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Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: FU R&D Department ()
Date: July 13, 2019 05:11PM

There are millions of individual defective human gene pool mutations that science has yet to discover, let alone eliminate.

However, Fairfax Underground scientists have been able to isolate, identify, and name scores of DNA mutations in our lab, so we can get smarter and better equipped to deal with them - by breeding them out of the gene pool.

Trump, Trump supporters, TrumpTards, Deplorables - are all seen as angry, virtually all the time. Not healthy anger you need to survive in times of need. Unhealthy anger that is at Expert Level Stupid - constant, volatile, unpredictable, non-sensical, obsessive, and unhealthy to the extent of being insane.

These types of DNA defects are classified in the same group as sadists, serial killers, terrorists, murderers, rapists, child molesters, thieves, liars, scoundrels, bigots, mongoloids, deviants, birth defect babies, mental illness patients, psychos, goobers, people who play with their shit, etc..

They are real, They are factual things that exist. They can be identified, counted, sorted, characterized, analyzed, measured, tracked, compared, and tested.

Their existence in and of themselves point to defects in the Human Gene pool. Every sane person recognizes these defective DNA mutants possess unhealthy, defective, and undesirable traits which are inherently evil.

We know God put us here to eradicate these perverse DNA monstrosities so that Good and Justice and Freedom prevails over the many ills and evils in our Universe. The survival of the human species compels us to eliminate this bad DNA and to prevent it from spreading like a disease and wiping out humanity and intelligent life. Eventually our known universe is doomed if these defectives are allowed to breed, inter-breed, and proliferate unchecked.

Goatfuckerer2 is a fine example of bad genetics. Our lab has scientifically determined that Goatfuckerer2 not only possesses one of these bad DNA traits, but that he possesses many of them, all at the same time. He's like a red flashing signal light from God saying - "Okay, enough! Stop already. This bad DNA shit needs to end right here, right now! You've gone too far in the wrong direction. Back the fuck up!"

Do you want Goatfuckerer2 impregnating one of your goats or relatives? Of course not!

Do you want your relatives and children and grand children to see Goatfuckerer2's gay porn or his gifs of himself shitting on his own kitchen counter? Of course not!

Same for his cyber-stalking, hate, bigotry, animal rape, and kindergarten-level name calling.

The delusional piece of shit has even created an ever-growing stable of fictional on-line characters that he hates and spews venom at named - G2, Gerry, Ravi, Dancing Tea Boy, Dirty Paki, Gerry's Gay Protector, GGP, and more recently some poor fellow Mark Webster.

Nobody can determine Webster's identity because he/she is one of three people wearing some sort of costume or a baseball hat in an unlabeled and undated photo Goatfuckerer2 snatched from the Internet Cloud and keeps obsessively posting as if we could give a fuck.

We googled Webster. After careful analysis, our lab determined that if you're like Goatfuckerer2 and angry all the time because of Webster - that cute little smiling negro cherub - well Damnit, you're against America and God and good DNA.
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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: gay for GF2 ()
Date: July 13, 2019 05:16PM

STFU gerry/Mark W

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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: the gene/associate enzyme ()
Date: July 13, 2019 05:20PM

The rogue enzyme encoded by the deleterious allele has been isolated via standard chromatography, amplified, and characterized - it has been tentatively named goatfuckerertwoerase.

It attacks the myelin sheath protecting neural tissue, resulting in a plethora of behavioral and psychological issues. It also accelerates the breakdown of testosterone; hence GF2's incipient homosexuality.

It is hoped that an antibody can one day be designed to suppress the activity of this terrible enzyme.

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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: Webster's dickionary ()
Date: July 13, 2019 05:33PM

hmmmmmm
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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: Excellent Work! ()
Date: July 13, 2019 05:35PM

the gene/associate enzyme Wrote:
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> The rogue enzyme encoded by the deleterious allele
> has been isolated via standard chromatography,
> amplified, and characterized - it has been
> tentatively named goatfuckerertwoerase.
>
> It attacks the myelin sheath protecting neural
> tissue, resulting in a plethora of behavioral and
> psychological issues. It also accelerates the
> breakdown of testosterone; hence GF2's incipient
> homosexuality.
>
> It is hoped that an antibody can one day be
> designed to suppress the activity of this terrible
> enzyme.

So basically Goatfuckerer2 is like a walking Ebola bomb that you contract from fucking goats and playing with your shit instead of fucking monkeys.

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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: more or less ()
Date: July 13, 2019 06:00PM

We do hope to one day develop a vaccine to protect the uninfected.

The really good news here, as we see it, is that this state of affairs will finally dissuade liberals away from the unfortunate support many of them still express for the anti-vax movement.

The aGF2 antibodies will be in very high demand! I recommend purchasing stock in GlaxoSmithKline.

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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: badger mushroom ()
Date: July 14, 2019 10:30AM

more or less Wrote:
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> We do hope to one day develop a vaccine to protect
> the uninfected.
>
> The really good news here, as we see it, is that
> this state of affairs will finally dissuade
> liberals away from the unfortunate support many of
> them still express for the anti-vax movement.
>
> The aGF2 antibodies will be in very high demand! I
> recommend purchasing stock in GlaxoSmithKline.

I support the anti-vax movement cause I want nature to kill all the stupid people for me

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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: Hey Gerry.... ()
Date: July 14, 2019 10:33AM

FU R&D Department Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> There are millions of individual defective human
> gene pool mutations that science has yet to
> discover, let alone eliminate.
>
> However, Fairfax Underground scientists have been
> able to isolate, identify, and name scores of DNA
> mutations in our lab, so we can get smarter and
> better equipped to deal with them - by breeding
> them out of the gene pool.
>
> Trump, Trump supporters, TrumpTards, Deplorables -
> are all seen as angry, virtually all the time.
> Not healthy anger you need to survive in times of
> need. Unhealthy anger that is at Expert Level
> Stupid - constant, volatile, unpredictable,
> non-sensical, obsessive, and unhealthy to the
> extent of being insane.
>
> These types of DNA defects are classified in the
> same group as sadists, serial killers, terrorists,
> murderers, rapists, child molesters, thieves,
> liars, scoundrels, bigots, mongoloids, deviants,
> birth defect babies, mental illness patients,
> psychos, goobers, people who play with their shit,
> etc..
>
> They are real, They are factual things that
> exist. They can be identified, counted, sorted,
> characterized, analyzed, measured, tracked,
> compared, and tested.
>
> Their existence in and of themselves point to
> defects in the Human Gene pool. Every sane person
> recognizes these defective DNA mutants possess
> unhealthy, defective, and undesirable traits which
> are inherently evil.
>
> We know God put us here to eradicate these
> perverse DNA monstrosities so that Good and
> Justice and Freedom prevails over the many ills
> and evils in our Universe. The survival of the
> human species compels us to eliminate this bad DNA
> and to prevent it from spreading like a disease
> and wiping out humanity and intelligent life.
> Eventually our known universe is doomed if these
> defectives are allowed to breed, inter-breed, and
> proliferate unchecked.
>
> Goatfuckerer2 is a fine example of bad genetics.
> Our lab has scientifically determined that
> Goatfuckerer2 not only possesses one of these bad
> DNA traits, but that he possesses many of them,
> all at the same time. He's like a red flashing
> signal light from God saying - "Okay, enough! Stop
> already. This bad DNA shit needs to end right
> here, right now! You've gone too far in the wrong
> direction. Back the fuck up!"
>
> Do you want Goatfuckerer2 impregnating one of your
> goats or relatives? Of course not!
>
> Do you want your relatives and children and grand
> children to see Goatfuckerer2's gay porn or his
> gifs of himself shitting on his own kitchen
> counter? Of course not!
>
> Same for his cyber-stalking, hate, bigotry, animal
> rape, and kindergarten-level name calling.
>
> The delusional piece of shit has even created an
> ever-growing stable of fictional on-line
> characters that he hates and spews venom at named
> - G2, Gerry, Ravi, Dancing Tea Boy, Dirty Paki,
> Gerry's Gay Protector, GGP, and more recently some
> poor fellow Mark Webster.
>
> Nobody can determine Webster's identity because
> he/she is one of three people wearing some sort of
> costume or a baseball hat in an unlabeled and
> undated photo Goatfuckerer2 snatched from the
> Internet Cloud and keeps obsessively posting as if
> we could give a fuck.
>
> We googled Webster. After careful analysis, our
> lab determined that if you're like Goatfuckerer2
> and angry all the time because of Webster - that
> cute little smiling negro cherub - well Damnit,
> you're against America and God and good DNA.

You sure put a lot of time in this stupid ass post obsessing about Goatfuckerer2 and it is still unfunny, gay and stupid as fuck like you are. Keep working on it, maybe one day you won’t fail but I doubt it. You’re such a fag.

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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: Reginald Wentworth III ()
Date: July 14, 2019 11:00AM

FU R&D Department Wrote:
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> There are millions of individual defective human
> gene pool mutations that science has yet to
> discover, let alone eliminate.
>
> However, Fairfax Underground scientists have been
> able to isolate, identify, and name scores of DNA
> mutations in our lab, so we can get smarter and
> better equipped to deal with them - by breeding
> them out of the gene pool.
>

Rare photos of the classified Fairfax Underground lab and researchers
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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2019 11:34AM

Just get them to do 23andMe.


Here are some of my results of when I did it in 2014.



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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: 42.7% non-specific European? ()
Date: July 14, 2019 06:31PM

This indicates nations which refuse to take the blame for eesh. :)

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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 14, 2019 06:48PM

42.7% non-specific European? Wrote:
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> This indicates nations which refuse to take the
> blame for eesh. :)




Post your DNA results.

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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: Missing Link ()
Date: July 14, 2019 06:55PM

Goatfuckerer2's DNA results weren't all that surprising.

Explains why he spends 24 hours a day cave-dwelling in the dark shadows of his parents basement. I wonder if paints stick figures on the wall with his shit.
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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: haven't been tested yet. hell no ()
Date: July 14, 2019 06:56PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 42.7% non-specific European? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This indicates nations which refuse to take the
> > blame for eesh. :)
>
>
>
>
> Post your DNA results.


If I ever did get tested, people would find out that I am not half Native American/half Viking as I have always claimed.

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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: Thor Whalepenis ()
Date: July 14, 2019 07:07PM

haven't been tested yet. hell no Wrote:
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> If I ever did get tested, people would find out
> that I am not half Native American/half Viking as
> I have always claimed.

Skip the test. If you're drunk all the time, smell like an eskimo, and go around raping, killing and burning - trust me, people will believe you and refrain from passing judgement.

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Re: Fairfax Underground DNA Lab Study
Posted by: yee9k ()
Date: July 15, 2019 10:00AM

who would webster be stalking and why?

and why does he think stopping a hindu from using disease to kill and takeover areas of the US amounts to "racism". it amounts to doing one's job actually.

this article is just one more reason g2 should be imprisoned where he can't get near a computer or phone

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