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Survival Tips For Undocumented Immigrants
Posted by: Ignore ICE at Ur Door ()
Date: July 11, 2019 05:06PM

1. Dont open your door ICE cannot forcefully enter nor force you to open your door. Turn up the TV or Stereo and go about your business - ignore ICE at your doorstep. Feel free to let them waste their time yelling and barking and knocking while you watch TV. They cannot enter without your consent and you do not have to unlock or open your doors or windows.

2. (see tip #1)

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Re: Survival Tips For Undocumented Immigrants
Posted by: UM7VV ()
Date: July 11, 2019 05:11PM

3. get your affairs in order

4. return to the country in which you are a legal citizen.

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Re: Survival Tips For Undocumented Immigrants
Posted by: VYUUK ()
Date: July 11, 2019 05:13PM

5. take the four - seven children you have crapped out during your illegal occupation of the United States with you.

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Re: Survival Tips For Undocumented Immigrants
Posted by: PC retardzz ()
Date: July 11, 2019 05:30PM

Treat illegals the way the IRS treats citizens.

Dock their pay. Cut off benefits. Wait at the hospital and schools to grab them.

Imprison the ones you catch and make an example of them.

The IRS method is most efficient.

Also target the ones who have liscenses first

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Re: Survival Tips For Undocumented Immigrants
Posted by: knock knock ()
Date: July 11, 2019 05:42PM

Back up los beaners... here we come!!!!
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Re: Survival Tips For Undocumented Immigrants
Posted by: Montes ()
Date: July 11, 2019 06:10PM

knock knock Wrote:
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> Back up los beaners... here we come!!!!


Go ahead if you want. Hope you like the taste of lead.

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Re: Survival Tips For Undocumented Immigrants
Posted by: Dont open your door ()
Date: July 11, 2019 06:27PM

Dont Open Your Door - ICE cannot do shit. Now if someone like the Sheriff comes WITH A WARRANT of course open your door. But that is not what is happening, what is happening is ICE will come to your door to scare you - fuck em. This is America. Smear cat shit on a tarp and put it in front of your door so they have to step in it to knock then ignore them.

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Re: Survival Tips For Undocumented Immigrants
Posted by: switcharoo ()
Date: July 11, 2019 06:38PM

Get some of those stupid Gasden Fag plates for your car. Put Trump and MAGA stickers on your car and park it in the driveway.

Put a El Salvador or Mexican flag sticker and a Pro-Dreamers sticker on one of your TrumpTard neighbors cars. Maybe put a US Women's Soccer sticker on there car too.

Leave town and call ICE on the TrumpTard neighbor.

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