antifa radicals stage a
> demonstration demanding his expulsion.



Meade is hateful and deranged enough to run his Kia Soul through the Antifa crowd. More reason to contact the school.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: not what I see happening ()
Date: July 14, 2019 06:54PM

More likely meade will sinply get lambasted for his stupid opinions. Since he is likely to flunk out anyhow, he will be able to use 'liberal intollerance' as the reason for his failure to succeed (as opposed to lack of intelligence or work ethic).

The big unknown is how his father will react to this latest failure. Will he finally kick meade to the curb? If he does so, then meade just might do something violent.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Daddy Haufe ()
Date: July 14, 2019 06:55PM

eesh Wrote:
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> report to the Dean? Wrote:
> -------------------------------------------------
>
> > I wonder how long it
> > will be until the campus Antifa radicals stage
> a
> > demonstration demanding his expulsion.
>
>
>
> Meade is hateful and deranged enough to run his
> Kia Soul through the Antifa crowd. More reason to
> contact the school.


Why? It will be more amusing to see Meade annoy his classmates. Trying to get him expelled is just killing the lulz

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: he'll get himself expelled ()
Date: July 14, 2019 07:05PM

He'll call a female prof a cunt or a lesbo for giving him a 'D', or he'll tell the music prof he's an uppity nigger for requiring students to have sight-reading skills prior to enrolling in his class.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Here in the real world ()
Date: July 14, 2019 07:14PM

Meade is innocent. Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I believe that Meade will be attending Reynolds
> > Community College, specifically the Parham Road
> > campus, which is about a mile from the Henrico
> > courthouse.
> >
> > When I find out for certain, I'm going to
> contact
> > the Dean of Students there and show him or her
> all
> > the racist and potentially violent posts Meade
> has
> > made over the past year.
>
> What Meade has said and done is very innocuous. He
> isn't violent like Miz.

We live in a post-Virginia Tech America. Can we really take the chance?

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: meeee chineeeeeeese!!!!!!!!! ()
Date: July 14, 2019 07:17PM

Wait'll meade performs that shit in front of some Asian students. I would pay good money to be there when that happens.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2019 07:20PM

Here in the real world Wrote:
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>
> We live in a post-Virginia Tech America. Can we
> really take the chance?



No, we can't. Does anyone know if Meade has access to firearms?

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: At a JR. college in suburbia? ()
Date: July 14, 2019 07:23PM

report to the Dean? Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I believe that Meade will be attending Reynolds
> > Community College, specifically the Parham Road
> > campus, which is about a mile from the Henrico
> > courthouse.
> >
> > When I find out for certain, I'm going to
> contact
> > the Dean of Students there and show him or her
> all
> > the racist and potentially violent posts Meade
> has
> > made over the past year.
>
> Oh, don't bother. Meade's mouth will get him
> thrown the hell out of school quickly enough. Can
> you even imagine the kind of trouble meade could
> get into in a college classroom with some of the
> shit he casually spews out? I wonder how long it
> will be until the campus Antifa radicals stage a
> demonstration demanding his expulsion.


We're talking J. Sargeant Reynolds. The closest they have to "antifa" is someone complaining about no beef jerky in the vending machines.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: drug addicts are skinny? ()
Date: July 14, 2019 07:23PM

miz is on like 24 different meds and is fat as a pig!

And does meade think being obese is normal? I think he's just mad because his father has criticized him for being such a lardass.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Forget Superman ()
Date: July 14, 2019 07:35PM

drug addicts are skinny? Wrote:
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> miz is on like 24 different meds and is fat as a
> pig!
>
> And does meade think being obese is normal? I
> think he's just mad because his father has
> criticized him for being such a lardass.


Amphetamine and Heroin users tend to be skinny. That said, MOST SKINNY PEOPLE ARE NOT DRUG ADDICTS. OTOH, most hamplanets like Meade, are fat because they eat to fucking much.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: meade wants a bettter world ()
Date: July 14, 2019 08:34PM

he wants a world in which his specific degree of fatneess is considered attractive and healthy, and anyone better looking than him is considered somehow deviant and depraved

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2019 08:35PM

Watch out Meade.



.
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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: I think meade's father is skinny ()
Date: July 14, 2019 09:11PM

meade may be think murder-suicide here.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Mayonnaise Injun ()
Date: July 14, 2019 09:12PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Here in the real world Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > We live in a post-Virginia Tech America. Can we
> > really take the chance?
>
>
>
> No, we can't. Does anyone know if Meade has access
> to firearms?

you are a lulz killing cunt

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: If Meade was a clever man ()
Date: July 14, 2019 09:52PM

I think meade's father is skinny Wrote:
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> meade may be think murder-suicide here.


His father is 85. How hard would it be to come up with something that looked like natural causes? "I guess he got all tangled up in his bedsheets". The police will probably accept that without much trouble. Then he wouldn't have to off himself.

Until, of course, he starts talking about his daddy pestering him to get a job. His daddy pestering to get him to lose weight. His daddy's incontinence and refusal to wear depends.

Naturally, Meade can then tell them he is the most talented singer/songwriter in all Virginia. How he isn't fat just big-boned and how people take him for 25. and that how he is a direct descendant of Pocohantus. He might be sent to the nut hut without a trial.
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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: nu thut strut ()
Date: July 14, 2019 11:09PM

If Meade was a clever man Wrote:
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>
> Naturally, Meade can then tell them he is the
> most talented singer/songwriter in all Virginia.
> How he isn't fat just big-boned and how people
> take him for 25. and that how he is a direct
> descendant of Pocohantus. He might be sent to the
> nut hut without a trial.


I'm beginning to think that a permanent stay at a nut hut is pretty much what is ordained to happen. He can be miz's roomie.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Reality show Meade ()
Date: July 14, 2019 11:18PM

nu thut strut Wrote:
]
>
> I'm beginning to think that a permanent stay at a
> nut hut is pretty much what is ordained to happen.
> He can be miz's roomie.


And that would make a reality show we would all watch.


"Our special celebrity caretaker this week is..."

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: celebrity caretaker? ()
Date: July 14, 2019 11:25PM

Oh please can it regularly be Gordon Ramsay? I have always felt that his take on certain FFU denizens would be priceless.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: tootie touches Meade ()
Date: July 14, 2019 11:47PM

celebrity caretaker? Wrote:
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> Oh please can it regularly be Gordon Ramsay? I
> have always felt that his take on certain FFU
> denizens would be priceless.


I really would want to see an episode with some has been colored actress, like Kim Fields from "Facts of Life" or Lark Voorhees from "Saved by the Bell". She can touch Meade and he can flip out thinking his skin is starting to rot. Miz can hide under the bed mistaking her for our lady of the picture frame.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: well, lizzie for that matter ()
Date: July 14, 2019 11:49PM

For one brief shining moment, before her life went entirely to shit, lizzie wanted to be a caretaker to the mentally ungifted.

Maybe she could be the head nurse. If she behaves.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: False Idols ()
Date: July 14, 2019 11:57PM

well, lizzie for that matter Wrote:
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> For one brief shining moment, before her life went
> entirely to shit, lizzie wanted to be a caretaker
> to the mentally ungifted.
>
> Maybe she could be the head nurse. If she behaves.


Meade/Miz/Liz would be brilliant television.
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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: next livestream July 28 ()
Date: July 15, 2019 12:42AM

Will he do The Chinese Thing? Will he have another meltdown? Will anybody bother tuning in?

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: I'm rooting for another meltdown ()
Date: July 15, 2019 09:23PM

I don't like this bit about skinny people smelling like urine. Meade is just upset that his father called him a fat lazy slob.

Instead of rationalizing that being fat is somehow desirable, meade needs to get off his ass an lose some weight. And get a job.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: meade is an ass on that thread ()
Date: July 15, 2019 11:03PM

his latest hit:

'No offense, but where I work I see so much "diversity" and miscegenation recently, where even just a year or two ago I did not.'

Apparently too many darkies are working at Chick Fil A for meade's liking. at least on the one day of the week he shows up.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 15, 2019 11:08PM

Meade needs to be reported to Chick Fil A for making those racist comments. What a horrible person.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: oh,just give him time ()
Date: July 15, 2019 11:14PM

sooner or later, after a grueling 90 minutes of being the cow, he'll take off his cow head and tell the kitchen staff, 'You lazy jigaboos have no idea what real hard work is like!'

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: fast food nation ()
Date: July 16, 2019 12:21AM

https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?295277-Is-White-Genocide-really-a-thing&p=6139185#post6139185

Meade says:

"White people need to unite and stand up for truth. We don't want violence, we just want to preserve our race and culture."

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Born white in the USA ()
Date: July 16, 2019 12:25AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Meade needs to be reported to Chick Fil A for
> making those racist comments. What a horrible
> person.


Why are all the vocal yokel "Pro-White" people seem to have nothing in their lives other than being born white? Everything else they have squandered away.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: again, sit back and wait ()
Date: July 16, 2019 12:51AM

Soonenough, meade will be airing his unique views on a college campus. Maybe he'll get into a fight!

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: goona be asking meade about this ()
Date: July 27, 2019 12:19AM

he has some explaining to do during his livestream Q&A

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Always room for Meade ()
Date: July 27, 2019 12:23AM

goona be asking meade about this Wrote:
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> he has some explaining to do during his livestream
> Q&A


If I can't make it, ask him why his skin has is starting to take on a grey hue.
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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Blueblooded ()
Date: July 27, 2019 01:52AM

Always room for Meade Wrote:
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> goona be asking meade about this Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > he has some explaining to do during his
> livestream
> > Q&A
>
>
> If I can't make it, ask him why his skin has is
> starting to take on a grey hue.

It isn't meade has a healthy reddish tint

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: speaking as a skinny dude ()
Date: July 29, 2019 10:51PM

I'd be more concermed if meade thought skiny people smelled like Big Macs, or Hostess Ho-hos, or barbecued ribs.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: One thing for certain.. ()
Date: August 26, 2019 12:49PM

We now know why fat people smell like shit.
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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: by skinny does he mean 'normal'? ()
Date: August 26, 2019 09:45PM

I suspect meade secretly knows he is a fatso (his father has told him so) and he resents those of us who are not obese. (We must be fags, or on drugs, or something.)

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Meade ruins everything ()
Date: August 27, 2019 01:11AM

by skinny does he mean 'normal'? Wrote:
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> I suspect meade secretly knows he is a fatso (his
> father has told him so) and he resents those of us
> who are not obese. (We must be fags, or on drugs,
> or something.)


Meade's father is in his mid-80s and could very well have some bladder control issues.

At 40, Meade already has bowel control problems.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Spazzing off on apricity ()
Date: September 15, 2020 03:32PM

needed to be bumped...One of Meade's best threads there makes for one of his best threads here...
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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Richard Fader from Ft. Lee, NJ ()
Date: September 15, 2020 03:48PM

Bedwetters (autistic & ADHD boys) smell like pee.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: when will meade need diapers? ()
Date: September 15, 2020 07:55PM

I bet he's wearing them by the time he's 50

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Where is Brown Onion, Rusty? ()
Date: September 15, 2020 08:35PM

We need an expert. How much longer will Meade be able to wipe his ass if he keeps expanding the way he is?

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Hurdy Gurdy man come singing... ()
Date: September 15, 2020 08:38PM

when will meade need diapers? Wrote:
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> I bet he's wearing them by the time he's 50

His head really does seem like a blob of sweat, hair and blubber.
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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Younger and thinner ()
Date: September 16, 2020 02:53PM

Where is Brown Onion, Rusty? Wrote:
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> We need an expert. How much longer will Meade be
> able to wipe his ass if he keeps expanding the way
> he is?

Meade is losing weight

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: i'll buy that for a dollar ()
Date: September 16, 2020 03:01PM

Younger and thinner Wrote:
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> Where is Brown Onion, Rusty? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We need an expert. How much longer will Meade
> be
> > able to wipe his ass if he keeps expanding the
> way
> > he is?
>
> Meade is losing weight


From his history, this means Meade lose ten pounds and then gain back fifteen.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: Chunka’ ()
Date: September 16, 2020 03:33PM

Fat folks smell like old cheese. Don’t get fat.

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Re: Meade: Skinny people smell like urine
Posted by: meade has lost over 15,000 lbs ()
Date: September 16, 2020 05:33PM

i'll buy that for a dollar Wrote:
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>
> > Meade is losing weight
>
>
> From his history, this means Meade lose ten pounds
> and then gain back fifteen.


Since 2005, he has announced that he has lost/is losing weight about 500 times.....

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